The times and democrat. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, December 25, 1908, Page 8, Image 8
WAYLAID AND ROBBED
s
RESPECTABLE COLORED FARM
ER KNOCKED DOWN AND
Robbed of His Cash by Tho Footpads
Between Sixty-Six and Branchville
oa Monday Night.
Monday nighit BranchyiHe^ was
' treated to a ?Sensation when itV. be
' came known that a man had been
he?d op and robbed after the roost
. approved style of high-say robbery
near Che town limits, says *he
3ranc*hviile Journal.
On last Monday Abraham Mays, a
fiaard working, respectable colored
farmer, wao lives a few miles out ?f
town, brought in some cotton which
lie sold, and pocketing hte hard earn
ed 'dollars he went * to Sixty-Six
where he", paid us a bill which he was
owing. ?
About nine o'clock, as he was com- j
itvg back to "Branchville, in a lonely
and dark pa.t of the road, a littte
?ways out of town he was stratied
by the command, "Hands up.'" In
another histanlt, a blow from . a
heavy club comfa arashing through
the darkm??t3, felling the poor darky
to the ground.
As -he arose a pistol was presented
by one assailant, while the. otb:u
yeot through his pocknts. relieving
1 im of afll the money he had left.
Ifc was tiu-n order* d to move on.
?and mope dead than alive, he finally
n&dhed town and told his story..
'No track of the robbers could be
found. AM the clue wnich he could
.gjvo to aid 'in the search for them
was that thl'ire were (two men whom
he thought by wTaat he could see of
them, were white and had bearded
faces. So flar they have not be^n
discovered. A severe gash severnl
iacbes <lcng above his left ear proves
the severity of the blow.
Mr. Spencer Very Sick.
A special dispatch to The Stnte
from Sparenburg saytsi, "Mr. D. C
Spencer, city editor of the Spartaa
pumg Herald, was operated upon to
rtay a*, the Spartanburg hospital for
A.:|?pon/5icitis. Mr. Spencer was takru
suddenly ill while at his desk Tues
dnjTr-njfifht. Today Ms physician di
agnosed -his case, and the operation
ft Mowed immediately. KJs c ?n
dtftion ?is mxcedingly oriticall and the
surgeons say it will be 4S hours be
fore the crisis will be reached. Mr.
Spewcer is from Oraneeourg and has
be^h. on the staff of The Herald Cn
iwo years. He has developed into an
excellent newspaper man and has
done splendid work for his paper.
He was married only a few mcjaths
. ago to Miss Nolan of Valftw Fall*."
* Wfe ?hope Mr. Spencer - will soon l> .?
bVtlier.
Death of Mrs. J. W. ?umper.
A lotlter from Springf^ld" to The
Sltia>be says one of the sad "l:st d-earhs
in the history of that community
wtts rtilaat of Mrs. J. Wade Jumper,
which occurred Tuesday morning,
at three o'clock at the Columbia
hospital. Tuesday three weeks asro
she was taken to the hospital to
?rd^rj-o ?n op<T*tion. After t?-o op
eration pneumonia and acute
Bfigbt's disease set in. which Te
stified' in (her dVfath after weeka of
fv?f/ering. The remains were
brought home Tuesday morning and
were -interred in the new cemetery.
Pev. W. Dukes conducting the
senirt's. Mr-. Jumper at her death
was in her 51st year, having been
born Sept. 1, 1S5S. She ieaves a
husband and six children to mourn
thoir ioss. Thte deceased's lov-.ble
qhacraoter and Christian devotion t>
r*?it,t* mode for hT friends in .this
world.
Knights of Pythias.
On teJ-jt Tuesday night Wie local
lodge of Knights of Pythias?' held
?heir ennual meeting and elected
the following officers for tnte ensuing
year:
T. F. Brant ley, C. C.
J. S. Bowman. V. C.
An'Vn?- Hydrick. P.
? M. E. Zweier. M. of W.
J. P. Mosley. M. at A.
~\ J. Hayd'en. M. of F.
W. F. Pattrey, M. of Ex.
I,. K. Stnrkie. K. of R. and S.
L. H. Shuler, I.' G.
J'. B. Eth"idge. O. G.
Bank of Bowman.
Ait the annual oeeting of 'the
p*<->ckholidovs of Che Bank of Bowman
held last we-k the following were
elected ?diroctors: F. A. Adden, C.
E. Foirey. E. N. Mittle, I,. G. Weafch
eirs "and S. H. West. The officers
elected for the following year: F.
