The times and democrat. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, February 04, 1908, Page 4, Image 4
NEW LABOR LAW
As ft Passed the House on Last
Thursday Morning
IN PLACE OF OLD LAW
Which Has Been Declared Unconstitu
tional By Both Federal and State
Courts?it Has Been Designed to
Stand the Test of the Courts and
to Regulate the Labor on the
Farms.
Besides killing the prohibition bill
the House Thursday acted on another
very mportant measure, passing to
third reading without debate the bill
prepared by the judiciary committee
providng a labor contract system to
take the place of the law declared j
unconstitutional by both Federal and
State courts. The full text of the
bill as it passed the House as fol
lows:
Section 1; That any person who
shall hereafter contract with another
to render him personal service of any
kind, and shall thereafter fraudulent
ly, or with malicious intent to Injure
his employer, fail or refuse to ren
der such service as agreed upon, shall
bo deemed guilty of a misdemeanor.
Section 2. That any person who
shall hereafter contract to secure
from another personal service of any
kind and to compensate him there
for. and shall thereafter fraudulent
ly, or with malicious intent to in
jure his employee, fail or refuse to
vscure such service or to make com
pensation as agreed upon shall be
deemed guilty of a misdemeanor.
Section 3. That the failure of
either party to such contract to per
form the obligations assumed by him
hereunder. without sufficient cause
and to the injury of the other, shall
be prima facie evidence, in prosecu
tions under sections 1 and 2 that he
violated such contract fraudently and
with malicious intent to injure the
other party.
Section 4. That any person who
shall hereafter contract with another
to render personal service of any
kind to him, and shall thereafter
fraudulently and with malicious in
tent to injure the employer, produce
advances in money or other things
of value from him, with intent not
to render the service agreed upon,
and who shall thereafter with like
intent fail or refuse to perform the
service agreed upon, shall be deem
ed guilty of a misdemeanor. Proof
of the fact that the employee enter
ed into the contract, without suffi
cient cause to the injury of the em
ployer, shall be prima facie evidence
of the offence herein described and
declared a misdemeanor
Section 5. That any person who
shall hereafter contract with anoth
er to reoeive from him personal ser
vice of any kind, to compensate him
therefor and to make advances to
him and shall thereafter fraudulent
ly and with intent to injure the
employee secure the benefit of such
service in whole or in part, and with
like intent fail or refuse to make
the compensation or advances agreed
upon, shall be deemed guilty of a
misdemeanor. Proof of the fact that
the employer entered into the con
tract, received the benefit of the
employee's service, in whole or in
part, and failed to make the compen
sation or advances agreed upon, with
out sufficient cause, to the injury of
the employer, shall be prima facie evi
dence of the offense herein described
and declared a misdemeanor.
Section 6. The contracts referred
to in this act may be either verbal
or in writing; if in writing they must
be executed with the formalities re
quired by section 355 of the Code,
A. D., 1902; if verbal, they must be
witnessed by at least two disinter
ested witnesses; and the terms of I
the service contracted for must not
exceed one year.
Section 7. That upon conviction
irr a court of competent jurisdiction
of any person charged with any vio
lation of this act, the person so con
victed shall be punished by a fine
not exceeding $100, or by imprison
ment not exceeding 30 days for each
offense.
Section 8. That this act is not in
tended and shall not be construed to
protect any of the parties to, or pun
ish the violator of, any contract or
matter connected therewith, where
the inducement or consideration of
such contract is money or other
thing of value advanced to the em
ployee prior to the actual commence
ment of service thereunder All such
contracts are hereby prohibited and
declared null and void.
Section 9. That all acts and parts
of acts inconsistent with this act be
and the same are hereby repealed.
Section 10. 'ihat this act shall go
into effect immediately upon ap
proval by the governor. t
Two Fires.
There were two small fires on
Sunday. The first occurred about
half-past ten o'clock at the home of
a colored family on Green street.
The fire had made pretty good Head
way before the firemen reached the
scene, but they soon put it out. The
second fire was at the residence o
Mrs. Stokes on Church street, but
?was extinguished without the aid oT
the fire department. Both fire; were
caused by sparks falling on the roof
from the chimney.
Meeting Postponed.
