The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, November 01, 1907, Page FIVE, Image 5
o s ba een dired to ime open
in up of foreixn exchanges at soIm
reserve center.
The sugar crop movement ha ai
ready put currency into circulation
in this section, but this crop, like
eotton, depends somewhat for a-'pro
fitable movement, upon the efforts
now being made by the clearing house
commission and other bankers in the
south.
Mrs. Jane 0. Mathis Dead.
Mrs. Jane C. Mathis of this cit
died last night at the home of her.
son. Mr. John R. Mathis.
Mrs. Mathis was ii her S4th year.
and has been ill for some weexs, and
though her condition was known to he
serious her death came as a shoek to
her friends. Sfe was a devoted mem
ber of the Baptist church and was a
true Christian woman.-Union Pro
gress, Oct. 30th.
His Radical Cure.
"To show de powar ob de 'magina
-tion an' de consanguinity ob human
mtue,' remarked square-headed old
Brother Shockey, "jes' lemme tell
vo': De udder mawin'. when I come
uhbogin' '16ng down to <town I met up
wid Brudder Wampuss, I b'lieves
'tmuz. an' he wags his head, saitah
7ogger,- an' says, "Well-uh, shucks.
Brudder Shoekey, yo '-all has de
'pearance of bein' pow'ful puny to
day?' An' I got to wonderin' if
'twuz so. Purt' soon I meets Brud
-der Shinpaw. an' he remarks dat I'm
uh-lookin, mighty bad, somehow or
nudder; an' sho 'ly begins to feel dat
uh-way.
"Next, 'twuz Bradder Bimmelick.
%n' he -says, "Hum-haw. -Sick, isn't
yo'. sah ? Ah; but people in uh-dyin'
off mighty profound, dese days!' Den
1twuz Brudder Brownback, tn' he
'1owed he'd never had de pleare ob
seei' me wid suseh a sinister oullah
.to *moh comnplexion befo'; turreetly
anudder bruidder specified dat I ortah
ctake smtlhin' fo'. it, an' de next one
remarked dat dar was a .pow'fu]
sight pb ominous 'zeases uh-giwine
'round jess' now, ee-specially amongst
de Amaerico-Afrans. Well-uh, by dal
time dey sho-ly ha,d me gwine s-ide
rways wid deirn lamentationis. I felt a
malicious goneness in rmih interia.h,
a sagacious roarin'.in muh 'head, an'
de all-overs in naunh back, an' purt'
soon I was in a high fever an' had de
paliation ob de 'heart an' enough ud
der symptoms .to plumb fit up a blue
bac~kd ommenick, ain' by de time mub
lovin' friends had got 'all thoo wid me
I was as good as gone.-.
"'But jes, as I was imizzalbly figger
in' on de length of de puhsassion an'
'bout how soon de widdah would mar
ry ag'in, I comes .up wid a Haard-shell
Babdist bnudder dat was uh-eetehin'
aid u,h-ailin' to 'spute 'bout de Holy
Seripteis; ean' he 'lidn 't take time to
notiee dat I w~asn't long fo' dis
world, but jes, kbt in onto me like he
~was a she-bear an'.I was a passel of
orphant did'en.
" 'Loogy yuh, sh! sow, jes, loogy
right yuh;' he pregnosticates nh-comn
in' at me wid his brizzles up. 'All this
yuh Tommy-foolishness dat de Shout
in' Meferdiats, dat you' has de honeib
b 'long to, 'duilges in am twinklin'
himbles an' soundpri'n' brass, ati' yo'
flows it ! Ho'w can yo' 1iave de
amfacedness to stand up befo' mte
de Lawd in 'dat paltry attitude?
'y, ding-bust it, suh-r''
':Welluh, 'bw'uzn't much mno' dan
Do time .a-tall twell me an' diet be
nig'hted brudde2r was 'at it hammer an'
tongs, an purt' soon we had done -tied,
into each udder like a coupl~e of eata
mounts an' was uh-gwine' 'iround an'
'rournd fo' de glory ob de Lawd. An'
aVter I had had de pleasure of bounec
in' a good-sized roc&i on his nappy
- ead an' sandin' 'him uh-seooti'n' to
'a'ds de wildernes ob sin, whluh he
p 'intedly b'lcvnged, I sw'ar 'too gra
cious~ T never felt better or mo' 'able
in all munh life; 'deed I nevah 'did.''
