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GOD .A-ISTD OTJI^ COUNTRY.
VOLUME 10.
SATURDAY MORNING, APRIL 15, 187,6. ^i r"'',
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NUMBER 9
J2j. ;? "BONE' SUPERIT10SFU ATIS.;
Having been appointed Sole Agent for
this State for the sale of the above old and
well known FERTILIZER, wo shall al
ways keep a full supply on hand. Orders
?ntruatcd to our care shall meet with
Tprompt attention. r
The merits of this Fertilizer arc too well
knovru and appreciated to require a more
extended notice. Wc will only state that
?ach consignment is subject to the severest
analysis, and that the original standard is
fully maintained. Dr II. P1NCKNEY is
-our travelling Agent, and any communiea
'tions to us through him shall have every
caro and dispatch.
P1NCKNEY brothers,
3 Commercial Wharf, Charleston, S. C.
feb 12 3m
CHARLES S. BULL
ATTORNEY AT LAW
u. s. COMMISSIONER
AND
NOTERY 1'UBLIC.
Crangeburg, S. C
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A CARD.
Ih-. J. CL WANNAM AKER is in pos
"session of the Receipts and Prescription
Books of the late Dr. E. J. Oliveros. All.
persans desiring to get any of the above
Preparations or Kcnewnl of Prescriptions
?ean do so by calling oa
Dr. WAXNAMAKE?,
At his Ding Store.
aug 2?--3m
'GEO. S. 8H1?ER,
"CominisHion AI e i*e 1 rant,
I>KAI.Kit IN
(UV ('ERIKS, FINK WINKS, <v.o.
?Agent for Rartoii's Planter, Avery's Plows,
sf'id all kinds of Agricuhurul
1 in]ih incuts.
At Nc* Hiiek Store next to Duke's Di ng
Sun c. . - - sept 'lb?Ihn
?ol, asbury .coward
-, Prlaelnnl.
AJ'uTcorpa of a ulo Profess pots.
^Ccnnuijto outfit of Anna, apmnhiH pic. fir Ihnrxiti^h.
jni'iilnl and pliyairaL trnwiiiij*. LmsUion Jioloil fur
^loalUiAdnCBSaiul posoesmmj rait ninil onit MuUrajiIifb
j^rilWr?-7^ Ulitftialca Catalogue oyiiij tui!riiicy>al. '
dec 11 1ST") if
TUe Cordial ISnlm ??I\Syrioiim
and Tonic
NERVOUS DEBILITY,
ifowever obscure the cause may he which
contribute to render nervous debility a
?Unnase so prevalent, affecting,as it does,
laearly one-half of our adult population, it
Ih a melancholy fact that day by day, and
yoarbyycar, we witness a most frightful in1
wrease of nervous aflections from die slight
est neuralgia to the more grave and
xsKtreme forms of
NERVOUS PROSTRATION,
Js characterized by a general languor or
?weakness, of tho whole organism, especially
? ?f tho nervous system, obstructing and pre
venting" the ordinary functions of nature;
hence tliero is a disordered state of the
?ecretions; constipation, scanty and high
colored'' urine, with an excess ofearthy or
lim? sediment, indicative of waste of brain
and nerve Htibstancc, frequent palpitations
?f the heart, loss of memory and marked
irresolution ef purpose, and inability to
carry into action any well-defined business
enterprise, or to fix the mind upon any one
thing at a time. There is great sensitive
ness to impress, though retained but a .short
time, with a flickering and Muttering condi
tion of the mental faculties, rendering an
individual what is commonly called a
whiluc-minded or flicklc-niirided man.
