The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, October 23, 1879, Image 6

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mnrri /U .TOWAI,. E. G. ALEXANDER, Proprietor. .MY MORNING RIDE. by j. 8. mcdoe. Hie thee on, my noble Gipsy; As the mountain path we raise, Let thy * inging feet, bo briskly, Beat the time to merry lays. 2YA H rri-Y {'4 Ir Quick Tonr fcar to ca&h the chiming Of the herdsman's morning bells, ADd the echoes p? -the rhyming r 1 Glancing down fho foreit dells. ? Swell thy nostril sr happy |>ony; Let thy1 eqhifle strokes move trne; . ' Nimbly climb, though rolgh and stony, Up the pass youbeor my through. Ah! what beauty seems to issue ? ?.' ^ \ As the frescoed tnoOntapis lieAmber streaks", with goldct tissue, Sparkling up the eastern sky. "_T M7 Iff | / j How the forest, gently swjpying, Lends a magic to the vftw, , And the sen, in fancyplarfing, Bound the globes of sparkling dew. 81ack yot? spesfi, toy metfled pony; H Let your Iron-bo'una ho&fs bo still, - | While the echoes die oft lonely, Circling round fr$m hill to hyj. . Drink we In this morning pleasure, As the mertyimo'untam birds, When they meet In chorus measure. Gyp 1 those ears speak more than words. t - \ it .i i Whoa, my boy, be otfm, bo steady; Do not pull so hard_thefcein, ''"V . bparou moment and be r>ady. {CvlviJ ' We may hear that song again. Down aslant the blooming" meadows,-^ i OI Where the heath In beauty turla;' there the mistyniornlng shadows j. Bathe:the cheeks of rogtflsh giels. -. j J( There, bedecked with labor's duty, MeiTy with their happy Jot, Sang they sweet and with such beauty, . Who will gness my morpihe plot? *J I ,r. y 7 Fj Ji :'i 7 Cupid, wild and roguish rover, 1 With a steed mory sleek abd fleet, . < Crossed the meads and new-blown clover, Ana his journey was complete. j | Lyons, Ohio., ,, ,j vr. | SLOW, BUT SURE. " I ? ? i BY ?. B. W. , ST/ IT ' ?'' j ' "How on earth, Simpsbn," 6aid 1' thfej other day to a rural friend of mine whom I was visiting-"how op earth did a backward, diffident fellow like you ever manage to say, 'Will you? ' to a witty, saucy, self-poised woman like youf Wife?" 1 I really was curious to tnow. Simpson was such a slow, sedate person, and his wife was such a little firafly, that there always seemed to me something funnily ncongruous in their unibn'."""^*'""*"1"" Simpson made his usual deliberate pause before answering. "Well, I reckon"?my friend is a Hoosier?"I reckon it was queer I ever asked her, and the way it happened was queerer till." We had cnrriodr*fcn? chjaizs oti t infb M the front yard, in orde^tQ aiabkeiMn * greater comfort;- and Inow- filteid mine: back against a tree, knowing that the story that was brewing in my friend's ? mind would not.be over in a hunw. _ I condense it for tho benefit of those * readers who may not have as mubh i leisure and patience as I had: "You see," he began, slowly clearing his throat and crossing his legs, "I was ( always rather soft-like about Susie, from j the time I used to sit by her dn school ' and work her-sums. She hadn't* par- j tide of head for figures, and I had, so t we suited pretty well as long as school ^ lasted; and Susie, though she laughed j at me more than any of the girls, liked j me a little, too; for it< isn't in human nature not to like the person that works j your sums. I know, because that was ? about all the way I had of making , friends, when I was. a boy, and I madq.a. ^ good many. !But when our School days \ were oyer most of then;.' forgot, but , Susie never did. She wasih'e prettiest ( and most popular girl in the country, j and had no end of beaux, but she al- ? way6 had, God bless her 1 as bright a ( smile for slow Ben as any of them. I knew I wasn't as brisk and lively as the V>ncf n? t.Vipm nnd wlipn T raw fliqf rTia didn't make any difference, it went right though a^d^through me, and I'd haye J died for hei ihy minutebut I couldn't ' tell her-'sb. v Seemed like I was slower' and dumber with her than anybody else. " For this reason I didn't often call on her or ask her company to parties and the like; but when I did she was always so kind and pleasant-like that I was happy for a month afterwards. " Well, there was a party one night at 'Squire Coon's; and, as it wasn't far, and Susie would only have to be bored with me going and coming, I asked her to go with me, and she said ' Certainly,' and smiled'as if it was the greatest treat in the world. ?: - . " As the 'Squire's was only half a mile from Susie's home, and there was a nicejidxy path through the woods,-we ] walked. It was about the. niidcUqof.. 