A. Adden. president; G. E. Fairey.
vioe ptvsiden'*; E. N. Mittle, cashier,
and S. A. Fair 'assistant cashier.
The officers'. rftportis show that this
bank has had a most successful year
and after paying its-usual 8 per
cent dividend carried a nice amount
to "its' surplus fund.
Heroes and Heroines.
There is scarcely a community,
tiowev?r small, but has its heroes
and...heroines. Quietly, obscurely and
uncomplainingly they endurti suf
fering and bear great triaH and
they invariably meet the wcrld with
b? b**ave smile. None but the angels
record tractir life until they have
pas*ed away, b t they are just as1
'tru'y heroes as tin-, meu whore deeds
and saying0 are Ida:: ned forth in
gong aad story.
Branchville Fythians.
At a. meeting of the Knights of
Pythias of Branchville recently the
Hollowing officers were elected for
the ensuing year: C. C. Patterson,
C. C; C. W. Patrick, V. C; G. M.
Noblst. Prelaite; J. W. Black. M. of
W.; D. L. KhoaJ. M. of E.; R. II.
Straus, M. of F.; W. J. Barrs, 0.
G.; J. B. Dodenhoff, I. G.; G. W.
Reeves. M. of Arms; Abe Pearldtiue.
K. of R. und S.
FAUMl:i: SHOOTS FARMER.
Hart a Qua"rl About Hiring Some
Farm Hands.
.V<-\v!i'.T/*, L"C. 21.?Manuel K.
Oxner. a prominent farmer of
Kinards. who on Saturday was shot
at that place I y D. Luther Boozer,
:m ithiT v< > "1 known planter, is not
thought to re dangerously wound
i'd. th ?u?h h:< injuries are serious
ife was sfnek by two bullets, one
taking effect in his right foot and
another in Iiis light hip.
Tii3 trouble seems to have been
about hiring labor. Today Mr.
Boozer was in Newberry and gave
out a statement on being asked
a!?out the trouble. He says that
the trouble came about from .vir.
Oxner's 'hiring hands thai he had al
ready hind and had a written con
tract with; that Mr. Oxner knew
this, and in spite of the fact that he
had written a note to Mr. Oxner
tellinr: him of this contract and ask
ing him not ,to move the family, he
cT5d it anyrfrow; that this was not
the first time that Mr. Oxwrir had
tak m l.an lo nw.iy frcm him.
Suurday morning, when he drov:'
with T\!rc Boozer to Kinards wilh
intention of wining to Newberry,
Mr Oxner passed by where he was
hitching. He spoke to Mr. Oxner,
he says, and told him he. did not
think he treated him right in hiring
those hands and moving them. Mr
Oxner. in an angry tone, said it was
"none p? your business," and ad
vanced toward him with Ms right
hand in his pocket, in a hostile man
ner. Mr. Booker had been in bed
sick two wotrks and was too weak
to copo with Mr. Oxner, even if he
had known that he was unarmed,
and h<i* understood that Mr. Oxner
is accustomed to carrying a pistol.
So Ii? told Oxner to stand back, the
latter still advanced and Boozer
then shot him.?The State. .
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New County Election.
Tuesday afternoon the election
commissioners of Aitern county met
.t the court house and canvassed the
vote cast on (the new ooirnty ques
tion proposing Edisto county , on
the. 15tlh inst. The vote oast wao
as follows 4n the porcion of Aikon
county concprred:
For ?he mnr county?303.
f Airainst the. new county?301.
For the name of the county, Ed's
:o?398..
For connty seat?Wagner, 204
Perry, 116, Berlin, 29: Seivern. 42;
Center, 4.
As will be sew there are only two
vxrtes difference in the vote for aid
against. whLh however, is much
-hort of two-thirds. ^
No contest was mace, arid so far
as known the result is satisfactory
to all parftieia concerned.
St. Matthews Lots Sold.
Messrs. J. R. Ligon, of Sumter, and
Clarence Ligon, of Orangeburfe, re
cently bought the opeu field of
rwenty odd acres in front of Dr. W.
T. C. Bates' residence, at the East
ern limit of town. Avenues and
=;treelrs were promptly lard off and
building lots stakj-td. Last Friday
'Jhese gentlemen bad an auction
sale. A brass band ant! an immense
rowd were in 'hand. Auctioneer
Getringer, of Spartanhurg, -yas im
mensely ir/tfedrive. The St. Mat
thews oorrefsipondent of The News
md Courier says "the results were
ill that the most optimistic could
reasonably expect. The lots sold at
the. rates?according to location?
rr.il the way from one thousand to
fourteen hundred dollars the acre.
