The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, December 24, 1907, Page EIGHT, Image 8
PURELY PERSONAL.
The Movements of Many People
Newberrians and Those Who
Visit Newberry.
town eit volumii at home for
('2ristmnas. .
-1!. irest L. Wicker is at home
um1t:r to spend the ;hoiidays.
.r. G. .1. B. Epting, who has
s)ld his feed stables to Messrs. Wil
s: n and Boozer. retains his livc:
stabies.
Miss Regina Williams. who has
betn attending the Methodisi college
i:. Columbia. is at home for Christ
mus.
Misses Narvice Brown and Mary
Brown. who are attending Due West
Fenale college. are at home for bha
holidays.
Mi. s Ros-aly Summer is at home
fr".m Elizabeth eclege for Christmas.
Misses Sallie Berry Buford, Mary
Wright. Rebecca Mahon, Gilette
Se+hump,r:. Sadie Goggans. Sadie
Bowers. Bessie Burton, Sarah Cald
weli and Nina Gibson are at home
from Wint'hrop co'llege. Rock Hill, fro
Christmas.
Miss Julia Houston. of Pine Bluff,
Ark.. came home with Miss Sarah
Houiseal from Elizabeth college,
Charlotte, to spend Christmas.
aMiss Cornelia Drew. of Florida, ac
companied her classmate Miss Ver
na Summer home to spend the holi
days.
Miss Carrie Pool. who is attending
Hollins In1titute. Hollins. Va.. is at
home for the holidays.
Miss Sarah Merchant. of Jalapa,
who is attending the Methodist col
lege, in Columbia, is at home for
Christmas.
Miss Helen Goggans, who is teach
ing in the Laurens graded schools. is
spendinz the holidays at her home
in Newberry.
Mrs. Cole. L. Blease spent Satur
day in Columbia.
Mr. H. C. Summer, Jr., returned
on Saturday to his home at Pendle
ton.
Mr. D. J. Dehart of number six!
township, fell from a wagon on last
Friday and had his k"g broken.
The two-year old child of John!
Bowers. who lives on George H. I
Martin's place i.n number six town-!
ship, was burned to deaith on last]
Thursday.
Misses Beth and Sara .McMillan,'
of Piedmont, West Virginia, and
Miss Dore'tha Liller, of Keyser, W..
Va., are spending the Christmas holi-<
days with their friend Miss Mary<
Wright.'
Miss Ruth Haltiwanger, of the Re
tail Creks', at the J. L. Mimnauent
store, will spend the Christmas holi
days with her sister, Mrs. J. P. Can
non. of Prosperity.-Columbia Re- e
cord.
The W. C. T. U. will heave a publie
meetinz at the Central Met'hodist .e
church. Thursday. at 7.30 o'clock p. ji
m. The public is cordially invited. r
Mr. T. M. McIntire. of Gastonia, a
N. C.. is visiting friends in Newberry. (
Prxof. and Mrs. J. W. Sivittenburg. s
of Piekens, are spending the holi
days with relatives in Newberry.
Prof. and Mrs. S. J. Derrick are 'I
spendinz Christm.as with relatives in in
Lexingt'on county.
Mr. Jno. H. Thc.mpson and Mr. C. t
R. Rose, of New~ Jersey. are in New- t
berry to visit their friend Mr. M- a
M. Sat'terwhiite and to enjoy some
hunting with him. b
The Western Union Telegraph of- -t]
fice will observe Sunday hours on
Christmas day, and Miss Sue Dean,
the manager, will spend the day with
relatives in Greenville. t
Miss Mayme Cromer, who is teach- tI
ing in Anderson county, is home to i3
-spend the holidays wit'h her parents. c
Mr. L. M. Speers' condition was d
growing worse yesterday and he was v
not expected to last many hours.t
Mr. R. M. Werts and family have a
moved to their new home in Newber- a
ry.
Mr. E. H. Longshore and family h
moved from Silver Street to Newber
ry yesterday.
Prof. Thos. W. Keitt and fa:mily of
Clemson college are spending t'he f
holidays with relatives in the county.
Rev. J. F. Cason will preach at
First Baptist church on Sunday morn- o
ing. Rev. Geo. A. Wright, the pastor.
will be at Johnston to attend tihe
golden wedding of his parent's. There
has been only one death in Mr.
Wright's family in fifty years.
