The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, May 01, 1890, Image 4

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_ I BET. DB. TALMAGi The Noted Brooklyn Divine's Sunday Sermon. Snbjecti "Dalles and Responsibilities of Business Men." Tf\t: "W is naught, it j.i naught, r.aith the buyer; but when he is gone his ten;/, then ?ir boasiith."?Proverbs xx.. 14. falaces are not such prisons as the world imagines. If you think that the only time kings and tpieens come forth from the royal gates is in procession and gorgeously attended. you are mistaken. Incognito, by day or by night, and clothed in citizens' apparel or the dress 01 a working woman, tnej come out aud see the world as it is. In 110 other way could King Solomon, the author of my text, have known everything that was going ou. From my text I aui sure he must, in disguise, some a ay have walked into a store of ready made clothing, in Jerusalem, and stood near the counter and overheard a conversation between a buyer and a seller. The merchant put a price 011 the coat, aud the customer began to dicker and said: "Absurd! that coat is net worth what you ask for it. Why, just look at the coarseuess of the fa' >' "See that spot on the collar! Besides tha\ it does not fit. T wenty dollars for that? Wh.v/jt isn't worth more than ten. They have a better article than that, and for cheaper price, down at Cloathem, Fitem <fe Brothers. Beside that. I don't want it at any price. Good morning/' "Sold," says the merchant; "don't gooff in that way. I want to sell you that coat. I have some payments to make am'. I want the money. Come now, how much will you give for that coat?" "Well." says th'?custom?i\ "I will split the difference. You asked twenty dollars, and I said ten. Now. I will give you fifteen." "Well/'says the merchant, "it's a great sacrifice: but take it at that rrice." Then Solo- 1 inon saw the customer with a roll under his arm start and go out aud cuter his own place of business; and Solomon, in disguise, followed him. He heard the customer as he unrolled the coat say: "Boys, I have made a great bargain. How much do you guess I gave for that coat ?" ' 'IVell," says one, wishing to compliment his enterprise, "you gave thirty dollars for it."' Another says, "I should think you got it cheap if you gave twenty-five dollars." "No," says the buyer in triumph; "f got it for fifteen dollars. I beat him down and pointed out the imperfections until I really made him believe it was not worth hardly*anything. It takes me to make a bargain. Hal Ha!" Oh, man. you got the goods for less than they were worth by positive falsehood; and no wonder, when Solomon went back to liis place and had put off his disguise, that he sat down at his writing desk and made for all ages a crayou sketch of you: "It is naught, it is naught, saith the buyer; but when he is gone his way, > then he boasteth." There are no higher styles of men in all the world than those now at the head of merchaudise in Brooklyn and New York and in the other great cities of this contjneut. Their casual promise is as good as a bond with piles of collaterals. Their reputation for integrity is as well established as that of Petrarch residing in the family of Cardinal Colouca, and when there was great disturbance in the family the cardinal called all his people together and put them under oath to tell the truth, except Petrarc^, for wnen ne came to swear ine carumai puu away his book nud said: "As to you, Petrarch, your word is sufficient." ypver since the world stood have there been so many merchants whose transactions i 'can stand the test of the Ten Command- I -roents. Such bargain makers are all tho | more to be honored because they have with- j ftood year after year temptations which have i flung many so flat and flung them so hard they can uever recover themselves. While nil positions in life have powerful besetmeots \ to evil there are s pacific forms of allurement J which are peculiar to each occupation and I profession, and it will be useful to speak of I the peculiar temptations of business men. j First, as in the scene of the text, business ' meu are often tempted to sacrifice plain truth, the seller by exaggerating the value of goods, and the buyer by depreciating them, w? cannot but admire an expert salesman. Bee how hj first induces the customer into a mood favorable to the proper consideration of the value o? the goods. He shows himself to be an honest and frank salesman. How carefully the lights are arranged till they fall just right upon the fabric! Beginning with goods of medium quality, he gradually advances toward those of uvore thorough make and of more attractive pattern. How he watches the moods and wbitns of his customer! With what perfect calmness he takes the order and bows the pur- j chaser from his presence, who goes away I having made up his mind that he has bought | the goods at a price which will allow him a ! living margin when he again sells them. The { goods were worth what the salesman said thev were, and were sold at a price which j will not make it necessary for the house to I fail every ten years in order to fix up things, j But with what burning indignation we j Lr At* ininHtfane cfnafaiva ns Kxr goods are sometimes disposed of. A glnnce at the morning papers shows the arrival at one ol our hotels of a young merchant from -* one of the inland cities. He is a comparative stranger in the great city. and. of courjp, he must be shown around, and it will be th9 duty of some of our enterprising houses to escort him. He is a large purchaser and has plonty of time and money, and it will pay to be very attentive. The evening is spent at a placeof doubtful amusement. Then they go back to the hotel. Having just come to town, they must, of course, drink. A friend from the same mercantile establishment drops in, and i usage and generosity suggest that they must drink. Business prospects are talked over, and the stranger is warned against certain dilapidated