?Two-thirds of fcfch property was not
sold, bnt it is known that the portion
???v?Bed of has already realized a
profit on the investment .to the pur
chasers."
Longest and Shortest.
On last Tuesday night the local
?the year and Monday the shortest
day. This means for the northern
hemisph-rre that winter began short
ly before 7 oVIook MoncHv.iiKruing,
rlK- sun and earih at tint time lining
at the minimum poiot of separation.
Gosinning with last Monday night
the niglus bejrnn to shorten, and in
a littH' while we wi 1 ag-a'n have the
good old long summer days.
Visiting Friends.
Tb ? St. Maitthhws correspondent
of The News and Courier says.
'. Olin D. Wlannamaker, of Ohe
chair of English in the Woman's
Colege of Baltimore, and his v."ife ar?
hena for the Christmas holidays
with the former's relatives and
friends. Mr.-Wiannamaker was a
teacher in the Missionary College
of Canton, China, six years prior >o
his acceptance of an American pro
fessorclhip in Octol>9r."
Death of Mr. Aaron Evans.
The Calhoun Advocate says Mr.
Aaron Evans, an old and highly
respeoted citizen of the Bethel
neighborhood, out on R. F. D. No.
3, died at his home Saturday after
noon in 'his 77th year. He 'had
been 'in bad health for about one
year, but for the past three months
was confined to his bed for most of
the time. He was an old soldier who
did valiant service in the Confed
eracy.
Special Christmas Service.
Sj>eciai Christmas services will be
held at thin Baptist church next
Sunday. The pastor, Rev. George
Edward Davis, will speak on sub
jects pertinent to the Christmas sea
son. At 11 a. m. his subject will
be. "The Babe's Escape" Ait 7:30
Mi*. Davfa will speak on "Palm
RjeadSng." Special ;mu4ic will be
! by the choir. The public
cordially dnvitod.
Kicked in the Head.
Ja k Colter, of St. Matthews, -of
his skull crushed on Monday by be
ing kickfefd in the head by a mule.
\ successful operation was per form
ed by two physicians and Colter's
prospects fir recovery ire goocL
is about sixteen years o fage.
COLORED PREACHERS
WHERE THEY WILL PREACH
NEXT YEAR.
Appointments of the Northeast Con
ference of the A. M. E. Chnrch,
Which Met Here Last Week.
The following are the appoint
menits .made by the Northeafet Con
ference of the A?rioan Methodist
Episcopal Church, whioh recently
mjet in this city. This churoh is
composed entirely of colored people
and has a very large mh-imbership in
this section of South Carolina as
well as in other portions of the
State: '
Lancaster District.
Rev. J. N. Burke, presiding older;^
Lancaster station, W. D. King; Zion
Hill, P. Garner; Camden, J. A. Gam
ble; St. Phillip's, A. Isaac; High Hill.
R. E. Anderson; BLshopville mission,
0. R. Tindali; Kershaw,""" K. M. Ad
dison.
Wateree District.
I. W. Ulmsor, presiding elder; St.
Matthews, M. Warley; St. Phillip,
J. W. Collier; Antioch, W. E. John
son; St. Peters, P. H. Howard;
Wedgefi.lld, L. A. Wells; New Hope,
K. H. Harvis; St. Luke, E. W. Wil
liams; Allen chapel, H. D. Ramsey;
L'ewisville, L. Pyles; Center Hill. C
McWillie; Lim Store. J. D. Black
well; Ft. Mote. J. L. B:mbow; St.
Stephen, R .B. GOlder; Cain Savan
nah, C. C. Oonvers; Shiiloh. L. Chat
miar; Fulton mission, W. S. Strong;
New mission, I. Gray; St. John mis
-ion. G. Bradford; St. James, C. E.
Culcleasure.
Florence District.
L. D. Chavis, presiding elder;
Flomnce. Wm. Dozer; Mill Branch.
J. F-. Player; Cenitarville, A. B.
Thomas; Litle Rock. W. D. Wither
sponn: St. Luke. S. A. Robinson:
Level Green, D. J. Tuirpdn; Pine Hill,
T. S. Coe; Darlington, J. E. Hagin;
Cartensville, E. V. McBrid<?i; Mt.
Zion. J. M. Richardson; Dillon, W.
P. Warley; Brown Creek, B. Belser;
Oak Grove, R. H. Perrin; Baltimore,
John MeRae; Flortruce circuit, F. W.
Ambrose; Alderman mission, Wm.
MeGIH; Darlington mUesion, G. W>
Richardson.
Marion District.