Threre will be preaching at Bach- v
man Chapel 5th Sunday at 11 o'clock c
and at St. Philips at 2.30, by the pas- s
tor Rev. J. C. Wessinger. I
Christmas Services.
At 11 o'clock on Christmas morn
ing at the Central Methodist church
there will be held a special service s
with appropriate musical selections'
and hymns with a sermon by the pas-j
tor. .
NEW CITY COUNCIL.
Took Oath on Yesterday-Salaries
Raised But Should be Still
More.
henew cit V cou1c il was sworn in
resonlaV at 12 o'cloCk by clerk of
or:. .J ohn C.. (tbzgans. The follow
n - now constitute the city council:
.1. J. Langford, Mayor.
P. F. Baxter, Alderman Ward 1.
J. R. Green. Alderman Ward 2.
S. K. Bouknight. Alderman Ward 3.
Jdhn A. Sena. Alderman Ward 4.
Ed. L. Rodlesperger, Alderman
Ward 5.
A session of the new council was
then held and it was decided that the
mayor should have the right to name
the city attorney instead of having
him elected as heretofore by the city
council.
Mayor Langford named George B.
Cromer as city attorney for the ensu
ing year. The attorney was then con
sulted as to whether city council
should elect the health officer or
whether he should be elected by the
board of health as heretofore. Mr.
Cromer decided that the election
should be by the board of heaith.
City council thzn fixed the salaries
of policemen and street . overseers
and other officers and decided to hold
an election for these subordinates on
next Monday at seven o'-lock, all I
applications to be filed with the clerk I
and treasurer by noon of December
30th.
The salaries of the clerk and treas
airer and the chief oif police and po
licemen and street overseers were
raised $5 per month, respectively,
vaking-the chief now $55 and police
en and street overseers $45 each.
The council should have made salar
ies larger than this. The clerk and
treasurer should receive $75 per
month and the cjhief of police should
receive not- less than $60 per month
nd the policemen not less than $50.
En fact these figures, are too low. The
,treet overseer should receive at
east $60 per month or more. He
hould be a man who knows something
ibout laying out and grading the
treets in addition to his other du
le3.
NEWBERRY DIRT HIGH.
'roperty to Amount of $12,550]
Ithanged Hands on Friday
Three Sales.I
Prop 'rty of the value of $12,550
hanged .handa in Newberry on Fri
lay. Eleven lots of the old fair
rounds property were sold for $5,
00; the A. C. Jones ~residence ati
he corner of Johnstone and Cald
rell streets was sold for $4,800, and
,f. G. M. B. Epting sold his feed
nd sale stables in Friend street, for
2,550.
There were a number of purchas
rs~ of the eleven lots sold included
a the old fair grounds. T'he Jones
esidence at the corner of Johnstone
nd Caldwell streets was sold to Mr.
|- Fred Long. Mr. Epting sold his
tables to W. M. Wilson andH.D
Property is high in Newberry.
Eith the growth of Newberry alongr
iaterial lines, t-he price of land has
one up.'I;t has been a difficult mai.
er in Newberry during the past yeart
>find a h< %1 for rent. More homes t
re needed, and with this in view,
roperty has b'een cut up and sold in
uilding lots, and, without exception,
1e sales have been successful.
Prizes Awarded.
Some titme ago Mr. Anderson of d
1e Anderson Ten-cent Store adver- d
sed that he would give to the boy ~
-ho raturned the greatest number of I
>upotis from his advertisement a
rum. and to the girl a doll. His ad
artise.ment was printed only once or d
vice in the papers and he desires to
nounce that the drum has been
warded to Herman Diek'art, who re
1ns 197 coupons, and that the doli u
as been awarded to Marion Ehr- a
ardt, who returns 154 ecoupons. p
Rutherford Union. p
There will be a meeting of Ruther
3rd union, Friday, December 27, at
'ree p. m. It is hoped that there
-ill be a good attendance as esection
f officers will take place.
B. B. Leitzsey,
President.
Sold to Mr. G. F. Long.
The home at the corner of Cald- t
-e11 and JIohnstone streets, formerly
wned by Mr. A. C. Jones, has been
old by the National bank to Mr. G.
red Long, for $4,800. 'This is one1
fthe most desirable residences in
ewberry.
Nodd-What does this money s
tringency mean, anyway?
