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f V THE SOUTHERN WAR SONO. Am: Anne Laurie. 1. We leave our pleasant homestead*, We lonvc our smiling farms, At the first call of duty, Wejueh al once to arms? We rush at ODce to arms, To guide our coasts we fly. For the land our molliua liv'd on Bravely to bleed or diE 11. Up! boys, and quit your pleasure, Up 1 men, and quit your toil, Tf>e invader's {apt must never Be pressed upllAf'our soil? Be pres^'d upon our soil. In whiclfour futhe/a sleep. Their blessed graves our care, boys Mo9t,sncred i}- muaj. kc-p. 111. 'Twos in our own brnve South, men, That first of all .was sung, TU<it thrilling Freedom Tliat thro' (lie land linlli rung? >> Tliat thro' the lundJnitli lung. And we'll soumPTh}'^fdVes once nioro, Till our men and children ohout it From the mountain to tly: shore. IV Sweet eyes are fill'd with tears, men, Sweet tears of love and pride. As our wives and sweetheaits l>id us Go tneet wlmte'er betide? c. ? <Go meet uhnte'er betide, And God our guide shall be, , As we drive the foe before us And rush to victory. C A N D l&F A T E S . For Ordinary. JOHN A. HUNTER, Col. J. (J. 1}ASK IN. ? .HJ1V.N W. l.hM.hY," NATHAN!EL McCAXTS, E*q. For Sheriff. ROBERT JON BR. WILLIAM (L NEAT,. For Clerk.-" JAMES A. \VA,.i)LAW. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY Silt .TAMES CLAUKE'S Celebrated Female Pill?. PROTECTED T'1:TTKRS ! r.Y ROYAL PATENT, j Tliis invaluable medicine i? unTniling in ihe j cure of all those painful iand dangerous dis- i cases incident to the female constitution. It moderates all excesses and ret??oyes all oli- [ fitruetions. from whatever cAiisc, nnd a rpeedy ' cure may be relied on. to iriARRVEi* Ladies tis peculiarly suited, ft w ill, in a short time j bring on the monthly period with regularity! CAUTION?Thefljk.'l'ills shtJUld not be taken i by females tliat at'e pfrognant, during the first; three month;, as tliev uro suj&to hriiv*r??n Mis- | carriage ; Irul ntetjery other time, and iU eve- j ty other case tlicy aW- perfectly safe. Hi all cases of Xerfo<?s And Spinal Affections Pain in the Back and Limbs, Heaviness, fa tigue on slight exertion, -Palpitation of the Jleart, Loxvness of Spirits, Hysterics, fciek lle*'6*<<l?e, Whites and all the painful di^eBses occasioneil'by a disordered system, ilicse Tills will effect a cure when nil oilier mean6 have fail ed. Full directions in the pamphlet around each pacunge, which should Ue enrulully preserved. A bottle containing r?0 pills, on J encircled with the Government Stamp of .Great Britain caft. be sent prrat. free for $1 and f> postngestamps Qfeneral agent for U. S., Job Moses,Rochester - tiold in Abbeville by Donald McLauchJin, Hr. 3. Branch, and C. 11. Allen, and all Drgg ci^ts everywhere. Van Schack & GrierSon, C iar!e?Utn, Wholesale Agents. 