1 October, 'and* the path we tookwas 1 heaped with dry* loaV^s fthatnttBde a 1 pleasant rustle under our feet. A 1 watery moon and a slijn turnout of 1 stara^are just light enough to make 3 the tree trunks on either, aide of .the path look like anything" else but What 1 they were. " The only remark I remember to ' have made on the way to the 'Squire's - A -A. X- _ 1 "was mat it was going to rain ueiure morning, and that I hoped it would. I 1 little thought how muc^j^fioj^ha^ "i don't recollect rnucn aoouc sue 1 party, except that I sat most of the time in a particnlp corner, aij.il watched.Susie as muqh j j " When the p5rty Lacl broken" up^ i and we were starting home, I noticed that the skyw#j tidokly clouded and the night darc.'VfTie7'Sqntfe; wno wasf sitting on the front porch smoking a late pipe, caUed after us: ' Better stay all night, Bbnjy, it's goin'to rain.' -JBut we thought not. When we gotintp. tip ' woods, however, we began to find'' out1 '' that it was dark aud 110 mistake. The farther we went, the deeper became the darkness. I knew the path we ha^ to follow, every crook- ana' cuxve'ih- it,. \' imt tue carpet 01 aeaa leaves Dome\>ed me. I iiad to stop two or three t-"lU1es, and grope about on either side.t 0 make j sure that I was in the right tr ack; and" the last time I found I was uot in it and. what was worse, could n't find it. "I kept up the search *\s long as possible, (Sending to tell Susie of the stu- j rvi'J blunder T had committed But the i i * ^ ~ train bha io come-onc m nun, aihu.?? to make matters really serious, it began to rain?a dull, pattering fall, that would probably last till daylight, and 6usie exposed r?to it. Shev- trif 1 to fts- fire rain camemore ana more steadily, 6he became frightened and nervous. I found her the best shelter I could at the roots of a great tree, but the rain reached her even there. She had notmng round her but a light shawl?for the evening had been unusually warm for the season ??b<I I knew she would soon be rfhor-j oughly chilled; so, being very tough myself, and used to all sorts oi exposure, T just took off my coat and begged her to wrap it round her shoulders, but she would hear to nothing of the sort, and bade me quite brusquely to put on my^pat. But the rain increased, and the bight grew damper and colder. , I resolved to take matters into my own Hands. "Without saving a T wrapped tne coat arouna ner snouioers myself, and, for fear she wouldn't.take it, ? said, by way of apology, you see, ' I'd give my life for you any minute, Susie,/and it don't stand to reason I shouldn't give you my ooat.' "She kept as mute as a mouse while I was- fixing the ooat; but, when I was done, she took my hand in both of hers, an$, says she, 'JDo you think so very much of me, Ben?rand, says I,'More than I can tell, or you can think, I r^k'om'HC AJL I "And, says she, Why did you never toil me so before ?' - ' *' Well,1 says I,' yon know I'm rather slow of speeeh; and, besides, I reckoned yon wouldn't' care to hear the like from me.' \ ViTIJE'i' "She didn't say nothiiig after that for a rood loner spell, till I began to be afraid she was oSended;; then gays she, 1 Ton may sit down here beside me, if you like, Ben.') "I did so, and then, after another good long spell, says she, stroking my band with one of hers, ' You're the best ind kindest man in the world, Ben; md I like you better than any of them.' " My 6hirt-sleeves were by this time wet Enough to wring, and the chill gusts ihat every now and then swept down [fonrth^.tijee-topswere enough to make i Newfoundland dog shiver; but I rifever :'elt w^mer or more comfortable in my Sfe tbfen when Susie saifi that. I never felt my slowness of speofch more in ipy ifej though it seemed as if I couldn't ;liiiik of any word that meant enough. 