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YOIAJME 28. CAMDEN, SOTJTEt-CAROLlKA, JANUARY 23, 18G9. * ISTUMBER 19.
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MISCELLANY;
OUR DANGER.
The cotton crop of 1SC3 has been a
(tod-uend to the South. r\Vc lmve 1110heiy
in abundance, our credit is rapidly
improving, the chains ore broken which
a .? |lrtrin
rtoound us, our iuiure is ui n .i.? ..v/t,v. ,
And yet all this will b^an evil, ratlicr j
than a good, if we do not persevere in
that wise agricultural policy whose first
fruits we now enjoy.
Our danger is that the planters may
be tempted by high prices?the result
of a moderate crop, growitig trade.and
reckless speculation, to pitch huge crops
of cotton. Kach man man who sold
upland cotton at 2fr or 27 or 29 cents a
pound, doubtless wished he had twenty
bales instead of ten, or a hundred in
place of fifty. This feeling, however
tutnral, we must conqueror be.undone.
Wc have made money by the cotton
cropofl8t>8, because cotton was not
our first and principal care. There had ;
been two seasons of anxiety, disappoint- ment
and loss, which forced the planter (
to ackn wiedgc that his only safe'y lav (
in securing, at any cost, what bread and (
meat he required. The dullest and most (
wrong-Ifeadcd could see this necessity, (
and, as a consequence, the South pro- .
duced all the brearlstuflfs sire needed, ,
the corn crop of South Carolina alone
being 2,000,000 bushels more than it
" nc in Cotton was a secondary | ,
consideration with the planter; but the j (
two and half million of bales which form (
the crop of the year have still brought .
us more money than four million bales (
would huve done at the prices of before
the war. Had the whole strength of y
the South been directed to the culture j
of cotton the crop would have been three ,
? million bales or more, and then our for >
tunes woul3 have been staked upon one ,
cast of the die, prices would have fall- ,
en and the purchase of Western grain j
would have swullovrcd up the greater ,
part of the net proceeds of our cotton. {
As it is, we Jrave been independent of (
outside help. We l?ave not eaten into ,
the morrow, we have not been obliged j
to. throw our cotton upon the uftukct, (
^ und weapprqach another season vr'th dis- j
tended purses and the fairest prospects ,
of success. :
JJut tnc Icssohrof'TSrTs' year and of .
the years which have preceded it will (
be worse than thrown away it high prices j ,
induce our planters to make cotton their ^
king and not tlair slave. The first la-1
" t 111*
bor. tir>t thought, the nist pains,suouiu j
be given to wheat, corn and provisions; j s
and then, and not before, might t!ie
reign of cotton begin. We should have
the best seed, so as to improve the sta- ,
pie; fertilizers should he used freely, so j
as to increase the yield per aerc; no more j
land should be planted than can be cul- (
tivatcd regularly and well. And n cot- t
ton crop made in this manner will re- (
peat the lesson of 1808, and realize for |
us far more money than a larger yield ,
at lower prices with millions of dollars [
to pay away in buying our daily bread ! ,
There is, we repeat, but one safe (
plan : plenty of provisions first ,
and .next a moderate crop of cot- j
ton. If our planters will stick to this ]
policy, they will grow rich; if they do (
not, they essuredly rue the day when ,
the desire to become suddenly wealthiy ,
caused them to forsake the plain paths ]
of prudence and common sense. I
Charleston Daily Net?*. ,
T? a nm i r. PnniMiprrov?The Wash- 1
ington correspondent ot' the New York J (
Herald, under date of the l?lh instant,! 1
says: . (
The first fissure in thedisentegration ,
of the Radical paity was displayed to- ,
day, in the wild wiithings of the l'a- (
citic Railroad rings over the exposures I ,
of a Ctncinuati Radical paper of the ,
conceded corruption in and out of
Congress, in regard to .the granting of
subsidies to Western roads, and in regard
to the attempted sale of lauds
enough to form whole States by the Interior
Department. to certain speculators
for a mere song, These swindles
have been the object of General Grant's
denunciation within and for the whole
of a month past. J hey received attention
in iMr. Washburnc's speech in
t the House, when he admitted that his
party exceeded in corruption and
scoundrels any other party ever born, j
These statements, fortified by proofs, j
a Western correspondent reproduced \
in the paper question. That correspondent
and paper, and the New York Tri
Vmno u-!ii<?h ennied his letter, were
? -~r-? ,
made the victims to-day over whose
shoulders General Grant and 31 r.
