The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, February 07, 1922, Page TWO, Image 2
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HYMEN IN SUMMERVILLE
Two Weddings Celebrated in Pineland
T own
Summcrviile. Jan. 7.? One of the
loveliest weddings Summerville has
witnessed was that of Miss Agnes i.oretta
McDougal to Mr. Henry Mayer
Hoof, the ceremony being held at the
home of the bride on Wednesday afternoon,
December 28 at 4:30. The
home was artistically decorated in
mistletoe and white roses for the occasion.
The graceful arch under
which the couple married was beautifully
entwined with white roses, Sou v??vn
orv?iion- orwj trTTiv moss, a tarcre
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white wedding bell suspended from
the center. Two very sweetly rendered
solos, "Because." and "Until,"
were sung by Mr?. Joseph Hutchinson,
assompanied by Miss Edna Jensen
on the piano, and Mr. John Van
de Ewe on the violin.
With the first* strains of Lohen*
i /"V*. ^4-Us* Kvi/IQI novfv
grin s -Diiuui tuui us, tm ui imu v..
descended the stairs and entered the.
parlor, Miss Maggie Finucan and Mr.
Albert Peters heading the procession.
Miss Finucan was prettily gowned
in a most becoming shade cf blue
charmeuse, and carried a beautiful
bouquet of pink roses. Miss Maude
Jamison, also in blue charmeuse and
carrying pink roses, accompanied by
Mr. Jack Cummirgs, followed at a
proper interval. The maid of honor, i
Miss Emily Hoof, sister of the groom,
wore a lovely creation of grey crepe :
meteor and silver lace. Lovely pink
roses made up her bouquet. Miss
Hoof was accompanied by the best'
man and brother of the bride, Mr.;
Willie McDougal. Little Miss Eliza*
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Oein *?icivou?jai, uicsotu hi ?
frock of white, and carrying a cun-i
ning basket of white roses, was the
darling little flower girl. The
charming bride entered upon the arm
of the handsome groom, and looked j
very striking in her stylish and becom- j
imr traveling suit of blue, with har
monizing accessories. Her hat, rich
black in color, was handsomely trim- j
med with black ostrich plumes, and ,
looked stunning on the attractive
bride. She wore a corsage bouquet J
of gorgeous white bride roses. Im-,
mediately after the ceremony, which,
was performed by the bride's minis-,
ter, Dr. John Van de Erve, of the
.Summerville Presbyterian church, de-;
licious punch and wedding c?ke were,
Some of the special friends of the,
bride, however, went with the couple
to Charleston in cars, where they
gave the newly-wed an early send off
on the train leaving a'oout 2:30 in the
morning for Colurr/oia. After a snort
visit to the groom's home in New.berc
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ry, the young couple will make their
heme in Columbia. Mr. Hoof is em-,
ployed by the Southern Railway. Mr.
and Mrs. Hoof were the recipients of
many beautiful gifts from numerous,
friends.
Some Fine Resolutions
The new year is more than a month
old now, but it is never too late to.
make good resolutions. One of the {
leading business houses of the country !
in a 'circular letter to its customers j
on the first of the year, suggested j
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the following: I
"To be so strong that nothing can J
disturb your peace of mind. j
"To make all your friends feel that1
there is something in them.
"To talk of health, happiness and;
prosperity to every person you meVt.;
"To look on the sunny side of ev~fvxr
mnL-p vniir noinion
VI y U11I1& Ckl *Vi VAjr w M?v*..v J ~ i (
come true. j
'"To think only of the best, to ex-1
pect only the crest.
"To be just'as enthusiastic about
the success of others as you are about j
your own.
"To forget the mistakes ot trie past;
and to press on to greater things in i
the future.
"To wear a cheerful countenance
at all times and to have a smile ready j
for every living creature you meet. j
"To give you so much time to the!
improvement of yourself that you j
have no time to criticise others.
"To be too largre ior worry, ioo,
noOle for anger, too strong: for fear, |
and too happy to permit the presence j
of trouble.
'To live in the faith that the world!
is on your side so Ion?: as you are j
true to the faith that is in you."
