The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, October 24, 1913, Page FOUR, Image 4
The Herald and News
filtered at the Postoffice it *^wfc
t f9 s. C., as 2?d class matter.
E. H. AULL, EDITOR.
Friday. October 24, 1913.
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The State fair begins next Monday.
The price of cotton is good and nearly
every one has made a fairly good crop.
There should be a great reunion of the
people of South Carolina in Columbia
next week.
How would it do to have a get-together
banquet in Newberry right after
the State fair. The Herald and
News is going to suggest such a meeting
the first week in November. No
one is to be urg-d to attend or begged
to 2:: ve his Dresence and his influence,
but it is to be a strictly voluntary affair
and no one is wanted unless he
really means to lay aside iis little
hammer and get together for the advancement
and the uplift of the community.
In order for a town to grow
and prosper there must be unity of
sentiment for the advance and unity
of effort for toe betterment of the
community. We are just putting you
on notice now that the meeting is to
tfe called and it will be held provided
that as many as thirteen men respond.
The minimum is to be thirteen.
If there are not thirteen men
in the town who are willing to stick
together in everything that is for the
>? progress of the town then tine meeting
will not be held, but if the thirteen
can be found the dinner will be had
and certain things laid out for the
thirteen to unite in an effort to accomplish
something. But ds tails later.
Think about it *
What about those improvements at
Uie cemetery? We have seen no efforts
being made that looked like doing anything.
It is time to get a move. We
like to do things. You know, The
Herald and News suggested some time
The Greatest
Will positively I
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Manager Wells:
Prices?First {our r
j ago as the motto for the town?XewJ
berry, the town that does things. Let
| some one get busy.
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How about the split log drag after |
'these rains. Now is the time to pre- i
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\ pare for the winter. Get busy on i
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Yo;i Know \o Newberry Doctor Could
Be Guilty of This.
Jchesrer Lantern.
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"There was a "doc'" in our town,
Both wise and dignified;
IH? cut a man's aDpendix out
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j But sewed his tools inside
I And when he saw his tools were gone
! With all bis might and main
j He quickly ripped the basting threads
A n ^ or/if Vii^> tru-ilc strain '' .TlldffP.
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The foregoing little gem of- poesv
calls to mind another famous opt ration
for appendicitis, after the completion
of which the surgeon discov- .
ered that his scissors had been sewed
up inside the patient. Like the
"doc'' in the verse above, he "quickly
ripped the basting threads," recovered
the scissors and again sew- j
ed up the wound, only to realize that ;
several other surgical implement^ {
were* still carelessly mixed up in '
the patient's internal mechanism.
Again did the physician carefully remove
the silk threads, recovered the :
instruments and for the third time
executed a neat embroidery pattern
across the sufferer's stomach. After
finishing his needle work he looked
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that his roll of antiseptic gauze was j
missing! With an exclamation only
faintly expressive of what he felt,
the surgeon for tl* third time prepared
to rip the stitches out of the
unlucky patient, when the sufferer
looked up and said: "Say, Doc; don't
sew me up again this time, .lust fix
.. k!, + r/-in cjnri hnttnnhnle on it.
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A far.::!}' jar is not rr^nc! fcr preserving
the peace.?New Orleans Picayune.
Now is the time to use the Split log
drag.
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(Written for last issue.)
Some-readers will doubtless recollect
that some time ago The Herald
and News mentiDned that there' was
only one white baby at Helena. That
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one oaDy mu a. muuuyuij wi. ?.
while and was different from "Snookums,"
in that "Snookums", didn't
'grow any and the lone tooth in his aw- |
ful mouth remained by itself, where- !
as the Helena baby grew and grew i
prettier (if that were possible), teeth
and all. Well, the monopoly enioved
by that baby (Beacham) has been
broken. She is to share the honors j
of the villag? with another of her j
"fomininp render." And they are next i
door neighbors. Yes, the baby is a j
female, and her father attends to the
mail part of the plaee, ?nd Postmaster
B. E. Julien couldn't handl" a nicer
little package by parcel post than fee j
c^n now dangle between tire arrival |
and departure of .the mails and females ]
for the mails.
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Sam" and "Our Pride"
with two more cars com
This Flour is one of th
local market, is made of
free from adulteration,
good as the best.
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cause it is constantly
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