The tribune. (Beaufort, S.C.) 1874-1876, August 25, 1875, Image 1

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VOL. T.?INTO. 40. BEAUFORT. S. C., AUGUST 25, 1875. $2.50 PER ANNUM. Hardly Earned. To bor hamble room at last returned, To seek for the rest so hardly earned. The poor little teacher has come. 8he has patiently worked the long, long day, To read and to epell ehe ban taught the way, And unraveled many a sum. She has guided the strokes of tiny hands, Tracing winding rivers through foreign lands, Till all the lessons were said ; And the evouing hour is here once more, That comes when labor at last is o'er, The weary struggle for bread. The heights of kuowledge are hard to reach, And the tiny heads that she trios to teach, How stupid they sometimes seem ! Her heart is weary with toil and caro. And the aching head lies helpless there, Watching tho firelight's gleam. The shadows fall on the tired eyes, The hand of sleep on her eyelids lies ? Thero is rest for tho toiler now; Tho cheerful kettle its story speaks, xiio nroiigm plays on tlie pallid cheeks, l'caco falls on the care-worn brow. No friond or lover is waiting near, No lips to kiss her, no voice to cheer, Only tho angel of sleep; Ho comes to ipiist tho sorrowful moan Of the woman heart that is all alone, Ami his gontlo watch to keep. CHIPPY THE CABIN BOY. Whatever were liis real name, sir, said tho old sailor, as ho settled himself back comfortably in liis chair after lighting his pipe, I never knowd; but the purser's name w# knowd him by were " Crippy." Wherever the old man got him I don't know; some said as how he como of some asylum or other, and some said ho wore a illigitimate sou of tho old man by some stewardess that he'd had with him, but that I don't bolievo, cause I don't believo it's into any man to treat his own flesh and blood as I seen that boy treated; but, anyway, ho were a most iniserble loolcin' wretch when I lirst laid eyes on him, which were when the old man came 011 board in the arte moon, and we got uudor way and towed down and anchored in tlio Horseshoe, cause the wind was sontheost and dead ahead. She were a big lump of a bark, bound from Now York to Rio, and I had shipped into her cause I were hard up aud times was hard, and 1 were glad to git a chance to go auywkeros, and I didn't know notliin' about this here old man; his name were Thompson, and he were a infernal rascal. I took my bag and hammock aboard of her, alongside of the dock, and me and another chap by the name of Tim Walker was the ouly two that went out into the river with lior; but durin' the day the other live was brung off?there was only seven of us afore the mast? and along about four o'clock the old man came off, and ho brung this atomy of a boy with him, and we got the anchor and towed down into the Horseshoe, where we anchored at a little harbor arter six o'clock. If ever there were a human that looked as if he'd j ust departed from a irravevard I it were thin hero Crippy. He were oh thin as the leaf of a psalm book in the first place; he hail red hair, which probably had never beon combed since the day ho were born ; one of his eyes was clewed athwartships and the other were troubled with somo kind of diseuse which kep' it a-runuin' all the time, the grime from tlio eye constantly plowin' a iarrow in the dirt ou that cheek, which give it a kind of a streaked appearance on that side, oontrastiu' oddly with the plaiu dirt of the other cheek. His nose were short and turned up at the end, and his mouth were so wide that when he opened it the top of his head seemed to be an island. Two of his front teeth had been knocked out by the old man in one of his tantrums, and he had one upper tusk that ought to have been knocked out, 'cause it stuck right out, and no amount of lip would cover it. His clothes were the cast-oft' dunnage of the old man, and fitted him like a purser's sliirt on a handspike. His breeches, beiu' a good deal too long, was turned up at the bottom ; his weskit roachcd well down amidships, and the toils of his claw-liammor coat was only jist clear of the duck when ho walked. As the old man came over the side, ho waited until this Crippy caiue over, and then, fetchiu' him a wipe alongside of the head which made the poor boy stagger, he pitched a bundle of papers to him, tell in' him to stow 'em away in his room, and to see evorythin' to rights tliero, "and mini you, young whelp," says the old man, "if I find anythin' wrong tliero when I come below, you'll catch it; so mind how you draw your hair strokes." I had tho watch from ten to eleven, and along about quarter-past ten, as I wero sittin' on the windlass end smokin', I lioord the most onarthly screechiu* aft, and I crocs alone