v?t
9 %v *s . % * -\ I
That Dam Roaring.
A young* matt want to ?oe tho dntigh
t?r of u l'io.?l)\ ti-rimi elj?'r Uto!v, whose 4
house \v?i* im?hi* a (11*11 darn. It being 1
. the Spring ?>f.the fe:t^, the waters rondo I
a cotMityrnhh) r<?nr as they tumbled
ovef the dn'm. The in ide^t y'roing gen '
tlemm t-*}?.-?} I lightly at the floor and 1
receiv evl no answer. Again 'rout- again
he'repeated his hooch* bin at ill fie whs 4
unheaid. Mustering up courage, lie J
proceeded to'inflict ?ont3 severe thump* 1
on the door^ which brought, the .spud '
old g.-ntleip ?n out. . . !
^ I impose,?' said the yoongntor, who 1
had betfotnfe *Hghi1y savage, ft ?1m being I
coiup dl^d to wait so lorfg } " I suppose
von could not hear lue on account of '
the Una roaring." * '
"The da no roaring! What do you
moan, sir! How dure yqu speak in that 1
way ?" said tlye divine, somewhat n?ger>- !
ed bv liea ring tlto young man a wear in '
his presence.
M I mean to say that T suppose you
could u?>^ huur my knocking on acoounl '
the tlmn roaring." '
* Untij roaring?again! Yon young ^
scoundrel! have you tho impudence to 1
Inanlt fna with a repetition of. those
words? Begone, sir l"
. " My dear sir," quoth the now be* 1
WilJerod youth, ' I. nitended tb say that !
I presumed 1 r'ould not be heard on ?c- 1
count of the daiu roaring." laving par- '
licular emphasis on-the last words, '
" Insult ou i us all!" shouted the infuriated
old man, and rushed at the '
poor feflovy, wnh the-evident intention
of ejecting liiui ; but his daughter exclaimed1: ?
'* Papa, I suppose the young man in
tended to say that yon could not hear
hitu on account of the roaring of the
d*?m."
*\Oh, I beg your pardon, sir?1 beg ]
your pardoiv! WhIIc in, walk in ! lUal 1
ly?ali?well, I declare! The dam roar- 1
ing! Capital! Come in. That is too
rich!" .
It iamcedless to add that the young- 1
ster wont in, and, in the excellent society
of the young'lady, soon forgot
the a dam roaring.''
A TJo Kvr C a! il tt j
XA junvy
I am lu re. And, if ibis is what lliev
call the world, [ don't think much of it.
It's n yery flanneily not Id, and snivlN
of pnregoiie awfully. It'* a dreadful
light wot Id, too, and mskea mo blink. ,
I If 11 you. And I don't know wlial lo |
do wjili'iny hand*; 1 think I'll dig mv. ,
C. tr in.toy eyes. No, I won't, I'll scrub (
hie at the corner of my blanket and ]
chew it up, ami linn I'll holler; what- i
ever happens, I'll, holler.' And lire 'i
tnore paiegoiic they cive, tho louder I'll i
yell. That old nur*o puts tlifl spoon in i
the corner of my mouth iu a veiy' un- i
ea<y way, and keeps tasting my ?n?l|c
herself all the while. She spilled strut! I
in it la*t night, ami win a I Indlore.d.
she trotted me. .That comes of'being i
a two day's tdd bahy. Never mind, 1
whert I'm a man I'lkpay her back good. 1
There's a pin slicking in me now, and '
if I say a word about it. III be trotted
or fed. end I wonM rathur have catnip
tea. I'll tell v?>u who I am. 1 found '
out to-day. I heard f-lks say, 44 Hush, 1
don't fcake up Emtneline's baby," and 1
I suppose tbal plettv, while faced wo- '
man over on the pillow is Eminuljue.
No, I was mistaken, for a chap was
in here just now at.d wanted to see
Hob's baby and looked at mo, and^puid
I 44 was a funny little toad, and looked
ju*t like Hob" JI?i smelt of segars,
and I'm not used lo them. I woinlei
who vhe I be long to. Ve?, there's an
riili.T one llial'n " (i'li nni " t'liiin. tii.o
told nitt. and she took in? lip :tn<I }>< M
mo against her s< fi cheek arid said, "It
was (ianmaV bal y, so it was." I <lo
claro I ?]<? not kn'>w who [ Jo belong to ;
but I'll holler, and, may be, I'd find on'.
