Orangeburg news and times. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, August 07, 1875, Image 1

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TWCvDOLLARS PER ANNUM. |> GOD OTIR COUNTRY. ALWAYS IN ADVANCE. VOLUME 9. SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 7,1875. NUMBER 25 JDEiiSTTlSTRY B. F; :MT?.CItENF?SS; Dentist OF CHARLESTON, can bo found at his t ?|#I0E. above Captain-HAMIL? |Olf'8-6T0RE, onJtfar .r-ketStreet ReftPlneoiP-DRs. J. P. Patrick, B. A. 2iIccKEX7US8, A. P. FeIzkr, M. D., and HbbpRB. PtLtftR, II0DUKU8 Co. NOTICE f. TO THE 1&AZ>IFS ANI> G?NTLEDII!N OF" ORANGEBUttG, 1 MOSES M. BROWN, tho Barber pledges hituBL'if to keep up with the times in all the LATE IMPROVEMENTS, nn his business la bUlficient to guranlce the above. IIo will be found at bis old slam), ever ready to torve his customers at the shortest notico. ftpl il 80 Nine Years' Exprience IN DRUGS and HEDICIENS. PAINTS, OIL8, BRUSHES, ano , PATENT MEDICIENS,. XOILET ARTICLES, ' CANDIES, ' 0 i .CUTLERY, ? SEGARS, T?BA?C?.S &c. X have on band .also a aaply of SEEDS asd ONION SETTS; 'Percripiions earefuly compounded, orders tSrom Ahe country dtrickly attended to at the IPoplar Drug SUre of DR. A. C. DUKES. j?u23 1874 ly NOTICE. ~ All portions having claims against tlic Estate of Peter W. A vinger, decascd, will present the same properly attested, mid all of those di?defotod will make payment to. ANN AVINGEK, Executrix. :jtily.T7 1875 4t ?*cr TSyiy lit Home. Terms free. Address STINGON & CO., ? , jani* J875 ly notice:. T hereby' give loofioe*? all interested and ?concerned, tltat Emnw ttondvin widow of Janu s Goodwin, jiiicids (o have l*or Home stead, for ?K?jMelf ni>d her minor Children. *et off do tltii i*en*oira.\ jifopcrty -of her Jate {innhniol in t=;dd County. Hifiiy tw?e Jays , from the dale herewf. A. B, KNOWLTON, Probate Judge. O.C. Orangeburg, C. IL, Jnlv 10th 1875. july 10 1875 tea. Dental. Notice THE undersigned taVes pleasure in an* nouncing to his many friends and patrons that he has permanently located at Orange burg, C. H , S. C, where he will devote his entire time, from every Monday till Saturday neon to tho PRACTICE OF DENTISTRY 'in all its DepattmentA. Perfect satisfaction'' guaranteed in all operations entruBtedto his care. Charges very moderate. :Offiee at Dr* EeraieVs old stand over Will cock'c Store. A. ML SNIDER, D. 8. , . L. S. WOLEE. THE ORANGEBURG HIGH SCHOOL IN THE '. basement of dukes' hotel, . For terms apply to ... .' t IS. k $f ELLI?HAMrY.' ?. Principal. FIRES INSirjfcANCE AGENCY. Having secured ?ie AGENCY of the "City Insurance Company ? ? 1 op I^rovidece, R. I." Capital, $210,0.11. With that of participating Companies, The "Fireman's Fund," Capi tal $5 00*000. And the "Atlantic,** of New Y??&. I am prepared to Hake RISKS of juty amount, dividing them in cavcral 1st ClaRs COMPANIES, to which 1 call the attention of property holders. SPECIAL RISKS Taken on GIN MOUSES, MILLS and BARNS. JOHN A. HAMILTON, ? Fire Insurance Agent. A few tons of . GUANAPE PERUVIAN GUANO Also a supply of the MAPES STANDARD FERTILIZERS. J. A. HAMILTON, apl fl 1875 ly Only a W.oraan. -. ???.?,? Only a woman shriveled and old I The play' of tho wind a and the prey of tho ooldr ,. , Cheeks that uro shrunken, Eves that arc sunken,] Lip's that were never o'er bold; Only a woman forsaken and poor, Asking an alms at the bronze church door. Hark to the organ 1 roll upon roll The waves of tho music go over her soul 1 8dks rustle past her Thicker and faster; The great bell ceases its toll. Fain would she enter, but not for the poor Swingetk wide open the bronze church door. Only a woman?waiting alone, Icily cold, on nn ice-cold throne, What do they care for her? Mumbling a prayer for her, Giving not bread but a stone: Under oTd laces their haughty, ncarpi beat, Mocking the woes of their kin in the street. Only a woman ! in the old days Hope carolled to her the happiest lays; ' Somebody missed her, Somebody kissed her, Somebody crowned her with praise; Somebody faced up the battles of life . Strong for her sake who was mother or wjfo. Somebody lies with a tress of her hair Light on his heart where the death shadows