for to sen wlmf. w?r? the matterT The bark had a half poop trunk cabin, and gittin' on to this, I looked down the skylight and there saw this hero Orippy strapped down to a settee, and the old man a-givin' it to him with a small cat which he had made out of ratlin stuff, and it wero him a soreochin' that I had heard. Well, sir. of course, it weren't no business of mine ; lxtys aboard of a ship must be tlogged, if von ev# expects to make anytluu' out of 'em, and thia.here particular bjy seemod to belong more to the old man than to tho ship ; still, I must say, I felt a good deal like goin' in and hollerin' "enough " to tho old man, 'oause it scorned to mo ho wero a-givin' him a little too much, no matter wliat ho had dono wrong. Well, artor wlialin' him till J^o got tirtvl, l!i : old man wont and turned in, leavin' the poor boy strapped face down to the settee, and there he were when I were relieved at eleven o'clock, and there he remained, I were told afterwards, till the steward turned out in the mornin' and loosened him and set him to work. He could scarcely stand up when the steward cast him loose, 'cause he were stiff from remainin' in one position and sore from the wallopin' he'd had, and so tlio steward he had to cuff and boat him a little to make him more spry. Well, sir, we got under weigh next day with a crackiu' breeze from nort iwest, and in two or three days was out across the Gulf and into fine weather. But their weren't no fine weather for us aboard that hooker; it were work all day and miserable grub and constant abuse from the officers. I come early to grief, cause I weren't used to such treatment, aud when the second mate give mo a clout side of the head for to moke inn move luster, 1. jist nauis on ami lets him have one atwixt the eyes that laid him out senseless for a time. Well, the mate ho came for'ard, and I jist told him for to keep his hands olY of me; that if I had done any wrong I'd go in irons, and so he put me in irons, and I were locked up in ono of the staterooms. I weren't kcp' long though, cause I were in the second mate's watch, and there were only three of us, and takin' me out left but two, and the second mate had for to do my share of the work, which he didn't like, so he got mo let out after twentyfour hours. The old man, he says: "?I ought for to keep you in irons to the end of the v'yago, and then hand you over to the consul, but as I needs your sarvices, I will let yon turn to if you will promiso to behave." Says I: "CaptainThompson, I lias been into ships to which this hero bark ain't fit to bo nothing but a jolly-boat, and I has always behaved myself satisfactory. The work nhrmr.1 <>f this crnft is hard and humbuggiu", and tho grab is poor and abuse frequent; all that I can stand, and moan to, till sioh times as I can change, but blows I won't stand, neither from you nor your oflieors, and if you chooses to lot me out of irons onto them terms well and good, I'll do my duty; and if not, not." So on that I were let out of irons, and though the second mate gave me nil tlio dirty jobs to do that ho could think of, he didn't never strike mo no more. Well, sir, it would take mo too long for to t<;ll you of all the cruelties I seon practiced onto this Crippy. The old mnn seomed to be delighted if he could only torment this poor dovil. He wero mortally timid, and they used for to make him go out onto tho end of tho spanker-boom when she were pitchin', and ride it for hours. They called that " ridin* St. Anthony." Sometimes in very light weather they'd head him up in a barrel, cuttin' a hole for his head to come through, and then ballastiu' the barrel and chuckin' it overboard, a-makin' believe tlioy was a-goiu' to leave him for good and all, and then*, arter leaviu' him away nstern, the old man would lower a boat and pick him up. Sometimes when she'd be goiu' two or three knots the old man would havo a whip rove at the main yardarm, and ho would bond tho end of it onto Crippy jist under his arms and run him out over the 1-TaM firfif. Ink ln'm ilrni* four timeH into tlio water, and then lie'd run him about half way up to the yardarm and leave him swingin'. It weren't that there were any thin' very bad in these deviltries, except for the mortal terror they gave to the lad, and his screecliin's were jist awful to hear at these times. I don't believe any lickin' the old man ever giv' him were half a-s bad us these flights that he got. Well, to cut this here short, we got to Rio at last, arter a very long passage, wliieh I thought would never end, ami arter dischargin' we hauled in abreast of the coffee warehouse for to git our load of coffee. I determined that I wouldn't go no further into that craft, but as Rio are a