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A MYSTERY SOLVED ]
Old Uckersted's apartments In the j
hotel were nothing like as expensive
as Jiiusou's. Jinison knew enough of
the man to be sure that he paid the |
lowest price possible for them. The ,
meals were a la carte, If the guests ,
preferred, or there was a fuir table ,
d'hote at a reasonable tlxed price. <
Jinison Invariably ordered a la carte, ,
and expensively, being particular in ,
his eating. Old Uckersted took breakfast
a la carte?oatmeal and uillk or ,
some other gruin preparation and |
milk, and hot water. Lunch this man ,
vi siuwiia nun uonus anu rauroaa ,
shares ate downtown, generally at the ,
board of trade counter. It was a light ,
lunch. Dinner he ate at the hotel, ,
table d'hote, and It may he said that
he made up for his abstemiousness of ]
the day and got the worth of his ,
money. # ,
In spite of this the proprietor of the
hotel bowed to old Uckersted with ab- <
solute obsequiousness while he mere- ]
ly favored Jiinson with a nod of good- i
fellowship. Jlmson drew a big salary
from a wholesale house downtown? I
and spent It like a prince. He patron- 1
ized a fashionable tailor, wore as i
many diamonds as good taste permit- 1
ted, perhaps sometimes more. He
was of an eminently sociable dlsposl- 1
tlon and pleasant to everybody. Old I
Uckersted had his millions (so It was i
reputed), spent no more than was ab- i
solutely necessary, was almost shabby I
In his attire and morose In his man- 1
ner. ]
It nmused Jlmson to see the slavish '
deference paid to Uckersted's wealth. 1
It was the way of the world, he said?
natural enough. As for the proprle- '
tor of the hotel. It was quite reasonable
that he should kowtow to a man <
who could buy hlra out with a few
strokes of his pen. Jlmson did not
want any man to bend himself double j
on his account. The friendly noJ was
good enough for him. He found no
fault with the humbly respectful demeanor
of the clerk toward the millionaire;
that was natural, too. But
what puzzled him particularly was the
behavior of William, the waiter.
Very suave was William, cat-footed,
low-voiced, deferential, blandly Impassive,
bald and neat-whiskered?the
Ideal waiter. Jlmson was very fond
of him.
"Look at him," said Jlmson to a
friend who was breakfasting with him
one morning. "Mark the reverence In
his humbly drooped eyelids, as he
feeds old Creosus his crackers and
milk; note the anxious assiduity with
which he places the hot water at the
lnagnate's elbow; get on to the solicitude.
And here reposing^ In my trousers
pocket ?a u aiivtrhalf dollar and
he, knows It will soon be In his. We
' ? want more of these crawfish. but that
cute no Ice with William."
^re it np," said the friend. "Be HmSe
cause he's got the money, I suppose."
"Not at all,'* said Jlmson. "As far
as William Is personally concerned it
is I who have the money. Moralists
give us fits as a nation for dollar worship.
They're m'staken. We don't
care a hang for ihe coin. It's only
the power that It symbolizes that we
reverence. William knows that Uckersted
Is a power and he bows down before
him. It Isn't that he expects to
get any of Uckersted's money. In Eu
rope the peasant abased himself before
the peer. Why? Because the
peer had power. lie or his ancestors
won It with the sword?by murder
and might and leadership. The result
is that in Kurope they are getting to
be more democratic than we are, in a
way. That Is, they respect the aristocrucy
less than we do the plutocracy
?see? I. therefore, acquit William of
sordid aims. Still?hi! William!"
Until more than a year after this
conversation Jimson had been abroad
looking after his firm's Interests and
when he returned William was gone
and a James?an altogether inferior
being?handed him the hill of fare
when he took his old seat. One evening
Jimson got into a street car and
opposite to him he recognized William
?with some difficulty and doubt, for
the model waiter had grown rather 1
portly and was dressed most magnificently.
A silk hat William wore; his
suit was of superfine black; his cravat
was fastened with an undeniable
pearl pin and he rested his gloved
hands on a gold-knobbed cane.
"Come over here and sit by me," in- 1
vlted Jimson. "I want to talk to you. 1
You're looking well, William. Where
are you working?" 1
"I'm occupyiug a responsible position
in Mr. Uckersted'a household, 1
sir," replied William. "I am his but- '
ler, In fact?major domo, you mlgflt '
say, sir. He married, you know, sir."
"T ,11.1 I,.... - .! ? - 1
uau cut ouiiiciuiug or it," said '
Jimson. "Well, well. You seem to be .
prospering, certainly."