There com*h SnlifTy with catnip tin.
The idea of i vi h.jbies cat nip tea
when thoy arc crying f<?r if.f >m.i:icii !
I'm going to sleep. I wonder if f don't
look prel'.y in the face? I woti'def w liy
iny hands won't go whe'e I want them
to.
A Taiky Jury.
At n recent fiction of the conri in
South Carolina, an entiie colored jury
was empaneled, A esse waa brought
beforo tliem ? the witnesses examined,
anj the attorneys made tloir r(a-p?cl
ive arguments. The Judge after laying
down the law, and recapitulating the 1
testimony, gave the papers into the
hands of 'the foreman?tin intelligent
looking dhi key?wiili instructions to
bring in a verdict without delay.
Thirty minute* and more elap'ed,
when the Jury returned, headed by (he
foreman, and stood before the Jtttlge.
As the foreman appeared to hesitate,
and wear a disappoint* d look the Judge
asked? Mr. Foienian, have yon fi/und'
a vfsrt^cl.?'. ^ *1
'So, Ma?>-a Judge, wo halien'l found
Tkrn', rcplieiklhe ebony juryman.
It's n very p'ain cAlo,' said the Judge. i
* Can't fseip il urns.-A, couldn't see ifc'
' Otr what grounds f* <
' Wo didn't look into ijie grounds,
M.Wha Judge,' replied ilie puzz.i*! foreiiini)
; ' daossifer didn't take un out into
? the grounds, tut lie look o* into a room,
and looked uk in, and told us when we
found de verdict, he would tdf ua out.
80 we lagan to tind de verdict, ?rid we
Aiarch< d ebery nook, corner^ crebue,
and everything dar wan in diu toom,
but we found no verdict'?no Mhua
Judge, dar wa? no voidict?ni ffluid de
kind dar.'
"Alt, John, rlnce t(.m bavo been to
t? wn. the donkey diet^without'tiijy nolite
v/l RtArer." ' Gracious mai.ey !n
laiimd Joh^" how fast W6 W#pufc*H
W*
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Joih Billings on Bed Bugs.
I never seen' anybody yet bnt whal.
l \ . J L. - 'nu <L.
ic*pi*uu uea nujjj. liiey nro iur
meanest of all crawling, creeping, boppihg.'or
biting tilings.
They daiaent tackle a man bi dnlite.
but snenk in after dark, and cbaw Lirn
while he iz fist asleep.
A musketo will fight you in broad
lalite at thort range, and give yon *
clpmce tew knock at hi* Miles?<-lhe flee
is a game bog, and will make a das'i
*t yon even in Broadway?but the bed
bug iz a garroter, who waits till you
strip and then picks out a mellow
plane ?o oat- you. .
If i waz in the habit of swearing, i
would not hesitate to damn a bed bug
right to his face.
Bed bugs ate pncommnn <-niaft in a
unall way?one pair of them will
Uock a hair mattress in 2 weeks with
bugs enough lew last a small family a
whole year.' v
It don't do entry good to pray when
bul bugs ate in season-; the only way
Ui get rid of them is tew bile up the
whole bod in aquafortis and then heave
it nwnv and buv a new one. '>
Bed bnga. when they he? grone all
ihey intend.to. are about the size of a
liluejav's eve, and have a brown com"
plexion, and when they Mart out to
mrrote are thin az a greeze spot, but
when they git thru girroting they are
iwvlleH up like a blister. .
It takes litem theve days to got the
twilling out of thotn.
It' b?*l bug* have ehny dostiny to
fill, it must bu their stumnink* ; but it
scema to mo that thov uiuftt have been
made by nckMdcnt, just as blivtcrs are,
tew Hiick Into somebody
If they wuz got up for some wiao
purpose they mu*l hev took the wrong
road, for there kan't be enr.v wisdom
in chewing a man aul nite long, and
raj.-in a family K besides, tew fuller the
Mine Hade.
If there if sum wisdom in aul this i
hope the bugs will chew them folks
who kan see it, ahil leave me bo, because
i sin one of the heretics.