arc; Somebody waits for her, Opening tho gates for her, Giving delight for despair. Only a woman?Nevermore poor? Dead in the snow at the bronze church door. til i~? i ? T* * S -'-? Those Circus Dills. An old lady who had been out shop ping procured a few circus bills, and on her return home she had one in her hand as she came up the steps, aud she didn't say a word until after she had wiped off her spectacles, placed them on her nose, unfolded the bill and read a few of the head lines. She was old-fashioned in look. There were strings to her bonnet,she wore no bustle* her gray hair was combed down smoothl^jajJit^therc. alpaca dress. Young man, don't you know th?' circuses area wful liars and 1K~*nt>Ags ? she finally inquired The man mCi ^xc table leaned ou the hook of his chair and refused to ex press his opinion. Well, I know it, she continued in a positive tone, and I believe they get wuss everyday. Now,see hero listen to this; A5' goorgeous panorama of amnzing wonders?a gigantic combination of astonishing acrobatic talent. That's all right on the poster, but have they got (hem ? I'd like to see one of them animals. You're laboring under a mistake, madam, it means a grand display-of natural curiosities, and informs the public tli at the1 proprietor has secured* many first-class acrobats?the chaps who . stand on their heads, turn heels over head, and cut ijp'eo many mon key shines. jit', does, eh? she musecL Well, do you suppose it takes asmatt person to keel over ? Well, one has to have a good deal af training^ . They do, eh ? she remarked, as she put her' umbrella iu the corner and spit in her hands; I'll show you tbat you are deceived ! I'm an old woman, but if I cannot?I Madam, hold on?don't do it lex? claimed the man behind the tablo, fearing that the old' woman would turn over. i ' . I can flop right over there aud never shake my bonnet 1 she said as she rose up. I know you can, madam, but don't. I am here alone, and I?I don't want you to. I'd rather you wouldn't. If you are determined on it, I shall leave the room. Well, you know I can do it, and that's enough. You may he right about what that means, but sec here ?hear this :? Tho highways ablazo with resplend ent chariots?tho grandest pagoant on, earth. I've been to lots of circus s iu my tiine, young man, fftid never saw a pageant yet. If they had one, tho door of hiBcago wasn't open. You are also in error there. Tho bill refers to the fact that the great number of wagons, chariots, etc., make a sight worth seeing as they pass along the streets. Ul 1111 IUI'? inn alive Tx '. never did! it I'll do it Oh mo, she muttered as shs turned, tho bill-over; I don't see why they could 'not say so then. Now see titfii^j ?read that: 8ig. Govinoff, hi his airial flights. Now, then, is that a bo?-c?nstriotcn| or a cundurnngo? "* It is a man, madam?one of th'< psrformers. His real name is pr?-l bably Jones, but that "isn't grano| enough, and so they put hini down td. Sig. Govinofr. He is tho man whe jumps off a rope, turns over twice, and) come down all right. He is, eh ? Well, if he's got an idea that he's tho smartest man want to disappoint him. I try to turn over twice, bu right here and now, or break my neck! Take those things off'n that table I Stay, madam?don't. I wouldn't have you to try it for $50. Just once! For heaven's sake, madam, get down off'n.this table?here?here's &\ dollar if you won't try it !' I don't want your money and I won't try it if you're so scared; but I don't want no circus going around talking about aryal flights aud de ceiving the people I She sat down, the young man wiped the sweat off his brow, and presently she remarked : , . AuiJ here's another thing right here: A sparkling asterisk flashing across the field of the cloth of gold. M?ns. Gomeriquo in hia great delineations of human character. I'd like to know who he is. Mndarn, that is a man?a man who delineates character. How ? , . jgM ^^?