The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, March 21, 1872, Image 1
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INDEPENDENT FAMILY PAPEfc,
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
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Six months kl 50
Three months 76
Iff' Transient Advertisements must be paid
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JUNIUS DAVIS,
Attorney at Law and Trial
Justice.
VOL. XXXI. CAMDEN, S. C., THURSDAY, MARCH A21, 1872. NO. 20
feb 8 m3 CAMDEN, S. C.
C. H. DcLORME
WITH
Furchgott, Benedict & Co.,
244 King St., Charleston,
Importers and Dealers in Foreign and Domestic
JOZR/Y" GOODS,
'Cloaks, Shawls, Hosiery, Sot ions <fc Ribbons
Also, Ladies' and Gentlemen's
Furnishing Goods.
A special department for
Carpets, Rugs, Mats. Oil Cloth and Mattftig.
BRANCHES OF BUSINESS.
furchgott, Benedict & Co., cor. King and Calhoun
sts., Charleston.
Furchgott, Benedict & Co., 22 White street, NewYork.
Furchgott, Benedict & Co., Jacksonville, Fla.
dec 7-3m
GEORGE TUPPER,
BROKER,
Eeal Estate ai Insnrance Apt,
OFFICE OVER W. C. FISUER's DRCO 8TORE,
^OPPOSITE COLUMBIA HOTEL?
MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C.
aug 1?ly
GBIFFINrGKREEN & CO.,
Cotton Factors,
' '" AND
General Commission Merchants,
No. 123 Pearl Street, N. Y.
P. 0. Box 6813.
Advances made on Cotton, Naval Stores, ic.
Two-tliirds of value advanced on cotton to be
held, and only 7 per cent, interest charged. No
charge for purchasing goods for shippers,
nov 23-4mos.
ALEXANDER SPRCXT, JXO. W. HINRON,
British Vice Consul. james sfkuxt.
onr>TT\Tm XTTAT?n"M
jOX~ X\S U ?M 1 U/ JLL111KJV/X1.
"t"
COTTOX FACTORS
AND
Naval Store Com's'n Merchants, ?
WILMINGTON. N. ('.
DAMiEL A. SMITH"
DCAI.LIl IN
' < : FU'B1TITLTBE;
Bedding, Window $l)ude.sr(?ui,iKkis.tV;<>
IS now located in his new building on North j
Front street, V1LM LSGTOJi, N. C.
Parties in want of goods in his line will save
money by purchasing of him. feb 8 liu
J OS. B. Bt'SSKLT,, _ W. H. BF.TH3A,
Of Wilmington, N.*C. Of Marion, S. C.
JOS. B. RUSSELL & CO.
fbxnoroi nrvmmission Merchants,
VIVUVAWW -ww.
WILMINGTON, N. C.
*6T Particular attention paid to the sale and
purchase of Naval Stores, Cotton, "Bacon and
ether Country Produce. feb 8 3in
"mjbissell,
dentist.
Broad Street, Camden, So. Ca.
j. i. middleton & co.,
r. FACTORS
i\v c AND
* COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
r- / BALTIMORE, MB.,
x /. _
j. Having purchased the entire STOCK OF
$OODS of Messrs. D. L. DeSausstjre &
Co., we will sell the same at
fcOOST for CASH,
and for that purpose heicb}' constitute the
. .? nnr pffpfit. Sllfih
iiiCilll/CI O VS1 VUUV Ut Ui VUl u^vuvw w - - v.
sale. J.
I. MIDDLETON & CO.
Jnneg tf
SOUTH CAROLINA RaIL ROAD.
On and after Monday, Dec. the 25th., 1871 the
Schedule of the Camden train will be as follows;
Leave Camden at* C 15 A. M.
Arrive at Columbia at 10 40 A. M.
Leave Columbia at 1 45 P. M.
1 1 " ? /> or n ir
Arrive ai oamuen o ~o m.
By order of the Vice-President.
A. B. DeSAUSSURE Agent.
| Camden Dec. 23d, 1871.
PERUVIAN GUANO
-ZELL'S PHOSPHATE !
