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ff E#j ? VOLUME XXXIII. CAMDEN, SOUTlI-CAROLlNA, THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 1874. KUMBV^ 8,&. . .!-.. $. . | _'' TIE CAMDEN JOURNAL. Alf Independent Family Paper. PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY TBA9TH11 * HAT. SUBSCRIPTION RATES On* year, in advance $2 60 sixsaonths ..1 60 Three month* 75 ?9*All Tr*i*nt Advertisement* will b? charged 0*1 Doilab per Square for the irat and SKvaiTT-rivc Cikti per Square for each *ab9*quent insertion. Single insertion, $1 60 per square. 19* Transient Advertisement* must be pafd for in advance. NEW FftTM. THE undersigned, successors to A. D. KENNEDY & CO., htT* just opened their Fall and Winter ftfeek CONSISTING OP Staple Dry Goods, ciiOTniira-, | BOOTH MD 8HOE8, | Hats and Caps, hardware:, i Crockery and Glassware, Addlery, tbc. A LARGE SUPPLY OP FANCY AND FAMILY VJIVV/UUJAIDU, Bagging and Ties. . The above Goods having been purchased with great care in the Northern markets, since the decline in prices, we are able to sell the same on terms to suit purchasers. Give U9 a call. KENNEDY & BOYKIN. OMSw 80. it Great Reduction IN PRICES. _ ( 7-8 Brown Homespuns at 10 Cents. 4-4 Bleached do at 12|" ^ AND All Other Goods in Proportion. AT HcCUBBY'8. Hampden Sidney College. 1 ?? mmmm m r[E next Muion of this Seminary of learn ing will commence on Thursday, September 4th, 1878. * i Hampden Sidney is Situated in Prince Ed. ward County, Va., within a few hundred yards of Unioa Theological Seminary, and seven miles from Farmville the nesreat depot , of the Atlantic, Mississippi and Ohio Railread. Ths locality of, the College is most healthy, and the community around distinguished for intelligence and piety. There is no 0rammer or Preparatory School connected with the College. It retains ths curriculum and the great aim of its teachers is to secure thoroughness in the training and * "? - ...1 ?K,.. in nr*. imirucuou ui tu?r .. r.^pare them for professional atudiea or the active dutiaa of life. The ordinary expenses of a student exclu- ( sive of the cost of clothing, travelling and V books, are from $226 to $276 a year. \ For Catalogue and further information ap- 1 / ply to RET. J. M. P. ATKIN80N, 1 PresidentMampden Sidney College, Prince Edward County, Va , EVERYTHING ' TO BE FOUND IN A First Cl&ss Grocery Store, " CAN BE HAD AT THE VERY LOWEST PRICES, , ' AT ISKLEVAOiBLAVDS I BtNINCER'S < mil imtm iinmr cm UUU UUllJJUii v uuu uui. Especially designed for the use of the Medical rrofttuon end the Family, possessing * those m trinsic medicinsl properties whieh belong to na Old end Ftue Om. Indispensable to Pemelcs. Good for Kidnty Complaint*. A delicious Tonic. Put up in caeee containing one dosea bottles each, and sold by all druggists, grocers, Ac/ A. M. Bininger A Co., established la 1778, No. 18 Bearer st., IV, T* Oct. 28~9m. MERONEY U WITTER AUCTION AND Commlflilon lereluuita, Broad-St. Camden, S. 0. Will attend to the soiling of Real Estate, Merchandise, Produce, Ac. Business entrusted to their care will meet t with prompt attention. < Returns made as soon as sales are effected, i Mackerel! Mackerel!! 100 kits IfACKIREL, 10 barrels do j 26 half barrels do. For eale by BAUM BBO. a *jE*S3L ^ Jl' THE FAYORITEHOME REMEDY. This -unrivalled Medicine is warranted not to contain a single particle of Mkbcury, or any injurious mineral subsance, but is Purely Vegetable, containing those Southern ?oots and Herbs which an all-wise Providence has placed in countries where Liver Diseases most prevail. It trill cure all Diseases caused by Derangment of Ike Liver or Botcels. Simmons' Liver Regulator, or Medicine. Is eminently a Family Medicine: and by bffIng kept ready for immediate resort will save many an hour of suffering and many a dollar in time and doctors' bills. After over forty years' trial, it is still receiving the most unqualified testimonials to its virtues from persons of thelighest character and responsibility. Eminent physicians commend it as the most EFFECTUAL REMEDY For Dpapepsia, or Indigestion. Armed with this ANTIDOTE all climates and changes of water and food may be faced without fear, As a remedy for MALARIOUS. FEVERS, BOWEL COMPLAINTS, RESTLESSNESS, JAUNDICE, NAUSEA, IT HAS NO EQUAL. it is the cheapest, the purest and best Family |Medicine in the world. maxcfactcbbd only by J. H. ZEILIN & CO., MAUUN, OA. AMI rUlLAUALrmA. Price $100- Sold bj all Druggists. January 1, 1873. 12m FALL AND Winter Goods! AT > J. A T. L JOKE'S ** CHEAP Our Stock of Gteneral Merchandize, Consisting in part, of 3DK/-5T GOODS, Groceries, Hardware, Cutlery, Boots, & Shoes, Notions, Hats, &e, Will be sold at the very lowest'prices for * cash or its equivalent in barter. ill Goods sold by us. are warranted as represented. We have a large and wellselected stock of North Carolina Shoes, Which we offer at low figures. We pay the highest market prices for Cotton and other Country Produce. Agents for Neblett k Goodrich's Cot- J ton Gins, which we offer at Manufacturer's prices. J&~A11 Goods purchased by parties rending within the corporate limits of the own will he dolivered bv us free of charge J. & T. I. JONES Camden, Sept. 25. tf. Bagging, Ties, &c. (O bales BAGGING, various brands, 2 tons ARROW TIES. MACKAREL. in barrels, half-barrels, juar. barrels, kits and at retail. JROCKEKY, Ac. AC. Just received by J. A T. I. JONES. August 28. tf Bagging- and Ties. 10,000 yards BAGGING 25,000 pounds TIES. For sale by BAUM BBO. Butter and Cheese. 50 boxes CHEESE, 25 irkiot GOSHEN BUTTER. For >ale by BAUM BRO. NOTICE" All persons indebted to me ore requested to pay up immedietely. Those who do uot somply with thia request by the 10th of Jenaery, 1874. will find their notes in the bends of en Attorney for collection. I shell remain Camden until the first %t April, end will hare e lot of fine Horses end Mules elweye on hend, which will be sold Lower then elsewberein South Caroline. W H. UUD80N*. Deo. 26. tf- 1 i The Scattered Nation. ELOQUENT LECTURE IN BALTIMORE ON THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL. BY IION. ZB. VANCE. Tho 1 icture of Gov Vance in Baltimore last Friday night, was attended by about eleven hundred people. It was delivered under the auspices of the Bryan, Stratton and Saddler Business College. Present a T> Oi... TJ were oenaujr nansuui uttiiis ouiie, nuns. R. B. Vance and W. M.Robbins of North Carolina, members of Congress, and other distinguished gentlemen. The Baltimoro Sun 6ays: Mr. Vance started out be saying that in giving a lecture Under the auspices of a business college, he thought a fitting subject would be the greatest commercial people in the world. There i> a river in the ocean (the gulf stream) of large expanse, whose waters ebb and flow all unaffected by the turbulent billows and furious waves around ; and so there is a river among mankind which refuses to mingle with surrounding waters, and whose own characteristics can be discovered with the naked eye. This river is the Jewish people. The history of the Jews is the history of our people. They were the faithful of God, and their ideas still continue to fill the world. Just as the sun which sets behind the hills reflects its glorious rays, the thoughts of Israel, no more a nation, still remain. m We admire the ancient Greek and Roman nations, but reject their God as idolatry. We despise the Jews but reverence the religion which they founded. For thousands of years they have preserved the same customs, the same forms, and cherished the same ideas and institutions.? Their exile has made them a commercial people, and though persecuted by Popes, Emperors and nations, they remain the same. Aye, what a persecution ! They submitted to cruelty in the narno of their own God, within hearing of the hymns their psalmists had song. With all their persecution, the Jewish people are still standing, though the stones of their temple have fallen. What is the line of the Pontiffs, to that great and glorious line of faaac and the rest J. Tfy first pontiff. aa<L lor that, the" sartolf of the world wcrts Jews. Every Christian church of to day is a graft upon the Jewish church, and y.V* IA ti ttAvrothiaiAU til* I /. 