"Pretty well, sir, thank you," ad- ,
mitted Wllliain. "The salary isn't (
very large. Mr. Dckersted is a very
careful gentleman In some respects, j
hut?" William ullowed one eyelid to ,
flutter down?"there is something In (
the commissions. Mrs. Uckersted entertains
a good deal. And then," add- .
ed William, "through Mr. Uckersted's
kind suggestions I have been able to
make some lucrative investments.
Yes, sir. In fact, sir. If it were not for
the opportunities I have for obtaining
hints In that direction, I think I y
should resign my position. I have .
really no occasion to work for any- (
body."
"I think 1 understand William and
the general attitude toward moneyed
men better now," said Jimson to him- 1
elf be sot off the car, I
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|i| THE BLUE STOCKING ||
;$ By OSBORN JONES. ;|;
"You know President Wilson began
tils cnreer ns an Instructor In a woman's
college," said Justine Craddock,
Jean of Jones' College for Women,
ivhen Alan Kllby went to her office to
consult her regarding his acceptance
it n position Just offered him as the
new professor of economics.
Alan had gone to see her, partly becnuse
he had known her several years
before when they were both students
at a co-educatlonal college In the West,
aud partly because the offer at Jones
college was distinctly better than the
assistant professorship he held In a
man's college.
"It doesn't seem like a man's job,"
be told her frankly, and she had looked
at him not with the amusement he
expected.
"Hang It all, Justine, It's Just ttant 1
:an't stand this blue-stocking atmosphere.
I think It's that as much as
anything else."
"There are very few blue-stockings
bere," said Justine. "In fact, sometimes
1 wish there were more. Bluestockings
have their good points, you
know."
"From a woman's point of view, perhaps.
But I'm primitive enough to
tike a feminine woman, and it goes
against the grain to see these girls,
some of them pretty, almost all of
them healthy and happy, being fed Into
this mill, to have the woman aud the
femininity ground out. They ought to
be marrying, most of them?marrying
and making men what they ought to
be, and having children and keeping
house."
"Of course you have never married
yourself," suggested Justine.
"No, and when I do I shall not look
to a woman's college for a wife. I'm
not educated up to that yet"
"From all of which, I suppose, I am
to Infer that you do not accept the position
7"
"No. The fact Is, I think I do. It's
too good to turn down."
So Alan Kllby became professor of
economics at Jones. The flrst lecture
was more uncomfortable than he had
expected it to be. As time went on the
lectures were easier and Alan had time
to look about him. Sometimes there
were suppressed giggles, and sometimes
three whispering heads bent together
In the back rows of seats, onmindful
of a word of the lecture?unmindful,
too, that from the vantage
A# hi- il^b SU- ? IA
ywmt Vk uu UCM uia |UUl?MW CUUIU
not only see th^ip t>at could catch
natchm of their whispered conversation.
**tf 1 do any it, 1 look awfully well
In yellow," said one whisper.
"Not that lemon shade?more of a
salmon, don't you think T
"How long Is the skirt? They are
getting longer."
"I know, but my Tom likes them
short. Have you learned the new
steps. No, that new wlggly waltz step.
I mean. He doesn't see us, and we
can get the notes from Ida." "Isn't
he a perfect dear?" "Ida's quite crazy
about him. That's why she sits In
front and takes such long notes."
And later: "Well, anyway, Kilby's
a dear. Did you ever see such eyes?"
doing down the corridor later in the
day he chanced the meet the denn.
"Good morning, Mr. Kilby," she said,
always with the same serenity. "How
are the blue stockings?"
"Blue stockings," muttered Kllby. "If
there are any they haven't elected economics."
Kilby fled from the building to bis
own study In his boarding house.
There as he puffed at his comforting
pipe he took a leather picture case
from Ills pocket and opened it. It
contained a picture of the dean that he
had clipped from the magazine article
on "The Youngest College Dean." The
picture showed her in cap and gown,
with none of the graciousness and almost
motherly largo heartedness that
Kllby had come to appreciate within
the few weeks he had been at Jones.
Still, he found satisfaction in looking
at the picture?just as a reminder, he
said, of the ulleginnce he owed to his
chief. This day he looked at the picture
longer than usual.
"I've got to get n better picture," he
I old himself as he rose from his chair
n nd hurried through the campus to
the dean's oflice. Hut when he reached
there he forgot tlie picture aud thougiit
only of the original."
"How are the blue stockings?" asked
the dean, as she closed the papers she
was working over at Iter desk and prepared
to take an easier chair by the
upen fireplace, where she might chat in
comfort witli Alan.
"Blue stockings?there aren't any,"
groaned Alan. "You're a blue stocking,
and they're?they're Just girls.
Listen, Justine. I've decided that the
inly type of woman I truly admire is
i blue stocking. 1 used, to think thnt
hat was the trait in you that kept us
ipurt, buck in the college days when
I was half in love with you all the
time. Hut now I know that's what is
irawing me to you."