Todd-Why, the thing has simply s
pread from me to the whole coun-, f
ry..Tife
COL. GEORGE JOHNSTONE.
In All Probability He Will be In
the Race for United States
Senate Next Summer.
W h-lile Col1. (hsr t Johnlstorne, of
tlis city. ha-s givel out no definite
;i Iemen'Ht ii re :ani lo the ma?tter,
:hre se fls tc he little doubt that he
will b.. in the race next summer for
the Unitd Sta-tes senate, to succeed
Senator A. C. Latimer.
In the Laurensville Herald of re
cent date appeared an article, which
was; copied in the last issue of Th.
Herald and News, and which was
editorially commented upon in th
News and Courier of Saturday morn
ing, the News and Courier saying
that this article appeared "to re
move all doubt. as to the entrance"
ef Mr. Johnstone. Col. Johnston?
was shown this article in the Laurens
paper and in the News and Courier,
and was asked if he had any state
ment to make in regard to his candi
dacy.
While Mr. Johnstone did not, in so
many words, say that he would be a
candidate, it might readily be infer
red from what he said that, unless
something occurred which should
cause him to change his mind, he
would be in the race. As matter of i
fact, his . frieli.ds for some time past
have underitood that he might he a
candidate for the senate, and they
have been urging him to make the
race. For many reasons, he has made
no statement, but it is generally be
lieved now that he will concede to the
wishes of his friendA throi(hout the
state. and will make the race.
Mr. Johnstone has been holding the
courts in the fifth circuit during
the fall, on account of the indisposi
tion of Judge Aldrich, 2nd has r2ailv
been too busy to give tl:e ma:-t.: cf
is candidacy for the senate muc'h at
tention. The fifth circuit is one of
he heaviest in the state, and the pre- t
siding judge has his hands full to
neet the requirements of the office.
Since he has been home, owever,
,ol. Johnstone has in all probability
:een considering the matter, and his
Friends now think that there' is no
ioubt that he will 'make the race.
Col. Johnstone, will be a formi
lable candidate for tihe senate. By
reason of his long serviee in the state
egislature and in the lower house of
:he nat.ional congress, and his long i
'areer as a leading lawyer of%'outh t
>arolina, he is familiar witfh yublie .,
nen and pub~lic affairs. His ability j
s too well recognized in South Car- g
>lia to ne ed that anythi'ng should be s
aid of his qualfi'ation for the posi- e
ion.
His many friends are gratified* that,
ts tthey believe, Col. Jo-hnstone- has
>raet'ially- decided to enter the race.
Col. Johnstone 's positions on pub
ic matsters are well kenown to the peo
ile of South Caroline.
Attention Pensioners.n
I will be in the auditor's office each
;aturday in January, 1908, to pre
are pension appili.ations, tihe ap- b
licants can 'call at the office nowv and g
'et the blanks. -Old pensioners do d
.ct have to apply except where they ry
re entitled to a raise to a higher d
lass. The last Saturday in January tl
s the las~t day to prepare applica
ions.
W. G. Petearson,
Pension Commissioner.
Newberry Com.mandery- u
Newberry Commendery No. 6, K. T- ti
rill be constQtuted and organized un
er its charter. at five o'clock Thurs
ay afternoon, December 26, 1907, by.
Frand Com.mander Jacob T. Barron.
mumediately following this ceremonyl
dere will be a conclave of the Comn- 12
iandery for conferrig all the or- s~
ers. s
Church Notice.
Owi}ig So th,e fact that I missed
iy regul-ax appointmen't at Ebenezer.
nd Lebanon t,he third Sunday, I will *
reach next Sunday, 29 inst., at Ebe- h
ezer at 11 .a. in., and Lebanon 3.30
. m.
A. H. Best,' P. C. L
Diec. 23, 1907.
Best Railway Mail Service. h
Says the Greenville News: "The c
atrons of the C. & G. now have not
round for complaint against the tI
~outhern Railway. Three mail and d
assenger trains a day each way be- ~
ween Greenville and Columbia is a
ervice that cannot be improved up-s
n and the public doubtless will be
uly apprekiativ,e of it.'' All of
~hieh we 'endorse. And while we are
t it let u; not forget Congressman tl
Liker2 's efforts in securing the addi- h
ional mail service. He worked in I
eason and out of season for months, n
.nd the people who, now 'enjoy the t
plendid service should thank Mm
or what he did to secure it.--An- 'T
'esn Daiy Mail.
