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The Evening Hearthstone.
Gladly now w? gatheY round it.
For the toiling day is done,
And the gay a'.id solemn twilight
Follows down the golden sun.
Shadows lengthen on the pavement,
Stalk like giants through the gloom,
Wander past the dusky casement.
Creep around the fire-lit room.
RDraw the curtain, close the abutters,
Place the slippers by the fro ;
Though the rude wind loudly mutters,
What care we for wind sprite's ire?
What care we for outward soemiug ?
Fickle fortune's frown or smile ?
If around ns love is beaming,
Love can human ills beguile.
'Neath the cottage roof* and palace,
Prom the peasant to the king,
All are quaffing from life's chalice
Babbles that enchantment bring.
Grates are frlnwini* mini"
From the lips wo lovs the beet; ,
Oh, the Joy, the bliss of knowing J
There ere hearts whereon to rest!
Hearts that throb with eager gladness? t
Hearts that echo to otrr own? t
While grim care and haunting sadness I
Mingle ne'er in look or tone. ]
Care may tread the halls of daylight, l
Sadness haunt the midnight honr, 1
But the woird and witohing twilight l
Brings the glowing hearthstone's dower. I
" Altar of our holiest feelings !
Childhood s well-remembered shrine! '
Spirit yearnings?soul revealings? 1
Wreaths immortal round thee twine!
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The Battle of Germtovn. i
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A STORY OF THE REVOLUTION- ?
ART WAR 1
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That rifle! blaze, flashing through the ]
mist, is the first shot of the battle daj |
of German town. And that dead man, ]
flung along the porch in all the ghastlineas
of bit (Men deatli-^-cold and stiff
there, while his sister awakes from her ^
sinless sleep to jxray for him, three thousand
miles i)tiraj-7-i8 the first dead man i
of that day of horror !
They break from the folds of the mist, ^
the men of Brandywine?foot soldiers
and troopers oome thundering up the Q
hill. God of Battles, what a scene 1 ^
The whole road, further than the eye
could soe, further than the ear could D
hear, crowded by armed men, hurrying ^
over Chestnut hill, hurrying along the ^
valley between Chestnut hill and Monet r
Airy, sweeping up the hill of Allen's t
house, rushing onward in one dense t
column, with'the tall farm of Sullivan at r
their ahead, -whilh the war shout of fl
Anthony Wayne is' borne along by the ^
morning breeze. There, "rising from j
rank to rank, speeding fK>m battalion to
battalion, from column to column, a
form of majesty sweeps by, mounted on ?
a steed of iron gray, waving encourage- j J
mens to tne men, wiido every lip repeats 8
the whisper, and every heart beats at *
the sound, echoed like a word of magic 8
along the lines: " There he rides?how 0
grandly his form towers in the mist; it's r
Washington?it's Washington 1" and the c
whole army take up the sound?" It is 8
Washington!" 11
The descent was like the path of a ?
hnrricane. The light of the breaking ?
day, streaming dimly through mist and "
gloom, fell over the forma of the patriot
Mad as they swept down the hill, every I
man with his musket ready for the 1
charge, every trooper with his sword 1
drawn, every eye fixed upon the shroud i
of mist in front of their path, in the 1
vain effort to gaze upon the position of
the advance post, of the enemy a mile 1
. below, every heart throbbing wildly <
with the excitement of the coming contest,
and all prepared for the keen en- (
counter?the fight, hand to hand, foot <
to foot, the charge of death, and the
sweeping hail of the iron cannon ball 1
and the leaden ballet. 1
Sullivan's men have passed, they are i
down the hill, and you see tiiem below? t
rank after rank disaDoearinir in the nail f
of the enveloping * mist. Here they ?
oome?a band brave and true, a band f
with f carred faces and sunbnmt visages, ?
with ruste?l muskets and tattered ap- I
Kal, yet with true hearts and stout c
ds. These are the men of Paoli! t
And there, riding in their midst, as a
though his steed and himself were but c
one animul?so well he backs that steed,
so like is the battle fever of horse, with
the waving mane and glaring eye, to the
wild rage that stamps the warrior's face
?-there in the midst of the Men of
Pftoli, rides their leader?Mad Anthony
Wayne! . ' '
And then his voice-^-how it rings out
upon the morning air,, rising above the
oMtter of arms and the'lramp of steeds,
rising in a mighty shQut: "On, bovs,
OH ! In a moment we'll have them. On,
comrades, on?and r?m?tnh?r Paoli I
And then comes the bend with the \
'gallant Frenchman at their head; the
brave Conway, brave though unfortu- .
nate, also rushing wildly on, in the train ]
of the hunt. Your eve sickens as yon
gase over file after die of brave men, i
with mean apparel and meaner arms, 1
some half clad, others well nigh bare j
foot, yet treading gayly over the flinty
groimd; some with fragments of a coat :
on their backs, others without powering ,
for their heads, all marked by wounds, i
w all thinned by hanger and disease, yet i
every man of them is firm, every hand
la true, as it olutches the musket with
an eager grasp.