So it waB all because of Alan Kllhy
hat the youngest dean terminated her
leanshlp ho soon, nnd gave up that
*areer to he a professor's wife.
"Who would ever have dreamed,"
yild one of the girls, the day the anloum-cment
was made, "that a man
vlth eyes like that would care for a
due stocking?"
Copyright, 1917. by tha McClilf* Newspaper
Syndicate.)
The Brazilian coconut palm lives
'rom six hundred to seven hundred
tears.
Remarkable Tibetan Building.
"The only building in Lhasa (Tibet)
that Is at all imposing is the Potnlu,"
writes Edmund Cumller. "It is not a
palace on u bill, but a hill?that is also
a palace. Its massive walls, its terraces
and bastions stretch upward from
the plain to the crest as if the great
bluff rock were merely a foundation
stone planted there."
Felt Sorry for Qrandmother.
A little boy. whose grandmother had
recently died, came sobbing to his
mother one day and said: "What will
poor granny do, mummy? She's gono
to heaven without her knitting. I've
Just found it In a drawer, and she alwas
said she couldn't bear to be
idle I"
Quite Unprofitable.
We suppose there's nothing less profitable
than indulging In vain regrets,
but still we often wonder in our melancholy
way how much we'd be worth
now if \fe had never spilled any gasoline
on the garage floor, our clothing,
and our person.?Ohio State Journal.
His Idea of Being Even.
First Poker Player ? "Let's quit
while we're even." Second Ditto?
"But we're not even. How do you
make that out?" "Why, you hnd all
my money a while ago. and now I've
got all of yours."?The Lamb.
Touchy Gentleman.
In 1831 the Times referred to the
Earl of Limerick as "a thing with human
pretensions;" and for the libel
the printer was fined ?100 and confined
for an Indefinite period In Newgate.?London
Observer.
Possible Method.
Miss Withers?"I presume Mr. Fllpp
made his usual weekly call on you last
night?" Miss Callow?"Yes; and I
must say that he made a fool of himself,"
Miss Withers?"Proposed to
you, eh?"
Pressing Invitation.
He?"You have a very bad cold."
She?"Yes; and I'm glad of it." He?
"Why, pray?" She?"Because Pm too
hoarse to scream if you should attempt
to kiss me."
urely Ha Couldn't Have Meant?
Justice?"Fll let you off this time,
but in future keep away from bad company.'*
Satirist?"Thanks, yer honor I
You'll never see me here again."?
Judge.
-?
Trial Balance.
When Jonah's fellow passengers
tossed him overboard, they evidently regarded
him as neither prophet nor loss.
?Christian Herald.
Earned Twice.
But the penny which Is said to be
earned when it's saved has to be
earned first.?Albany Journal.
Optimistic Thought.
What you learn to your cost you re
member.
Thought It Personal.
Hobart?The prettiest girls always
aaarry-tfce biggest fools, you know.
Almee?Am I to consider that in the
nature of a proposal?
Fight tl
We have a (ul
Doors, Screen V
Fly Killers, Fly S
Flag.
.1-. t?i
uesiroy me i 1
vent disease.
Pageland H<
L=
"Why do you lease that chil
so, Mary? Let him havd whi
he wants at once.**
"But, ma'am, it,s a "
"Let him have it, I say."
Thus encouraged, Harr
clutched at the bug and caugt
it. Thf screams of pain thu
followed brought tears of joy t
the passengers* eyes.
The moiher awoke again.
"Mary," she cried, "let hir
have it."
Mary turned in her seat an<
said confusedly:
"He's got it ma'am!"
"What is it?** languidly aske
the mother as the screams ir
creased.
"A wasp, r.ia'am," said ill
nurse.
le Flies
1 stock of Screen
/ire, Fly Traps,
watters, and Black
ies now and pre
irdware Co.
Ji
K | M. L. Davis
: Davis & Fv
; NEW CASI
We are adding daily
Merchandise, such Dry
our trade demands and a
ey will buy them.
I Our expenses are c
doing business in the 1
own work.
We thank our frieiit
liberal patronage given \
ance of same on the b<
to one and all.
j Davis & Fi
d Monuments
d
,r .Now is the time to buy that
d monument you expect to buy.
d See me and save time and
e money.
e G. R. Knight.
e
d
Veterinary Surgeon
or
Calls answered day or night,
j Phone No. 48 two rings,
e Full stock of horse and cattle
powders on hand at all times.
f, L. P. GRAVES
1 GOT SOMETHING |
y | YOU |
u | WANT TO SELL? I
B Most people have a piece of &
n I furniture, a farm implement, or
I something else which they have a
j uiscaraea and which they no ^
I longer want. &
B These things are put in the I*
I attic, or stored away in the barn, w
j. I or 'eft lying about, getting of less P
and less value each year. ?