mercantile establishments that are about to fail, and for such kindness and magnanimity of caution against the dishonesty of other business houses, of course, it is expected they will, and so they do, take a drink. Other merchants lodging in adjoining rooms find it bard to sleep for the clatter of decanters, and the coarse carousal of these "bail fellows well mbt" waxes louder. But they sit not all night at the wine cup. They must see the sights. They stagger fortu with ch6eks flushed and eyes bloodshot. The cuter ^ates of hell open to let in the victims. The wings of lost souls flit among the lights, and the steps of the carousers sound with the rumbling thunders of the damned. Farewell to all the sanctities of home! Could mother, sister, father, slumbering in the inland j home, in some vision of that night catch a j glimpse of the ruin wrought they would , rend out their hair by the roots and bite the tongue till the blood spurted, ! 6hrieking out: "God save him!" Whnt cnnnnta rrui will pnmn nnnn citr?V? - 1 oMt,p/ov J v??, "?? VWUIW OUVH I business estaolishments? and there are hundreds of them in the cities. They may boast of fabulous sales, and they may have an unprecedented rim of buyers, and the name of the house may be a terror to all rivals, and from this thrifty root there may spring up j branch houses in other cities, and all the part- I ners of the firm may move into their mansions and drive their full-blooded span, and the families may sweep the street with the most elegant apparel that human art ever wove or earthly magnificence ever achieved. But a curse is gathering somewhere for those men, and if it does not seize hold of the pil- ( lars and in one wild ruin bring down the tem- j pie of commercial glory, it will break up their I peace, and they will "tremble with sickness and bloat with dissipations, and, pushed to j the precipice of this life, they will try to hold ; back and cry for help, but no help will come; j and they will clutch their gold to take it along j with them, but it will he snatched from their , grasp, and a voice will sound through their j soul, "Not a farthing, thou beggared spirit!" | And the judgment will come and they will stand aghast Defore it, and all the business iniquities of a lifetime will gather around j t hern, saying, "Do you remember this?" and, "Do you remember that?" And clerks that j they compelled to dishonesty, and runners | and draymen and bookkeepers who saw be hind the scenes, will bear testimony to their nefarious deeds, and some virtuous soul that once stood aghast at the splendor and power of these business men will say, "Alas! this is all that is left of that great firm that occupied a block with their merchandise and . overshadowed the city with their influence, j and made ngtiteousness ana iruwi aim wunu* , fall under the galling fire of avarice and crime." While we admire and approve of all acuteness and tact in the sale of goods," we must condemn any process by which a fahrior product is represented as possessing a va in which it really does not have. Nothing but sheer falsehood can represent as perfection 1 boots that rip. sitks that speedily lose their t lustre, calicoes that immediately wash out, i stoves that crack under the first hot fire. ! i books insufficiently bound; carpets that un I ravel, old furniture rejuvenated with putty i . c and glue and sold a; having been recently i manufactured, gold watches made out of 1 brass, barrels of fruit the biggest apples 0:1 c the top, wine adulterated with strychnine, f hosiery poorly woven, cloths of domestic c manufacture shining with foreign labels, im- ^ ported goods represented as rare and hard to t get, because foreign exchange is so high, r rolled out on the counter with matchless dis- 1 play. Imported, indeed! but from the fac- e tory in the next street. .A pattern already 3 unfashionable and unsalable palme I off as a 8 new print upon some country merchant who t has come to town to make his first purchase i 8 of dry goods and going homo with a large 8 stock of goods warranted to keep. * Again, business men are often tempted to 6 make the habits and customs of other trad- c ers their law of rectitude. There are commercial usages which will not stand the test ' of the last day. Yet men in business are apt c to do as their'neighbors do. If the majority , of the traders in any locality are lax in priu- 1 ciple, the commercial code in tint commit- 8 nity will be spurious and dishonest. It is a I hard thing to stand close by the law of right ' when your next door neighbor by his loose- t ness of dealing is enabled to sell goods at a 1 cheaper rate and decoy your customers. Of * course you who promptly m?et ali your 3 1 : * "OT-iii T- ivIipii von 1 uuaiutras u.-, . promise to pay, will find it hard to compete ' with that merchant who is hopelessly in debt I to the importer for the goods purchase:!,and to the landlord whose store he occupies, and to the clerks who serve him. There are a hundred practices prevalent in ' the world of traffic which ought never to be- t come the rule for honest men. Their wrong s does not make your right. Sin never Vie | comes virtue by being multiplied and admit- i ted at brokers' board, or merchants1 c\- i change. Because others smuggle a fe.v d things in passenger trunks, because others t take usury when men are in tight places, b;- g cause others deal iD fancy stocks, becauso g others palm off worthless indorsements, be- f cause others do nothing but blow bubbles. g io not therefore, be overcome of temptation, a Hollow pretension and fictitious credit and a commercial gambling may awhile prosper, c but the day of reckoning comctli, and in ad- t dition to the horror nn l condemnation of g outraged communities the curse of God will come, blow after blow. Go.i's will forever a and forever is the only standard of right and s wrong, and not commercial ethics. e Young business mau, avoid th9 first bus!