PRESIDING ELDER ROPER.
His First Official Visit to Newberry
on Sunday-Preached in Cen
tral and O'Neall.
Presi li;1.ble i.l. C. l(Oper. who
-terteat l, '' Prei<iou-1 1'.ler'i Dulncan in
:'ic C-:kew ii trici. p la : t .,1 inl
monrnlnz. all in 'Neali Street lletlh
odist chiiircli o;i Sunday evening. Pre
siding Elder Roper is the youngest
man in the cabinet in the South Car
,lira Methodist conference. Since he
became a member of the conference
he has served in rapid sucession in
every branch o:f church work. He
served the church at Abbevilie last
year, and at tie last session of the
conference Bishop Morrison appoint
ed him presiding elder of this dis
trict, and as such he made his first
visit to the Newberry churches on
Sunday morning.
In presenting him to the congrega
ion,in. Central chnreh on Sunday
rorning the pastor, the Rev. J. G.
?'aling. said that some time ago Mr.
Rc.per had prophecied that Mr. Woll
Lig would some day be bishop of
Brazil. Mr. Wolling said.that at that
:'im3 he had no idea that Mr. Roper
6vouid so soon be his bishop, in au
;hority. He very affectionately com
nended Mr. Roper to the eongrega
;ion.
In reply to Mr. Wolling's remarks,
VIr. Roper said he. had sua-gested, and
is believed it would be a proper com
)liment on account of Dr. Wolling's
ong se.rvie. in South Ameri-ca, and
: ertai:ance with the details of t
he work t,here. to serd him there as
:- hon. n.d he hoped the time was
. far di.,tant when the Methodist
-h'1h would have bishops resident in
-:ca fle..' Mr. Roper spoke. of c
he presiding elders under whom he 3
iad served, and said that. so far as e
ie knew his personal relations with e
hem had always been .pleasant. Bish- r
ip Morrison. he said, had decided to
ry the rotation plan, and he believ-j
d those who had been appointed d'e- t
erved a fair and honest trial. Bish- 1
p Morrison had not made him a pre
iding eldeir because he did not know t
vhat else to do with him. The most
.elightful year of his ministry. he
aid, was spent last year in Abbe
I
ille, and his people bhere had expeet
d him back. In rapid succession h2 ~
ad served in every kind of work in
le conference, .and, while he was the l
-oungest member of tihe cabinet. by ~
he grace cf God he hoped not to be I
he least active. He said he would
erve honestly every department of P
hurch work, and he hoped thaat his t
rorts would be fruitful. -
He complimented the congregations
n tihe church building and the par-t
onage..r
The tsheme of Mr. Roper's sermont
as tribulaltion as a means of redemp
ion. We~ may expeet, he said, to
ave tribulaition, sorr.ow, disappoint
ent and sadness in human life.
here was some sorrow in every hu-e
mn h art. It might he asked why; b
ut one might as well ask why Ad-am t
ll. Out of griefs and sorrows and ,
isappointments, souls were born. b
ribulation was often the power tdhat,
eveoped soul capacity, and somne-a
iing that the world needed, he said, p
'as soul power. The greatest soulsn
ere those that had felt most. p
Mr. Roper interspersed his sermon it
ith a number of appropriate illus- a
ations. He redeived the close and
ndivided attention of his eo'hgrega
In Good Luck. 1
Mr. and Mrs. J. B. 0O'Neall Hol-a
way are the happy recipients of a
rge box of fresh meats, puddings,
msages, and a large ham, from her
str, Mrs. G. B. Holman, of Came
on, S. C. One of the sausages
Laasured a little over seven yards
orm tip to tip, and was put up in a
ame-made casing. Orangeburg
mnty seems to be the home of the b
og in his best estate.
A Newberry Negro.
aurens Herald. ' d
That half patralyzed negro boy a
'ho plays music with his hands to il
is mouth will not be here at the lt
arnival, as he is booked for a six- d
i days' engagement on the big Spar- d
nburg chain gang. He was here fa
uring the last carnival. And his a
ame is Ernest Hentz, of Newberry, 'n
you want to know it and we must c
iy it.r
Nctice.
The regular quarterly meeting of h
ie County Farmers Union will be
eld on the first Saturday (4) of
anuary, 190S. This is an important o
ieeting and we urge a full delega
on from each local. p
J. B. 0O'Neall Holloway,
7. C. Brown, Secretary.
THE OLD FAIR GROUNDS.
