The times and democrat. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, October 16, 1908, Page 3, Image 3
The Puzzler
No. 275.?Riddle.
2'm found ;within the schoolroom bright.
And how the schoolboy hates me,
T*t, racing: home from school at night.
How eagerly he waits me!
I'm found In halls of congress, too.
Where sit the sage and grandee;
They who oppose all measures new
Find nie at times quite handy.
Two of us were prepared of yore.
Done by a great lawgiver;
Mankind bos conned us o'er and o'er,
"Twill ohertah us forever.
?Youth's Companion.
No. 275.?Wine Merchant's Puzzle.
"Here's a clever little problem," said
Oka wine merchant:
-In einptyiug that barrel of 31M.? gal
lons I drew five times as much wine
with the three quart measure as with
like two quart The only other measure
ased was the five quart, and since 1
4sew only full measures, who can tell
jx&t how much wine I drew with each
?*f the three measures?"
No. 277.?The Postman Knocks.
The postman knocked at the door and
?st? the following letters: L To one
?? the presidential candidates a letter
which made him one of the New Eng
land poets. 2. To our son Joseph one
which mads him a Hebrew prophet. 3.
{tee to an early American Quaker and
atade him a coin. 4. Oue to the first
born son and made him a British nov
elist. 5. One to an American writer of
stories and poems and made him a
soted British poet. 6. Oue to a writer
ef a New Testament epistle and made
Urn a court official. 7. One to an Irish
?ovellst and made him a game bird.
No. 278.?Hidden Fish.
What strange sounds. Hark. Is that
not a call for help?
His idol. Fhineas Cobb. had fallen.
The bell Is ringing. Are you coming?
Her tears melted bis marble heart
Take those books, Kate. You will
enjoy them. I know.
He knew be was a thief, lying to
keep out of jail.
James was taking old Jones borne.
There it was, a tunic, odd In color.
Did Ml*. Smul let you have his boat?
No. 279.?Word Square.
L Botanical term, fructification with
out leaves. 2. A ship of the desert 3.
To change for better. 4. Plural of pen
ay. 5. An older person.
No. 280.?Syncopations. ?.
Take out the middle letter from each
?f these words of five letters and from
to bend down leave to obstruct; u
spring and leave a baptismal vessel;
sounds of the voice and leave a part
of the, foot; a moving force and leave
a marsh; a laborer on railways and
leave a fieet: an idle fancy and leave
a small measure: to wed and leave a
girl's name: evergreen, trees and leave
?pastry; a loud cry and leave closed:
eats and leave coin stamps.
Bouts Rhymes.
A game in which each player writes
?b a slip of paper four or more words
that rhyme alternately, as "boy. long,
toy. strong."
The slips are then mixed. Each play
er draws oue and must then write a
?erse whose lines end in order with
Hie words he has drawn.
The number of words and the order
in which they rhyme may be agreed
?upon before beginning the game, and
the subject of the verses may also be
^given out thus adding to the difficulty.
The game Is French, as the name,
mlng rhymed ends, shows. It is
illed "endreimsplel" in German. The
following verse is said to have been
written by Horace Walpole on drawing
I the four words "brook, why, crook. I:M
THE GENTLE SHEPHERD.
I sits with my toes in u brook.
And if any one asks me for why
I hits 'Ira a rap with my crook.
And " 'Tis sentiment kills me," Bays L
Key to the Puzzler.
No. 2G9.?Buried Proverbs: The Ini
tials of the words give these proverbs:
1. Hast? makes waste. 2. Riches have
wings.
No. 270.?Double Charade: Here-now,
where-no. nowhere.
No. 271.?Illustrated Rebus: Once
spon a time two bears started forth to
see the world, but they saw a huge dog
sod ran home as fast a.< possible
No. 272.?Diagonals aud Double L>e
seadtngs: Diagonals, spare and stair.
Qross words: 1. shear; 2. sprig: 3. class;
4, store: ?, stone.
No. 273.? Broken Words: Arm our?
armor; sat in?satin: must ache?mus
tache: brigaud?brig aud.
No. 274.?When U Came In: 5. Fond,
found; gad. gaud: gilt guilt: font, fouut;
Tonn, forum: knot, knout; lad, laud; lot,
lost; bond, bound.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
2a used nearly everywhere, because
It not only heals Irritation of the
throat and stops the cough, but it
drives the cold out of the system
through its laxative principle by
assuring a free and gentle action ot
the bowels, and that is the only
way to cure a cold. You can't cure
it as long as you are constipated.
Insist upon Kennedy's Laxative
Cough Syrup. Sold Ly all druggist.
Buy Kodol today. It is guaranteed, j
Sold by all druggist.
THE DISCONTENTED GIMLET.
How a Discontented Tocl Was Made to
Cease Complaining.