- s oess dishonor, r.nd you will avoid all the rest, t The Captain of a vessel was walking near the t mouth of a river when the tide was low, an I t there was a loug, stout anchor chain, into one i of the great links of whic 1 his foot slipped, s and it began to swell and h? ciuld not with- s draw it. The tide began to rise. The chain i could not be loosen'i nor filed off in time, & and a surgeon wascaliol t> a nnotate the ? limb, but befcre the work could be done the tide rolled over the victim and his life was 6 gone. ' And I have to tell you, young man, that f lust one wrong into which you slip may be a i link of a loi.g chaiu of circumstances fro:n J which you cannot be extricated by any in- { genuity of your own or any help from others, 1 and the tide:; will roll over you as they have c over many. When Pompey, the warrior, y wanted to take possession of a city, and they would not open the gates, he persuaded them J to admit a sick soldier. But the sick soldier ' Hfter a while got well and strong, and he * threw open the gates and let the deva^tat- ' ing army coma in. One wrong admitted ' iuto the soul may gain in strength until f after awhile it flings open all the avenues of tho immoral nature, and the surrender is , complete. Again, business men .aro sometimes j tempted to throw off personal responsibility uoon the moneyed institution to which they 1 belong. Directors in banks and railroad an d f insurance companies sometimes shirk per- ( sonal responsibility underneit'a the action of I the corporation. And how often, when some * banking hous9 or financial institution ex- ( plodes through fraud, respectable men in the ] board of directors say: " Why, I thought all t was going on in an honest way, an 11 am nt- < terly confounds I with this misdemeanor!" ( The banks, an d the fire and life and marine i insurance companies, an d the r.aiiroad cooipa iies, will not stan i up for judgment in the < last day, but those who in them acts I right- ' eonsly will receive, each for himself, a re- ( ward, and those who acted the part of n?- \ gleet or trickery will, each for nimself, re- | ceive a condemnation. I Unlawful dividends nre not clean before < God because there are those associated with i vnn whn imih insK n<s lii<r n. nile as von do. fee who countenances the dishonesty of the firm, or of the corporation, or of the association, takes upon himself all of the moral liabilities. If the financial institution steals, he steals. If they go into wild speculations, he himself is a gambler. If they needlessly embarrass a creditor, he himself "is guilty of cruelty. If they swindle the uninitiated, he himself is a defaulter. No financial institution ever had a money vault strong enough, or credit stanch enough, or dividends large enough, or policy acute enough to hide the , individual sin of its members. The old J adage, that corporations have no souls, is misleading. Every corporation has as mary i souls.as it has members. AgaiD, many business mca have been tempted to postpone their enjoyments and duties to a future season cf entire leisure. What a sedative th9 Christian religion would be to all our business men if, instead of postponing its uses to old age or death, they would take it into the store or factory or worldly engagements now! It is folly to go amid the uncertainties of business life with no God to help. f A merchant in a New England village was standing by a horse, and the horse lifted his : foot to stamp it in a pool of water; and the ' merchant, to escape the splash, stepped into 1 the door of an insurance agent,ah.1 the agent j said: "I suppose you have come to renew t your fire insurance." "Oh,".said the merchant, "I bad forgotten that." The iusur- c ance was renewed, and the next day tho t house that had been insured was burned. J Was it all accidental that the merchant, to f escape a splash from a horse's foot, stepped j into the insurance office? No, it was provi- dential. And what a mighty solace for a busi- ' ness man to feel that things are providential! t What peace and equilibrium in such a con- j sideration, and what a grand thing if all business men could realize it! Many, although now comparatively strait- 1 ened in worldly circumstances, have a goodly I establishment in the future planned out. j They have in imagination built about twenty j years ahead a house in the country rot diffi- , cult of access from the great town, for they * will often have business, or old accounts to 1 settle, and investments to look after. The o house is large enough to accommodate all j their friends. The halls are wide, and hung . with pictures of hunting scenes and a branch 1 of antlers, and aro comfortable with chairs i that can be rolled out on the veranda when the weather is inviting, or set out under c some of the oaks that stand sentinel about the house, and rustling in the cool breeze, and songful with the robins. 1 There is just land enough to beep them in- c terested, and its crops of almost fabulous r richness springing up under application of ' the best theories to be four. J in the agricultural journals. The farm is well stocked with 1 cattle and horses, and sheep that know the i voice and have a kindly bleat when one goes ] forth to look at them. In this blissful abode i their children will be instructed in art and science and religion. This shall be the old ( homestead to which the boys at college will l direct their letters, and the" hill on which ths ] house stands will be called Oakwood or Ivy Hill or Pleasant RetrS2? or Eaglo Eyrie. May 'J the future have for every business man hero all that and moro besides! But aro you post- 1 poning your happiness to that time? Aro t you adjourning your joys to that consumma- ( tion? Suppose that you achieve all you expect? and the vision I mention is not up to the f * ?