1, 18t IMPORTANT TO PLAJNTE T HI IE3 4/ Richmond Co., Ga., /Continues t5 manufacture woollen Ag/; <}LOTU at 121 cents per yard for Plain and IC for Twills?finding $very material ex cept Ike Wool. The extensive nn<l constantly increasing patronage the Fwctory hits enjoyed for ye?t* past, otoure the Proprietors that the article of Winter Clothing for Negroes, qiade by them, has not been surpassed by auy Cloth made North oiySouth. llCeeot'extensive impiovemonts, and others now being erected, enable us to keep up the standard the Qooda?,and to secure am early t, delivery. Planters, or others, -who moy wish Xo tend us Wpol to be into Cloth, can send, it dirty M! SIMM?if 4t. ilinnM --?i i WHteVTand. done thoroughly. Jf seftt dirty, charge half centp?r^itrd for wubin^f ^ Curry wool i? not abjrctionablc?the burr# are re rowved by rfiehinory. THE NAMK OF THE OWSMBK SHOULD BR MARKED UPON WERY PAKAOB -SENT. Wool aenfc by Railroads in Georgia, Alabama TfaaratBHKflr.fcfcoth Caroling to the Auku*U xsvfjui'f wiwi And ,*lCtch ?M?d F?<>tory,,.marjkW\ipon it, will be ivgu4 l*rW;<tnd promptly' neoeived, rfnd 1fte ClotI), * TrB?t> mede, returned to the point direoted.rr Each parcel ii made op io the turn received Iff would e?peoinJly ur*C upon patron* the irr?U nMi*uitv nf omiSiuw-in '"> w?i -- f'y *" -v..M.up Ml KMC IIUUI OP DUUII gfted., fi thi* rule n followed; the parties Mlways be?qr? of^h^vip^ ihe pijjth ip ^./ 4t>jwootfqn? *ip Mewrn. ITEMING ROW&AffDj Agents in A?pu?ta, Gi ! A- JOHNSTON, - Pre*i?ent*Qichmcind Pnutnru JFHEE SPEECH VINDICATED-SINGING OF THE 1IARSEILLAISE HYMN. At midnight, lust evening, one of the most astonishing occurrences that ever transpired in New Y *k, took place in Broome street, near Wallack's Tlieatro. A Frenchman, one of four or fivo that go about the streets singing different songs, happened to select the MajrsfcUlaise, for the edification of somcuePtnrties who hailed in Crosby street. A {^?Sg of sixtee^or seven teen Abolitionists, four of tbem in military uniforms, tushed across from Mercer street, and commenced hissing, booting and abus ing the poor vocalist, with the bitterness of savages. There were only five of bis pa trons by. lie tried to go on, wilb the most soul-stirring song of liberty ever com posed ; but a perfect storm of hisses pre vented him" Exasperated by the ungene rous and uncalled-for demonstration, be plaintively protested against the harshness used toward him* be von free French man,' he said, 'mo always sing di Mar seillaise in Ni York, and never no one * make me stop before. Fy you do dis ting? Napoleon rules you not; 'tis no crime to shpeak von vord for liberty.' 4Well, we don't s want a d d South ern hymn chanted in these streets,' said a tall, .lean New Englander, bolder than bis fellows. ^ unai, Kir, r?*plit<?I a stalwort, powerful ,* man, one of the five that engaged Frenohy it; the Marseillaise, an air wedded lo words which all freemen reverence.' 4 We haint got 110 o^j.-ction to the air itself,' replied one of the opposite party, 'but the rebels down South make it their national authem, and we look upon it as a Southern tune, and it shan't be sung under our noses, that's all. You dare not interfere, you narrow? j minded bigot,' cried the Mg man, be- oming '< warm ; 'see here, fellows,' he added, turn in# to his frhjnde, 'stand by tliis poor for eigner, singing a song of freedom, and the ' first tyrant or tyrant's tool that raises a 1 Iwmd 10 harm him, will 6ee stars.' 