This condition of the individual, distress
ing us it is, may with a certainty bocuicd by
THE CORDIAL BALM OF SYRICUM
AND LOTJIROP'S TONlG PILLS,
Medicines unrivaled for their wonderful
properties and remarkable eures of nil Ner
vous Complaints. Theiretlicacy is equally
great in Ihe treatment and eure of Cancers,
Nodes, Ulcers, Pustule, Pimples, Tetter,
Fever, Sores, Ringworm, Krysipehis, Scald
head. Harbers' Itch, Scurvy, Salt ItliruhV,
Coppcr CoiorccL Blotches, Glandular Swell
ings, Worms and HI tick Spots in (he Flesh,
Discolorations, Ulcers in thcThroat, Mouth
and Nose, Sore Legs, and Sores of every
character, because these medicines are the
very best
BLOOD MEDICINE
Ever placed before the people, and are war
ranted to ho Ihe. most powerful 1 Alterative
ever originated by man, removing Morbid
Sensibility, Depression of Spirits, Dementia
and Melancholia
J66F* Sold by all Druggists, and will be sent
by express to all parts of tho country qy ad
dressing the proprietor, (1. EDtS AR
LOTUEOP, M. L>? 14:5 Court street, Hosten,
Mass., who may be consulted free of charge
?ithor personally or by mail. Send cents
and get a copy of his Hook on Nervous
Diseases.
aug .14 1875 ]y
[From (he Church Union.']
A Savant Mafre;?, an iEgg, and a
Live Bird Hatches Therefrom.
It seems that, for more than four
teen years,' Frort' Gaining, of Brucn
burg, a man well known to the liter
ary and scientific wbrlo^lias had his
attention directed to the production
of animal l'db by means of galvanism.
This was a daring thought; but the
Pr a lessor, with the zeal and devotion
worth v of the old alchemists in whose
footsteps lie was fallowing, pcrscveicd
against obstacles that; would have dis
couraged any man less sanguine than
himself; and/at last, hdi had the sat
isfaction of seeing his patient labors
crowned with success, tlu.it will place
his name in the foremost rank of that
galaxy of bright .stars who preceded
him in the great field of discovery.
The Professor's first/experiment
was to hatch chickens from the egg by
the employment of artificial heat,
after manner of the Egyptians. In
this he was ' entirely-successfub/nnd
perfected a sioiplp fapd tPml)a9UlP
paratus to maintain by means of hot
water, an equal temperature for any
period of time. n
This being accomplished, he turned
his attention to the production of the
egg! This was no easy matter; but
after innumerable experiments, dur
ing a period often years, the details
of which would fill a volume, he sue
cceded in making a correct analysis
of an egg. One step was accomplish
ed ! but the most diilicalt was yet to
be Itikch?the mysterious combina
tion of the ctamionts so as to form a
compound similar to the natural
article.
Encouraged' by his success,.. the
Doctor set about bis almost hopeless
task with a drierniinntion to sur
mount ev< rv oh. tnt le. He felt satis-""
i lied that it. was only by means of
j galvanism that his object could be ac
! cotnplished, and directed all his ener
gies to the construction of a battery of
constant, equal and moderate power.
Atter trying nearly every kind of
battery in use, lie had almost begun
to despair, when, by accident, he
learned that a constant battery of
moderate power had been constructed
in England by placing a plate of zinc
and a plate of copper in an ordinary
flower pot, and keeping the earth
moistened with ammonia.
He immediately constructed such
an one. After varjous modifications
be succeeded it to his purpose, and
bad the satisfaction after nearly-four
teen years of almost constant cxpcri:
ment, of seeing his labors c.owncd
with success, and producing from ele
ments a substance similar in all re
spects to an egg.
Now came the exciting period of
his labors, to sec whether this n.'-ti ?
iicially formed egg could be hatched
by heat. lie placed it in his hatching
oven, and watching it through a glass
door almost constantly, scarcely tak
ing time to cat or sleep, until he had
seen the success of his grand experi
ment.