- III i reanty, Decause tne iounuuus win ue ui iguw. , j the house grander and the scenery more pic- ( turesque?the mistake is noue the less fatal. i What charm will there be in rural quiet for . a man who has thirty or forty years been ' conforming his entire nature to the exeit- f ments of business? AVill flocks and herds j with their bleat aud moan be able to silence , the insatiable spirit of acquisitiveness which . has for years had full swing in the soul? Wil ' the hum of the breeze soothe the man who < now can find his only enjoyment in the stock j market? AVill leaf and cloud and fountain charm the eye that has for three-tourths of a lifetime found its chief beauty in hogsheads and bills of sale? AVill parents be competent i to rear their children for high and holy pur- 1 Rose, if their infancy and boyhood and girl- ( ood were neglected, when they are almost , ready to enter upon the world and have all their habits fixed and their principles stereo typed? No. no; now is the time to be happy. ( Now is the time to serve your Creator. Now f is the time to h? a Christian. Are you too (l busy? 1 have known men as busy as you are ? whe had a place iu the store loft where they !l went to pray. Some one asked a Christian v sailor where he found any place to pray in. ! He said: "I can always find a quiet place at c masthead." And iu the busiest day of the . season, if your Heart is right, you can find a place to pray. Broadway and Fulton street i: are good places to pray in as you go to c neet, your various engagements. Go lome a little earlier and gel introluced to your children." Be not a galley ;!ave by day and night, lashed fast to the oar >f business. Let every day have its hour for vorship and intellectual culture and recrea-. ion. Show yourself greater than your busiless. Act not as though after death you vould enter upon an eternity of railroad tocks and coffees and bonbons. Roast not :our manhoods before the perpetual tires of uixiety. With every yard of cloth you sell hrow not in your soui to boot. Use firkin md counting room desk nud hardware crate is the step to glorious usefulness and highest Christian character. Decide once and for,'ver who shall be master in your store, you >r your business. Again, business men are often tempted to et their calling interfere with tin interests >f the soul. Gocl sends men into the business vorld to get educated, just as boys are sent o school and college. Purchase an J sale, loss ind gain, disappointment and rasping, prosier ifcy, the dishonesty of others, panic an 1 >ank suspension are but different lessons iu he school. The more business, the more neans of grace. Many have gone through voidest oanic unhurt. "Are you not afraid mu will break!'" said some one to a merchant n time of great commercial excitement. He eplied: "Arc. I shall break when the fiftieth Psalm breaks, in tin fifteenth verse: 'Call ipon me i.r the clay of trouble anri I will deiver the?.'" The store and the counting hous? have de eloped some of the most stalwart characars. Perhaps originally they had but little prightiiness and fore?, but" two or three iar.1 business thumps woke them, up from heir lethargy, and there came a thorough development in their hearts of all that was good md holy aud energetic and tremendous, and hey have become the front men in Christ's ;reat army, as well as lighthouses in the ;roat world of traffic. But business has been icrpetual depletion to many a man. It first lulled out of him all benevolence, next all imiabiiity, next all religious aspiration, next ill conse. ence, and though he entered his vo:ation with largo heart and noble character le goes out of it a skeleton, enough to scare a ;host. Men appreciate the importance of having l good business stand, a store on the right ide of the street or the right block. Now, very place of business is a good stand for .piritual culture. God's angels hovor over he world of traffic to sustain and build up hose who are trying t" do their duty. Tonorrow. if in your placo of worldly engagnent you will listen for it, you may hear a ound louder than the rattle" of drays and the huffi? of feet and the clink of dollars stoalng into your soul, saying, ".Seek ye first the LiagJom of God and His righteousness, and Lil otner inrags saau ue aaaeu uui/j you. Yet SO.T19 of those sharpest at the bargain tre cheated out of their immortal blessedness >y stratagems more palpable than any "drop jame" of the street. They make investnents in things everlastingly below par. They put their valuables in a safe not fire )roof. Thoy give full credit to influences hat will not be able to nay one cent on a lollar. They plunge into a labyrinth from vhich no bankrupt law or "two-thirds euactnent"' will ever extricate them. They take nto their partnership t he world, the flesh and he devil, and the enemy of all righteousness vill boast through eternal ages that the man vho in nil his business Jife could not bo outvoted or overreached at last tumbled into ipii itual defalcation and was swindled out of leavan. Perhaps some of you saw the fire in New fork iu 1S35. Aged men tell us that it beg;ared all description. Some stood on the. lousetops of Brooklyn, and looked at the red uin that swept down the streets and threatsned to obliterate the metropolis. But the jotnmercial world will yet bo startled by a jraater conflagration, even the last. Bills of ixchauge, policies of insurance, mortgages )f bonds and government securities will be xmsumed in one lick of the flame. The Bourse and the United States mint will turn a ashes. Gold will run molten into the dust jf the street. Exchanges and granite blocks >f merchandise will fall with a crash that vill make the earth tremble, The flashing up of the great light will show ;he righteous the way to their thrones, rheir best treasures in heaven, they will go jp and take possession of them. The toils of business life, which racked their brain and asped their nerves for. so many years, will iave forever ceased. "There the wicked ?ease from troub.ing, and the weary ore at est.'' Is Work n Pleasure? AQ B. MAX, writing in ?P"?, the Detroit Free fig A?,, jw m Press, makes some IB fj soasihlo remarks R 'ffl Q touching this subg ject. He says lliat j iJHmI X. tliose amiablo p?xSkfriends of tiie hu-jrVjg^ - " -|yg?man race who work Say\yi by way of killing time) when the impulse moves them, are in the habit of assuring us that no Aj| hpfiyiW pleasure equals that V 11 'ft' w h i o h is derived from work. In one set of circumstances that is rue. In another set of circumstances t. is radically untrue. The writer says hat after sitting at his desk for eight | lours, a foot-race, a club-eswingicg natch or any physical labor is a luxlry, a literal rest' from weariness. Of ourse pleasure is the accompaniment ind the product, of work so performed. 