PHCENIX GUANO f
t' ' i ' 'J
AND
.1. WILCOX & GIBBE'S
" manipulated compound
.OP
. Guano, Salt and Plaster!
For Bale by
G^O. ALDEN,
febl5tf . Agent.
MB
Extensive Arrivals !
rjMIE UNDERSIGNED is now receiving bis
FALL STOCK OF GOODS,
Fresh from the Great Markets of the East,
consisting in part of
Calicos, Ginghams, Delaines,
J3UUTS, SHUUS, J1ATSS.
Notions and Fancy- Goods,
Full Li of each,
In Groceries
lie is prepared to show a well-selected stock
of Family and Fancy Groceries, Bacon, Lard,
&c., &c.
To Planters
lie is offering Cheap Bagging, Ties and Rope.
Buys Cotton,
At the higest market rates, and makes liberal
advances on consignments.
Having bought for CASH, he is prepared to
sell CHEAP for the sameGive
me a call. No charge for showing
rrnrifl.s.
c
Tailoring
Done in fashionable style and at [reasonable
prices by Mr. C* A. McDONALD.
J. w. McCURRY, Agent
oct2C-Iy
NEW GOODS!
AT the store occupied by A. M. Kennedy, a
few doors north of the Market, will be
found a stock, consisting of
STAPLE DRY GOODS.
Hardware, Nails, Iron, Steel. Spades, Shovels,
Garden Hoes, Brudy & Elwell Iloes,
Plow Moulds, &c., &c. &c.
GBOCEBIES
Crushed, Coffee and Brown sugars, Bio Laguira
and .Tuva Coffices, Green and Hyson
Teas, flunked and. 'unsinoked
Side and Shoulder Bacon.
Hams
Liinl
Goskop Butter,
Corn. (hits, Halt. Stone
Lime, J'iue Sltpcruiid lis Ira
Family Flour, Soup. Candles,
Starch, l'opper, Spice,Ginger, Soda
Crackers and Cheese, New Orleans Sugar
House andAV. 1. Molasses Canned l'ruit, Oysters,
liurly Itosc, Goodrich, l'iuk^Eye and Jackson
White Planting Potatoes.
Croiitery, Glassiare&c., Safe Brife
Shoes. Humes &c., All of which will be sold
at the lowest price for cusli, and wo request
a call from all who wish to purchase.
A. D. KENNEDY & CO.
A. D. KENNEDY,
A, M. KENNEDY.
A. M Kennedy will give his attention to the
purchase of cotton; is agent for the sale of Etiwan
Guano, Etiwan Crop Food andEtiwan Ground
Bone. ' K Feb 16 tf
Marengo Mills.
LUMBER!
50 000 ft' R0UGn EDGE LUMBER;
30 000 fL REFUSE LUMBER;
30 QQQ ft* SQUARE EDGE LUMBER;
Seasoned and Unseasoned,
Now on hand nml for sale by the undersigned
at the lowest possible prices, .
FOR CASH.
All orders addressed to or left with Mr. C.
N0ELKEN, or with the undersigned, will receive
prompt attention.
A Lumber Yard
Has been established on the premises of the
above-named gentleman in the town of Camden,
where parties from the town or surrounding |
country can be supplied at Camden prices by
calling on him.
8. R. ADAMS,
sept 14-ly Proprietor Marengo Mills.
SHAWLS, HOSIERY,
Gloves, &c.
?"jnHE undersigned intending to discontinue
J- the Notion and Fancy Dry Goods Stock, will
sell at 10 to 25 pcrccut. DELOW COST,
Shawls,
Gloves,
Hosiery,
Corsets,
Ribbons,
Braids,
and all other articles in this line, at the abovenamed
reduction, and invite the attention of
.purchasers.
: D. L. DcSAUSSURE & CO.,
COM^ AGENTS. .
The Deplorable Condition of Public Af
fairs as Described by a Tribune Correspondent.
Washington. February 22.?The'eondition
of South Carolina is deplorable, in the
days of secession it was the greatest offender.
In the days of reconstruction it is the greatest
sufferer. The government of the State
was formerly in the hands of an aristocracy.
They were a body of men jea lous, willful, dogmatic,
but high-toned and honorable. The
roll of its representatives in Congress for
near three-quarters of a century, the names
of its civic and military heroes in the war of
the revolution, shine with a luster that is unHimniAil
hv omnnarison with the men of any
?r ? V
other State.
True to the souvenirs of their.former history,
it precipitated the slaveholder - rebellion,
and led its hosts to their doom. It sought
in its passion a bloody arbitrament on the
battle field, and a bloody arbitrament it has
had. With 00,000 voters, it put70.000 soldiers
in the field. The end came, and South
Carolina was black with desolation. The
6moke and the fire of civil warfare ascended
from every household, and the stain of blood
was on the garments of every survivor. Its
young men had swiftly gone down to bloody
graves until the Jead outnumbered the living
The means of support were entirely swept
away as by fire und whirlwind. Ilavoe and
spoil and ruin were its only gain. This is
where the rebellion left South Carolina.?
What has been its condition since ? What
is its condition now ?
The population is something under 400,000
blacks and something over 300,000
whites. The result of the war has made a
yet greater disproportion in the comparative
numbers of the voting population. There
are estimated to be 40,000 white to 60,000
black voters, the aggregate being over 100,000.
13ut in the Legislature, out of 124
members, there arc but thirteen reprcscnta?
? i , nil i
tives oi tiie wnue minority. jluujushu me
assembly is black, with the exception that
here and there is a white representilive of
a black constituency. There are en nigh of
these, along with a few intelligent colored
people, to lead the great mass of ignorance
and barbarism of which the main body is
composed.
Without going into details, it is enough
to say that the men who manage and lead
the Legislature and the Stato Government
are thieves and miscreants. The great body
of the Legislature are the ignorant and corrupt
instruments with which the leaders do
their work, and though the individuals composing
this mass aro bought and sold lilte^.
cattle in the market, their venality in some
cases is relieved of much of its criminality ,
by reason of the denscncss of their ignorauco. j
Numbers of the blacks who hold seats in the i
Legislature regard themselves simply in the
lightof employees of the Government. Their"!
pay is six dollars per day for the session,
and special pay for their separate votes
on every measure in which there is money.
These votes arc bought and sold without even
the pretence of hiding the flagitious tr ansaction.
The negro himself is hardly conscious
of criminality while making their bargains.
He owns lu3 mule. lie sells it. He
owns his chicken. lie sells it. lie considers
his vote just as much a part of his personal
] ropcrty as his mule is hisproperty or
his chicken. Why should he not sell it also?
He does sell it, and naively wonders
why any body should complain.
Of course, the scale of pay varies, it is
just according to each man's intelligence
and rapacity. A few hundred dollars in
special gratuities is enough to satisfy the demands
of a plantation negro. Others get
more, and, more, and more. One of the smart
sort was accused the other day on the floor
of the llouse, by a colleague, with then having
?12,000 of State Honds in his pocket.
Corruptly obtained, and the charge was not
denied.
Hut the evidence of grrss and universal
corruption is palpable in the way everybody
lives who has anything to do with the Government.
There is a happy, go-lucky air
anmncr them all. If a black gets into the
Legislature, that is enough, he works no
more. lie has no occasion. lie has money
enough. It is the same with the occupants
of the executive offices. All are sleek and
fat with their ill-gotten gains. They are
like pirates who have captured a richly laden
ship. They riot in the plunder, caring
not at all for, nor even thinking of the owners.
But the irrefragible evidence of gigantic
j theft and corruption, stands like a monument,
in the vast increase of the State debt, I
an increase for whi h there is nothing to I
show. The State may be searched in vain
to find where the money has gone. It is in
no public works. It is in no scheme for public
improvement. It- has simply been stolen.
It has gone into the pockets of the highway
robbers who compose the legislative and executive
government of the State. Behold
-the stupendous sums ! In 18C5, the bonded
debt, according to the rcportof the Congress
Committee, who have lately returned from
their investigations, was in round numbers,
85.058,000. In 1808 it was 80.454.000 ?
On the 20th of December 1S71 it had risen
to the enormous aggregate of 815,768.000.