Kxr.MPr.ART CoPbtsuip.?A recent writer
in Scotland tells tlie following anecdote of the
manner in wrhldh that eminent goad man, John
Hi-own, of Haddington, innnagud Lis n flairs of
lore. Let lovers now a-days take notice:
A story of the courtship of John Brown of
Haddington, hn"s Leon at lust put in a book?
but in inv young days T heard it in the Lowlands
of Scotland, and it is believed to ho entirely
true. This John Brown was the author
of a " Marrow of Divinity," nnd other theological
books, which are held in high esteem
l>y the Scottish people. lie courted a lady
upwards of six years. He was so singularly
modest and bashful thai he had never ventured
to kiss her. One day it occurred to liiiu
that it would not bo a l>Sd thing to do. So, it
is recorded, he said, " Janet, ma woman, we've
been acquainted now for six years, an', an,
I've never got 11 kiss yet. l>'yo think I may
Lake one. my liunuio lass ?" The reply was
wonderfully characteristic of the Scottish
maiden, ".fist as yo like, John," said she,
'out;/ Is.lrfiKiis'nm/ >roy>?n iri" it." " Surely,
Lillet sail John, "we'll ask a Idossin'.'^?
fho Lltssing war a--ked, ami the kiss exebnngd.
" 0, woman," said the enraptured, hut
till devout minister, " 0, woman, hut it's
Fjudo; we'U uoo return thanks." And they
ilia.
. Unci.cC Ims concluded to change his
milling, ns hi* friend Mr. II , who lias just
started hUf.iiM a inilo or so from town proposes
to grind his corn f?r tho tixlh, while nil
tho other mills around hero charge tho thjhth.
Ho is ru'hcr suspicious, however, slrnt Mr.
H has only put ilnwn tLe price so as to
got his custom, when he fours he will riso
s>r li t In the eighth, lie says, " in these radical
times people are mighty tricky."
A Toiiiijj man tyW Dr. Bcthuno that ho had
enlisted in tlio Army of Zion.
"Ill which one uf the churches?" asked the
doctor.
" fit liic Baptist," wus the reply.
" I should call thm joining tho navy," was
tho doctor's response.
VaaS, Imlv vake! Tl?u moon in
high, (winkliu* it.11# are liemniu', while
now and then, serosa the ?ky, a fm-teor
Hie hlrcamin'! Viike. Sally* vaka. wr.tl
look on nio?awako, Sqni^j Nutrhin'#
'lautfhito ! If III have you, and youM
have in??(I v gosh! who threw that
water 1 )
An editor out Went, being poetically
gifed, write? ae follows to tJeiiii'|nent
sub>c?ihei> :
iVouM |miu lift a burden from us ?
V/ould you drive u spectre from us? %
Would you taste a pleasant nlnmber?
Would yon have a ipiiet Conscience?
Would von a Pki?i*ir Pun Pun ?
Sond tin money? Send n? mone^J-h'end
u? juuuirv-?Send nti money?
S<nrl it* wimty thfflyOu tore ki I
W?? fc
Mk. Johnson mil on Grant.?
Pp?iikii? of fhe chargo* that he wu
J punk. wliHo on hi* Wostern poir in
I 3'IG Mr. Joh niton "Bid to " M.ick," of
llie C'in,-?t.n ?' i (Vmmerciul :
"Thov'il find out at r&V rut#, (hat I
cluln't (Uink half as much as one or
(wo other,*, about whom condition ?o>
bu<!y d.tr?? lo SHy a word."
" I tlni.lt I cnii gueaa (lie nsme of
one of thein," hhrJ I. ' " Didn't be go
from Cleveland to Detroit, and wasn't
it annoonccd with a j/real flourish of
trutnptU that ho had loft your party
in dbg net ? ' " Yea." replied the
President, " he went to Detroit; but it
wasn't because he was disgusted with
my politics at ail. In fact, he wasn't
in a condition to know much about
politic* juat then."
A Cltn.n With a MoratACBS.?Tbare in a
(hidhIc child fifteen month* old, not far from
thi* place, with a mou*Uche. It I* black, and
about a <jn*rt?r of an inch lonir; tnonirli the
hair on the hoad of the child i* red. It wm
?4ily a few day* eotaiDg.?ftomilU Tin**.
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A )inaatnfa
AVJODAiW '
The greatness of Great 13rifnU> in futuie
ages, will rest on her policy and
capacity for colonization. The prevent
-form of government may he overthrown.