5o I had to sit and listed to Sukie with-' iutiieing abla te say a word myself, but she didn't appear to mind it a bit. " Well, the ilrst thing I knew it had itopped raining, and the moon was peeping ~ clown through a drift in the jlouds. I found the path in no time; md Susie made me put on my coat " When we got Ijiome to*t>nsiefls, her 'athaM&s just .t.uxhing out to' look for is, and met uifatrne yaragace. "' Soaked but smiling,' says he. What on earth has happened to make ,'ou look so, pleasant, when jm arc hoth is 'wet as a <^>jipl6of drotmed-kitten's?' ? Se had a lantern, yon see, and flashed t right in our faces. We didn't tell him inything then, but he found out about i month after when I came to ask for Susie.?. , Just at this moment, we ;weje inter npted b^ a pret^ficohtii^g VoiCtf-*from he house, exclaiming, " Why, Ben, you rill catch your death of cold, sitting out here without your coat when the dew s falling." Simpson had been over an hour tellng his story. Our pipes had gone out ind the sun had gone down, but there vas ftill light enough to mark the placid apresrioao&delight that came over his ace at the^ere sound of his wife's' roioe; and I thought I saw plainer than iVer before how it had happened that he lively little Susie had married my ilow friend, and had done wisely in so lUJJJg. The Man with a Glass Eye. As a train on the Kansas Pacific pulled away from the Sixteenth street depot, a few mornings since, a tall, angular specimen of hV.ihauity took arseat', apposite a lady passenger, and, to all appearances, was intently engaged in studying her face, At first the lady treated the rudeness with good-natured indifference. But at last it began to tell on her nerves. It was a peculiar and astonishing jriece of impertinence. He apparently had the faoulty of looking two ways at once. One of his eyes was restless, excited and roved in all directions. The other, fixed and sfony,Eastened on her with ah undeyiatang stare. She turned her head away, ,but it intercepted her vision. She tried to hide behind a paper, but she felt that cruel eye piercing through the screen, and creeping with a stony look ill over her features. It seemed" to be picking them np ope by.one, and examining them with care. The thing became nnondnvaKIp and clip nriprl rrnf tn liim LiUVM?mHW4v; ??? v*?v v.?v%? v?? ? fiercely: r. ?.,.>... "Sir, why do yon look at mesopernstently?" ' *. <.% o"Me, madam, why, bless my soull I liaven't been looking at yon." "You hare, sir?lor a half hour or nore your eye has been absolutely rivetjd upon my face." "I beg sour pardon,, madam, but it's his ey6j is it noil' Jiffefiighis finger to lis left optic. " " Yes, sir, it's that eye." "Well, madam, that eye won't <k> you my harm. It generally ,toots any way i pleases?it gives ' ?? Vgood deal of rouble. A great many complain of it. It lirafc I thought they were making fun )f me, but I've fonfid out differently low. I've been knocked down two or liree times fov the impertinence of that >ye. J woMd leave it out altogether jut'fbr tl\e looks of" the thing. " It's rt lass eyV madam?otily a> glass eye; I. lope 'you'll excuse it. But, upon my rrt.o t'i? that, even a class >via*5 J, JLil uuv 9iU|mcv%. %?? _ . w ?ye should feel interested in so pretty a Tt-oman,'' and lie brought his other eye to bear upon her in undisguised admiration. The lady laughingly accepted the explanation, and the rest of the journey was passed very pleasantly to both of them.?Rocky 3/ou n iainXeivs.' DeSh"^olsteamers have been unusually numerous of lave. I . * * I A TRUE STOKJOP THE 1YVH. Gen. Gordon and Oof. Morrow at the Battle of Gettysburg. ? - t ' -1A [Yrona the Washington sancay i icraiu.j While conversing with' CoLBachel' der, the historian of the;mttl<e 'of XJete tybhucg, a few eveninge ago, at one of the leading hotels, ie fenufcied: "This jostling crowd little realise that those two gentlcmeu-H* pleasant <con.yers|tion yonder, pointing to Senator of Georgia, and ueci. df * the United States ?rmv, were prominent actors on opposite sides at the battle of Gettysburg." AaA, as tbean'gentlemen oomiaue tliejr oonversatior, and the erowdUjame and wont, wedaew from his never-ending fund of Gettysburg -incident the felio wing atoryu "The officer . conversing with Senator Oordon ie Gen. Morrow, now eittiugCB the Army . Equipment Board fin this -city. He was among die wounded Union efficcrsrcaptared at G;efctysbwg when that .place fell into the1 hands of the Confederate troops ?u the evening of the first dayis battle. Col. Morrow commanded the Twenty-fourth Michigan Volunteers, which teioiig*! to the famous iron Brigade,* coiripesed of ^Wisconsin, Michigan. and Indiana troops, and formed a part of the diviaou that opened the battle, and it was with this brigade that Gen. Reynolds was killed. And it was also Col. reginent which enveloped the ilank of Artfher'c brigade, compelling the surrender of Gen. Archer with & large number of his men. "CoL Morrow's regiment wenccnto the engagement with 498 officers and men Its casualties on the first day tfeie 22 offioers killed or wounded out of 23, and 22 non-comissioned officers and 49 privates killed, and 41 non-commisshned inga grand totaTof^iS placed luxsde combat oat of 496. The sanguinary character of the engagement of these troops will be better realized wheniit is: known that this regiment lost slvon color-bearers in killed and wounded and all its color-guArd^ after which CoL Morrow loot the'ffag'to rally the regiment , and waa himself wounded virile carrying it, and-'Obliged to leave the field. He was struck on the top o:f the head by a mfnie ball, producing a serious scalp wound, from which the Hood flowed freely, completely covering his face; while engaged in washing it wray the Union forces fell back through the town, followed by. the victorious jfoe, and Col. Morrow found his retreal cut off. On the morning of the 2d, when the Union prisoners wfcre'about to bVsarted for Richmond, the.Cqnfederatepurgeon, who had examined iris woundjminanely suggested .thQt- it wmild.endanger Ms life to make such a trb in the heat of tho summer, which bang 1 communicated to Col. French, Fifte^ith Virginia, cavalry, he sent Cok l^oijow J into the village, detailing a guard tcac- ' company him to see that he was lot molested. And to the kindness of tfese : officers he believes he oweB his life. A 1 night's rest, with gpod surgical <rare so ; far restored him that he was able tcbe out the next day and mingle with he troops, U'om wnose converaauuu no learned the movements of the armes, and how the battle progressed. Atihe J commencement of the groat < ade on the third day he went to he < cnpalo oi the Court House, from wbch 1 he saw the grand adtafice of Lag street's assault as it swept across he * plains, saw the lines tremble, water, 1 recoil, and break in confusion uder * the withering fire of the Union traps. 1 It wais after this that he learned liat E the Union wounded of the first dy's t battle had not been attended to,ind ^ he determined to relieve them if ?ossible. Acting upon the suggeaon ? of the wife of Judge Wills, whose gest he was, he allowed ^her to tie a gpen ^ scarf (the insignia of a surgeon) aout i liim. He then sallied out, and soornet b jen. Gordon and staff. Approacang - * ^ i i- t _ :.m . I ; turn witn tne customary samte ne uu; * ' General, I am informed that our "v wounded of the first day's battlf lie uncared-for on the field where tlie^ell, 1 and I ask your assistance in being them attended to.' 'You astoniahne; * it cannot be,' answered the Generalnd, a ' turning to a surgeon, he said: ' Ishis so; and if so, why if it?' The suteou <3 assured him that the wounded of oth armies had been cared for alikdmt ? that they had been unable to visithafc extreme part of the field. Turnip to Col, Morrow, Gen. Gordon 6aid: doctor. I irill give you a detail of abu- . Ianoes this evening to bring in jour f wounded. They will be in the citral ut T n'oWl:' flnl TMorrovwas OVjUlUV MW W %rv?> ?? promptly on hand, and at nift?all started with a train of twelve abn- ^ lances, with Confederate driverand t> tic teller bearers^ for that part c the ? Held where the battle opened. Itasa ^ weird sight, that long train of-my hearses, as, by the fitful light of aalf- Av clouded rn'oon. made more obscu bv J.1 rne iunterns tney Dore, tms party tE>ao ed its way among the blaclteoeiaad " swollen. corpses, which lay wherehey ^ they had fellen twb days before,.atthe 6 moans and cries of the wounded f as:- ^ sistance, and their supplication for " water were heartrending.; Some-ere n delirious, and talked of homeand '' j friends, and wondered that thejkeg- T> I leoted . them, so ..Ijiig; while _oth?, in & their wild delufum, cheered on aen comratlen, ftfc they fought over agi in e: imagination the 'terrible battle in lich 11 they fell. But by midnight thejere h all tenderly borne away to recersthe C( care they so much needed, audhus V1 many a valuable life was eayed. iCol. w - A A- lfrtv fm Vio I Morrow was aouut iu ? j | was casually, told by a guard thatieie : were five more wounded at the artery quarters which had better be reived p ! early in the morning, as orders hrueen I received to.Xall back. The Ooloi re, turned to town; and when Tie awo the next day the Confederate troopVeie ^ i moving out, and he was soon ;e to ^ , join liis command on Gulp's hill.' j ' ; ci A man was found dead at Feen- ci Mile bayou, near St. Francis riveAxk. tl A jury.lield an inquest, and broqt in o: a verdict in accordance with thacts.