Tt, was not even certain that this sum cover
ed the whole liabilities of the State. So much
fraud and complicity iu corrupt practices by
State officials had been developed, so much
chicaYiery had been unearthed,%so much wilful
concealment and apparent ignorance of
the amount of the robberies and issues of
State bonds was manifested, that there was
no certainty that even the frightful aggregate
which was established would not be
augmented when all the plundering had
come to light.
But whether it be more or not, we have
here an addition to the Sta'c debt sinee the
war, of near SI 1.000,000. And this sum
has been million by mill'on. dollar by dollar,
deliberately stolen by tlie villians who have
had possession of the State since that time,
with the exception of such moderate sums
as wore ncccssiatcd by the measures tof reconstruction.
t .
The methods of robbery have been too various
and universal to be enumerated in an
exposition so general as this. Suffice it to
say, that they have involved everybody of any
account who belongs to the majority. It is a
trembling morass of corruption, that shakes
under the tread of the investigation. There
is nobhance to stop?or punish the flagrant
crimes that have been committed, because
everybody outside of a mere hand
full of representatives of the tax-payers is
implicated. Whatever villainy is exposed,
or whatever investigation is threatened, silencers
at once imposed by threatening the
tbrc&oera with an examination aud exposeure
oftheir own criminality. It is simply a
banegj^jjbb^s threatening to tell on one
anowrer. "Was there ever such a burlesque
on free government?
The State is mired, and there seems to bo
no standing ground for an effort at extrication.
And yet it must be extricated, or government
is a failure. As has been already
stated, there are but 13 representatives out
of 124 members of the Legislature, who are
regarded as representatives of the tax-payers
of the State. Of these, eight come from two
upper counties, adjoining Georgia. These
representatives are tired of*thc hopeless struggle
against the theives who have plunged
the State into hopeless bankruptcy, and
threaten general confiscation. These two
counties have petitioned to be set off to
Georgia. As their excision would just about
extinguish the trifling minority of the Legislature,
and leave it a uuit in its corruption,
it is supposed the majority will grant
the prayesr. So that the last remnant of
holding ground of the tax-payers, seems to
be slipping away.
It is thus that 300,000 white people, more
or less, composing the intelligence and property-holders
of the State, are put under the
heel of 400,000 pauper blacks, fresh from a
state of slavery and ignorance most dense.?
Guided by unprincipled adventurers from
other States, who make use of these freedmen
a3 their agents for the most nefarious
acts which were over committed under the
shelter.o^ a republican form of government,
this blind and unintelligent mass is precipitated
upon the intelligence and wealth of the
State until they are buried out of sight.
It is some times asked why the white people
of the State do not endeavor to influence
the blacks by kind treatment and persuasion
as to their true interests. The answer is,
that the jeajousy of the black of his old master
is profound, unyieldiug and universal.?
Where the kindest personal relations prevail,
where tho. freedmen remain on the old place,
the lan d on shares with contentment
aud harmony with the proprietor, the
testimony is that, so far as voting is concerned,
the old master is utterly without influence.
lie can not obtain a vote, nor the
promise of a vote. In this matter the colored
man will listen only to the unprincipled
adventurer who rides through the country
claiming to be one of those who gave freedom
to the slaves. Conscious of thpir present
liberty, the freedman's dread of its possible
loss makes him the most suspicious and
i - - n A T j._ J
apprcnensivc 01 creurures. jd poverty
sickness, in trials and troubles, he resorts to
his old master, and seeks his aid and counsel
with a childlike confidence. Rut in voting,
he is steeled to his advice, and will die before
he will take it.
Thus overwhelmed and helpless, what is
the average property-holder to do ? He aims
faithfully to get upon his legs, and keep up,
but the grinding taxation actually imposed,
and still more that which is threatened,
makes hini dispair of escaping virtual confiscation.
lie would get out of the State if he
could, but he can find nobody to buy his
property. On a visit to South Carolina a few
years ago, Senator Sprague of .Rhode Island,
attracted by the great natural advantages of
a water power at the cupital of the State,
purchased it, and spent a considerabl suui
of money on it, preparatory to establishing
manufactories there. The developments,
soon after, of the corruption and measureless
robberies of the State Government, brought
his operations te a dead stand, and now he
onlv awaits the forlorn hone of an opportuni
ty to extricate liis venture from the clutches
oi'the thieves and villains who have the State
by the throat and are sucking its life blood
away.
