The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, June 21, 1883, Image 2

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Her Kin?. She has not, found her king as jet, The golden days glide by; They bring no sorrows to forget, Nor any cause to sigh. No heart for her devotion made The passionate summers bring; Unharmed she walk9, and unaffrayed She has not found her kc\g. Men bring their titles, and their gold; ' She turns in scorn away. The man must be of different moid She sweat* aho-will obey. Though poor in honor and in lands, Rich in a rarer thing, Titled by God alone, he stands, When she will own her king. Bnt when ho comes, as come he will, Strong to support, and grand, With supplication that shall fill Her soul, like her command;. She'll place her hand iu his, and take What'er this world may bring, Proud and contented for his sake, Whom she bath crowned her king! ? Temple Bay. "a slight mistake. The sun had gone down in a red river of threatening cloud; the storm which had been impending for some days had broken at last, in a wild whirlwind of snow and tempest; and Mrs^oiJaiaham Ackley had just put the tea-kettle on for the evening meal, with Abigail, her daughter, stirring a connon'jnfiil nf mncVi nn tho cfnvp 5lYiil raUVVpUXU V. Maria, her niece, hard at work, stitching the upper parts of cheap cloth shoes for a manufacturer in the neighborhood. For the Ackleys were a thrifty family. Nothing was lost, nothing wasted, not even that slippery commodity?time. The Ackleys were a feminine household that night, for Abraham himself, the grizzled head of the family, had gone to the city, to put in a claim for a pension, which, according to bis ideas ought to have been paid half a century back, to some old Revolutionary ancestor or other. "I ain't to be done," said Abraham, winking his watery blue eyes, "not even by the United States government itself!" So it had happened that Abigail had foddered the cattle, fed the fowls, and locked the barn door, coming in, all powdered over with snow, her mid die-aged nose blue with cold. "NeYer mind, girls," said Mrs. Ackley, with a subdued chuckle, "when we inherit your Cousin Jones' proper j ty we shan't none of us have to work I no more. We can be ladies, and set up in sage-green dresses, plavin' with peacock-feather fans. Did you get the best chamber ready, Marier?" "Marier" gave a grunt in the aftirmative, as she bit off-the end of her thread. *5 "I didn't light the fire yet," said "Thpught it warn't no use burn- j up good hickory logs, unidj^w,; j ~^^*howe<rwe was goin" to want 'em." '^r Scarcely was the sentence well out of her mouth, when a tattoo sounded loudly on the warped panels of the unpainted front door. "Land's sake alive!" said Abigail, dropping the wooden spoon into the mush-pot, while Maria straightened herself up with a jerk, "it's Cousin Jones already!" "Quick!" said Mrs. Ackley, in a shrill stage whisper. "Put the mush in the closet, and fetch out the cold chicken and raspberry presarves; and the best cups, Abigail, and the threetined forks, and the table cloth with the border of daisies." And she turned to the door, with a flaring, home-dipped candle in her band. "Is this Mrs. Abe Ackley's?" demanded a shrill voice. "I was told she lived half-way up Pine Crags." "Ain't this Mrs. Jones?" said MrsAckley, in her softest accents. "That's the ticket!" said the stranger. "Do open the door and let me in. I ain't no burglar, nor yet a sneak-thief." ?> ^ "I'm delighted to see you," said Mrs. Ackley. "Do pray walk in, and let the girls take your things. Marier, Abigail, this is Mrs. Jones, as you've heard so much of. Your room will be warm d'reckly. We've set great store by your comin', 1 do assure you." "You're very kind," said Mrs. Jones^ shaking the snow off her shabby shawl and pinched silk bonnet. "1 ain't no beggar; I calc'late to pay my own way." The three women smiled obsequiously. They had been given to understand that Cousin Jones from New York city was very eccentric?that she Darticularlv disliked any allusion to her relationship, and that there was no accounting for her various peculiar ities. "Of course," said Mrs. Ackley, "that must be as you please." "I don't choose to bo beholden to any