Her colonies grown into empire*, may
fall otf from her. tier ascendency on
the ocean, which ha* produced, and op
held her va*t colonial expansion, by the
progress of science and t>kill, in the
vttuufure and mavotnentv of ships, may
be de&tioyed. ,'J'be superior ,*dv*ntagev,
which Iter greater commercial
marine bus hitherto given her, isxdreadv
half neutralized, bv the inventions of
steam and-the structure of iron vessels
of war. Tney reduce the ocean, very
much to the condition of lumf; in military.
coniests. Seamen, have very little
ad* antnge .over soldiers. > The security
of the British Islev, therefore, in eonve
qitence of her sea girt p"?itio'u, which
lias saved her from invasion fro pi the
continent of Europe, since the battle of
Iladings, is very much impaired In
a struggle on land in England, he* col
oniea ? III not aid her. The Contineii
lal powers can extend and expand their
dominion, by-the aggregation of peo
pits * round them, hut tlos t* impossible
with a people inhabiting islands. Tliey
mu-t be comparatively stationary in
population and after a certain deysttv
of population, on,nccout}l of the limited
area of land?they niitsl decrease. She,
like all other tuitions hilhferto, will liavo
her fall. 1 iot she will be the greatest
parent of nations the wbld ev<.r saw.
At ibis moment inure people speak her
language, than the language of any
other nation in the World ; nild her great
fame, although parahzed or annihilated
,i... it.:'.: i. i i ...:u i . ...1
ill I.IIO 1MISIMI 1MC8, >*111 U? IHKC1I I'JI
and bespread abroad over Ibe woi!d,
by the great empires she wit] lwtv?afounded
in all quarters of thy globo.
In tin; Ra>i, t-lie is 'bo one great Cau
cardan ruler. Her nptitude to rule the
yellow races, teem* to be peculiar, Ilvr'
\ery name seem- to be a symbol of conquest.
The late Abyssinian expedition,
which, according to the wspeculations?ac-eim-d
to be so hazardous, turns
out to be a UcceOs so marvellous, thai
the Ihitish Premier compares it to the
conquest of Mexico by Cortes. Not n
single soldier killed in battle; lint! on1\
stXleep wounded ; and a region is sub
rlued. greater than the lbittsh Isles!
I hat Great liri'ain will refrain frotn ex
tending, bv Iter old policy of colonization,
her dominion over Atlrrklnln, no
one swppo-es. The population of Ah\ s
sinia is not negro?but Aiabic; ami Sir
Samuel llakor thinks, admirably adapted
?->r improvement atul civilization.
All that is wanted, is a government
which will protect properly ; end all the
productions of the temperate Zone, Including
Cotton, may be pnaliiced in
abiindunce. Making Abyssinia a licit
islt colony, the thorough exploration of
Af'ica, is a natural consequence. Com
mrindtng the sources of ti.e N'tle, Iter
prciifirje, will proieet her ox pi lets in t>|!
parts of Af'ion.- In twenty years fioin
this tinio 1 ii'iii?1? ?<e:tin<-rs may be navigating
the two gr? at lak?s discovered
by Sptnke and linker.
Atul at home, ltd* conquest must be
a gieat stay against the overthrow *.f
'lie Tory party in England.. The Tories
have ever been the great lighting p.rtjy
of England. Under the Whig*. Kngland
has fallen iti influence over Ktrrfjie
verv nearly to a second rnte iinutr
v __ " ----- rv*"
She, wlu> (n settle I lie hiw'aneo of
power in Kurope. is n??\v baldly deemed
woithy of consideration, in nil groat
continental complieHiion*. Is tl.U Incau<o
she is toillv so coinJ?hia:iveiv
weak. Or is ii hi-ciuise she uiililrswt
licself for the sake of inoney-tnr.kieg.
Is her word and her honor, to l?< c? me
Hit hli'?ir . f trade i Tin- fir: t great *)Tithed
of the decline of England,, will La
ltd loss of (hat which- lias made her
great?'he high and unflinching spit it,
with which elio his coiiq'teied At-ys'
eiiiia.
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SqCIUIU'.I.S ASH TUEin E.neiiich.?Of lite
most boautiful, active ami graceful of all this
furred denizens of our woods had plains, there
aro.no less than sixty known varieties, ond
the number will probahly he in crease J when
our Pacific possessions arc more fully explored.