bad place for to run away in I had arranged it with a old chum of mine aboard of the bark Margaret, what had got her load and were bound to Baltimore, for to stow mo away aboard of her. The night I went aboard of her I had the anchor watch from twelve to one, and I got all my dunnage into my bag and wore jist a goiu' over the side with it when who should appear before me but this hero Crippy. " You're goin* for to run away," says he. " O, take me with you, Tom; take me with you, for God's sake!" Aiul the little atomy flopped down 011 his knees on the deck nfore me, as if I'd boon his guardian all my life. I were completely took aback, for it were one of the old man's rules that this horo chap weren't never to speak to ns chaps afore the mast, and this here mite had nover had so much to say to me aforo. However he got to know I wero a-goiu' I can't say, but here ho were down on the deck afore mo a besoeohin', and I toll you what it is, sir, I jist felt that I'd stand to that boy till the last drop of my blood if necessary. If I couldn't stand that craft, how much more oouldn't he, tliat had so much more to bear? And I says to him: " Take you with mo ? Of course I will, my boy; and I'd jist like to see the mau as would try for to stop me," and I felt uncommon liko whalin' somebody jist then. Well, sir, wo goes aboard of the Margaret, and we finds my chum, who were a-waitin* for me. Ho wero rather took aback when he seed Crippy, but I tolled him enough about the boy for to make it right, and we were stowed away snug down into tlio fore peak. I wero told arterwards that the old man had all the police of Rio at work for to hunt us up. He didn't care so much for mo as for the boy; ho wanted him, and promised somethin' awful in the way of whnlin' if ho caught him, which he novor didn't do no ?oro. Tho day ortoj: wo got to &oa I como out ami I goes to the mate and says I " I'm a stowaway aboard of your ship, sir, but I'm a good sailor man, and can am my grub. I've got a chap with me that won't eat much, even if he can't do much work, and I'm willin' for to do his share of work as well as my own. We've left the bark we were in because she were a hell afloat," and I ups and I tells this mate of the way I'd seen Crippy abused. Well, would you believe it, sir, I actually struck a soft spot into this here mate, and he cottoned right to that boy at once, and says he: " You've done jist right, my man, and I'm glad for to have you aboard; I'll take that boy aft and let him take care of my room, and that'll be easy work for him." The next time I seed Crippy, sir, I hardly know'd him. He'd got his face washed clean, and the iuato had rigged him out complete in a set of his toggery. It were rather largo for Crippy, but it done better than the rags he had been a weariu'. The boy got to bo a great favorite, both with the mate and the old man; he were such a willin' chap, and in consequence of my bringin' him I had good, easy times of it, and when wo got to Baltimore the old mail offered fqr to k.ep Crippy and make a man of him; but the lad had suffered so much at sea that he were determined he would starve to death on shore afore ever he'd go on blue water agin; so the old man he shoved him off onto a parson in Baltimore, and hero I lost sight of him, 'causo I shipped in a brig that were goin' to Montevideo for hides, and went away to sea.?New York World. In the Harvest Field. The most frequent imprudonco in tlio harvest field is the constant drinking of cold water fresh from tlio well or spring in copious draughts. This induces excessive perspiration, which in its turn produces excessive thirst, and tlio result is a serious weakeuincr of tho nervous system. Life, even without labor, becomes a burden when every pore gives out a stream. Tho salts of the blood are rapidly washed in the flood of per spiratiou, and tho system is depleted of that which it can spare the least. This can be obviated by simply avoiding exccssivo drinking. A man may rido upon a reaper or follow it binding for ten hours without needing to drink more than twice, if ho will simply determine to do so. Wo have done this repeatedly without drinking, except at meal times. It is well to avoid tho use of tobacco while in tho flold, and by all means no drop of spirituous liquor should pass the lips of a harvest laborer in our climate while ho is in the fleld. If one must drink, cold coffee or tea without sugar or milk is tho best. This can l;e drank when moderately warm without nausea when water cannot. Hot tea or coffee after dinner is both cooling and refreshing. At least two hours' rest should bo taken at noon, and from halfpast eleven until half-past one is the best interval. When the body is heated by Labor