-. p after wrliich the 'Squire, noticing pis- tl tol on the person of the deacban, tl again called the jury togetherwho ei found him guilty of carrying coihled f( weaponjf and fined him $25, anome S stock of the dead man was then ift tef ii ' pay the fine. n I l 7 I How Distance Militates Our Horror at . . a Calamity. . Imagination ministers lopt grudgingly to the feeling of sympathy between : man and man. "We need to see the ghastly spectacle oi mangled remains, to hear the ground of agony and the elirieks of despair, to have some menace of loss or danger brought home to ourselves or .those with whom we have spme boDd of connection closer than that of the uni.versil brotherhood, in order to realize the horror of a great disaster and feel for its: victims. The . touoli of nature that makes the whole world kin is one of. universal selfishness. Perhaps it is a benefleent provi41. ..X t. XI X " ' ; oiuii bunt ?uvc& ua iruiu me trcruiii upon our sympathies, -which -would make life miserable if we were forced -to share in all the sufferings-and. - calamities of th? . . rice. r. ji. g i - j The appalling disaster that overtook the Hungarian city of Szegediu was full of mrilti^li(M horrors, hhd Had it taken place, on the Passaic river it would have filled the columns of our newspapers almost to the exclusion of everything else, blanched every cheek with a sense of awe, filled every heart uith pity and dread, and made every task but that of succoring the hapless victims almost impossible. But it is 5,000 miles a.way. It touches not us. ' We read of it with a sort of. listless wonder at the magnitude of the calamity, hut the most sympathetic nature fails to be at all deeply or keenly affected by the recital. And yet human life is as precious in Hungary asL? New tYork. Death and bereavement are as ' pitiful there as anywhere j loss of home, of friends, of relatives, and of the11 means whereby men do Eve, brings the" ' same pangs of suffering, the same desolation, and the same blight upon life. A- city of 70,000 inhabitants is overwhelmed in the tremendous flood of waters, as the dikes that held the swollen :1 EUAIX Dbiag?llll? XX VCX WXbXXXXX X I/O l/WiXi-llXC^O give "way, it 8 o'clock in' the morning. Nearly 10,000 houses are swept into ruin, nundreds ttpdif'hundreds of their occupants ani:di?wried, and the rest are driven out in the cold winter night in terror nmi-dismay, to seek refuge from the pitiless flood. The neighboring coufliay-iB submerged, 2,000 fattg houses are swept away, and a season's crops-well-nigh destroyed.' There is pitiful suffering from, lack of shelter, from;.wanfc <rf food, from death in fearful forms, <pnd time ohhnot repair .the con sequent is of the terrible misfortune. Yes, we say, it is awful'; but We do not fee't'ife?we cannotreahae-it.- t** A Drunkard's Body After Death. . A posi-rwrtevi examination of nearly seven^pOrjions who had died from the Sicessrre x?e of ardent spirits showed 1. Congestion of the scalp and of the' membranes of the brain, with much. " serous (watery) effusion; the substance 0 of the brain .white and firm, as if it had ? lain in alcohol for one or two hours. 11 2.- The lungs not always, butfrequent- 11 ly, congested or'inflamed. 8. The heart flabby, enlarged, di s' lated, and loaded -with fat on the st mtade. the blood in it of cherry-red :olor, and with no tendency to coagn- yLate. fc 1.. The stomach perfectly white, and Lhickened in soma cases;' in others, laving patches of chronic inflammaion; -In the worst cases the large por- b< ion of the stomach covered with that T ipecies of inflammation which causes ? he blood to be ponred from the minute k] reins. 5. The.Eyer enlarged?in old drunh- ^ 6. The -Omentum?a sort of apron 01 rhioh irhmediately covers the abdonen in f&pt?loaded with a gray, t0 lushy fat. ' !, v ' v yc 7. The kidneys enlarged, flabby, and nfiltrated in numerous spots with a whitish matter. .l-gZ ?? 