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<mse*W9*mm WMM. . n > >< I I If I- - T -I -I-- r ncn n---"" QUITE HELPFUL SUGGESTION Sally Ju6t Naturally Hr?tsd to R?twrs Without Screetr.inj to Show for the Journey A young couple in the mountains of Tennessee set out to get married. The young man put a iump of beeswax in the bottom of the buggy and with his prospective bride drove to the nearest magistrate, who was 5.1 so a storekeeper. The young man told the squire that he wanted to get married, and also mentioned thiit he was short of funds. Would the magistrate credit him till more prosperous times*.' The hard-hearted ma^i>irate refused. "Well."' said the young ' I g >: a ball of beeswax here, ii' y'li take that I'll turn it in <m the rest." The squire agree;! and took the beeswax iu:<? tlie store and weighed it. returaing with the disappointing news that it larked a dollar and a half of being big enough to pay the fee. "Well, kaiift yi* trust uie for the rest?" persisted the young num. The magistrate shook his head withfinality. "Kain't do it." Then Sally slipped into the breach. "Hit looks like you could do it this onct," she wheedled. "Ain't possible." was the firm rejoinder. "Well." said Sally, her face suddenly brightening.* "howcome you hain't marry us as J'ur us the beeswax will go ?"?Exchange. BIDS DEFIANCE TO "KICKERS" Fn^rtiirarjempni to Writer Who Felt Like Giving Up in Face of Criticism. "Some of the neighbors are making a howl about the items we are sending in," sa; s contributor of local news items to the Columbus (Montana) News, "so I believe that as >..<m as my supply of stationery rims out I wili quit writing. I.et some one else take the job if they think they can do s j mueh better. I am getting tired of being bawled out every week, and would like to sir back and criticise some one else writing, for a while." To this the editor, n->t wishing tc lose an able writer, brackets a comforting and finely independent reply: "Stay with em, kiu! Don't !< t the jabbering of a few kickers unveil the cayuse in your disposition. I? an editor or writer takes the scare that easy, we would have swapped our pen for a Fatima 10 years ago, and each and every issue since Men. If our patrons ion't like what you anfi I ^vrite let tliem stop taking the darned News, and then they will surely have no kick coming."?From the Outlook. Work for Mathematician. While putting a record on a phonograph rhe other day the writer was struck with rhe fact that a point on the circumference of the disc makes 7S revolutions a minute exactly fhe same as any point in nearer to tfye center. In other trords, while a point two inches, say, from the center is going around a certain number of inches, a point on the outer edge is going around a greatly increased number of inches in exactly the same time*. Supposin' the disc were increased to a diameter of a mile?some record! ?and the speed of-this huge disc still maintained at 7S mrolutions a minute, how fast would a given point on the edge be going? Not being a mathematician, I leave this pretty .problem to the bureau of standards, naval observatory or runone of the scores of statistical branches Vi LHVJ ? V 4 IU14V *.