10 T ll* j CttWU Vlil lObiau pui tuuvt.J vuv r/vn # a lecturer hore entered into a clear and logical review of facts, showing that the Jewish nation was the first to recognise j oue God, one great governing and directI ing power, that wasunsubjectivc to kings. | The beauties and riches of Palestine, and the condition of the Jews in ancient time, wero told of with glowing language and thoughtful expression by the lecturer. In spoaking of the perfect government of each and all the tribes of Israel, he said they were allowed to carry arms, elected their own chiefs, and could secede from other tribes in confederates of their own whenever desirable. The chief* served without pay?either back or front. [Laughter and applause ] They exercised the inalienability of property, and when the day of jubilee came all property reverted to the original owner. Every fifty years God, the King, assumed the soil and gave to the descendants of the first nossessor of the soil the right of their in I _ hcritance. Thi* constant recurrence to first principles is seen among ourselves, for we havo learned nothing of government during the past century. The ancient tribes went in and out of the Union whenever they pleased, and they had their slaves. [Applause.] Jerusalem, lie said, still sits in solitary grandeur on JuJea's hills, and the stones of its temple, though crumbled, are reverenced, and just us thought is more lasting than granite, will remain revered to the end. [Applause.] The pyramids may | fade and fall away, and no deep-seated remembrance will romain, but Jerusalem shall always stand a brighter and more j glorious monument than the towering spire of any church in Christendom. Tho wanderings and sufferings of these people during eighteen hundred years are not to bo pursued, nor would he as us a Christian man wish it, for it staggers human credulity to believe H all. And what does their religion convey in this particular ? That the wrath of a religious bigot is worse than the crudest tortures of hull. Mr. Vance bore describcdjhe peculiarities of the various classes of Jewstin different countries, putting those iu fSurope and America among the most intelligent and progressive* Their great longmity. freedom from m:ilari6us diseases, and peculiarities of form were also spoken of and described. Mr. Vance said that as a man who had givun the subject the greatest otndv and utmost attention he would us " ?J sert that the Jews to-day are the soberest, most industrious, and moral people on tbe globe. [Applause.] He said that be never knew yet of a Je|r being imprison- J ed for anything above J? misdemeanour? [Applause.] They contribute much in charity to the Gentile^ but never ask them for charity in retirn. [Applause.] The most they have ever asked has been to be let alone. [Apjlause If a Jew breaks down in busiue? they get him up again, and he never saw a Jew that could not read, write, and cotnpute figures, especially the figures. (Laughter and ap plause.j They do not se ik political power, and though the greatest in the extent of tbeir business transact pns seldom own ships or property. They are always ready to pick np and starts when the 4*J arrives. [Laughter.] j Great credit was extended the Jews by tbe lecturer for their having been tho first to benefit tbe worli by introducing the bill of exchange. Whenever, he said, tbe iron hand was takeajfrom their throat they advanced. It wusionly of late that a Jew vas announced trt nave a lease on the Persian nation, and no country to-day could war against the pgvrer of the house founded by the Rothschilds. Christian men are taught by Jewish rabbis, the world has listened with delight to Jewish song, the voico of Jewish orators is heard in the courts and Senate and if it be true, or half way true, that the persecutions of the notion have been unjust, what have we to answer for ? True, in this enlightened country all the restrictions have been removed from the Israelites, aud are only fastened on those whose forefathers founded the land and bled in its freedom. [Applause.] But there is adU a statute in the book that should be removed if Jews aro to be judged by their merits like the children of the civil right* bill [laughter,] who have always been serfc. [Applause.] Tlio lecturer admitted that Jews had faults as eitit jns, and beKevod that there were Jew swindlers, but not enough of them to compare with Christian swindlers, lie had found that a Jew could not make a living in New England, for Jonathan with his knife and ahiogle could whittle I * <>1!