3e says he has not discovered that | .here is much work of the drudgery liud that is in itself pleasurable. Primarily (and scripturally) work is ailed n curse; yet Newton delighted n the work which dominated his l:Io md often made him forget his Englishnan's dinner. We hear of composers lia'dc ecstatic by their work and oblivous of the ordinary demands of the tody in. presence of their own creaions of cutraneing sound; but it is it tie to the purpose to point out the ixceptional and abnormal persons who ivc in a kind of sweet delirium, which he big world of toilers can neither feel ior understand. It is true that work is often a source ?f pleasure, the degree of vliich. defends upon the worker's capacity for deasurc. This capacity in its turn lepcuds on one's environment, habit, ind education; but work in the abitract?the work that is done on compulsion, which is true of most work? s moro pr.inful than pleasurable, However, even dull plodding and lopelesslv monotonous drudgery bc ome an inspiration and a joy when mdcrtaken at the command of love. S'o merely selfish joy ever equaled the oyof (hat worker who bends his back inder the heaviest burdens of tfts vorld that the objects of his love and solicitude may be the gainers by his mdeavor and sacrifice. The more laborer is a despairing or a stolid slave. The true worker must, rnve underlying his life some clearly lefined objeet for which he works. Without it, his energies early become wnkrupt, and his struggle bears ilKnit the same relatiou to work in its loblcr sense that the suasmodic and rain elutchings of the drowing man jear to the .strokes of the bold and ;asv swimmer who disports himsell :or pastime. It is said bv experts in the West ilia*, trobablv the most laborious as well as the nost regular mining for gems is done by he ants in Arizona and Colorado. Either because the ants want the pebbles s an outer covering for their hills, or bcause they object to them inside, they rcqucntly make about their dwellings a flittering spread of stones of all sorts, mong them amethysts, topazes and other I aluablc jewels. People in the neighbormods where sucli ant works arc carried hi take the hint very often aud, collectng the stones, send them to the East, isually to New York city, where they aio j if ten sold at good oriccs. . 1 THE LIMIT OF VISION. Distance at Which Objects Can Be Seen from the Earth's Surface. It is often a matter of interest and importance to know how far one can see from any given height, or, converselv, how far one must be above the earth to sec au object at a given distance, says the Popular Scieucc News. The exact calculation of these figures would require the use of very complex formula, but for practical use two very simple rules will suffice:?The distance ir. miles at which an object upon the surface of the earth is visible, is equal to the square root of one and one-half times the height of the observer in feet above the surface: and, conversely, the height in feet to which an observer must be placed to sec a distant ohject is equal to two-iniras mi; squiiiu of the distance in miles. For instance: the observer is in the rigging of n ship 100 feet above the water ?how far distant is; the horizon??that is, how far could ar- object floating in the water be visible before being h'aden by the convexity of the earth ? One and a half times 100 is 150, and the square root of 150 is, approximately, 12J; therefore the horizon is twelve and one-half miles distant. As the deck of smaller vessels, like pleasure yachts, is rarely more than ten feet ahove the water, it follows, that the limit of vision from that point is less than four miles in every direction. An illustration of the second rule may be given as follows: A building is thirtythree miles away?how high a hill must one climb in order to be able to see it? As the square of the distance equals l,08fl, nnd two-thirds of that number equal 72G, it follows that we must climb a hill 72(5 feet high before we are able to see the building, evcu with the most powerful telescope. Usually, however, the height of the object, as well as that of the observer, must be taken into consideration, but this simply requires the duplication of the problem. For instance, the Washington Monument is 552 feet high. At what height must an observer fifty miles away be, in order to see the top of it? Supposing the observer to .'land upon the ground, we find by the first rule that he could just see the top twenty-five miles away, and to overcome the remaining twenty-one miles, due to the convexity of the earth, he would, by rule second, have to climb to the height, of 294 feet. If we apply similar calculations to the Eiffel tower?the highest artificial structure in the world?we obtain some interesting results. Assuming the height to be just 1,009 feet, we find that, standing at the top, we enjoy a circle of vision bounded by u horixan thirty-nine miles distant, and that, if another similar tower should ever be erected, it could be placed over seventy-eight inilcs away before the rays of the electric lights on their summits would be eclipsed by the intervening earth. From the summit of Mount Evrest in the Himalayas (27,000 feet), one could see nearly 200 inilcs, provided the air was clear enough, whicn would rarely be the case. Could Forgive, But Not Forget. An amusing story concerning Prince Bismarck and the Into