THE CHERAW GAZETTE.
CHERAW, SOUTH-CAROLTN A, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 1857. NUMBER 34.
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tide roll. ?, tlie liJe
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rJSn ?u?l borne long e.
^ By tbit rwioUeH tide. * " ft
Tie tide rails on?the ?olJier'e ty . j
Grows dins beneath it* swell 1
v The echolsr shnns the mvs ic lore
That he has loved so well;
The monarch pots the erowu usuda, -v
And labor* weary .lave, m
Itejoicwe that his limbs will know 31
Tlie quiet of the grsve. vl
The tide rolls on?like summer brook ft
.It glidetii to the sad ; tl
But like dark winter's angry tide t<
*i It rashes to the glad, n<
Worn kingly hall and lowly cot,
From battle field and hearth, |j
It tweepe into oblivion'# tea, H
The dwellers on the rarth, . .' ?
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Ru!I ou. thou dark And turtu] ware, ,j
Tbou cans t not beer away g
? seas 3 a# t Ita aiu) I.UAWA
*HV ?cwi? v? |wvy buv #* ??? q
Tb*t kuowelli not decay. j(
Tboogb fierce may ruth thy billows' a:rife, jj(
Though deep thy current be, 0|
Still fuith (ball lift her beAcoD high n
And guide us through the sea. ^
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THEY AEt GONE?ALL GONE. 0
All eUe bow changed 1 for another race
Mow live ?nd die in the rtd man's place, ti
A?d the tall young brave with hie martial tread, W
And the prophet old with boary head, if
And the noble chief with hie brow of care, b
And the youthful maid with her raven hair, A
They^re gone, all gone, and are all at rest,
Mfotfrlh# mouldering sod on the valley's breast* t)
Tbn^Agone, all gone, from their native shore, h
AjJjPl woods shall ring with their abonts no
Fre^^re shady grove by the river aide, .
Where the lever sued for his doakv bride. 61
From tbe pur hog brook in the woody glade, "
Where the young peppooee in tbe water played, . *
From the rocky hill and the aandy monad, 8
from the heating field and the fisning ground, n
With the frightened deer and the timid fawn, ?,
From tbe foreet home they ere gone, all gone.
They are goo* all gone, end the tattling oar ^
Boll* over the moond where their ashes are, &
And the lab'rer leant on hi* earth worn spade, &
To sigh at the havoe his work baa made. _
Far the mouldering bones lie scattered around, g)
lake tbe dead .exhumed from a burial ground,
Aad he stoops and takes with bis horny hand, c
A raven treesikotn the mouldering sand. n
They are gon^ all gone, aad the erieketa siag, j(
On their lonely graves to the sunny spring,
And the enekoo moans in tbe shady wood, tl
rVw tha iWort annt akara ika mif uram atA*rl
Aad the Jaybird scream* from the distent hill, p
To titt plaintive notes of the W hippo will, 5
TNhile the waters moan as they hurry on, e
And the night wind sighs, M they are gone?all cl
font." . n
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* Wsll, we lire in a wordrons age, o
And ' go ahead' is all the rage; it
No place but what by magic wire g
J? jutt at nigh at though 'Itetre nighfr." t!
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From the Sumter Watchman. '
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OUR OLD TOWNSMAN.
A VILLAGE TRADITION. f
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BY J. WITHEHIPOOIf EIVIK. .
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CHAPTER L a
It has been many long years ago?though *
; seems as if it were only yesterday?since r
sat in my accustomed aeat in the Tillage r
Lurch, where ao many happy hours of U?J
ourg life were spent. 4
Yeara?many years?years of wearineu c
nd of paio have down over my head since ^
ged has been gathered in "like a shock .
I corn Cometh in faU seasonthe streog
lan has oeaaed from his labors and the
urdeced sleep " where the weary are at J
est." The beautiful too hare faded away [
ke the flowers which year after year spring *
p on the same spot, and bloom and wither \
nd die. I
la looking aroao# opon the eongrega* a
ion gathered in the Tillage church, new 0
oa Strang* isces meet ma in piace ot
bote I knew so well in by-gone years.? a
low and then 1 can trace on the features r
f some blooming yoong maiden, a shadowy l
Bsemblanoe, to the beauties that lived a f,
eberatioD or two ago; bet all that I loved, t|
H that I knew??ave perhaps one or 0
f roy own generation who are now almost ?