'That's 1 the talk,' responded lh6 four individuals^ who came up from Crosby street, 'and that's *' what you should have said "an hour ago; now let them ere lank nigger worshippers 1 come on, If they feel like it, and^f we can't 1 make thein dance to the Marseillaise, there's 1 no Democrats left in Gotham.-* Thus awed, the Republicans fell back, each?pf them muttering that 'people had ' belter mind how they ialk secession hife.' 'We do iiot talk recession, sirs,' answered 1 another ppokesmgn of the Democrats. 4\Ve 1 ?pe?k fur individual freedom. L^btfrly was the hwtto on every banner raised it^tbia 1 city?in this tuition?until our Abolition 1 President was elected. Who lids since 1 heard in pliblio a word about freedom 1 ' what public meeting, since your CfcptainVj' famous proclamation, has 'liberty' been ad-' vanced ? On what lata evasion an American dared to say one syllable for peo pie's rights 1 AndjSopw you throw the rtin?k to the ground, ana**coine oiit in yotir true colors. You would not tieftf a 'Southern Hymn' as you call it ?' 'Several voices?'No, we would not? Sneaker??'Than *?h?? I.t-mn -J ?;iuu UV JUU I want i1 All Republican*?'Tlie Star Spangled Bar?' nor.' . J Speaker?'Why, that, too, is a Southern hymn. It was written by a?outhem man; set to music by a Southern man ; first sung by a Southern mail.' The Republicans"?'We doo't believe.' Speaker?'Hecfcuse your intelligence and MucBtion, like your' patriotism, are only . skin deep. I tell you what I sav is correct. Wlfy, there is not fire enough in Northern < vblood to give life to a song^of freedom. Even tlmt banner of. tke stars, which; y&u rant so much aboutj was %concefl&l by a Southern mgn, first 'raanu Southern roan, and first flew^from * South ern flsg-fiUtff. This tookjplape when your fathers were probably 8e|Hn?cattfe in ' the -jprutHD army, 11) at it might crpftti out 'the robels,' of ^fcicb one George Wa*hiijgton wu thecbief. He, too, wa^ajloiutiero loan. T&t old Benedict Arncld^waa qot * JGoutbern man. Ho who Bold bin Wfantry and betray?d bis |}*g .was a New EJnjjlftoiJtf* in spirit api) fepljng the prototype of MP, wfio now epit upon a countj?pi6n of Ua^J|k?yeUe, bef.au Be-Hfe f>realt>? afcRtiraw.te too lofty for,your cramped cflsc 'Down with tlie robafe' 'down, with hint-,' vgiyehim fiu^Met u? barebtti down/'.sod, ?uob pbnuea ealute^Be ^#.of lbf> speater ; ?.remiy mg |(fiW1>y Dtooqr?e *?&. The,five from C>^y4,irtj^et. had^bsoa ^U^, "*wh'tob th? eloqpsnt jSfc}opT*?. balijflfd.#* opponent* \?k ? bctt-of *?&? - i wmi orown arming tbe warmth and- dura bility are doubled",; wbUS protection against dampness from lying on tbe gro\ind is almost complete. 5. N.ever lie or sit down on thfi grass or bare earth for a moment; rather use your hat?a handkerchief even is ereat nrotec 80LDLEB8' fiQjJALTH. 1. Tn iShy ordinary campai sickness disables or destroys three tune9 as many ns the sword. 