On account of the very inclement
weather Friday, the Woman's Tem
perance Meeting has been postponed.
The meeting will take place this af
at the home of Mrs. L. P. McGee.
The ladies of all the churches are
invited to attend.
LIST OF LETTERS.
Those Remaining Unclaimed in the
Orangeburg Postoflice.
List of letters remaining unclaim
ed in the Orangeburg Post Office
for the week ending Feb.3, 1908.
Persons calling for these letters will
please say they are advertised.
A. D. Webster, P. M.
Earnest Ayers.
Prof. F. J. Best, Miss Maggie
Bookard, Mrs. Lizzie Brown, Miss
Lizzie Brown.'
Willie Chennei, Stephen Coards,
Miss Eliza Copeland, William Crum.
Mrs. Susan A. Daniels, Miss Mag
gie Darby, James Davis, Mrs. Sarah
Jane Davis, Frank Davdson.
Isaac Edwards, E. D. Elkins.
Frank Fougle, Napoleon Funde
burg. ?
Mrs. Ellen Gilehirst, Florrie Glov
er, Miss Rosa Glover.
Miss Lottie Hall, Mrs. Hannah,
Miss Essie Haines, Mrs. Eve Har
rison, Miss Minnie Holmes, Adam
Huggins.
Miss Ida eJnkins, Violet Johnson,
Miss Sallie Johnson, W. J. Jones,
Mrs. Annie Jones.
James Keitt.
Miss Jessie Lawson, Mrs. William
Lawton, Mrs. Laura Layton, Irvin
Lebrew.
Willie McLeod, The Misses Miller,
Plez ore.snhJoohr-en-o,sParler ughH
Plez Moore.
Mrs. A. K. Phelps,
Hugh Parier, Mrs. A. H. Phelps,
Miss Mary Pure, Lettie Prince.
Dr T. M. Riley, Miss Eola Robin
son.
Wiillie Samuel, Miss Lythia Shui
er, Miss Estelle Simmons, P. M.
Small, Miss Carrie Summers.
Master Joseph Thompson, John
Truwell, Belle Tucker.
Miss Delorah VanNoor'.en.
Miss Rosa Walker, Estella Walker,
Mrs. Francis Wamon. Chas. Watson,
Mrs. Mafamine Williams, Elizabeth
Willison.
WILL BE HERE SOON.
The Schubert Symphony Club and
Lady Quartette.
We have it on good authority that
negotiations are under way for a per
formance in our city about Feb. 24,
by that pleasing musical organiza
tion?The Schubert Symphony Club
and Lady Quartette of Chicago.
Many of our readers have heard
this popular company and no doubt
everyone knows of the high favor in
which its eight years of success has
placed it. The great variety and
popular character of ths company's
program has endeared it to the
hearts of American music-lovers, un
til today it stands undoubtedly first
in their affections.
Their new program is said to be
the best they have ever presented and
no doubt their house will be large
here if they are secured for an en
tertainment.
Notice to Subscribers.
We wish to get all of our sub
scribers paid up in advance, and to
that end we are sending notices to
many who are in arrears and many
who are not. It will be seen by the
notices we are offering liberal in
ducements to get all subscribers on
the paid in advance list. We are
virtuall required to do this by the
Postoffice Department, and we hope
every subscriber will see the neces
sity of complying with the new rul
ing of the department. All those
who are in arrears to any extent on
the first of April will have to be
dropped. So come up friends, and
pay up on the liberal terms we are
offering you.
Valentine Party.
The ladies of the Hospital Asso
ciation and those of the Foreign Mis
sion Society of the Methodist Church
will combine to give a Valentine Par
ty on the afternoon of February 14.
There will be a post office and fun
galore for the little ones, and a plen
ty to interest th bis ones. A silver
offering will be received at the door
for the Hospital Association from
friends inclined to donate something
to that cause. Light refreshments
will be served at a nomnal charge.
The place where this entertainment
will be held will be announced later.
Doing Very Well.
Mr. Walter Boyleston, who was
shot and dangerously wounded last
Tuesday evening just across the riv
er bridge and was immediately taken
to the Columbia Hospital for treat
ment, was operated on last Thurs
day. The bullet was found in his
right shoulder just below the skin,
havng ploughed its way through the
left lung. The wound in the hand
gives him some trouble. It is thought
that the young man will recover.