it is perfectly safe to cool it by pouring cold water upon the wrists, by which the temperaturo of the blood is slowly lowered; but it is not safe to cool tho body by sudden exposuro to cool air in a shady barn or a collar. Such a course would bo the greatest imprudence, and almost certain to result in disaster. To cool off slowly is safe, and if one should expose himself to cool draughts he should put on extra clothing and walk about meanwhile. At night, after the work is done, and before retiring to rest, the whole body shonhl be bathed in water slightly tepid, or at least as warm flm air. aiul nui'A KAnn niwl flmn briskly rubbed dry with a course towel. This will briug comfortable and restful sleep. Then a clean undergarment for the night should bo put on, and the day-worn garments placed to air and dry ready for the next day. Cleanliness of person is one of tho best preservatives of health and productive of the greatest comfort in the harvest season. A Cheap Fashion. I observe, says a Paris correspondent, that white, and if not white tho nearest approach to white, is everywhere the rage. White veils, white bonnets, white dresses, white flowers, white ribbons, white fans?all must be white. Fashion has not been so lightly inclined for very many years past. The black that was so universally patronized lost year and the year before last is entirely discarded now?black barege, black grenadine is no longer seen, unless, of course, in cases of mourning?and the lighter the hue of your dress the better. All sorts of cheap cotton materials, cheap in themselves, but excossively dear if mado up by tho fashionable dressmakers, are enormously worn. There is a particular style of coarse linen known in Paris as Oxford, which is sold thore at five sous tt yarn, una huh is mo sum which nil Paris is trying its hardest to buy in great quantities, and make up into most elaborately trimmed seaside dresses. One of the most elegant women iu Paris nppoarod nt a garden party tho other day in a bewildering costume of Oxford, and she was telling every one who gathered about her to ndinirc its multitudinous developments of frill and flonnco that it cost her seven francs and a half only ! She had bought the stuff at tlvo sous a yard, and her maid had made it instead of the dressmaker. A Chicago poet upon hearing that Mile. Nilsson was about to erect cow sheds upon her Peoria lots, burst forth into the following verse: "Christine, Christine, thy milking do tho morn ami evo between, and not by tho dim religious light of tho fitful kerosene. For the cow may plunge, and tho lamp explode, and the Hro fiend rido tho gale, and shriek the knell of tho burning town in tho glow of tho molton pail." SEA SERPENTS. Thp tirent I'robiiblllty llint 1 lio Storlm ulioiit TIm-iii art* Not nil Sailor** Yum*. Tlio Philadelphia Frcninf/ HuUrtin publishes mi account of n sea serpent seen by u gentleman whom it describes as " well known ami reliable.'' His story is fliat while the steamer Roman was on her way from Roston to Philadelphia, and was near the lighthouse on the extremity of Cape Cod, he and others had their attention called to what they at first supposed to be a shark, as a small but short dorsal fin appeared above the water, but afterwards had reason to believe was a sea serpent. Being attacked by a sword fish, it raised its fiat and tortoise-like head fully ton feet out of the water, thus giviug the party an opportunity of observing it moro closely. It had a dorsal ami several lateral fins, looked slimy, and was covered with largo and coarse scales. About four weeks before this occurrence the animal had first been seen near Capo Cod, and several whale boats had been fitted out to capture it. They estimated its length to bo about sixty feet, but tlio pilot said that it had run alongside of the Roman a few weeks previously and that then its length was thought to be at least one hundred and twenty feet. This account, which is evidently given in good faith, recalls the numerous stories of enormous sea serpents which have long formed a largo part of the stock of the old salt when spinning yarns in the forecastle, as well as of others who are naturally supposed to adhere to the truth moro closely than sailors do. But tlio testimony which should lead to tlio beliof that sea serpents do in reality exist is not to bo cavalierly set aside except for very much better reasons than have ever been brought forward. It is not contrary to experience that enormous marine animals should exist ; wo know that they exist now, and some gigantic fossils show that at ono period of the earth's history they abounded in great numbers. There is much direct testimony to their oxistenco in modern times. On August 6, 