2. On a march, from April to Novem ber, the entire clothing should be a colored t flannel shirt, with a losely*buttoned collar, cotton drawers, woollen pantaloons, shoes and stockings, and a light-colored foil hat, with broad brim to protect the eyes and face from the glare of the sun, and from tllA rain nml o onkotanllal ? >.? ! ? wuvobuutiui UUb K1UV UUOVjf coftt when off duty. . * 3. Sun stroke is almost effectually pre? vened by wearing a silk handkerchief in the crown of tho hat. 4. Colored blankets are be?t, #nd if lined tion. The warmer you are, the greater need for this precaution, as a damp vapor is immediately generafed;' to be absorbed by the clothing, and to cool you off*too rapidly. ^ 6. While marching, 01* on other ar.tivc duty, the more thirsty you are, the more essential it is to safety of life itself tp rittify out the mouth two or three times, and then take a swallow of water at a time, with Bhort intervals. A brave French general, oo a forced march. felLdd&d on the instant, * 1 by drinking's.largely of cold water, when Bnow on the ground. , 7. Abundant sleep is essential to bodily ? efficiency, and that alertness of mind which is all impo.rtan}'in an engagemenf; and few mings more certainly and more effectually prevent sound sleep than eating he&'tHy after sundown, especially after a heavy march or deeperat^battle. ^ 8. Natl)frig is mora certain to' secure endurance and capability of long continued effort, than the avoidance of* everything as i drink,.except cold water, not excluding coffee at oVeakfast. Drink as little as possi ble of even cold water. 9. After any sort of exhausting effort, a cup of coffee, hot cold, is an admirable sils tamer of (he strength, until nature begins Lo recover herself. 10: ^Never eat heartily just before a great undertaking; because the nervous power is ij^esistibly drawn to the stoft^gih to man age the food eaten. thU6' drawing off that supply iVliidti the bmia-.-and muscjes ep much tieed. 11. It persona will drink brandy,*"?! incomparably safer.fo do so after an ?fforf than before; jpril^Jflri giyeotfly a transient strength, lasting but a few minutea ) but it i;:m never belinowtl ho* long - any given : *_ u. i? - - uo Kepi in continuance, and if longer than the few njioutea the body be i:6nu? more feeble than it #ould hSte been wiibou^tbe aLftflulus*; it ia clear that its use. before an effort if always 'hazardous and ia' always unwise. ^ i2. Never go^to sleep, especially afWa great effort^ e^en in bgt weather, without some fcovoriqft Qj$6f:Vojii VS. oder nlPdircurastntice*, ratlicr than <W) Jie fcajp $roubdftl*,ifl 'thgjNffe; low of. two logs placed UJ^ethor; or"acrosa side; apfrfprin leanjbg ngsnns tre^ A D^p^rfeo or fifteao minute# that posiiion ?ill refresh yoatnore thfcn Ttrmr An t1?2fc K'6?a -? ?*? 4**w -J-UA? ? vam <tiiu mo uuguionai . advantage of perfect ^fety. 14. A out-is less" <Jad?erous than a b\jl? fat-wound, and blfcflU more rapidly.<^jyp , 15. If from sjjr wound Ike blood spurl* out in jetfc in&tewl ?f a'steady alV^Jfn, you will die id a few minutes unless it is remc? Uecusc ah Artery has been divided, afffHbivt takes the blood direct from the fountain of life. To stop Dili instantly, tie ft tinniflf?rrtii'rf -l-?L ? ?.. ? ?^-.v v. yvwci uium "very looaeiy 0*61Ween tlio woiind and- the heart?; put- a 4MP bayonet, or ramrod^etw^BD and the haodkerobief and twiff U ar^? until the bleeding' eewfM, k!*J aniil thQ.ourgeon HcXCi 'Jmtnbt of Health. & ^ _ Aju 9M:*.- ' ~w Tftob** in Tb* 7thr Regiment S". b. Volantafem, Col. T. O. B<\ co? copmnndui^ ia moit eligibly we*q&p ed oi>*fic}ga ?bj*fcjive roih^b^Q? *' " *?d?^.SgS>%8*C' aamr*-j1? * LTH AND tfODTH. April 28, 1861.?