Day after day he watched with pa
tient assiduity the consummation of
bis hopes. On the twentieth day after
placing his egg in the oven, a small
bole was observed in one side of it,
hu<l shortly after the bill of a fcird
was thrust through. The Professor
was almost wild with delight, several
times was on the point of breaking
the egg, to sec what kind of a bird lin
was going to have, lie restrained
himself, however, and next morning
had the satisfaction of finding in the
receiver a live bird, of some unknown
species, perfect in ils ann'lonr., hut
strange to say, entirely without feath
ers. .<;/?.
This most astonishing result, re
marks the paper from which wc quote,
''bas almost upset our previous notions
of i.atural philosophy and governing
laws of animal organism. As we
gazed upon the featherlcss bird hop
ping about and feeding upon the
feeds given it, wo began to doubt the
reality of our own existence, or that
of anything about us !"
The Professor, urged on by his suc
cess, has set about another analysis,
and ha?< no doubt of being able lo
produce perfect birds of every known
spocies.
The Allgemein Zeitung of the next
day remarks that the whole city is
electrified with the development.
\From the Hauling J*'<i<//c]
How He Was Badly Sold.
I happened the other day on the
Lchigh Valley railroad. The train
had just left Elision and the conduc
tor was making his first round, when
he observed a small white dog with a
bushy tail and bright cye3 sitting
cosily on the seat beside a young lady
so handsome that it made his heart
roll over like a lop-sided pumpkin.
But duty was duty, and he remarked
in his most deprecatory manner :
? 'I'm very sorry, madam, but it is
against the rules to have dogs in the
passenger cars."
"Oh, niy, is that so?" and she turn
ed up two lovely brown eyes beseech
ingly. "What in the world will I
do? I can't throw him away. He was
a Christmas present from my aunt."
"By no means, miss We'll put
him in a baggage car, and he'll be just
as happy as a robin in Spring."
"What! put my nice white dog in a
nasty, stufty, dusty baggage ear ?"
?Tin awfully sorry, miss, 1 doas
sure yon. but the rules of the company
arc as inflexible as the laws of the
Modes and them other fellows, you
know. He shall hive my overcoat to
lie on and the brakesman shall give
him grub and water every time he
opens his mouth."
"I just think i^s awful mean, so I
do; and I know somebody will steal
it,: so they will," and she showed a
half notion to cry that nearly broke
the conductor's heart, hut, he was
firm and sang out to the brakesman,
who fvas playing a solo on the stove :
"Here, Andy, take this dog over to
the baggage car, and tell 'em to take
just the best kind of care of hinn"
The young lady pouted, but the
brakesman reached over and picked
up the eaninc as tenderly as though it
were a two-weeks-old baby, but as he
did so a strange expression came over
his lace like a wave of cramp colic,
and he said hastily to the conductor :
"Here, you just hold hini a minute
till 1 put this poker away,"and he
trotted out of the car door and held
on to the brake wheel, shaking like a
man with tho ague.
The conductor no sooner had his
blinds on the dog than he looked
around for a hole to fall through,
"Wh?wh?why, this is a worsted
dog."
"Yes, sir, it is," replied the little
miss, demurely. "Did you not know
that i"
"No, I'm most awful sorry to say 1
didn't know that;" and he laid the
Christmas dog down in the owner's
lap, and walked out on the platform,
where he stood a half hour in the cold,
trying to think of a hymn tune to suit
the >\orst sold man on the Lchigh
Valley road.
A Good Remedy for Dull
Times.?It is a remarkable fact that
those who advertise the most liberally
grumble the least about dull times
every one is looking for the place
where ?Lo can get the most goods for
the least money, and he scans the
columns of his local paper for the
desired information. He sees that a
certain merchant advertises to sell
goods cheap, and perhaps quotes a
few price: . He visits bis place of busi
ucss to ascertain if he performs what
he advertises, and makes bis purcha
ses there, lie is satisfied. The mer
chant makes a good profit oil his goods
?keeps on advertising, and gets the
bulk of trade. Why? Because he
gets his name and business constantly
before the people. Judicious adver
tising is the greatest panacea for dull
times.