-Tom P. Morgan, in Womei 's Home
Comipanion.
Better a walk-out than a kick-out.
A wise man has no time to argue
with a prize fighter.
Jt's quite a come-down for a wo
--hater who falls in love.
ne kind of press notice is the at
tention a girl gives to a hug.
In billiards and matarmony there
a'- lots of kisses and many scrat
ches.
ST HE
After 10 days' of big selling we find our s
making very low prices in this departmen1
tock. must be sold regardless of profit,
share. Lots of big values in Dry oods IV
WANTED~-To sell some good Fixtures,'
ower Main Street,'I. i,
Life's Lighter Side.UnayMitn'K tcy.Pied a
us Hopkins' Sayings. By Rose Mel-LoiileDpac tPhadliaWa shmewt
ville.Reod Jaluyiavi
Many a girl meets her fate at a A nan ithsbe aln aco fsu r~
lain fete.stadydyadnghtorfurwes Tiwo'dhsn
Ma says Noah called his wife an o h ptweeVnSihkle r h oe ny
kangel.hi rohrilaw,BNB le,na Sonemn reo
It is a gibfeet (or somne bcoys to Oagw nB.rnCut,ls a.iuete onbg
lrn hear to dance.Th hnmnnbhpzzean al Arely iaid
Pa says it takes a pushing man toa-nsteeolhee<wf ypuighs
joy foHlowing the piFow. Temsanotaouttoarn, Gvghi ced
The cri'minial 'has, at least, the eour- hti oesol nae fsm a ntera
e of his convictions. twnt etars.Teso a en Bwr ftei
Ma says the best time to keep yourviie yeerlhuddpoledi-.apngboton
outih shut it tat an auction. igteps e as mn ie oiy
Pa says assertion is not proof-butSatSeaoJC.ilngwerwoCH P
tat exertion 'wiil find it.wakdarsth tar,ndhem t
When a womain otwas a well-'breddapndhs'ta4clhe.Ts
oat it is lit~ wonder that it shouldmithsbe flng tedyTrCntna E
butt her. 1otayitrupin dyo ih 'a
Ma says there would be more gen- sne is icvrd nacuto
s' in the world if there wasn't so
m~y lazy men.em teslofri
A Mi.raclons Tale.an Jaa mihbeivtdt Of S'on ike
Johnson waited patiently until mgtpsil sals nitra ilh oddi~
hompson had finished his fis*hing toa or f abtain hc nldn oebe
try, says J'udge, tihen he said: - soiil aejrsitonoe h o-dt olae~ r
'I want to tell you somet.hing that toese fa aeulydfndcas1ene 5h 97
ppened to me right up in that wildan towih oerntrpestd
d'strit where you say you landed a i h ~nrs ol ea iet 0dytce
sring of a thousand in half a day. t mri iptsi hc le eewl esl al
ou know Beverly and I went up cnend xeineidctsicuigNvme
here two summers ag~o mu an automo- ta nti a nycnays~-dt olaeNr
'Yes, I remember. '* ubttu ~pcii afr ehd
' Well, sir, we lost our way. andinteajtmnto dffrcsbe Ften ay ic
4Ar five days and nights we couldn't _________t n nldn
siht a farmhouse or a human being.''
'Have any food with yo ' asked I ae mtmnt o~ l 97 ia aet
Tompson.th uhhe thr stoke ou tu in fien(1
"Not even a sandwich.'of
'What did you live on?''"Sm onI r aualywa. CanEcso
'Soup-soup morning, noon and t' tyte aeual ohl tce,i o o
iht."'_ _ __ _
''isoup ? Bu.t whzt did you have to ido h oi
make soapn of?"'' NETBTE fay r eav ofl e
''Why,"' said Johnson, without a2c r5c oteo uesAl
evn the suspicion of a smile, ''the Haiglmnn tdY rm ~ o
fist day we got lost the auto struckMa s'Du Str. ocalou.
a steadilyndayuanddnightlfor-jouraweeks
ontesofhr a mt ie
B l- . ----
BNG ON
tock of Shoes still too Ipig, and we intend
for,the next few days. RemembEr, this
:oss or cost. Come quick and get your
[linery, Notions and Ladlies' doats.
rabies and Side Counters. Take alook
IAVRD,
Newberru,_S. C.
ragrpha.cook Arrival and Departure of Trains.1001
out a good ok? Schedules of passenger t.rains in et atda.oc,peiu
whieh produces and out of the Union Station, New-' xeec sntesnil ertr
love for the lov- toerry,ne fstrS.a yuC.e
mself. Southiern Trains.ddbfr.Wi oa.Ades3
t great, bu1t as a No. 15 for Greevile .. .. 8.56 a. .Clr,ona,Ak
to shrink. No. 12 for Columnbia ....10 32 a. m.
an protects his No. 18 for Columbia .... 1.50. p. m. NTC rSL FPROA
rmor rmend her. No.19 for Greenvle .. .. 1.35 p. m. POET
started many a No. 31 for Gireenvufle .... 4.4 p. m. sIhv sl yfrmln
the almhouse. No. 16 for Columbia .... 9.47 p. m.inedtqutfrngIwllslto
n whio is always C., N. & L. Trains. h ihs ide o aho h
y .being the best No. 85 for Laurens .... 5.19 a. D. 5hdyo oebr 97 tm
No. 22 for Columbia .... 8.47 a. m.aersdnc h olwigproa
iQATS No. 52 for .Greenvilie ..12 46 p. m. poet owt
. No. 53 for Columbia .... 3.10 p. m. hedfgodmls
liwy.JamstwnNo. 21 for Laurens .... 7.25 p.i 2m.gis
wa.JaetwnN.84 for Columbia ... .30 p. 1m. riae
sition, Norfolk, The foregoing schedules age given 3hedocat.
me bov ocasononly forinformation, are not guaran- 3
abetove willsion teed and are subjet to change with- 2waos
d trip tickets to July 15,197. sto lcsihtos
twberry, S. C. G. 15 . 1setofiannte tol,
L9.5. This tieket Stat1.Rion, AlMfmyfater.mleens
piil 19th to and SainMse. 30bseso o'
30th, 1907, final200lsfodr
k returning De- JAMESTON EXPOSITION. Loofhueldadktenfr
Rates from Newberry S. C., as fol-ntue
]ows:.
43p30. 1Th teket Season Ticket $19.55. Sold daily ~k er od ie eo
30thl 1907, fiad April 19th to November 30th. Prsety
3 turning7 inal 60 Day ticket $16.30. Sold daily2ttd
k eunn i-April 19th to Novemiber 30th._________
aete of sale and 15 day ticket $14.30. Sold daily
ter 15th, 1907. April 19th to November 30th. FRCUH,CW,Clc ed
et-$4.30. This 3Coach Excursion $8.55. Sold each ah,Nuaga otah,sris
daily April 19th; Tuesday; limit 10 days. Endorsed. bussadct,tya2c rSc
kvem er 30th, 1''Not good in parlor or sleeping bolefHitsAHainln
leave Norfolk re- ears''mnta
)days from date Througn Pullman sleeping cars, via Mys rgSoe
Atlantic Cost Line Railroad company. la-f
iket-$8.55. This Write for -a beautiful illustrated
i sleeping, Pull- folder containing maps, descriptive EEYBTL fHit l-el
,and will be sold mater, list of Hotel, etc. iglnmn ssl napstv
week during per- For reservations or any informa- gaateo oe eudda
on, final date to tion. Address, Mys rgSoe
ining ten (10) T. C. White, _________
sle. General Passenger Ag.
vers, etc., write W. J. Craig, Whni-oe o aigaln
Passenger Titfie Manager, bet h iaf a h eto h
WilmiAgents w.nCedmenagenie,bpatvn.us