one," stiffly added the new-found relative. "Of course not," said Maria, help, ing her off with her rubbers. "Uncle Abraham will be so sorry that he isn't Viorft tn u'ulonmp vn.l " ilVi V V" ?t v*wvi?av T "I can stand it, if ho can," said the old lady, warming her gaunt hands before the cheerful blaze? "?h, do you live as high as this every day?" as she saw the liberal preparations for supper. "We are economical people," said Mrs. Ackley. apologetically; "we raise our own poultry, and Abigail picked the raspberries last summer on the mountain, and changed off eggs for the sugar, at Martin's grocery store at the cross-roads; and the tea was a present from old Captain Greer, who is In the ???? I 111 1 China trade, to pay Ackley for breakir.? the roan colh So you see?" "Yes, I see/' snid Mrs. Jones, nodding her head jerkily, like a mandarin somewhat oat of order. "Managing people, you be! You won't never conic to be boarded out like town poor, 1 reckon!" "I hope not," said Mrs. Ackley, de. voutly, "The idea!" said Miss Abigail. ""Well, things is ordered differently ih this world," observed Mrs. Jones. 'It's up-lrill with some and down-hill with others. But I guess I can get I along with you!" "My son will be up to pay his respects to-morrow," said Mrs. Ackley. "He lives a little beyond here." "Ah!" said Mrs. Jones. "He hasn't been real successful in the world," added Mrs. Ackley. "He married a schoolma'am, and they've a little family, and Ackley's had to set down his foot, as he won't help him any more." "Every one for himself, eh?" said the old woman, with a chuckle. Mrs. Ackley nodded. She had ventured upon this coniidential family communication as a sort of hint to Cousin Jones, not to lend money to the impecunious Abraham, junior. If there was money floating around in the golden atmosphere that surrounded Mrs. Jones, why should it be given over into such velvet-like hands as those of Mrs. Abraham, junior. "Perhaps," suggested Maria, sweetly"Mrs. Jones would like some hot buttered toast?" "Well, since you're so pressing, I am if " ?niil Afr>? .Tnnes. I 1 (kVUCl llutl IV AVf v ?... "And," added Abigail, jealous lest she should be outdone in these sweet deeds of hospitality, "there's a very good meat pie in the pantry which I made myself, if?" "Meat pie," cried the old lady. "Meat pie is a relish for anything going. I don't know when I've put my teeth into a good meat pie before. Iking it on, young woman?bring it on." The three Ackleys looked on with beaming eyes, while Mrs. Jones ate and drank like a half-famished lionness, and afterward they conducted her to the bed-room, where the lire blazed brightly on the painted, redbrick hearth, and the patchwork silk quilt?Maria's own woik?was laid ostentatiously across the foot of the bed. And then they all came down stairs, closed in solid phalanx around the lire, and looked at one another with mean ing in their speculative eyes. "Queer, ain't she?" said Maria. "Dressed exactly as if she came out of an old rag-bag," commented Abigail. "Hold your tongue, girls!" said Mrs. Ackley. "Geniuses are always! eecenCtE^Anu* Cousin Jones cool forty thousand dollars!" Early the next morning, long before daylight had irradiated the sullen darkness of the wintry horizon, and ^ Mrs. Ackley was doing her best, in c curl papers and a dirty flannel wrapper, to make the kitchen lire bum, an old 1 box-sled stopped at the door, and in came Abraham, junior, brown-laced, good-natured and smiling. "Well, mother," said he, "how's the | * folks?" | * "They're all well enough," said Mrs- ' Ackley, who always entertained a 1 secret fear lest Abe should want to 1 borrow money of her. "Father got home yet ?" said Abe. "No!" r Mrs. Ackley was blowing desperate- 1 ly at a crumpled bit of paper which ab- ' sulutely declined to ignite the kindlings 1 adjoining to it. "That's you, mother, to a 'T'!" said , Abraham, good-humoredly. "You're , too economical even to burn enough * waste papers! Goodness knows, they ^ don't cost nothin'!" "TT t.i?