1H1S, II. M. S. Uaulalus, on her way from the Capo of Good Hope to St. Helena, eamo across a sea serpent. Captain McQuliao and tlio officers observed it with glasses at a distance ot six hundred feet and distinctly traced its eyo, mouth, nostril, and form ; it resembled an animal of tho lizard typo rather than a serpent, and its movement was Htendy, rapid, and uniform, as if propelled by this rather than by undulating power. Tho size seemed w# iiu uuunuuun, uuo iia vmy 21 part 01 tlie animal was out of water no correct estimate could bo made of its length. On the 12th December, 1857, the ship Castilian, bound from Bombay to Liverpool, ami being twelve miles from St. Helena, passed a sea monster which is thus described by Captain G. H. Harrington, Mr. W. Davies, and Mr. E. Wheeler, the three chief officers of the ship : While myself and officers were standing on the leeside of the poop, looking toward the island, we were startled by the sight of a huge marine animal, which reared its head out of the water within twenty yards of the ship, when it suddenly disappeared for about half a minute and then made its appearance in the | same mauuer again, showing us distinct ly its neck and head about ten or twelve, feet out of water. Its head was shaped like a long nun-buoy, and I suppose the diameter to have been seven or eight feet in the largest part, with a kind of scrou or nut 01 loose sum encircling it about two feet from the top. The water was discolored for several hundred feet from its head, so much so that on its first appearance my impression was that the ship was in broken water; but the second appearance completely dispelled those fears, and assured us that it was a monster of extraordinary length, which appeared to be slowly moving toward the land. The ship was going too fast to enable us to reach tlio masthead in time to form a correct estimate of its extreme length, but from what wo saw from the deck wc conclude that it must liavo been over two hundred feet long* * * I am convinced that it belonged to the serpent tribe; it was of a dark color about the head, and was covered with several white spots. Between 1811 and 1846 there were several reported appearances of this monster in the seas fronting the United States and Canada, and at about the same period a similar creature was seen near tlio Shores of Norway, considered as identical with ouo depicted in Ponftippidan's "Natural History of Norway." Twenty years before such a serpent had been repeatedly seen on the coast of the United States, aud also about 1806 and 1818. The accounts given of such sights are consistent, and thero soems to be no earthly roason for rejecting them, except bocanso they sound like sailors' yarns, which aro no tougher than travelers' tales, such as that of Du Clmillu when he told of the discovery of that remarkable animal, the gorilla, and was generally disbelieved. Strictly speaking, the existence of enormous marine "serpents" is not improbable, and this last report of one seen will add to ho credibility of tlio older accounts. The Modern Gkohob Wahhington.? Georgo Washington couldn't toll a lio, and that's what ails tho average Vicks burg boy. The other day, wheu ouo of them accidentally broke a pauo of glass in a store window, it was touching to see him walk bravely into the store and up to the merchant, and say : " Mr. Blank, I broke a pane of glass in tho window tliero, and you can charge it to the old man's account! Put it down as a pound of saleratns, and he'll never )uio\y the difference}" i Anxiety wiili a Substantial Foundation. A young lady in Virginia writes the New York Ledger n long, confiding let- nl ter, expressive of deep anxiety springing at from a source which is not only rational in itself, but which must be applicable 8j to many cases besides her own. She is ^ in love and is engaged to Vie married, tl Her suitor desires that the marriage should take place tho coming autumn. , She has no well-grounded objection to y this except one : She is afraid her futaro husband will bo disappointed when he ^ finds out how littlo she knows about housekeeping ; * and " sho sensibly adds, "if I think ho is dissatisfied, of course that will blight my happiness. There is nothing," sho continues, "to a prevent our being married at any time, ^ with this exception." Wo think this is an obstacle of a very fe serious character, and, as against an im- vi mediate marriage, is sufficient. No young tl woman ought to got married until she w tinderstands every department of housekeeping. And there is no exouse for y any one not understanding housekeeping 8( in all its branches. The only thing in w tho way of learning is indolence ; for Bj one opportunity or another can always bo