^he*/rood Book say# a 'haughty spirit goethbejbro a-fall.' The prespnt demoniac spirit $ud rTage-for con quest on the part of the North bodes thorn no good. It Is widely different-from the calm and cool courage witb'^wljicU Hie South defends her libertie's and herfiresides. Tn tlifi ;? .1 ... u.uib!, iv ia ius, uuuing? 01 a mcro mass, relying upon it^ifrhbe^fo^bWcess.. In the latter, each ^nfnlh is a"'Wr^ raoiTir ?,1.. J....... force of mere military association. All hd' prays for is- tho death grabble with the Yankoe, and jf lie can only meet his man, he does not think of. .wfhal may happen B the rest of the Let any one survey ttie bronzed and determined faces of. tho vi t v; 9 ? *r * South. Carolina encamped near Richmond, and be ^rill c&sily discover in each coutitennnbe ibe personal traits which would-jnake" them' itffgslslible by Yankee KoHKk.:??. ,iTs_^S _ ? ?. - >? vnunus iu nuy ill lug apprOBCUing lO equality-of-numbers^- ^ The Romanjand Greeks in fomrtr, ?nd '( the English iti modafa times, have prevatt ed over outnumbering hoMs froin tliesupe- c rior personal fi'anhood of the individual ( men wh^ made up their armies* .Witness the'ilelds 5f -Pltf^teH^Plassy and Inkermaim I { At the latter eight ihoura(fd>J30glishq&en C defeated thirty thousand Rfosians? I should much regret >if these remarks \ construed as jiijHerrating the necessity J c of ^a j^Bciplhie and Organization far beyond ( til Q# r'telllnli twjfb- l> w?v .u^wu w*v.*' uv/*y unvo* )V 13 CHUQOl whip the^Yartfeees by an empty hurrah* We canv wBjp .roem with our" young rpeb whenever they shall be properly djj$|ilgd, equipped and tadght to aot in concert. We have sent to meet a mass of vulgarian^and refuse "fcf the Norffr", a s^t of gentlemen and gallant' meD.-'" tyany of tlicse must spill their blood in tb$~oontest, but lot us see to it that their lives are not needlessly sacrifi ced by exposing them in an imperfect and disorganised condition.! The North cannot stand a protracted wAV so well as the South. The North relies ujjuii ouukueru ir?ue ana manufactures lor the Buppo^bf five millions of -her people. War (cripples all tlyiJL Industry. The ques tion^of superiority will be,one of- relatite production of hreadfeilicHiieat.of endilrapfiB and*fbrtitud6l)f character, and of indivldu al pluck., m all of these the South will have tfi?j&Va^igg.' Tlie preparations na to fpnhttrori^ of arc renrly equal at pl-^pt, except that the Sdbth lifls tio A'rraoj^vitf joperation. She feo'oto -'Wyi haive obe thanks Ho ttfi. sieiiure of naxpet^ l&rfy alfd. Che* prompt Removal of \j?e mftejijgeryby tbe Virginia authorities. We bavCTioK a large riumbdr^f arms in the South 86bt to the different * Armorifik there by Governor Floyd in order thai, tbef* eo^t^^wljen it is* opened, might not find, us unprepared arid defenceless. For^thib ho iftts been detioufcced iq? every ^Northern press, but thd obligatidtm of tbe to him for this act of 'forecast," tfad harcvjy be dy%fe?timatcd? And yet it is tbafc gbi^ somewhat It wbulil^ef better for "Vitgiqia to be rep^t^entdd* at Klontgomfcry by "some ?or\l,te^m^rd or lute Uniott ebfiekeiy {jpn b/*the rrifrtj to-who^e sagadfty we OWe One-half tho.present,^otithejn ,preparation Si-an^j^If^clr i)n4^? fthfo*circula ting malicious rej^irtiW^fcUt his'npejgbbor, it may be 6?]