> -\r-o A..blAv ?T I "XlUUipii; SU1U mia. M know some people as ain't economical in nothin'!" i "And that reminds me!" said Abe, ] skating easily away from the subject, i "I'm going down arter my boarder!" "What boarder V" said Mrs. Acklev, } sharply. < "Didn't you know?" said Abe. "Me and Jane Eliza, we've bid for one j of the town poor. It ain't much pay, < to-be-sure. The selectmen are real < close this year, on account of the Town hall havin' cost such a sight o' money. < But it's better than nothin'. And the r old woman will be company for Jane > Eliza and the children. It's old Hul- ] dah Jones, you know? C'appen .Tones' \ widder, down in Frog Lane." "Oh!" said Mrs. Acklev. i "I expected her up last night," said \ Abe, drawing on his blue' yarn i mittens; "but I guess she found the i weather one too many for her rheuma- . tiz; so now I'm goin' arter her, with an arm-chair tied into the box-sled! , And, by-the-wav," fumbling in his ( coat pocket, "here's a letter I got last i night. Guess it was meant for father, ', but I opened it by mistake." "Who's it from?" screeched Abigail, j who had just come down stairs, half frozen, from her Tireless room, tying her apron strings as she came, while Maria was visible, twisting up her < back hair in the distance. . 1 "Your ricli cousin, in Xew York," said Abe. "She ain't comin'! She's made up her mind to rent a furnished flat in Xew York, where she can be near her doctor and her favorite clergyman!" "Nonsense!" said Maria. "That's 1 only a practical joke, as some one is ?4k tryln' to come on us. Cousin Jones is here a'ready." "Asleep in the best chamber, where I'm gain' to light a fire at seven o'clock," added Abigail. "What!" roared Abraham. "Girls!" shrilly exclaimed Mrs. Acklev, "it's a dreadful mistake as we've .ill of us made! This old woman ain't our Cousin Jones at all. It's the town poor as Abe has took to board!?old Cappen .Jones' widow, from Frog Lane." And she struck an attitude in front of the stove like Medea before the sacrificial flames. "And we gave her coid fowl and raspberry-jam," cried Maria, "and the whole of the meat pie." "And my choicest linen sheets, and a fire in the best chamber!" groaned Mrs. Ackley. "My goodness me! how could we be such fools ?" "Go and wake her up at once," said Maria to Abigail. "Tell her Abe Ackley is here, to take her where she rightly belongs; and ask her how she dared to impose upon decent people like us V" "It ain't her fault!" sighed Mr3. Ackley, "It's ours. Goodness, what idiots we've been!" "Well, you haven't asked ine to breakfast," said Abraham, junior, waggishly; "but I guess I'll stop for a bite and a sup, and take the old lady up to our home arterward. 'Tain't a good plan to travel on fin empty stomach such weather as this!" And the bewildered Mrs. Jones was whisked away on the box-sled before she knew the rights and wrongs of the case, leaving the Ackley family disconsolate. ilT icna nn ?>??oforvb* in nur lifn JL 1IUVC1 (1.1 OU luiotuvu AUJ 111V before," said Mrs. Ackley. But Abe, junior, regarded the matter as a stupendous joke. "Old Mrs. .Tones got a first-class meal and night's lodgin' free gratis out of mother," said lie; "and I don't remember when anybody else has done as much." At Sea in a Basket. It was upon September 20, 1854, the Arctic, belonging to the now extinct Collins line, sailed from Liverpool to New York with more than 200 passengers on board. The voyage was safely accomplished until the Arctic got within sixty-five miles of Cape Race, when she was run into by the Vesta, a small iron steamer owned and manned by Frenchmen, and of about 100 tons burden. "Within four hours of the collision the big vessel disappeared beneath the waves, and the little vessel was speeding on her way toward the French coast, where, unconscious of the mischief she had done? she arrived in safety about a fortnight later. About forty of the Arctic's *rew andr' ,ii.6^..J^WWlvea in & | )oat, and a few more were picked up Tom rafts and bits of the vessel, among h.