This is a fi^e code, and we would j
all be bettor off ana nappier it we;
would live by it. There can be no j
"better time for making these resolu-J
tions than now, but the important j
thing: is to keep the resolutions after1
we make them. Like crying babies *
in church?they should be carried)
out.
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International politics also make,
strange bedfellows. Look at our newj
treaty with Japan, for instance.
Another thing we don't understand
is why conceited folks seem to get^
alone: just about as well as the rest
of us.
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HOW QUILLEN DOES IT. ;
$ i
<i> <?> $ ' %?> ? <? $>? $ ? ? ;
(.ircciiwood lmiex-Jounu?!.
up in fountain inn, tins sum-, ?.*v-o .
Kobert Quillen, one of the chief par- .
ugraph writers of the land, if not the <
chief. Possibly he is Fountain Inn's j
iir?t citizen, certainly he is its best ;
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Known unci nc is an an iuuuu
fellow any way you take him. His
column of paragraphs now appear in 1
eighty-seven daily ncvV. papers i:i liie
United States and twenty-eight in j
Canada.
As they say out in Kansas newspa- (
per offices he rattles a mean typewriter
when it comes to this paragraph
writing business and lots of (
people wonder ''how he does it."
The syndicate which handles his ,
st'Jtr asked him to tell how the things '{
lYiMi-mfaetureu and here is his an- <
s'.ver:
Dear Associated Editors:
You ask how the things are manu- :'
faetured. Well, take the case of that
fourth paragraph in this morning's '
batch. i
Picture me sitting on the back of my
neck before my trusty typewriter.'
My mind is a blank. I am a casual i
from the ears up, and I have been i
evacuated. Not a thought on the
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premises.
Suddenly there appears before me ?'
the word ankles. I sniff. I will have
? T nn nri a 111?*1 ??5s.
none ujl u* i <.1 vu u^ v<* >.?7
and so is the public. I positively re-!
fuse to write a paragraph on ankles, i
The word ankles timidly suggests i
calves. More of the same. Worse i
and worscr. Darn calves. I'll be 1
hanged if? j
Calves dink oif and as a parting J
* ennrrm^t 1 ho Prndiaral Son. Well, 1
now; that is better. Perhaps a body 5
might? j
But, no; already the Prodigal Son,'
has suggested a place in the sun. Old 1
stuff. A place in the sun suggests a <
fiddler's bill?reparations?moratori-:
urns?all good pegs on which to hanga
paragraph, but not bright thought 1
to complete the hanging.
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A fellow might make a pun on nio- (
ratoriums, but puns are a last resort
?the last despairing cry of a worked- t
out imagination. Let's see; morato- '
rium has the sound of consortium. <
What in thunder is a consortium? i
Oh, yes. Well, why not define consortium
in some Smart Aleck fashion? 1
tr,\ne <rnn<L DCCT) <
A Ilvi L cll w a v ^ ^ vcw ^ v v v. _ A
thought. Frantic shimmying of the i
cerebellum. . . Periods denote
shimmying. -Vain effort. <
Well, hang it, define something J
else then?patriotism, impudence, :
warship, college, pants, child? j1
,T" ' * 1C a *.1lino r>lp{?5P*. !
w noa: .-a. uluc mvic uuv, t- ?
Steady. All right. Reel him in.
Let's get it on the typewriter.
"A child is simply a stomach en- J
tirely surrounded by curiosity." jTime:
Ten minutes and three see-,
rmrls. !
Gosh, it's an awful strain.
Be good, !)
Quillen.
NOBODY'S BUSINESS j1
(By Gee McGee) l!
We notice from the papers that,
3Ir. KI Yi Si has recently landed in i'
Washington. Wonder if he saw any ,
hangings or iynchings during the
war. He s?vs he was in France.
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once.
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Tlnn Szo has sronc back iiome. You!
pronounce this fellow's name by try- '
ing: a sneeze, but if you really sneeze,
that's not it. J.
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What in the thunder caused hardtimes
anyhow? Ars:
JCiXiriiVclgctiiv c.
High living. j
Automobiles. j.
Gasoline. ,
Silks. j.
Satins. \.
Dishonesty. j
Boll Weevils.
Pocketbooks. {,
Stockings.
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Gossipers.
Andsoforth.
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Famous Get Rich Quick 1919 investments:
Oil Stocks.