Woshburne were lashed in the most. |
abusive aud violent manner by the re- |
taiued senators of the railroad rings
before mentioned. It was an exhibition
which shocked and startled the
maoy Republican leaders who have
sought to give a pause to the rank corruption
characterizing their party on
railroad legislation. For more than two
hours did Harlau, Pomeroy aud Conncss
uDblushingly defend these railroad
grants and land sales which the
President elect has declared will, if!
continued, ruin the Republican party.
Under the pretext of assailing newspapers
which have but sympathized with !
Grant's desire to stop this torrent of'
corruption, these senators foully as
sailed thut representation of the frets
for which Grant has made himself responsible
to the country. The assault
on tlie oatiers uas only a cbver behind
.H ~ r r
which were gathered all the force of
the consolidated rings against the purposes
of the President elect. In vain
did Truuibu!!, Conklingand many oth- |
cr senators try to silence the feud by i
Interruptions of other measures. The ;
railroad senators had their soy out; defended
the swindles of the past and I
quoted them as the r.tts of the party,
and as the acts which would murk its ,
future. I'omcroy says there arc twelve ]
more railroad bills, filled to the brim .
with subsidies, which are to be report- J
cd and passed this session. These sub- j
sidics the best men of the party arc ,
bent on defeating for tlio party's sul- |
?fiL-r> Tirtliiv the irauritlet was
litawia vm?v. -v?V U , ,
throwu down by the railroad Congress- j |
men, that no railroad grants should be j
defeated, but all should be added on to .
the divisions which impeachment, civil
tenure, negro suffrage, financial affair's
rod whiskey thieving are participation j
within the party. t
UNlVF.tt.CAr,, SUFFKACB ANP UNTVER- J
5Ar. Amnesty?The following resnln- |
;inri has been adopted by a meeting (
:om posed of some of the principal eiti
tens of Virginia, representing all parts }
tf the State :
"While the conviction of the under- '
tigued, and, as they believe, of the
acople of Virginia generally, remains J
uichanged that the freed inert of the <
Southern States, in their present nncd
rented conation, arc nut prepared for
he intelligent exercise of the elective i
"ranchise and the performance of other j
u-ifti rmhlir* nffjiirs.
iijuira vuiiuvbivu ?? ?.? j
iiid arc) therefore, nt this time unsafe
lepositorics of political power, yet, in
,'iew of the. verdict of public opinion
ii favor of tlmir bein<; allowed to oxer;ise
the rijrhV of suffrage as cxi>rc.-scd
n the recent elections, the undersigned
ire prepared, and they believe the uiaoriij
of the people of Virginia arc
nvparcd to surrender thcii opposition
o its incorporation into their fundanental
law as an offering on the altar
if peace, and in the hope that union |
md harmony may he restored on the
mis of universal suiFragc and universal
amnesty."
Tt is a little curious to observe with j
vhat intense delight we hear of a re- :
jellion against any (jovcrnincnt, no mat- j j
er what it is or where it is, so it be not I j
lurown. We don't s'op to iurjuirc in v
tlm nlil/inl c rvf ?!><> MI'llll lie II11 if i V* f>0 I
>r chiincos of succors, or whether it is
ikelj" to benefit or ruin those who enraped
in it. If it is only a rebellion j j
igainst a Government, that, is all we ; ,
jsk. It has all our sympathies?all
mr pood wishes?all the help we can
pve it without getting into trouble our elves.
The Fenians in Ireland; the
handful of Cretans starving in hopes
>f overthrowing the Turkish Government;
the Spanish liberalsqvcrthrowing
he ruonarchy; and now the Cubans rejelling
against the Spanish Liberals;
,hey all have the sympathy and encourigenient
of our people. The pravelcnt j
<lea with us ou ' this subject seems to I
jc that itH government is bad and ought !