*4- . .v,^. It ought to he easy to work out for a person whose inclinations run that way.?Washington Star. Sea Fishing for Giant Whip Rays. The English hunter and explorer. F. A. Mitchell-Hodges, is fishing for sea monsters in the Caribbean, and lie declares the sport to be far more exciting than hunting big game on land. Especially if one goes after giant whip rays, "the most deadly creatures i:> the ocean." They weigh some threequarters of a ton. and are armed for offense with a long whip tail whh-h carries a spike as sharp as a needle. "A IfiUWlliC ;> nmnrii m that spike, one Mow, and the man who is struck by ir dies in ap>:iy within throe minutes." Mr. MitelieHjHodge's party g-.t two whip rays, nearly losing th'^nsolvi-s and their canoe in th* ?':rs; tit:It, when they tried :<> land a ray that was only pretending to be st::nne<l and -it-aeked them savagely with hi> fiendish tail. Mere Thai Two Weeks. The Ru<sian calendar, thirteen dayc behin'l ours, rather annoyed s?me American business men who trl^d ;< place orders in so;ith Russia <lurir.tr the reactionary regime of ^eneml Denikin. One of them in p-:riiei!::;r was slow >o grasp, for ins an e. why or.r June 14 should bo the !i; June 1. At length, when the i ;ea had finally penetrated him. h" s;iil s! >k his head incredulously, remarking? "Xo. siree! You onn r ma:ce me nelieve that these i?o??:?:?? are i:?? more than thirteen days behind ih?* re>; <>f the wnrid. It's hundreds- ;?ad umts, at that."?II??l?ert Pnmi ::: the Xew York World. Something S;mi!rr. "Are scientists tr\inir T;> !?':i"11 the monkey language?" asked }.Ir. Clipping. "I don't know," said .Mr. I?u!,\vaile. "hut if they wan: to h --.v :i pivity fair substitute they ei!?? IN;.-;, to my youngest daughter i:s!ki; r one of her rah-rah friend.- over the telephone." I? x n Uii ,*JU IV UJ .L - U'I'BI m . P .w .im u wm n ^jj ... .1 We!!, if we are back io normalcy, let's move on. Some people can find fault with \ . ir eyes shut. <. CITATION OF LETTERRS OF AD- . -MINISTRATION The State of South Carolina, County < : f Newberry, by W. F. Ewart, 1 if Did Yc I p. I?kU The man who fci troubled by the at Did he pay less fo actually did he pa Did he get the bot perhaps have driv Was the net price tire or established In the belief transaction, we ?* j discounted the 1 di Instead of listir ; 1 you with, a c: ca profitably can* We build it f 1 Goodyear metlrod price than you : rc unknown wortL. Compare these price 30 Clinchcr $12,5 J 130x3, Straight Side.. 13-50 32x3j^ Straight Side.. 10-2 J 31 x 4 Straight Side.. 22*20 * r* j. r?Tv j| | KJUUUJZlZi - - gj fc? IL.B.. ?? 1 I BPPt PI I* WUUIIJIM* *1T i H i & A i nr*W J? &'*> ?7) 0 t i i I A Carolina News pa \ 1 # !i n i Giver. to its readers the v \ i +!?'? *.vivr>^ {^ii'!v :"! : l i v./1/ vii :i\ * ii v. iuii i ? '?. % i !{ op.Is and llir Associated Pn mer.ted oy the I'nivcrsa] Sc if tii A paper pro^ueea by an desires of Carolina people ? sports, market '. v/s. social cial artic'a.s and features fo eluding da:ly a::d Sunday c: A for: of the pinny feature- 1 rKAUI.OTTiO ('L/SIII!VMii. the i of the ('aroi n:.. ;;:**. : | The only cosnpi tc Fraiernal Wrchly r:-*:c?- Ky Frank ] vvoriii's treat* .;t i.uthoritv on in I I*:.,. Woelijy Bible " a:* - ';?y \rr. . k i morn \\ ill ;tp! Tfii7'! T-, . J ' n rcrv/arr v..-..-' rvalion : cr ?. | of "the World Wa;\ by Burg Weekly ilcok Rrviewr. " v\ Whitsett, President of Whitsctt Ti:c Hir-'c v c? ;hc South c r Fotssh r.rd Fcrlmuttcr, a V ?-i'>Mtncruo l:k'.s A !< p;irtr.:ci:' < R;V.io News world's best authorities cn the Th~ Woman's. F-'? *.*. * :i ?' era! hoii-ichoM hit:' ;?: i icci-is .V:fO. Subscription f Vf X\ T e 1 iSy IV'laiL 5 A | Ser.rl Subsriplions to Circulation Prorjnic .Judge: Whereas, Ada Dominick hath made ,n 1:1 e 10 gran' he:' LetUl". <>f 1 l ratn "State : lid ef\ . of Marion h". I>oi.iinick, de - d. .The -v are. th-ref- r-. to c-itc and imoni. h a:! and . in : .lav the KinI'e i aii'i Ovdito'S of iii * siid Mari>n S. T> iii::;i"ck, defeased, that thcv >e and app* ar before me, in the :r*323is?s?^rrriff^r a BtU??rrK;^rr,rinr?9 ? ? -jr"... ? /QM'V // // / / /A* / / # / / <imit ;-:r // k h iWitm, v 9 f$H srMgjpf ! $ i;-U:--:. ~ IJ $ ? ' *J*J : /:Y / mMP % tw ?tef T/f/ h h/:^< .-> \ / y j'r ;/ /;<; is /:. \^\x ?s ? / /s : : /// / kay ?msn:? *'; V/ i ., v i / T'f * l < ' K* V/" .' ?..' ' ?' / / 5ii Get the ? ? 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A1 nys ?i 'iong discount" the usual >ove question. r the tire than his neighbor mi<; y more I tom price, when all is said and d? en a sharper bargain; really mere than, he might have reputation, and value; 1 --- C it tne average mou^risi prcici> << ii!t the new Goodyear Cress-Rib iscount" in advance. t at a high price, to enable the tiled "long discount," we list i high-grade long-staple cotton, lis of ?roirp-pIy construction, and ; ; asker: to pay for many "long c vith NETprices yea ere ashed Iopayfor 32x4 Straight Sid;. . $24*3*0 33x4 Straight Side.. 25.25 I 34x4 Straight Sid;;.. 25.90 32 x 4 j j Straigh t Sid c:.. 31 ?45 'Jicsc prices iuduh manufacturer s cxchc t.:x d Cord Tires ere aha made in 6, 7 ct\ FOR SALE BY AjLJLs < r? _ ? i trlotte \Jl *-\ *?, ?.? it-', / >>? f""* rn v* r~- ? * Ti .d Clean and Reliable. err jam worthwhile new or the Carolin? ci accurately re ported bv its ci ?ss. <arro-:?t*;st news fratering ag * > * . . _ TV rvice report an : c wspaper lv, organization thu! krens consta iitd so' )cs to f/ivj tiiCm .just v/ha nc*v:?. iYatornal orJer news an r t::t' bono (it n c-rtertainmen in: ike 1.1 i K Q-ic IWinuio I ideal v?v5;i:::*L i* previous e r ' *' ??rs* rj.::y I;arccrr; Order Section r c-s. ^r'r( . . ': . ' >-;? yi li *:*s l. r-i-oritJ-, tin- Horirty of ih tcr:;::i:-::nal po:- (h, al cVcnt Great Com- ? ' (/or ' r! ? 11hilshOt v wiekly story *\ ;?-ed Cc gss_ cral Jaily comii r*?i i * * () V * i i nornton institute. - ' ecus Songs, by Ficticn, Ccics r: story by A. ] i;r. . Es - < '(' ! b.v the f;t . ,) subject. CariiVr.L SecS for the house- commercial, civ : a'cs !' "var'.h r ' L C-S. i o !>a ; .* Sis: .ay Daily Only ; mi'lay Only Dcy,jrl,ncra, THE CHARLOTTE O ( t r*i"i*11 ;'. in he!.: .'1 "now- I K y. S.t'iih < !la, on W'ctiitcs- j day. August 30th, next, after iwhli-j hi ;;t 11 ?>v: .!*! : 111 the; ftvi . {<> show cm;if nny they j I. ,vi'. \v:?}h- ad ninislration j ' ? :h'-ual not Civn u;k!o!* my hand this 10th: y of August. Arro Domini 1922. w. v. J:\VAI:T. I'. .). X. c. i ^jl I The vcw Qoodyear Cross-Rib Tread Cord j gj fottom I it? 1 II4 | iy Imds himself j| hi I i : -4 3 ' ht have paid, or p jr-e* or could he |j | had to pay for a ^ . frank and open Tr.jad Cord and I ! dealer to attract L iij low? as \ve ^ ?he patented >eU it at a lower -'-i i < [ fcd I Lisccuru tires ot <* "low discount" lircs &j ?5 33-.Straight Side.. $32.15 34y!-:.'z .Ttrai^ht Side.. 32,95 33 J St r.ih'ht Side.'