Eleven of Twenty-two Lots Sold
Lots Brought Good Prices.
Oii account of the very bad weath
cr. there was not a large crowd at the
alx-. on Friday. of the old fair
riS::d. which had been bought by
Mcsrs. C. E. Summer an:I J. D. Dav
euport, and divided into lots to be
sold to home builders. The property
had been divided into twenty-two
lots, of which eieven were sold at an
agzregate price of $5,200.
The property was in the hands of
Messrs. F. R. Hunter and W. K.
Sligh, as selling agents. Mr. Sligh
said yesterday that, when the unfav
orable weather and other conditions
were taken into consideration, he had
never seen a better sale.
The other property will be held
and sold as there is demand for it.
Some of the best -lots have not yet
been sold. Mr. Sligh estimates that
the eleven lots sold are about equal
in value to t'he eleven lots remaining.
The property was sold by Auction
eer McElree, of Columbia.
Advertised Letters.
Letters remaining in the postoifice
at Newberiy, S: C., for week ending
December 21, 1907.
B-Miss N. E. Baiden, Mrs. Mag
gie Bleeze.
C-Mrs. Mamie Clark, Mrs. Hen
ry Cherry, Mrs. Sallie Crosin, Mr.
Jones Culbreat'h.
D-Miss Mattie Davis.
G-Miss Lizzie Golden...
H--Mr. A. Harris.
J-Master Grady Jones.
L-C. A. Lee.
M-Mrs. Anna Mack, Mrs. Annie,
McLaburas, Messrs. Moch and Booz
er.
0-Miss Pearl Oxner.
R-Miss Yeathinan Rouff.
S-Mss Dessie Streetman, Mr. Edd
Smith, Mr. C. H. Slye, Mrs. M. J.
Taylor.
W--Bernice Werts, Rev. Jno. T.
Wright.
Persons calling for these letters
will please say that they were adver
tised.
Chas. J. Pureell, P. M.
Ascum-I hear D;eepley's got the
political job yon were after. It's a
permanent job, too, isn't it?
Gritten-No, thank heaven; it's
)nly a life job.-Philadelphia Press.
The Local Market.
Neat .. .... ...........9 to2 12
Bamns.. ....... .... ...16 to18
Best Lard ....... .........13
Best N O. Molassee .. ..60 to 7C
sood M. 0. Molasses .. .. 35 to 40
corn . .. ... .... 8
bleal .. .. .. .. ...... 8
Lixed Chicken Food ...90
Ray .... .... .. ....1.35 to 1.50
[st Patent Flour .. ....5.00 to 5.25
2nd Patent Flour .. ...4A.50 to 4.75
lood Ordinary Flour... .3.50 to 4.00
Bugar .... .............5 1-2
Rice-........... .....5to81-S
~offee Roasted...........15
offee, Green .... ......10 to 20
lotton,Seed meal ... . 1.40
Eggs .... .... ......
Poutry..............10c. I
Newberry Cotton Market./
Corrected By Nat Gist./
)ood Middling.. .. ......11,j
9trict Middling ..... .....10 7-8
dfiddling. .. ... ..... .....1.3-4
SPECIAL NOTICES.
1 CENTA WORD.
Nic advertisement taken for less
han 25 cents.
[OST-One Airedal Terrier bieh.
Thbree-hair&d black and tan. No
tail. If found report to this office
or to Z. F. Wright.
STOLEN-Last Wednesday night
fro'm my barn. (Will Hornsby's
plar"), dark red how with horns
wide apart. Any information of
her whereabouts will be appreciat
ed.
tpd Newt Wilson.
JAELOAD OF HOGS this week.
Call upon W. H. Lominack, Jas. F.
Todd or, J. C. Sample.
'HE ELITE PHOTO STUDIO is
nlow situated in the new Copeland
uilding East End Main St. We
have the very thing you want fo
Christmas presents in the new L
,Tane Sepia Portraits. Call to s
our photo display.
Otway Salter & Miss T. E. Salt
FUNS AND EICYCLES repaired,
brellas re-covered, and keys fi
Work done promptly and
teed. John T. Cromer,
.At W. P. Smih' old stan
THE NEWS OF POMARIA.