Field-Marshal von Wrangel is now currant at Berlin. In 1864, during the war with Denmark, old Wrangel was in command of the allied Prussian aud Austrian forces. There was at one moment some fear at Berlin that the Western Powers might object to the allied troops entering Jutland, in consequence of which a telegram was sent to the Field-Marshal, bidding him advance e .1 1?r_ I tl uu JUJiui'i. niuu^i'i uiLjwucu back to the Emperor William that "these diplomatists, who spoil the most successful operations, deserved the gallows.'" Bismarck took care to ignore Wrangel's presence whenever he met him on Inter occasions, which could not fail to annoy him. One day, however, they met at dinner, having both been invited to the King's tabic. It wis a peculiarity of Wrangcl that he always called everybody "du," or "thou: " au:l, turning to Bismarck, who was seated next to him, he said: "My son, canst thou not forget?" "No," was the curt reply. After a short pause, Wrar.gel began again: "My son, canst thou not forgive?" "With all my heart," answered Bismarck, and the two remained fricuds till Wrangel's death. Fallen Nobility. A Lusignau descendant i?f the kings of Jerusalem died miserably lately in a hospital in Milan. A marquis descendant from the Doges is selling matches in the streets of Venice; in the same city a porter atone of the most splendid palaces keeps the door of the house when he hi 4? IHIgJll IU IJC U1U91UI. At Naples the Duo ia Lerma, grandc? of Spain, is a lawyer's clerk. At Palermo the Due do Santa Crosc goes about the streets picking up cigar ends and anything else to be found. The Princess Pignatcili is a singer in a cafe chantanl in llcrlin. At Buenos Ayrcs there is a lovely flower girl about twenty, who, when asked where shecamc from, remarked that she was a Lombard, but that her parents were Romans of the name of Pecci. The girl, whose name was Lconildha Pecci, when asked if she was a relative of his Holiness said that she did not know, but in her family it was believed they were nearly akin.?[Philadelphia Inquirer. Kind-Hearted. Mrs. Simkins has just heard that her husband ha3 been drawn to serve on a jury. "John Simkins on the criminal jury!" exclaimed Mrs. Simkins. "Well, all / can say is that I congratulate (he criminals." "Why, Mrs. Simkins? Is vour hnsb&nd a very merciful man ?" "Merciful? Why, John Simkins wouldn't hang a pictur", much less a door, unless lie was jest made to!"? Youth's Companion. Don't Get Caught Tli s spring. a? vo.i iniy bave bc?i before, wltU your blood full of Impurities, your ingestion Impaired, appetite poor, lei Iney.s no I. liver torpid, and wlioV- system liable 11 be prostrate l by disease?but get yourself into goo I condition and ready for tho changing ami warmer weather, by taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. It stand* une^ualc-l for purlfyiu f tiio blood, giving an appetite, and for a regulating aud general sproi; m; liciue. lie sure to get Hood's. "For five year, I w,n sick every spriusr, but last year began in February to take llool's SarjapirillaJ used live bottles and have not seen a sick day since."?(J. W. Sloan, Ml I ton. Mass. "My sou was allliclel with the worst type of scrofula, and on the recommendation of my druggist I gave him Hood's SarMparMln. To-day he Is scum! an ) well, notwithstanding It was said there was no: enough medicine In Illinois to effect a cure." ?J. C.imsrtAN, IIModK HI. N. 1". l'c sure So get Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. 41; six for V.. Prepared only by C. I. H'JOH Jt CO., Apot'o?ca; les, Lowell, Mass. . IOQ Doses One Dollar Lm Compressibility of Water. f The latest volume of the reports of tho "Challenger" expedition contains a determination, by Professor Tait, of the compressibility of fresh and salt water at different temperatures and pressures. It Ls shown that the depth of a sea about six miles deep is reduced 620 feet by compression. If the ocean were incompressible, the level of the surface would 1)e 11G feet higher than it is at present, and about 2,000,000 square miles of land would be submerg; 1. The average compressibility of salt water is about 0.92 of that of fresh water. At atmospheric pressure, the temperature of minimum compressibility of fresh water is 140 degrees Fahrenheit, and of salt water 133 degrees. The temperature of the greatest density of water is reduced to freczicg point under a pressure of 2.14 tons per square inch, the freezing point then being 27.88 degrees "Ark matches made in heaven, pa?" inquired a young hopeful. "Some kinds ore," replied the old man, as liesavagoalashed his twenty-fifth match across the stovepipe in n vain attempt, to get ; blaze enough <o light the lamp. "These were evidently made in H ?alifax," A Clear Statement ot'Trntln That Sfcauld be Carefnlly llc.nl ami Remembered. A tew years ago it was very rare indeed to find any but old or middle acted people afflicted with Kidney or Bladder Difficulties,but to-day not only are these troubles prevalent to an alaMniiiperrieiitftmon? the matured, but oven our children between 5 and .10 years of age. are attacked and die suddenly from that insidious destroyer of human life. Brights Disease. It f.s but a step from the ordinary, common Kidney disorder, to the more advanced Bright's Disease, and it is the slight and early symptom when neglected that leRds to the fatal end, hence extreme watchfulness is essential in order to see that the Kidneys arc performing their function (work) in the right manner and to detect the first departure from health. Therefore it is the manifest dnty of all to investigate and know what course to pursue and what means to use. A voted Phps'cian uri a. I liavo prescribed the great specific "Dr. Kilmer's .Swamp-Roet Kidney. Liver and Bladder j Cure," in a great many very, very bad cases ( (acute and chronic) and in every instance the j reiiult was highly satisfactory. J Have louna it to be a wonderful InviQorating tonic in cases j of broken down constitutions; in