The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, December 29, 1903, Image 7
Napo
visited
spend
. Jan
prefect,
intend
passed,
s of the
*to knew
Out your
*y will get
0do not
i4j0t1 of. cow
a way out of
to lock you up
ror has gone."
d the terms of
e emperor was
as the revolu
at the arrest of
dared to utter a
ror and empress
Vent in person to
ho had haid suvi
they greeted himln
live the prefect!"
de Ia Mor.te, who
plied, "Mly frivinds.
anond Roomm."
omen who want to
eusive set of jewels.
1or upward, get a
'diamond rooms," as
n the big New York
Gems worth less than
ept in show cases and
p at the counters. But
nts to make a larger
ond necklace with
ril from $40,000 to
---lie is shown luto
enn examinc the
isure 1and see the
)e most care
ke varlors as
sinply fur
o the mafes.
g (uiIng the
i:in in a well
three or four
i) $12.000 to
eliaht.
by two officers
ients to deter
it onl soldiers in
ie live men iwho
marched a dis
id eighty-two
eights carried
ie and sixty
first weight It
at a moderate
r the distance
o weather slight
erienced, which
march was over,
d begin the next
-nine pounds did
ate weather, but
en it was hot, and
next day. When
third weight the ill
arked.
to Ansint.
orthy Irish member of
was so generous that
nancial assistance was
But his checks had one
-they were never hon
rtcoming natrally in
lown, but it did( not :If
rity. A vis"or to tile
of the m1iemblwer's pucil
1leadinjg isl it i ian how
lie faiith in the mnember
"Why, sure, it in be
his wilingness to as
of funds." was5 the re
gave me a shock today.
d she, "does your lady
lying me what you owe
ernablle criosity of low
It nmade mec blush for
uninud to her. But I
duty113 to chide lier-, and1(
01k0 (rather' petulantly, I
starving I recomminen~ i
to poise'.--Life.
ed Admoitjion.
tr'ipr throngh thle south
oan old dilapidated
vIuia and1( r'ead many
aiphs upon01 tomb
ila-r at tinated miy
to ibe thant of
21ed to be
ce0 beenu
the
a
t
(a
5,
to
si
rds
are
osi
be
of
Wheni Mm. Roland was on the scar
fold she asked for pen and paper t(
note the peculiar thoughts that hovere
about her on the last Journey. It is t
pity they were refused, for In a tran
quil mind thoughts rise uj at the clos(
of life hitherto unthinkable, like blesset
inward voices alighting in'glory on th4
Suminis of the past.-Goethe.
Lettinff Ian Down Eafty.
"I have a very unpleasant duty t(
perform," said the chief. "The man
agement desires to dispense with you
services."
The oflice boy heaved a deep sigb o
relief. "Gee!" he said. "I t'ought fo
a minnit youse was goin' to fire me."
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Took H1er Part.
"Why, Johnny, I am ashamed of you
]low could you take little Ethel's hal
of the apple away from her?"
"'Cause, ma, I ain't forgot what yoi
told me-to always take sister's part."
A Provident Mind.
He-I think I'll go and speak to you
father at once. Ile can't do more thai
kick me out.
She-It seems a pity to risk it, dent
In that good suit.-LIfe.
UnfaLVoPnble Conditions For Study,
".Inzel caime over tonight to stud
with me," explinied Dorothy.
"And did you (10 much studying?"
"Well, we would have if there hadn'
been so much to talk about."-.hieng
Post.
Iemember you must die. Let thi
not startle you, bit let it soften yol
whi!e there i, yet tilne to (10 som'.
good in Ihe '%vorld.-Schoolmaster.
Silenced Mama.
"Now," said the auxius mother
"you do not want to marry that re
porter. Think of having a husban
who never gets home until 2 or 8 i
the morning."
"But." said the shrinking maide.
"aren't all husbands like that? Pap
is not a reporter, and-and yet"
But the anxious mother declined t
listen.
ThiM In a Finney Sketch.
Mrs. Wiggles-Can you let me in
$2 to do a li-ttle shopping with?
Mr. WAiggles-Certainly, my dear, bu
I am af raid that $2 will'not he onnugl
Here is a twenty dollar bill.-Some:
ville Journal.
Original and Sudden.
Camera Fiend-Shall I take you. M
Passee?
Miss Passee-Oh, you original mar
I-low sudden!-H-ouston (Tex.) Post.
Whim(lin;C For Wind.
No sooner had we rounded the cap
'haun the wind dropped and we nearl
famiie to a standstill. Our "kamudi"
1. e., captaih and steersinan-did tM
best lie couldt do f'or us. but in vai
We were doomed to drift about som
hours without inuch 1)1*r0'ogress. I1
would whistle softly and enticingly C
would Change hi.-; tonle aid with poute
Iips whistio anlgrily ild icioisly fo
it wind that would not come to iel
Us 0on. i1av ofivin wonldered whil
enn Ihav-e bolet tIle origin of whistlinl
for (he wvind. Th-it the customl is o
tuidoub,(I 1,r:I-I"hal utility is the firi
belief' i ny'll: raoc's of' senlfare'rs. frot
thle Enis,h St2n (2itin to thle humbiil
.!a:l;y k:unlil. I wais 0n one' th''nsiO
very I I r 'uhl sp' l o to byit:i13 n enh in li
lhe I ih (I.h:melfor tip ll jwitli
in' a pu v.11 of w: und . 11 . t':h %i lt
whe :12t': ".il it' erb'cc conli
lnenees'ois in \leaim.itoo In No
thf2ei' 22 1:w: hi ' e e i faeil up it
nuino ol:'': ' hlai-ou expressi mon
in lun:' 'i ef i the I (ellency : of thi
1umde If \aisin the win ii lu sheiou
line' andwi: n Ibrook' hin mad ii. a
objet'lof s-.rision Soon ar minigh '
haukris we lwii' ain tie lite lo
itand whIf 1.1g ad Tinen.--Sidn.e;
cr liiiksIn Iin' s".\ Naualstikn wirt
Si lim taed a sv' e to,a gnl a ,l.
ht:.';'.witmhnr. het if0'01 he11 Ias hec
swied bolie :o uis121 on coin e umoltgIe<
ant oit :Io'i enitiet!hIm. Twey o.ti
hecame excelen .lh fi'em.-o ad Mc
ne rt!-:t ly !iand hinmn
A Defense of SlanW.
So far. from being an evidence of a
national levity and lagqk of seriousness
I slang is the language of sincerity. It
I Is the result of an instinctive effort to
get as far away as possible from every
thing like pretentiousness. It is the
I antipodes of bathos. It is the lan
guage of the whole people, because it
Is expressive Of tle national sense of
h1um1or10 th.t l, never 'o keen as when
it colteiplates with a joy likewise
) unutteiable the spectacle presented Vy
a fake exposed. It is blunt, it is crude,
r it Is bruta l solmevtmlll(.s, lbut it is alt ys
vierv. It directs against the citad 6l
of wvil th iniighty enginery qf laugh
L tjr. jj ..- 8 for our nascent abuses
di-mat satire of Martial and
. I: fazh-d to do for decadent
1Z.oe. i*rofe-sor IIeriman Spencer in
,i i . :' .lagazine.
'!ta Study of the Heart.
Iis iii iinioirs Adolf Kussmaul re
I c.:,lous story of a Heidelberg
bank:. ';'his banker was known for
his him;zbly, forbIdding manners; con
sequen'y I.r. Nuhn, the professor of
r anatomy. was much surprised one day
I when the b1anker came and sat with
him Ii a raIlway car anld, after a pleas
ant chat, asked himt all sorts of ques
tions, espechilly about the anatomy of
the heart. Tle next day he even called
by permission in the medIcal depart
dment and watclied the professor dis
sectilng one of Ihose organs. Then he
drove hivne, and a few hours later it
t becane known that Ie had committed
suicide by skillfully plunging a dagger
into his heart.
4A anlly Picture.
Copley, the English painter, was com
missioned by a wealthy Bristol mer
chant to palnt the latter and his wife,
"But I want to have my deceased wift
introduced as well," he said. The or
der was filled, but soon after the pa
tron, half in mourning, half in wedding
splendor, hurried into the studio. "I
have had the miifortune to lose my
second wife," declared he. "I wish tc
have Included in the portrait the lady
A who now take.! the head of my table."
The three wives are in the picture.
Appiireliension.
"Why, yes; mny boy is quite in
genious-in faet, lie is so interested i:
machinery that I'm afraid he may be
conme al inventor."
"Afrid ?"
"Yes; because, you know, if he should
invent anything of value the chances
are a hundred to one that somebody
else wIll miake all the money but of
R It.."---Jukdge.
Witinted tihe I,1mit.
Jones-If Mr. Oldboy makes any such
assertion I will denounce hin as a liar
President-Mr. Jones, I call you tc
order. Our bylaws do not allow yot
to go that far.
Jones--Then I call Mr. Oldboy a lial
as far as It Is permitted by the bylaws
of this association.
t
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