To the ?purtsmoa oist of tbe Itocky
Mountains, the most interesting specie# arc
the grey, the fox and-the pine rtftsirtel, raited
on the tide wntcr of JifarylMtd and Vjf^iuja
the cjt squirrel. TllO grey squirrel frequently
migrate* in vast mituhcri, nnd li.ou i# very
destructive to the ooru crop. T>> each an extent
did their drpradstinn* reach in (ho mlutr
of Ponnsylvaaist, In the year 171*. aa- to e*nilA
(hn n^nnn nf l^irt finif??. nUi? u Ki.unlv
?. ,_.T --- , ? - ? ?
of three peueo w?< offered for. squirrel.scslps,
Mil the mlouial treasury eitt depleted to I lie
ex toot of f4,000 and nearly Ktwlorod bunk.
rttp?, tm>,0<Kr scalps having Iomi pM'l for la *
single year. in vie# of lhl* great fcetfndity,
It Is fortuneto fho finirrel liu so many enemies
; probably the WisH doetoiiolive of them
all is men. The block snake.ascends to bis
nost, end at one fell (troop will destroy ?
whole litter; the latticsnaka, we are toM, will
paralyse poor Baotty by tb? glitter of tots eye>
and draw him on an unresisting victim, ioto
thejawgof death. Hut the owl ii his greatest
and most destructive enemy, as toward*
the eloso of day he flits on noiseless wings
through the darken ing woods and pounces on
his unsuspecting prry. The red-tailed hawk
is another of his foes, bat be is an open enemy
and wages war magnanimously.
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A ri.ocw or Ptwr.ows, covering a space el
twelve miles in length and fitly f'oCt in breadth,
passed over Wellsville, Tioga County, Pa.,
one day last week.
I'kkin boast* of a paper, which lh?
Chintee declare is over a thousand
years old. They had piloting material
(here, they lay, before Adam di?tfo??r
?d ['aradiac.
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.Ol? iVppergraaa sent to the register
office thnt he wanted a good, girl for it
general hnuaework. About, the time h
he expected an applicant, he laid a g
broom clown in the yard..near* the gate. 8i
I'reaenlly- a girl comes op to the gate, L
?pena it, and atrolls into the bou?e; r
the broom being immediately in the c
u:. ? l, T|.? r
|Ht'. II. ?UI?1 PCIIV *iriUC9 *. . 1 '
old man was on,the wnleh, and Uie|
first salute the gttlrffot wot " T douVr ^
want }quP'' The girl departed, and i ^
suddenly another bullet bended Nartoy j (
appears. Seeing the old fcroorh in iter (
way, she gives k a kick, and waddles
up to the house, * Yoft wqii'i autt me, ^
Mi** Mppsy r bawls lVppergnwa. ~ Fi- -j.
nally a third appears, open* the g?t?*y
and coming into the yard, she carefully
closes the gate behind her, and walks tt
ti}>? the-broom i* atill in the path ^.this t
she pick* up and Carriea along to 'the Itouso,
where she deposits. it alongside ?'
the wood?lted. "Before the girl cart ex. h
plnin her business there, tVppergrasH t
bawls out, u Yes, yc*,' come in ; 'you'll r
suit nte 1" And site did, jnr that gbl
lived with Peppergrass seven years, and c
only quitted it to go. to ltpusekeeping j
on her own hook, and a capital wife f
she made.' IVppergruan was right.- j
Car Don?There i? nothing sheds so fins j
n light-upon the human mind ns candor.?
It w*s called ** whiteness" hy the ardent*
far Its pnnty ; ami'it'lias si Way a won the |
esteem due to the most admirable of the
\lrtues. However1 little Sought for or prnc. J
llced, all-do it the homage of their prniscj .
<h<l atl feel the power and oharm of it* Influence.
The meu whose opinions mskc
the deepest mark upon his Icilow men. '
whoso influence is .the most lasting ahd I
efficient, whose friendship is ins'inolivety '
ought where all .others hnvc proved faitti- J
leas, is not the man of brilliant parts, or
fl ittering tongtu-, splendid genius, or com- K
mnndiltg power hut he whose lucid candor ?
and ingenious truth transmit llio heart's- |
real frcling*. pur* and without rnfraetlon. i
There are other qualities which nr,> ninre
showy, nn-1 other tisits that linvc a higher ^
place in the world's code o' honor, hut
none are fetter, or e*'h?-r les* tarnish by (
n?e, or claim a deeper homage in the silent i
revrrmco wliioli the mind must pay to
virtue.