H. C. DeLaine, presiding elder:
Marion, J. C. Watkins; North Mar
Ion, A. Richardson; Conway, A. G.
Starks; Marion circuit, J. H. Hunt;
Conway circuit, I: H. White; ' St.
Mary, E. W. Cooper; Robertson, G.
W. Spivey; Buckville, M. G. Cald
well; Salirtm, D*. W. Robertson; So
caster, Wm. ChaiMton; St. John, W.
P. Anderson; Little River, H. B.
jHW.er; Union, F. W. Jordan; Button
Neck, M. V. Roginson, Friendship,
R. S. Campbell; Bayboro, John Mis
snull.
Orangeburg District.
G. J. Hamilton, presiding elder;
Orangeburg, J. W. Muirph; Shiloh, T.
N. Pearson; Sr. Peter, Geo. C. John
son; Brown Chapel. W. S. Gamble;
Live Oak, D. A. Chestir; Branch
ville, W. W. McDuffee; St. Paul,
Thomas Brown; Feldenvflle, C. F.
Brogdon; Good Hope, L. L. Jackson;
Parlorsville. T. M. Summers; Beth"*!,
H. Banpimiar; St. John. W. J. Gntgg;
Jericho, W. J. Robinson.
Sumter District.
D. M. McGitl, i>residing elder;
SurWter, S. F. Flegler; Mayesville, M.
S. Felix; Bishop vil!]^ P. S. Mosley:
Magmolia, D. L. Ooe; Statesburg, J.
M. Martin; St. Paul, D. H. Allen;
St. Luke. J. P. Alston; Cuberlhoro,
A. W. Heyward; Unionvllle, D. P.
Pindergrass: Mt. Olive, D. C. Deas;
^bel-vt. T. C. McRae: Salem. Y. W.
Wrh'Wt: St.'Petfcer. L. J. "vvUlHams.
Sumicer mission, E. G. Jones.
Manning District.
W. M. Thomas, presiding elder;
Manning, John Adams; St. James, S.
7. McFadden: Liberty Hill, Edwin
WJalls: Laurel Hill, G. H. Brown;
Summerton, N. S. DeLaine; Oaks, B.
,T. Hodgu; Forre?ton, L. B. Murray,
Biggers, J. M. Harrison: Manning
circuit. J. L. Lindsay; Reevesviile,
P. W. Lewis; Jordan, Gibbs James.
Wrong Kind of Prosperity.
The St. Matthews correspondent of
rhe NlVs and Courier says: "There
Is much weeping, wailing and gnas!.
ing of teeth among the negro rent
iers over the gloomv prospects for
another year. It will be impossible
fnr many to pi It the usual lien. The
t xtrava-rant prices of fertilizers by
the trust and the l:>w price of cot
ton make their condition very dis
eonraring, indeed." No dou'Vt all ot
tbose rm+rr- who could vole ca*t
their ballots for Taft and just the
Vind of prosperity that has come to
them.
The Happy Home.
Tli.lre is sweet music in every
home jvh >re the heart strips arc
touched by gentleness and court
efcy. Thb mild word, the gentle
answiar, the tender act, the patient
consider.ateness. will touch ohords
of kindness and make sweet melody
in the family as everywhere. A des
olsfiq, dreary place is a home je
void of those little courtesies which
are practiced in the best -social life.
The above is true of Orangeburg as
of every other plac.-. Let us strive
10 make our homes happier during
l?09 than they 'ver were before.
Big Cotton Crop.
Thrro so'-rr-s to be no doubt now
but 'that the cotton crop this year
is much larger than it was last
year. The government report of
cotton einned up to date th.ut was
issued Monday, shows that then:
have been ll.Sit2.000 hales sinned,
which is m? r?? than r>00.000 bales
more than were madia during the
whole of last year. The glnners'
report issued on PeccTnlK*r 21 last
yeaT shows that 9,784.000 bales had
Weon ginned and the tolal yield for
last year was 11.326.8S2 bale/3.
COTTON GlNNt?
REPORT SHOW'S 'NEARLY 12,000,
000 BALES.
Number Last Year Was
and in 1908 11,112,000?South
' Carolina's Heport is 1,130,882.
Washington, Dec. 21.?A total of
1 1,892,115 running bales of cotton
ginned from the growth of 1908 to
December, 13, against 9,284.070 at
fJne Eame date of last year and 21,
269 active ginneries, against 27,
156 in 1907 ?were announced by the
census bureau in its report today.
The figures count round bales as half
bafles, and exclude Unters.