Itucsse Has Gone.
Carlton Buesse. who so admirably
managed the Orangeburg Base Ball
Team last season, will manage the
Spartanburg team this season. It
is understood that he will get a very
handsome salary. Buesse is a gen
tleman, and, while we regret to lose
him, we are glad that he lias se
cuerd a better place than we could
afford to give him. We hope he will
win the penant for Spartanburg.
lecture Postponed.
Unavoidable circumstances have
prevented Miss Head from reaching
the city, and, therefore, her lecture,
which was to have been delivered
today, has been postponed. The date
of her coming will be made known
later when citizens will have an
opportunity of hearing the subject of
Home Mission Work presented by
this talented lady.
Stowers Signed by Macon.
Stowers, who pitched good ball for
Orangeburg last season, hrvs been
signed by Macon, Ga., and will pitch
for that club this season. Stowers
is a good pitcher, and we all wish
him great saccess in his work for
Macon. (
A LONG FELT WANT
The City Council Wiii Establish
House of Rest
Where Visitors from the Country
Will Find a Pleasant Resting Place
After Shopping.
When the City Council determin
ed to establish a convenient place
in the city where our country friends
could find a pleasant and convenient
resting place they supplied a long
felt want. As we understand it, the
place is to be fixed up more especially
for ladies and children. They need
such a place. There they will find
fire where they can warm, and other
conveniences that ladies f.nd chil
dren need while away from home.
We are certain that the people in
the country will appreciate and
make use of the rooms provided for
tnem. The rooms will be located in
the city building on Russell street
near the coruer of Doyle.
The Times and Democrat sug
gested the establishment of such a
place two years ago, and we are glad
that is's suggestion is to be carried
out. Other cities have such places
and they work well, and there is
no reason why it would not work
well here. The matter was brought
up in the City Council meeting by a
petition from the Civic League mak
ing recommendations for certain im
provements. Thc.e recommendations
lead to a line of discussion, which
lead up to the establishmnt of the
Home of Rest for country folks who
may visit the city on shopping tours
or other business. The matter of de
tail was referred by the City Coun
cil to the committee on city property,
of which the Hon. I. W. Bowman is
the Chairman.
Mr. Bowman has requested the co
operation of the Civic League in
the establishment of the House of
Rest, and that organiation will do all
it can to make the movement a suc
cess. A meeting of the committee
and representatives of the League
will be held on Thursday aiternoon,
when the preliminaries for carrying
out the wishes of the city Council
regarding the matter will be arrang
ed. Mrs H. C. Wannamaker and oth
er ladies of the Civic League are en
thusiastic in the matter and will
fully co-operate with the city in the
good work.
Only the first floor of the bulding
will be used, as that will be sufficient
for the purposes the city have in
view in establishing the house. The
city will purchase such furniture
as'will be necessary for the fitting up
of the several rooms and have it
placed In them. Nothing on an elab
orat scale will be fixed up, as the
idea aimed at is for comfort, and
there is no necessity to go to any
expense in fitting up the building.
The rooms will be in charge of a
matron who wiil always be in at
tendance to see that those who visit
them will be well taken care of.
Important Meeting.
Some changes in the means of
raising money for the proposed Hos
pital have recently been advanced,
hence a public meeting is desired to
further discuss same. Such will be
held at the Court House Wednesday
afternoon, at half-past 3 o'clock. It
Is earnestly hoped that a goodly
number will be in attendance. The
ladies would be glad to see more in
terest and encouragment shown by
the physicians of the city and desire
that they will all be at the Court
House Wednesday afternoon to co
operate with them n this work. By
order of the President:
? Mrs. A. C. Ligon,
Secretary.
Gave Leg Bail.
Bolsy Jones, who was put on the
chain gang sometime ago for vagran
cy has knocked the dust of the town
from his feet and skipped for parts
unknown, where he will stay. It
is the plan of Acting Mayor Lathrop
in sending parties to work on the
streets for vagrancy not to put chains
on them, and it is not a hard matter
for them to get away, which is the
very best thing for them to do so far
as the city is concerned. We know
of no better plan to get rid of "un
desirable citizens."
Before Day Clubs.