Grangers to u*o?bare passed away like c
otomn's lesvee. A
The old oharch Itself, the grey tomb ?
?De* <w which/ in boyhood, I loved to sit \
n still Sabbath mornings,vid the gnarled a
Id o&fcs, (hat interlock? their limbs above ii
iy bead In* whatever dircettqh 1 gase, are 1,
leonfj famiHiar objects that meet my eye r
? glance around aadlv admonishes me that ?
need pot seek the. friends and com pan)
js of my childhood she homes of the f<
ying. N?i t^eir oamfr are ootlptared .1
ere on the prime-looking slabs and the c
ag stones aiound, "hick speak volomee r
> nay o\< n heart 6f the vanity of human a
fe, and the no'.hing iesa of human affec- v
otts. 1 have heard many an eloquent aer. w
iob from ponder aofltty cushioned pulpit, a
at the eloquence of tho silent marble tl
-here the names ot our childhood's friends U
ro written, beggars the eloquence of man. ri
3ie>ilk?yl are "crjriwr aloud as if to the last In
tan who wanders like a strHn^ew&pon the V
a-tb. The names ot acquaintances and a
iends meet me at every turn, appealing fi
> my heart as glad faces and bright eyes b
<e up in memories around me. ti
"SALLIE WINTER."
How familiar that name to my eats; *
et hundreds have road it and pasted on n
ilb a careless indifference which almost
stonishes me. To me, it is a household 0
ord?aye it is something more. 3
I remember her as she stood before me 0
?rty years ago, and little did I then think
tat at sixty 1 should return as a stranger e'
> my own nome, ana reaa mat tarn mar v
sine chiseled oat opon the eold marble! f<
I am no sentimentalist, yet 1 can scarce- tl
t forbear a word of reproof to the careless tl
(ranger who treads heedlessly opon her *
r ire. - e
Forty years ago she was the pride ot the
iUage and the flower of the good pastor's r<
ock. She was "the bright particular star" fi
f a congregation where beauty was the o
eritage of many. The old Idoked upon v
er with pride and admiration, the young ?
f her own sex with good will and kind* tl
ess undiminished by her personal superi* a
r to themselves, while not a few suitors t;
ironged about her to enjoy the sunshine ?
f her faror and smiles. c
01 that the beautiful -most perish and ?
tat the lovely must fade. What a home a
'ooid this earth of ours be, if the fairy be*
igs that smile on us here were untouehed tl
r sorrow or blight or death: If*?like their tl
flections?they knew no age or decaj^ *
I bare looked on many a brow of beau- ?
f since the heyday of youth, and many a tl
>vely form baa eroiaed my path lince o
len. bnt my eyes never rested upon so P
eautifal a vision as was Sallie Winter, b
rhen I looked upon her in her twentieth h
amraer. Jest of the medium height and y
lodeled like a Venus, with every limb full *
nd beautifully rounded, she was the most *
raeoful and attraotive creature that ever f
jBted upon our earth. Her features were s
f the purest type of classic beauty, soft, ii
loquent and expressive, and her rosy lips *
^ere parted in a smile, how perfect was *
is beauty of her pearly teeth! On her soft f<
nd dimpled shoulders descended in natnr* c
I ringlets a cloud of flaxen tresses, casting e
oft shadow upon her beautiful neck that d
semed chiseled from pariao marble, so a
erfect was its beauty ancr so pure its a
omplexion. Her form was that of a Ye o
us, but ber gentle blue eyes shadowed by d
>ng silken lashes betrayed in their glance p
lat retiring modesty and lovely purity of c
lought of which the perfect beauty of wo>an
is itselt but the symbol. Her face a
urely Grecian in its contour, was indeed
eautifui beyond the power of language to h
xpress. I remember well, upon one arm i
he wore a bracelet gleaming with a ooro
al of bright diamonds and rubies. It must, t
ave been a costly gem, but I thought not 1
f that then ; I only remember that when >
* cold glitter attracted my glance, my 1
aze rested not upon the bauble, but upon I
he full beautiful arm of parian beauty ta- 1
wring down to a delicate wrist that an in- tifo
ant might almdkt span. * hit
Sallie was no atrangor to mo. She did Ha
k>t burst npon me for tbo first timo in the ths
all splendor of ber beanty, bet the dazzled ten
no none tbe lws. We bad been playmates of I
rom childhood-?alas, alas! with what pain ed
write these words,-since I have looked trai
ipon her tomb 1?and in troth her beanti* am
ul face waa one of the earliest among my ty <
ecollections. We bad grown op together ed?
