The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, November 08, 1922, Image 5

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cpp^iiESEi K p, 'H "i ! ?i M We M 3 8 UNDERWEAR. SWEI S e I/~\J 8 || - Meet me at IV fw v? Every Coi To Pagelant Nov. 11, Am : * ENJOY _ _ nv?#l auu inane < Headquart< will hav special pri< day. j. w. mm v r 1 Listen We have opened our new barhpr shnii novt. rlnnr f<? I. A. TTaVi er's store, and our aim is to tfive tcood service and please you. Call in lo see us. j Snipes & Coore. Really Dry Territory. One of the dryeat parte of the United States la what la called the Papago country, a region Including about 18,000 square miles In southwestern Arizona, so called because It was long ago Inhabited by the nomadic Papago Indians. The broad expanse of desert ( country, which lies between QUa river and the Mexican boundary, contains many groups of volcanic and other s mountains, separated by broad alluvial } basins, which, though the rainfall Is small and the temperature Is high, bus- 1 tain a scant growth of desert plants, Including orchard-like groups of g strange trees. Here the bold slopes of mountains, the general absence of wa- 1 taring places, and particular forms of tin vegetation - Impress the traveler i' stronclv with the mateatv and the mystery of the desert, and excite his wonder as to the origin and history of the natural features. I ISSSSH ints, M Dutchess! en's ( lot hin < A DANDY I are also she Coats, Oi ESMOND'S FOE mi uu ITERS, GLOVES, LEGGINS, Be sure you vl ( IVtl lungo Bros. ????? I II I I??1?1 body I ne | I Saturday, | nistire Dav i: yourself )ur store ers. We e some jes for the GO & CO. McKays Famous Stalk Culler Here is shown u real sine lough stalk cutter. (t will cut your large green ilks positively fifty per cent i. ter than any other cutter yet . 'tight out. _ There is a reason. This great h\ i cutter is positively non 1) jkable. "A /e keep them on hand. Mungo Bros. Pagefond, S. C. -v. ore Pa SOME 'ants 10 cent', g at Prices tl ,INE ol YOUNG MEH >wing this set ycrcoats, IT FITTER SHOES, UCHESS PANTS, HI TRUNKS, AND SUIT CASES. isit our Millinery; "THE BLl mgc ffiessssssesese X (Tl)il6reit'5 &VSOSOSOCOSOSC Playing Doctor Children are quick at imitation anil have a talent for making up games in which they cleverly burlesque their elders. One day two blight little children were found playing "doctor." The youngest child was patient, with head wrapped in a towel, and the older the ph> sician, with a silk hat and cane. The mother, unseen by the little ones, listened at the doorwaj'. "I feel awful J>ad," said the patient. "We'll fix all that," said the doctor, briskly. "Lemmeseeyour tongue." Out came the tiny red indica tor. "Hum! Hum! Coated!" said the doctor, looking very grave indeed." Then, without a word of warning, the skilled physician hauled off and gave a smart slap in the i egion of the ribs. "Ouch!" cried the sufferer. "Feel any pain there?", inquiret the doctor. % j "Yes," said the patient. 1 "I thought so," said the healer ! "i low'* the other side?" "It's all right," said the patient, ed ing away. _ Thereupon the doctor produced a small bottle filled with what looked like either bread or mud pills, and placed it on the table. "Take one of these pellets," tiie physician said, "dissolved in water, every seventeen minutes ?al ter-mit ly." "now long mus' I take 'em?" groaned the patient. "Till you die," said the doctor. "C?ood morning!"?Baltimore ..Methodist. A happy childhood is the piedgc of ripe manhood*?A, Bronson Alcott. v "-V"' rils, an PANTS s a Button, $1 -' . hat Are Movii rs Clothing. Late; ison a line of Shoes ani COLLARS, STETSON )SE, OVERALLS, CA LANTERNS, t and Ladies' Wear JE BIRD" h Or dbEMMSS2 - Corner $ r v a j. Some Conundrums Why is the letter A like thejl k?.. n ? ' ? ' uimcyBuciuer oecause a ts 101-11 lows it. \ When is a lady's dress like a chair? When it is satin (sat in), a What is that which we can all a make, but which is never seen t after it is made? A how. Why is the letter U the gayest c in the alphabet? Because it is al- e ways in the midst of fun. v Why is the American eagle like an enterprising business man? Because he is found wherever there is a dollar. How can you tell the age o( a | hen? By the teeth. (Your own, j Ul kUUlSt'.) I Why are chickens the mostj economical animals a farmer can raise? Because for every grain they give a peck Why are bookkeepers like chickens? Because they have to scratch for a living. Why does a hen lay eggs? If she dropped them ihey would break. Why ore potatoes and corn like heathern idols? Because, having eyes they see not, and having ears they hear not. Why doesn't Sweden have to send abroad for cattle? Because j she keeps her Stockholm (stock jj home). I When does a farmer perform a miracle? When he turns his horse to grass. When is a moth not a tooth? When it is a-king. When is a man no], a man? I When he is a shaving. When was beef the highest? Vhen the cow jumped over the | -oon. '' * - ' What is the difference between buffalo nickel and a victory j tarter? Twenty cents Whai belongs to yourself, but is used more by your friends than by yourself? Your name, gssssss d then aa _ ns_ .vv a Kip. tig the Good: st Models, army goods A Boots. HATS, TIES, iPS. '.UN SHELLS, AXES, BRIDLES Department, OS. Meet me at Mi Use me well and I am everytody; scratch mv back and I am tobody? A looking-glass What asks no questions but reluires many answers? The doorbell. Why does a dog wag its tail? because he is stronger than the ail. If he were not, the tail vould wag the dog. Take away my first letter, take iway my second letter," take iwav all my letters and I remain he same. The postman. Is there an English word which :ontains all the vowels? Un[uestionably.?Christian Observer. Send us the news. i I Cut Your Cc Nc And Break We have s $27.50 and $4 rows $35.09, < $15.00 per pair, plows at $10.0C Don't fort] what you wj prices. v Pageland Hardv L. I. WA * 'Jt _ ' -t ' / . > B E . n 5. W M In M Ml H M M I, COLLAR PADS. M ? 9 jj ungo Bros. U Discharge Notice On 22nd of November 1922, at 12 o'clock M., I will apply to the Probate Court of Chesterfield County for a discharge as administrator of the estate of R. B. Rollings, deceased. T. C. Carnes, Administrator. Oct. 22. 1922. Automobile For Sale LEXINGTON MINUTE Man SIy $250.00 First class mechanical condition. New Tires. J. E. Leppard, Pagelaiu!, S. C. >tton Stalks I iw S Your Land I italk cutters at I 7.50, disc tiar- I drag harrows I and two-horse I > to $13.50. I let we have I ant at lowest ? vare Company, TKOHD ?