A radical bill was passed by the
House of Representatives last Thurs
day. It was introduced by Mr. Rack
er of Anderson and is said to be
aimed principally at what is known
as "Before Day Clubs," and other
mischief breeding assemblies of ne
groes. The bill requires that all
such secret societies pay a license
and makes attendance upon any so
cieties of this kind that does not
hold a license a misdemeanor.
Six Weeks More Winter.
Sunday was "ground hog" day, and
as the day was bright and clear he
saw his shadow and at once made
tracks for his burrow, there to re
main for six weeks, because he
knows that winter will last just six
weeks longer. If Sunday had been
cloudy he would have stayed out and
winter would be over.
The Coldest Day.
Sunday was undoubetdly the cold
est day we have had this winter. All
day Saturday and Sunday hign wind?
prevailed. But it became calm to
wards nisht on Sunday, but the wind
left stinging cold weather behind it,
and it is with us still.
A Box Party.
There will be a box party at the
Jamison Graded School building on
Tuesday evening next at half-past 7
o'clock. The proceeds will go towards
purchasing a piano for the school.
The public are cordially Invited to
attend and help along the good work.
SEA COOKS OP OLDEN TIMES.
Some of the Perquisites and Honors
That They Claimed.
Sea cooks were, and are, very neces
sary persons In the internal economy
of the ship of war, but there were
rogues among them as among all
classes of men. There were sea cooks
who rose by the aid of Influence and
knavery to very lucrative positions.
Lord Nottingham, when Lord High
Admiral, gave a patent to his own
cook to appoint all the cooks in the
navy.
Stewards, purveyors, cooks and bak
ers are classed togetner by one writer
as the chief beneficiaries under tne
system of peculation and perquisites
which at one time made the navy sn
happy a hunting ground for the ras
cals of the country. But they were
not all permitted to ply their traae
with impunity, says the London Globe,
.iud one sea cook got seven years ha*"d
labor from Sir John Fielding for a
long series of frauds. And in sen
encing the man the judge expressed
his regret that he could not order
aim to be hanged at the hospital
'jates.
Pea soup was generally the best ra
tion the men had and was certainly
the most liked. Potatoes were always
served in the skins, sometimes two to
each man, and a good uatured cook
was frequently prevailed upon to cook
cakes and duffs that the men had
made for themselves, demanding lor
his services either a pot ot grog or a
portion of the dish he cooked.
Sometimes, however, he could only
be bribed by.money, and in that way
increased his pay of 35 shillings a
month, in addition to which he was
nearly always in receipt of a pension
of 11s. 8d. per month. Besides these
sources of revenues he also made a
good deal of money from the sale 01
"slush," the fat scraped from the
ship's coppers after each meal hac
been served, and half of which was me
perquisite. The other half belongec
to the ship for greasing the botto.t
and running tackle.
The ship's cook was, moreover, hon
ored with a guard of two marines,
who stood sentry over the door of tnc
galley during the preparation of meafs
;o preveat unwarranted raids upon
the provisions by ship's thieves; ne
did not wear a uniform, nor was he
expected to keep watch, being allowed
io sleep in comfort and comparative
privacy throughout the night on the
lower gun deck. But on the other
hand he had some duties not connect
ed with food, among them the prepara
tion, when the ship was in port, of a
hot poker for firing salutes.
And it was an established custom
of the navy that the ship was not
properly paid off until the pennant
was struck by the cook. This opera
tion he was expected to perform as
the last officer of the ship, and until
he had done it no offioer could con
sider himself discharged or at liberty
to leave the port. This rule leid good
though every seaman had lett the ship,
and sometimes the cook himself, In a
fit of absentmlndedness, went off with
out carrying out the task, and had to
be routed out again before the incens
ed officers could leave for their homes.
There will be seamen alive today who
have beard the phrase: "Every mau
to his station, and the cook to the
foresheet," and the landsman who has
read Marryat will always connect the
man of the galley wltn the famous
phrase: "Son of a sea cooki?
In addition to the ship's cook, ot
course, there were, as now, the mess
cooks, men who were appointed by
the seamen themselves to be presi
dents of the messes for the week, aar
who had to receive the provisions ror
the mess from the purser at the daily
issuing of victuals, and who had tc
hand these on to the ship's ccok IE
good time. As compensation tor h.c
trouble the mess cook drew the cook s,
or double, portion of grog, and n?
deserved it, for his duties were ardu
ous and his critics severe.