-. 39.10 ?5 x 5 Straicht Side.. 41.05 ' id ? inch sizes for trucks gj IS I j8 vw bserver | ( i i ;>p!e ? Constructive, i j ; i is, the nation and the world orps of special correspondency in the world, suppienterprise Association. Rtly in mind the needs and t they want in general news | (1 views, and numerous spe- |j t oi' the whole family, inntcrvicws, a pn^e containing c>:xchanges of views of the subaphs, a page full (if hufrhs and s are offered ( :'< !) day fthe abmitted by the subscriber;. c C.-r.-linas, a section featuring s of the two Carolinas. nplete and detailed report of I in the state. >rrir Section on Sunday and sevt* features, iriclud'nc: the wellUp Father," by George r?!e - - " ?i r ilifiC Writings, and c trier icaDircctcry, weekly Sunday .-choc! tato pare, etc. tiop is railed to he M?.de-5n;n, the ohiect <>f v. h'r'n i: to ci. c, and promote the industrial, ic. and social interests of the and South Carolina. 1 Wo. 3Mos. G Mos. 1 Yr. 75 $2.25 $4.50 $9.00 65 1.75 3.50 7.CO 40 1.10 115 3.50 BSERVER, CharloiSe, N. C. aB.wwfK}wfm T>C<*MK,<TV?TT)<I m rf;4<?AQy>? i s-J. BpP% "'S y~\ W0-:^ /7 o /?^#yvr.' A J,^ y'i /; ' - i ^/' : " J % . '' ', " HP! IE ~2 SI /?nw* i Uniforn ' * ?i* liundrc: Bh? fnn (flSlf) fhe ,nil< 1:5 CCOJK %sf?& jflOffi) ' or ali|Mp U?e \ 2510 ?! &iQQX f > 2V?r 4 -?>C; w? .T?~ .r??*0wt ": Ip3fss|p. ',; -.' pi [$0$?sf$0i3 X<: >ZXj.-<*'^/ Y< --.VN / Co. J 5 ff T\ /f A i \ /1 A ? 1V1 j. k j L^^Mf?.jiieMga8aWMP " ?3Xa?Walg''Sri?h?^ariC*A-: . "*W ' N *" : '.'^ .'/(^.^a. / -r^r:v *,?' -v? *- V - s-.-.i ? : : '.-M II - - i \ 4:h-W . : ' V . 'w* . ? . ak : - V. - ? ? . "S, ' 1 4: - V . . : ? -rAv5r>T-J'-V'>V . * -. ... LL'-y-?POW ^ / ^ -]?--? * ??-? '""v* /rx r"*i ? I' >j a trudgCS I c* <h ivci ?;ia* ro^;c > from. instant p(!>[<> 4":)5i]h;?s: ??n; Fsi'i power t power, DEPENDABLE powerl \vi\'\ the Inii.'!?2cc,<l "raolhic i.s ? S>i' , ,?l." ri^#tl<riS*S .i J 5. .".JtiS J ?? i -w vcr i> only onr of the manv p<] trd" c.vee:s. "Standard" motor; skirling, leaves lt'>s carbon ai>( iuie yon can i)os>?ibly get cat c * / r;>u:??!. vcar-rouiul r-athfactior, ;:ic(:! gasoline ir? Use beat IHI> ?and von'ic u:;c il the rest of li J lix o:!sI?E?;perhneniaiion is chart and use the proper c< r% i.'. Pat. Off. Tiie Balanced Gasoli STANDARD < - COMPA! (New Jersey) i V rrrL'~~~ ~ r Never has time won s has the goc ing value i 1 i__ _ genera.ay c Ccrd tin s ru." hhlo at ri'n ;r cation; rnvvr-T Prices F. O. ing Car, $S55 ^Tke Good T 1 \ / { | /I / I-H % V %/ k . ? ? JL/ 6? ? \y. - f^T " \11 hzzi?\ jmII tv.. -' ' mi~ii^<Zi^<4z- .- - ? 203= 'r~*r%:? .i&& v ft f^vr-jw, ' ""^r^::': *'. v;" v"-; .;.^:v^^ ' : . & ..; '' *>. ' T.' - * wf-'lr r? ' .!/* -N*" "*-2 v -- " ' r Ir'-v - ^v: p^88"^?p:?fsf^: a motor car in so she such public prefereno yd Maxwell. Its cutsK s so pronounced as tc accepted without clisp -v?k: | (rort :?ici r ^r; cli'? s'rei whccK demoirn!*: 1 ; drum type lamps; Alciuite lubri-drivwi horn; unusually long springs. B. I 'ttrcil, rrvLr.uc tas to he added: lour; Road; us-, SS^5; Coupe-, -13S5; Scdaa, SI485 Ilea Auto O J ^ 4** ' i r"^IL : point! ignition and and no waste. . This is what delivering in v day. 5ills in which gasoline gives [ delivers all >1 a motor. It i "Standard",! ! Try it for a lie season! costly. Coninsistency of a. ne! sY >rt a e as md) be iute. J ,: ? ? v . _ _ i fST" ? as