incipient I stages of Brljht's Distatc, diabetes and u> friary [ troub'.cs in general. Ill fact. Id all my experience of ttceulu-flve gs n* as ail active physician J in City and Country, 1 have never prescribed 1 any preparation that can compare with it. If taken occasionally it. will keep the Kidneys in a lica-.lhucondition and insure one against a sudden attack. ? H. C. McCorxick, M. D., Ph. G.. Jan. 2d. 1800. Pen Argyle, Pa. The above remedy has a home ana world wic e reputation for true merit. It is prescribed ana recommendc:l-by the very best Physicians, and has the largest sale of any special kidney remedy that we know of. II is sold in two sizes, 50c. and $1, being guaranteed to give satisfaction or money refunded. Agents wanted in every locality where the above remedy is net sold by druggists. With a little effort you can insuro for yourselves a liberal profit and extend a helping hand to your sick friends and neighbors. We send free six beautiful Cards, sheet of Music and "Guide to Health," to any address. When writing for Agency mention this paper, i Db. Kilmer & Co., Bingham ton, N. Y._ A obiter can't > e sijleu "well r.-t." until it has been boiled. Oh. how ran a fair maiden smile aud by gay, Hi lovely aud loving and dear. As sweet as a. rose and as bright as Ihc May When her liver is all out of gear? Slic can't. It is impossible. But if she will only take Dr. Pierce's (-'olden Medical Discovery, it will cleanse and ilimnlafe lier disordered liver, purify her blond, make her complexion soft and rosy, her fweath wholesome, Jier spirits cheerful and her temncr sweet. All druggists. Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and disgust everybody with your offensive breath, but uec uv. cage s inarm nriRcay unu eiui u. An early spring? Jurnping out of bed at 5 o'clock. _____________ The Ladle* Delighted. The pleasant effect and the perfect safety with which ladies may use the liquid fruit laxative. Syrup of Figs, under'all condition? make it their favorit i remedy. It is pleasing to the eye and to the taste, gentle, yet effectual in actingon the kidneys, liver and bowelsSword fcwallowers ouglu to try saws awbi.e. 'J liey wou d be niorr toothsome. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that contain .Mercury, as Mercury wi 1 surely destroy the sense of smeii and complete.y derange the whole system whou entering it through the mucus surfaces. Such art c es should never be used except on prescriptions trom reputable phys c:ans, as the damage they will do are ten fold 10 the goo 1 you c in poisihly derive lroni them. H ill's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney He, Co., Toledo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken interna ly, and acts directly upon the b ood and mucm surfaces of toe system. In buying Hall's Catnrrh Cure be sure to get the genuine, it [ is taken internally and made in Toledo, Ohio, | by F. J. Cheney & Co. 'tSf'Sold by Druggists, price75c. per bottle. 1 _:rr, rmr-. l-1 I If l|-?r Mill liUir> ? " IIVII iV hlSVMWuwn I iv.13 worth about orly cent Six .Ynvcle Free. sent by Cragln <fc Co? Phlla., I Pa., to any one in U. S. or Canada, post pairl, ' I npon receipt of 25 Dobbins's Electrical Soan ] wrappers. See list of novels on circulars arouua each jar. This soap lor sale by all grocers. I Even the humblest to) or in the land can resolve to live tor n hire purpose. FITS stopped free by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first day's use. Marvelous enres. Treatise and S3 trial bottle free. Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa. Mystery lends a charm to a most everything except n-r mince pic. Jfnffllclpd with sore eyes usel!rI<Kno.Thomplon?eEyeWater. Druggists sell . it.i'is.i'f r bottle Th* switchmen 6 interest in t e railroads they reprebt it seems to l?c (lagging. None equal "Tansili'? I'nnch" Sc. Cigar. Everyday isn fine one to the police Justice. After 22 Years, 7 . . cttred a man of chro$. ClfATtP iu Pa',"i from sutl' t /J^VJ vJiJpJ stroke, which took the Cj f t^r form of chronic J OIL HEADACHE, which was completely cured as follows: Paragon, Ind., July SO, 1888. , I suffered with pains in my bend from sun- ; i ttrnk-r on vpnrs. Thev wore cored bv St. Jacobs I Oil and have remained so four years. saml'kl b. .sliirlor. f At DmranisTs and Dealers. j THE CHARLES fl. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. , A Long-Delayed Wedding1 Fee. \ Three years ago, said a well-known/ j San Francisco journalistic clergyman! I to ou:r reporter, I was called on to unite ?; young couple in marriage. I received no fee at the time, but the groom, with whom I was acquainted,^ promised that he would not forget me.; 1 saw him several times afterward, bin i he never recurred to the subject of the! fee, and the matter passed from my mind, lmt this week I received a $I(j bill from him, with this brief but sig-' niticaiit explanation: j "Dear Mir?During the three year$ of my mariied lifo the extravagance.' | and wastefulness pi my wife, to whom; ' you so kindly united me. was such: j that I was kept constantly in debt. A/ month ago I obtained a divorce from' her, and am now able for the first time to fulfill my promise regarding the weddi ; fee. With thanks and excuses, I remain faithfully yours, n_* ? / ( \ / Said Sarah to Mary: ' yi " Tray, toll mo, dear cousin, what can bo the natter? Sure, a few months ago you were fairer and fatter. Now your cheeks, onco so rosy, aro 6unken and 6allow, Your thin, trembling hands arc as huelees cs tallow; Your nerves arc unstrung, your temper is shaken, . And you act and appear liko a woman forsaken." , v Said Jfari/ to Sarah : * " Your comments seem rough, butj.hejfacts are still rougher,* f or nouocy Knows now acute.y i suiter. I nm sick unto death and well nigh desperation, With female disorders and nervous prostration, I've doctored and dosed till my stomach is seething ; And life hardly sterns worth tno trouble of breathing." > Said Sarah to Mary: " Forgive me. my dear, if my comments seem crusty. And, pray, try a cure that is certain and trusty. 