^^USBP^ upjaces-r-es,i; ayyffij mirth, soMotPP 1 ir, uocs. eh ! Well, what's that to blow about? Make up faces?sec here. And she shut her eyes, run out her tongue, and looked like the bottom of | a brass kettle which had been kicked in by a mule. They are humbugs, sir, she said, as she drew her tongue in, and d'ya s'pose I'd pay fifty cents to go to one of them. They arc qaite entertaining ns a general thing. They are, eh 1 Entertaining, eh Well, ,if I can't do more entertaining in five minutes than a circus cau in all day I'll leave my bonnet up here! Here, hold on to this chair I( Madam, I earnestly hope that you are not going to perform any tricks. I ain't, eh ! You just hold on to tho legs of this chair. I can't, madam?I wouldn't doit for all the diamond rings in-Syracuse Go away, madam do go home!, I'm in on awful hurry j Weih I won't then, but when I say circuses are humbugs, I can prove it. I don't keer two cents for their, big words, their panoplies, pageants, asterisks, giraffes, aryals, gtorgeouees and ourang-ou tangs, I cau beat 'em all holler myself. She took off her spectacles, picked up her uuibrellar, and left. Some ladies, iu Marion, S. Gi, formed themselves into a society the other day, known a3 the '-Sisters of Economy." Each member took an oath on a copy of Webster's unabridg ed dictionary, that she would never henceforward forever wear apparel that cost over 28 cents per yard. The other day a rich bachelor came up from Charleston, on the morning train, aud that evening the president and eight of the sisters were seen on the Streets, decked cut in summer robes' that cost their papas three .dollars and a half per yard. "A Missouri judge has decided that a mother has no legal right to thnuh her daughter after the girl has passed her eighteenth birthday," Thatjudgo is quite right. When a girl reaches I her eighteenth year ihc legal right to thrash her becomes dormant, and re mains so until she marries, when it revivos and roverts to her husband. [Seo Blackstone on the Legal Thrash ing of Girls.]] v It Was Sam. Tho other day a tall, thin w( man from over the river hunted around Vicksburg until sho found Corouer Blessiug, whose, retiring disposition and, prompt attention to business are :certain to make him famour all over the .state within the coming year, and when sho was certain of her man ahe inquired: "Business ain't driving now, is it?" "Well nothing to brag of, I get a floater or a nigger now and then, but iL isn't anything like old times." She heaved a sigh and continued: "Sara is missing." "Sam, Sam," he repeated. "Yes, my old man, It's nigh on to twelve weeks since he started '-o cross >the river about six miles above here, land I'm getting anxious. I thought II'd drop down and see if you remem bered of having sot on such a man." "Aoout twelve weeks ago?less see? [Li believe I did pull in a floater some ten or eleven weeks since." : "Was he a tall man ?" - *'Yes, I think he was." ' "Have a long nose and brick-color '.ed .hair?" . ,\ "Yes?I remember now." > "Cow hide shoes and a yaller coat on?" Ijj "Yes?I got that very man." I i "He riz to the surface and was pull f d in here, sot on according to law, and duly buried." ; "He .was; madam. And do you be lieve that the body was that of vour pissing husband ?" <;,. "I know it! lie could drive mules ((ri paddle a dug-out with any man in Louisiana, but bo couldn't swim worth Jj?bs. His canoe flopped over, he ^^^luruW, n^^lint'^ tho rcf^onj^c , ^^iKi do V?U want the body exhum ed so as to make sure ? "Was he put down to stay ?" "He was well buried, madam." "Well, its 'bout as well, to let him stay there. He's probably fell away so that I wouldn't know him, and I don't feel like having my narves strung up." "Well, I'm very sorry for you, mad- 1 am. If I could have identified the body, I would have sent you word right away.1' "It's all right. I've felt it in my bones for moro'u two months that 1 wag a widder, and th shock don't stagger me like it would at first. I'm; sorry, for Sam was kind." "But he ought a knowed better, when he couldn't swim. I told him and told him and told him, and that day I told him again, aud he hollered back, "shut-up 1'' "lie did f? "Yes, he did, and n^xv he's under tho silo and 1'ni here I I'm 'blcoged, Mr.