The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, February 21, 1905, Page 3, Image 3
FASTEUT SIDR5 THE IEMT.
Purches of Ostriches Alwa;a Preced
ed by a VAc.
Chicago Chronicle.
"Have you ever seen an ostrich
farm?" the sailor asked.
"No," said the druggist.
"Then, of course, you've never
seen an ostrich sale. I'll tell you a
strange thing about that. When a
,dealer comes to buy an ostrich he al
ways has two or three birds he likes
best run a race.
"The ostriches are ranged in a line.
A b-nch of figs is shown to them.
The man with the figs walks away
about a quar:er of a mile. Then the
ostriches are let off.
"I tell you. the big birds run. Those
long, bong legs of Lheirs put the
ground bchind them in a way that is
astoundin.' In the race I saw there
were three os:riches and one left the
others far behind him. As he ran iie
kept lookin' behind him like a human
racer, and when he saw that there
was no chance for the others, he
economized his strength by slowin'
down and he reached the figs on a
walk. He. bein' the winner, was, of
course, the bird that the dealer
bought."
"Why are these birds always raced
and the fastest one purchased?" said
the druggist.
"Because," replied the sailor, "the
fastest is always the strongest and
healthiest."
The Duke and the Barber.
In olden days an English noble en
tered a barber shop, and, upon in
quiring for the master, was answered
by an apprentice of fourteen that he
was not at home.
"Do you shave, then?" asked the
duke.
"Yes, sir. I always do," was the re
ply.
"But can you shave without cut
ting?"
"Yes, sir, I'll try," answered the
youth.
"AVery well." said the duke, while
seating himself and loading his pis
tol. "But. look here, if you let any
blood, as true as I sit here I'll blow
your brains out! Now consider well
before you begin."
After a moment's reflection the
boy began to make ready and said:
"I'm not afraid of cutting you, sir,"
and in a short time had completed th:
feat without a scratch, to the com
plete satisfaction of the duke. In
gentle tones his grace asked, "Were
you not afraid of having your brains
blown out when you might have cut
me so easily?"
"No, sir; not at all, because I
thought that as soon as I should hap
pen to let any blood I would cut
your throat before you could have
time to fire."
The reply won from the duke a
handsome reward. It need scarcely be
added he never resumed his danger
ous threats in a barber shop. A les
son was taught him for life.
The Grape Fruit.
A crop which now attracts much
attention in Florida, is the grape fruit.
Only a few years ago there was such
a limited market for this peculiar
fruit that much of it rotted in the or
chards. Nobody wanted it, it seemed
But, of late years, northern people
learned the appetizing and medicinal
qualities contained in the golden
spheres, and -presto!-the "market"
arrived. Today, small fortunes are
being made by those people who pos
sess bearing groves of the grape fruit.
In a recent Rochester, N. Y., paper
we read an interesting account of this
new industry, written by Miss Ruth
Dunham, of which the following is a
brief summary:
The location for a successful grape
fruit grove should be carefully chos
en. The southeast side of the many in
land lakes is a desirable site, if the
land is good and the situation fairly
high. Low, wet land, or too far
north, is undesirable.
It is no uncommon thing ofr seven
year-old trees to produce $ioo worth
of fruit to the acre, when properly
grown and cared for; and much larg
er yields come from older trees.
A grape fruit looks like an orange,
but is of the color of a lemon, and is
as a rule as large as three or four
good-sized oranges. It is of a slight
ly bitter and a pleasant acid taste,
and individual fruits often weigh two
or three pounds each. The proper
name of the grape fruit is penelo,
but the former name is generally used
In city markets choice speciments sell
for about ten or fifteen cents apiece
sometimes more. In groves the fruit
sells at $4 to $8 per box, and the crop
is usually sold, on the trees, to buy
ers, thus relieving the grower of the
trouble of marketing, etc.
Well, the foregoing account has a
very fascinating sound. Many of our
folks may feel tempeted to jumy down
to Florida at once, and start a grape
fruit plantation. But we shouldn't
forget that fruit-growing has its
drawbacks in Florida as well as in
the north. Trees must be bought
labor hired. fertilizers applied.-and
then there's a long wait while the
trees are growing to "bearing age."
Furthermore. there are scale and oth
er insect enemies -0 fight-the same
a . icre. with variations.
Beck's Narrow Escape.
David Beck. the clebrated portrait
painter and pupil of Vandyke. while
traveling through Germany was sud
denly taken ill and to all appearances
died and was laid out a corpse. His
servants, sitting round the bed, griev
ed heartily for the loss of so good a
master, and as grief is thirsty drank
as heartily at the same time. One of
them, becoming more befuddled than
the rest, then addressed his compan
ions thus: "Our master when alive
was fond of his glass. Let us out of
gratitude, then, give him one now he
is dead." Assent was given; the head
of the d%d painter was raised up and
some wine poured down or spilled
about, the fragrance or spirit of
which caused Beck to open his eyes,
upon which the servant, who, being
drunk, half forgt:tting his master was
dead, forced down the remainder of
the glass. The. painter gradually re
vived and thus escaped a living inter
ment.
The Russian Naval Standard.
The Russian naval standard-a
blue flag with a white cross-was
adopted by Peter the Great, who
stayed for some months at Gaardam,
near Amsterdam, working as a me
chanic to gain a knowledge of ship
building.
During this time he took a strong
fancy to a clever wcrkman named
Cruys, whom he persuaded to return
with him to Russia after he had he
vealed to him his true name and po
sition.
Cruys drew the plans for the first
ships built for the Russian navy, and,
to show his appreciation, Peter the
Great made him an admiral and gave
orders that the Russian navy should
thenceforth have a special flag with
a white cross upon it to perpetuate
the memory of his trusted associate.
Cruys being an old form of the Dutch
word for cross.
The Horn Dance.
Among the quaint oid customs and
:eremonies still kept alive in English
country districts there is only one
"horn dance," and that is to be found
at Abbots Bromley, in Staffordshire.'
Every year at the village wake the
dlance is still carried out. The origin
of the horn dance is lo'st in the mists
of history. but it has been traced
back as far as the eleventh century.
Until the seventeenth century it was
practiced at Christmas, on New
Years day and on Twelfth day. In
the time of Henry VIII. the dance
was performed in front of the church.
every Sunday and a collection for the
poor taken up from the spectators.
What Constitutes an Assault.
"If a man come into your house,"
said the Liverpool stipendiary magis
trate, "and picks up a poker to strike
you, you are entitled to pick up the
tongs and fence with him, and if you
hit him with the tongs he cannot
complain of being assaulted, because
he would have struck you first if he
could. But if, on the other hand, you
take the poker out of his hand and
strike him with it you are guilty of an
assault, because you struck an un
armed man. That is as clmear a dis
tinction as I can make."
There was no "precedent" for dis
covering America.-Hubbard.
Dr. R. M. Kennedy,
DENTIST.
Newberry, - - S. C.
OVENAT TIONAL BmANK.E
A Wood"" savi.
T6e largest Methodist chare in
Georgia, calculated to use ovr ose
hundred gallons of the usual kind of
mixed paint in painting their church.
.hey used only 32 gallons of the
Longman & Martinez Paint mixed
with 24 gallons of linseed oil. Actual
cost of paint made was less then $1.20
per gallon.
Saved over eighty ($8o.oo) dollars
in paint, and got a big donation be
sides.
1.VFRY CHURCH will be given
a lib-r,l quantity whenever they paint
Ma 1 ,ouses are w-l painted with
r l of L. & M. and three
gall-,ns of linseed oil mixed therewith.
Wears and covers like gold.
Th,,e celebrated paints are sold by
the Newberry Hardware Company.
Brick!
Brick!!
For Sale by
C. H. CANNON,
Business, Home, Lands or
Farm, Stocks, Bonds,
Mortgages or Notes,
Bought and Sold.
Business, home, land, stock, bonds,
farm, or mortgage, no matter where
located, we will buy or sell. If we did
not have the facilities and ability to
buy, sell or rent your pro rty, we
certainly could not afford to be in busi
ness. Our methods of intelligently ad
vertising cost us a neat little sum.
We must sell, or rent, or go out of
business, but to be real frank about it,
we are in the business to stay a while
whether we sell or not; we have money
to loan and we are making more every
day. Our commissions amount to a
much neater sum.
Dealing through other agents or
branch houses throughout the country,
we place your property or wants in the
hands of 3,000 energet=c men who are
constantly looking out for you. We
can find a purchaser for every house,
lot, stock, bond, or mortgage that you
may have for sale, it makes no matter
where locat. d, or what it is worth.
We give a partial list of property in
Newberry. S. C. for sale:
&6,000 Store on Main street.
300 Brick making machine.
9,000 Handsome home with six acres
land.
650 Cute home for young couple.
3,500 Elegant house and lot, four blocks
from town.
2,000 Entire block, two houses, right
near town.
1,200 Cash. Five room house, an ideal
home.