Once upon a time a Gimlet In a car
penter's basket was in a bad temper
and began to talk like this: "I am sick
of this life. I get no chance at all. All
the other tools In the basket have fine
work to do except myself. There is the
Ax that hews the trees of the forest;
there is the Plane that smooths the
tables of princes; there Is tbe Chisel
that carves the cornices of palaces,
fcut poor little me! I am always fret
ting and fidgeting, boring one little
hole after another, and whenever I
have made one a great Nail comes
rnshing in and takes all the credit as
if he had made the hole for himself.
I am really very badly treated, and I
have made np my. mind that If I can
not do some bigger work I'll not do
any at all."
Out poked the long nose of the Ham
mer. "What Is that you say. yon silly
little Gimlet? You think your work Is
not worth doing, but you forget that
there Is scarcely a tool In the basket
which our master uses more than your
self. You forget, my dear little Gimlet
that many of the tools you envy so
may find their work done by other
The Saw will bring down the oak al
most as well as the Ax, and the Adz
If you use It carefully, would do the
work of the Plane pretty well, and even
the Knife, though he is sometimes de
spired because he is so cheap, yet does
quite as well as the Chisel for can
ing. But no tool In the chest can do
your work except yourself, for you
know that even your cousin, the Au
ger. Is useless for 3-our tasks, as nei
ther Nail nor Screw will hold after he
has made a hole. So, Friend Gimlet,
crumble no more, but be content and
do your useful work as well as you
can. for it Is to you that our master
trusts for making his joints hold with
out splitting and for all his work being
neat and solid."
The Shifting Brick.
A very curious and Interesting form
of optical illuHlon is well Illustrated
by what may be called "the shifting
brick."
The central brick, drawn to show all
its edges, as though it were made of
glass, will assume the form Indicated
b3* one or other of tbe smaller bricks
at its right and left, according to the
way in which tbe eyes accommodate
themselves for the moment to one pat
tern or to the other. If you do not see
this at first look steadily for awhile
at the pattern you desire.
Bible Conundrums.
Why could they not play cards In the
ark? Because Noah sat on the deck.
Why was Noah a disappointed rat
catcher? Because It was forty days
before he saw Ar-a-rat
What did Adam plant first in tbe
garden of Eden? His foot
What man in the Bible bad no fa
ther? Joshua, the-son of Nun.
When was money first mentioned in
the Bible? When Noah took the green
back into tbe ark.
Who was the first man that bore
arms? Noah.
The Baby Bantams.
My little banty Mary
Has tiny babies eight:
Their papa's name is Jerry
He stands Inside the gute.
My little banty Mary
Is careful with her chicks;
She takes them in the garden
And scratches there and picks.
But when a hawk comes flying
Above the garden lot
The bantics hardly know then
If they are safe or not.
They never, never tarry
When banty Mary calls.
But. fluffy, white and downy.
They fly like cotton balls.
And so my baby bantles
Have never come to grief.
For Mary hides them safely
Beneath a cabbago leaf.
And In the evening, after
The banty chicks are fed.
They nil are tucked up snugly
in Mary's feather bed.
Is. This the Line?
Hiss Cod?Freddy Scales promised
I to drop me a line today. I wonder If
[ this is itV
The Riddler.
Can yon name two words where the
Sve vowels follow In successive order?
"Facetious" and "abstemious."
What words may be pronounced
quicker and shorter by udding another
syllable to them? "Quick" and "short."
What word of five letters can you
take the first two letters from and
have one remain? "Stone."
Chronic Constipation Cured.
One who suffers from chronic
constipation is in danger of many
serious ailments. Foley's Orino
Laxative cures chronic constipation
as it aids digestion and stimulates
the liver and bowels, restoring the
natural action of these organs.
Commence taking it today, and you
will feel better at once. Foley's
Orino Laxative does not nauseate
or gripe and is very pleasant to
take. Refuse substitutes . Lowman
Drug Co., A. C. Dukes.
A Big Auction Sale.
15 City lots, 6 three room cottages, and 54 acres farming land within one mile of City
limits for Sale at Public Auction to the highest bidder.
Sale to take place in front of Court House on 1st Monday in November immediatedly
after sale of lands^ by Probate Judge.
A great opportunity to secure a home or to make a paying investment.
Terms: 1-3 Cash and balance in payments to suit purchaser.
Any information desiredabout above property will gladly be furnished by the undersign
ed.
33. JVC. FOJEfBHs/L^JST.
iVm. V. Izlar. J. Stokes Salle;
Fire
Insurance.
ZLAR & SAUEV
We represent the
The Home Insurance Co.
Liverpool and London and Globt
German American
Continental
Northern Assurance
Phoenix
and Georgia Home.
The Strongest Combination in thf
State. ,
TOE DRUG STORE
is the one place on earth
where it is unsafe to look
for "Bargains."
If you are satisfied with
getting the worth of your
money, the best Medicine
it is possible to compound
from the highest grade
drugs; jd the services of
an exi?erienced Pharma
cist you will send your
Doctor's Prescription to
J. 0. Waonamaker
MTg. Co.
