Camden gazette. (Camden, S.C.) 1816-1818, October 31, 1818, Image 4
EPITAPH.
On a Patient killed by a Cmneer QUacJc.
_ BT DR. LEWU Et, HOPKINS. .
Her* lies a fool, flat on his back*
Tlifc victim of a Cancer Quack ;
Who lost his money and his life,
By plaster, Caustic, and by knife*
Aouth-east a little of his nose ;
"Which datiy redden'd and ^rew bigger, _
As <00 much drinking gave it vigor.
A score of gossips so e* ensure *
^Jull three 4Cpi't; different modes of cure ;
But yetihd'ftlil fed pimple still
Defied all petticoated skill ;
When fortune led him to peruse
A hand-bill k* the weekly news,
A lgfTdby six fools of different nuri^i
, All ctir'd of cancers, made of warts ;
e Who recommend, with due submission!
This cjmcer-mongpr as magician:
Fearwin'd his flight to find the quack,
And prove his cancer^uring knack ;
But on Kif way h% found another,
A second advertising brother ;
But as > much li^c him as an owl
Is unlike every handsome fowl ;
A Whose fanle had rais'd as broad a fog,
raAnd of th&'twa the greatest hog ;
us*d a still more ma$ic plaster,
That sweat) forsooth, and cuv'd the faster.
^ 'This doctor view'd, with moony eyes
4f&nd scowlM'up facc, the pimple's size ;
Then christejn'd it in solemn answer,
Andcntd, " This pimple,* name, is can
f tm*.M [i ? V, _ . ' >y ? ? * *; ri^T
"But courage, friead, I sfl? y o?>e pal e.
" My swcatieg-plasters never fail ;
44 I've sweated hundreds out with ease,
M With roots ?? Wng as maple trees ?,
" And ticver fiurd in all mv trials ?
* Behold these samples here in vials I
u Preserved to show my wondrous merits,
1 u Just as my liver is? in spirits,
" For, twenty joss the cur# ia dof?f*~
The bargain struck, ;he plaster on,
Which gnaw 'd the cancer at its leisure,
And pain'd bis facc above ell measure.
And swell'd fike t&d that meets disaster.
Thus foil'd* the doctdr gravely swoA
f them where the leevee ap.
, PW%<1 ; J H ? jbff*
dropping spirit^ \ '
By p^upth. pluter's merit*
Quoth he, <4 ^ be fttpunow scarcely stick?
w I'll fetch her out like crab or tick j
? And make It rendezvous nexttrial,
?* With six mo)^|ri%gues, in my old vial."
Thor* purged him pile, with jslsp drastic,
59lUy?rtics th* infernal caustic ? ^ 4?
Butye^ssemblease brightofhell,
with fietf pace,
?)evout^s'.6tKi Roadside of life fee ?
's Courage, 'tis done/' the doctor cried,
And quick the incision-knife applied ;
Th?t with three cats made such ? hole,
Om new the putlent'fc tqrtur'j ?oul I fW
Go,\?*dtf* gentle, eke and simple, ? >
If you have w?rt, pr coat, or pimple,
To Quack infallible apply,
t
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V?* tolfee
His skill triumphant still prevails.
For pR4YHrs a cure that never fail*.
A pftpet t
lowing dialogue l?t; ?
man*. on tile KaleiiWopp. A.?
Put into tlrif ln>trHm\aP wuail m,b.
stance* of any di&criptibn, bite of
Atone of all sifce* atnl colors. Then
look through (lie inajic tulw, and
you will see them all found in the
mont regular order. 11. For God's
nake then put in immediately all the
Carman state*, that we may for once
see Home regulnrky in Germany.
Hoaton daily JMv.
A New-York bookseller advertises
a fresh simply of the Old Bachelor ;
and a perfumer in the ?*me paper
informs the public that he vends six*
teen different kinds of soap. which
he enumerates
^ Sheri&*s Sales
( ^ ' ' ? ? v r ? ,
By virtu* qf sundry execution* to we di
. rcctid , vjill be 9+id beforvikc Court -
HoWte in Camden on. the firit
Monday in A tvember and
the dayfollowu^giUiitJiin
the legal hour*,
< A Ldl of land No. 1198 laying on
the East side of Broad-slreet in the town of
Camden with the improvement* on the
said lot. Levied on as the properly of
.v William Thompson at the separate s?uus
of John Reed and William Robinson.
A Negro girl, levied on as the property
of Joseph Williams? at the seperate suits
of Jacob Uarrett St Co* v- Joseph Williams
and John Teams, v. and James Williams.
? ALSO?
