The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, July 26, 1916, Image 4
Two English costermongers
were pushing their carts along,
when one of them picked up a
torn sheet of newspaper. As he
stopped and scanned the page
the other called out impatiently:
"Aw, come on! Wot ye tryin'
to do? Ye cawn't read the pyper."
"I can so read the pyper! If ye
don't believe me I'll show ye."
And he read off a few simple
words.
The skeptic pointed to a word
ana demanded: "Now, wot's thot
word?can ye tell me?"
"An' I can so." replied the
reader; "thot's category."
"Category, is it?" sniffed the
other; "an* 'ow do ye tell wot
such a long word may mean?"
His friend puffed with importance.
"Well, I'll tell ye. Ye
takes hit hapart, an' ye finds the
meanin' hof heach part an' then
ye puts hit together hagain."
With a dirty index finger he
pointed out the syllables of the
word. Now, cat. Ye knows
wot a cat his?"
The open-mouthed listener
nodded.
"Well, then, next comes 'e.
Now that won't be no she cat;
hit's a 'e cat?see?" Another nod
was the reply.
"Well, next his g-o r-y. Thot
spells gory; thot means bloody. =
So there ye 'ave hit?hit's a
bloody torn cat, ye fool." c
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A Philadelphia lawyer has an s
_ eer ? ? ? - I
onice Doy wno is obliging, but l ^
not very particular regarding his j
facial appearance. <
One morning the lawyer no- ?
ticed some telltale egg stains i
about the corners of the boy's
mouth and, thinking a hint j
might do some good, said:
"George, did you have your eggs 1
fried or boiled this morning?" 4
"I didn't have eggs for break- i
fast this morning." said George; 1
"I had eggs for breakfast vester- t
day." <
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Opens at \
Ttiinin/* #1*>
I vui my ui<
| unmercifully
purchasing i
oiler values
1 Come and bri
] plain figures on
: Coming miles t(
10,000 yds. 8 1-2 cts aj
f
i Dress Gingham
50 Do/.. Jelly glasses, v\
:\ last lc each. I.imi
fj customer.
[ 10c Red border Huck 1
j 20c yd wide White Pop
| Thousands of yards of
edging and insertion
2 1-2 yd. White Lace Cu
Other Lace Curtains r<
30c, 79c. $1.33 etc.
( 10c Talcum Powder
5c Air Float Talcum P<
1 Colgates & Williams
15c yd wide Middy Twi
SI inch ITnKUirlin/4 1
...W?? V/ uviVUVllVVA 1 1 C(
i ing
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Ik
Bargain Sal
We have on hand a
in WhiU*. Canvas- Patf
leathers that must be s(
ing to buy a shoe of an
We will save you mom
Pageland II
Comi
An Atlanta man was walking
lown Peachtree Street with a j
riend from the North. The i
treet was crowded with darkies, ?
who were forming in line for a i
parade. The Northerner was j
rurious to know what it was r
ibout, and questioned the darky t
learest h.m. ]
"What's the occasion for the ?
jarade?" he asked. c
The darky grinned at the f
Northerner's friend, and replied: c
'It's easy to see dat dis genul- s
nan is from de Norf. He don't s
tnow colored folks well 'nough i
o realize dat dey don't need no j
xrcasion fo' a parade." s
H. B1
tUlUK
& o'clock Saturday
ese eight days tho
slaughtered and 1
1 - J "?*
luwvtx cuupieu wii
unapproched by ai
ng your friends. Exlr
yellow tiekeis. No gc
) attend. Don't miss tl
Dron and 50c Mercerized table
5c 25c Rosemary ?
,hiie they ^5c Embroidered
^ Remnants
25c Susine Silk
, _ $1. Silk Crepe de ch
owels 5c cftp
I* | c 99 99 19 9
lin 15c 7-c Sport Stripe Si?
2 1 2e GREAT BARGAI1
rtains 25c ER at 5 and 6 1
iduced to Dress and Apron Gi
40 inch White Lawr
5c 27 inch Bleech Dom
owder 3c 8 l-2c H. P. Seersucl
12c 10c Brown Dress La
ill 11 l-2c Figured Dress Law
ith Sheet- Yard wide Dark Pei
lo? i-!- ^ - ?
murrain acrim
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th
be
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large lot ol Oxfords th
|e\
\at
ly. I fif
flei candle .
>any
"Not long ago," said a certain m
>astor, "I preached in a church
n Virginia, and in the congre- 29
nation was an aged negro 'mam- ?
ny,* picturesque in bandana and
jinafore. In my discourse I gC
emarked that the commentaors
did not aeree with mp.
Presently this 'mammy' arose sp
ind quietly slipped out of the
:hurch. After the service I m
ound her standing outside the ed
loor with a bag in her hand,
md this she presented to me, ^
laying, 'I heard vo' say de comnon
'taters don' agree wid you,'
in' I hurried home to git vo' t*s
lorne sweet Virginny yams." re
ELK i
sal Clc;
r Morning, July, 291
usand upon thousan
)attered to bargains
h buying direct fr
nv store or chain o
a sales people to wait 01
tods charged to any one.
lis great sale.
