Orangeburg news and times. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, May 06, 1876, Image 1
TWO DOLLAltR l'EH ANNUM. )?
G-OD AND OU!R COUNTRY.
VOLUME 10.
SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 6, 1876.
ALWAYS IX ADVANCE;
NUMBER 12
T? FRANK COE'S AMMONI?TED
Htm BONE ByPERPHOSPHATB.
Having been appointed Sole Agent for
lb La State for the sale of the above old and
Voll known FERTILISER; we shall ab
ways keep a full supply ?h hand. Orders
'entrusted to our care shall meet with
^prompt attention.
The merits of this Fertilizer are tbtJ well
known anlP appreciated to rcrjtllrb a mote
fcxtonded notice:. Wo will only statu that
&2ch consignment is subject to the severest
analysis, and that the original standard is
fully maintained. Dr II. PINCKNEY is
our travelling Agent, and any communica
tions to us through him yhall have every
care and dispatch,
PINCKNEY 15 ROTH EHSj
3 Commercial Wharf, Charleston, S. C.
feb 12 3iu
DEN TISTIIY.
I>R. Bi Ji MUCKEN FUSS
Having-entirely. Recovered from his Sick
ness, can be found at his OFFICE over
Gco. II. Cornclson's Store, where he will
bo glad to SEE his FRIENDS and the
Pnblic.
A CAKI>.
Dr. J- G. WAN NAM A K K It is in pbs
session of the Receipts and Prescription
Rooks of the late Dr. E. J. Oliveros. All
persons desiring to get any of the above
Preparations or Renewal of Prescriptions
can do so by calling on
Dr. WANN AM.\ KI'.R,
At his Drug Store.
aug 21?3m
GEO. S. S1I1KER,
Commission Alei'cliaiit,
m:.\i.i:u in
CiK< OERIES, KINK WINKS, &c.
Agent for Parton's Planier, Ayery's Hows,
and all kinds of Agricultural
1 iiipb mein-.
At New Uriel; Store next lo Duke's Driig
Store, sept "J??(Sin
COL,ASBURY .COWARD
, . Prtnclpnt.
A lull corps of abloProfossors.
CcitmluUi outfit oL' Arm a. Dpnratua cto. l'pr Ihoroofi*
jnenlol and physical, (raining. XovnUon nntod Cjt
JirtjJlhTbJiiiiB a and. potscjHimJ rail mad and <c!tJ(JrsjMl
IBSatralcd Cafalflguc ?Fpl]rtl^"TOT-n ?
tkdwieu'Sjc
dec 11
1875
The Cordial lialin of Kyricjim
ami Tonic 1*111?.
NERVOUS DERI LIT Y,
However obscure the eanse may be which
eoetributc to render nervous debility a
disease so prevalent, nflevting, ns it docs,
nearly one-half of our adult population, it
is * melancholy fact that day by day,and
year by year, we witness a most frightful in
crease of ncrvou* affections from the slight
est neuralgia to the more grave and
?Ktrtaic forms of
NERVOUS PROSTRATION,
Is characterized by n general languor or
weakness of the wbole organism, especially
of the nervous system, obstructing and pre
venting the ordinary functions ofnaturc;
hence there is a disordered stale of the
wocretions; constipation, scanty and high
colorcd urine, with an excess of earthy or
lime sediment, imlicalwc of waste of brain
and nerve substance, frequent palpitations
of the heart, loss of memory and marked
irresolution of purpose, and inability to
carry into action any well-defined business
enterprise, or.to fix the mind upon any one
thing nl a time. There is great sensitive
ness to impress, thdiigli retained hut a short
time, with a flickering and Muttering condi
tion of (he mental faculties, rendering an
individual what is ronnuonlv called a
whiflle-minded or flieklu-iuindcd man.