' Why don't you rebel again ?" asked a
Boston man whowaslately traveling through
the State. "This time, you would have a
reason."' Alas, why? Subjected to oppression
such as it may safely be said no State
community in the civilized world is to-day
enduring, tho white minority in South Carolina
are quiet and duuib. They have uo life.
Their spirit has gone out. ' Their inertia
amounts to demoralization. The fires of
war licked up all their avilable substance.
The grave covers a generation of their fighting
men. Until time repairs the waste of
blood and sinew lost by war, there is no material
to organize into resistance. At present
there seems to bo no heart for it aud no
thought cf it. But do not the wild crimes
of the Kc-Klux youth of the State foreshadow
a possible future i'or that wretched people
dema.id the earnest attention of thoughtful
statesmen, ? Shall we, too, have a Poland
in the South ? Can wc expect long to reg- j
ulate the internal administration oi the law
and justice in the State by military rule??
And, niter an, are mo nu-mui uuua6M
but the expiaing embers of an old contest,
or are tlioy, in manycasesthe kindlingsparks
of a new? *
One thing seems plain to the most ordinary
apprehension. The condition of things
now existing in South Carolina would not bo
borne a month in any Northern Stato without
a tax-payer's league being formed to resist
the payment of all taxes imposed for
fraudulent purposes, and without the swift
establishment of a court of Lynch law. So
much treason as that exists in the blood of
every American citizen worthy of his birthright.
Admit everything, and has not South
! Carolina suffered enough1? Admit that she
i was the hot-bed of sedition. Admit that she
was the cauldron in whioh was conducted
A
the venom that poisoned a nation. Admit
anything and every tiling. Is there to be
no expiation 1 Recollect that a generation
is rapidly rising that had no hand in these
things?a generation already more than half
way-to its maturity.?Correspondent New
York Tribune.
The Possibilities of 1880;
Scene: Railroad office in Philadelphia.?
The spectator is to remember that the scheme
of the postal telegraph has been consummated,
and that all telegraph wires and railroad
lines are in the hands of the Government.?
Elegant clerk reading newspaper. Enter r.
c., a portly man, puffing, puffing?has evidently
been running. Flings down a disnatch.
Clerk (reads): "Aunt Maria dying?hum
?mum; come right away?hum." [Having
availed himselfof the information it contains ] !
"Aunt Marir dying, eh. Thats too bad, but
it can't go through."
Portly man.?"Why not?"
Clerk (loftily): "The wires will be occu
pied for seven hours yet, with Senator Brabantio's
great speech last night at the Continental
Hotel in defense of the Administration.
It is .sent by government order to all
the newspapers in the country.
Portly man "suppose tho newspapers don't i
want it ?"
[Clerk shrugs his shoulders and whistles a
bar of Tannhauser.]
Portly man: "Well, I must go down
there' myself, then. Give me a ticket to
Cloverdale."
Clerk.: "Can't do it. Tho road is filled
with trains bringing delegates to the convention
to morrow. They'te running on both 1
tracks "
Portly man: "Oh, the presidential con- <
vention ! They're going to re-nominate the 1
present incumbent, General Bourn, I suppose
?" .
Clerk: "Certainly. Whom else could .
they, air? His learning, his profound states- j
nnnhln Via ii n i tn v\An oVt o KYn infAnrrlfr /l/\ i
Ufuuail i jj, ilia uij lUij/vuvaaMiw iucv^iivjr uu j
not these all?"
Portly, man: "Oh, stuff!"
Clcrl^(tightening his eye glasses): "Oppos- 1
posed to the Administration!" '
Portly man: "The Administration be '
hanged.