} latfnr hoinor P.intain T,lir"ft find a Mr. Smith, then a resident of the state )f Mississippi, but subsequently a vealthy Glasgow merchant. Mr. Smith v'as saved upon a raft of planks, ashed together by himself, on the top )f which he tied the basket lined with in, into which unwashed plates were mt during the saloon dinner. Upon he edge of this basket, with his feet it the bottom, Mr. Smith sat for two lights and nearly three days, bailing it is it filled from time to time. It will je beard with little surprise that for nany years Mr. Smith preserved this nuch-valued historical basket as a rophy in his drawing-room at Glasgow, ind showed it to his friends as the ,-ehicle in which he had lloated upon lie waves for fifty or sixty hours. The jasket was concealed in the center of in ottoman made purposely to hold it, ind was only revealed when Mr. Smith ,vas surrounded by a few congenial 'riends. The Harried Bontmau. "Come on, sir, on'y jest in time. What a blessin' you wasn't a minit ater! Jest orr?jump in !" said the jreathless boat owner. "Just let me get out and have my lair cut," said the deluded passenger, iome time after. "Wouldn't never git back in time!' eplied the breathless boatman. 'We're jest orf, as soon as we're ful up." "Starying, sir?" said the boatman. 'Never mind, don't you git out to git lothin'?we'll be full in an instant? ere's the other customers a-corain'." uut at lengtn gaiter a montn or soj, ;he passenger's heart began to fail him ?be sank down ; the last visitor at :he sea-side resort was going to catch ;he train. "Never mind," said the boatman: "you set still. They'll be back again next year, and then we'll start." lint one day, as the boatman gazed upon his now aged victim, compassion overcame him, and he said, "I will break the most sacred rule of the boat ? r ...:n f?il " mail , i uni Miui diwu uciv imi i?j/. And lie tried to shove off, but both the boat and its passengers were too old now. They broke up.?London Fun, heal very gently with those whD ar on the downhill of life. Your own time is coming to be where they now are. You too are "stepping westward." Soothe the restlessness of age by amusement, by consideration, by non-interference, and by allowing plenty of occupation to fall into the hands that long for it. hut let it be of their own choosing, and cease to order their ways for them as though they r'orc children. I i r, SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS. >/. Fourmant has concluded a series of exact experiments upon trichin? in meat. lie finds that to pack the diseased flesh in salt for fifteen months does not kill the parasites; mice fed upon the meat died of trichinosis. Remains of a mastodon and a number of curious bones belonging to various other animals have' been found near a salt minVpit- New Iberia, LaAmong them w^fre some fossil teeth of horses, and they have been presented to the Yale college museum. The post-mon ?m examination of a mulatto who -die J; recently in Cincinnati revealed a wain weighing sixtyone ounces. Th >re are on record but iwo Drains neav?r man mis?mat 01 Cuvier, weighing 64.3-3 ounces, and Abercrombie's, Ihich weighed sixtythree ounces, m Dr Iteklam considers that headaches and other consequences of sleeping in rooms containing flowers do not arise from any specif properties of the flowers themselves, but are due to a straining of the nerves of smell in the presence of perfmfteq for an unwonted length of tirfie. ' J*? effecflST^Tianr" gousfo mat produced upon the eyes by an unusual exposure to light, or op the ears by long-continued sounds. An enormous quantity of water passes through the roots of plants. An English experimenter has ascertained that for every pound of mineral matter 1 assimilated by a plant, an average of ( 2,000 pounds ofjyater is absorbed. 1 At the French agricultural observato- ! ry of Montsouris it was found that in rich soil, 727 pounds of water passed through the roots of wheat plants for 1 every pound of grain produced; while ' in a very poor soil, 2693 pounds passed ' through the wheat roots for each ' pound of grain." '' i Scotch Plowmen's Vests. ] It lias long beeivihe custom of agri- ( cultural laborers in Scotland to distin- j guisli themselves by the grandeur of their Sabbath kirk suits, "Sunday claes." The vest qr waistcoat was es- ' pecially the center of their pride or ^ vanity. It had a combination of all j the prismatic cotors of the rainbow, ^ the more brilliant prevailing, forming a complete aurora borealis. About * forty years ago, in a border parish on j the south of .Scotland, the- principal heritor and patrol according to the 1 law and custom, wis allotted the chief " seat in the gallery opposite the minister's pulpit. He, iowever, was non- 1 resident and an Episcopalian. lie * therefore dedicated,his seat to the unmarried plowmen bf the parish, who 1 for many years ay^led themselves of | _ - ... ? h member left tbe parish, ne, or course. ceased his seat-possession, and so soon ^ as he entered the holy bonds of matrimony he had to provide accommodd- ^ tion for himself and his wife elsewhere, h as the pew was held to be of the kind a of the "limited (mail) male." Sabbath ^ after Sabbath the juvenile rustics vied r with each other who could show the ? newest pattern in the design and color r for his chest covering. Often have ' clergymen who have never before * ascended the pulpit stair of this parish t been startled as the opposite gallery 8 brilliantly flashed on his wondering eyes. The rustic band got the title of * the "robin redbreasts" or "canaries," 8 and their seat was commonly known as ^ their "nest" or "aviary." A change. a however, did occur. The heritage fell * t to a brother of the late proprietor, who "knew not Joseph," and was rather c displeased at this weekly display of * foppery. The new laird granted the s pew to a new tenant, who had become y possessor of the home farm, and had a numerous family. It was easy to grant and possess, but not "so easy to annul a ^ previous grant and dispossess former occupants. The bovans refused to s remove, pleading a grant with long ' possession, even for the prescriptive 4 period?in fact, that they had acquired both figuratively and literally a "vest- f ed interest." The sheriff had to be ap- c proached by way of interdict. It was, however, more by suasion than by force * that at length matters were c peacefully arranged. For many years the display of colors which once flaunt- 1 ed from the gallery ceased from the * memories of the parishioners of Sunny- * side. The epidemic which prevailed in the south spread to other portions of f Scotland. A Jealous Songster. i A singular incident in natural his- * tory occurred lately at Chester, Eng- < land. A thrush in a happy state of i freedom was thrilling its notes in the 1 orchard beneath the walls, near the < "wishing steps," when its music I i excited similar efforts from a caged 1 bird of the same species, which was 1 suspended in front of the adjacent * houses. These feathered songsters persevered in raising their melodies to higher and higher efforts, as if in earnest rivalry, when suddenly the bird 1 among the trees darted from its perch upon the wicker cage of its compet- ] itor, broke the bars, entered it, and 1 commenced an assault upon the ? musical captive, the owner of which, 1 hearing tiie unusual noise, came out, 1 took the aggressor prisoner, and sold 1 it into bondage. i?^ i < When any calamity has been sulTer. I ed, the first thing to be remembered is, i how much has been escaped. ' j i I THE HAIR AFTER DEATH. Curlont Iilftancea In Which It flat Gi own to Great Length. Moat people understand that hair does sometimes grow after death, but there are perhaps few who know that there Is a very considerable growth in at least one-third of the cases where bodies are interred in the usual manner. A story was told by Oscar w ucie ai a ainner party in ^\ew x urn which illustrates this fact. "When Gabriel Dante Rnssetti was very young ?scarcely more than a boy?said Mr "Wilde, he was deeply in love with a young girl, a*3, having a poet's gift; he sang a poet's love in numerous sonnets and verses to her. She died young, and by her wish the manu- j scripts of these poems were placed in a ) casket and laid under her head, so that I even in the last sleep they should be, as they always had been, kept beneath her pillow. Years passed by and Rossetti's fame grew until every, line of his composition became precious, and some of those who prized his writings most asked him for copies of the songs that had been buried. He had kept* ( no copies, or they had been lost. At an mums m ^aan inform i when they asked him to rewrite the , verses he declared that he was utterly | unable to do so. At last his friends importuned him for permission to have the original manuscripts exhumed. Jie consented ( after some hesitation, and all the necessary