- J I A'. t. j sane one or nis aoor-Btcpe> uchtu wj mu aware of if. [Laughter.] The lecturer ploaed with prophcsying.a beautiful and ifrtorrons qnoVBing for thj|j?wi?h nation. ? . -m-. _ The Marvsls or the Ticiiborne Case.?After the Tichbornc trials people must overhaul and revise their ideas of the impossible. Nothing has ever been attempted so absurd, so insane one may almost say, as the scheme of the Australian butcher to make himself a baronot and millionaire by simplo lying. He had scarcely a single point to begin work j upon. A young gcntlemnn had been drowned at sea, who was heir to a title and a great estate. His friends, convinced of his death, gave his heritage to the next of kin. His mother alone, refusing to ' despair, advertised for the uussing^one. ; The advertisement coming to the eyes of a butcher in Australia, ho resolved to personate the lost son. There was not , one chance in a million -that he could sucJ cced. There was no accidental re9emj bianco of person, of manner or of character. Mr. Nasby tried to get a drink at ! Willard's Hotel by saying he was Chas. I Suunicr. But this attempt was no less i ridiculous. The baronet was a little, delicate, "scrubby" man. The claimant was a man mountain, weighing three hundred and sixty pounds. The baronet spoke French more readily than English; the claimant did not know one word of the language. Sir Roger belonged to a wide-spread family connectiun^of which the claimant had never seen one member. Vet he confidently sailed for England, and for seven years fought the fight wtych ended in his conviction as a Colon, with a varying success which must always remain u wonder to succeeding ages. Ilis trial has changed men's opinions as to the worth of human evidence. Dozens of witnesses, among whom was Sir Roger's mother, testified that this was the rightful heir. Several members of Parliament espoused his cause. Popular subscriptions assisted him in his scheme. He was defeated at last by two things?by his own statement in regard to Mrs. Radcliffe, which all England instinctively cried could not have been made by a man born u gentleman, and by the evidcnco of Lord Bcllew, who said ho had tattooed Sir Ro ger in his boyhood. Remove these two comparatively unimportant incidents from the case, and it is not impossible that the craziest crime against rank and property ever attempted might have succeeded, by form of law, in the most aristocratic coun try of earth. "Anna, dear, if I should attempt to apell 'cupid,' why could I not get beyond tbe first syllable ?" Annie gave it up and William said, "because I came to c-v, of course, uud therefore I can not go any furthor." The Hampton Roads Conference. General Hill in his speech before the Southern Historical Society at Atlanta, gave the following bit of history: ''The full history of the Hampton Roads commission and conference has never been written. I will not give that history now. Much has been published and said upon the subject which is cot truo. I know why each member of that commission, on our part, was elected. I received from Mr.' Davis' own lips, a full account'of the conversation, between himself and the commissioners, before their departure from r>:-i j XVlUUUlUliU. "You have heard it said that the President embarrassed the commissioners, by giving them positive instructions to make the recognition of our independence an ultimatum?a condition precedent to any negotiations. This is not true. Mr. Davis gave the commissioners no Written instruo, tions, and no ultimatum. He gave them in conversation, his views, but