Clerk: ""Excuse me one minute sir."? *
[Opens a ledger.] "Friendly?No?that's
not it." [Taking up another.] "Opposed ,
?ah, here it is! What is your name sir ?" <
Portly man (with a dangerous bulging of (
the eyes,) "That's my business." ,
Clerk, (quietly taking up dispatch): "Ah t
yes. John W. Parker Plunkett Peabody \
Pinkney?here it goes. Any residence,
John?a?a that is, Mr Plunkitt, of Philadelphia,
opposed to Administration; said stuff *
when General Bourn's name was mentioned;
expressed a desire that the Administration 1
might suffer death from asphyxia; disposed 1
to browbeat officers of the Government; must
be charged full price for telegrams and fare. ]
*iotc to baggage and check masters: Always
weigh baggago, and check only fifty pounds. \
Mmn?To ascertain what relations he has. ,
if auy." - (
"You see, John.?a?ft?Mr. Plunkett, j
we're accustomed to allow the friends of the ]
Administration to ride and telegraph for ,
half fare; but it is impossible in your Case " j
[Takes up blotting paper.] "Very painful
duty, sir, but we're allowed no discretion. ,
And then it's your own doing." [Leaning J
his elbows on desk.] "You're so unreasonable,
you know. Now, General Bourn?" '
Mr. Plunkett: "You're impertinent, sir; '
I'll report you!" M
Clerk (languidly): "Just ne you like, but 1
my member doesn't go out till '82."
Exit Mr. Plunkett. Clcrk'tpsumes newspaper.
Curtain fulls.
Local PArEits.?The New York Times :
puts iu the following good word for local papers
: 'You might nearly as well forget your j
churches, your academies and school houses, (
as to forget your local paper. It speaks to ,
ten times the audience that your local minis- j
ter does, and if it has any ability at all, it is ,
read eagerly each day from beginning to ,
end. It reaches you all, and if it hus a low- ,
er spirit and less wisdom than a sermon, it .
has a thousand times better chance at you. (
Laying, as it does, on every table, in almost j
every house, you owe to yourself to rally t
liberally to its support, and extract from it ;
able, high-toned a character as you do from
any educator in your midst. It is in no
sense beneath notice and care?unles* your
self are beneath notice and care?for it is 1
your representative. Indeed in its character 1
it is the summation of the importance, inter- i
est and welfare ofyou all. It is the agregate
of your own consequence, and you cannot '
ignore it without miserably depreciating your- i
selves.'
,
Heavy Cotton Crop to be Planted.?
The Columbus(Ga.) Enquirer, says:
A prominent and highly intelligent planter
of llussell informs us that planters in his
section have determined to stake their all on
cotton again this year. Lastyear they made an
honest effort to make bread, but owing to the
unpropitious season almost failed in both corn
and cotton. As a consequence, they commence
this year badly in debt and with little
or nothing to eat. In this situation they
ha?e resolved to make one more effort to get
out of debt and better their circumstances.
^n 1 - - ** ? \ trill
Ui course auvico ironi jievtajmycii. .....
amount to nothing when used to dissuade
people from such a sucidal policy. But it
really (Joes seem that the experience of the
past five or six years ought to induce planters
to so diversify crops as to at least be sure of
bread and meat. With a four million cotton
crop this year prices will again run low and
still further tend to impoverish our section.
A.Westcrn Paradise is thus described:
"No income tax ; no internal revenue; no
spies to sec if you treat a friend on Sunday;
no special police; no dog tax, school tax, or
bounty fund. And, to end with, the Indians
and half-breeds can't tell one greenback
from another, so all our ones are tens."
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PARAGRAPHS. :!:;?
The French have a very significant saying
?It is always tho unexpected'which Happens.
It is not uncommon for girls 10 and' 11
years of age to be married in Japan.1
California claims to be able to support
thirty millions of people within her own borders.
; fy-l
North Georgia anticipates the latest
wheat crop ever raised in that section.
Gen. Joseph T5. Johnson is to be made
President of the Georgia Military Institute.
It is mentioned as an astonishing ftetythat
two Bibles have been found on Long Island,
Now York. .
Rev. Wm. Baldwin, of Great Bend,. Pa.,
offers SIO'OOO to any one who will pick a
lock which he has invented.
There is never a man so bad, says a celebrated
writer, but some woman loves, him
and has faith in him.
A detroit bridegroom was so affcctcc/ by
the marriage ceremony that he burst into' a
violent fit of nose bleeding.