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The band of Pulaski sweeps past, lc
auger for the hunt of death, and as they u
spur their steeds forward, a terrible
sonfusion arises far ahead. g;
There .is flashing of strange' fli^s w
through the folds of mist, lifting the d:
snow-white pall for a moment?there is tl
rolling of musketry, rattling like Ihe si
thunderbolt ere it strikes?there is the ai
tramp of hurrying legions, the far-off ai
shout of the oharging Continentals, and o
the yells and shouts of the surprised foe- h
men. w
Sullivan is upon the eamp of the ene- ft
my, upon them with the terror of ball tl
uid bayonet. They rush from their can
aon, they form hastily across the road, ^
in front of their baggage, each red- n
soated trooper seeks his steed, each ^
footman grasps his musket, and tlip
loud voioe of Musgrave, echoiug wildly oj
ilong the line of crimson attire and ^
Sashing bayonets, is heard above all
>ther sounds :
"Form?lads, form?fall in there?to ^
four arms, lads, to your arms. Form,
wmrades, form!" ^ _
In vain his shouting, in vain the haste ^
>f his men rnshing from their beds, ^
nto the very_path of the advancing Con
mentals ! The men of bullivan are jf
ipon them ! They sweep on with ono ^
?old front?the forum -ef the troopers, al
nonnted on their war steeds looming
rhrongh the mist, as With sword np- -s
raised, and battle shont pealing to the ft
ikies, they lead on the charge of death! n,
" On?boys?on "?rihgs the voioe of ai
Mfkl Anthony?" on?comrades?on? cj
ind remember Paoli!" t
" Charge!" sounds the voice of Washngton,
shrieking along the line, like
ho voioe of a mighty spirit?" upon
;hem?over them !" Conway re-echoes
he sound, Sullivan has already made 1
he air ring with his shout, and now Pnl- ?
iski takes up the cry?" Fonvarts? ^
mtdmrn?Fantrwrts f3
The British face the bayonets of the ^
nlvancing Amotions, but in vain. Each
>old backwoodsman sands his volley of
loath along the British line, and then y
slabbing his musket, rushes wildly for- jr
vard, beating the reu-ooat to the sod _
vith a blow that oaunotbe stayed. The j
Sritish troopers rush forward iu the al
:hargo, bnt ere haliipbedistanoe between
ham and the American host is measured, tr
dad Anthony comes thundering on, M
vith his legion of iron, and as his war p
Jaout swells on the sir, the red-ooets are
Iriven back by the hurricane force of his
harge, the ground hi strewn with the _
tying, and toe red hoofs of the horse
r&mple madly over the face* of the p
lead- ' ti
The fire of the infantrv. snreadinc a
heeted flame through the folds of mist,
ights up the scene. The never ceasing
lang of sword against sword, the low ^
nattered shriek of the fallen, vainly Q
rying to stop the flow of blood, the
did yell of the soldier, gazing madly 0j
ound as he reoeivea his death woand, 8j
he shoat of the oharge, and the invol- a
latary cry of " quarter," all furnish a Q
ausic most dread and horrible, as thoagh ?
,n infernal band were urging on the
rork of slaughter, with their uotes of C(
leudish mockery. u,
The form of Washington is in the oi
tenter of the fight, the battle glare Bc
ighting up his face of majesty; the tt
tulwart form of Wayne is seen riding
litlier and thither, waving a dripping vi
iword in his good right hand; the figure C
if Pulaski, dark as the form of au earth- fc
iven spirit of some German story, breaks o!
in your eye, as enveloped in mist, he fc
eems rushing everywhere at the same ni
loinent, fighting in all points of the w
ontest, hurrying his men onward, and v<
[riving the affrighted British before
lim with the terror of his charge. w
And Ool. Musgrage?where is he? fc
le shouts the chargo to his men, he ]e
lurries hither and thither, hi shouts till w
is is hoarse, he fights till his person is th
ed with the blood of his own men, slain m
>efore his very eyes, bnt all in vain !