leaviug much to their discretion. They could best judge how to conduct the conference when they met. His own opinion was, that it would be most proper and wise, to conduct tho conference, if possible, so as to receive rather tham make prepositions. While he did not feel authorized to yield our independence in advance, and should not do so, and while he did not desire them to deceive Mr. Lincoln, or be responsible for any false impressions Mr. Lincoln might have, yet he was willing for them tp secure an armistice, although they might be satisfiied, that in agreeing to it Mr. Lincoln did so under the belief that re-union as a result must follow. I must add that Mr. Davis had no hope of success, or of securing an armistice, after he learned that Mr. Seward was to accompany Mr. Lincoln ? "xMr. Lincoln," he said, "is an honest, well meaning man, but Seward is wily and treachenJus." Countt Officers enjoined.-Judge Carpenter, on the complaint of George P. J TT 1? 1T7-11 :ff VJM i/Urry ana naray rr su, sucnu ui ficld county, against the county commissioner! and treasurer of Edgefield county, praying that they be enjoined from paying /out the deficiency fund until all creditors, " It*, ' _in ?,'xv ? - > a * _ -i-li. -j 1^. ! ! ? rnw paup.?fnflBnrMngBI?BH called in and required to prove thepr claim before a referee, and that the fond be then paid ont,y>ro rata to all the creditors, granted an order restraining the county commissioners and the county treasurer from paying out this fund until further orders in the progress of the case.? Union. An Important Medical Question in Court. In a capital case lately tried before the Supreme Court of Massachusetts, medical !J ! _ .fl. uviuenca was given uu una hub, luumug that it was impossible to distinguish with certainty, human blood from that of a horse, and on the other side, eridence is given showing that the difference between the two kinds of blood is distinctly revealed by the microscope. The remarkable fact here involved presents itself in the light of the investigates made by emi* nent men of science in Europe, and with concurrent results, showing that though there are, beyond question differences of size; determinable by careful micrometric measurement?the human corpuscles thus appearing to be on an average larger than those of the horse?yet, even in fresh blood, these differences have been found so slight as to be recognised only with extreme difficulty. In human blood the corpuscles are seen to vary from 3005 to 5000 to an inch, the average being 3500. In horse blood the same variations exist, the average being 4600?so that very 1 small human corpuscles and very large j horse corpuscles might be placed side by i * ' "?j 1 :?: ipl!. ! . felUO ana rouna equal IU Bile, j. uib US m fresh blood, in dried blood the differences are almost blotted out, so that it has been universally agreed, that when blood has once become dried, it is not possible to distinguish the blood of one mammal from that of another. A cross-eyed m?n cast a gloom over Detroit street car last Wednesday, by asking one of the seven men and strangers on the opposite seat, if he had any chewing tobacco bandy. First the seven strangers looked at each other, the seven hands went pockctward, aud observing this motiou each of the seven supposed his neighbor the ono spoken to. and the seven hands roturned empty. The eroaa! eyed man cut a glance of indignation . - is? ?J ?:??. ?!.* . ?A UlOllg llie IIDV, BUU nibu iuw iguiai? . .. sweet scented lot of genorous roosters," deliberately took a chew of his own tobacco. A marriage in a buggy lately took place in Yirginia, but the vehicle soon afterwards overturned, and the bride became a little eulky. I The combat Between prayer and whiskey still rages. 