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in to see us.
Snipes & Coore.
Really Dry Territory.
One of the dryeat parts of the United
States Is what Is called the Papago
country, a region Including about 18,000
square miles In southwestern
Arizona, so rallnd h?r?nw> it wbb lone
ago Inhabited by the nomadic Papago
Indiana. The broad expanse of desert
country, which lies between Gila river
and the Mexican boundary, contains
many groups of volcanic and other
mountains, separated hy broad alluvial
basins, which, though the rainfall Is
small and the temperature Is high, sustain
a scant growth of desert plants,
Including orcbard-lilce groups ol
strange trees. Here the bold slopes ol
mountains, the general absence of wa
taring places, and particular forms ol
the vegetation Impress the traveler
strongly with the majesty and the
mystery of the desert, and excite his
wonder as to the origin and history ol
the statural feature*.
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McKays Famous Stalk Cutter
Here is shown a real sine
c >ough stalk cutter.
(t will cut your large green
s Iks positively tifty per cent
b ter than any other cutter yet
V. light out.
/here is a reason. This great
st;; i cutter is positively non
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' \ e keep them on hand.
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Playing Doctor
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anil have a talent for making up
games in which they cleverly
burlesque their elders. One day
two blight little children were
found playing "doctor." The
youngest child was patient, with
head wrapped in a towel, and the
older the ph3 sician, with a silk
.hat and cane. The mother, unseen
by the little ones, listened at
the doorway.
"I feel awful J>ad," said the patient.
"We'll fix all that," said the
! doctor, briskly. "Lemmeseeyour
tongue."
Out came the tiny red indicator.
"Hum! Hum! Coated!" said the
doctor, looking very grave indeed.
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Then, without a word of warning,
the skilled physician hauled
off und gave a smart slap in thei
1 egion ol the ribs.
"Ouch!" cried the sufferer.
"Keel any pain there?" inquir-'
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j "Yes," anul the patient.
I "! thought so," said the healer
! "How's the oilier side?"
' It's ali light," said the patient,
ed ing away.
t hereupon the doctor produc
ed a small bottle filled with what
looked like either bread or mud
pdls, and placed it on the table.
"Take one of these pellets,"
the physician said, "dissolved in
water, every seventeen minutes
?al ter-mit ly."
"How long mus' I lake 'em?";
g: caned the paiient.
"Til! you die," said the doctor.
"Ciood morning!"?Baltimore
.Methodist.
A happy childhood is the
pledge of ripe manhood*?A,
Bronson Alcott.
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Some Conundrums
Why is the letter A like the ]
honeysuckle? Because a B fol- I
lows it. -1
When is a lady's dress like a
uuuirr wnen u is sutin (satin). 2
What is that which we can all 2
make,-but which is never seen t
after it is made? A bow.
Why is the letter U the gayest <
in the alphabet? Because it is al- <
ways in the midst of fun. 1
Why is the American eagle like
an enterprising business man?
Because he is found wherever
there is a dollar.
How can you tell the age of a
hen? By the teeth. (Your own,
of course.)
Why are chickens the most
economical animals a farmer can
raise? Because for every grain
they give a peck
W'hy are bookkeepers like
[chickens? Because they have to
I scratch for a livinc.
Why does a hen lay eggs? If she
dropped them lliey would break.
Why are potatoes and corn like
heathern idols? Because, having
eyes they see not, and having
ears they hear not.
Why doesn't Sweden have to
send abroad for cattle? Because
she keeps her Stockholm (stock
home).
When docs a farmer perform a
miracle? When he turns his
horse to grass.
When is a toolh not a tooth?
When it is a-kiag.
When is a man not, a man?
\Vhen he is a shaving.
When was beef the highest?
'hen the cow jumped over the
oon.
What is the difference between
buffalo nickel and a victory
i tarter? Twenty cents
What belongs to vouraelf. hut
r; used more by your friends than [
by yourself? Your name. |
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army goods
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I HATS, TIES,
TPS.
GUN SHELLS, AXES, BRIDLE!
Department,
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Meet me at Mi
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Use me well and I am everybody;
scratch mv back and I am
nobody? A looking-glass
What asks no Questions but re
guires many answers? The doorbell.
Why does a dog wag: its tail?
Because he is stronger than the
tail. If he were not, the tail
would wag the dog.
Take away my fitst letter, take
iway my second letter,' take
iway all my letters and I remain
the same. The postman.
Is there an English word which
:ontains all the vowels? Unquestionably.?Christian
Observer.
Send us the news.
I Cut Your Cc
No
And Break
We have s
$27.50 and $41
rows $35.00, <
$15.00 per pair,
plows at $10.00
Don't forg
what you wf
prices.
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Discharge Notice
On 22nd of November 1922, at
12 o'clock M., I will apply to
the Probate Court of Chesterfield
County for a discharge as administrator
of the estate of R. B.
Rollings, deceased.
J. C. Carnes,
Administrator.
Oct. 22. 1922.
Automobile For Sale
LEXINGTON MINUTE
Man Six
$250.00
First class mechanical
condition. New Tires.
J. E. Leppard,
Pagelanc!, S. C.
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talk cutters at
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