Cotton Mill . ork.
Fish Scrap Stock.
Monsoon Starter Stock.
Real Estate.
German Marks.
Italian Lires.
And various other liars.
Lots cf good people are holding to
their cash, but they are losing their
pvedit and don't know it. It's mighty |
hard to crank up a fellow's credit
when it's been choked down on pur-'
pose.
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A man up near sanely springs
jswapped his cow recently for a patented
churning machine. He's been
j wondering ever since why his biscuits
(ain't as ?-ood a? thov i'.?c to bo Ho
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ivoulcl have been "butter" off if he
nad kept the cow. This ain't bull?j
it's the truth.
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}l'ke ria:k Lays when a man don't
shave much and his hair jrets lon;v
ind his shoes stay unlaced and his
I-!.. Ifiricru tr? <1110 ;inH hi? C llHWS
Lebacco risiht fast and frowns like he's
been eating simmons. . .that man
ii. busted.
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A young friend told us yesterday
thai he had lost $2?>,21f).50 since this
:>anic started. V, on tier whose money
10 lost? He had only oO cents of this
sum v.v.i-n 1 lie Republicans took
charge. ;
Cotton in the bank earns per cent.
Cotton under the shed burns 1"> per
:ent. Cotton in the weather rots 3o
percent. Altogether: Lei's hold our,
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10 /- p-viirc ami then start a
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'Sell a bale movement."
"$ <$> ^ <tw^> <?> <S> ^ <?' <S> <$ <S> <?>
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SPARKS FROM BILLY SUNDAY v.
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Anderson Mail.
If more men were guided by the,
intuition of their wives there would-,
n't be so many wrecks in the world.
We fathers love the children just^
as much as the mothers, but when:
sickness or trouble comes we pass the
buck to mother.
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men would work as hard to get others
into the church as they work to get
them into the lodges.
A man is not brave when he does,
ivrong; a really brave man will re-.'
jisfc temptation.
The only condition to salvation is.
cpentance and faith in the Lord Jesus'
Christ.
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Every man has some particular
loved one or friend who would rejoice]
in his salvation.
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^ ou may say you were born "with
:he devil in you." That maybe true,'
but you can be born again without the
ievil in you.
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You can never regenerate society
an til you regenerate the people who;
compose society.
Don't condemn Christianity be-,
*auss some Christians make mistakes.'
Don't condemn the church because
3 ?e church mem'oers are not all that
iht. should be.
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The fellow who criticises cnurcn
members should show them hew to:
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live. If you set a good example I'll j
follow you.
Too
many people blame the devil
for their own meanness. The devil
?ets more blame than lie deserves.
I believe the campaign here in!
Spartanburg is the bell of God, tolling
out the destiny of human souls.!
Some people are now having* their.
hist chance to embrace Christianity, j
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You can't keep children in the.
house from mornin.tr until night, but
you ought to keep them in the house;
from night until morning.
A Christian Scientist always re-j
sporuls to the first cail for dinner in j
the dining car just the same as the]
rr.1 4%?4. ?01-? ;= ;
rest 01 US. i nuy ten us ui;il ^ciui .
imaginary; why don't they convince j
themselves that hunger is imaginary? j
What a great responsibility it is!
to be a father. Some men are send-;
ing their sons to hell because they are I
not living right themselves. If men
care nothing for their own souls they;
should care for the souls of their j
child ren.
There are not enough devils in hell.!
to pull a boy or girl cut of the arms j
of a Christian mother. I am justj
Presbyterian enough to believe that.!
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,.?,3 ?wwj;n.,i tm-m " ! fwnniica-'
I llul 171U lliuuivai IVI 111, >.v...c
tion of diseases," seems to aptly de-;
scribe what ails civilization.
The average girl thinks she would
make a dandy central figure for aj
tooth paste advertisement.
The term, limitation of armaments, >
turned out to have a different meaning:
from what most of us thought.
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NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT
We will make a finu! settlement of j
the estate of Z. W. Beden'oaugh in!
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the pro Date court ior .vnvwcn)
ty, S. l\, on Thursday, the 16th day
of February, 1922, at 10 o'clock in
the forenoon. All persons holding
claims against said estate will present;
them duly attested to the undersigned1
by said date or they wil- be forever.
barred. We will immediately ask for:
our discharge as administrators.