1\ L i _r _: .1 .
I'vr.iAH in*" prfVHiriicfi oi n Tiuifni
storm on \Vedne?day nigbl la?h ? f?m 1
ily named Fimpson, living near A*li
l?nd, Term., i?l out lw?l\e miles from |
Na-hviil.% met whh h *ad calamity.?
The liou-e occupied l?y the Tntiilv, (
stood a' tie oolioiii of .? steep liill ; mid
H<?tree on lie top. lu-rng uprooted b) (
(I e atom. came crashing down tl>e precipice
and through the house, the loot
end fou most. 'I lie mother ai d dftugli- '
t?r, who wens in bid a' the time, were
knocked clear out of the home, both recei\
injj fatal it juries. The father w as
also :.ho< kinglv hiui-ed and battered,
while a little l a! y. who circu^ed the
cradle, was landed in tbo P.fC jdatte and
escaped almost unhurt.
J at Cookk. the ffieat I artltar, osr.? i
an i land in Lake Erie, which is called
Lie frihrid'sr, and t'? the luxurious ietieats
i f which he sends Lis fiends to
enjoy iIioimmIc. sin th-hing tnVd bathing.
The editor of a Snlirfns'ky ,p?j er has
been shown the bankoi'a printed cauls
by mean* of which his friend" travel, '
at hi" expense, to and from llii* (ritual
ixr Island to their homes in the ei*t.
Every month the carda ate 'em in widi
the bill" attached, and the rich man |
set lo> up tl)ft Unveiling expenses. Ilia
expen-C" are gteat, but bis income is
iqnal to that of half A doxeri European '
prince*. * 9' **'? 'I
Tub Louisville Democrat suggests
thn? in clue the President b? deposed,
public tneeli).gj bo held nil over the
country to protest ngain?t the great
wrotig and to take connsel together ato
the hftt-foar"? to ptiVsue. Toe
I >? mucrst thinks that New Ymk Ci'V.
wiih i'? Dctm cmiic majority of 00 000.
should commeflt-e the work, aud ilo*i
such inert as Judge Cttrii*', G?l* Khcrinan,
(i<n HapcoJk, t?< n. S^.ofielrf,
rwmior jfiHKn *n?t t..h*t .iu*nc#
(.Tiar# Lo invited to addr*** the nieet*
A X4.W machine for uavigrting jth?
air, invented !>> a Scotchman, will he
brought out finder 'tlx* a:i?pice> of the
llri?i*h yK-TrtriAuric tfrtciety. It l? a
ami ?f bird, writlra Imdr (Wiecn feet hi
lenght and wing* etri-tching oUt lo 'he
width < f tliirtv Hve feet. A tail r< ache*
Mil hcjiigd lo giv#" direction to the tngvy*
Ricnl, whilo the wing* ate flapped by
an engine of forty lio't*e power.?
ri?i*. it i* can be mndo to proceed
ilu?i;gh.llie air at the fate df forty
mtie* an hour.
IIkatiien Ciiakitt ?An American
millenary itty*: ' I i?v*r hiafd a
heathen complaining of (be aniotml lie
pa>* /or tit# auppoil of- idolatry.*?
(> that we might a,i*o add, CbriMiana
prize their heavenIv religion *o highly,
i . - - * C.l_ _ * .1 .1 .
I IJIII in^jr n^v-r wnipn?ii or KIIIII ir)fv
are hsked to fftve for i|?'? nupprrt nod
Upily. Hut, * his every
oinixtff fin* heard the oiv, '*!**.* renu
too hijfli; loo much l?eggi"g in die
church.'*
Th? F'l.KCTlON IK Cr.OliOl*.? The
Cyiulilulion, *?y? lite Albany N?wk of
?her lot. is r%t. and Mullock it probahly
arl^'ed Governor. Theie in prft
r tmbly a D. mocnwic majority on joint
' hnllol elected (o the Legislature. The
Mncon Journal and \fes? nylr (imposes I
Hon. Hiram Warner and Hun.jfenry
S. Fitch fur lha Uaii< d Stale* Senate.
I Lat it down a? a Ail? never ttyunila,
nor in any way ahow approval, it any
' trait in a child which yyi would not
> j wish to grow with hie growth, ?n4tj
1 strengthen with LU strength. M
- .i i
a I $ 8..