"I lake my tex (Iis mornin," said a
colored preacher, "from dat portion
ob de Scriptures whar do Postlc Paul
pints his pistol to the Festous."
lie who shows courtesy reaps iriend
ship, and he who plants kindness
gathers love.
The Lodge.
It got so nt lust that his wife began
to wonder what business "the Lodge''
had on hand that it should meet four
or five times per week. lie., was. out
fur four, nights a week until eleven
o'clock, und he came home with red
ness in his eyes and his step was un
steady as he passed down the hall. lie
said "the Ledge" business was mighty
hard ou the muscles, and that candi
dates .were coining in by the hund
leils. One night he groaned out in
I his sleep, and talked of "thcright bow-'
er," yelled out "spade's!" und the.
wife wtfndered still more. The other
evening she took n position where she
could sec who went up stairs into the
Lodgu rooms. * ITer husband passed;
by and entered a place where rows of
bottles adorn the shelves, and codec
and spico stand in sou Ours on the
counter to purify the breath. When
she went in he was one of four at a
table. Each one of the four were
looking nt the pictures on sonic cards
held in'hi.-, band.
'??Vo this is the Lodge, is it V" she
inquired, as she stood before him.
lie. was caught, ami he resolved to
make a "clean breast of it. Ho laid his
cards down, ros2 up and gave her his
arm, und said :
"J won't lie to you, Mary. This is
not the Lodge rooKi; this is where wc
si'?jp for a minute to beat, the blasted
enemies of our craft out of their sur
plus greenbacks. When 1 come home
to-night, Mary, I'll bring that shawl
' you spoke of."
The regularity with which the man
now stays at homo every evening in
the week is astonishing.
-f;-? ? ??
%et (he Man Out.
? .< ?
Thc^h^p licv. l r. Wighlman, one
night silting later than us ul, sunk in
he profundities of a groat folio tome,
imagined be heard a sound in the
kitchen inconsistent with the quietude
und security ul a mouse, and so, tak
ing his caudle, he proceeded to ih
vcsiigtilc the cause.
His foot being hoard in the lobby,
the housekeeper began, with all earn
cstnbss, to cover the lire, as; if pre
paring for bed.
"Ye're up late to night, Mary."
"I'm jist i nk in' the (ire,sir, and
gaun to bed."
"That's right, Mary; I like timeous
hours."
On his way back to the study be
passed the coal closet, and, turning
the key, took it with him.
Next morning, at an early hour,
there was a rap at his bed-room door,
and a request lor the key, to put a
fire ou.
"Ye'rc too soon up, Mary; go hue
to your bed yet.
Half an hour later there was
another knock, and a similar request,
in order to prepare for breakfast
"J don't want to breakfast so soon.
Mary; go back to your bed."
Another half hour, and then anoth
er kneck, with an entreaty for the
key, a* it was washing day.
This was enough, lie uro so and
handed out the key. saying :
"Go and let the man out."
Mary's sweetheart had been impris
oned all night in the coal closet, as
the preacher shrewdly suspected,
where, Py rain is ami Thisbe-likc, they
had breathed their love through the
key-hole.
Blessed the man who knows enough
to keep his mouth shut. Some people
live sixty years without learning tl is
art. Indeed, the older they grow the
wider their mouths upon, A manor
woman who is a gabbler at forty-five
is ti dreadful uilliction to a house, or
church, or community. There are
two things this age needs to learn?
when to say nothing, atid witch it
says anything to svy it well. "If any
man or woman among you seems to
be religious, and bridlcth not his or
her tongue, this man or woman's re
ligion is vain.
'?You're a brilliant and versatile
boquct of loveliness," he said, with a
voice that was low and soil; and, in
return, she warbled : "Dry up,
Ucorge; you've said enough."
.L?st'Wtfrdtr?f Eminent Statesmen.