He shouts the word of retreat along en
lis line: "Away, my men, away to at
3hew's house?away !" ai
The retreat commences, and then, in- cl
leed, the hunt of death is up in good w
earnest.
The British wheel dowu the German- r<
?wn road, they turn their backs to their Bi
'oe.i, they flee wildly toward German- 01
own, leaving their dead and dying in
heir wake; man and horse, they flee, w
ome scattering their arms by the road- Bt
tide, others, weakened by loss of blood, e<
eebly endeavoring to join the retreat,
ind then falling dead in the path of the l0
ratsuers, who with one bold front, with 01
>ne firm step rush after the British in fc
heir flight, ride down the fleeing ranks, at
aid scatter death along the hurrying H
tolumns. ai
And in the very van of pursuit, his tr
all form seen by every soldier, rode H
George Washington, his mind strained si
o a pitch of agony, as the crisis of the ol
ontest approached, and by bis side rode
Had Antnonv Wavne. now Mad Anthonv fc
deed, for his whole appearance was a
! hanged, liia oye seemed tamed to a w
;hing of living flame, his faoe was be- 8]
grimed with powder, his sword was red B
?rith blood, and his battle-shont rang h
leroer on the air: si
' Over them boys?upon them?over h
them, and remember Paoli I"
'NowWayne, now," shonted Wash- tl
gton?"one charge more and we o1
have them 1" d:
' Forwarts ? brndern ? forwarts I" ai
shonted Palaaki, as his iron band oame ft
thundering on?"Forwarts?for Wash- no
ington?forwarts!" 1?
Ttie British leader wheeled his steed d
for a moment, and gazed npon his pur- a]
mere. All around was bloodshed, gloom tl
and death; mist and smoke above; flame h
around, and mangled oorses below, st
With 6ne hoarse snout, he again bade a
his men make for Chew's house, and 1<
again the dying scattered along the path
>oked np, and beheld the British sweepig
madly down the road.
The vanguard of the pursuers had
[lined the upper end of Chew's wall,
hen the remnant of the British force
Lsappeared in the fog; file after file of
le crimson -coated British were lost to
ght in the mist, and in the very heat
id flush of the chaso, the American
rmy was brought to a halt in front of
how's wall, each soldier falling back on
is comrade with a sudden movement,
hile the offioers gazed on each other's
ices in vain inquiry for the cause of
lis unexpected delay.
Tho fog gathered in donse folds over
le heads of the soldiers, thioker and
lore dense it gathered every instant;
le enemy was lost to sight in tho direcon
of Chew's lawn, ana a fearful pause
[ silence, from the din and tumult of
loodshed, ensued for a single moment
Bending from his steed in front of the
ate that led into Chew's lawn, Washigton
gazed round upon the faces of his
-aff, who circled him on every side,
ith every horse recoiling on his
aunches from the sudden effect of the
alt.
Washington was about to speak as he
>aned from his steed, with his sword
alf lowered in the misty air, he was
bout to speak, and ask the meaning of
lis sndden disappearance of the Brith,
when a lurid flash lifted up the fog
om the lawn, and the thunder of
lusketry boomed along the air, echoingnong
tne nooks and corners of the anient
houses on the opposite side of the
;reet.
Auothcr moment, and a soldier with
loe all crimsoned with blood and darkled
by battle smoke, rushed through
le group clustering around the horse
T Washington, and in a hurried voice
anounoed that the remnant of the
British regiment had thrown themselves
ito the substantial stone mansion ou
le left, and seemed determined to make
ood a desperate defense.
"What say you, gentlemen," cried
Tsshlngton ; "shall we press onward
ito the town, and attack the main body
f the enemy at onoe, or shall we first
rivo the enemy from their stronghold,
b this mansion on our left?"
The answer of Wayne was short and
) the point. " Onward !"?he shonted,
id his sword rose in the air; all droping
with blood?"onward into the
iwn?our soldiers are warmed with the
mse?onward, and with another blow
e have them!"
And the gallant Hamilton, the braves
ickering, the gifted Marshall, eehoed
le cry?"Onward"?while the hoarse
lout of Pulaski rang out in the air :
Forwarts?brudern?Forwarts!"
" It is against every rule of military
lienoe," exclaimed General Knox, whose
linion in council was ever valuable wiUi
Washington; "it is against every rule
E military science, to leave a fortified
;r mghold in the rear of an advancing
rmy. Let us first reduce the mansion
n our left, and tlipn move forward into
le center of the town 1" '
There was another moment of solemn
inncil ; the older officers of the staff
aited in opinion with Knox, and with
ae quick anxious glance aronnd the
:ene of fog and mist, Washington gave
ic orders to storm the house.
And at the word, while a steady
ilnme of flame was flashing from
hew's house, e ery window pouring
>rth its blaze, glaring over the wreath
f mist, the Continentals, horse and
>ot, formed across the road, to the
orth of the house, eager for the signul
hich would bid them advance into the
?ry jaws of death.
All was ready, for the storm. Here
ere men with firebrands, ready to rusli
i rward under the cover of the first voly
of musketry and fire the honse ; hero
ere long lines of soldiers grasping
leir gnns with a quick nervous moveent,
one foot advanced in the act of
>ringing forward; yonder were the
muoniers, their pieces loaded, the linock
in the hand of one soldier, while
lother stood ready with the next
iarA e of ammunition; on every side
as intense suspense and expectation.
At this moment, when everything was
sady for the storm of death, an expreson
of the most intense thought passed
irer the impenetrable countenance of
Washington. Every line of his features
as marked by thought, his lips were
ernly compressed, and his eyes gather1
a strange fire.
He turned to the east, and bent one
ng anxious look over the white folds
f mist, as though he would pierce the
ig with his glance, and gaze upon the
Ivoncing columns of Greene and
bophen. He inclined his head to one
d? of his steed, and listened for the
amp of their war horses, but in vaiu.
.e turned toward German town ; all was
lent in that direction, the main body
f the enemy were not yet in motion.
Aud then, in a calm voice, he asked
?r an offioer who would consent to bear
flag of truoe to the enemy. A young
ja gaiiant omcer of Liee's rangers
rrang from bis horse ; his name Lieut,
mith ; he assumed the snow white flag,
eld sacred by all nations, and with a
ngle glance at tho Continental array,
e advanced to Chew's house.
In a moment he was lost to sight amid
le folds of the fog, and his way lay
rer the green lawn for some two hnnred
yards. All was still and silent
round him. Tradition states that the
re from the house oeased for a molent,
while Muagrave's band were simtly
maturing their plan of desperate
efense. The young soldier advanced
long his lonely path, speeding through
le bosom of the fog, all objects lost to
is sight, save the green verdure of the
>d, yet unstained Dy. blood, and here
ad there the trunk of a giant tree
x>ming blackly through the mist.
The outline of a noble mansion began
to dawn on his eye, first the Bloping
roof, then the massive chimneys, then
the front of the edifice, and then its
windows, all crowded with soldiers in
their crimson attire, whiskered face appearing
above face, with grisly musket
and glittering bayonet, thrust out mpon
the air, while with fierce glances the
hirelings looked forth into the bosom of
that fearful mist, which still, like a
death shroud for millions, hnng over the
lawn, and over the chimneys of the
house.
The young officer camo steadily on,
and now he stood some thirty paces
from the house, waving his white flag
qb high, and then with an even stop he
tulvanced toward the hall door. Ho advanced,
but he never reached the hall
door. He was within the scope of the
British soldiers' vision; 1 hey could have
almost touched him with an extended
flag staff, when the loud word of eommand
rang through the house, a volley
of fire blazed from every window, and
the whole American army saw tho fog
lifted from the surface of the lawn, like
a vast curtain from the scenes of a magnificent
theater.
Slowly and heavily that curtain uprose,
and a hail stdrm of bullets whistled
across the plain, when the soldiers of
tho Continental host looked for their
messenger of peace.
They beheld a gallant form in front
of the mansion. He seemed making an
, effort to advance, and then he tottered
to and fro, and his white flag disappeared
for a moment; and the next instant
he foil down like a heavy weight upon
the sod, aud a hand trembling with the
Enlse of death was raised abovo his
_ead, waving a white flag in the air.
That flag was stained with hlood; it was
the wnrm blood flowing from tho young
Virginian's heart.
Along the whole American line there
raDg one wild yell of horror. Old men
raised their muskets on high, while the
tears gathered in their eyes; tho young
soldiers all moved forward with one sudden
step; a wild light blazed in the eve
of Washington; Wayne waved his dripping
sword on high; Pulaski raised his
proud form in the stirrups, and gave
one meaning glance to his men; and
then, through every rank and file,
through every column and solid square,
rang the terrible words of command,
and high above all oth-r sounds was
heart! the voice of Washington:
"Charge, for your oountry and for
vengeance?charge!"
The Breakfast Hour.
The philosophy of breakfast seems to
be a perplexing one. According to some
theories it is best to take a light nip just
after waking, and sit down to a substantial
meal after a lapse of two or three
hours. The Sanitary Record (English)
sanctions our American custom of a
substantial meal soon after rising.
Let a healthy man really " break " his
"fast" with a substantial meal, and not
break his breakfast with irritating little
.pips or slops beforehand. After the
stomach has at its leisure emptied itself,
dnring sleep, of its contents, and sent
them to repair the worn tissues and exhausted
nerve force, and the blood has
been ventilated and purified by washing
aud dressing with the window open,
then is the time when the most perfect
of all nutritive articles, farinaceous
food, can be consumed in largest quantities
with advantago. Butter also, and
fat and sugar, troublesome customers
to weak digestions, are then easily coped
with, and contribute their invaluable
aid to performing the duties of the day.
For example, many persons can drink
milk to a fair and useful amount at
breakfast, with whom it disagrees at
other hours. And the widely advertised
"breakfast bacon " by its name
warns the consumer against indulgence
later on in the day. Cafe au lait and
sweet, creamy tea are to many men
poisonous in the afternoon, though in
the prime of the morning they are a
wholesome beverage to the same individuals.
Let the vigor, good humor, and refreshment,
then felt by a healthy man,
be utilized without delay in eating a
hearty moil immediately after ho is
dressed, and not fritted away in the
frivolities of other occupations. Let
not reading. writiner or business?mns
culnr, political, or economical?exhaust
the nervous system. The newspaper
and letters should not be opened, preferably
not delivered, till the appetite is
thoroughly appeased.
flow they tfather Cocoanuts.
(Jocoannt forests of thousands of acres
aro spread over the plain back of Ualle,
in Coylon. The trees run up without knot
or limb from thirty to eighty feet to the
branches that bear the fruit. A matured
tree is only about one foot to one foot
ami a half in circumference at the base,
and it maintains nearly this sizo all the
way up. How is the fruit gathered at
such a height ? The coolies climb these
trees like squirrels : they place a ropo
around the legs near the ankles, so as to
hold - them in position around the tree,
and then without spur or other artificial
lielpi they olimb up with astonishing
oelerity, gather the fruit and drop it on
the ground. A single tree produces
about a dozen pocoanuts, and the coolie
liarvester is allowed one for gathering
the frait of each tree. These cocoanut
forests aro really beautiful, presenting
symmetrical growth, graceful proportions
and charming shade. Tho fruit
itself with the inclosed milk affords
healthful food and oooling drink ; it is
a source of considerable revenue from
export ; tho fiber of the shell is largely
utilized for the manufacture of cloth and
rope. Next to coffee, tho coccannt is the
most important and valuable product of
this island.
A Spring' (torment.
The blouse basque is a tasteful auc
simple garment, to which an air*of nov
olty is given by adding the blouse front
and belt. To do this the basque is first
made complete in every part, except
that the standing collar is not sewed oh,
This basque, says the Bazar, has long
side forms behind, w.th seams begin
ning on the shoulders and extending tc
the end of the basque, without added
fullness on the tournnre. To prevent
this back from looking too plain, a past
of the material is sowed into the side
form seams and tied low down on the
middle seam in a loose long-looped bow,
The fronts have two darts, are buttoned
from the throat to the waist, and fal
open below the waist. A wide belt ol
four upturned folds of the silk begins it
the seams under the arms, and is fasten
ed by three small buttons and button
holes. The blouse fronts are thei
made of two straight pieces of the drest
material long enough to reach from th(
throat to the belt, and each about twt
and a half fingers wide for busts of ordi
nary size. The sides are plaiuly finished
with a half-inch hem done in blind
stitches. The upper part is shaped onl
to fit the neck, is gathered and tastec
to the neck, extending back to the
shoulder seam. The aides are not Bowed
to tho basque, but are left quite Ropa
rate; the front parts lap sufficiently tc
conceal the buttons of the basque be
neath, and appear as one straight gath
ercd piece. The lower end is straight
and after being drawn up with gatheri
to a much smaller space than the top,
is bound, and the binding is tuckec
away out of sight under tho belt. Th<
effect of this simple blouse front is tc
give a full and graceful roundness tc
the bust, and also to add a very pretty
tr i uimiii g. On cashmere dresses trimmed
with silk tho blouse is of silk. On silk
dresses it is of the dress silk, or else ol
the velvet, lace, or tulle used for trim
ming. The standing collar is then add
ed, and the waist is completed. Very
girlish dresses made with the blouse
front dispense with a collar of the drest
goods, and have instead a narrow standing
gathered ruffle of the materia)
around the neck, and above this the
lace frill or linen collar appears. The
plain coat sleoves have a cuff headed by
bllia folds.
Crowding Children.
<( Dnnio " ouira ?V?A '/UIKAH? rxl-1
children should bo before they go to
school, and is there any danger in crowding
them; if so, what is it? According
to Froeb.-l, a child should begin to go
to kindergarten when two and one-kali
years old. At seven he begins his studies.
In most, if not all the States, children
of four years are considered old
enough to go to school, but every parent
should be the judge of his child's school
age. Some children learn to rdhd as
they learn to talk; others are very slow
in developing any taste for letters. The
great danger to the little ones in sending
them to school comes from close,
bad air, constrained and unnatural positions,
and enforced quietness. The
menta! and physical elasticity of childhood
is greatly impaired by rigid and
coutinuous routine. Growth is the first
law of childhood, and neither mind nor
body should be so constrained that expansion
in any normal direction is rendered
difficult. At three years of age
John Stuart Mill began the study of
Greek, bnt he studied at home, a .d had
no inflexible rules of position and deportment
to observe. The military drill
observable in some schools looks well
on parade, but it makes more automatons
flton nnniiioua X4- in ??/>* ** <1 ? tUnl
viiwu j^cuiuoco. xi in vcity ixosiittuic tiiilt
children should learn to read at an early
age, in order that they may h ave the infinite
resource of books at command.
If they can learn this at the mother's
knee, and then have a supply of juvenile
books to feed their growing hunger for
knowledge, this will be better than mere
scholastic drill.
How they were Fooled.
Some years ago, when Dr. Hayes had
returned from his first Arctic exploring
expedition, a poster appeared one morning
at every prominent placo in a town
in the interior of Pennsylvania announcing:
"A free lecture in Republican hall
on Thursday evening, seven o'clock,
April 1st, 18?, by Dr. Hayes, the
great Arctic exploror. All are invited."
Long before the appointed hour the
hall was crowded, and the audience on
the alert to catch a glimpse of the great
mau who was to give them a great intellectual
treat all for nothing. They
waited and watched anxiously for over
an hour, and then sent for the manager
of the entertainment, but he couldn't
be found anywhere. At length some
one proposed to get up a collection to
raise funds to induce the doctor to come
over from the hotel; but no one seconded
the motion. Meanwhile, at the outside
of a window at the far end of the hall,
gradually arose a placard with the
words: " April Fools," in large, blaok
letters. For a time this was unperoeived
by the vast audience, but they haven't
heard Dr. Hayes to this day.
The KKASON.?unarles 11. onoe asked
a body of Havana why it was that a live
fiali placed in a bucket of water did nol
increase its weight, whereon when a dead
fish was placed therein it became heavi
er. Many were the learned theorist
pnt forward to acoonnt for the alleged
fact, and it was not till some one more
shrewd than the rest proposed that the
experiment be tried that it was found
that the phenomenon under disoussior
had no existence exoept in the imagina
tion of the witty monarch.
A Nursery Rhyme for 187<>.
[ Ilock-a-by baby, on tho treotop !
- When the wind blows the cradle will rock.
1 But the cradle of liberty ncvor will fall,
fc Though the boughs do wave and the tree is so
b tall.
, It's a simplo contrivance, dear, having a
spring,
> That will hold you and rock you. as safe as a
I king ;
k You can see the whole world as your oyeB grow
L strong?
The wonderful world that's beeu growing so
* long,
I That is wiser, my dear, and braver and truer
I Eaoh year as it grows. '.Of this wo'ro sure ;
f And this is w by babies, in all times and lands,
L Frolic and crow and toss up their hands.