- 1 /\ - ^ " "
ivc ^repe voile l
.? 21c Heavy White Du
Rice cloth cloth, remnants
10c Johnson Shirting (
15c 8 1 2c yd wide Ble
ine 79c tic
, 38c Genuine sea island
<s 58c OTHER COTT
N COUNT- SPFC1
-2 cts vd 15c 40 inch sheer w
ngham 5c 40 inch White Voi
i 5c 12 1-2 PK Sale Pr
estic 5c 420c 40 inch Seed \
ker 5c Sheer White Dimi
wns 5c 25c Oxford Skirtin
fjg 5r 12 1 Hrooo VAili
. ? ? A -?x/ VOO v/ll*
cales 5c 25c Society Voiles
5c Leno Mercerized v
E, NOR
I
Watermelon Rinds
e want to request that eat
erchant or other person wl
Us watermelons provide a be
other receptable in whit
e rinds of watermelons mj
: thrown as they accumulat
his will facilitate the gatherii
> of this refuse for a prop
iposal. Please do not alio
e rinds to be thrown aroui
cry back door.
R, H. Nelson, Mayor.
nnor?>(tinnnl Itinera i-v Fif
District
Below is a list of the plac
id dates at and on which ca
dates for congress trom tl
th district will speak:
Gaffney, Wednesday, J uly 19t
Clover, Thursday, July 20th.
Fort Mill, Friday, July 21st.
Rock Hill, Friday, July 21
night.
Lancaster, Saturday, Julv22n
Kershaw, Tuesday, July 25t
Camden, Wednesday, Ju
th.
Blaney, Thursday, July 271
McBee, Friday, July 28th.
Cheraw, Friday, July 28th
ght.
Chesterfield, Saturday, Ju
th.
About a year after Jim Smi
>t married his wife said to hi
le night: "Jim, you do n
eak so affectionately to me
>u used to when we were fii
arried. I fear you have ces
I to love me."
"Ceased to love you!" growh
e man; "there you go agai
hy, I love you more than li
;elf. Now shut up and let n
ad the baseball news."
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aranc
th. and continui
ids of Dollars 1
The fact ol
om manufactui
I stores in the (
n you. Look for tl
Remember this s;
issue 5c Half Pr
ck & Cannon Wool Lad
6 1 2c Mod
'heviots 6 1 2c Palm Beai
eclied Domes- ALL L
6 l-2c Wl'^
sheeting 612c WAISTS
ON GOODS
f 1A $1. Value
mite Lawn 10c .... ..
le 10c !V W^.te
tr. VO. V>MU Kl
ice 10c C1 . .
r .. 1111 Skirts
oile 12 l-2c c..
0 . ~ 53. Stlvei
ties 8 l-2c CI . .
.n Skirts
p 19c
;S 10c A" WGo1 '
18c lin SI/
/aistinj; 12 l-2c Ladies Sh
rag
*
Z q Financing T
8
ly o
:e. X The farmer's business c
*? Q financial backing if it is t<
er b|
X That is one reason why
id ? and willing bank behind 1:
X It is an important funct
_ Q temporary assistance to tl
th k of us, and who have demo
repay obligations when di
N The best way to have a
n- V
^ V an account with us, and
K only the farmer but every
^ ground financially to do s
b
81 b The Bank o
d. S
" &OOOOOOOOOOSO
ly _
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b AT YOUR SERVICE
at DAY AND NIGHT
1V
Always ready to tow yju
? in from any place-to make
tn any repair on short notice,
m
ot All work is done by skills
ed mechanics, and at most
^ reasonable prices.
Our Motto?"SERVICE
First Last and Always.''
n.
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ie Pageland Garage.
OTHE
:e Sale
?s inrougn Monday,
Worth ot merchant
I this house's tremc
rers makes it possil
Carolina*.
te yellow front. AH g(
lie Happens once a yeas
ice Sale of All Silk and Sale at 4
lies' Coat Suits, Beauti- Silk Waist
els to Select From. Short
ch Suits at 1-3 off.
ADIES READY-to $1 18 & 12
lR SACRIFICED
, SKIRTS, DRESSES $2. Misses
Etc.
White Skirts 48c $5. White
Garbadine Skirts 79c Dresses
3se & Blue Cordurov $5. Silk Pc
$1.98 $10. Taffet
Dioom bport Striped T ,
$i.<?8 , .I;or?LaFl
, ? _ List Redi
Skirts of Serge & Pop- Mon & R
>8,2.98,3.98 Hats, Slip
eer Organdie Waist on Furnishing
VROLLN
he Farmer ?
?
>ften needs a little extra j!
) grow and prosper. Q
he should have strong jC
lim. Q
ion of this bank to give
le farmers who seek it ?
nstrated their ability to X
ne. Q
credit Here is to carry X
we cordially invite riot Q
' one who wants to gain X
o. v
b
f Pageland b
b
a ?osooscoo<?l
Dr. R. L. McManus
DENTIST
Pageland, S. C.
Pageland Tuesday of each week.
Mt. Croghan Friday. Chesterfield
balance of time.
Filthy Hog Pens
The Town Marshall has inspected
the premises of the peonla
nf ..? J ' 1
piv ui x U^CIUUU, illlU IUUI1Q il
great many hog pens and privies
in a very unsanitary condition.
This is to call your attention to
this matter, that you may observe
the Sanitary Ordinances
without further notice.
R. H. NELSON, Mayor.
Ws)
\
Aug. 7th.
lise will be
>ndous cash
)le for us to
>ods marked in |
* and is worth 1
19c 68c 75c and 98c ?
I at 75c $1.68 and 1.98 |j
sleeve House Dresses a
75c I
5 Lawn Street Dresses b
87c \\
wliite Hntiste Dresses H
$1.40 oj
; & Colored Voile
$3.75 H
>plin Dresses $3.95 [|
a Silk Dresses $6.75 ^
l? ~ ? O "
iv ui .->pacc we cannot I
iced Sale Prices on 9
oys Clothing, Straw i
pers, Millinery, Gents \
;, Notions, Silks etc. |
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