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VOL. XXXI. CAMDEN, S. C., THURSDAY, JUNE 13, 1873. NO. 41
LAWS OF THE STATE.
Acts and Resolutions of the General
Assembly of South Carolina.
Published by Authority.
An Act to Incorporate the Torn of Mnllins,
in Marion County, State of South Carolina.
Section 1. Be it enacted by the Senate
and IIou.se of Representatives of the State
pf South Carolina now met and sitting in
General Assembly, aud by the authority of
the same:
That from and after the passage of this
act, all citizens of this State, having resided
sixty tUysin the Town of Mullins, shall be
/Taan>nA nro herebv declared to be a
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b'?dy politic and corporate, and the said town
shall be called and known by the name of
Mullips, and its corporate limits shall extend
half a mile north, one quarter of a mile
past and west, and one-third of a mile south,
from a stake which shall be in the centre or
square of said town.
Sec. 2. That the said town shall be govprned
by an intendant and four wardens, who
shall be citizens of the United States, and
who shall have been residents of the said
town for sixty days immediately preceding
their election, and who shall be elected
within thirty days after the passage of this
act, and every year thereafter, on the second
Monday in January, ten days public notice
^hereof being given; and that all male inhabitants
of the age of twenty-one years,
citizens of the State, and who shall have resided
in said town for sixty days immediately
preceding tlie election, shall be entitled
to vote for said in ten dan t and wardens.
Sec. 3. That the election for intendant
and wardens of the said- town shall he held
in sonic convenient house, or some other convenient
public place, in thebaic} town from 9
o'clock in the morning until four o'clock in
the afternoon, and when the polls shall be
ploscd, the managers shall forthwith count
the votes and proclaim the election, and give
notice in writing, to the persons elected. The
iijtendant and wardens shall appoint three
managers to hold the ensuing, or any subsequent,
election. The managers, in each
fa.se, shall, before they, open the polls for
said election, take an oath fairly and impartially
to conduct the same; and that the intendant
aud wardens, before entering upon
the duties of their respective offices, shall
take the oath prescribed by the Constitution
of this State, and also the following oath,
to wit: "As intendant, (or warden.) of two
Town of Mullins, I will equally and impartially,
to the best of my ability, exercise the
trust reposed in nie, aud I 3 ill use my best
endeavors to preserve the peace and carry
into effect, according to law. the purposes Tor
xvhicli 1 have been elected; so help me. |
(I'd." The said intendant and wardens I
slrill hold their offices from the time of iheir |
electmu until the second M.?n l.,y i.i .January I
ensuing, and until iheir successors shall be
p'.ectcd and qualified.
Skc. 4. That In case a vacancy shall ocp.i^r
iu the offiec'of iutcudaut or any of the
wardens by death, resignation, removal or
otherwise, an election to fill such vacancy
shall bo held, by order of the mtendant and
wardens, or a majority of the same, ten days'
publio notice being previously giyen; and, in
ease of sickness or temporary absence of the
intendant, the wardens forming the council
shall be empowered to elect one of their number
to act as intendant during the time.
Sec. 5. That the ir.tcndiMit and wardens,
duly elected and qualified.shall, during their
term of service, severally and respectively, .
be vested with all the jurisdiction of magistrates
or trial justices within the limits of
said towp, and the intendant shall, and may,
as often as lie may deem ucces ary, summon
the wardens to meet in council, any two of
whom, witty the intendant, may constitute a
quorum to transact busipess, and they shall
be known by the namp of the town pounjcil
(of Mullius.and their successors hereafter to
be elected, may have a commou seal, which
fhall be affixed to.all ordinances; and the
said town council shall have authority to
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appoint, 1ruiJi kiuiu IV nuik, UJ DW ??i,
v jsueh, and so many, proper persons to apt p&
marshals or constables of the said town, as
the said town council may deem necessary
and expedient for the preservation? of the
peace, good order and police thereof, which
.persons so appointed shall, within the corporate
limits of said town, have the powers,
privileges and emoluments, and be subject
to all the obligations provided by law for
the office of constable, and shall be liable to
be removed at the pleasure of said council;
and the said town council shall have power
to establish or authorize i he establishment of
the market-house, as also of a guard-house
in said town. And the said town council
shall have full power and authority under
their corporate seal, to make all stieh rules,
' * by-laws and ordinances resj ccting the streets.