Faets and Fancies.
i
) " Marriage," said an unfortunate liua)
band, " ia tho churchyard of love.
> " But you men," said his wife, aro the
. gravediggers."
hnililpra orn nnKinn "" W .1? >
.?vy ^umug T *OUU|JVU
I contrivances, intended to divide and
t turn aside the descending snow on Virl
git-ia City houses.
| An advertisement iu a rural nowspa^
per iu England announces that "a grand
pianoforte will be exchanged for three
' or four small pigs."
The uncle of young Hathaway, who
was recently lynched at Plainville,
' Minn., is about to sue Wabasha county
for 810,000 damngep.
[ The National Guard of the State of
5 New Jersey propose a few weeks' en>
campmunt, during the mmmer, on the
> Centennial grounds in Philadelphia.
' The State authorities of Kansas, in an
I effort to exterminate tho grasshopper,
l offer a bounty of 85 a bushel for their
E eggs and 81 a bushel for young insects.
Some Jersey City schoolgirls attacked
" a loafer who insulted them, and beat him
with their sachels until he was obligod
! to call upon a policeman for protection.
' The son of an earl is in jail at Buffalo
L for attempting to defraud a hotel keeper.
( It doesn't seem that the son of an earl is
, smarter at the business tlian any one
AIoa
Every foot of space allotted to the
Dominion at the Philadelphia exhibition
is occupied, the number of Canadian
exhibitors having exceeded all expectal
tions.
1 " Patrick, where's the whisky I gave
you to clean the window with ?" "Och,
! master, I just drank it ; and I thought if
1 I breathed on the gloss it would be all
1 the same."
A tramp was recently sentenced to two
years iu the house of correction for refusing
to saw wood at the North Andover
(Mass.) almshouse, in payment for lodging
and breakfast.
Boston is fifty-four years old. The
city was incorporated in 1822, one hundrod
and sevonty years after the incorporation
was first mooted, and one hundred
aud thirteen after the first failure
to incorporate it.
The brig P. M. Tinkor, of Norfolk,
Va., was recently attacked by a swordfish,
which drove its sword through the
copper sheathing and a four-inch plank
and some six inches into the timbers,
causing a serious leak.
Official reports show a substantial docrease
in the number of deaths from intemperance
in England of late years.
Iu 1850 the number was 863, and in 1873,
the latest ye; r for which reports have
been issued, the total was 777.
Judge Chester D. Krum, one of the
Babcook counsel, was mayor of Alton
during the Loyejoy riots. He was famous
at the time for having begun a
speech to the howling fanties with the
address : " Gentlemen of the mob."
Utah last year produced agricultura
and horticultural products valued at
$5,503,461 ; the animals and their products
were worth $7,861,891, and the
product of her mechanical and manufacturing
industries aggregated $5,509,741,
in all $18,935,103.
The habit of opium smoking in the
Chinese dens at Virginia City, Nev., is
becoming so common among tho white
people that mauy of tho older pupils in
tho public schools are l>eginning to fre,
qnent these places, and a loud call is
made to have them closed by law.
i An old farmer said to his sons:
" Boys, don't you ever spekeilate, or
i wait for somethin' to turn up. You
might just as well go and sit down on a
i stone in the middle of a modder with a
pail twixt your legs, and wait for a cow
to book up to you to be milked."
A iady died recently at Exeter, England,
of an over doso of chloral, which
' constituted tho active part of a patont
1 medicine. The solution oontained twen1
ty-live grains to the teaspoonful, a most
1 unusual strength, and yet was sold with
out intimation of the danger attending
1 its use.
A young minister, somewhat distinguished
for self-conceit, having failed
: disastrously before a crowded audience,
| was thus addressed by an aged brother :
' "If you had gone into that pulpit, feeling
as you now do on coming out of that
piupit, VUU wuuiu Iiavn mn, uu iXJUllUg
out of that pulpit, as you did when you
went up into that pulpit."
When elected President of the United
States, Washington was fifty-seven years
of age ; John Adams was sixty-two ; Jefferson,
fifty-four ; Madison, sixty; Monroe,
fifty-nine; John Qniney Adams,
fifty eight ; Jackson, sixty-one ; Van
Burcn, fifty-four ; Harrison, sixty seven
; Taylor, sixty-four ; Polk, fortynine
; Pieroe, forty-eight; Buchanan,
- sixty-five; Lincolh, fifty-one ; Grant,
forty-six.