'Tis needless to suffer, to murmur and languish And pass half your duys in such pitiful anguish, For ' female disorders' of every description Are certainly cured by Picrcc's Favorite Prescription." ?/Iary heeded this good advice, bought a ! to the whole system. As a sootbifig nervine supply of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Proserin- I it it is uncqualed. See guarantee printed tion and it wrought a perfect cure. The ! on bottle-wrapper and faithfully carried out listory of her marvelous restoration to ! for many years. aealth is similar to that of thousands. A Book "of 160 pages, treating of Woman Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the i and Her Diseases, and their Self-cure, sent world-famed .remedy for all those chronic : in plain sealed envelope, to any address, on weaknesses and distressing derangements so : receipt of ten cents, in stamps, common to AmeT tean women. It is a most Address, World's Dispensary Medical potent, invigorating, restorative tonic, or I Association, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, stmnpth cover, imairtinr tone nnH vicnr t N. Y. r^l"1SICK HEADACHE, ij ' Bilious Headache, Dizziness, Constipation, Indigesjj fL ' Hon, Bilious Attacks, and all derangements of the stomach and J bowels, are promptly relieved and permanently cured by tht use of BR. PIERCE'S PELLETS. ? w Purely Vegetable and Perfectly Harmless. L??? anrW As a T.TV/^irt FIXiIj, IJneqnalod! OP FE&&'BT ft. BQ3B? OTAqaSS-.fl'lHgg?' r"" V/Kl'' -N|:' )SraI QRATEPUL?COMFORTINO. To Restore Tone linnfHfl l|||flAl and Strength MTw II VUvUA ' '3 to the System when breakfast. "By a thorough knowledge of tho natural laws "\ > .; < weakened OV whlcn eovernthi operation! of digestion and autH" tlon, and by a careful application of the line'properTo n^i?? o ties of well-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epps has provided lja UTippQ our breakfast tables with a dollcately flavoured h#r. . -> erage which ma/ save us many hoavy doctors' ol'la. <? ?* Or anv other It Is by the Judicious use of such articles of diet ?r that a constitution may bo gradually built up until Til,,... I strong enough to resist every tendency to disease. liineSS, ' Hundreds of subtle maladies ore floating arooad 04 1 ready to attack wherever there Is a weak point ?J ouoo iaoi.IIIo I We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourV0 S ?3 B S ?4 13 I B11 selves well fortified with pure blood and a properly j nourished frame."?"OrtT Service Gazette. ic r-inciifiimlTT Mmtl? simply with boiling wator or milk. Sold IS positively ouij in tialf-p >und tin1, by Grooors, labelled thus: ? . J A 31 KM EPl'S ?fc CO.. Ho nceopathle Ohemlsta, unequalled. - ; lqspok. eml^d. ^ _ bsd\iAII< SUUK . Oil All. or NO PAY. Get the BZDSTe ! ' C'ldlUff a N. w. Fitzgerald, Atfy, Wash., D. C. Prepared by j ! | Life W. W? Ayer &, vOij j Qn3^COMBINING5ARTICL?^^ftj22^SM Lowell, Mais. I . | We retail atUie IjukU lJ'iS"pnrF ) mhtlanle/artory priecs,/Kw%jj&jLr..5:z. FRFF 1 ^PilTT't* 11 ra?^0fl5ffi 1 H fll iHnjCKuaryc. Co., us ?!. oti st??kiw?Ji? ! SMMILSMOSTHEBN PACIFIC. : ||L0W MICE RAIL3?AD UHOS S iff hb^I I j^l S^j pp|i|i CAD r. i ii)l lea tioD h avi t l/rrfape de?crlbta?S BwaBgW Wb9 Btalbay I! W* K a3 ( CHII run beet Agricultural, Grazing andTt?? ( ber l*m'ln uow open to Settlor*. Sent free. AddreM inMfMgMMHMHMBaMMKaBgglllfclliM ( ntiio n I iBJBABM Land ComuiUelocer. j QUA*. B. LampUnw, st. Paoi, Mia?. DOES CURE <?Si&s r^Bsu2ia zttstohe C0217 punra j J Warranted tha t?*t corn dropper and moil 1 \?AP r'cct force-feed fertllurdistributor la !* CONSUMPTION i ^|gfs: I In its First Stages. j Sen! forlatv<?T.llnst retort catalogue. ? I im AT.t. mm fail - J CONSULT UK. I.Oiln, .140 North Fifteenth I ) ; Hireet, I'blluilelphin. Twenty years' experience > ' in special Ulsc >?ej; cures the worst cases of Ne irons ' Complaints, Blood i'olcoiifng, Blotches, Eruption* j Piles, Cntairli, Ulcers, Sores, Impaired Memory, Pesp'Uilency, Dimness of Vision, Lung, Lire* . Moniach, Kidney tBriglit's Disease); confidential or write for question list and hook. Make Your Own Rugs. KS^^?e8ii8*9 ; "a'S^'A ^ i F" K? * C?' ,Jro'c<'0' They bare been tried for over, fifty years, and ^^ aro to-aay me meet popular in tup. -ma*- anjoxiia. wa. ???*< ??.n "?imuu ov Your fathers tad mother, usca them. They sre j _ ___ ' the Safejt, Parcrt, acd Beit Betned.v far Liver i Cj* ?3 ^ f?y 8J and Stomach Dlsoasea ever compounded. j JpS K& ma S gS ?& I For Sale hv all Druggist*. Prlra 2h rt?. per I>ot , j fi U 3 lr (a ted ?i3 u'? ?r Q 5? A Q C 8 boxes for 05 cts.; or pent by mail, postage fre?, on ' ST IN THE WOEIfP U II b fl V b receipts! prlco. Dr.J. II.ScU?>rl;&8on, .PlijlaJ'a. ! jv Oct the Genuine. _ Sold Everywhere^ IIAHIT. Ouly Certain ud To cure Biliousness. Sick Headache. Constipation, an ? _ ?. - ? Malaria. Liver Complaints, tako the safe l?30n6V IB1 V/il CKCHS and certain remedy. SMITH'S i iwiusivj iei viiivnviiw BILE BEAMS 77 A apis Use the SMALL SIZE (40 little beans to the hot- /J f \ WW inP^S ' tie). They nre tbo most convenient: suit all agea / v/ T J*1 1 h,ltIn,an^nrklnr^rSS Priceof either sire. 25 cents per bottle. / "V BCIQQIMO at 7. 17, 70: Photo-jrraynro, years. It ImicIimi yon how U HivJUkl^M panel 6lte of this picture for 4 Detect and Cure Disease*: to Feed cents (coppers or btampa). for F.$nr? and also for Fattening: t qvittt a- (*c\ i \ wliirii I owls to have for Breeding VflV,ft A# ownflbS?IiV ot \t* ' * Purpoara: and c:verythUM^Jftdoo^ I fon should hnr.w on thi? subject to make it profit 1111)1 will ( I. it I'. MF P93^?>Al'1iS? ?0 o DATS .^58 r,f this tilSMSJ. /r+. A A. E"iHJ1 JBw&cW,'fy'''SAC 2g?8ranafj<l ;sl ?fl G.ILiNUUAlJAM.M. D., CATARRHW^ss-^ HY USING !?- S? vr&aijlyfo -tvd ?Pb*? Ely's Cream Balmf sjtfk fasSWs AnnlvHaim Into each nostril '^rfrti OMo^^xJ .' *- > ciTicaf, UL H.Y bb;a.. i* Warrea ii,. N. <t ?** ! .SaU-tff ^*tt8L10