I [ WHY NOT SELL
I THEM
K Somebody wants those very
things which have become of no
use to you. Why not try to find I
that somebody by putting a want
advertisement in ?
THIS NEWSPAPER? ?
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b Financing 1
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W The farmer's business
X financial backing if it is 1
X That is one reason whi
O and willing bank behind
Q It is an important func
V temporary assistance to t
k of us, and who have derm
X repay obligations when d
Q The best way to have <
I Q an account with us, and
I O ?nly the farmer hut ever5
8 ground nnanciauy to do s
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H STORE H
to our stock of general S
goods and Groceries as
t prices as low as mon- g^H
ut to the minimum by 3H
hitch lot and doing our 9^
Is and customers for the
is and solicit a continu- I
isis of square dealing
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Church Service Directoy
J. W. Rlkins, M. K.:
Pagclnnd, 1 si Sunday at S: p.^H
m. and 3rd Sunday 3:30 p. m.
Zion, 3rd and 4th Sundays i.t^H
11 o'clock.
Antioch. 2nd Sunday at 11. V
Mt. Croghan, 2nd Sunday at
3:30 p. m. and 4th at 8. p. m.
7 '
<iUuiti?ounaav,nt 11 o'clock.
Sunday school at all the above 1
churches at 10 o'clock. 1
R. W. Cato, Raptist. 1
Mt. Moriah, 1st Saturday at 3
p. m. and Sunday at 11. Sunday
school at 10.
Bethel, 2nd Saturday at 3. p. m
and Sunday at 11 o'clock. Sunday
school at 3 except on 2nd
Sunday.
B. S. Funderbunr, Baptist:
Pageland, 2nd Sunday at 11
and 8, and the 4th at 8. Sunday
school at 10.
Dudley, 2nd Sunday at 4 and l
the 4th at 11. Sunday school at j
3 except on the 4th when it is J
at 10. 1
R. M. tlaiglcr, Baptist: I
Liberty Mill. 1st Saturday at 11 I
anil Sunday at 3. Sunday H
school at 2:30 except on the 1st H
Sunday at 2. V
Mt. Pisgah, 4th Sunday at 3,
and Saturday at 4 . 1
J. W- Quick, M. P: '
Pageland. 3rd Sunday at II
and 2nd at 3:30. Sunday school
at 10 except on the 2nd Sunday.
New Hope 1st Sunday at 11.
Bethesda 4th Sunday at 11.
Bear Creek 4th Sunday at 4 p. m.
J. F. Hammond. Baptist:
TTnJrm 11511 1*? C 11
w?ivi> >1111 aoi L^uuuqj ill 11
and Saturday at 3 o'clock. Sunday
school at 10. Prayer meeting
every Saturday n ght
K. S. Latimer, Presbyterian,
Pageland, 1st Sunday at 1 p. m.
and 3rd Sunday at 7:30 p. m. and
4th Sunday at 11 a. in.
Bulah, 1st Sunday at 11 a. m.
3rd Sunday at 3 p. m.
Salem, 2nd Sunday at 3:30 p.
m. 4th Sunday at 3:30 p. m
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rhe Farmer ?
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often needs a little extra X
:o grow and prosper. ^
/ he should have strong
him. ?
tion of this bank to give 0
he farmers who se^k it X
onstrated their ability to X
lie. X
i credit here is to carry Q
we cordially invite not 0
r one who wants to gain V
o. X
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Notice to Overseers
Notice is hereby given tlia
all overseers who have no
worked their respective section;
are asked to do so at once
Please do not delay this mattei
as some of the roads are in ven
bad condition.
Respectlully,
G. H. Gulledge,
Commissioner for Mt. Crog
han townshio.
He Got it, Bless Him
Among the passengers on i
Western train recently, say:
The Boston Journal, was a wo
man very much overdressed
accompanied by a bright look
ing nursegirl and a self-willed
tyrannical boy of about threi
years.
The boy aroused the indigna
tion of the passengers by hi
continued shrieks and kicks am
screams, and his viciousnes
toward his patient nurse. Hi
tore her bonnet, scratched he
hands, and finally spat in hc
face without a word of remor
strance from the mother.
When the nurse manifestei
any firmness the mother chidct
her sharply. Finally the molhe
composed herself for a nap, an
about the time the boy ha
slapped the nurse for about th
fifth time a bug came sailing i
and flew on the window of thi
nurse's seat. The boy at one
tried to catch it.
The nurse caught his ham
and said coaxingly:
"Harry musn't touch. Bu;
will bite Harry."
Harry screamed savagely an
began to kick and pound th
nurse.
The mother without openin
her eyes or lifting her heat
cried out sharply: