The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, January 08, 1904, Page 7, Image 7
COST OP A VISIT TO "PARSIFAL."
$32 i'or (he Young; Man who Takes h
Girl in Style, and It May Come
Higher.
New York Sun.
The young man who thinks (
inviting his lady friend to go t
"Parsifal" had better think a se<
ond time before he undertakes tli
job. He is likely to find it an e>
pense compared with which eve
the theatre with a chaperon seen
an economy.
Taking for granted that she i
able to go to the opera without
chaperon, the evening's eutertaii
nient is still going to be costlj
There are the two seats in the fin
place. They represent twenty do
lars, as it is not probable that sh
would want to sit anywhere but i
tlu: orchestra, nor likely that h
would want her to go anywher
else. So that outlay is enough fc
a starter.
Then there is the dinner al
If: o'clock. That may be any price frot
f>l?- Then there is the cai
riage. If the young man does th
proper tiling he will take his girl i
m|' a cab. It would ordinarily cost $
to take them to the theatre and hom
again. But in this case the cost i
double, as the cab must also com
back for the trip to dinner. So i
:t., he gets out of the cab questio
under $6 he is fortunate.
This brings the cost/of a "Parsi
lal" evening up to $32, and that i
a minimum figure. That include
110 flowers, 110 supper and not eve
a glass of lemonade in the secon
intermission. There are many otlic
expensive adjuncts to such a trij:
But it'looks as if ?32 was a miu
imum estimate.
Advertised Letters
Remaining in Postoffice for th
week ending Jan. 2, 1904.
B?Mr. A. P. Boozer.
C?Mrs. A. Canon.
J ? Mr. W. P. Jones.
L?Miss Maggie Lee, Mr. Caper
Lever.
P?Miss Mattie Parnes, Mrs Sai
Peuson.
R?Mr. K. A. Reid, James Ryn:
er.
S?Mr. William Sanders, Maggi
Spearman, Claudie Suber.
W?Mrs. Lula Werts, W. G
Winterson, J. R. Wood.
Persons calling for these letter
will please say that they were ad
vertised. C. J. Purcku,, P. M.
f,
A Measure of Time.
Chicago Post.
They had been engaged only
few days, so the sensations wer
still comparatively new.
"Can't you stay a little longer?'
she pleaded, as he gave indication
of preparations to leave.
"Well, perhaps a very littl
longer," he said.
"How long?" she asked.
"About ten kisses," he replied
Mike's Wisdom.
Judge.
"See how har-rd ye kin hit tha
punchin' machine, Moike. Jis
imagine it's yer niother-in-lav
and?"
"Sliure, if Oi imagined 'twas 111
mother-in-law Oi'd be dodgin' th
blame thing inshtid av hittin' it.'
A Prisoner in Her Own House.
Mrs. W. II. Layha, of 1001 Agnc
Ave., Kansas City, Mo., has for severe
years been troubled with severe hoarse
noss and at times a hard cough, whicl
she says, "Would keep me in doorfc l'o
days. I was prescribed for by physician
with no noticeable results. A frieni
gave me part of a bottle of Chamber
Iain's Cough Remedy with instruction
to closely follow the directions and
wish to state that after the first day
could notice a decided change for tin
better, and at this time after using i
for two weeks, have no hesitation ii
saying I realize that I am entireb
cured." This remedy is for sale h)
Smith Drug Co., Newoerry, Prosperity
Drug Co., Prosperity.
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Tribute of Respect.? v
Editor Herald and News: It is
j desired to call to memory the death
of our kind'friend and sister in the
j church, Mrs. Sophia Kinard, wife
of Mr. M. I/. Kinard, aged, 63
)f 1 years, 1 month, and 12 days. She
.0 | bore her long illness with a Christian
-- I spirit. She did not seem to grow
ic j weary but held up in the faith of
1- her kind Heavenly Father, who
n ] watched over her while she suffered,
is Hut lie had said, "it is enough,
come up here." It was her rets
qu st that while her grave was bea
ing filled the people would sing,
1- "Ilark from the tomb a doleful sound,
r% My ears attend the cry;
j Ye living men, come view the ground
j ! Where you must shortly lie."
I What warning this is to us.
As it has pleased our Heavenly
^ | Father to remove her from our
, midst, be it
j llesolved, That in her death we
; have lost one of our best members
'of Bachman Chapel church.
7
1 Peaceful he thy silent, slumber
! Peaceful in the grave so low,
" Thou no more wilt join our slumber,
e j Thou 110 more our songs shalt know.
111 Mrs. JIM.mii-: KITS.
3 I Mrs. Katk I,ivin<;stox.
0 Mrs. lhiTTii: Kinard.
s
c . ,
f !< (11 (iin1 roplie.
if "Did you hour almut the catastrophe
u down at the I -owns' last night?"
"No. What happened?"
"Why, Mrs. Brown gave the baby a
i- bottle to play with, and while she was
s in the kili-hen it foil out of the cradle
and broke its neck."
s "What, the ha by?"
11 "No; til" bottle."
d!
I V Kcurfiil Droiini.
1 i Bobbs??>!d Titewadd is about dead
). | from insomnia. Says he is afraid to go
_ j to sleep.
Dobbs?Does he fear burglars?
, Bobbs?No: but the last time he slept
he dreamed of Riving away his money.
A Natural .Mlxuppi'PhonHion.
q "You say the audience laughed when
you recited 'Marco Bo/.zaris' in Chicago
?"
"Yes." answered Mr. Storinington
Barnes. "You soo, when I came to the
lines beginning 'Strike!' the people
thought il was a local allusion."?
S Washington Star.
U A Nociled Admonition.
On one of my trips through the south
X sauntered into an old dilapidated
l" cemetery of Ylrginia and read many
: very peculiar epitaphs upon tombe
stones. One in particular attracted my
! attention, which happened to be that of
a slave who had boon inclined to be
. j stout. The grave had long since been
neglected, and the inscription eouh?
only be road after brushing away thi
1 vines which grow upon it. But my la[-1
bor was rewarded, for th":o 011 that
tombstone I read. ".Miza Wite weighed
300 pounds; '01.011 v. ide the golden
gates.' "?Phi! idolph'u Press.
Army F'riii;.- Positions.
standing, kneeling sitting and lying
down are the lour positions prescribed
a 1 for tiring by * ho army regulations.
e j The lying position alone is proscribed
, for the Sim and the 1.0(H) yard rang?*K
: while at ail the other ranges up to
' j 2,000 yards the lying and sitting posisj
lions are used. At 100 and 2(H) yard)?
the sitting and standing positions arc
I prescribed. Wherever the sitting posie
i tIon is prescribed the kneeling may be
' substituted, but for the majority of
persons the sitting is by far the bottei
nasi tin n of the two.
Mnrk Twnln Minted the llout.
The success achieved by Mark Twain
during his boating days cm the Mississippi
river was duo not only to the fact
that In? was a skillful pilot, but that he
was an earnest one as well. A man
t who knew Mr. Clemens in those days
^ told how the genial humorist once
missed his bout, instead of inventing
^ tin excuse, as many of his companions
did. he reported to his superior otticer
L> as follows:
, j "My boat oft at t>:10 I arrived at
the landing at <;: _!<) and could not catch
' it."
Ah i( In Sii Id.
j Hoax?Do you know that thin fellow
j over there?
.foax?Oh, yes; we are very thick.
I Hoax?And do you know the big fat
j one?
r ! .Toax?Slightly.?Philadelphia j
? antimtt.
Clara?Oh, hum! I wish the Lord
j had made 1110 a man!
I Mother?Perhaps he has, dear; only
e you haven't found him yet.?New York
t Times.
II vVfien a man will kill himself because
y t\ woman refuses to marry him it is
/ conclusive evidence that the woman
/ n as right.?Baltimore "orald.
w- zsz. ... rr~
^nuu^ !
IIif'
in order to develop into a crop, ft
No amount of Phosphoric |f
Acid or Nitrogen can cotnpcn* !y i
sate for a lack of potash in ||
OERHAN KALI WORKS, H
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A LL PERSONS AKIO HEREBY!.
^..V notified not to trespass upon the
lands of the estate of J. A. Henry in
I possession of the undersigned by hunt- I
ing, or in anv other mariner.
J. A. M El/TON.
j
Wallaco Plantation.
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