STERLING
SILVERWARE
IHd you know t ?' Tto?-->
can place bet?re yoi ? n 'Ty o*
dependable goods *n -**?rlinj;
Silverware?
We do not toactt tpytbing
that we are not glad to ^o^n
tee?and haudle -i????t*??? t>><*
tho output of the ? '- xoo^n
makers.
Now, it ought tri e th a
good deal to you this.
You need never h^"; about
the probable quality i>0 ?r-thin^
in this line if you 0*?*e "e for
it?because we at-.?.im *U re*
sponsibility, an'* ?uivelf
guarantee our StenJ.tc ~Vv.?r?
ware.
There may he tm - t jj, a?
Silverware unccrtiir*j?*v br*
you couldn't get tl er . ?, of*
mutter how badly /on wanted
them.
H. Spahr & Son. j
46 W. Russell. Street.
I
ORANGEBURG. S. C. {
Now Is The Time
to get n HAY RAKE at COST.
I am not going to handle hay
rakes any longer and will sell
stock on hand at cost.
A fine lot of one and two horse
wagons at greatly reduced prices.
CALL AT?
L. E. RILEY'S
COME ONE! COME ALU!
Once again we ask you to let us place at your
disposal our stock of well selected :: :: :: ::
' DRESS GOODS, CLOTHING AND SHOES
Come in and examine, we wi)1 do our best to gi/e you prompt service, tho
we often have to ask you to wait just a few minutes, however we try to make
it profitable for you when you wait, our immense trade this season has been a
source of great pleasure, we feel proud of it, and must thank our many
friends and customers for their share of it. We do at least think we have the
best line of goods ever carried before and are doing our best to keep the line
up-to-date in every respect. We are. continually getting in each week new
goods, and this week we have received a fresh supply of DRESS GOODS which
puts our stock in the "Pink of Condition."
We are allowing a beautiful assort
ment of Cotton Dress Fabrics,
Galatea Cloths, in all .new solii
colors and tbe two toned stripes m>
much used for coat suit goods: are
27 inches wide, at.. ..15c
20 pieces of Wool Finished Suitings,
in Garnets, Browns, Grays and Blues;
lovely Imitation of $1.00 a yard
goods, at.15c
50 pieces of New Cliambrnys und
Ginghams, all the solid shades of
Browns, Blues, and extra liuo for
school dresses, washes well, at
only.10c y:l
Ontings and Flannel Is, every color
and quuUty, yard . .5c, 6c, 8c, 10c
40-inch Sea Island, the best value
ever offered, at .5c
36-inch light Outing ,fine for night
gowns and underwear, 8c. This val
ue is 12 l-2c, our price.Sc
CLOAKS?We must say a word about
onr Cloak Deportment?It is filled
with tne very nicest the market af
fords. The line has all styles?the
loose flttihg, sane fitted, or the long
close fitted Cloaks, so much in de
mand at present; prices run
from.$15.00 to $17.50
We are showing a nice line of Far
Neck Pieces, for $1.00 to $10.00.
We have grea values io oiler yon in
these.
DON'T FORGET to try u sif ftV?
Clothing you need. We show avery
complete assortment, the equal of
any store in Orangcburg, Prices
just a bit cheaper; try us and be con
vinced. .
Our Stocks of Hats and Caps wiU
surely please. ..
CRAWFORD SHOES for men; every
style; stock of sizes and styles are
complete right now.$4.00 ?
WE FILL MAIL ORDERS.
MOSELEY'S.
Land for Sale.
400 ACRES in Willow township,
Orangeburg County, 3 miles from
Norway and 4 miles from Cope,
S. C; 250 acres cleared, in fine
state of cultivation; 7 tenant
houses; no residence; healthy lo
cation; some timber lands; clay
sub-soil and well drained. Will
go at a bargain to a quick buyer,
on terms of one-quarter cash and
balance in from ono to five years.
?ALSO?
71 ACRES in Willow township, *0
acres cleared, balance in timbers
and margins: good dwelling
barn and stables, and other out
buildings. A choice piece of
property, and will bo sold at a
low price.
? \LS<??
ACRES, 1% miloa north of!
Norway, S. C, 13 acres cleared,
bbalance in good timbers and mar
Kins; no buildings. A quick buyer
can get this property at a very
low figure. For prices aud terms:
Apply to
J. T. O'NEAL,
Real Estate Agent,
Bamberg, S. C. j
LOST?One hound dog, while and
black, neaifly 8 mouths old,
answer to the name of Watson:
last seen at Livingston station.
Finder will notify J. W. Neese.
Neescs, S. C, aud receive liberal
reward. 2t-* ?
The'College is under new management, and tbe best of teachers will be em
ployed' The courses of study are thorough and practical, and canjbe completed
in.a moderate length of time and at a moderate cost
There was never sudh a demand for competent Fook-keepers and stenograpb
ersPas!there is now* Wiite us today for our announcement giving full particu
lars concerning our courses of study. Address
Orangeburg Business College.
ORANGEBURG, S. C.
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