8. The. vsmifll intestines' filled witli . lile and'coatelf with tenacious mupu'sj 9. The bJoodin a very.fluidconditfoni . laving bttte Stile- flbrine, - but iiucq !n Ibumen and falw- ir . -;? ! |n 10. The whole body, except the brain) *.r< lecomposing very rapidly. , Ia ft a'wonder that" "a drunkard J.K lbs woes?'',','Mt*lir,,? a 'l .Ttg ?Tat I, - .'I / 'ni! t IS , . an I gave $20,000 for' 'her>aim sold * ber a about a year?in TO-^fot $35,000. It fo: s bard to say what'she would have" ~Fi roughfc at her best. She- has 'been ikon from the turf. She will have a ol t this month. "Who is the colt by . !y Gen. AVashington, a young stallion f perfect form, great vigor, and fine vri lood. He has the blood of old Lady sai 'home and Gen. Kent in his veins, and ev as selected as the l)cst partner for the aw larc that could be found in the world. H; 'he colt will be worth $10,000 in gold "i ic day it is dropped. Of course, it will Bi d valuable; the world wili look with us reat interest to the performance of the io' dmiug horse. If there is anything ir. fiv unAlltixr Wr* will lir* trrtvtvfarfaf Tf TTrtS I Vi-r ot knor,n whether the AT.iid would aneed or not, as she is 22 Jeurs oiil^uit. tli< hen she was taken from the track^a "an iitieman offeredlo give ?1,000 for the ha bance of her lireeding, and pay all fier fe< tpensee.(.,vMr. Smith. However, deter-; pe lined to Qtrn the. colt himsel/, and had gii er'put on his own breeding farm. The he jit will bo born this month. She ie as te: igorous, healthy and active as she ever mi U.?Bud Doljle. , thi ? de Mute Animals. I l*1 In his lecture on Claude Bernard, M. j aul Bert narrated a singular stratagem ! t hich was invented by Bernard during j tja ie late Fruneo;German war. It was _ roposed to revietnul Paris, .whioh was ' arictly blockaded by German forces. ^ . large number of cattle bad been col;cted, waiting for an opportunity to- % ross the German lines. But a ^ alty was to silence these animals, as , leir cries would attract the attention f the enemy. Claude Bernard pro- x osed to practice upon them the section of j ie nerve which enables tliem to emit j ' leir usual ones, xiie operation is ^ asy lliat it could be executed in a sta jw seconds by an ordinary butcher. t an fono of the animals appeared to suffer 1 wa i any way by the mutilation whiclxJxad I th< iade them mute,?Nature. 'tat 1 ? _ j| 7?~7^r IT THE LUMBER CROP. ImmniM Destruction of Pine Forests. JFroea the Cincinnati Commercial.] -? The catting season in the pone JQF Bo successful hay? the loggers been thf^ the lumber-dealers, wfio/"Himng ?ne past winter have been wearing long faces and predicting a shortage, have brightened tip and Are 'expecting an improved business. Comparatively little snow. fell, in the, pineries of Wisconsin, and it was .thought that, a^.a result, y*e yield would.not. be.up to the average; but, by means of ice'roads and railroads, the loggers have been enabltd to bring in about as large a crop as usual. In Michigan there was an abundance of snow, and the yield in all quarters, is equal to,' and in some places exceed^, that of former years. The' amount of lumber cut is almost inconceivably large. It is estimated by well-infarmed persons to. be about as follows: , - L' District. Lumber. Feet. Flint river .' M.000,000 TittabawaBsee and tributaries 4W.UOO.OOOBifle river... S?,000,000 Kawkawlln river 1S.9fiti.0w Bad river..., 27.000,000 Caes arid Pigeon ri vers .' 13.S0O.110 Swan creek and Bay shore............... 27,000.000 Angreg and shpre... 80,760,000 Huron shore, including An Sable, . Thunder bay and Olieboygan 486.260,000' West sho^e, including Manistee flat. Muskegon, Pen t water, Pare Mar* quette. White and Grand rivers and tributaries.. .... 7...............1,15". 460,270 Menominee river.k 21Q.O<J0,000* Cedar river 13.0UO.OQQ Fordriv<r ;.... 20.080,008 Flat Hock river .fijpOO.OOO' Mooastlqu'e river..'. 22.D00.CuJ Sturgeon bay. Big and Little Sturgeon. 15,000,01X1 Point St. Ignace and Black river, near JIac^n?w..>,t.;v.A, lljWX0,000 Mississippi river and tributaries 1,350.000,00>i WoMhv*r..T.. i* 8RW?.000; Big Sasmicc riyer &.OOU.OOO Little8uainfco .... ...V....1. 7,000,00# Penaaukee................ ......;v.r..... 0,000,000. Oconto.i 60.000.0"0 Peshtigo 70,000,000 : Total 4.334,210,220 It would Jbe interesting to know how long the pine forests of these States mil endure sncJi enormous demands' uponthem. Many lumbermen think that the supply is so large that it is well-nigh inexhaustible, and that a century hence thero will scarcely be a perceptible de: urease. One gentleman has stated that ilong the Menominee rivet alone, even if as mrtch'fs pdt every' year as last, the mpply will hold out over eighty years. He,-like many others, is deceived! All vho thini; our forests to bo inexhansti->f de have only to. visit the older and nore-settled States, which have in no ess than half a century, been nearly en;ire1y denuded, of trees. Steps