roads, market-house, public buildings and
^ jlio business thereof, and the. police system
* <jf said town, as shall appear to them necessary
and proper for security, welfare and
convenience, and for preserving health, order
and good government within the same;
and the said town council may impose fines
for offences against their by-laws and ordinances
and appropriate the same to the publie
use of said town; and the said town council
shall have the same power which magistrates
or trial justices now have to compel
the nttendan c of witnesses, and require tl.cui
10 give evidence upon the trial before them
J, of any person for violation of any of these
L by-laws or ordinances; but no fine above the
IT si'rm of t wenty dollars shall be collected by
E the town council, except by suit in the Court
<,i' Common Picas; and all the by-laws, rules
' and ordinances the said town council may
I make, shall, at all times, be subject to rcvisal
j r.r repeal by the General Assembly of this
Stiitc.
Skc. 0. Tiat the said intendant and wardens
shall have full power to abate and rci
jove nuisances in the said town, and it shall
also be their duty to keep all tea's, ways
t.nJ streets within the .corporate limits of the
i
said to.vn, oncn and in good repair, and for
that purpose they are invested with all the
powers heretofore granted to commissioners
of roads; and shall nave full power to classify
and arrange the the inhabitants of said town,
liable tostreet, road orothcrdutytherein,and
to force the performance of said duty under
such penalties as are nor; or shall hereafter
be prescribed by law: Provided, That the
said town council may compound with persons
liable to perform such duty, upon such
terms and upon the payuicnt of such sums
as may be established by laws or ordinances:
And provided, also, That the inhabitants of
' 1 x Avnn.nf frMm til A r/lflfl
I SftlU tOWII lire neieujf cavuijh jivu? ?> ?..
I and public duty without the corporate limits
j of said town.
Sec. 7. The said towp council ol Mullins
shall have full power and authority to require
all persons owning a lot or lots in said
j town to make and kc$p in good repair sidewalks
in front oradjoining any of the public
streets of said town, if in the judgment of
the council such sidewalks shall be necessary,
the width thereof and the manner of construction
to be designated and regulated by
the town council; and for default or refusal,
after reasonable notice, to make and keep
in repair such sidewalks, the town council
may cause the same to be made or put in repait
and jequire the owner to pay the price
,of making and repairing: Provided, Thatsuch
contracts for making or repairing be
let to the lowest bidder. The cemeteries and
public graveyards are also placed under the
[jurisdiction of said town council.
Sec. S. That the power to grant or refuse
j licenses to keep tavern or retail spiritous
liquors within the limits of said corporation
be, and the same i$ hereby, vested in the
town council of ilullins. And the,said town
council may grant licenses to retail spiritons
liquors to such persons, and in such quantities,
at. such rates, and upon such terms and
conditions as the said council-may deem best
and proper: Provided, That in no instance
shall the price of a license to keep taverns,
or retail spiritous liquors, be fixed at a less
sum than is established by the laws of this
State, and all moneys pajd for fines and forfeitures
for retailing spiritous liquors, keeping
taverns and billiard tables within the
limits without licenses, shall be appropriated
to the public use3 of said town : Provided,
That the iutcndnnt and wardens, duly elected
and qualified, shall nof have power to
grant any licenses to keep taverns, or retail
spiritous liquors, to extend beyond the term
for which they have been elected; and the
said intendaut and wardens shall have the
full and only power to impose a tax on all.
shows or exhibitions, for gain or reward,
within the limits; and all money paid for
licenses for retailing spiritous liquors, keeping
tavern, and the tax for all shows for
gain or reward, within the said limits, shall
be appropriated to the publie use of said corporal
ion.