found or made. The advice wo give to our correspon- 11 dent is appropriate to all other young ladies similarly situated. It is to learn ,c all about housekeeping as soon as possi bio. It in a kind of knowledge of which every one may well be proud. There is no art in which woman can be more use- rc ful. fc Nor is it to be looked upon as a mere- 1* ly humdrum, matter-of-fact business, by. 113 any means. Far from it. Thero is good ej nature, amiability, generosity in a good dinner ; and there is rest, thero is quiet, af thoro is peace, thero is contentment in a tt well ordered house. gi Wo would say to overy engaged young fc lady: If you wish to retain the love and af admiration of your future husband, one important stop toward it is to excel in t housekeeping. _ rc fc Eggs and Financial Wisdom. { Sho said sho'd take a dozen of oggs, but while tlio grocer was counting them out sho asked the price. Ho told hor Ul and she shrieked : "Seventeen cents?" ^ "Yes, ma'am." " Why, that's outrageous !" - ^ " Well, it's hard time6 and everything ? is up." She sat down on a sugar barrol, sighed 04 several times, and asked if eggs were ai likely to be lower or higher. a " I don't claim to be a prophet," ho replied, as ho twisted a sheet of paper n< into the shape of a funnel, " but I dare say that they'll be down to sixteen and one-half cents in less than a week, and tl perhaps go lower. Trade, which is af naturally depressed during July and ri August, is looking up a little. Our ex- lj ports of gold are now equalled by our fr imports. The calling in of bonds puts ri more ready money afloat, and capitalists are much more hopeful this week than . last. The crops are about ready to ^ move, navigation prospects are brighter, and public confidence in financial meas- V urea is rapidly returning. One thing moves around another, you see, and ^ though, as I said before, I am not a sj financier, and my predictions are not entitled to any great weight, it seems clear to me that eggs have got to come down. A great current of eggs is setting toward y this point from a dozen different directions, and oven if the calling in of bonds a and the sale of surplus gold don't pro- u" duce lower prices, I cannot seo why c' UglUOM KJIOUUI gO lip. She reached into the pickle barrel, nipped a cucumber, and went away won- hi dering why her husband nover knew tli anything.?Detroit fVce I'rexx. to w Fever Diet. pi Dr. Luton, of Rlieims, states that for K the last four years be has treated typhoid .. by an absolute water diet. Nothing but good fresh filtered water, occasionally iced, is permitted to be taken. At lirst, he says, it is taken with avidity, 18 then in moderation, and at last with P signs of satiety; it is sometimes vomited U1 at lirst, but is soon tolerated; at the be- 111 ginning of the treatment the bowels et may bo a little relaxed, but they soon ^ become moderate and less offensive, and ^ after a time constipation may ensue. The duration of this treatment depends c< upon the progress of the disease; that E is, between four and fivo days of water II exclusively may b e required, if the A fever bo treated as a whole, but three pi e .1 a? e ?1_ ii - * ? i or luiu uuys Hiunce ix omy me intestinal g< element of the disease be considered, ai A light alimentation may then be allow- E ed?milk, unboiled, may be mixed with tho water and given by spoonfuls, and if p, well supported for a time, to be followed ft, by broth and soup. Undor this treatment p, the mortality is very low, no evil results g, ensue, and serious complications, inclu- tv ding visceral congestions and bed oores ai at once disappear. m di <>iant Ciitlle Fish. Homo timo sinco was moutiouod tho 1,1 discovery by tho ltev. Mr. Harvoy, of 88 St. Johns, Newfoundland, of a giant cut- ftl tie fish oft' tho coast of that island. Wo now learn from him that a still larger one was cast, ashore near Fortune l>ay in Decembor last. Tho largor arms moasured twonty-six fo?t each, with a circnmference of sixteen inches, tho short arms being about one-third that longth with gi tho samo circumference. No portion ir was preserved oxcepting tho l>eak and one U] sucker, which is an inch in diameter, in Tho fishermen carried it off as food for 01 their dogs. Tho specimens preserved 01 will probably be sent to Professor Ver- bi rill, of Yale College, for comparison with ei what ho has of tt o first one, ' ' tl . - u Items of Interest. Fishermen should always take a lunch ong with them, for they may not bo >le to get a bite during the day. Sister Lize sighs many sighs at the ze of the fliep. Then she shies her room at the flies, and cries fly flies, and icy dies in agonies. A South Carolina woman took a pair 1 No. 7 shoes because she could get lem