60 Acrcs of Land, more or less, laying
on Flat Rock Creek, and adjoining the
Lands of Mrs. Pettygrew, Matthew Lyle
and estate of Ely Cook, deceased; levied
on as the property of James Hunter, at
the suit of Agness H* Shannon, v. James
Hunter and Hugh M*Dowett.
One Lot of land situate in Camden on
the south side of King-street, No* 362
with the buildings ami improvements there
on, levied on as the property of Elisha
Payne, at the separate stiits of James
Brown, Executor of Stephen lironson,
Benjamin Carter, Jordan Wright, John
Parker and otv^rs, and also at the suit of
"the State on a-4ax execulion^ to be soldat
the risk ot the forner piirchascrr
A negro girl levied op as the pro
perty of Ifiomas Durcn, Jun. at the *epa- .
rate suits of Benjamin Bineham k co.
Richar^ Oweus, Jesse Pope and wife, Da
vid Archer and Austin F. Peajr.
Also, one gold watch levied on as the
property of Mary Cunningham ami David
Myers at the suit of Joseph H. Hoc 11.
} Terms of sale? ?C ash, purchasers to
pay for sheriffs Ttites or Bills of sale.
? ? ? * M; C/WisysiiM, e. k. ?.
!i October I r.
June Term 1818.
D. Ttiompson and wife
? vs. m > Dccroc tor sale.
T. Hall and others. . y
Will be sold on Monday the sccond of*
.November next at K<*r?haw Court Houw,
between the hours ot 1 1 o'clock A. M.and
5 o'clock P. M. a tract of land of an*e?
lying on Horse pen branch in Kershaw dis-v
trict. - The pqrehaser to give Bone) and
Security, payable the hrstday of Feb. nary
next, Titles to be executed hut not cclir-i
ered until the purchase money it paid, and
, if not paid, the said land to be sold at thy
flak of the former pnrr.haaer fr>r cash. Ti
tics to be paid for by purchaser. * >
By order the Cour/, ,
John B. Millar,
Com. in JRq. % $amtcr Dietfict*
* September *6. ? ; 28?3
Public Sa^e.
By permission ol the Court of Ordinsfy.
for Kershaw District, will be sold on Satur
day the 7th. day of November next at the
|-hoeS0of X?iltiam Jones, jun. dsctased on
Little Lyhches Creek, all the Horses, cat*
tie, Hogs, Plantation TeOj^Corn, Fodder,
Household furniture ftcci belonging to the
Estate of the deceased. On a credit o
6 months, purchaser to give note hearing
interest from the day of sele, with good
personal security.
Lydia Jones,
AdmfkUlrairis.
October If, ' V t3 j
<*? ' ' ' v, filfr ?? I ' ? ? ? ? :W 1
IN EqUlTY.
' State of South Carolina, *
DARLWG TOtf DISTRICT.
WUllam Hendricks ; a ^
vi?. ( HiU to For
Jamro Field ? and ?/om Mortgage .
'< Richard G, Ktibanic .
It appearing to the satisfaction of the
Court that Richard O. Eubank ? defen- ,
f-dant in this oase* is absent from and out qf ]
AtlinjHl of this State, ordered that the
said Richard G. Eubank do appear to the
above case and put in him .pie*, answer or
demurrer thereto, on or before the first
dayof Februaiy next, or the said bill will
be taken as "confessed agninst him.
Gfoorge Bruce, Com. in Ei.
*ifbr Darting ton dUtrictz
September 19,;1&18.
Wholesale' ^rice* Current.
CAMDEN, S.C. R Ct?.
Upland Cotton, from - *18
Rice, prime, (c*rt.) 7a?
f Flour, fine, Caritden fbbl.) 1 2
Corn (bush.)*, - - & i
vjjtiieat do. ^ 'y> i
JPobacoO leaf (lb.), ? .dk s
.Whiskey (k?1.) f I
Bm??r (ii>.) ' - t' atkirafr
Jlaton ! do. * IHh||
l*rd do. - - 4 -20 '$5
Tallow do. p , 16
HeeaW?x (lh.) ? - 34
Shoe Thread do. - t ?T
Indigo prime do. . 87
I do. ^ 40
Sugar, Muscovado (lb.) - IT It
s*a It (bush.) . j 25
l r<? (11,.) . . .fig
Motes*** ( J*l.) . . 7s (7
At Cha ALMftrorr.
Upland cotton 3 1 m ct* Flour
Corn * 1 18. Sugar 13cu. 00 65
Irou a M if wi^key 7e.
25
50
25
99
99
issajE
4A -
* - 7~
New House of Entertainment,
PLANTERS HOTEL> <
. * N x > * \ # "> ?. T . - ' v
T # ? k )?*"*.? * * ? . i
Catiuien, So. Cto.