. Hr.C. 9. That the said town council of
Muliiiio shall have power 10 arrest and commit
to jail, and to fine, not exceeding twenty
dollars, any 'person or persons who shall be
guilt v of disorderly conduct in said town, to
the annoyance of the citizens thereof; and it
shall be ilie duty <;f the marshal or constable
of the town to lualccsitch arrest, and call to !.is
assistance the posse eomilalus. if necessary;
and, upon faiMrc to perform such duty, lie
shall he fined in a turn of not more than
twenty dollars for each and every offence.
Sec. 10. The town council shall also have
power to impose an annual tax,.not exceeding
twenty cents on everyone hundred dollars
of the assessed value of real and personal
estate lying within the corporate limits
of said town, the real and personal
estate of school associations excepted. The
said council shall have power to enforce the
payment of all taxes levied under authority
of this act against the property and person of
all defaulters, to the same extent, and in the
same manner, as is provided by law for the
collection of the gcncrul taxes, except that
executions to enforce the payment of the
town taxes shall he issued under the seal of
the corporation, and directed to the town marshal
or other person especially appointed by
the town council to.collect the same; and all
property upo.i which a tax shall he levied is
hereby declared and made liable for the payment
thereof, in preference to all other debts
against said property, except debts due the
State, which shall be first paid.
Sec. 11. That the clerk of the said town
council shall, annually, make out an assessment,
from the books of the county auditor
or treasurer, of real and personal property in
the limits of said town, for taxation, and
shall make return of said assessment to the
intendant and wardens, within one month
o? ii . na
irom iue nine in ms ujp nuwiisui'.
Sec. 12. That an ordinance declaring the
rate of annual taxation for the year, shall be
published at least twice during the month
of November, in each year, and the citizens
of said town shall nuke payment of their tax
to the clerk and treasurer (hereinafter constituted)
of the said corporatiop during the
succeeding month of December.
Sec. 13. The intendantand wardens shall
have power to elect or appoint a clerk, who
shall also be treasurer, whose duty it shall
be to attend all meetings of the council .and
to make a record, in a book kept for that
purpose, of all the proceedings thereof; to
take charge of all papers belonging to the
council, and to lodge with proper offices all
summons, executions. &c., and receive returns;
to keep a regular account of all re
ecipts and disbursements, winch accounts
shall, at all times, be accessible to the intendant
and wardens; and it shall be his duty to
mahc an official semi-annual report to the
council of the state- of bis accounts, which
time the doors of the council shail be opor
to all the citizens of said town; and which
reports shall bo regularly entered in a booh
kept for that purpose, lie shall attend t<
the publication of all ordinances and othei
documents ordered by council to be publish
ed. lie shall hold bis office for such tern
as council may prescribe, not, however, ex
cecding one year, and shall receive sue!
compensation for his services us council ma;
| (nact: Provided, That he may be remove*
litem bis office at the pleasure of the tan
town council, and before entering upon the
duties of his office ho shall give in bond in
the penal sum of five hundred dollars for the
fuithfuj discharge of the same.
Sec. 14. Each town council shall, within
one month after the expiration of their term
of office, make out and return to their successors
a full account of their receipts and
expenditures during their term, and shall
pay over all moneys in thoir possession, belonging
to the corporation, and deliver up
all books, records and papers incidental to
thoir office to thoir successors: and on failure
to do so, they shall be fined in a sum not exceeding
oue hundred dollars, to be collected
"in any proper action by tile town council.
Sec. 15. That said town council shall
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haver power to lay out and arrange all streets |
and roads within said corporate limits, as
the public good may require: l'rovidcd, The
land of no party or parties shall be taken or
appropriated for such purposes without compensation,
as now required by law for condemned
lands.
Sec 16. That the town council shall have
power to levy a town tax op all assessed
property within the limits of said town, for
the year 1S72, immediately after tho passage
of thia act, and proceed to collect the tax
thereon oh the following month.