-; I know where he is now, and when I wake up in the night I shan't worry so much. Is thorc any thing to pay ?" "No?nothing.'' "Well, I'll go.home feeling bettor. It's kinder hard to have the old man go under that way, but I 'spojc the Lord knovs best. The Bible says we oonieth up to bocut down, and I sup pose that means drowning as well as shoo ting.'' And she felt to seo if her spectacle caso was all wife, and started lor home. "Got any medicine," asked a boy, entering a drug store the other day. "Yes, lots of it. What do you want?" inquired the clerk. "Ob, it don't makoany difference, so that it's some thing lively. Dad is fearful bad." "What ails him?" asked the clerk. ''Dnpno," Baid the boy; "but he's run down orful. He just sits around the stove all day and mopes; ho hasn't walloped mother sinco Christmas. I gues3 he's going to die!" - ?^m*~+-+mm~ A few days since n.seody person ap plied to a wealthy citizen for help, and received the small sum of five cents. Tho giver remarked as he handed him the pittanco : "Take it, you are welcome; our cars are always open to tho distressed." "That may be," re plied the recipient, "but never beforo I in my life have I sccu so small an opening for such largo cars." % Tho l'at-o'-nlne-tails. The Auckland tlerald furnishes some interesting information respec^' ing the manner in which pnn^hmont is meted out to convicts in New Zea land. A visitor to the prison des cribes tho executioner as a powerful fellow, stripped to his shirt, which was tolled up on his arms'and displayed an extraordinary mass of sinew and strenth. Bcsido him was a box in which were ' ranged the instruments of punishment?the "cnt-o'-nine-tnils." The first of the victims to suffer pun ishment was a middle-aged, hard-fea tured fellow, who on being led through an iron gate, was ordered by the exe cutioner to strip. Di vesting himself of his clothes he was led to the triangles and the straps passed round his wrists, ankles 'aud waist; it was impossible to move. The executioner took up one of the heaviest "cats," passed hia fingers through the niue tails of the whip and then brought it ?down upon the cul prit's back. There was a shriek of agony, and in livid blue lines iho flesh stood out upon the poor wretch's shoulders. "One 1" cried the warden, and again the cat swung high up in the air to descend a second time. The dfeep blue lines turned red,"the blood oozed through a dozen different cuts and the skin began to pell in strips along his back. Shriek after shriek rent the air. The sight was sickening. As each blow was dealt the prisoner writhed in agony, and when the lash fell for the last time and the straps wore loosened that held htm he turn ed away, faint, weak, scarcely rccog uizable as a human being, marked and disgraced for life. Two otner prisoners were then led out and the ^^iO|terrible perfor^nce ren>-g tn<L Wrong K:ml of a Shirt. It was a respectable looking color ed man who brought his washing home. '?Your wife is a good washerwoman, isn't she?" said the young bachelor to the polite and obsequious man. "Yaas, sir, ehe commonly always givesati'faction," replied the husband of the laundress. - ??i "Well," resumed tho young bache lor in his blandest and most insinuat ing manner, "You can tell your wife that I esteem her very highly as one possessing ninny womanly and Christ inn virtues, a domestic gem and house hold ornament, a social luminary and moi nl beacon, nn exemplary Christian, a gentle loving wife, a washerwoman among ten thousaud, aud altogether lovely, but there's oiw objection." "What's dat, sar?" inquired the smiling African, who had been show ing two rows of spotless ivory and a cavernous opening of tho bead, whilo his wife was being bo extravagantly eulogized. k i > "What's dat, boss?