Plenty of "Booze" for Medicinal
Purposes-Shooting Af
fray.
l'ama r ia. I )re:l: 2:.-The St.
!'in 's unie;-;% w1i have a
n;. t o :; +'(lO-k. Thel P nimaria
Stunday ze,U1 will have its Christ
mas t:ec at 5 o'clock .n the evening
of the same day.
Iiss"s Lottie Halfaerea and E?osie
Vonng. from Mont Amoena seminar-,
a:d Messrs. Perry and Thomas Folk,
from Clemson college, arrived at
hcne Fiiday to spend th- Christmas
holidays.
Mrs. Nina Barnette. of H. nderson
ville. N. C.. is visiting her sister Mrs.
7. T. Pinner. of this place. Dr. Pin
ier's rrandmother, Mrs. M. R. Jones,
)f Asheville. N. C., is also here, and
ill spend some time with him.
Mr. M. Hayne Folk has been con
:ined to his bed with illness for the
ast ei2ht or ten days.
Pomaria is not "'agin immigration"
-possibly because of the .desirable
lass of her immigrants. The la-tes
irival was of a fine boy on last Fri
.ay at the home of Mr. and Mrs. G.
V. Setzler. where he met a warm re
eption.
At a ne ro frolic on Saturday at
he David Suber place, about 12 mi-les
:ast of Newberry. the shooting aff
-ay customary at such gathering took
)lace. W. J. Bishop was shot, but
iot very seriously injured. By whon
ie was shot has not been learned,
hose present diselaiming-as usual
ny knowledge on this point.
The community was s'addened- yes
erday by the announcement af the'
eath of Mrs. M. L. Counts, who died
f pneumonia at about 10 o'eock
esterday morning. She will be buri
d today at 11 o'clock at Bethlehem
hurch, -of which she has for very
iany years been a faithful and con
istent member. The health of Mrs.
ounts had not been good for some
ime, but it was only within the
ast few days that her condition be
ame serious. She leaves three daugh
ers and two sons, and .many other re
tives and friends, to mourn -her loss.
rs. Counts lived a long and useful
fe. and her influence has always
eem. a powier for good in her comn
mnity.. ]
Miss Lucy Ligon, of Chicora col
ge, is visiting -her sister, Mrs. B.
I. Setzler, to the great delight of
er many friends here.
From the recent receipts at the ex
ess office here t-h:e indieations are
Eiat there will be plenty of whiskey]
--"for medicinal purpose''-in this ]
ction for the next douple weeks !
Vhere men desire whiskey it is er-I
inly better for them to order it 3
ather than to get it from a blind]
ger. The man who patronizes the]
tter assists in the violation of the
itw. and adds to the illegal gains of
lose who are enemies to their comn
unity. Of course there is the dang
r t,hat the unfortunate man who is]
tking in strength of will may drink'
excess if he have a too abundantf<
pply in his own home; but it is
etter. even in his case, for him toj
et drunk-if he has t'o get drunk-']
home. and onl whiskey that is open
rand honestly boug'ht. Bsut there is
o reason why the ordinary man, sim
ly because he has two or three gal
ms of whiskey in his house, should
base its proper use. S. I
Wanted Details.
There is a correspondent in Wash
tgton who does not sympathize with;
resident Roosevelt's campaign '
rainst nature faking, says the Chi
to Tribune. The young man was a:
ceat admirer of the late SenatorI
rilliam B. Bate of Tennessee, who3
as one of the leading officers of the
onfederate army. Bate particular
distinguished himself in the battle
Shiloh, and when the anniversary
that bloody conflict rolled around I
ie correspondent thought it would
e a good idea to send to his paper a
athetic story of the conduct of
ate's horse on that occasion.
"General Bate was badly wounde3
ring the battle," he said, "and
'as carried off to a little log cab
nearby. His big black horse fol- 4
iwed him and stuck his nose in the
oor, looked at his master and then
ropped dead. I made as pathetic a
ature of the incident as I could,
d telegraphed it to my paper. At
tidnight that same night," he eon
tuded in a disgusted fashia~n, "I
ceived a telegram from my manag
e editor asking:
"What was the name of the
Drse'?' "
Well. yeu ', been mighty prosper
23 th.s year."4
"Oh. yes; hi I'm awfully unhap
"nhappy""'
"Yes: I haven't anything to growl
bot. "-.Atanta Constitution.