preliminaries having been com. , plied with the grave which had been 3ealed for many years was opened. Then a strange thing was found. The casket containing the poems had proved to be of perishable material and 1 its cover had crumbled away. The long tresses of the girl had grown after ' loath and had twined and intertwined imong the leaves of the poet's paper, soiling around the written words of love in a loving embrace long after leath had sealed the lips and dimmed the eye that had made response to that love. * There is nothing improbable in the story so far as it relates to the physical J ihenomenon. That hair grows after t leath is too well established a fact to I je challenged, and is readily enough to r ie understood by any one who will r jive even a little study to its forma- t ion, it being an appendage to the t imrian fnrm ?rvl nnt <5tripf.lv snpnlr ng, a part of it. It might indeed be e dmost called a friendly parasite. v A well known New York underaker said: "A gentleman who had ost his little boy five or six years >efore came to the establishment where was working and said he wanted he remains taken up and carried to Joston. He had moved to that city, t'hcrejhe had lost another childpaMiaU lis wife was anxious that they should ioth bo buried in the plot he had lought in the Laurel Hill cemetery. ?his gentleman was anxious to see for limself that everything was done right, nd went over with me to Greenwood. Ve had buried the child and there was tot any trouble about finding the right ;rave and the nght coffin, but he was lervous about it. He insisted on laving the coffin opened after it was aken up and seeing for himself that here was no mistake. I had it done, ind as soon as ne saw tne oociy ne saia: t I knew it; that isn't my boy. His ^ lair was cut short while he was sick, j ind look at that!' In this case there ( vas a rather unusual growth. I j hould say the hair was a foot long. , n cases where the body has been r juried a good many years?say a hun- t Ired years?the hair is sometimes ound a yard long on a man's head, [ tnd much longer, of course, on a voman's." j Another undertaker said that he was employed at one time to remove a ^ ;reat number of bodies that had been juried in a cemetery which had been iold. They had lain undisturbed for tn average of about twenty-five years, j ind in nearly one-half the cases the jair on the heads of the men was from i foot to a foot and a half long. In \ cases of women it was evident enough rom the arrangement of their hair ] hat it had grown a great deal after leath. There was no way, so far as he , cnew, of determining what causes the lifference between cases, some hair j growing and other apparently not rowing or only growing a little, but le said he believed that in cases of . 'ever there was apt to be such a growth. ] It might be supposed that if a postnortem growth of hair is as common t is has been indicated mention of the . 'act would have been made in the accounts that have been preserved of the emains of noted persons after burial; , jut the only such instance that is re- , called is that of Napoleon I. Of him \ t is said that when his body was re- ] noved from St. Helena to France it \ vas found that the hair had grown to i great length.?New York Herald. A Home Tlirnst. "Pa, I wish you would buy me a lit- ] :le pony," said Johnny. -j "I haven't got any money to buy roil a pony, my son. You should go :o school regularly, my son, study hard, md become a smart man, and some of i ,hesc days, when you grow up, you j K ill have money of your own to buy , lonies with." < "Then, I suppose, pa, you didn't . study much when you were a little boy j ike me, or else you would have money . low to buy ponies with, wouldn't you. , ;>a?"