This condition of tin; indi\iilnal, <listress
ing as it is, may with a certainty been red by
THE CORDIAL RALM OK SYRIOIIM
AND LOTH KOI "S TONIC PH/LS,
Medicines unrivaled for their wonderful
properties and remarkable cures of all Ner
vous Complaint; . Theirellieaey is equally
great in the treatment and eure* of Cancers,
Nodes, Ulcers, Pustule, Pimples, Tetter,
Fever, Sores, Ringworm, Krysipchis, Scald
head. Harbers' J toll, Scurvy, Salt Rheum,
Copper-Colored I'dotelics, (ilandular Swell
ings, Worms and Black Spots in the Flesh,
Discolorations, Ulcers in the'J'hroat, Mouth
and Nose, Sore Legs, and Sores of every
character, because these medicines arc the
very best
ELOQD MEDICINE
Ever plnccd before the people, and are war
ranted to be .'he most powcrfull Alterative
ever originated by man, removing .Morbid
Sensibility, Dt prcssion of Spirits, Dementia
and Mcinnchoba
EfdOT Sold by all Druggists, and will he sent
by express to all parts of the country i|.v ad
dressing the proprietor, (i. EDGAR
LOTHROP, M. D., M3 Court sind, floston,
Mass., who may he consulted free of charge
dither personally or liy mail. Send '_'"> cents
and get a copy of his Hook on Ncrvotia
Diseases.
t?g 1J 187,0 Jv
The Pilgrim's Progress
A N?w Edition.
1620-1875.
The fbilbwlbg is attributed to Hon.
J. ilnmmumi Tr?i?bulii atld is from
the Harl/brd Cbui-'aht Almdnac?Cen
tennial edition :
1620. Lands ou Plymouth Rock
and sets up for himself.
I 1621. Keeps Thanksgiving?in no
danger of ovcr-cating.
1622. Builds a Meeting House.
1623. Proclaims a Fast Day.
1628. Cuts down a May Pole at
Merry Mount, as a rebuke to vain
recreations.
1635. Is crowded for accommoda
tions, and stakes out a new farm at
Connecticut.
1037. Makes war on the Antinom
inns and the Pequot Indians?and
whips both.
1638. Starts' a College.
1640. Sets lip a Printing Press.
10-111. Goes into a Confederacy?
the first Colonial Congress.
1648; Lays down the Cambridge
Plat form. Hangs a Witch.
Ki ll). Sets hi? face agailist the un
christian custom of wearing long hair,
"a thing uncivil anil uncomely."
1651. Is rebuked for "intolerable
excess and bravery ol'apparel," and is
forbidden to wear gold and silver lace,
or other such gewgaws.
1052. Coins Pino Tree. ShiHinirs
? and makes the business profitable.
i ?03. Prints a Jiible for the
1 lidiahs.
10M). Buys a "bang up" clock, and
occasionally carries a silver .watch
(lint "help's him guess the lime of day.
About this period letrns to use Forks
at table; a new fashion.
1602. Is scared by Witches again,
at Salem; but gets the better of them
1701. Founds another College,
which, after a while, settles down at
Now IIavcn.
1704. Prints his first Newspaper,
in Boston.
1705. Tasts Coffee, as a luxury,
and at his own table.
1707. Constructs another Platform
?this time at Say brook.
1710. Beging to sip Tea- very
sparingly. It doos not come into
family use till five-and-twrnty j'ears
later.
1711. Puts a letter into bis first
Post office.
1720. Eats a Potato?nud takes
enc home to plant iu his garden as a
curiosity.
1721. Is Inoculated for the Small
Pox?not without grave remonstrance
from his conservative neighbors. Be
gins to Sing by noto on Sunday, thcre
I by encountering much opposition, und
t opening a ten years' quarrel.
I 1740. Manufactures tinned ware,
I und starts the first tin Peddler on his
I travels.
j 1742. FccsFaneuil Hall built. The
cradle of liberty is ready to be rock
! cd.
1745. Builds au Organ; but docs
not yet permit it to bo played in the
Meeting House.