The bales ginned to December 13
aggregate 11.: 12.789 in 1908, and
^9,297,819 in 1905. The total 1907
Vrop was 11,057.822, of which 84
'per cent .was ginned to Decembrrr 13.
crop of 1906, 12.083,201. of which
a 55 einned to December 13, and
crop of 1905, 10,495,1 05, or 88.C
per cent by December 13.
The report*. includlls 510,209 roun i
bales for 1 908, 1 67,204 for 1 907,
and 243,096 for 1906. Sea island
?vales included aggregate 80.1 $? 7 by
States as follows: ?
Florida, 31,072; Borgia, 57,950:
.'?otrMi Carolina, 11,159.
The corrected irrtati?tlcs of the
nnantity of otftton ginned this sea
son to December ]', are 11,008,661
\ales. -The report of cotton ginned
to December 13 last, and the number
of active ginneries respectively by
Sf<a+os follow:
Alabama, 1,263,700 bales, and 3,
447 ginneries*.
Arkansas, 846,701, and 2,102.
Florida, 64,131, and 255.
Georgia, 1,896,-346. and 4,449.
?Kansas, Kentucky and Mexico, 1,
^00. and 5.
Louisiana, 434.741, and 1,681.
Mississippi, 1.440,012. and 3,454.
Missouri, 50,386, and 77.
North Carolina, 615,191, and 2.
724.
Oklahoma, 495,252, and 979.
^uth Oairdlina, 1,130,882, and 3
207.
Tennessee. 302.577. and 639.
Texas, 3,365,989, and 4,133.
Virginia, 11,767, and 117.
Separators.
Separators do much of the most
valuable work of modern farming
There is the gin for separating the
seed from cotton; the threshing ma
chine for separating wheat and oals
from the straw; bean, pea and clovor
Irullers for separating the seed .>f
those plants; the fanning mill for
separatin* dirt, chaff and foreign
seeds from the pure seed and finally
the last and one of the most im
portant separators, the cream sepa
rator. This wonderful invention en
ables the farmer (to separate the
cream from the milk as soon as it i.s
drawn and have the -freish warm
skim milk to feed to the calves or
pigs. The bulter fat brings a good
nric-e and by feeding something to
take its place with the skim milk
almost as good a calf can be raised
as with the whole milk. The churn
will yield more than In the old days
of hand skimniing, nor will the calf
as in those days be knocked in the
heed with the dash. If the butter fat
is sold to the creamery, the use ot
the separator makes fewer trips ne.>
e?sary with a much lighter load to
carry.. A one-horse buggy will haul
the cream from a two hours load of
whole milk. Then the skim mi!*
often comes back unfit for the
calves.
The Guessing^ Contest. .
The guessing contest of precious
stones a'9 advertised by Mr. J. T.
Wise, jeweler and optician, took
place at 6 o'clock on Wednesday
"evening. The correct .number tin
?he tub*' vas 1 795. Three per
sons guessed 1.S00, namely, Mrs. F.
P. Langly of Camnron, R. C. King
and Harry Bradell of this city. The
1 1.chest number gue.-sed was 1 3,440,
and Che lowest was 150. Over seven
hundred pernio repi^ttred th-Ir
iiames and address. The committee
which counted the stones agreed that
the numbrir 1, 2 and 3 be placed in
separate envelopes and the rontest
ants each draw an envelope from the
box. The two drawing num; er 1
and 2 were entitled to first and sec
pVini -r., nf oj-her the gold >ignet
pin or signet ring.
Pointed Paragraphs.
The devil has such a good time at
his regular business he never takes
any vacation.
A man's wife can't even keep h'm
on the water wagon by telling him
how her mother predicts: he will
fall off.
There's nothing a woman can wor
ry more about than her age after
thirty except the age of the unmar
ried daughters after 24.
A woman's idea of logic Is reason
ing out something wrong when you
might guess it right.
The average person can get more
genuine joy out of a grievance than
out of a blessing.
If they had all turned out men
the Lord would have kept creating
more in the hope of getting some
thing better, but when there was a
woman it was safe to stop.
The nearest the average mar. can
come to arranging a financial pro
gram for the n'ext year is to over
estimate his income and underes
timate his expenditures.
We are all for reform?if it
doesn't interfere with our financial
interests
Winter Is never so satisfying as
when we look forward to it in sum
mer.
The astronomer may be down on
his luck even when his business is
looking up.
Wisdom and love have never been
able to form an effective alliance.
The straight and narrow path
isn't a favorable thoroughfare with
1 crooked people.
HE TRIED IT ONCE
UNCLE HENRY GIVES HUSBANDS
SOME ADVICE
As to How to Manage Wives That
"Talk Back" and Ask Too Many
Questions.
"Man that is born of woman is
small potatoes and few In the hill,"
said Uncle Henry wearily when the
door closed and his wife left the
room. "He thinks he's 70-horse
power, but he's only a poor old one
horse.
"Adam had everything his own
way and nature was handing hiih
out straights and three of a kind
all the livelong day till the lady ar
rived on the scene and began to get
ready for the first cake and apron
sale. Then what happened to poor
old Adam? Well, by gracious, he
had to get out and dig! Son, take
it from me, we've been digging ever
since.
"Not that I mind] digging. 1
don";. But I'd like to do a little
talking, too, by gum! I'm going to
do it. You hear me! I'm working
on a system and if I stick around
a while we'll see.
"Now my wife, she's about the
average verbose. That is she's got
good wind, a pretty elaborate vo
cabulary and a willing heart. When
she makes a real business of it she
can comb things over some.
"She's one of the kind that keeps
still for a while until you've told
your little tale and then begins to
take a systematic interest in it. Shi;
asks questions. Honest, son, they're
the blamedest ones, they are?the
ones that ask questions.
"Then when you've got yourself
all tied up and you don't know for
sure whether you spend the evening
with a sick Elk or a live tiger she
gets her cold, fishy eye on you and
she says: 'Henry,' she says, 'it needs
a man with more originality than
you've got to get away with tfiat
Hans Anderson,' she says. 'Now you
listen to me?'That's what gets me.
I don't want to listen. It's tire
some.
"Now, of course, there are several
ways to beat that game. In the'first,
place you can get mad as a hatte;
and grab your hat and go out and
slam the door after you. That
works with some of 'em. Not wl".h
mine, though. ?
"I tried it once, and when I came
back an hour afterward the first
thing I heard when I cs.me in the
door was, 'And, Henry, as I was
saying?' I had interrupted her, bur
she came back stronger.
"There's another pretty good Idea
a fellow was telling me about, but
it don't work with mine. That's
sitting still while she is speaking
her little piece and saying, 'Yei,
dear,' and 'No, dear,' as nice as pie.
The fellow says they just natural'./
can't get used to having any one
agree with them and It takes the
wind all out of their sails. Well,
soa, it might. /I don't know. It
don't work with mine.
"There is one thought that I've
got a good deaj of faith in. I just
tried It oat a little to see how it
was going to work and I will say
that I got better results f-om it than
from anything I ever did.
"It's scientific. It's got a regular
kind of a name like. ? It is called
'The Gambler's Last Resort.' See
what I mean? It's based on the old
poker principle of doubling your
bets to recoup your losses.
"Listen here, son. This Is it:
"You come home some time and
you see there's something in the air.
You know from past performance'!
that the colloquial monsoon is about
to take place. Get that? You s^e.
the dark cloud9 looming on the do
mestic horizon and you hear the
distanfecrackling of the forked light
ning that is going to blast you to
your roots pretty soon. The air is
hush'-d ns th?,y say in the classics.
There is- something going to occur.
Well, sir, you don't get ready to
beat it. You decide to stay and
fight. That is, maybe you decide to
stay and fight. It depends on how
long you've been carried or how
much natural foolhardiness you've
got.
"Well, sir, she starts: she move .
She begins handing It to you from
both sines of her mouth. Tt's noth
ing short of wonderful where she
ever gets her ideas from, but they're
hits, son.
"She dallies with the inanities of
your boyhood, describes the teetotal
a&ininity of your present and casts a
few shrewd guesses over in the di
rection of your probable future. It's
pretty, son?like an electrical storm.
But it's dangerous.
"Well, here comes in 'The Gamb
ler's Last Resort.' When phe gets
going good give her a chance to get
her pace and sort of get oiled up.
Then sass her back.
"Eh?. That's an Idea for you?
But you never would have thought
of that, by gracious! Yes, sir; talk
right up to her. Get her madder.'
Get her hopping!
"See what I mean? Every timo
she comes to the end of a line where
you ought to s>hirer just spruce up
and act Bort of debonair. Say, My:
but your nose is red! You'must be
laced terribly, ui'dear.' Something
like that. See? Nothing definite
what she can hold you on. Just
kinder like you weren't paying much
attention.
"Well, sir, you'll be surprised.
She'll get so mad you can see the
sparks coming out of her eyes.
She'll talk fnsfor and faster, and
what she'll say will be more to the
point than before. Of course, if
you've got sentitive feelings 1
wouldn't advise you to try this out.
I Me, personally, I'm a hard old party.
"So you keep on getting her mad
der and madder and by and by she
is so plumb stuffed up that she can't
say a living word and you cash in.
It's a real good system If it's work
ed right. *
"Eh? Yes, indeed, I tried it.
Well, this Is to say, I began to try it,
but I didn't have so much luck as
I probably will have next time; that
is if I decide to try it again.
"What was the matter? Oh,
nothing much. Only the system has
got one weak feature. I found it
My capital didn't last long enough
to win. You got to have lots of
goods when you start doubling
bets." ?
PUT HUSBAND IN JAIL
And Then Ran Away With a Male
Boarder.
Bristol, Tenn., Dec. 17.?William
Hudson, who spent last night in tha
city jail here as the result of a
warrant sworn out by his wife, who
charged that he had threatened her
life, awoke to the full meaning of his
incarceration this morning when h.e
learned that his wife had eloped with
Ed Hyatt, a man who had been
rooming in his home and who as
sisted Mrs. Hudson In having her
husband locked up. Upon learn
ing the sequel this morning, Mayor
Rice ordered the release of Hudson
from prison and the latter went im
mediately in search of his only child,,
a baby who was taken by the elop
ers. *
Myself and Me.
I'm the best pal that I ever had,
I like to be with me;
I like to sit and tell myself
ThingB confidentially. ?
I often sit and ask me
If I shouldn't or I should.
And I find that my advice to me
Is always pretty good.
I never got acquainted with
Myself till here of late;
And I find myself a bully chum,
I treat me simply great.
I talk with me and walk with me,
And show me right and wrong
I never knew how well myself
And me could get along.
?I never try to cheat me;
I'm as trustful as can be,
No matter what may come or go,
I'm on the sqaure with me.
It's great to know yourself and have
A pal that's all your own;
To be such company for yourself,
You're never left alone.
You'll try to dodge the masses,
And you'll find the crowds-a joke,
If you only treat yourself as well
As you treat other folk.
I've made a study of myself,
Compared with me the lot,
And I've finally concluded
I'm the best friend that I've got.
Just get together with yourself,
And trust yourself with you,
And you'll be surprised how well
yourself ?"
Will like you if you do.
? George M. Cohan.
An Editor's Epitaph.
The following epitaph is found in
a Halifax Graveyard, England:
Her? lies an editor!
Sncoks, if you will;
In mercy, kind Providence,
Let him lie still.
He lived for his living; so
He lived while he lied,
When he could not lie longer
He lay down and died.
Dandruff Can be Easily Cured.
In fact, J. G. Wannamaker Mfg.
Co., the druggists, have a wonder
fully efficient hair restorer called
Parisian Sage which costs only 50
cents a bottle that is ?guaranteed
to cure dandruff in two weeks or
money back.
Parisian Sage is the discovery of
one of the world's greatest scien
tists, who, knowing the value of
Sage as a scalp cleaner and hair
restorer, combined it with other in
gredients in proper proportions, and
the result is the most: wonderful
hair tonic in the world.
Parisian Sage is a most pleasant,
daintily porfumed hair dressing, ard
besides curing dandruff, your drug
gist will return your money if it fails
to, stop falling hair or intching of
the scalp.
It will make hair grow, and wo
men who desire soft, beautiful and
luxuriant hair can have it In twe
weeks by using this famous, quick
acting preparation. The J. G. Wan
namaker Mfg. Co. sells It under a
guarantee. You take no risk.
Don't let any druggist tell you
he has something just as good a?
Parisian Sage. If you do aot live
within trading distance of the J
G. Wannamaker Mfg. Co. you can
get a bottle for 50 cents, all express
charges prepaid, from Giroux Mfg.
Co., Buffalo, N. Y.?
There is more Catarrh in this sec
tion of the country than all other
diseases put together, and until the
last few years was supposed te he
incurable. For a great many years
doctors pronounced It a local dis
ease and prescribed local remedies,
and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it
incurable. Science has proven ca
tarrh to be a constitutional disease
and therefore requires constitutional
treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney &
Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only consti
tutional cure on the market. It is
taken internally in doses from 1J
drops to a teaspoonful. It acts di
rectly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case It fails
tn pure. Send for circular and tes
timonials. Address: F. J. Cheney
& Co.. Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Drug
gists, 75c, Take Hall's Family Pills
for constipation.
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS.
PICKED UP ALL ABOUT BY OUR
REPORTERS.
What Is Happening in the Country
as Well as in the Cities and
Towns.
A right, real, merry-go-round,
happy Christmas.