'The hostilities in Ohio are ceasing by the surrender of Bine host; but a lurid flame still extends from San Fran* cisco to Jersey City, and through the smoke of battle may be heard the thunder of the captains and the shouting. One minister in Jersey City has dkganiied his peaceful flock into an army, with banners to the number of three hundred strong, one hundred and fifty of whom are recruits enlisted at? reoent revival. Iu Philadelphia, however, the good work doss Mi seem to prosper. The publican continues to rend bis "disinfectants," and tbs horn of the ungodly is exalted rsry frequently. Worse still, thn wicked publioan plies his unholy trafile on Sundays, and the shy authorities declare themselves unable to stOD it. Even manv of ths Dolioe have ? 0 m been dismissed for imbibing the profhne and worldly snifter. In Baltimore ws do not hear of any organixed'plaa of battle, bnt we know that good generals are always reticent. And we warn the publioans not to rest in fancied security. The assault may come upon tbem like a thunderbolt.?Baltimore Gazette. How thk Indians Do It.?The Hartford Courant evolves the following theory: ' There has been some philogical doubt as to the origin of the phrase 'After him with a sharp stick.' It may have ooenrred to many that the 'sharp stick referred to is the much-feared 'January bill.' And it woold seem that there is some ground for this. The Necsbehan Indians of California have not the brutal and dieagreeable habit prevalent among us of sending dunning bills. When one Indian owes another, it is considered bed taste, as it is, for the oreditor to dnn the debtor. He proceeds with more delicacy. He procures a certain number of little sticks, acoording to the amount of the debt, and paints a ring around the end ol each/ These be carries and tons into the .debtor's wigwam, and thai goaf awn) without a word. The debtor payi tba debt and deetroy#the sticky it i| oonadered a reproach to have these dnnninf sticks thrown into tba wigwam, and tho creditor nevar usee them except with hah hae been Gen. Grant's chief ad^har and confidential friend in the neighboring State of Virginia, is in Washington, and has been received at the Whits House with the President's customary cordiality. At one of these lata interviews, the polit ical future of Virginia was talked of fully, and the conclusion arrived at was thai Mosby ought to go to ooogress. In accord, ance with this agreement, Col. Mosbj will within a week or two, address a circular to hii fellowcitiMDi of Warrentoa Uistnet announcing himself as a candidate foi congress, and he will hare the aetiv#tup< port of the President in his canvass. Senor Aldama, agent of the Cohen Republic, says the patriot foroes more than hold tboir own. They namber abotti twelve thousand armed men, and oould put three times that number in the field if they had arms and ammunition. Thi native Cubans are all on their side. Near ly half the area of the island is in their possession. The Spanish troops in the field number 25,000 regulars, and 25,00C volunteers. They are asking for reinforce menta, but are not likely to get them from Spain. Bitratal and Mdrdkr or Ckspidrs.?The report of the killing of ez< President Cespedes by some of the San Quentine battalion, is confirmed. It appears that on the 27th ultimo, some of the troops captured a negro, and were ordered by their commander to shoot him. Th? negro promised that if his life was spared ?- IJ ? 1 iV >k. Iiuil *h<M ne wouju icau tueuj m# mj? ..... Cespedes coold be found. This was assented to and the ex-President was discovered with a few friends, ire leagues from Aserradoa. His oompanions suocceded ia getting away but he oouid not escape, and while closely pursued by a detachment of troops led by a serge ant, he turned and fired six shots from a revolver. This was returned by the troops, and Cespedes received bullets in the head and breast, causing iostant death. His body was brought to Santiago de Cuba aad buried on the 1st inst. There is one very unhappy maa In the State or New York. He owued "the - - ? a J 140,000 oow," and bd oooia kin com oar not long ago for 139,000; bat k? kept bar antil last Friday, whea she diad. What must be that man's feelings whoa ha gazes upon th# carcass of that parfldious animal and reflects that with tha money ha paid for bar ba might hare started a daily nawspapar and to-day bara baan tha proud propriator of a concarn wbiob Would sail for half what ba paid for it? * Brandenburg the liquor dealer A Oxfori Ohio, who ha. ft ptt& pttin* to; eojoie the womee front prayhig ut front of hi. ?