*' "She puts a1! the stnrch in my soclw, and uono in my shiru; she washes or irons all the buttons off and forgets to replace them; exchanges hiy clothes for those of some other patron, aud if you'll look at this (holding up a gar ment,) you'll sec how inconvenient it would bo to wear either pantaloons, curls or collars with such a shirt as she sometimes jends me. It may be that sho cuts off the arms and collar to make tho tail longer, but I can't I sco what the deuce sho should want to i ruflle the edges for." The darkey looked a little disgusted as he wrapped the garment up to take it homo, but only said : Vldea sending a man dat kin' o' shirt 1"-^ 1ry Herald. A shopkeeper purehasudof an Irish woman a quanity of buttor, the lumps of which, intended for pounds, he weighed in the balance and found wanting, "Shtiro it's your own fault if they nro light," said Biddy, in reply to tho oomplaiuts of tho buyer, "it's your own fault, sir, for wasn't It with n pound of your own soap, I bought hero myself that I weighed them with?" The shopkeeper had nothing more to say on that subject. Micawber, always waiting for some thing to turn up, niver thought of a plow, Costly lumber?Summer boao|j, Btnge ?r|iiMnN"Pas; up tWiaro," Washerwomen always kuou jusjt where to draw the liue. ... The, Sentinel, path c ti eajI ly si pge; (| ,JTif sweet to watt, but oh how, bitter, , To waitfbragh-i and theb not gdt ' Won't somebody shoot the roan who cnllo 1 Sheridan's wedding a pie'co of Philagree work f 1 ' Paper callers is tho latest synonym for interviewers. It is believed that this appellation will crush out the industry. ? ? .?.d The Vassar girls say the. ^Test Pointers may be very well'with tho bayonet, but they 'are awful slim in coming to the point. ' It is one Of thie curiosities of natural history that a hors* enjoys ius food most when he hasn't a bit in his mouth. So Spinner, after handling hund reds of millions, comes but $2 ahWi*. Frame that bill, General, and hang it up for your posterity to be proud of. ?Mail. > l> A tourist who was asked in what part of Switzerland he felt tho heat most, * replied, '"When I WM:got??v& Berne;" s- ? - ?p A farmer in Chariton found a way to mike a balky horse ge. He took him to a strange town a d put him up ot auction. Ho wem for'$85.?Uruns wicker. A Cincinnati tramp advertizes for a "partner, to learn the business, and do the Western country during the fall season." ' A proposition to introduce ladies as milrarr^otru'uctors is ? ffriafflgAliifali <ii *o "tt'rZTtne .t.III...._?.jPRlUlll~ would always be belling. |v A lively lady remarked: MI^?tice that these 'women's rights' people ans In variably., men's lefts.'' Mr. Dickens used to repeat this with admiration. A new candy is called "Centennial Kisses." But young ladies prefer the >tlier kind, given by young men who liavo not yet celebrated one quarter of i content* hi. Just think of it! It costs ono mil lion two hundred and fifty thbuband tivc huudied and eighty-seven dollara end ten cents to keep the women of this country in imported corsets for one year. What a waste I?Exchange. "Dar!" de great git up-in de mom* in' day done come I" said An aged colored brother, the other night, when the lightning struck a church r.t Vicksburg, Miss., fill?jJ colored people. . . ? , i Here is an extract from a letter writ ten to her lover by a Montgomery,Ala.f girl: "For your sake, darling, I havo quit using chewiqg gum; wculd you haVfc quit 3guts,. for -n\e ? I would.-not b aye quit gum for-, any other person ip. the. whole wprld." . They were seated at a late dinnar when tho door bell rung and .the ser vant handed a oard to Lavender'a wife. "Why-good gracious, it's, our minister, and I've been eating onions)" she exclaimed. "Never mind," said Lavender, you needn't kiss him to day. j "I wouldn't make sluices of my eyes," said an intemperate huibandte his weeping wife. "No, sir, you pre for nuking a sluice of you rnoUth." A throng of youth and beauty glide Amid the foatlvo noene, The dancer* close, and aide by aide Upon each other lean. . But one fair maid, the qoe?n of all, 11 Hath on herbrow a frown, 3hef8?ls her pride will have a fall, Her?baek hair's corning do&xu ? i At a party, recently, a sentimental young lady strolled with a gentleman,, on whom she had her eye, into the conservatory. Looking up pensively into his face, she said, with tears in her voice, "Ah, no noo loves me, Mr. Barnes 1 "Somo one .doesl" "Yes?" said thi lady, dropping her hsadand pressing his arm ever solittlow-"Yes, MiBS Nellie," said the wretch, !*God loves you." A Bethel man, OD going to hla stovo to kir.dlo a -fire, one day last week, found comfortably coiled inside, a large, fiat-headed adder, >