^dowi? an inviolable, rule that any sttjjb pefsofiMs dtsbond&t. ^ot only dishonest, but, froth bis ipfattouTdis ^osition, daWerou^ to all' with tw^pm he may-be acquainted. circulates fajse, impretsiotrt, and vets people *upob an err J :| rooeons coors^of judgmen tftffa iiv respeot to otber^ which taafc/frequ5j^T'l j be nfipojus lo IteiSr, pr^petUv,. 1 gerrtra^ir^bpy lo society, m$re raaa W tlife h -pdrrjd, arftlk deatrc^ii4&6?&ien(ie. U TtieJ3&Wi!Nho is of^ciftofafltig '\ boa*report*- mu?t necessarily. b^dtfafjfltFu^ ;.i fttv^- (ierefore cll*bcH|?t f be iqlist be abim- ] tgyrpry'principle of^rooml feeling. ' !n in^PW^ionei*, ?*h?:o t?roan waaconvic- 1 Ce4 of being ? fclancUrer, be was stood to < deatb as b??ng a dKpge* arid-a curae to the ' ?|.aU IwA.ii? T WAE HU 008T " ?? "' Stiei o was a time when Hi the habit of estii^attti^'tl^w ;ost of war. They did so for t - - irst, to ahdv* ^t^e^polish^ nat jo w najlBrtal combat and daughter each other, wfaAt an expensive pastime they fndtjJged n; secondly, to-' flatter tbemsej^b?,-wb6s?^ empire teas peace.' Now 'the caeo'ts.ilfr! "erenj. In Jhe whole country, there'kr^DOt jjtee newspepert tbat'touckrUje p^scuulaVy -#???-SkSjEV- .,3rr2iCzM6? ntivinrar >jhi||oo.'^so^ttive . < tfateriBTta-ftreJn.it to establish the fact thai he 'United States, <wh6se greatness was ounded .is about to edthtnence >ne W thV coelliest"struggles ever hiade.in he world.^Let us see what expense wa^ lave hitherto incurred. . . _ ..-r The war preceding the treaty of Ryswick n 169-7, cOBt $130,000,000. TliQ^paniah 'war."of ^739,' settled (-for, it Aix-la-Obapolle, cost $270,000,000. TT - The war of JthVSpijijiish' Succession ^cro^t 5311 MO,000. -- ' " Tb<} treaty of Paris, in 1*703, ended a rioody*;4Mggle, "which cost $560,000, >00. * : * -- - The war oF American Independence jost Englfifid and this country , $9'30j000, )00. i 'IJhe war of ten years, Wlrtcb is knowp.as tbeeFrehcb Revolution'of 1795',' cost $^S0, KW.OdO. W* ,rTj>e 'vyfir ?giinst the First Napoleon, ybiqli bmffijn 180<fand ended-in 1815, oatHhe 'erttraordftary amount of 4?,f800. >ot>;oDo: ' "v The Crimean war cost $84,000,000. The. last It&jian war, (not- including the idstilities between Victor Egimantielj^Jaris j >a1di, Bomba, Ac.) coat $45,000,000. * ' JL*-* - 1 ? Tlie last war in India cost-Eogtand $38, 100.000, The li t might b| doubled. *"It includ^ ?are only of which deB nite statistics are on cSord. The cost of thfrffieaent war here 10 statistician can 6*jthnate^becanqe...the OS8 to,comtnercei industrv -and trado which V " * . "V y "" t-will involve is beyond <he reach of calcu atincj powers.?New York Daihj News. s, _?v WoitAK*3 COtrilAGE AND DESrariON.? 3(Ming " tjio whole pf'Lord Dundonald's" trdtious services nnd romantic adventures nj3outh America, Lady Damjonald . :qmpiafiicd hint, to soothe hm-^anxiefifc?, to tistaioMiljikhopes. to Animate his exertions, o shnfe hls^dangere. *'?nB sught, whilst he Vtxs in command of the Chilian fleet, Tii? ilui>gt)t becalmed, linger ^battery, Vfifoh - he vyatTaMailed with . redhot phot, ili^rq^n were seized -with"R pknic, and de lerted ?-their " 'guns?. If th&.firefikftn the, ?L * > ^ . _ . --ifc . .C >. - v>*.*? mor^wns uoi xgiurned, it would speedily* jecdroe .^eady/sustained, and fatal. lie frentjfown.to the cabin where she^lnvl?'If i WAn*$n*6et them the examplo,^ they may1 >e shamed out of their fears ; it is our only shance.' She roae and followed him upon .h& deck, We have heard her relate that .be.i^et object that met her eye was the jattefy, with its flaming furnaces, round: which dark' figures were moving, lookingt nore lilt<y pcarnate demons than men. A ;1ance atjnegjiusband's impressive "features, ind^Wa <te#|bl calmness, Reassured her. sli^'ffokiSV D^tolf/iHd fired a guri when L :?- -Am._ or - ? -**' BcratlnijErfnar const^ntl the past progress-of perhaps otfrorwisalrtfftjfc^ie^^ad; andf ? ^c*YaJtoyg tbr??^clu8?Qri|f'tbeoJp drawn natirctf ofcfinto the ttta<?lh it, hj?'- b'??a AojnA lba?3 of" aj^oi^ ^^bad, four jpoifibn bqj^re, had ~an attack of typhus*'thnito defined" trang^^w^ta'aW reigieiiiedi c6tB U-'lie foljowjn'g bints to-- our voruoteevs nva ^gkoefr&ibftt &g^H8^iwketr>it^*)ne tbteknes* of^brpftn^rilling. Tbte Sdt&bat fotfi$>un >r Buy' ti small ; ' India rubber --blanket (only one ta~l?y^n - pieigroand, or to thfttW over your sb^jders ttu?u uu.^uaru umy auriog a rain storm". Most or the eastern troops" are provided with flftpse. Straw to lie upon is' not al ways'to be bad.. 4. The bestVmilitary bat in use is the light coJorod soft feltthe crowa^ing sufficientlyrhigh* to allow apace for air oyer the bead. You can fasten it up as q con . ? . . . -L * linentai in fair weather, or tarh it down when it is wet or very sunny. ? 5. JLet your, beard grow, so as to protect the tbroat^and'lungu v. ~ ^ 0. Keep your entire^person c|ean ; tliis prevents fevers apd.^wej complaints ^ in .1:^.1.. tw.a i'..vj'l - L-.-l' n.i.iu wiuibico. ?* nan your uoay eac'J any if possiblo. Avoid strong coffee anci oily meat. Generg,},Scott said'tliat too, free use ,o? these (together with neglect in keeping the48ltfcr?]?an) cost, many a soldier bis life -in Mexico. 7. A sudden clieok,{of perspiration by cbilly or nigbt air. often causes fever and death,, Whett tbus expo^f*tf6"not forget your bUnkeC*, , f .. ' . : 'An Old Soldier.' m i'm* K Tif tbe game of life men most frequently, play tbe knave, and .women, the deuce. * . "V V ^ Why is a waiter like a'Mcfl-hnrsA ? often rffh.8 fpr a plate or cup. ' . ?*? Fast horses win curacy the use of their legs. k Fast men lose"ti6ir legs by the use ' 'Tr^t^ofstjlation of Great Britai n consists of, thirty odd millions,' saya I-Jbrd Macauj -* .A-^rfooK , . ' ""le two most precious (. tags uowcn ciosea in noops are girls and kega of whiakeyY-T*''** - , I Aoiurious .inquirer, desirous to know liow i M - ** . i be lgok^; when asleep, sat with closed eyes J beforea tnirrojv ' J* M - What would'this:world be without wo men !,- A perfect blank?like tf sheet of paper, not ?ten' titled. ; ** $ -u - ' * m v. , fYotr waut nothing, do you 1' said Pat. 'Bedad/an' if it'snothing* ydh Want, jjftu'll find It in tlie jucr where the wbiBkeViwas.' A bachelor editor, who 'had a pretty sit- ; ter, .jediqtly wratd to anotheMjnchelov equally fortunate---'Please exchange,* '* "WiSv ajef thV^Qama Laws the joljieat laws Mre Kftve ? Because th'ei&express ob ject is to 'keep the game alive.' * . y . wa> '*-* ^ r" ' get dawn oosyour hapds and knees a tuinuto, please.'