Approved March 4, 1S72.
An Act to charter the Wallhalla Female
College.
Section 1. Re it enacted by the Senate
and House of Representatives of the State
of South Carolina now met and sitting in
j General Assembly, and by the authority of
j tiic same:
That Dr. Thomas S. Waring, J. A. Stric!
ling, J. A. Beard- Dr. A. E. Norman, C. E.
j Watson, Rev. B. Holden. Wesley Pitchford,
Rev. J. P. Smeltzcr, J. J. Norton, W. C.
j Keith, J. II. Whitner, II. S. Van Devicre,
| S. P. Bendy, li. II. Thompson, J. P. Miekle
J (jr M. Yarborough, and their successors in
I oflicc be and are hereby constituted a body
[ politic and corporate, by the name and style
of the'-Trustees of the Wallhalla Female
College," for the purpose of organising, establishing,
conducting and governing the
seminary of learning in the town of Walhalla
South Carolina, and that the said body politic
and corporate, by the said name of the
j "Trustees of the Wallhalla.Fctnalo College,"
j shall be capable and liable in hnv and equity
i to sue and be sued, to plead and be cmplcadI
cd, to use a common seal, and to make all
su. h rules and by-laws as they may deem
j necessary and proper for the regulation, gov
eminent and conduct of said seminary of
: learning, except as is hereinafter provided
i far: Provided that said by-laws and r'ulos
j be not repugnant to the Constitution and
' laws of this Slate and of the United States.
Sec. 2. That the said board of trustees
shall hold their oflicc for the term of twenty
I years, anil shall be authorizod to appoint such
i officers as they may deem necessary and
1 proper for the organization and government
i of their own body. And should any vacancy
i occur in the board, by death, resignation or
I otherwise, the said board shall have the power
to till sue!) vacancy.
St:<". 3. That the said trustees and their
successors, shall have and hold all the estate,
property and funds now belonging to said
college, and all properties, funds, money and
donations, legacies and devises which may
hereafter be granted, conveyed bequeathed,
devised or given to said college in trust,
nevertheless, for llrp use aud benefit of said
college. .
Sec. 4. That the present President, Pr.
Thomas S. Waring, shall hold his office du
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ring (he pleasure of the board oi trustees, anu
I shall have full power to appoint all professj
ors, tutors of and in said college, and to re!
uiove the same at pleasure, anu to exercise
such general supervision and control over
the instructors, affairs and government of
said college as they may deem advisable, subject
to the approval of the board of trustees.
Sec. That the said President shall have
power and authority to confer and award
such distinction, honors, licenses and degrees
as are usualjy conferred by similar colleges
I of the United States.
Sec. 0. That this act.shall be deemed and
taken to bo a public act, and to continue in
force until repealed.
Approved March 4th, 1872.
Joint Resolution to relieve R. Vamphill,
Treasurer of Marion County, of uncollected
taxes for the year 1SG8.
Whereas, the books and papers of the
j Treasurer, R. A ainphill, of Marion county,
were destroyed by tire on the 18th day of
pebruary, 1870, at the town of Marion, and
whereas he has no record left of the parlies
delinquent, therefore,
Re it resolved by the Senate and House
f* qt.itrt nf snnfli flnv.
01 ltcprcsviuuuvra VI LMi; ijkuv vi v/...
olina now met and sitting in General Assembly.
and by the authority of the same:
That li. Vamphill be an.d is hereby relieved
from responsibility, for the uncollected
taxes Ibr 18GS in Marion county, amounting
to ?5,6G4.GG on account of the State, and
$3,215,02 on account of the county. The
Auditor of the State, and the Treasurer of
the State, and the County Commissioners of
Marion county arc hereby authorized and directed
to give him full acquittance and release
therefor.
Approved 31arch 4, 1ST2.
An Act to re-charter the town of Frog Level.
Section 1. Be it enacted by the Senate
, and House of Representatives of the State of
, South Carolina now met and sitting in Gcne,!
nil Assembly and by the authority of the
, | same:
That the persons residing within the area
. j of a square, each side whereofisone (1) mile,
j | and the centre whereof is the public well in
.' the village of Frog Level, county of Xewbcr.
' ry, arc hereby created a body corporate, un,
j dor the name of the Town of Frog Level,
_ with the officers the-same in number- an<J
, having the same powers and privileges, and
subject in every respect to the provisions of
j (he charter granted to the town of Manning
j by an act approved the 9th day of March,
i A. D. 1871.
I Sec. 2. That this act shall be taken and
deemed a public ^ct in Jill courts of j ustice,
and shall continue in force for twenty years,
and until the end of the next session of the
General Assembly thereafter.
Sec. 3. That.aU acts or parts of acts inconsistent
with this act be and the same are
hereby repealed.
Approved March 4th 1872.
An Act to incorporate'the Mount Zion M.
E. Church of Kingstrce, South Carolina.',
Section 1. Be it enacted by the Senate
and House of Representatives of the State
of South Carolina 90^ met and sitting in
General Assembly', and by the authority of
the same:
-That the Inoubt Zion Methodist Episcopal
Church of Kingstrce South Ccrolina is
hereby incorporated, with all the rights and
privileges awarded to religious denomina
it!. Oi.i'. ; *
nons in tins ouue.
Sec. 2. That the said church may acquire
property, real or personal for religious or educational
purposes, and may dispose, regulate
and govern the same as they may deem proper,
in accordance yvith the laws and discipline;
such laws not being repugnant to the
laws of the land.
Sec. 3. That this act shall be deemed a
public act and shall remain in force for a
term of twenty-one years.
Approved 5larch 4, 18^2.
An Act to incorporate the Willtown National
Guards, of Colleton County.
Sf.cuon 1. Be it enacted by the Senate
and House of Representatives of the State
of South Carolina now met and sitting in
General Assembly, and by the authority of
the same:
That Benjamin Rives, Major Solomon and
Chrisliolin Ford, nnder thU name and style
of the "Willtown National Guards, of Colleton
County," they and their successors and
associates in office, be and they are hereby,
incorporated, and made and declared a body
politic and corporate, in deed and in law and
as such body politic and corporate shall have
power to keep ani use a common seal, the
same at will to alter, to make all necessary
by-laws, not repugnant to the laws of the
land, and to have succession of officers and
members conformably to such by-laws; to sue
a id be sued, plead and be empleaded in any
court of competent jurisdiction in this State;
and to have, use and enjoy all other rights
nn/l tn ho snhiort to all other liabilities inci
^ ,, ,
dent to bodies corporate.
Sec. 5. This act shall be deemed and taken
to be a public act, and shall continue
in force until repealed.
Approved March 4,1873Students
Duels?An American
Champion at IIeidleberci.?A letter to
the Chicago Tribune from Heidlcbcrg contains
the following.
The largest corps student that ever appeared
in Ilcidleberg was an American who
came here an average sized man, and went
away something wonderful to behold, and
having the honor of being the best drinker,
as well us the best duelist iu Ilcidleberg ?
So you see America bears one palm here, as
everywhere else! lie fought something like
a hundred duels and never got defeated until
the last one he fought, when he got his
nose almost cut off, when nothing daunted,
he stepped up to his adversary, holding his
nose with his hands and.challenged him to
another duel, which was accepted. Thev
fought, and the indomitable American, the
hero of a hundred duels came out ahead, to
the great gratification of all his admiring
friends. lie is regarded to have been the
greatest man in Ileidlcbcrg, (which he certainly
was in regard to size), and his name
will probably be handed down from generation
to generation, looked up to as something
superior, something almost immortal by the
students.