ind oar early intimacy bat opened the dro
raj, in matnrer years, for an attachment itu
nore close and strong than that of ordina- *?
y friendship. old
She was an only ehild, much petted and of 1
.dmired but good influences ware MM*
>pe rating to preaerve Her irom too conse-1
[ueneea of the overweening attachment to*
which generally ruin* the tempera, and de P
mew nothing^ At the period ofmy-earli t
recollection*, they wore resident* of otr om;
iliage, which to me waa Uoumoont to 8ca
heir bating redded there from the time ot oaei
be flood, to whieh epoch I internally refered
II thing* which took place before my own *4
ley. Her mother waa a meek quiet and ?f*
aelancholly woman, who aeidem smiled,
ndwhoee affections * earned centered up- fr01
n her yonng daughter.
When a child I waa frequently a visitor *'h
t their reaidence, whieh wae a lonely and
etired house on the oitakirta of onr vii- *1?
ige, large and roomy, plainly hot well dro
iraiahed, where aH the Inmates, exocpt
he beautiful jorng Sallie, spoke to eaoh th*
ther in undertones. Bet for her, the old
sanrion would bate been as gloomy as the *?c
horebyard, where, aiaa! she now lies. A 'et
aaiden aunt by whom i wae brought ep, c0?
re* on term* cf greater Intimacy with Mrs.
Vinter than any others of oar townsfolk, rH
ad It ?ra* to this csose alooe thst I was
idebted for my frequent tidu to the femi- w?
p. The reserve of 'be household, their '
etired habits,and the gloom that surround- **
d them, caused th? rillsgers generally to * !
tp aloof; and aa the fair Smile had bot
?W playmates among girla of her own age, J*
was made doubly welcome, end eooo beamo
as much attached to her a* 4 near A*
elatire or a brother Eyen her sad hhd
Hsnt mother was cheered by m> frequent
i?its, and never framed to enjoy herself so J*']
rell as when Sallie and I were playing
round bcr. We roamed at will tbraugh
he whole house, making the gloomy place c<"
H.bl. ??.- ?J me
us. *
f-ilia nlAninii whifan jBW IV? Ofi^
trange and silent man, Who with folded 1
rmi paced .op and down in solitude apart c$
rom hi* faruilv, generally in aome cham* 'he
erofthe booae where no one eoold in- ' ?
mde upon his privacy. Bat Seliie tod I *h
ad learned to regard bia pretence aa little w!
a that of some of the antiqae articles of y '
irniture that decorated the room whieh he fro!
lost frequented. Oar noise seemed never "*
3 reach his ears, and only on one or two ^
ccaaiona ean I remember that he ever bftc
anted in his solitary promenade to notice J
s in oar plar. He always dressed plain* *?e
f, and, as well as 1 remember, somewhat Mr
oarsely. Hta face was ever shaded by a Tft
rbite bioad brimmed hat, tnaeh the worse n<*
jr wear, which so concealed hi* featnrea ?n(
hat it was seldom I obtained a glance at 'e0
be booked nose and the quiet grey eye that bal
ratched beneath its broad brim. He atoop' **
d much in his gait, and though be seemed
omewhat of a feeble frame, there waa a lhc
rgolarfty and precision in his step, and a 0UI
rron'ess in hit slow, resolute tread that at 86r
nee challenged observation. Yon felt
rhile be was approaching yoa, that there e01
rat something mysterious In his air, and ?e!
jat as slow as his paee appeared, he waa 4UI
dvancing upon you with a strange oeleri
jr. He was always associ tted io ray mind
rith a silent mansion and the gloomy
hurchyard, for these were the only plaees ,er
rhere I ever met him. Aa regularly at the u-v,
abbath bell was tolling its last peal, bis
lonebed hat eonld be seen advancing along f*1
lie narrow and well wom walk that led to ,l'
lie door of the eborch. Quiet and iraob* anl
rastve, and with a certain air of meekness "ei
nd yet of dignity about him,"" he sought "D
be acquaintance and shunned the notice
f no one. Some said that he was very ra*
oor, and that poverty and toil bad broken
is spirit and deadened bis sensibility. He de'
ad the sympathy and good wishes of all,
et no one introded upon his privacy or
ought to enter within the pale of that reerve
which he had thrown around himself. tro
le was sn exaet man in all his dealings* P
crupulously honest himself and moderate 8el
i his expenditures, but bis table was al- ?a<
rays supplied with every luxury. So far a8'
s mete outward show was concerned, no ?')
unity in the village enjoying a moderate
ompetency could live more plainly. The m0
;ood goaaips of the village at last made the vei
liscovery that he was a benevolent man, f
,nd perhaps a pious one, for in spite of his
pparent poverty and unsociability, he had tl0|
m various occasions, as was accidentally
liscovered, made liberal donations to the fin
lastor of bis church in an unostentatious te<
nanner, and desjgned to escape notoriety. vill
Only on one occasion had this taciturn tbe
iUu quiet man been known to forget bis wfa
ilent and sedate character and permit cic
limself to be hurried away by his feel" arc
ngs. th<
A blustering young man well known in pa
be community for bis frequent brawls and to
lis inc'ifference to the feelings of others, ty
vhile passing along the street jostled rude- M"
y against bun The broad brimmed white tni
lat was in an instant thrown back upon thi
Winter's brow, and raising himself erect rif
stood eon fronting tbe joaog man with
terrible gray eye flred with wrath
atily matching op piece of timber
t ley epon tbe eide'walk, and otterioga
rible oath in a tone that made the blood
ill who heard bim ran cold, be advaucapon
his yoonger antagonist who re
ited before him. 1 he air of strength
I -1? ? iiL .._.I
I i^'rjuui wiui wuiuu iuc uouai
quiet old man seemed suddenly endows
presented a striking .contrast to the
opiiw gait and dejected air whieh nab
illy characterised him. He stood like
giant before his startled antago
I cowerpd under the terrible glance
\rj eye. So greatly enraged was
nd so prodigious the power which
isted in this sudden rencounter,
not s number of bystanders
interfered, he would bare muiautagonlst
on tbo spot It retheir
strength to restrain him
lost abject apologies of the young
had awakened bis wrath were
rafficleut to appease his resent*
tjjength with a cold smile of con
turned off and proceeded on bis
almly as if nothing had occurred,
he broad brim of his bearer over
ace and qniet and meek features,
ib every trace of anger and redeparted
as suddenly as it had
who saw him paoiog leisurely
uoment after the occurrence, with
shoulders and seemingly feeble
td scarcely persuade themselves
is the same man who had so latebefore
(bom with flashing eyes
and dilated form, whose hercuigth
a number of strong men
vfeely equal. From that day men
him wjth less of pity and more ol
ind when he appeared on the
was treated with a consideration
ssed him to smile.
iLrMiMntIv rVila ilLnt and rrlnomv man
i Ibsent for month*, attending, aa wai
fftto some mercantile estabHihment in
ieb be had ad interest, in some of 001
ithern lea-board cities. At one timt
mor spoke of It as a drag store at St
gustine, at another aa a tobacco ware.
us at Mobile or New Orleans, and atil
dn be waa said to be a partner in i
ft establishment at Havana. No one
>w with exactness the kind of bosiuosi
fvhiol he was engaged, bot all men spoki
nmisseratingly of the poverty whici
da it oeeessarj for him so frequently tc
>pot himself from home for the suppori
foJiroily.
irygmrpaMeu !un uaiuu swimm uu
ne more reserved in her demeanor, bui
re was still the same hindness'and af
lion, differently manifested however
jch bad marked our early intercourse
s no longer roamed about over the lonelouse
bat ander the rastie arbor in the
tit yard or in the small comfortable anc
II furnished parlor, we enjoyed many i
: a iete, to whieb my memory now. rani
:k as the hsppiest portion of my life.
Is 1 approached the age of manhood
more protracted became the pei iods o
. Winter's absence from hit family. fl<
now seldom at home for a longer pe.
i than two or three months of the year
I was the same taciturn gloomy and si.
tman as when I first remembered him
iff imagined I could at times detect hit
tcnioi eyes unectea who a gianc* o
isfkotion towards Sallie and myself, ai
ugh he divined and folly appioved o
Heelings towards each other. The olc
lUeman seldom spoke to bis daughter it
presence, bat at times I could hear bin;
iversing with her in tones so kind anc
itle, and so different from the short
ck and sharp manner in which he wat
nt to addraas ail others, that I internally
ssed him for the affection whiob he lav
ed upon one so beautiful, and far toe
nitive to live in any other than the suu
atmosphere of love and kindnesa
rhe affection of a stern and cold term
?d man is like water from a flinty rock
I the more gratefnl because of the pleas
t surprise which it excites. The fresh,
a which it spreads around may not ex
d far, hot bow agreeable and striking itt
itrast, with the desolate waste, the bar
ntand, ami the sterile rocks in the raids
irhich it sparkles, a " Diamond cf th<
art."
Of suoh a nature was the affection o
stern old man for his daughter; anc
Hie loved him with an almost idoia
is devotion. She often spoke to me it
fcof her father, sometimes, too, apolo'
llj as though she feared that 1, too
i imbibed some of those prejudice)
liust him, which his mysterious tnannei
life and bis strange reserve were so wel
eulated to engender in strangers; bu
ire often she spoke in terms of dee[
leration for a character, which, wbatev
faults or eccentricities might attach t<
ever exhibited itself as kind and affeo
?? ? Kornnd all nriil* _i/t hflriAlf.
Time flew on and I reaohed my twAnty
it year while Sallie was just in her nine
mth summer. She was the belle of on
[age, aa beautiful as an hourie, and woi
i lore and esteem of all. Even thou
10 looked with an unfriendly or suspi
>os eye upon her father, sought to mak
lends for their ungraciousness toward
i parent, by an exeess of kindness am
rtiality towards the daughter, sufficien
have turned the bead of one not thorough
proof against the allurements of flattery
soy suitors were at hei feet but sh
rned from tbem all, remembering onl,
3 friendship of her childhood which ha
ened into love, fler strange old tsiro bt
traved unusual emotion whefl I approach*
ed him on the aobjeet of my marriage with
his daughter*
44 Take ber, Harry,* answered he, with a
sigh, "and may yod do well (I believe you
will 1 She has been a good angel to me
and sha will not fail to be devoted anJ true
to you, and eneoarage you in the path of
usefulness and honor. She will have an
ample .fortune?more than sufficient for all
your wants. It baa been won at a great
sacrifice?greater than yon can dream of.
Take it and ber; and, boy, be hied?be
kind to ber! She is well worthy of a king!
1 am pleased and gratified. Ifroy life is
i now suddenly cat short t will have the
satisfaction of knowing that Sallie has a
protector worthy of her. I have watched
your character from childhood and I like
yon well."
On the next day, Mr, Winter left his
home, to be absent for some months, as
was bis wont, attending to the toilsome
basiness which occupied so much of bis
time,
I endeavored earnestly to prevail npon
! Sallie to appoint a day for onr marriage,
> bnt she was firm in her determination to
await the return of ber father before taking
> a step in whieh bis feelings were so much
interested. It was bat nattfral that she
should desire his presence at oar noptials,
and 1 bad no other resource than to await
bis return, an event wbieh would not perhaps
take place before the Christmas boll-*
1 days. It was now the close of September,
1 and I resolved to see .some little of the
world during the month or two of painful
1 suspense before me.
[concluded next week.}
r MISCELLANEOUS. '
r .-la-r^Y.-wpn^n-innn-ty^YVLvatgcscsesto
Cnltnrc of the Melon.
i There is no troll that enters so largely
i into the daily consumption of onr people as
i th? melon, end none that seems to be so
r littly undrrstood or appreciated id Its
> onlture, A fine flavored water or maek
melon should not be planted within one
> hundred yards oi any other melon, or any
I of tbe melon family. Gourds, squashes or
t cucumbers should never be planted in the
> same garden or field with melons, for the
> volatile nature ot the pollen of each will
> mix, making hybirds of the next generation,
i giving tbe melon a goordy, squashy flavor,
> and softening tbe shell of the gourd. Tbe
t melon delights in a sandy soil, and to have
them in their greatest perfection, tbe groond
* V..iiulU Uu tKtifjt f tLiuJyj putyuM pluweih1
t The hills should be about ten feet apart.
The watermelon vine is very subject to in?
i jury from water; heavy and long continue
. ed tains give tbe vines the appearance of
having been scalded, hence the necessity
> of planting on hills instead of on a level.
I Holes should be excavated and filled with
i well rotted manure, with a mound made
* over the manure at least twelve inches
higher iu the centre than on the outside;
I on the eentre of this mound, plant the seed,
f plant some six or eight, and when they
i have four leaves, ihin out to three plants
in a bill. As the vines begin to run,
, branch and bloom, pinch out the terminal
bud, which will throw tbe whole vigor of
. tbe vino into the young fruit just set; as
i tbe fruit increases in size, take off all but
f one to a branch, ar.d allow but one melon
> to ripen on one branch vine.
An ovorloaded melon vine will produce
1 but inferior fruit. Tbe cultivator should
1 bear in mind that the roots of melons ran
' just as fast and far as tbe vine extends, and
' that the practice of laying back the vines
' over the hills and plowing deeply between
l .l- l:ii- : tku
uitj uiiib, is very iiijui iuui iu mo uiv/p. A uv
melon ground cannot be broken loo deep
before the vines begin to run, but it is a
* positive injury to the vine for the plow to
go three inches below the surface, over
which the vine has already run. Great
' care should be taken in handling the vines
* when working among them with the hoe.
' For every tendril broken or bruised on the
' vine, the fruit is retarded in its maturity.
Keep the ground clean around the vines,
' and as fast as the vine elongates a branch,
' peg it down, so that the winds may not
1 blow them about and break them. If the
5 striped bug^s troublesome, mix One portion
of guano to tv o of gypsum, and duet over
J the vine when tbq dew is on?the bugs will
' quickly depart
Tho first melons that set on the vine will
mature in four weeks from (be time of the
setting. The second settings in about
[ three weeks. As the season advances,
they will mature in less than three weeks.
I Fine crops of melons are made bj using
t brush for the vines to run on, and cling to.
The seed of the first melon that ripens
should be saved for the next season's plantJ
ing, provided it grew where no other mem
bor of the melon family could impregnate
it.?Cotton Planter and Soil.
THE LOVER TO HIS BETROTHEB.
r The hills do kins the sky, love,
l The rippling waves the shore 1
9 And there are lips that I, love,
May hope to kias once more.
e
s The skies embrace inc sea, lore i
d The seas embrace the earth !
t In this embrace, e'en thee, love,
l* I hope to olaBp tby worth,
r,
e The stars have wed with night, love,
y Witlftay hath wed the sun I
d But I know one as bright, love,
>. And I would wed that one.
John B. Cough lectared in Chtehmotti
on Friday night of last weak. Hera koM
of bis anecdotes:
A long, lean, gaunt Yankee enterad a
drag store and asked:
" Be you the dragger V
"Wail 'tpoce so. I syll draga"
" Wall bee yoa got any of this era seenlin'
staff as the gn's puts on tUrbas*
ker'ch#r? P
Oh yea**
Wall, our Sal's gwinB to ba (uariiad.
and she gin me ninepenea and told osa to
invest (he ball 'rrxwml in seenlin' staff, aafe
?_ l- l.._ u i u e J
W lll?BC uri ?i|U? eww\f H 1 C9VIV HU
some to Buit, so if you*fe * mind II jest
smell round."