should be taken In the pine jroducrog States to replant the cleared I erritory with young troe$ so that;by I he time the original forests have en- ' iiely disappeared others! will have stained sufficient size to he fit for use., ! '.ttofl- ' ' " "J l>'i" .1 b . ~v lire Patent"Buffer;* It was a reporter on a live daily who ad glued his lynx eye to the keyhole f a Baldwin Hotel room the other day, hen he was disgusted to find, on look)gup, that the occupant of the apartlent was beaming .benevolently down a him from the transom. "Day, day I" tid the guest, cheerfully, "guess you've ruck the wrong number. ThG man ispected of a forgery and being a poli ? "* .3 i.1 '11 cian is next aoor, ana tne man witu mr wives is just across the hall." "I?really?mus' excuse," stammered te for-once abashed special. "Not all; don't mention it," pnt in the carder, jumping down and pulling the lilldriver into the room. "Fact is, I as just laying for one of you fellows; aew you'd be along.presently." "Want to be interviewed?" "No. ,1 want to show you press genemeu a little invention of mine that lght to be in the possession of every porter in the country, and it will be, o. I expect to sell no end of 'em to ' mr paper alone." "Do, eh?" : - < "Certainly. I call it the reporters itent combined spiral spring and In.a-rubber nose-buffer. Xoubave often,, 1 the fulfillment of your duties, had 1 e door through whidjr you were look-. ' g opened most unexpectedly, infliotv j g a severe blow upon the nasal ex- L amity. This sometimes leads to in immation, especially where the key>le is brass'; gangrene sets in, lockjaw, rath! Now, all you fallows have to do 1 to carry a patent buffer, put up in < le of these elegant morocco cases, ' id?" 1 But the newspaper man made a dash < r the elevator and escaped.? San ' ancisco Post. ' ' .? ,t ' : ' ' >' A: _1 ' Just Before Dawn. ] "Ah! Heaven does indeed temper the ] nd to the shorn lamb," pathetically i id old Mrs. Diffendorfer the other * enitier at a tea flurht, after putting 1 ay her twenty-eighth cup of Young < rson. "Why, what do you mean?" J ou know that young widow, Mrs. > ffen, who lives across the street from^ ^ ? Well, she has had nothing but sor-* 1 w, trouble and distress for. the past J e years. First her father was killed J a'burglar ; tliea her mother married ' nigger-minstrel; after tlrnt she had e yellow feveruud'ihh'all-pox together; d next hep husband failed, and she d to take"in'washing. It was per:tly dreadful. The poor woman arly went crazy. She was just be- . ming to bear up a little again, when r brother was sent up to the peni- J itiarv for life; and, finally, last jnth her husband died in a fit, and f e very next day her baby ohoked to 1 ath on a gum-drop." "Gracious! the 1 or thing!" ' "Wasn't it just terrible? ! erybody believed she'd commit suile then; and she would have done so, * 5. but last week somebody providen- * ily coaxed her to go to a church-railie \ and what do you all suppose hap- . ued?" "What, for heaven's jsake, 1 int?M "Why, she won a seal-skin c xine!" "You don't mean it?" "She ( 1, though?perfectly splendid?came j thin an inch of the floor. The dark- ' : hour is just before dawn?after all 1 >w, isn't it?"?San Francisco Post | 1 J Mrs. Myra Clark Gai>~es, notwith ^ mdiug her 71 years, has long, dark, } d abundant hair, falling below her f ist. She says that an aunt lived to j b age of .116, and she proposes to imi- f e her example. "11 > The weigh of the hog-dresser is lard. s* SoMETfflHQ ^rffce*looked in\o?A. ,j mirror.^. : 'junto f&mdoan'i if PayhIN* the piper-^Beffcling *ith toe 1 gas-fittd#4 *{ ?*?" *> **'*' ' '"1 ,Tr Dead men tell no tales, bat dead walls are well posted. ; "Flat Jatrr," obttmanded Edison, bnfc jLux somowhaf^ftifigt'iBini. ' ")1: ; The married above bis station was a railroad conductor. Chiioiot-swbbpikg must be a good ;; business; it soots everybody who tries ? . -mi ii. ' ,vi * >lt ik i" llo ' l>Patience is taught by a fish rod and line having a wormt-'afc. one end and a man at .the other*:.. alia*.; To be interesting.a speaker should be full of his subject1, unless he happens to be speaking aguiOT liquor. A sociable man is one who, when he has ten minutes to spare, goes and botherifsdnSeBody'whd hasn't. | X"prima-donna, according to a Cockney i is naturally a timid creature, for her art is always in her throat. The fcutomer hotel clerk is now trying to borrow a dollar to take his dia; mond shirt-stud out of