The house which they use for their duels
is situated a short distance from the town,
and when a duel is going on sentinels arc
placed communicating between the building
and the town; but this is entirely unnecessary,
for though the duels are against the law,
yet they are winked at by the authorities, in
fact, the inhabitants are rather proud of them
than otherwise, and would be very sorry if
they were put a stop to. The student who
took inc to sec the duel, and myself, started
about half past ten in the morning and walked
for about fifteeh minutes. We arrived
at the house, and after introducing me to all
his corps we sat down by a table and talked
and drank beer, and waited ior tne uuei 10
commence. The duels arc arranged so that
there are duc.s on three days in the week,
whether provocation is given or not. The
way of it is this. The directors of the duels
take the names of each member of the corps
as they occur, and pair them off, an J they
arc compelled to fight, although they may he
the vert best friends in the world, or perhaps
relations. S,o you see when a fellow
goes into one of these corps he is compelled
to fight., although he may be a very peaceable
fellffW, for as T said before, they don't
wait for a provocation but figbt any how.?
The swords they fight with are made of a long
and very thin piece of steel, which bends
very easily and is as sharp as a razor, so that
the least touch leavesa mark. Thcstudonts
here are cut up horribly, and.some of them
arc really disgusting to look at, their faces
arc so frightfully scarred.
Last Friday I saw four duels, each pair
fought for a quarter of an hour unless cue
doctor declared him to be too badly hurt to
fight it out for that length of time, when ol
course the opposite party was declared victor.
When a student gotcut the students all walked
up and examined it with the utmost unconcern.
The director also wrote down in
his book how long and how deep the cut
was and the longer and deeper it was the
more was thought of the studci.it, and the
doctor washed it out and sewed it up and the
duel was continued hnloss the student thai
was. cut was unable to do so, when he wa:
declared the loser, and the duels went on a:
before. All this reminded me very uiucho:
a barber shop, with the barber calling ou1
"Next," when bis chair is empty.
Horrible Butchery dya Husband.?
In Saginaw, Michigan, on Tuesday last a
German woman named Boose arose from her
bed between the hours of three and four for
the purpose of going out to do some washing,
when her husband seized a hatchet and made
a murderous assault upon the woman, striking
her over the left eye, forcing that organ
out upon her cheek, and following up
his attack with blows upon other portions of
the head and person until the woman fell
senseless to the floov. Thinking lie had despatched
her Boose then seized a butcher
knife with the blade fully ten inches long
and plunged it into his stomach just below
the breast bone, and by pressing ^clawn on
the knife, by apparently four separate cu^s,
each one from an inch to an inch and a half
o 1iahim]\1a inniciAn \*\ Inc
Ill iUll^tll^ UlUUb tv IIUIHI/IU liiv^igiwil III IIIU uw
domcn, through which his bowels protuded
to a great extent.
His two little boys in the meantime had
commenced screaming, "You have killed
mother!" "Yes," said the demon, and I
will kill you too," at which the boys fled
the house, Boesc, notwithstanding the terrible
wounds he had inflicted on himself,
next rushed from the house with the hatchin
one hand and knife in the other. He returned
in. a few moments, however, and was
found by neighbors i.pon his knees, covered
wifh blood from head to foot, his bowels
dragging the floor. Upon being interrogated
as to his conduct he replied, T have killed
her," and with a gasp lie fell dead. The
wife, although fearfully hacked, is not regarded
as dangerously injured. Insanity
caused the mischief.
Masonic Baptism.?A Washington correspondent
of the Baltimore Sun, of Wednesday.
writes as follows:
The novel ceremony of Maso-nic baptism
?? ?v i 'rv?u i.,of
wad ||UiiUi uicrau iua^uuiv/ itvuiuiv iitoi
by Albert I'ike, Esq., and other prominent
Scottish Rite Masons, upon two children,
sons of J)r. Joseph Nairn and Mr. E. B. McGrotly.
Br. Nairn's child, an infant, was
borne on a cushion covered with blue silk,
and the ceremony was made'impressive
lighted candles, burning incense, formalities
and paraphenalia of the exalted degrees of
the order, and there was a large attendance.