1750. Buys 11 bushel of Potatoes for
Wintere use?all his friends wonder
ing what he will do with so many.
1755. Puts up a Franklin Stove, in
his bc?t room; and tries one of the
newly iliven 1 cd Lightning Kods.
1760. About lliis time begins 16
wear a collar to bis shirt. When he
I can ufiord it, takes his wife to incet
j ing in a Chaise, instead ol ou a pillion.
1 as iheretoloro.
1705. Shows his dislike to stamped
Paper, and joins the "Sons of
Liberty."
170S. Tries his hand at Type
Founding?not yet successful?in
Connecticut.
1770. Buys a home milde Wooden
Clock.
177;l. Waters his Tea iu Boston
harbor. Plants Liberty Trees, wher
ever he finds good soil.
1774. -Lights Boston streets with
oil Lamps; a novelty (though "New
Lights" had been plenty some years
before.)
J775. Shows Lord Percy how to
march to "Yankee Doodle." Culls
at Ticonderega, to take lodgings for
the seadou. Scuds Geueral Putnam
j (under the command of several Colo
nels) with a 8innll party to select a
site for Bunker Hill Monument.
! 1770, Brother Jonathan?as he
begins to be called in the family?de
clares himself Fiee uud Independent.
1780. Buys mi "Umbrillo," for
Snudays; and whenever he shows it,
is laughed at for bis effeniinney.
1791. Starts a Cotton Spinning
factory.
1702. Has been raising Silk
Worms, in Connecticut;and how gives
bis minister (not his wife) n home
made silk gown. Buys u Carpet for
middle of the parlor floor.
1793. Invents the Cotton Gin?and
thereby trebles the value of Southern
plantations.
3795-1800. Wears 1'nntaloons oc
casionally; but not when iu full dress.
Begins to use Plates on the breakfast
and tea table.
1802. Has the boys and girls
vaccinated.
1S0G. Tries to burn l piece of Hard
Coal from Philadelphia; a failure.
1807. Sees a boat go by steam on
Hudson.
181?. Hold.-: a little Convention at
Hartford, but doesn't propose to dis
so'velhc Union. Buys one of Terry's
patent "Shelf Clocks," for S3G, and
regulates bis watch by it.
1817. Sets up a Stove in the Meet
ing House, and builds a fire in it on
, Sunday; an innovation which is
stoutly resisted by many.
1817. Begins to rur. a Steamboat
on Long Island Sound?and takes
passage on it to New .York, R/ter.tanU- ^
fng his will.
1819. Grown bolder, he crosses
the Atlantic in u steamship.
1822. I ights Gas in Boston (but
doesn't light Boston with gas till
1829.) At last, learns how to hmkc
Hani Coal burn, and sets a grate in
his parlor. Buys a Steel Pen (or.c of
Gillott's, sold at 833 per gross). lias
everyday Shirts made without
Ruffles.
1825. About this time, puts n
Percussion Lock on his old musket.
1820. Buys his wife a pair of quci r
shaped India Rubber ?vorshoes. Puts
on bis first False Collar. fries an
"Kxporiroentttl" railro\d, by horse
power.
1828. Tastes his first Tomato?
d oubtingly. Is told that it is un
fashionable to feed himself with his
knife?and buys Silver Forks, for
great occasions.
183d. Rubs his first Friction Match
?then called a "Lucifer," and after
wards "Loco Foco." Throws away
the old Tiuder Box, with its (Hut and
steel.
1835. Invents the Revolver, and
sets about supplying the world with
it, ns a peace-maker. Tries a Gold
Pen, but cannot find a good one yet
?not till 18-14. Builds a teal Knil
road, and rides on it.
1S37, Gets in a panic.?and out
again, after free use of ' shin plas
ters."
1838. Adopts the new fashion of
putting his letters in linyelopes?it
fashion which duos not fairly prevail
till seven years later.
1840. Sits for his Ihtguerrcbtpye,
and gels n pic'-lire fearfully and won
derfully made. Begins to Mow him
self up with ?'Cutiiphens" and "Pin n
ing lluid;" and continues the process
for years with changes of name of the
active tigcht, down to, and including
Noli-Ex plosive Kerosene."
18*14. Sends his first message by
the Fleet rie Telegraph'.
IS 17. Buys his wife n Sewing Ma
chine? in the vain hope that some
how it will keep the buttons on his
shirts'. Begins to receive advices
from the "Spirit World."
1855. Begins to bore and be bored
by the Iloosac Tunnel.
1858. Celebrates the laying of the
Ocean Cable, and sends a friendly
message to John Bull. Next week
begins lo doubt whether the cable
has been laid at all.
1861. Gocb South, to help compose
a jftiTwIy quarrel. Take:? to Uohig
Paper Money.
1801 1865. Climbs die Hill Diffi
culty?relieved of lm pack after Jan.
1st, 1864; hut looses Greath Hearth,
April 14th, 1865.
1865. Gets the Atlantic Cable in
working order at hist, in season to
?end word to Iiis British cousins who
have been waiting for an invitation
to his funeral that he "lives yet."
1865-1875. Is reconstructing and
tallying about Resumption. Send his
hoys to tho Museum to see an old
fashioncd Silver Dollar.
1875. docs to Bunker Mill to pay
honor to the illustrious men who
commanded General Put man. Think's
lie won't m Hate?and Helps strangle a
Western rag-baby Gets ready to
celebrate bis second golden wed ing
by.a>grand family reunion nextycai
in Bliiiadolphia.
%-i?>... ^?
Eighteen Hundred Years After
Death.
? ?
A'Corrcspopdont of Applelon's Jour
/"///writing of excavations at Pompeii,
says }
"Anibug the most interesting of the
objects it,und recently arc two skele
tons,: one of a somewhat elderly man,
the 'other of a woman. They were
'bund in the Via Stabia among the
ashesi of the last eruption, evidently
overtaken iu ibis (light and Iniriod in
tho cinders. According to the usual
methpd employed to preserve the ex
ternal appearance of objects, liquid
plaster was poured into the cavity,
whiclvserving as a mou'd, a face-smile
of she forms was obtained; and thus
perfectly ? preservrd, the statue-like
bpdiu^yele placed in glass cases.in ?
?'fiii^A^ihpeVi*Tnnseutn. \Vhile appre
ciating nil the horror of such a death
and the suffering endured, as shown*
by the position, 1 cannot but imagine
what would vnvc been the astonish
ment of that man or woman had some
prophet infoimed them that eighteen
hundred years alter I heir death their
forms, and even as much of their gar
ments as were not. consumed in the
eruption, would be placed in a
museum for inspection by a multitude
of sight-seers, some from lands, the
exist nee of which they had never
dreamed of.
' The poor woman is lying on her
face, anil even the form of her hair,
put up behind, is seen. One arm
shields her forehead, and she. is sup
ported by the other. Her stony limbs
uro well formed, and traces of a gar
ment arc seen passing in folds around
her. The man, although placed on
his hack in the exhibition, when
found was tu lied oh his side. One
arm rests ou bis hip; the other is up
lifted; The lac*1 i? somewhat distor
ted, bat massive and smoothly
shaven. Even the form of the fasten
ings of the .sandals around the ankle,
and of the long button higher up on
the leg to hold them, is clearly seen.
Tbc limbs are parti)' drawn up. The
skeleton of a tolerably 'arge dog, also
reeonth found, is in the Museum of
Voihpeii bis who'c form preserved in
plastoi, in the sumo manner as lho.40
just mentioned. He is lying on bis
hack, writhing in suffering, bitin? his
his leg. Tl c rings and collar are
plainly seen."
Bijti nit's Wit.?In one of his first
law-cases, the General said, in I.is
usual way, v.lien the case was called :
"Let notice he givon "
"What paper? asked the vener
able clerk.
"In the Lowell .1/. '> (" said
Butler, selecting; a local paper de
tected by the party to which the clerk
and tho judge belonged. There \vas
a pause.
"Tho Lowell A'frrrttWr !" said the
clerk, restraining his feelings. "I
don't know such a paper.1'
"Pray, Mr. dork," Vtd Butler,
"don't begin felling the court what
you know, or there will be no lime for
anything else."
The people of Wyoming don't
know whether to call their female
judge a justice?? of the peace or a jus
tice of the peace;s. That can easily
decided after it is seen whether she
1 ? 1
makers p( acc or pit e< ?..
A Sweet Joke.?The following
neat stroke of business deserves men
tion, onl'nccount of the grand simpli
city of the means set in action. The
scene is in a drugg'st's shopnt Fog^ia,
in the Neapohtan~province of Cupi
tanata; time, night, the druggist hav
ing just lighted u handsome silver
lump, the admiration and envy of the
neighborhood. A mau enters, li dd
ing his hat in his bund.
"Mr. Druggist, will you please to
give me n hatful of syrup ol tamar
inds?" says the Btrnujer.
"A hatful of syrup ! what do you
mean?" cries the druggist, opening
his eyes very wide.
"Do not mortify me by a refusal.
It is a bet with a friend; so just fill up
my hut, and lell me what is to pay/'
The druggist was a merry fellow;
the conceit pleased him; and so hi:
brought a big-bellied flask; full up to
the neck with syrup, which was duly
transferred to the customer's wide
awake."
"There,'! said the druggist.
Scarcely were the words put of his
muiiih, whey the wide-awake was on I
his head, in a twinkling the lamp was !
blown out an I carried away, whi e
the poor druggist, helpless ami im
movable, stood, like the image of
spine liver god; with the clammy ooze
trickling from him on every side.
? m ? 11 ii . - . caca? -
A Timely Extkact fkom G inno.v.
?The following, from Gibbon's ''De
cline and Kail," is worth reading
no.v. ''The policy of the emperors
ami the senate, as far as it concerned
religion, was happily seconded by the
reflection of the enlightened^ and by
the i habits of' the-stYpcrstitiOu-?: The
various modes of worship, which pre
vailed in tin- Roman world, were all
considered by the people as equally
true; by the philosopher as equally
false; and by the magistrate as equal
ly useful. And thus toleration pro
duced not only mutual indulgence,
but even religious concord."
A young man asked his sweetheart
if he might be permitted to kiss he:,
and give her an affectiounte hug.
"No," said she, "I can't allow that;
but I'll tell you what I will do; I'll
split the difference with you?you
may kiss me, and I'll hug you."
Does it hurt a joke to crack it.
Drop me a line' as the drowning
man said to a sailor on deck.
What people can never live long
nor wear great coats? Dwarfs.
An articles you can always borrow.
?Trouble.
Stem has been donned as a bucket
of ?vatcr in n tremendous persperntion
Why is love like Scotch plaid '
Because it is all stuf!'and often cross
ed.
Why is a badly conducted hotel j
like a riddle ? Because it is a vile
inn.
Tidy?A man in Portsmouth nam
ed his two children Fbcne/.er and
Flora, ;ind always spoke of them as
Ebf.ndFlo.
There, is a man out West who
drinks so 'much whiskey that musqiii
t.?es lhnt bito him die of delirium 're
mens. i |
A Birch Rod inscribed, "Spare, the
rod, ttud spoil the child," was pre* j
sentcd :;t a woolen wedding down
Fn.-d.
To know ..a man, obacr.ve luu he
wins his object rather than bow he
loses it; for when we ftlii, our pride
supports; when we succeed, it bet jays
us. i
Lady?"Oh, what a shame such a
nice, little fellow as you should smoke
that nasty pipe."
Roy?"Yes, mum, it is. It ought
ter be a hawantm."