800 Four room cottage, half mile.
6,000 New house and ten acres land,
one mile from town.
1,100 Will buy a nice home for newly
married cou"ile.
1,400 House and h t, only two blocks
from business,.
We have five good families who want
to rent.
We have Bank stock that pays 3i
semi-annually for 120.
We have stocks at and below par.
If there is anything under the sun
you want you better consult us, we are
the only people who keep in close touch
with everything.
Long distance telephone No. 200.
Call or write today.
ROWLAND G. SPEARMAN & CO.
Office Lane Bldg , Newberry, S. C.
The Union
WAREHOUSE C0IANY OF
Columbia, S. C ,
is
Prepared to
STORE COTTON' IN
Standard Ware
houses and to
arrange
Proper Cash Advances,
if you desire to
hold your Cott on
details will be
gladly supplied
if you address
Columbia, S. C.
NOTICA.
All persons indebted to the estate
of Rufus M. Dean, deceased, will pay
their said indebtedness, and all per
sons to whom said estate may be in
debted will render an account of their
demands, duly attested, to the un
dersigned, or to Messrs. Schumpert
& Holloway, Attorneys, on or before
the 25ch day of February, 1905.
J. J. Dean, Administrator.
Newberry, S. C., Feb. 3, 1905.
Fire Insurance!
We will insure your Frame
D ielling for only sixty cents on
the hundred dollars, (not ex
posedI, or better still, one dol
lar and eighty cents for five
years. Good business people
insure their property, why
don't you? Insurance on stock
and store buildings also,
HOLMES & McFALL,
Fire Insurance Agents.
Phone 67.
SHELLEY
Have the largest and
Furniture and House F
opened in Newberry.
car of Roll Foot Beds to,
Big shipment of Mattin
We are the cheapest i
see us and get our pric(
Newberry Hardware
SHELLEY I
Main Street, N
The Sn
Headquarters for C
Ask any one where yc
General Merchandise, a
anywhers else, quality
will tell you to go to Th
We never advertise anything that
we advertise it.
For the next thirty days, at cbea
goods: Shoes, Dry Goods, Notions
We also have the finest assortmen
ing from 20c. to 6oc. per gallon. V
Seed Potatoes, Red Bliss. first and
every kind.
When you have a list of goods t
time, for we can come nearer filling
any other store in Newberry.
MITTLE<
. .DO
Spend Your Whol
Under the burden of indebtedness, 1
ready cash and find you a smaller i
master.E
culre_byKeeley InstitL
1329 Lady st. (or 0. Box 75,)Columbia, S
Southern Lime
CHARLES
BuildIng MaterIal of
Roofing "fl
Write fc
DISORDEREb
STOMACHS
CAN BE MADE STRONG
AND ACTIVE QUICKLY
AND WHEN
NO CURE-NO PAY
We take all the chances, but as the
chances of failure are so small, we do
not hesitatc for a moment in guarantee
ing that "Seven Barks- will cure any
case of disordered stomach, indigestion
or liver complaint. Dont take our
word for it. If you are ailing from any
form of trouble. emanating from the
stomach, bowels, liver ,r kidneys, call
-t our store and we w a give you a full
size bottle of "Seven A4rs " Denosit
,o ceits as :In ('videflne- of good faith
then take the reidy as directed. If it
doos not do all that is claimed or you
are for any reason dissatisfied, bring
the empty or partly used bottle back
and get the 50 cents you deposited.
This is certainly fair and is an excel
lent opportunity for our customers to
get acquainted with one of the best
remedies in the world.
SUMMER
most complete line of
urnishing Goods ever
We received another
day, cheaper than ever.
g direct from Japan.
n the State. Come to
i of a Buck Stove.
Co.'s old stand.
I SUMMER,
ewberry, S. C.
iith Co.
eneral MVerchandise,
u can buy anything in
.nd buy it cheaper than
considered, and they
a Smith Co.
we do not have, and always sell as
p prices, we will sell the following
Crockery Ware and Tobacco.
of Molasses in town, prices; rang
Te have just received our stock of
second crop, and Garden Seed of
o buy come to our store and save
every item, and fill it cheaper, than
CORNER.
N'T. .
o L.ife Worrying
)ut let me sell your property for the
lace where you will be your owa
VERETT DUFOUR, Att'y,
Washington, D. C.
CIarette -- All Drmg aad robss.
te of South Carolina.
C. c ufidental correispondence aonlcited.
and .Cement Co.
roN, S. C.
til kinds. High Grade
'UBEROID."
r Prices.