Prayer, singing, etc., served as an introductory,
when the children, their godmothers
and others were admitted. Water, oil, and
salt were used in the ceremony, the left
hands of the children being dipped in a bowl
of perfumed water, as a sign of dedication to
the capse of virture and truth ; a delta was
made on their head with the forefinger dipped
in oil. as the symbol of wisdom, power
and love of God; aud salt was placed in
their mouths, as the seal of the Arabic vow,
which sanctifies an enemy with whom one
h<pj lasted salt. Finally the children were
invested with lambskin aprons and Masonic
jewels, and their Mason baptism was pronounced
complete.
Changes in the Bankrupt Law.?
Congress, Tuesday, passed a bill amendatory
of the bankrupt law. It allows all exemptions
ailow.eJ by any State law on the 1st of
January, 1871. It also gxempts a widow's
dower, or other estate in 1 eu thereof, if the
State law so provides; also life insurance
to the amount of ?5,000. The time
during which bankrupts may be discharged
upon payment of fifty per cent, of their indebtedness
is extended until July 1, 1S73;
judgments obtained against persons or property
before petitions In bankruptcy are filed
arc to be first and fully satisfied. Changes
in the methods of appointing registers, in
! the matter of marshals' fees, and other less
important particulars, arc also made.
A touching incident is reported from
Chattanooga. An utter stranger called on a
respectable'farmer last week and asked him
if his house had not been robbed during the
war. The farmer replied that it had. '"I,"
said the stranger, "was one of the marauding
party that did it. L took a little silver
locket." "That locket." said the farmer.
bursting into tears, "had been worn by my
dear dead child." "Ilere it is," replied the
strancer, visibly affected ; "I am rich; let
me make restitution ; here are twenty dollars
for your little son." lie gave the farmer a
fifty dollar bill and received thirty dollars in
change. He then wrung the farmer's hand
warmly and'left. The farmer has sinco
dried his tears and loaded'his shot gun. The
fifty dollar bill was bad.
Mr. JefTerson used to relate, with much
merriment that the final signing of the Pcclaration
of Independence was hastened by
an absurdly trivial cause: Near the hall in
which the debates wore then held was a
livery stable, from which flics came into the
open window, and assailed the silk-stoekiugcd
legs of honorable members. Handkerchief
in hand they hashed the flics with such
vigor as they could command on a July after
noon, but the annoyance became at length so I
nrrmnift as to render them iniDaticnt cf de- I
lay, and they made haste to bring the
momentous lousiness to a conclusion.?James
Pitrton.
At a school exhibition, which came off a
short timo sinoe, one of the little boys who
had a*grudge against his pedagogue, on account
of a recent Hogging, is said to have delivered
this pointed oration:
"0. Lord of love
Look from above
On us poor little scholars:
We've had a fool
To teach our School
And paid hiui fifty dollars."
> In a recent debate, a member of the Cali.
fovnia Legislature exclaimed: ''The honor;
able gentleman front Calaveras county is un5
doubtedly a person of great abilities?a man
} of many talents?a natural born genius; but
[' there is one thing that T defy him to do, and
j. that is, to Into the bottom of a frying-pan
without smutting his no sr.".
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JOTTINGS.
Victor Emanuel has the rheumatism.
.ToTm Bright, M: P., is fishing in Scot^
land. .
What single State will Mrs. Woodhull be
sure to carry ? Tcnuic C.
A Boston priuter, made "dipped in the
mud" out of "nipped in the bud."
Dying Frenchmen make wills bequeathing
their sins to Prussia.
Whiskey distilled fr. m sawdust is the^
latest Wisconsin enterprise.
A western womaniti advertising her runaway
husband says : David has a scar onliis
nose where I scratched it.
The debt of nature should never be paid if.
it can't be collected without an execution^
"(lod might have made a better berry, but
lie picvcr did," is what Charles Lamb says
about strawberries.