The Yankee smelt round without being
suited until the "drugger* got tired of hh(
sod taking down ? bottle of haiUhcra,
said:
u I've got s scent to' staff here thafll W*
jou. A slbgie drop one baodkercbtsf will
stay for weeks, and joe can't wash ft fth
but to get the strength of it yoa asaat take
a good big smell"
" Is that so, mister I Wall, jest hold on
a minoit/till I get my breath, and when I
show, you pot ft to my smeller."
The hartshorn, of courts, knocked the
Yankee down, as Hqaor has don# many a
man. Do you sappoes he got en and
smelt again, as the drunkard did f Hot he
?but rolling np ids sleeves and doehifog
up his fists, ne said:
"You made me smeQ that arr lamal
everlaitin' stuff, mister; now I'll moke you
smell fire and bri rostons,"
Advertising.?Some people object to
advertising; in fast they object to everything.
Now our experience teaches Be that
unless a man advertises, hie be ties? will
necessarily diminish. Who knows what
lawyers are in town; what physicians; who
are mechanics; what then can do, exaeet
they make theQSilvep known through the
eolumns or sttewipaper I jreotieswe, we
pray you?don't hide your lights under ?
bushel; this it the ooly way for yoo to bo*
oome celebrated or wealthy. Verily, if Ft*
tor Snodgrass boa a floor aseortmeot and
cheaper goods than Philip Spolof, Potor
should let the people know it, or bow to the
world will they em find U oott There sis
men who have article* for tale, and who
frequently aak us, ? do you know who
waateeo and eo!" Bow do wo know!
We ean't tell?the only wav to flod it est
ia to advertise. How la the world kflS
Holloway, Jayne, Huntley, and headftdl
of othere, given circulation to their modiera
made fortaoee f Tea, kow! simply by
advertising, Advertising ia the bsSsWS *
man's railroad to wealth-*^ brings him
credit, it eelle his goods, it estabiihbf eat*
torn, it renders him the poaaeaaor of tbos*
sands.?Rising Sun.
Ladim Getttliun.?Three things
that a lady oanaot do: 1.
She cannot paaa a millinery shop
without stopping.
2. She cannot aee a piece of laee with*
out asking the price.
8. She cannot aee a baby without bias/
ing it
A lady of our acquaintance torso the
table on the gentlemen at follows:
1. He oannot go through tbrbonae and
shut the door after him.
2. He cannot hate a shirt made to suit
him.
3. He can never be satisfied with tba
ladies' fashion.
T\ ftj A
UaifirTW inETCUIULUUI.?a |BUUV
man lately took the following meteorological
journal o( hie wife's temper; Monday,
rather cloudy; in the afternoon, i ainy.?
Tuesday, vavporisb; brightened a little towards
evening. Wednesday, changeable,
gloomy, inolined to rain Thursday, high
wind, and some peals of thunder. Friday,
fair in the morning, variable till afternoon,
cloudy all night. Saturday, a gentle brtece,
hazy, a thick fog, and a few flaahee of
lightning. Sunday, tempestuous and rainy;
toward evening somewhat calmer.
The following parody of out of Lord Byron's
"Child's Harold " sUoss% is the best thing we have
seen on the "vexed question," thst now for seme
time has been the subject of successive comment:
Roll on, ye monstrous whalebone hoops?roll on!
Ten thousand squibs are lanced at you ia rain.
Man mar Irs the world in hia resist! e? course.
Bat cannot touch the hoopa; they laugh to seoni
Jokes, puna ten, clergymen, the press, aad all.
And when they die at last?as die they moatTwill
be because they've gone the appointed
round.
The following carious sentence U said
to b&ve been taken from a volume of ser?
mons published during the reign of Jamea
I, of England;
"This dial shows that we die all; notwithstanding,
all houses are turned into ale
houses, our cares into eales, our paradise
into paro'dice, matromony into matter of
inonev and marriaae into merry aire. di?
vines into dry vines; it was not so ~in the
days of Noah?ah no?"
A young lady returning late from a eon*
cert, at it was raining, ordered the ooteh*
man to drive close to the pavement, hot
was still unable to step across the gutter,
" I can lift you over it," said coacby. MOh^
no, I'm too heavy," said she. Why, blest
ye, marm, I'm used to liftin' barrels of
I sugar, replied Jeliu.