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SHED LIGHT ON OLD TiMES
Interesting Official Documents Recently
Found in the St3ls House
at Philadelphia.
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fnonisted with ?]ust, yellow with
some nibbled by mice, a real <
treasure trove of documents has been
discovered by workmen restoring the
j)iii stale house, ihe last of the ;;roup
of Independence hall buildups to receive
tho city's attention, says a press
clisp'tlcli from Philadelphia. The' buildiii^r
was the si-ai of the city govern- j
nent ?i::;:! is'-.i.
One <?:' the, ofiicial papers relates i
that Robert Wharton, once mayor of '
Philadelphia, addressing the select
cemnil on December 1!), 1S14, deplored
the increase of "tippling j
houses," especially tho.se thnt sold
"arde.t spirits" to minors in one and
two com quantities. Another record
showed liiat as 1 a!e as May 0, 1$16,
a resilient of that city paid as
a tax for being allowed 10 carry a
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In 1 hi- "tippling house" address of
Mayor \VImi*ion he called the old-time ,
salo: -i; '*vile sinks."
(I;, iin? houses also came in for his '
atlack. lie declared that many such
houses were being operated in the
city openly for the destruction of the
unwary, and lamented that there
were no laws" against them. A reference
t<> a fine of 10 shilling for the
unlawful discharge of firearms was
mentioned by Mayor Wharton.
lie criticized the lilt by condition of
"certain footways" and recommended
fixing the pavements on many city
streets. i
A police flyer was also found near
whore the old rogues' gallery used to
be, and in those days this was an
ischial gallery around ihe police court.
'PK" ?i-oc rhi* middle
k lit" *\ \>-y \4?wivu v..^
of tlKi hist century, ami with it wore
photographs of^a prominent Now York
merchant and society man who had 1
run away with another man's wife.
The names might surprise their descendants.
now numbered among New
York's "four hundred."
The documents date from 3775 to
1853, the majority belonging to the
years of ihe last decade of the Eight- ;
eenth century and the first two dec- j
ades of t!ie Xineteenih.
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John Home Tooke.
A renegade priest, who openly
scoffed at his railing and who led a
life, to say the least, which could not
he called respectable, would not be ;
well esteemed as a private citizen, not- j
withstanding his learning and the in- i
genuity of his own generally admired
work. "The Diversions of Parley."
John Home Tooke was horn on June ;
2.~>, and it was not so many years j
after that he was looked upon as one
of The political pests of the era. It is
rather startling that all the public
nuestions on which his opinions were
(honied mischievous have since been
settled in his favor.
Tooke was lined and imprisoned for
his opposition to England's' war with
her colonies. Twenty-three years after
his death reforms in the house of commons
which he strongly advocated
were brought about. He was the tirsr
prominent Englishman to proclaim the
advantages of :Vee trade, and his
biography may wci be kept <ri view as
a monument to the futility of intoler8
n co.?C hi en go Jou rn a 1.
Rock Has Great History.
A report on the Dome of the Rock
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01 ,iorusaiein j? smuuj n* wc ^uu
lished and will be of great interest to
the Mohammedan world. It may not
he generally known that this plaee is
the third in sanctity of ail the .sanctuaries
of Jslani, and indeed "for a
short period it actually formed the
Kihla toward which all Moslems
prostrated themselves in prayer.
Among the more important religious
associations of this rock we may mention
that it was here that David nnd
Solomon were called to repentance,
^ anint nf n vision David
Oil V.I VII uv\. V'M1? v
chose this site f??r his temple. From
this same spot Mohammad ascended
to the Seventh Heaven after his niclit
journey from Mecca, and lastly it is
to he the scene of the Great Judgment.
The historical associations are
not less striking, and such famous
names as Omar, Aldelmalek. Saiadin
and Suleiman' are all connected witn
the rock.? Zanzibar Gazette.
Wireless Triumphs Over Mountains.
The I'nint (Jrov and Victoria wireJoss
si at i?ns were in communication
with the IIlirli Kiver (Alberta) air station
on a recent niirht. This is tlie
first time that Canadian wireless
t>!nnt< hnvo made connection across
the mountains. Several government
reports were kicked across tho peaks
during the night and when improved
receiving sots are provided the coast
stations .'ind more power given Hijrh
River the service will ho regular, Jt la
said.?Y:me<?uv?'r I'ionoer.