A "servantgal'; who had a "follow
er" fold the lady with whom she had
it situation that .-he pro'crrcd that bo
should lie kept in ignorance of the
fact that she was doing housework, as
he supposed she was "hoarding,"
SI,M> 2oc. to G. r.ltOWELb&CO.j
New York, for Pamphlet of 10U page.-,
containing lists of JU100 new spapers, and ami
ti muutc tliowing coat of ;u!veriL>ing.
Bookj! Stationery! Music!
A TuSQ
A lot of WIXIMW SHADES of ah im
proved Patent, being neat, simple iu put
ting up, durable and Oll KAI* in price.
Lamps, Chimneys and Lamp Fixtures
always on hand.
SOLE AUK NT rOU TIIK
Celebrated WATT PLOW and Catting*,
which I 8el| tit Manufacturer's
1'iiivs, with freight
added, viz: /
One Horse A and ?.SG 00
Two IloKt M and N. 9 00
Castings.7c per lb.
Instil mice and Collections prompt
ly attended to.
AGENT FOR
Liverpool. London and O lobe I tne.irauce Co
Georgia Home Insurance Co.
Maiihatteii Life Insurance Co.
KIUIv ItOHIXSON.
Market St.
oct 2 3q
&5 to #ao i*icit i>ay~?t
Home. Sampled worth $1 free. Stiu?on
.v. Co., Port hi ml; Maine.
Ci/l~ ?t cltlS' :it home. Agents wanted.
W> Outfit ami terms free. Tit UK & CO.,
Augusta, Maine,
mar 11 1S70 ly
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A XII
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The only DOOH, SASII and BLIND
Factory owned anu managed by a Carolin
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Terms Cash.
Alwaw on band a lagc Stock of DOORS,
SASH, " ItMXl>3, MOULDINGS, Scroll
anil Turned Work of every description,
(?las-;, White Leads, and Ilm blent' Hard
ware, I?re--t l Lumber and Flooring
delivered Iii aiiy p:trt ot this State.
j:ui 22 ly
mrm'"
OPERATIVE
AND MECHANICAL.
1SY
A. M. Snider. L. S. WOLFE
& T. J.Calvert.
fed'" Oflice open at all times.
ARTHUR II. LEWIJT
DERMAT0LIG1ST AND PRACTICAL
HAIR CUTTER,
If yon want a goinl and easy Shave or ao
Arti-tic I lair Cut or a delightful Shampoo,
go to
ARTHUR II. LEWIS'S
Hair Cutting Looms, No. 3 Law Range
opposite ('out i llou.ee Square.
l^tf" Speeiid attention paid to Childrea
Hair Cutting. Extra Looms for L_icJie<.
Kept 4 1S7? ly
STOISTO
PIIOSPIIATK CO.,
CJIIAHI^ESTOXi S. C.
.Soltll?!?? <?ua:in>?(Available Hone
Phosphate of Linie lo-?j per cent. Am
mooia 3-11 per cent.) April 1st. $14, Not.
IhI, $">0. Cotton Option, Middlings nt IS
ets.
Acid Pliovij>ii?lo ?(Availablc Bone
Phosphate of Lime, 22-IS per cent.) April
1st. ?_'??>; Nov. Ist, $33; Cotton option $45.
SpCCiu! S5lltc.hu) (!rangers on cash
orders.
For particulars apply to
K; C IVilliuiiiH, Treasurer, ;
Charleston, K. 0.
Or 1 ? C. 1>. Kot Colin, Orangeburg, S. C,
\V. 1'. Cain A- Co.," Lewisville, S. C, W. S.
! Ut-iey, Ocbrge's, S. C,
lai'i 22 -1S7? 3m
COHN TO ARRIVE.
300 Bushels of Prime Western
Corn in Sacks
TO ARRIVE
and will he suhl low. Orders received
lor the same to bo delivered at Depot
or from Store.
SUGARS A XI) COFEES
DOWN L\ PK ICE
at St.jro of
JOHN A. HAMILTON,
Next toCour U6f.sc on Market St,