We hope pv of our rmorchants ha ',
a fine Christmas trade.
There is mach eher in a kind
word and a "Merry Christmas.''
Merry, merry ChrMmas and '<t
happy, happy Kew Year to all.
The value of a Christmas gift lies
in the testimony it givtas of the af
ibo* that prompts it.
Here is hoping that there was not
a single empty stocking in Orange
burg county this morning.
Don't tank tip on whiskey during
Christmas. Keep sober and rem-.-tu
ber why the day is celebrated.
Beautiful and right it is that gifts
and good wishes should fill the air
like snow flakes at Christmas tidai
It is to be hoped that there is'no
truth in the old saying that a green
Christmas makes a full grave yard.
Some thief (entered the warehouse
of Messrs. Falrey & Weeks on Tues
day night and stole three sacks of
flour.
The St. Paul's Sunday School will
have their Christmas tree on Mon
day aftoToon. when nl the little
ones will be madia happy.
A mammoth oyster shell was put
in the Book Store window by Mr. W.
A. Mackey. It was taken from Boil
ing Springs in Barnwell county.
Mayho by January I, 1910, The
Times and eDrr.ocrat will bloom out
into a daily paper with p^rss dis
patches. Stranger things have hap
pened.
Single copieB of the three-times-a
week Times and Democrat will hi
sold for two cents. Some enterprli
ing nevs boys could make nion<v
selling them w Me make great re
duction to them.
The first isstv? of the three-times
a-week Times and Democrat will an- *
pear Tuesday, Jan. 5. From thac
?date on you should receive the
paper every Tuesday, Thursday an I
Saturday.
The Times and Democ-at went to
press a little earlier yesterday rhan
usual in order that all connected
with it could have a little holiday.
The paper will be issued next week
as usual.
A new lodige of Knights of Pyth'as
will be organized a ihont listance
out 'from Orangeburg In the near
future. It will ba known as Thorn
well lodge and will meet at Barton
Hall.
Think of a newspaper being de
livered at your home for less than
one cent'a copy. That is just what
Th!a Times and Democrat will do
far its subscribers next year. One
hundred and fifty-six papers during
the year for only $1.50. It is thi
cheapest country paper in tit
Stall.
One of the Inadine- imr? hants of
Oi uigeburg in complimenting o(,r
enterprise in giving our subscribers
a three-timcs-a-week paper at the
price of a wneMy, remarking thai
The Titi'.'vs and D< mccrat had always
been ab ut ten years in advance of
the town. We appreciate such com
pliments.
If yn i are not already a subscrib
er to The Times and Democrat, sen-T
or liri-.g 25 ce'tts and get. the three
timirs-a-week Ti'nes and Demon :i,:
for two months and <;ee how you
like it. We will send you twenty
four copies of the jsiper .for 25
'?nits which will enable you to
judge it.
Everybody owes it to hin $o]f and
to- others to get the host good out
of lifo, but bow to get ir is the
question. Certainly it is not to 1>3
acquired by finding fault and : 'ms
ing nthi.is. Rather is it to be fount
by cheerful pnrformiPg our dally du
ties, by dolns? good and by taking
our proper place In the wcrlj.
"The consummate scoundrel who
swiped the editor's oniy turkey is
deserving a worse fate than those
doomed to writhe and wriggle
through the countless a$"ps of eter
nity in the storm centre of hades."
The above is what thl* editor of the
Lancaster News said ahout the
rlrief who stn'.e bis Christmas tn.r
k.-y.
A churdh enitertainment will be
given at Gerizin church near Vance
on Thursday affl1rno*n, Dec. 31,
commencing at three o'clock. There
vill be no admission tec charged, but
the ladies will sell refreshments. In
cluding oysters for th'?\ puropse of
raising money to carpet the church.
The public is cordially invited to
attend.
Mr. D S. Murph. Uil.i efficient su
perintendent of education for Cal
houn county, will deliver the an
nual address on' Lie's birthday be
fore the St. Matthew's Chapter, U
D. C. We feel sure it will be some
thing worth hearing as Mr. Murph
i<i a talented young gentleman and
he could not have a more inspiring
theme.
The fact that Christmas giving is
an exchange of things often not
rtileded, and that it tends to mutual
loss rather '.ran mutual gt-in?which
Is the law of barter?elevates it far
alKive trade. The perennial benev
whlch lindtfj Its expression in
Christum; &l**inz has the stamp of
the divine and the, spiritual upon
It, and it argues that there is sorae
~ more in man than the mere
mater!.al:st sTtes there.