May Make Use of Volcano.
Three expeditions have h^on sent
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from This country to jmumipu. ? lit" llilllling
firepit of tlie island of Hawaii, to
investigate the practicability of t;iy?ping
tlio earth's interior for heat lo
furnish power to r,!I the Hawaiian islands.
It is proposed t<? bore at the
volcano on "sate .ground" soino distance
away, transforming subterranean
heat into tdectrioal energy.?
popular Mechanics Magazine.
Use Up Valueless Trees.
The fuel value of wood ought to
in^.ure any one to cut down detrlnipnt.il
tiv?es. They vary a great deal
in vhe find value for heating purposes.
The Mghter woods?cottun-wood. box
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PICK'7\ JX.'l in.' '"
< i . i .1 A..< aK rt r? nIT
tic tl:nn i no nnrn wt'uus suui as <./??
iiiil), nij.il hickory. . .. '
The income tax payers say they are [
entitled to sympathy, but somehow, i
thev don't fret much of it.
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Karmars have been burning tm'ir
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corn for fuel, but the cool men uii!
''"Vf'f c.Mt. r'rliMl" coal. I
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TAX RETURNS FOR 1922.
I, or an authorized a.vrent, will be !
at the following places for the purpose
of takinir tax returns of both
real and personal property for the
fiscal year, 1022:
Whitmire. Tuesday, Jan. 3rd.
Glen-Lowrey, Wednesday, Jan. 4th.
Kinard3, Thursday, Jan. 5th.
"Lor.srsliores. Friday, Jan. 6th.
Chapnells, Monday, Jan.*9th.
P. N. Uoozers, Tuesday, Jan. 10th. ;
Silverstreet, Wednesday, Jan. 11th. 1
St. Lukes, Thursday, Jan. 12th.
O'Neall, Friday, Jan. 13th.
Prosperity, Monday and Tuesday,.
J$n. 16th and 17th.
Little Mountain, Wednesday, Jan. i
ISth.
J. Walter Richardson's store, Thurs-j
day, Jan. 19th.
D/vmorla TVrirluV Jj>n. 20th.
, Glymphville, Tuesday, Jan. 24th. j
J. L. Crooks, Wednesday, Jan. 25th.;
Peak, Thursday, Jan. 26th.
Maybinton, Friday, Jan. 27th.
And in the auditor's office in the j
court house until February 20th,;
after which date fifty per cent, pen- j
ajty will be added. The law requires |
a tax on all personal property, mules, i
horses, cows, hogs, sheep and goats,!
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2.U10111U UIIO, UUV1W, iug
es, buggies and other vehicles, pianos,
organs, phonographs and other musical
instruments, household goods,
mortgages, notes and money on interest.
Tractors and all farm implements.
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Each tract of land or lot must be
listed separately, also persons owning
property in two or more school
districts must so state and assess
property in district in which it be-!
longs; persons buying or selling land;
will make mention of the transfer, I
otherwise property will not be trans- {
ferrcd.
The toiiowmg named persons my i
authorized to take tax returns at their j
respective places of business. i
W. R. Watson, Whitmire.
Jno. W. Hipp, Glenn-Lowrcy.
Geo. H. Martin, Longshore.
J. J. Murran, Chappells.
H. D. Hoilingsworth, Boozer's j
store.
E. W. Werts, Prosperity. j
W. W. Wheeler, Prosperity.
B. B. Hair, Prosperity.
J. B. Lathan, Little Mountain.
W. B. Shealy, Little Mountain.
Jon C. Aull, Pomaria.
R. H. Hipp, Pomaria.
E. L. Glymph, Glymphville.
J. L. Crooks, Crook's store.
B. H. Maybin, Maybinton.
! W. H. Suber, Peak.
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."-in JJL'iSUiiO Will IIUUW I
that tax returns must be made cither}
to one of the above named persons or '
j the county auditor.
All persons having old return
blanks will please not use them in
: making returns and thev will also
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please destroy them.
J. B. HALFACRE,
| County Auditor, j
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