*., >.u liquor a*d eigned the pledge ? Mirday. Ball* f? rung and graul tlfrUagenmed. Judge Barlow of flprfirfLTJ, ordered the sheriff to olooe the alootfof the Lagooda ml Murray hotels ee miaueee, till th? proprietor! gire boud Ml to sell piriluoua liquor.. The dn^ieta m Chillieoi^*?4h. firpt in tfceladW move meat?eigwed the pledge. M Ithencu the kdioe of Morrow fltf fc*e court houee, to the hearing of A* inunction guut tkta, til th< Mk a A*, town Idn facouiici *? Id6<^-i; * TMdiot <rf 122,700 w nwhnd , f.w. dajs ago in Cincinnati jfdost An New York life insurance company, wbichresreVed payment on the ground that the tenth T ' of the assured pas caused l^ thc act of in* toxicating liqnor and op**. Thar# fM evidanc* that he died fan wmMJIAiI treat- ment, negleet* and an omtmil opium, and thwocurt held that mla nee of opiurn, though within th?lattir,ntMt*ith in tha spirit of the prohiUd?i eontakecl V in tha policies. :?? * fin Iktxllioxnt 8toix?,?A great". . freoaoe broke oat in # little town near which stood a tawtMspa eigbV' ty feet high, which formed part ef the for- ; tiieatioa on tha tpwn wft&s . On the suu|i / mit a stork's neat had bee* Wilt for at . I teeny yeerOthet the WOdkf hod se*i 4 * the nun of "The Stork's Tower.' At the *J_ time of the ire there wpre Hwi ?liigsd ;*> bird* in the ne*t end the poee little bird;/ were in greet denger. * " ; ^ j * ' But the old storks eoaw sheered tfwr i good sense, end their lore fcrtlmi* yooag i for by ton* they eeehlswef teeomeirii ? peed, jest oetside the w?i hf dhk 'town; , hers they took e good dipie the vdtct \ r end iOed their heeks with ee mech as L they eoeld cerry - my; then, Botwithemedieg**e smoke did tlwflenM f they lew heck to their SmihOBee/pdured t thr weter from their beolh ISStthiua eel I the Met, end et the seme % 1 whee ell denger for their ysfcoflud their f Mat ww over. r*~ ?tIrWri ov IifT*R*8T.-?A? Irishman be' ing asked by tk? eoart fcr hieaartifcatc of ' marriage, ehowed a big tear ea hie head, 1 abent the aiie of a small afcdvel. t An old lady from the Wiutiy, with six I unmarried daughter! waat iato Augusta Ga^ the other day, hunting fcr tha Pati rone af Haabaodrj. , Why an yoaag ladiaa alike breaking ' ap of a party, like arrowe I Baaaaaa they cannot go off without a hat% aad art all ia a quirer till thay galeae. f . I?,Cnl? U? uu*0MM; is pnftim4bjl7isg^Mso<9b?o(idierI>r thethni&e. In this aoaatry thqy are us| uallyput togathar by tha aan. A gaUaat ia aotteing agaaay kept by a womaa, ajt: - "Her tm$pm are aa red > her obaaka, bar M%i at Una aa 1 bar own ayaa, and bhr pepper aa hot oe ? , V i, i. In a late sever*gale, VWy talced a neifkbqyfhe was not |m4d kit boose would bffir away. "Ob aif van the aa; iwer, ''themortgage en it It oo heavy at . to make tfiK impossible."'* Mr. Jones oarriea bis aipbaf It bia hat, ' and lbs other day when he asw the entire 1 supply going off on the M of heaven, he bitterly remarked: 4'That's what you 1 get with your infernal iaitfipo." \ It is a ourions fact that fcO the Presidents of the United 8t&tm^ bwt Jbor, had . each bat one christian natae. The moral thus taught to parents fc e>flo? don't use froot names reel li m^ then you are naming yoorbabies. - f There U a woman in R?tfak, '/ona., the wife oft sailor making regfkc trips between N?w Tork and Liverpool, wU has not aaan bar hmhaad for qpetcen jean. Every time be skips frm New York be write* to her thai be will visit ber on bis next arrival in tbete^ty, bat aa often as be arrives bo gats drank, loece bis money and tbipe on boprd thh packet again. "If yon don't see wbat yon fant, ask for it," b posted up in a eoaapienons pert of a Logaasport grooery atom. A nativo stepped late Um latihlMheiam one day.? He saw Ute card and repatbui ?I want a ten dollar bill and I dent see It." "Neither do I was the laeonie reply. The native "looked farther," Vat be qlvisei lie irneai in labs Innfj* Uga "