A paper mentions a case beyond the
ordinary oculists. It is that of a younglaSiy
who, instead of a pupil, has a college student
in her eye. - ;t
Two hundred and fifty thousand francs is
the value of the cigar stumps picked up
annually in the streets of JParis, and sold to
the tabacco manufacturers.
Say, Jone3! What's the matter with your
eye? 'Oh! nothin', only my wife said , this
morning, you'd better get up and light the
Bre, I told her to make .it herself,' that's
all.' fa .V
"Do you keep matches ?" asked a wag,:lof
a grocer. "Oh ! yes all kinds," was the reply.
"Well, I'll take a trotting match," said
the wag. 'i he grocer immediately handed
liiin a box of pills.
"Another comical endorsement of the Administration,"
is the way the New York Nation
speaks of South Carolina's nomination
af Grant. The other "comical endorsement"
was given by "bleeding Kansas." All the
thieves are for Grant. . .
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A celebrated French preacher, in a sermon
lnnn ?1ia dnt.v of wives, said. 'I see in this
congregation a woman who has been guilty
)f disobedience to her husband, and in drier
to point her out I will fling my breviary
it her hca'd/ He lifted his book/ nnd:every
emale head instantly ducked.
A verdant youth of West Donegal townihip,
Lancaster County, sent a dollar to New
fork for a method of writing without pen
ind ink. Flo received the following inscrip,ion,
in large letters: 'Write with a pencil.'
A gentleman died recently in Buckinglam
county, Virginia, who owned at the surrender
of Qen. Lee twenty two negroes,
rwclve of them left him, but the other ten
remained with and worked for him until the
lay of his death, taking for their services
just as s much as he chose to give them. At
iris death, to show his appreciation of their
services and his gratitude, he gave them his
[arm, cn which they can all live comfort bly.
A Texas colored jury, were told by the
judge to retire and "find a verdict." They
iveut to the jury-room. The sheriff and
-. Knrs st;iniliiiG> outside. heard the oncninsr
ind shutting of drawers, the slamming of
loors, and other sounds of unusual commotion.
At last the jury came back into tho
jourt, when the foreman rose and said:
"Massa Judge, we have done looked everywhar
in the draws and behind the do', and
i^an't found no verdic.' It waru't in the
room."
Tho Swiss Times has created a very ingenious
story, in the name of M* Plantamour,
the astronomer, who is said to have determined
the path of a comet to be such, that' on
the twelfth of August the earth must, of
necessity, be in collision with the fiery messenger.
This charming bit of sensation
writing grows out of the simple fact that
lbout the twelfth of August our little globe
rrosscs the meteoric stream, which made so
fine a display in 18G0, and which has some
singular relation to the orbit of the comet of
18U2.
S. J. Bestor, an occcntric gentleman of
Elartford, regularly stumps all letters held
for postage iu that city, attaching to the envelope
a printed statement of the fact. The
responses he has received would fill a large
volume. A resident of Elizabeth, N. J.,
writes that Marcus L. Ward becauie Governor
of that State through that course. A
A Boston burglar says: "Bestor, - you're a
gentlemanj I am?no matter what; but I
got a letter you stamped just in time to
dodge the beaks and be off. Here's a stamp,
and if I ever happen in Hartford in a profes.
sional way, I shan't crack your biu if I knows
myself."
Another Example.?The young men
have another example of shipwreck in the
painful experience of the Boston Post Office
clerk, who has lately been detected in purloining
valuable letters and approprating
their contents to his own use. For more
than two years, he has gone along smoothly
in liis villaiy, sporting gaily with the brood
of fast young men, and keeping his misdeeds
out of sight, until he had embezzled some*
i did lira nnil na lip l.hnmrlif.
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pretty safely laid away a part of it for his future
requirements. But lie greatly erred.
The base deeds could not always be concealcd.
A bold front would not save him. Lying
and deception were no protection. The
detestable thing must needs come out to the
full gaze of beholders, and there wasnoremcHe
has been arrested and Is now awaiting
the issue of the trial for his foolishness and
crime. Let young men read the lesson!
There is no safety but in honest and fidelity.
Do you see it. young man??Ar. J. Mechanic.