-.ihinl) ?TiiJ llftf gl ? ... ? j
Th?>,rol.^\yin<; arc ihc dying words
of some of jourf eminent statesmen, re
cently deceased: ,,)V ....
Shod; no. muleteers for me?B. II.
BrisloWp j| [ jr. .
The game: is played out?Poker
Hob Sehouck. . k . .i ;'
iStaud l?& your ...post-tradorship?
7Wf< y yl/Mitv?Bclk^uip.,.,.
I am. .glad that I die young. It
would he terrible to grow old and sin
ful? Wniwmgr. "?"" -
I1 My son, never write letters?Picrr
L ? .'? ? a : ; *. t')
pout. .
This k'is not Kuicidc, but assassi
nation?Jbhn 15. Henderson..
II" 1 had' only been1 born twins I
could ha vie* 'made just" twice as much
?Orvil Ul Gr?nt.'
Some love; to roani o'er the dark sea
foanV,' lititm.sT?r nt'egive me a worm
eaten hiill in 'a sungharbor? Robe
sonJ 1 t'-"-i':: 'i'"" if--'
IDo?'t ;wecp for nie. I'iri glad to
get out of the wilderness.' Meet mcon
the happy hnntlrig grounds?Delano.
Tell B. Butler I died happy, by
special request?R.'H. Dana.
Look mif ih"' thb" still when it is
crooked?.John' McDonald.
They ? snV "the streets of the New
Jerusalem' aTe paved With gold. T
want to go?lloss Shcpcrd.
Who would havc.thought that cold
tonguc wou1d"ktir'?*lnaii??^flJbering
Jim* Blainc. , ? ? ,
A tanner won't last you more than
eight yfcafs?rlJab'cock'.
-^? i' ii, >.i-? ?i
The Man with the Plaster on his
Npse. . ?>!
"The. greatest "of (ht'sc is charity."
One day last week::a Newark chap
walked down RrnacJ street with a
|,plaster on his no.<p. and the follcwin^
criticisms were passed upon him l>y
his fellow citizens within Ihc short
distance between Central avenue and
Market street:
"Nice looking rooster, that is !{'
"Been oh a fcurfuLJuiin ajjd bark
ed Iiis nose against a lamp post!*' ,
"Von always know a man by the
nose he keeps
"Been susssn' his wife und got a
smash iii the snoot with, a Slew-pan !"
"fried to come it over sonic fellow
and got whaled, and served 'iin
right'!" il l! -
"Got a red nose and, trying to hide
it l"
"5Iust luivc bloyedjfearful on that
horn to burst it that way!"
"That fellow's5 carry in' a plaster
advertisement dodge, but it won't
work !"
"B'lievc that man ain't got no sore
nose at all.: He's altered his appear
ance for somcthin'.or o',her, and the
perl ice ought to spot 'im 1"
"Nice old rum blossom that is; if I
had it I'd slay ill the house and not be
seen by anybody !". ?
And yet the subject of all these
uncharitable remarks ? got his nose
skinned trying to get into a crowded
revival meeting. ?
"See here, 'conductor, why don't
you have a 'lire ln"tTi(| car T " Wc?,
you see, one of the directors is a cloth
ing man, another is'| a doctor, and
another is ?' fclrog'storc keeper, and
another runs a tom'bstonii factory, and
you know in this: wofVd'^cople must
'live and let live.' S?ybu sec"?
"All riglit, sir; g?fthead with your
coffin "
An editor, speaking of a steamboat,
says "she had twelve'berths in the
ladies' cabin." "Oh,1 dear me," said
Mrs. Puitiiigion, upon reading tint,
"what an awful lot of squalling there
must have been." I ti !i
A more glorious victory cannot be
gained over a man or woman than this,
that when the injury began on his or
her part, the kindness should bpgiu on
on rs.
A Rhode Island.man was arrested
the oilier day for kissing a girl. Yes,
sir, a girl?actually kissing her! Pro
bably a pretty one, too.
The a: t of lifo is to how to enjoy a
Utile? and to endure a good deal.
.. i . ? i . ?T-.- ???? ? i fliLi"
Encourage Home People* h <M
aso >iiuolI arfi
HOME ENTJERPBISE -!?
G-BOKG-X2 S. HACKER
Char lesion, S. CV ;.?
DOORS, SASH & BLINDS 0,
Tlic only DOOR, SASH and BLIND ..
Factory owned and managud by a Carolin- , .
iaii in this City. All work .guaranteejd.- [;i
Terms Cosh*.
Alwavs on hand a lagc Slock of DOQEtSjcbh
SASH, "BLINDS, MOULDINGS, Scroll.,
and Turned Work of every description.* ?
Glas?, White Leads, and Builders' Hard-,
ware* Dressed Lumber and Flooring
delivered in any part of this State. , .
jan 22
STOISTO .: a
Hit
PHOSPHATE CO.,
C11A RLiESTON, S. C. fi
SolHl>lC CUidllO?(Available Boffo ;
Phosphate of Lime i8-?0 per cent. Am
monia 3-14 per cent.) April 1st, $14, Nov!
1st, S?O. Cotton Option, Middlings at 15
ets! Sti?. ?
XcUl IMlOSplmtc?(Available B??e I
Phosphate of Lime, 22-18 per cent.) April ..
1st, $28; Nov. 1st, $33; Cotton option $45. '
Special States to Granger* on cash .. .
orders.
For particulars apply to .1 L ? .U
K. i)m Williams, Treasurer,
Charleston, S.O..: I
Or to C. D. Kortjohn, Orangeburg, 5. C., .
W. P. Cain & Co., Lewirvillo, S. C, W. S. -
Utsev, George's, S. C. . <
pin 22 187G 3m u
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and nnipi
BY
A. M. Snider. L. S. WOLFE k
& T. J.Calvert.
I&y Oflice open at all times.
ARTHUR II. I.EWIiV .
DERMAT0L1G1ST AND PRACTICAL [
HAIR CUTTER,
If you want a good and easy Shave or an
Artistic Hair Cut or a delightful Shampoo, ?
go to r -
ARTHUR If. LEWIX'S
Hair Cutting Booms, No. 3 La\r Range
opposite Court House Square.
fl*a>"" Special attention paid to Children
Hair Culling. Extra Room's for Ljdie*.
sept 4 1875 ly
Book ! Stationery! Music!
ai-so
A lot of WINDOW SHADES nf an la
proved Patent, being neat, simplu in pat
ting up, durable and CHEAP in pries.
Lamps, Chimneys aud Lamp Fixture*
always ou hand.
SObE AtlENT FOR THE
Celebrated WATT PLOW and Casings,
which I sell at Manufacturer's
Prices, with freight
added, viz :
One Horse A and B.$6 00
Two Horst M and N. 9 01)
Castings.7c per lb.
Insut mice and Collections prompt
ly attended to.
AGENT FOR
Liverpool, London and filobo Insurance Co.
Georgia Home Insurance Co.
Mauhatten Life lusuranoe Co.
KIRK ROBINSON.
Marke; SL
oct 2 3q
CORN TO ARRIVE.
300 Bushels of Prime Western
Corn in Sacks
TO ARRIVE
and will he sold low. Orders received
lor tho same to be deliverod at Depot
or from Store.
SUGARS AND COFEBS
DOWN IN TRICE
at Store of
JOHN A. HAMILTON,
Next to Court Houpo on Market St.
POMING-I will have on Wednet
\J duy next, sixteen of the nnon
HORSES ever offered for Sale in this
market. Also ten or twelve No. 1. MULES.
Now is the time for buyers to give mo ft
call. Terms moderate
UDWAKED F. SLATER.
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