for the same prioe as No. 8's, but ou hardly ever And a woman as sensible i that. A Southern farmer said that carpets oked hondsome on a floor, but he juldn'i afford to hire some one to carry carpet out doors every time he wanted > spit. So large were the hailstones which >11 at Oamascns in a tempest which iaited that city on the 1st of June, that iree men were killed by them and eight onnded. A boy living at Drowned Lands, N. ., gave a horse paris green " just to se if the animal would die or not." He as gratified, as the horse lived but a lort time aftor eating the poison. If a flirt is a fool who delights in fool)g fools, and the fool who is fooled by ich a fool is the fooliahest kind of a >ol, tlien4ho girl that gets " taken in " y that fooliahest kind of fool must be a >oI, indeed. According to the United States oensns sports the average value of the hay crop ir the five years np to and including 173 amounted to $340,000,000, which is l excess of any other product of the soil coept corn. The Leavenworth (Kansas) people are flioted with flying snakes, that crawl trough tho air four feet above the round. They are little things, about a Kit long, spotted, with flappers as large i a man's hand. A sister of ex-Governor Honter, of onnessee, fell into a trance so closely isembling death that she was prepared >r burial. Upon revival she said she ad been with her father, who had been ead many years. Mr. Cleveland, on leaving the Con-* acticut House after his speech on woman iffrago, met a man who said "he ouldn't vote to make a man of his wife." tr. Cleveland responded: " I hope our wife will succeed in making a man t ? L JUU. A party of belated gentlemen, about a artain hour, began to think of home id their wives' displeasure, and urged departure. " Never mind," said one f the guests, " fifteen minutes can make i) difference; my -wife is as mad now as 16 can be." A woman of Indianapolis has shown lat she could be as murderously brutal i almost any man. She pursued her val in love into a closet, shot her fatalr, and then, patting her revolver glecilly, exclaimed : "Oh, quiver! That's glit, die hard ! I enjoy this, I do I" A South Boston lady -was reoently in rrogated by a Benedick as to why she id not get married. She replied: "I refer to be an old maid." He said he id not believe it, as he felt sure she ivied liia wife. " Oh, no 1 that would 0 breaking the commandment?'Thou lalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.' " At Dolmen the Germans pointed four f Krupp's cannon, loaded with balls int collectively weighed twelve hunred weight, against a target made like section of the skin of the best English on clad, and the cannon were then dislarged simultaneously by the electrio ire, and the target was annihilated. An officer of flic "Frcnrfh armv wnra is uniform about the streets of Borne ie other day, and was on the point of sing mobbed by the indignant citizens lieu the police took him under their rotection. That uniform is not very Dpular among the Romans, owing to apoleon III.'s military occupation of ie city. If men are the salt of the earth, women o the sugar. Bait is a necessity, sugar a luxury. Vicious men are the salteter ; hard, stern men the rock salt; ice family men the table salt. Old mids aro the brown sugar ; good-naturl matrons the loaf sugar ; pretty girls ie fine pulverized white sugar. Pass ie sugar, please I A xesident of Pottsville, Pa., has a nil which has been decided to be a [obrew shekel of the date of 335 B. 0. ; has on one side a representation of aron's budded rod, and on the. other a niwi h ccuser wnxi incense. iub same ?ntleman aImo has an old Saxon coin, 1 Elizabethan shilling of 1591 and an nglisli coin of 1093. A young and newly married couple issed along tho line of the Chesapeake id Ohio railroad, both traveling on free isaes. Some years ago the groom ranted right of way to the railroad >mpany through his lands on oondition, nong other things, that when he arriod he should have two free weding excursion tickets. i A Maine man has preserved tho follow igcurious legal document: "Hancock, L Novr 11th 1800. Then personally ipeared Ibrook Eddy of Eddington, id acknowledged himself guilty of iving uttered two profano oaths on this vy, and has paid a fine for the same as io law directs to mo?O, Loonard, Listioe of tho Poaoe." Whilo a party of fifteen men woro euigcd in running a thrashing machine i Georgia a heavy cloud and rain oame p, and a bolt of lightning struck in the lidst of the crowd, killing three men utright and injuring to some extent the it h o party. Two of the men werfl rothers, and were pending one on tch sido of their fati^r when killed, ie father miraculously esriipiitg unhurt, * * ' \ ? ' i,. i, .