The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, August 25, 1922, Page THREE, Image 3
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QUITE HELPFUL SUGGESTION
Sally Ju6t Naturally Hr?tsd to R?twrs
Without Screetr.inj to Show for
the Journey
A young couple in the mountains of
Tennessee set out to get married. The
young man put a iump of beeswax in
the bottom of the buggy and with his
prospective bride drove to the nearest
magistrate, who was 5.1 so a storekeeper.
The young man told the
squire that he wanted to get married,
and also mentioned thiit he was short
of funds. Would the magistrate
credit him till more prosperous times*.'
The hard-hearted ma^i>irate refused.
"Well."' said the young ' I g >: a
ball of beeswax here, ii' y'li take that
I'll turn it in <m the rest." The squire
agree;! and took the beeswax iu:<? tlie
store and weighed it. returaing with
the disappointing news that it larked
a dollar and a half of being big enough
to pay the fee.
"Well, kaiift yi* trust uie for the
rest?" persisted the young num.
The magistrate shook his head withfinality.
"Kain't do it."
Then Sally slipped into the breach.
"Hit looks like you could do it this
onct," she wheedled.
"Ain't possible." was the firm rejoinder.
"Well." said Sally, her face suddenly
brightening.* "howcome you hain't
marry us as J'ur us the beeswax will
go ?"?Exchange.
BIDS DEFIANCE TO "KICKERS"
Fn^rtiirarjempni to Writer
Who Felt Like Giving Up in
Face of Criticism.
"Some of the neighbors are making
a howl about the items we are sending
in," sa; s contributor of local news
items to the Columbus (Montana)
News, "so I believe that as >..<m as
my supply of stationery rims out I wili
quit writing. I.et some one else take
the job if they think they can do s j
mueh better. I am getting tired of
being bawled out every week, and
would like to sir back and criticise
some one else writing, for a while."
To this the editor, n->t wishing tc
lose an able writer, brackets a comforting
and finely independent reply:
"Stay with em, kiu! Don't !< t the
jabbering of a few kickers unveil the
cayuse in your disposition. I? an editor
or writer takes the scare that easy, we
would have swapped our pen for a
Fatima 10 years ago, and each and
every issue since Men. If our patrons
ion't like what you anfi I ^vrite let
tliem stop taking the darned News,
and then they will surely have no kick
coming."?From the Outlook.
Work for Mathematician.
While putting a record on a phonograph
rhe other day the writer was
struck with rhe fact that a point on
the circumference of the disc makes
7S revolutions a minute exactly fhe
same as any point in nearer to tfye
center.
In other trords, while a point two
inches, say, from the center is going
around a certain number of inches,
a point on the outer edge is going
around a greatly increased number
of inches in exactly the same time*.
Supposin' the disc were increased
to a diameter of a mile?some record!
?and the speed of-this huge disc
still maintained at 7S mrolutions a
minute, how fast would a given point
on the edge be going?
Not being a mathematician, I leave
this pretty .problem to the bureau of
standards, naval observatory or runone
of the scores of statistical branches
Vi LHVJ ? V 4 IU14V *.*4- . .v,^.
It ought to he easy to work out
for a person whose inclinations run
that way.?Washington Star.
Sea Fishing for Giant Whip Rays.
The English hunter and explorer.
F. A. Mitchell-Hodges, is fishing for
sea monsters in the Caribbean, and lie
declares the sport to be far more exciting
than hunting big game on land.
Especially if one goes after giant whip
rays, "the most deadly creatures i:>
the ocean." They weigh some threequarters
of a ton. and are armed for
offense with a long whip tail whh-h
carries a spike as sharp as a needle.
"A IfiUWlliC ;> nmnrii m
that spike, one Mow, and the man
who is struck by ir dies in ap>:iy
within throe minutes."
Mr. MitelieHjHodge's party g-.t two
whip rays, nearly losing th'^nsolvi-s
and their canoe in th* ?':rs; tit:It, when
they tried :<> land a ray that was only
pretending to be st::nne<l and -it-aeked
them savagely with hi> fiendish tail.
Mere Thai Two Weeks.
The Ru<sian calendar, thirteen dayc
behin'l ours, rather annoyed s?me
American business men who trl^d ;<
place orders in so;ith Russia <lurir.tr
the reactionary regime of ^eneml
Denikin. One of them in p-:riiei!::;r
was slow >o grasp, for ins an e. why
or.r June 14 should bo the !i;
June 1. At length, when the i ;ea had
finally penetrated him. h" s;iil s! >k
his head incredulously, remarking?
"Xo. siree! You onn r ma:ce me nelieve
that these i?o??:?:?? are i:?? more
than thirteen days behind ih?* re>; <>f
the wnrid. It's hundreds- ;?ad umts,
at that."?II??l?ert Pnmi ::: the Xew
York World.
Something S;mi!rr.
"Are scientists tr\inir T;> !?':i"11
the monkey language?" asked }.Ir.
Clipping.
"I don't know," said .Mr. I?u!,\vaile.
"hut if they wan: to h --.v :i pivity
fair substitute they ei!?? IN;.-;,
to my youngest daughter i:s!ki; r
one of her rah-rah friend.- over the
telephone."
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We!!, if we are back io normalcy,
let's move on.
Some people can find fault with \
. ir eyes shut. <.
CITATION OF LETTERRS OF AD- .
-MINISTRATION
The State of South Carolina, County <
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In the belief
transaction, we ?* j
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Instead of listir ; 1
you with, a c: ca
profitably can*
We build it f 1
Goodyear metlrod
price than you : rc
unknown wortL.
Compare these price 30
Clinchcr $12,5 J
130x3, Straight Side.. 13-50
32x3j^ Straight Side.. 10-2 J
31 x 4 Straight Side.. 22*20
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tom price, when all is said and d?
en a sharper bargain;
really mere than, he might have
reputation, and value;
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it tne average mou^risi prcici> <<
ii!t the new Goodyear Cress-Rib
iscount" in advance.
t at a high price, to enable the
tiled "long discount," we list i
high-grade long-staple cotton, lis
of ?roirp-pIy construction, and ;
; asker: to pay for many "long c
vith NETprices yea ere ashed Iopayfor
32x4 Straight Sid;. . $24*3*0
33x4 Straight Side.. 25.25 I
34x4 Straight Sid;;.. 25.90
32 x 4 j j Straigh t Sid c:.. 31 ?45
'Jicsc prices iuduh manufacturer s cxchc t.:x
d Cord Tires ere aha made in 6, 7 ct\
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day. August 30th, next, after iwhli-j
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y of August. Arro Domini 1922.
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Lisccuru tires ot <*
"low discount" lircs &j
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33-.Straight Side.. $32.15
34y!-:.'z .Ttrai^ht Side.. 32,95
33 J St r.ih'ht Side.'-. 39.10
?5 x 5 Straicht Side.. 41.05
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of views of the subaphs,
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abmitted by the subscriber;.
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nplete and detailed report of
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features, iriclud'nc: the wellUp
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weekly Sunday .-choc!
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and promote the industrial,
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