?Sijti lit/#. CLiPttJfas FOR THE CURIOUS. Texas has a million acres of land fit for sugar culture. <. A large number of Nashville boys and girls are going into silk culture. The national debt of France, ($4,683,840,000,) is three times as large as ours. Twenty-eight mining explosions occurred last year, of which fifteen were fatal. The winner of a cofh-raising contest near Rome, Ga., raised thirty-seven bushels on a half acre. Figures were used by the Arabian Moors about 900, and were introduced into Spain in 1050, and into "England in 1253. The pension list of the United States is eight times as large as that of England and ten times greater than that of France. The first systematic attempt to instruct the deaf and dumb was maue by Pedro de Ponce, a Spanish Benedictine monk, about 1570. A chicken ventriloquist Is one of the curiosities of Concord, Ky. He crows with clarion notes, and then makes Echo-hue lepguiiuiis ur tliem, gfauuaity lying away as if at an increasing distance. William Campbell, a young farmer i)f Mexico, Mo., won a wager of $100, md received 2? cents a bushel besides for his labor, at a corn-shucking bee. rn eight days he threw over his shoulder 542 bushels of corn. Tin is frequently mentioned in the Iliad, and it would seem that the Greeks ivere very familiar with it. It was ised for the raised work on shields md for greaves, arid it was also em)loyed for domestic purposes. It has been said that a blind man lamed Benson, who has been an inmate )f the Wethersfield (Conn.) town house 'or more than fifty years, has such a emarkable memory that he can repeat ilmost every word of any sermon he xears. The demise and obsequies of a Brunswick (Me.) cat gave a hint to he long-named society. The family )hysician nursed the animal in its illless, the undertaker composed its renains in a $12.50 casket, and its misress cabled her husband in Europe hat the end had come. Catechisms were compiled in the ighth or ninth century; Luther's vere published 1520 and 1529. The atechism of the Church of England at irst contained only the baptismal vov& he creed, the ten commandments and\ he Lord's prayer with explanations, iut an explication of the sacraments ras added by the bishops in obedience o an order made by James I. liurses liave-wHyrrn <?? Mug Mid that they are capable of jumping reat distances. Chandler cleared hirty-nine feet over a break at "Warrick; Calvcrthorpe, thirty-three feet iver hurdles at Newport Pagnell; ting of the Valley, thirty-five feet over he Wissedine brook, Leicestershire; tottery, thirty-four feet at Liverpool; 'eter Simple, thirty-seven feet at Boson. A Honest Mun. \ gentleman stopped his horse at a ollgate, and not seeing the gate-keeper, vent into the house. Finding no one, le began a gener.il search and finally liscovered the gate-keeper out in the ield at work. Although the old man vas quite a distance away, the gentlenan went into the field, approached he old man and said: "You are the tollgate keeper, I beieve." "Yes, sir," the old man replied, tuning and leaning on his hoe handle. "Well, I want go through the ;ate." "Ain't the gate open?" "Yes." "Well, why don't you go through ? it's my business to be there." "Because I wanted to pay you." "And you came all the way out hero ;o pay me five cents?" "Yes, sir," said the gentleman, proudy looking the old man in the eye. "Couldn't you have left the money in the table?" "Yes, but I wanted you to know 'hat I paid you." "You are an honest man." "Yes, sir," replied the gentleman, while a pleased expression spread over liis face. "You would have walked three times is far to have paid me that five cents, wouldn't you V" "Yes, sir, I would." "Here, John," the old man called to i boy that, lay in the shade, "call the log and go along and watch this feller - - - - - a - * .1 J J.i till he gets away, jjet a nunureu uuilars he steals something 'fore he leaves the place."?Arkaiisas Traveller. An Unsophisticated Way. Any Esquimaux asked to undertake a journey or perform a labor he does not like does not declare that he is not at home, but he has a precisely similar formality adapted to his own circumstances. He does not like to tell the 3tranger proposing to him that he does not wish to go, or that the pay is not mflicient, or, in short, that he will not 50; but he says, "I have no boots." This is not to be accepted as a hint that n pair of boots would be an acceptable present; it is merely a polite refusal, ind in strict politeness must lie accepted as unhesitatingly as our own '.Not at home." k 1 Prophecy* I bare heard ft in the forest Where the branches gray end bare, From the sea of pine* upstarting-, Stand like phantoms in the air; Ghosts of beauty once so fair. I have heard the