"Grecty smashes" and "Natick cobblers"
are respectively the attracttions of rival bar
rooms in Philadelphia.
"No cows, no crcaui," was the way an intelligent
compositor set upon the words "No
urubb, iiu uiruvtu*
An Alabama cemetery bears the inscription
over its entrance. "Positively no admittance
here."
A Western youth playing William Tell
shot his arrow into the apple of the boy's.
eye instead of the apple on his litad.
Mark Twain is reported as saying that one
of General Sherman's smiles cracked a saucer
| on the tabic; be smiled again and smash went
a plate.
Nellie Brockway, a dressmaker^of Hamburg,
Conn/ has become 860,000 richer by.
the death of an uncle in Philadelphia.
The heart of the Emperor Maxmillian is
preserved in a golden urn at the private
chapel of his mother, the Archduchess
Sophia, of Austria.
The Puke of Devonshire, allowed his son,
the Marquis of Partington, while he was
still under age, $450,000 a year as college
pocket money.
The Paris Firjaro announces, on what it
claims to be the best authority, that M'lle.
Christine Nilsson will be married to M.
llousead in that city early in July next.
A Texas judge lately imprisoned the cn
| tire bar of the place, except the District
Attorney, for contempt, although his court
was not in session.
^ To grow rich; earn money fairly, spend
less than you cam, and hold on to the difference.
The first takes muscle, the second
self-control, the third brainS.
They do things differently in different
parts of the country. An Utah settler has '
j ust scalped his wife. At the East men overload
their wives with back hair and kill
them with kindness.
An old lady who was passing a blind fid-,
dlcr on the street in New York, a day or two"
since,.rewarded hiui by placing in his box'
a piece of paper, with the motto, "Be virtuous
and you will be happy." ' y''
A Memphis duelling parto were driven into
a cemetery by a facetious hackmanj "so
that thev might be buried without anv un-'
necessary expense." "
Mr. Grecly, always ready to tell what hp
knows about farming and gardening, answer
Colfax's inquiry, with the assurance that
"squash season" will arrive this year early ini - '
November.
A lady teacher in an Iowa school lately
punished a boy for kissing the big girls by
making him stand up before all the scholais
and show how it was done. She found this
policy wouldn't work- The boys thought
it capital punishment, and it had to be abolished.
Horace Grcely says that lightning rods
should be planted on the side of the building,
in the sun. The vines are more
thrifty, and suffer less from exposure to heavy
winds.
An Iowa man recently died from swallowing
a pocket knife and injurious medical"
treatment combined. He got along very
nicely as long as the knife was closed, but
when the doctor gave Dim opening meaicmq
it killed him.
The following telegram was sent to the
Curtis lLousc. at Davenport, Iowa, by* tlih
couductoAf the train which carrried Ifed
Cloud and his fortunes: "Fifty-five passengers
for breakfastj twenty-seven Indian
chiefs. Indians cat mostly meat; dog;
preferred; kill'Charlie'and stuff hiui for
Red Cloud."
Progressive teacher to pupil of the period
?"Saury Jane Ilooker. just take that chewing
guiu right out your mouth. Little
girls who chew gum in school ueed never
expect'to become President of the United^
States. '
"I v/ill not strike thee. Lad man," said a
(Quaker one day, ' but 1 will let this billet of
wood fall on thee and" at the precise moment
the "bad mau" was floored by the
weight of a walking stick that the Quaker
was known to carry. 1'
A California editor thus eases himself:
-Dolly Yardcnisin, viewedlroni a philosophical
standpoint, is tin: realization in material
lbri;i of all that is most loud, glaring, odd,
gaudy, glittering and outlandish. It is the
expression of a long concealed yearningaftcr
barbaric disply; a spasmodic exhibition of
an hitherto unsuspected instinct of savagery
and anti-civilization."
"See here, mister," said a lad driven up a
tree by a ferocious dog; "if you don't take
that infernal dog away, I'll cat up all your
apples,"