~~r~'r--~The s a bscribers li avfe 6peTTe<l a H onsi"of: '
ENTERTAINMENT ^
in Camden, at the Sign of the Planters Hotel. 1*heir es
ablishment has undergone complete repairs, ^?nd ' will be
ound convenient and comfortable for travelled yl>j>a>av
favour them with their patronage, Their Table will be al
ways supplied with the best of every thing that the country
can affotd ; their Stables will be kept well uttpvided artd At
tended ; and they pledge themselves that every exertion
shall be used on their part to merit the patrouaga of their
customers. ?
They isolicit the public to reward their endearonrs by. a
share of .their favor.
f . .?* v ? ^ * r ' ' * ?' ? ' ^ ? j* A V ?' ? ? ^
Boarders will be well accomodated.
, V ?? BL VCKMAN & DYE.
.Camden, August 15, 1818.
In ike Common Pleas.
STATS or SOUTH CAHOLtA'J,
LJJVCJSTEH DISTRICT.
Samuel Biuley, 1
va. L Caff fn
DameL Uurford, 1 %
WHEKEAS the Plaintiff in this action,
did on the 15th day June, 1818} file his
declaration in . the omce of the C lerk of this
honorable court, against the Defendant,
who is absent ^Crom and without the limits
of this State, and ltath neither wife nofat*
tomey known within the same ; upon Whom
a cony of the said declaration, with a rule
to pitad thereto, within a year and a day,
might be sery?d. U is therefore ordered
in persuance of the act of the General
? Assembly, in that case, made and provided,
that the said defendant do appear and plead
to the said 'declaration, pn Or befar. the
l Oth iley. of June next, which will be in
the year of our Lord one thousand fight ^
hundred and nineteen, or final and absolute
judgment will then be given and awanled,
against him.
WilHam M'Kenna, C. C.
Offlte o f Common Lancmter District,
June 15. 'ism. - *
tiouth-arolitui <~~Ker?haw DUtrict.
IN THE COMMON PLEAS.
Rcbccaa Scott , "j 4
v? . , ' V Attacht. 1n wmfit.
Archibald Ifarri*. J ?
X1IJL plaintiff in this ease, hi?iiy6led
her declaration In the office of the clerk of
thi* honorable court, and the defendant Who.
is absent from and without the limits oT thjfe i
state, (as it is said) having neither wife nor I
attorney known within the same,
Whom a copy of this declaration, with
to plead thereto, catihe served : The
it is ordered, that the flfcld def
pear and plead to the said dec w ?
before tbesifcteenth day of NovemL_.r .
or judgment will be given against the
?fc??lant - _
1 1 1 (J. SALMOpfD, c. o. r.
CferksrOffice, Kershaw dist. ?
^ ?&%>?'? S
Kc^rmhsM'M 84 ? tf
S<> uth CartHtnOy ? h^rshuw lM#t ri r/.
INTHtf COMMON PLEAS.
Go0th Cunningham
t? Co. V Attache, in
Jamct Injfram. \
THE plaintiffs iif this case, having filed
their declaration in the office of the clcrk of
this# honorable court, and the defendant who
is absent from and withont the limits of this
state, (aA it is said) having neither wife nor
attorney known within the same, irpon
whom a copy of this declaration, wifh a rule
to plead thereto, can be served i Therefore
it is ordered, that the said defendant do ap
pear and plead to the said declaration on or
beore the sixteenth day of November, I H l 8 ,
a judgment wilt be j^iven against the said
defendant by default.
THO. S ALMOND," r. 9. r.
Clarks OflW, Kershaw dist. I
No* ISlli, TgTT.
Oii&nftl Writ#** At#atniteit
WnU in Assumpsit
Bin r?V ii?. a?
Domcntic Attachment agninnt ali
% winding ??? ?2i!l
Copy <W>. ^
debtor intending W remove hU
i^pomfendum iff
?/Ofl SAL&jtr THIXpPtl
K9 ?+>? s
Writ; or^uflj, ^Tictt
Jmlyment ?R?|8e liied
Blank Bond# jr ' '
MortgrtgfB
Conveyance* *>v ^
JFbr Sherrff%
Jury Summon*
Rail Bond* .
BberifTs Titles
Jbbr JSJagirttatP*,
Warrant* on Netet* Accc
fcxenition* o? Judgement
Attiulmiento a^ainstdebfot* *1>
m onding returnable to court
HeiosnizafU** to .|K*at?5
and for Court
Ma^iMrat*4'*
Ma^i&frate* 8 ^
Attachments returnable, bofore .In*
tire
Magistrates Attachment*
JWscctta itroitA.
Warrants '4 Apprai^ncnt
Benrb W arrant*
(Hrrfcs Jury mfiWfcf
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