distant echoes, Faint and far, but wondrous sweet, Telling that the summer cometh Crowned with ecstasy complete; And earth thrills beneath my ?teb 1 have seen the tidings written On the far bine of the skies; I have heard the brooklet singing Soltly 'neatb its rool ot ice, Of the coming mysteries. "Summer's coming, coming, coming," Speed tho news from tree to tree. Clouds of Iteaven bear it onward, River, tell it to the sea. "Snmmer cornea! the earth is free." ? George L. HeaUu PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. Always out of countenance?The nose. The blandest counsel may be a crossexaminer. High words--"Tip top," "peak," "summit," etc. Now the thrifty fishernmn figures up his net gains. A man's tongue often betrays him, but he always can count on his fingers. A man has invented a chair that can be adjusted to 800 different positions. It is designed for a boy to sit in when he goes to church. The great question of the day at present is how to wear a high all-round collar and still be able to sneeze bard without cutting your throat. One of the sweetest pictures of domestic economy is a poet blacking A white stocking so that it won't sihow through the fissure of his boot. "He's grown to be a polished gentleman, anyhow," said an old lady gjwing fondly as she spoke at the shining bald head of her son, just returned after a long absence. "Papa," said a lad the other night, after attentively studying for some ' minutes an engraving of a human skeleton, "how did this man manage. to keep in his dinner ?" A little chap in Gallatin, Tenn., son of a prominent turfman, was asked by his school-teacher to define "good breeding." "A mare with two Lexington crosses," was the instant reply. "Johnnie, how xnany bones are there in the human body?" "Whosehuman hotly? Mine?" "Yes, yours, for instance." "Can't tell. You see I've been eatin' shad for breakfast, and thai^jiiiiLLthe anatomical estimate at once." A society has been formed in -forar ? York, to be known as ttye "Order of organization to use its influence to persuade men to wear a tie that the * women folks cannot work up into a patchwork quilt. Just Like 'Em. Two ladies who were bound somewhere in company yesterday entered a Woodward avenue car together, and .1 i.J Kr>fVi no sooner were nicy acaicu uiau wv?? made a dive for their purses. "Oh, let me pay!" pleaded one. "Oh, I couldn't think of it!" "Oh, do, now; I have just the change." "Oh, but I have tickets." "Yes, but you paid the last time." "But you can pay some other time. Here?'" She was hurriedly searching through her porte-monnaie, but didn't seem to find anything. "I told you I had?!" And tne seconci one oegan a searuu in a wild manner, emptying out pins, needJes and buttons, but no money. "Why! I do declarer' gasped the first "Strangest thing I ever saw!" added the second. "I'll pay for both," observed a man on the seat opposite, and he marched up, fumbled through his pockets and held out a battered quarter to the driver. The latter would not take it, and the man marched out and slid off the platform in the most solemn manner, and at the next crossing the ladies said they had taken the wrong car, rang the bell and got off.?M. Quad. ?????? / A Breeze in Chnrch. In a certain village in Maryland a * ~ " * J? xi small boy kicked up a oreeze m me parish church on a recent Sunday. It seems that a certain good woman bought a calf s head and put it on to boil, leaving her little boy to mind it while she went to the church close by. The minister had reached his fifthly my brethren, when a small boy stuck his head in the door and whispered: "Mamma!" The good woman recognized her son instantly, and began to make signs for , him to leave the door. } "Mamma!" again came the whisper ?this time a little louder than before. \ The mother shook her finger at the V boy warningly, and indulged in other \ familiar pantomime with which she N was accustomed to awe her son. But J it didn't work worth a cent. The boy x was excited and in dead earnest, as the denouement will show. Raising his voice, he shouted: r iiMnlr "juamuiil, vou 11CCVLLL u nuw rtiiu, blink at me, but had better come home right away, for the calfs head is buttin' all the duinplins out of the Dotl" y I