pawn. A eashion authority says the ladies will wear'lawn more this summer. A good lawn mower costs $15. ' <' It is the opinion of the editor of the Stillwater Lumberman that "Whom tie gods Jove eat cucumbers." Says a sententious writer. "No man is born wise." Just so. If he were wise, he wouldn't care to be bom, probably. The amount of pin-money required by the married woman depends on whether she uses diamond pins or rolling-pins. , . Etiquette says a call should not be less than fifteen minutes in length. Book agents have been known to remain longer. " I've got a frightful cold," some one said to "Cham," "and I don't know ; what to do to arrest it." " Swallow a policeman."?PaWs paper. 7 When you observe a family sitting about the dinner-table, each member bathed in tears, remember .that the 'horseradish season is upon us. 4 There are some things that are as well kept'dark. It isn't policy to throw lignr upon sucn a euoject as an open barrel erf guupowder, for instance. A. Canadian couple, on their way to Dakota to settle, weigh 614 pounds; the man ^.O^DomuJa, and tho wife 304. , pounds! Let us hope that they will be careful what they settle on. IN THE SPUING. In tho spring, tho female fancy Lightly turns to thought of bonnet, With a maze of gimp and ribbons And a bunch of fea here on it. ?St. Louis Times. It is now announce^11 the authority of an "eminent physician" that it is not healthy to rise before 8 o'clock in the morning. This applies only to men. Wives, it is said, can rise at 7 and start the fire as heretofore. tirf: ether day the professor of German asked an unregenerate Junior what , thpivOf>nflpr of ft oortftin norm wn.fi. Tho Junior quickly replied: "I think it fe- V neuter, sir; at any rate, it is neu ter me." ^ That was a ghastly joke that a sinful ^ townsman played on a stranger whom he promised to introduce to a rich . planter, and then took him around and presented him to the leading undertaker.?Yonker8 Gazette. ' A lady engaged to be married, and getting sick of her bargain, applied to a friend to help her untie the knot before it was too late. "Oh, certainly she replied. "It is very easy to untie it now while it is only a beau knot." Calling the waiter to him, he remarked in an insinuating tone, " The strawberries in this are a great deal shoytcc than the cake, and my purse is much shorter than the whole affair. Couldn't you drop off 75 cents on your sheek?"- New Haven Register. tf&E retiring pastor of a chnrch in Worcester, in a prayer before his farewell sermon, after having prayed for avery member of the church, the choir,. Drganist, sexton, and ushers, finallyprayed for the "one who, although hidlen from sight, yet contributes so much to the musical part of our worship," Hiding, " 0, Lord, I mean the bey who blows the organ I" ' Hawk-Eye: All of one long, happy hour mamma had been reading to thelittle ones, Sunday afternoon, and talking to them about heaven and the mgels, and showing them pictures of mgels, with their snowy wings. Sudlenly Jaok shouted, "Mother! When 1 t i. ? I'm an anger jl wum w uc uuauguu? Shocked silence on the part of the ipmily circle, followed by the explanapry clause by Jack, "Feathers on my J.9R iknojv I" . Mother dismissed coqgrelation without the ?mi... . : . . I fT(i%2 lO l \ . A. Hint at ? ^historic ^Tptery. Jteeentljtft^i^nd . excavated on. ;he farm of Mr. Benbow/five miles from A Mnnl fioiiie six feet wide UUWVU^v. * jras dug from the oriter base fo the eenfer^ a distance of about forty feet, and ' lo'me twelve feet- at the center. NothngVaS discovered to tell who, Or what ace of people, were buried there, nor be date of their burial, but it must aave been a long time ago, inasmuch as i chestnut tree stood on the very top of ;he mound, sixty-five years ago, that neasured nearly six feet in diameter. tVe found numerous human bones and ;eeth under layers of a sort of cemented :rust all the way through the whole listance, which dissolved into dust soon liter being dug up. Many people beieve it to have been an ancient burial dace for Indians, but they nevei possessed tools to execute the tine carvings lpon the hardest rock that have been Ji slowed up in the immediate neighboriiood of the mound for the last sixty rears, nor had they fire-arms to scatter lie bullets all ever the surrounding ields, and the mystery of who or what ace of people lived.and died here bebra Columbus discraered America still retnains.?GreerfoinfciAla.) Advocate.