?'What on earth shall I &> thai "for, $et 1'?"Cuue ftrant to draw au elephau^.t "?*VT . j- y v " Nkck and^iiekls.?Ayoung man nam - ed Neck baa recently been fnarrfedJo-Mis? H^pls. Tbey'are n^w. theVfefqje, litorally tied neck- and haaU^tygetfieh * f *?id a iga^Jotff fel? rtusUrtng fl^y'jn.^ towering weigh ^v>-. &HH&: ' vi^lf b nirl Kfilflf' jiU'p li MP i ?L-LL- ' i wmm how -to Avoid aJbad MVpMum; . 1; iftven^Eirrj forjfl$tb.* A wppao'g HfoxonsistetU not iijf itching* the possess ' **< < ?'. ~2.^e7?^g^Rfcjp^gr? ?n? wlio strata ;|fvwith *ak*rujg?WVills fin gers. Beware ! vTfaere 'ii'ft' trap, ' 3. Never ranrry a nijSig^id,# close fiatftsl, rncntV,8or(Iid wf etcb^.wlii&feavgfrewfry $S$?ny Tnko cure lest be etint you to dea't^ 4v.Ne'er mnrry,ft sl^n^gr^ acter is not known or tostid-' males jump right Soto the fire, with their eyeB wide open. " jAr" 5. Never marry a mope or a drone, one drawfa'arid draggles tbrbd^i life<?}0. .foot after finothef^incP lets things .tako 'their ownvcoufs?. - ruk* - ,6. Never rqj&pry a man " who treats tits mother or Visler unkftfclty or Jpdiffareotly. Such treatmerit is4' a Bure indication of-'a mean and wickwflTinan. r pi . ,-f>: , . 7. Never, on any accoqjot marry -a gam'? bier, a profane person, one who in theyleast speaks lightly of God 'or ..religion*.^ Sacha man capnever make a gopd hust^aii<J;' (iun the rake as a saake, a-viper, verydecnon. ? S.'Fipally, never oaarry a. man whowte addicated to the-.use of ardent spirits. De pend upon it, vqu are belter off aloneth?an you would be' were you tied to am an whose I breatfysjjolluted, and whosiTvitals ai&be <pg gnawea outoy aiconoi; , * : " In the choice of a wife, tnko the obgdi ent daughter^of a gctaj&raoiher.j., S Quartermaster <Sfgn^raV3 Ol 'vwnd AiJr0r2^, 1'8 C Iv-^Hatyqg liad some 'rtovlnnrtrf. 5 *1 n o ?v\ rt?\i m T war L'I'oigulug, I. loopwiiuiijr submit ^the following suggestions to. the commissioned officers of my Stale recently called into servio& , Offioers' mes$ea in.the field should nev er consist of fflWe than^-l$Jur-<per8ons^ preferrably three. Large mesJ&a are. incon venient. \ - K\ - l Company officers should'always. mess to gether; by this arrangemaDt|NWqea pany is detaohed, no inconvenience will be experienced. Each officer .should "provide himself with an India rubber 'blanket 'jpr.a piece of tarred canvas to .wrap aroundlhia bedding arid keejj off moisture.'' Atjfeajt two servants to a mess of foq^ Articles for a^ojiess of four. . 2 Champagne basket*, covered^ with, coarse oanvas, with twofeatberi?trap*-witb bucklcH. - 4 Tin plates. 4 Tin cops (in~i( nest.) 4 Knivea and forks.. ^_ ; .6 Bugp, boldifeg ffom a halfgaUbj^jo 009 gallon eaoh, with strings at tb$5&p f'o tie: These bags aretforsugar, c^fefee. salt; See, 1 Cafep^eia^faVgo:^ . J*Ba%^n. ^ * 4 $ip:djslic8. "... IVlJVti p/u -1 .'J- / . . 1 X$g>le made aflet* pattern. 4 Gump stools. . ^ -1 Eantgrp. ^ 1 Coffee mil). v. 4 Spoons?largo. 1 Tin box with cov^r tor aatt. '1 Kn .pepper b9x. ~ 2 B^tclfar knives?**.. ** 2 ^arggjkitcbep ftpocfas. ,2 Tii!%p*jSerV' ^, i M