If he spoiled the duff he was tr!e<;
by a jury of the mess, and this jurj
was gathered by hoisting a mess swat;
or beating a tin dish between decks
forward. He was condemned to t?e
most painful punishment if founc
guiuy. He was also carver for the
mess, and in order to prevent favor
itism a blindfolded member of the
mess was required to call out the name
of the person who was to receive the
portion as it was placed on the plate.
Small or large, that portion was .-riven
:o the man named, and probably no
more satisfactory method of dealing
with the question could have been
found.
G'-.cct Story Made Gcod.
Now that ghost stories are again to
the fore, ons from just a century age
may lind a place. In this case t^e
ghost was officially taken into accouut
by a town meeting. Under the date
of March 0, 1S0G, tbe Annual Register
tells how a butcher of Stretford, m
Lancashire, had disappeared during a
recent liood, and how rumors spread
that an apparil ion had been seen near
a certain local pool of water. Some
gave it the form of an uncanny dog,
ethers tu at of an equally mysteriou3
mail who had uttered blood-curdling
yells; and it was told that, even when
nothing was seen, cattle refused to
drink at the pond, and horses trem
bled as they passed it. At last a town
meeting was decided to pump the pool
dry. It was done, and there, sure
enough was the butcher*?London
Chronicle.
African epicures consider the
tongue of a young giraffe a great
delicacy. The meat of the animal Is
said to taste somewhat like veal.
Calhoun County.
A bill has been introduced In the
1 Legislature to form Calhoun Coun
ty, which will pass unless stopped
by an appeal to the United States
Supreme Court. Should the bill be
come a law the people of the new
county will elect officers at once and
I set up for themselves
MAY CAUSE A SMILE.
A Column of Light ~Reading]Th at
Will Be^njoyed,^-!!
By AH Who Like to Read Fnnay
and Witty Sayings from the Mfig
azines and Papers.
Force of Habit.
A physician started a model insane
asylum and set apnrt one ward espe
cially for crazy motorists aud cba.if
feurs. Taking a friend through ibe
building he pointed out with particu
lar pride the automobile ward and
called attention to its elegant furnish
ings and equipment.
"But," said tbe friend, "the p'ace is
empty. I don't see any patients."
"Oh. they are all under the cots Ill
ing the slats."
HOME.
But where to find that happiest spot he
low? ,
Who ran direct when all pTft-'nd to kn'.w?
The shudd'ring tenant of the frigid zone
Boldly proclaims that happiest spot tils
own.
Extols the treasures of his stormy seas
And hio long nights of revelry and ease.
The nalced negro, panting at the line,
Boasts of his golden sands and paimy
wine.
Basks in the glare or stems the t;pid
wave
And thankfl hi8 gods for all the good ihey
gave.
Such is the patriot's boast where'er we
roam.
His first, best country ever Is a t home.
And yet perhaps If countries we compare
And estimate the bleaslnga which ihey
share.
Though patriots flatter, still shall wisdom
find
An equal portion dealt to all mankind.
As different good, by art or nature tr-ven.
To different nations makes their blessing
even.
?'Goldsnjith.
Just Think of It!
When the congressman aud hits wife
loft the train at Washington on their
return from Baltimore his wife discov
ered that her umbrella, which had been
intrusted to the care of her husband,
was missing.
"Where's my umbrella?" she de
manded.
"I'm afraid I've forgotten it. my
dear." meekly answered the congress
man. "It must still Ih? in the train."
"In the train! Aud to think that the
affairs of the nation are intrusted to a
man who doesn't know enough to take
care of a woman's umbrella!"?Ladies'
Home Journal.
Phrases Explained.
"Pity is akin to love." And a mighty
poor relation.
"Every man has his price." Except
ing always those who give themselves
away.
"A complication of diseases." What
n man dies of when the doctors don't
know.
"Riches have wings." But tbe mil
lionaires' sous usually open the cage
doors.
"Iguorance Is ?." It must be.
judgiug from the happy expressions of
the majority.
"Love laughs at locksmiths." With
a milliner, grocer and iceman, how
ever, he is usually serious.
"Truth Is stranger than fiction." or
does it only seem so because we have
less chance to got well acquainted
with it??Lippincott's.
The Meekest Man.
"Which of you children can tell me
who was the meekest man?" asked a
Sunday school teacher.
None of them raised n hand. Finally
little Johnny Fizzletbp raised his band
above his curly head.
"There." said the teacher, "you ought
all to be ashamed of yourselves. You
great big boys have boon coning to
Sunday school for months and months,
and here is little Johnny Fizzletop.
poor little fellow, ho never has had
any advantages and has only been
coming lo Sunday school for the past
two weeks, aud yet he knows more
about the Bible than all the rest of
you. I become perfectly discouraged
when I think of it I come here every
Sunday and toil for you. aud jet you
can't auswer so simple a question as
what is the name of the meekest man
in the Bible. Just look at little John
ny there, holding up his hand, while
you hang your heads. You're a good
little boy, Johnny, and your teacher is
proud of you. Now speak up good and
loud and tell these great big boys who
was the meekest man. Speak up,
Johnny."
"Please, ma'am, may I go out?"
Not Up to Papa's Expectations.
Little Betty had been playing quietly
on the porch oue afternoon unnoticed
by her father and a friend, who were
discussing the recent panic. When the
guest had gone and bedtime had come.
Betty knelt to say her prayers. A
paiiso followed the usual petitions in
behalf of "papa an' mamma an' Aunt
Mary an' Uncle Tom an' Rover an'
Bridget." Finally, with great earnest
ness, she resumed:
"Au' now, <;<<d, please ta'<e great
care of yourself, 'cause if anything
should happen to you we'd only have
Mr. Roosevelt, and he hasn't conic u;>
to papa's expectations."?Everybody's.
A Woman's Reason.
Peter Benson was not only very
much in luve with Miss Mabel Went
worth. but very anxious to tell her sn.
lie bad met her at a seaside resort,
and the time and the place and tbe ex
traordinary beauty of the young lady
had done their fatal work. But,
though he had called several times, he
had never found her alone. It there
fore became necessary for him to
adopt au expedient and one which
would cost as little as possible, for
Peter Benson was extremely cautious
In expend it lire. Miss Mabel's home
was not far from tbe park. What could'
be more effective for his purpose than
a walk In that verdant locality?
"Will yon." he managed to whisper
one evening, "take a walk with me In
tbe park tomorrow ufteruoou? There
was something 1 wanted to say to you.
and"?
"Can't you say It here?"
"Hardly. We may be interrupted at
any moment."
"1 tell you what," she said. "Let as
take luncheon at "The SVFtzerland. Ith
quite proper, you know. And then we
might go to the matinee. Let's see. I
should so like to see 'The Bird's Nest'
They say it's fine. You can talk to me
between the acts."
"But others would hear us."
"Very well. then. We might walk
through the park. It will be dusk by
that time. A?d. oh. Mr. Penson. par
don me for speaking of it. but it might
ratn. In which case I should prefer an
electric cab."
Peter that night prayed that It would
be pleasant the next day. But. alas.
Providence was not with him. How It
rained! Promptly at 12 he and bis
electric cab were at Mabel's house. In
twenty ".Inutes more they were seated
in the front window of the Switzer
land restaurant. Miss Mabel took up
the card, and before Peter had time to
breathe she had ordered uearly $1!0
worth of (insubstantial food. He paid
the bill, however, and off to the mati
nee they went. Still it rained.
"1 am afraid." said Peter as they
came out, "that we can't have that
walk in the park."
"What's the matter with the cab?"
"You are right."
They entered the cab. He turned to
her.
"Mabel, dear." be said. "I love you. I
Will you be mine?"
Mabel did uot reply till the cab was
almost at her door.
"1 am sorry, but I never can be
yours. Relieve me. it is Impossible
Say no more about It."
The cab slopped. They both got out.
Peter paid the driver and walked up
the steps.
"Why won't you have me?" he asked.
"Because. Peter, you are altogether
too extravagant." ?Lippincott's.
A Poem of the Moment.
One day an acquaintance of Eugene
Field's boyhood, a tall, gangling look
ing MIssourian. came Into the author's
newspaper office and made himself
known. After cordial greetings and a
few moments of conversation Mr.
Field clapped his hand to his brow, as
sumed a wild expression and. speaking
sharply to his roommate as if be were
an amauuensie, said. "Take this poem
down."
The amanuensis cleared the deck of
his desk for action, and Mr. Field be
gan to dictate a poem. It was a beau
tiful little lyric upon which he bad de
voted weeks of painstaking work, but
he reeled it off as If it had just pop
ped into his mind and, to increase the
wonderment in the mind of hie guest,
turned two or three times Iu the
course of the dictation and chatted
with him about their boyhood frolics.
The eyes of the MIssourian stood out
in amazement as at the close of the
dictation the amanuensis read the
charmingly finished poem, and Mr.
Field, in a tone of command, said:
"Send it up to the printer. Have it
put in tomorrow morning's paper."
The next morulug the MIssourian.
proud of his acquaintance with so won
derful a man as Mr. Field had shown
himself to be. read the poem and set
out to tell everybody who would listen
how an inspired genius writes poetry.
An Easy Job.
A man living iu a New England vil
lage lost a horse and went down to
the public square and offered a reward
of $5 to whoever could bring nlm back
A half witted fellow volunteered to
find the horse, and. sure enough, he
returned in half an hour leading him
by bis bridle. The owner on passing
the $5 to him asked:
"Tell me, bow did you find the
horse?"
"Waal. I thought to myself where
would I go If I was a boss, and I went
there, and he had."?Everybody's.
Her Revenge.
A woman entered a railway train
and happened to take a seat iu front of
a newly married couple. She was
hardly seated before they began mak
ing remarks about her, which some of
the passengers must have beard.
She turned her bead, noticed that the
bride was considerably older than the
bridegroom and lu the smoothest of
toues said:
"Madam, will you please have your
sou remove his feet from the back of
my chair?"?Ladies' Home Journal.
"Us Royalties."
One day while on albunt with a num
ber of royal guests the old kaiser grew
tired and decided to go home quietly.
Two of his guests, noticing this, ac
companied him. They had walked
along the road some distance when a
farmer with his wagon overtook them.
One of the gentlemen asked him to
take them along. The farmer consent
ed, and the three climbed into the
wagon.
Curiosity soon got the better of the
countryman, and turning to one of the
gentlemen be asked:
"And who might you be?"
"I am the Grand Duke of Mecklen
burg."
"Good!" cried the farmer, laughing.
And turning to the second gentleman
lie asked. "And w?o are you?"
"I am tbe king of Rnxony."
"Why, this is getting better." said
the farmer. Finally be turned to the
third.
"Well, nnd who are you?"
"I am William, emperor of Ger
many."
"Well, this l eafs all!" said the coun
tryman. "And now lot me Introduce
myself. I am Frederick the Great!
And now get along." he said, hitting
his horse. "You must prance a little
In honor of es royalties!"
Ackirg Hir Pardon.
While Beckmann, the great comic
actor, was playiug at Berlin bis friends
persuaded him one day to imitate
Frankel, the journalist and critic, lie
did it both in looks and manners so
well that at the close of the act tbe au
dience called for Frankel. Tbe of
fended critic brought suit, and Beck
mann was sentenced to ask the com
plainant's pardjn In the presence of
witnesses at the plaintiff's home. At
the appointed hour Frankel, surround
ed by his family and a number of
frleuds, was awaiting for the penitent
At last the door opened, Beckmann put
his head in and usked:
"Does Mr. Maler live here?"
"Oh. no," replied Frankel, "he lives
next door."
"Ah. then, I beg your pardon!" said
Beckmann, who. having thus done
penance, retreated quickly.
HISTORIC MEETING
Of Senator Tillman and Rocke
feller on a Pullman Car.
The True Version of the Meeting as
Given by the Senior Sena, jt Him
self for Publication.
Mr. Zack McGee, the Washington
correspondent of the Columbia State
sends to that paper the true version
of the historic meeting between Sen
ator Tillman and John D. Rockefel
ler on a Pullman car. Mr. McGee
says the Senator has just returned
to Washington and tells about the
meeting enthusiastically. Rockefel
ler so?"Tht the inte-vilew. Senator
Tillman wants this cleai'jy understood
because some of his colleagues in
the senate, who read the dispatches
about th meting have been twitting
the Senator about hobnobbling with
plutocracy. Here is the way the in
terview happened as told by the Sen
ator himself.
"A fellow came to my seat in a
Pullman car," explained tne senator,
"and spoke to me. He had sunshine
in his face, and I said to myself this
fellow whoever he is is an optimist.
I supposed it was some fellow who
had heard me speak in the senate or
at some of the chautauquas.
"I'm Mr. Rockefeller," he said very
simp'y. Of course, I recognized hiro,
and of course I invited him to take a
seat beside me. He sat down and
we talked until I reached my sta
tion, which was about an hour, I
should say.
"Mr Rockefeller did not mention
legislation, the recent panic nor in
any way intimate that he had any
money than I had, and you may be
sure I did not say anything about
it. I say this because the story sent
out about our meeting did Mr.
Rockefeller an injustice.
"I got in some talk, though, on
my own hook. Mr. Rockefeller
seemed to be interested in the coun
try through which we were passing
and he piled me with questions as
to the value of the land and the
character of the people. That was
my opportunity. 1 remembered that
he had been credited with giving
away $35,000,000 for educational
purposes last year, and I called at
tention to the expressions of Andrew
Carnegie and philanthropists of that
ilk in favor of giving more money
to Tuskegee and other schools for
the negroes. I told Mr. Rockefeller
that there were ml lions of whites in
the South, whites descended from
pure English and Irish and Scotch,
who were living there povety strick
en and ignorant, poor because of
their ignorance, and that the North
ern millionaires never thought of
helping them. Mr. Rockefeller seem
ed to be interested and I warmed up
to the subject injecting some vitriolic
Tillmanisms into the conversation
here and there."
The senator paused in his story in
order to complete a laugh that inter
fered with his flow of language. He
was exploding like a gasoline motor
exhause as he continued:
"You know, Mr. Rockefeller is so
used to giving orders that he just
exclaimed in an ordinary tone, as if
there was all there was to it:
" 'That will have to be remidied,
Such a condition must not be.'
"Well, sir, t sounded so much like
Theodore Roosevelt that I couldn't
help thinking how much I'd like to
get those two fellows together.
"We went on talking and I told
him how the New York moneyed
crowd run our Southern railroad. I
had a chance to get iu a good rap at
the condtion of the Southern at the
Junction near Aken, S. C. The train
comes down there with Pullman cars
for the millionaires bound for Aiken
and day coaches for the poor people
going on down the lue. The poor
people get out and sit around an old
way station while the train carries
the millionaires?I think I called
them d? nillionaires n talking to
Mr. Rockerfeiler?on to Aiken.
Then the train comes back and picks
up the poor people. The train is
scheduled to run right through and
the railroad folders do not announce
this discrimination in favor of the
rich folks.
"We talked on, Mr. Rockefeller
seemingly interested, until I readied
my station. I got out and that is
the last I saw of him. I didn't men
tion Standard Oil and neither did
he."
Miss Nance Coming.
Miss Mary Nance, President of the
State School Improvement Associa
tion, has been invite! by the Orange
burg Teachers Association to deliver
a lecture here. In response t:i this in
vitation Miss Nance will make an ad
dress at the Court House next Sat
urday morning at half-past 10
o'clock. Her lecture will be on ed
ucational and school improvement
lines. To comment on her power as
a speaker would be useless as she
has a State reputation. It behooves
every one Interested in education to
attend and it is earnestly hoped that
all of the Graded School te:.chcrs
will be there to hear .Mi s N'a;r:e and
extend a hearty welcome to her
while in our midst. The members of
the various ladies clubs will find that
their time will be well spent in hear
ing this address. Miss Nance will be
heard at St. Matthews Friday night.
Reaching Out Afler Business
We have reveived the following
confidential letter from a North Car
olina whiskey house: "I enclose price
list and would be pleased to fill all
the orders you can send me. I will
send you invoice at full prices, also
statement first of each month at full
prices, but when you remit you may
deduct 10 per cent, and I will receipt
you in full. Hope to have all the
business you can send me." Wonder
if this concern has many agents in
this State?