:o be overthrown, and that we arc bound
>y our principles, our traditions and
jur interests, to help those noble spirits
who rebel against authority anywhere
jr of whatever sort. One would think
tur own experience should teach us the
-r .1- ,u;?
llCCCSSliy 01 SUIJIL" UiSCrillllllUUUIl 111 nils
matter. We insisted that no foreign J
nation should sympathize with our rebhs (
no matter what they might think about
the causes of their rebellion. The
whole thing was none of their business.
Have we any more concern with Crete, |.
or Spain, or Cuba, or Ireland, than
England had with us during our war? 1
JN'cto York Times. 1
Hamburg Deprived of a Municipal
Gc vutN.MF.nt.?While our own
city, Augusta, has just been so fortu-j1
nute in her municipal affairs, our neigh- 1
bors on the other bank of the Savannah . (
have experienced a harder fortune ? 1
Olhcial notification has been given to the j
Clerk of Council in this city that the i
Town Council of Hamburg has "ceased i
h, tin -i Liwlr nnlific " its charter liav- I
IV WW .. , ---
ill}; expired a few days since. According
to Hie provisions of an act passed
by the "loil" Legislature of South Carolina,
defining the athority of County
Coram issoners, the town is placed under
the control of the Commissioners of!
Edgefield County, and has no longer |
any municipal government.
A uf/uvta C/noin'cIe.
An exchange says Jubal Early will
take advantage of l'rcsidcnt .Johnson's
amnesty proclamation and return home .
singing, ' Theyear of Jubal E. is coiue;
icturu ye wandering sinner, home." 1
MYSTERIOUS EXISTENCE.
Among the most extraordinary cast
in medical practico is that of a youn
woman in lirooklyn who has existe
for a number of years in a conditio
that has been called semi-cataleptic
Yet catalepsy is not the word, howevc
qualified, to describe the condition (
this person, because" in her case th
functions of the body are not cntircl
suspended, and the mental faculties r<
main wonderfully active. It is naserte
that she lives on from year to year wit!
out acquiring a morsel of any kind c
solid food.
She has now reached the ageoftwer
fy-threc years, and is almost totall
blind. A correspondent writes thus
"Font wo and a half years she ha9 catc
no food of more subsistence than th
juice of a few grapes at Jong interval:
As umv be imagined, long coiifiaemcn
has wrought for her the reverse or pci
jonftl improvement, but her portraii
taken just before the first attack of dif
jase, or whatever it may be- called, i
that of a pretty, delicate girl. Sh
lies on a bed with her arms drawn uj
ind io such a position that her hand
ire .above her head, If her vision wa
perfect she would not be able to se
her hands conveniently in such a pc
iilion; but nevertheless, she execute
ivith perfeot facility tho most dePcutt
ntricatc and beautiful patterns of em
broidery, selecting the materials an
:he culors, and arranging them withou
issistance. Though deprived of natui
ji'omn sKo eertiiinlv Tioesessed soni
;>ower to prod cc noodle work, tha
my lady skilled in the art, might b
iroud to claim as her own. She excel
n h?r arrangement of flower boqueti
S'onc but the most intimate friends nr
iduiitted to the house, except on rar
jeeasions; but it should bo remarks
hat the ease is constantly and narrow
y watched by several gentlemen of un
mpeachable professional integrity, wb
nrefully note every new development
11 the hojtf of being able at some time
:o detect something that shall affor
hctu a clew to the mystery of theyoun;
woman's existence. Tlierc is no singl
nature of the case that can be particu
arixed as extraordinary; it is one c
uctraordinary combinations*.
vcre attempted to be practiced in on
nstancc, it wou.d not succeed in all.?
I jut there is no motive for deception
he family takes every ^precaution t
ihun publicity?nothing would temp
hem to make an exhibition of the cast
itid it is unly because lliey intelligent!
ippreciatc the great importance of th
Qvcsiigation to medical science, tlia
hey aie willing to admit strangers to
knowledge of that which they right
ully consider sacred to the privacy_c
he family circle."?N. Y Post.
Evangelization of the Worlil:Vt
the annual concert of prayer fo
brcign missions, was held in Park
itrcct church on Sunday evening last
:hc prominent talk was the possibilit
jf evangelizing the whole world in th
present century. A contrast was in
itituted between the ftate of things a
he commencement of this century am
what now exists in relation to Chistian
ty; and the conclusion was ?reachei
;hat, with the present facilities fo
loing the great work of evangclizinj
he world, a four-fold increase of mei
ind means would be sufficient to secur
lie triumph of Christianity over tli
mtire world. That is, it was consid
? -ii . - t._: D
2rctl pOSSlUK! 10 urillji uxury J. aiiiiii uin
inti-Ohristian nation in the world unde
lie pervading influence of Christianit
n thirty years, provided the incrcas
)f men and means was four-fold wha
ire now employed, and the rate of iin
provment which has marked the firs
two-thirds of the century should eontin
jc during the last third-of the century
Huston Traveller
Arkansas continues to be in a tcrri
aly unsettled condition. Governor Clay
ton has matters all his own way, am
has inaugurated a complete'reign ?
terror throughout the State. Eacl
recurring day brings a fresh tale o
eutrages committed by the rufhanl
militia. The people arc flying in al
directions from the terrible infliction
and the universal terror which prevail
is said to be truly heart rending. Th
cotton fields in many districts ar
totally deserted by the field band-i, wh
have been seduced or intimidated iut
the ranks of Emperor Clayton's "gram
army." Miles upon miles of cotton re
main unpicked in the fields?literal!
going to ruin?which, in New Yor!
today, would bring tweoty-seven and
half cents per pound. A Memphi
paper says that city is crowded wit
refugee.*; and every man that arrive
can tell his particular talc of outrage
and murder, and rap'ne, and plundei
This man Clayton and his brutal mo
must i e checked, or the Arkansas pre
blcin will be more difficult of solutio
as the official career of the amiabl
Clayton is prolonged. ,
Tint Foreign-grown Cotton.There
fa no question at present ofgieai
18 er importance to the people of th
? South than the attompta which arc bein
mado in various parts of the globe t
" increase the growth of cotton. Shoul
* peaco '"be preserved, with an nverag
amount of prosperity secure, and tb
} present growth of cotton not be sue
e denly increased, a higher rcntunerativ
v - in, ?u.ui.. fn? ?ltni
* priCO, Will pruuauijr JJIt.iill IV> nvm
j time, iwhich will speedily make fh
Southern Spates wcaltliy and prosperous
'* Notwithstanding the grent efforts whic
have been and are being put forth i
variofflfljoarters of the globe, ossiste
'* by British capital, the upland crop c
y theSoiith is immeasurably in advanc
" of tho growth elsewhere. In the Ion;
n staple';.qualities, the Egyptians ruis
c largely of a kind equal to our commoi
5" spa isfcrn-js, but the short stapleof Iudi
bfcars'ntFcompariaoo to our upland de
scriptions. Cotton-growers and met
' chants in the trade watch with raitcl
!* interest from year to year the facts a
8 they arise in reference to this question
0 and an examination of the article prowi
' elsewhere has for them an attractioi
8 which outsiders will not appreciate.?
3 James II. Taylor, Esq., of the firm o
e Geo. W. Wiliiatns & Co., of this city
^ has obtaioed the largest number of apt
3 ciiucnsol foreign cottou tnac nas Dee
'our opportunity tounspcct, and amon
'j them are Pcrnaras, Ilaraiba, Maceic
Ceara, Santos, Bihia, and others, fror
BruzilfPeruvinn, Carthagenia, Laguara
Smyrna, Egyptian, African, Dhollcrali
e Oiurawuttcc, Madras, and others frou
India. Tlicre ?ffas also a fine spcciine
0 oflong.staple grown on the Island o
s Autigaa. The samples from Soutl
' America were generally clean but o
c inferior staple, but the specimens o
? East India growth were very poor hot
J in strength of fibre and preparation
and could ooly be compared to the low
'* est grades of American cotton. Th
0 specimen that was marked "African
h came noarcst to the product of the Soutli
. and might easily have been taken lb
American uplands. These samples ar
5 worthy a close inspection by all wh
0 haVo at* iutorest in the staple.
' ' . t/iarlcvh.i Courier
y*
^ "^B^lW^zrvrousr-^AiJiiorrSwrs
I)LE.?Sonic months ago two youn
men opened a store in one of the prii
' cipal business thoroughfares of this city
11 \vith a large stock of goods, and a gran
' j display generally. The business wa
'' that of tea, ami down the spnciou
^ store there ranged long rows of te
^ chests, and windows were replete wit
! samples of fine Oolong. Souchong
a Young and Old Hyson, Japan, &c. Th
j. flrm seemed prosperous. They mad
' their purchases of the proniuent wholi
sale houses in this city, who gave thei
credit, and the amount of goods pui
chased was large.
r They had u trade in the country, am
boxes of tea were seen leaving the stor
' every day by express and freight fc
^ the rural dealers. fStill the long lino c
c tea chests smiled complacently upo
' the looker-in upon the scene of scemin,
, thrift and commendable industry. Th
debts of the firm were d aily growin;
larger and larger, and stilf the whole
sale houses, having the strongest fuit
r in their integrity and ability to pay
3 trusted them more and more J3u
1 there must sooner or later come a da
e of reekoniug to all.
G
A day or two since a hill of one c
j the wholesale houses fell due, and i
was presented at the dtsk of the te
r firm, when the collector was^ cooll,
y informed that the firm to whom th
? bill was made out had no legal existence
having sold out to the present propric
* tors some two weeks pjnee. Here wa
an eye-opener indeed, and the clerl
hastened back to inform his employer.
that the great tea house of J
, with their rows of chests am
caddies, their flaming doorpost and tin
tels, their monstrous T's and scarlc
* trimmings generally, were non est?
J were gone up?in fact "buUed."
f Hack hastened the business man o
I the wholesale firm, to find that hi
double ofanother house was on the spo
* astounded to learn that things were a
y they were. A consultation was held
II and they again being assured by tin
i, "gentlemanly and urbane" proprieto
s of the establishment that the previou;
c firm had sold out to him and left fo
c where he knew not, it was determined t<
o sieze the goods in the store. And hen
o comes the best pirt of the story.
J The boxes of tea?those long row?
! with tho startling appearance of iiu
y ! mcnso business,?when opened wen
I: J found to contain, not tine Japan anc
n Young Hyson, not the leaf from whicl
3 is distilled intoxicating Gunpowder am
h English Ureakfast, nor the amber-col
s orcd juiccsof finperial or Oolong?nom
s, of these?but the most common of corn
\ mou sawdust. The present owner o
b ; Hie sawdust, tea chests, and the goot
? j will of the former firm, says he came inti
n | power upon notes held by him and thi
el payments of large sums of money.
\'itiviriiu> Jnumrtl.
I
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Eloquent Extract.?Writing of
t- the closing scenes in the history of (Ten.
c Lee'a army, J. Quitman Mcore, Esq.,
g thus thrills a chord that will vibrate
o forever?thus bequeaths a gem to the
J literature of the South :
o ' There stood the mournful remnants
e of that once glorious army that had dipI
ped its conquering banners in the crime
son tide of eight and Cwcnty sanguinary
c battles, and strewn its heroic slain from
e the feet of the Pennsylvania mountains
i. to the gate of our owri capital city; that
h had given Manassas to Beauregard, and
n twined the fame of the Seven Pines'
d battle in the laurel wreath of Johnston;>1'
that had caused the waters of Shcnane
doah etcrriallv to tnurmcr the name of
_ ^
g Stonewall Jackson, and stretching its
c right arm out to the distant West, had
n planted victory upon the dfooping bana
ners of Brngg; that had witnessed four
i- gigantic campaigns, and through all
' their shifting and tragic scenes and
li under all difficulties and dangers, had
s remained steadfast to the last. Ai.d
, after having witnessed the rising of
a the Southern constellation as it loomi
cd up brightly on the horizon of
- war, pursuing to its splendid zenith the
>f fiery oath of Mars, now beheld, not unmoved,
its declining spendors going
i- down in the gloom of eternal night.?
u And he, its illustrious chief, whose
g i lofty plume was ever its*allying point
i, | in battle, and round whom its affections
n | warmly clustered, now commending it
l. i for its nast devotion, bade adieu forev
' K - /
i, er. Slowly and sadly he rode from that
n mournful field, and the cause that he
n fought for was beneath the foot of powf
cr. Few were the eyes that grew not
i : moist at witnessing that departure. It
I" j was the agony of a great cause finding
f | expression in the sublime soul of its
h I great defender. And though that cause
i,, be dead, yet will its memory continue
r- i to live, and ever honored will those
e names that sacrificed at its alters. And
" j on the scroll of no fame no name among
t,. the list of worthies shall shine in a
r purer or more resplendent light than
c ! that of Robert Edmund Lee. His nan.o
o will be placed by the side of those of
| the great captuius of history?of MarlI
borough and Saxe, of Tilly and Euger.c;
and as long as the fame of the Southern
i. 'struggle shall linger, will be cherished
g by the deseendents of the Southern
i- race; while his character will stand up
r, I in the twilight of history like some
(1 ; grand old eathcdral, lilting itself in
is imperishable beauty above the objects
j of earth, majestic in its vast propora
; tions, awful in its solemn statclincss,
h I sublime iu its severe simplicity.
r
c Tnisn Tknants and Landlords.?
c i Ejectment notices arc required to be
>- | served in Ireland under the protection
11 1 of a large force of the police. At a rer-1
cent trial an account was given of the
j extraordinary proceedings adopted to
d remove the tenants on the property of
c . Archdeacon Jlutson, near liallinasloc.
ir j An attempt to serve the notices having
if ou a previous occasion been resisted, a
n body of eighty constables, under tbedirr
rcction of a magistrate, repaired to the
e lands. After an ineffectual attempt to
g induce the people to permit the notices
i- ! to be served, the bailiff and under-agent
h ' went forward to affix them to.thc doors
, | of the tenants' houses, under the proit
-lection of a number of the police, and
y ; were instantly assailed by a mob of
j several hundred persons, the men
if throwing stones and the women "tubs
t of filth and lime in a liquid state."?
a There wero cries that they would make
y it another Scully affair. Scully, it will
e , be recollected was killed by a mob
>- ! while endeavoring to serve notices.?
>. The undcr-agent and head nonstable
s were severely beaten. Ultimately the
h notices wcro nailed on the houses, the
s whole body of the police being neccssat.
ry to drive the people back. The tcnJ
j ants assert that their landlord wished
. | to change the arrangement about the
t j letting, and to charge them thirty shil
i lings an acre for a bog they reclaimed,
! and had before held rent ficc.
fj
?I The civil war which has been ra1
ging in Japan since the beginning of
i the year 1SG8 is at an end. Prince
c! Aidscn, the most powerful among the
r 1 Northern Daimois, who, after the res.
signation of the Tycoon, continued the
r i war on his own account, concluded a
j, capitulation with the Mikado on the
2 j (Jtii of November. The authority of
I the young Mikado, who has recently
, j become of age, is now recognized
j throughout the country. Henceforth
3 the Mikado will be tho actual as well
I as the nominal ruler. Yoddo, which
i j heretofore has been the residence of
II tho Tycoon, will now be the residence
- of the Mikado and capital of the Emj
pirc. Strong assurances have already
- been given to the foreign treaties will
f be strictly observed. Several forcign1
ers, will fill high positions under the
>' new Government. The abolition of the
2 j Tjeoonate and the establishment of a
I regular form of government, rnay.becon1
sidercd as necessary reforms.
VARIETY. !
Anecdote of Thos. F. Marshall.
The Hon. Thomas F. Marshall, of Ken*
tucky, once a prince of good fellows*
was defending a man charged with trrar- .
der in Jessamine county, Judge Lusk
presiding. The testimony against the ,
prisoner was strong, and Tom struggled
hard on the cross-examination, but to
little or no purpose, for the old Judge
was inflexible in his determination to
rule out all improper testimony'offered i
on the part of the difense. At last Tost {
worked himself into a high state of ex
citcment, and remarked that . "Jesus
Christ was convicted dpon just suchlings
of the court that tried him.",
"Plcrk," said the Judge, "enter into
a fine of ten dollars against Mr. Mar*
shall."
"Well, this is the .first time I ever
heard of anybody being fined &r?abu- ,
sing Pontius Pipte," was the quick response
of Tom. " :;1
Hero the Judge became very iudig* >
nant, and ordeied the clerk to enter
another fine of twenty dollar*. Ut
Tom arose with that peculiar mirthprovoking
expression that no one can
imitate, and addressed the court with
as much gravity as circumstances would
permit, as follows:
"If your Honor pleases, as a good .
citizen, I feel bound to obey the order
of this court, and intend to do so in
this instance; but as I don't happen to have
thirty dollars abont me, I shall be
compelled to borrow it from some friend,
and, as I see no one present whose confidence
and friendship I have so long
eojoye 1 as your Honor's, I make no hea*
itation in asking the small favor of a
r . i 1 " aLw. A
lew (lays ioaa 10 square up me amount:
of the fines that you hare caused the
the clerk to entct against me."
This was a stumper. The Judge
looked at Tom, and then at the clerk,
and finally said:
''Clerk, remit Mr. Marshall's fines :
the State is better able to lose thirty
dollars than I am."
:?at
FlyinoFeet and Fantastic Tom.
?The New York Ilerald says the fair
beauty of that city is in the oir.theso
nights, whirling on fantastic toes that
keep thp delirious measure of dance mu*
sic. TfrerirarepStfflo Mils in wwrf
hall' of crery society and private balw
ia every other house. So many exquis-'
itcly beautiful feet as are making the *
mazes on ball-room floors' in Gotham
any of these nights, cannot be seen
elsewhere in the world.
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Words for Boys to Kkmenbsr.
?Liberty is the right to do whatevet
you wish without interfering With tbn
rights of others. ' o
Save your money, nnd yoa will find:
it one of the most useful friends*
Never give trouble to your mother
or father.
Take care of your pennies sad they
will grow to be dollars.
Intemperance is the cause of nearly:
all the trouble in this world; beware of
strong drinlc. V" .
The poorest boy, if he be industrious,
honest and saving, may reach the highest
honor in the land.
Never be cruel to a dumb aoimal;
remember that it has no power to tell
how much it suffers.
A Pistol-plant.?A few evenings
ago, the librarian of the Long Island
Historical Society was startled by the,
report of a pistol in the book alcoves.
He made search, but discovered nothing,
and at the time no other person
was in the rooms. Tbe next day the
assistant librarian heard a similar report,
and a closo investigation revealed
the cause. An exhibitor had placed id
the room a case of tropical plants, *
l:_I .1. 4
among which was wie piaioi-piam, wuicu
is a sort of nut. At a certain stage of
its growth, the shell of this bursts-with
viMoncc, and with a sharp sound exactly
resembling the report of a pistol.
The shivered shells of these were found'
in the bottom of the case.
One peculiarity of the Chinamen in
in California is, that they never walk if
they can by any means procure a ride.
Another peculiarity, is, that as soon as
they get rich they go home and gamble
away what they have made, and then
return to get more.
Body-snatching is going on in Washington,
and queerly enough, one Burke
is the lender. The negroes arc afraid
to be out after dark, Jest the doctors
catch them and make them up into
medicines, as they believe.
A Boston journal, the Commonwealth,
makes a rather exaggerated
[ statement that every afternoon after 3
nVlnnk onnvA twelve or fifteen United
States Senators ore so drunk that they
arc unable to attend to their business. .1;
liny and straw are so high in Montreal
that owners of horses are tsing
sawdust for beddiog. and oarrots for
lood.