Ths wives of English statesmen are,
, would seem, fully appreciative of then
unhands' public labours. After hit
real speech on the Irish Chtirch. Glad
lone's wife, it tit said, ratlin} to meei
i?in in the lobby of the House of Com
lions And fervently kissed him by w*>
f acknowledgment of bis brillir.nt cf
jrt.
A jruRFPMAN who left Charleston. R,
t p.? T ? . r._
/.? I??I tfJI**?I i<l, r* uiuii %?ic? ? ? I'n
i?ck the moat glowing accounts of mat
t.'f* nr.d things there. He says *' h<
iever felt free until he reached the col
fed mnn's own republic," and is quits
nptntcua jn describing the luxurian
aridity of the country.
A colorkd man, writing to the Alba
iy (Ga) Newt, say*: I. fur on , am de
eimitred to vote for true Southern met
?men that I know and whom I bavi
ever yet boen afraid to .trust. I don'
;now the Yankees, and I don't liL
lie Southern men that ate oa th
adical side.
Gsxkrai. Ham.kck has ordered twi
otn parties r-f troops against the hostil
ndians who tuft-sacred the Piersoi
hmily, a few days ago, in Long Vallet
Nevada. The entire whiio populaiioi
tf the rieighorhood are in anus, and i
tursuit ot the savages.
Grkkrai. Canbv has issued nn or
ler, providing that laborers dtsrbnrgei
' >r voting contrary to wi>hea of em
>lo\ ere. rIimII ho maintained as object
tf public chniity, bv the levy of addi
ir>tia 1 poor taxes.
T?iIt late King of Itavaria br-ko o
ti? engagement with the Ouches* ?ti
this because he saw her box tiie enr
f hor waiting maid with a saucer, an
ndged that she had a lusty temper.
A fokij inolhpr in Boston, the Othr
lav, determined to whip her nnrul
on. biit tempered justice with mRret
v givinghim chloroform before achniti
ste'ing the rod.
Tims new five cent coins "from th
mint in Philadelphia are the size of th
[het-ent piece; tjie tlireo cent and on
*ei t pieces a?e somewhat "smaller. Th
Jet ice; on nil of ibmi are alike.
Tnw Old Howard. Manhattan nn
[".tie Hotels, hi New Yoik, have bee
iioaieu oui, 10 in a ice way tor banktnj
inAtiance otficea and stores.
Tiik Gonsliiutioa of 8cuth CaroMr
is the first presented to the I'reaiilei
under I ho Uoconsiuction Acts of C<?i
grew.
(Iks. Hun. McCru.ncn'n watch Ik
ioen recovered hy purchase from
Federal cdllcdV, who took it from tl
dead tody.
Ok the two hundred Now Knglati
women who went to Wa-hingion T#
ritory two \ears ego, nil but thrt
have married.
CJo to ?iran?era for fharltv, ncrjuain
niico8 f.n ad-ice, and icUtivea f<
nothing. and )oU will always have
?uppiv.
Tiik hoy who nn? caught lo?kin
into the future hue he en arrested f<
trying to reo the allow without prv
incut.
Tiik papers throughout the She
Chronicle robberies of barns and mer
houses as occurring nearly every nigh
Tumi it are two tVinga which yc
hbonld not borrow ?trouble and
newspaper.
Within the past month the bom
.f South Carolina base advanced froi
2o to bOo.
A cow In Missouri rceemlv di#
from ? ver-exeriii'i?b ill lijing to dige
it |HMIIld of rmilt.
A I'oSTok man h?* made $100.0C
ihe past ) ear l>y shipping rum to Lit
i in.
Tiik Itkv. Jvokh Staokt. ? mn<
loved Methodist miuoter, died in Sun
ter on the 1-t. v.
Tntt lad inn* are reprea?nted to I
pl?ii<lw irttf, - h?irii]n(r, and ' rDtirderii
with remitted vigor in Idnho.
flirti a vvlio Inead, ore the ouea wl
are needed.
* a >-/ r ?>?>*.. 0* .
1 1 1 - 1 arrival.
of
SPUING tG00I)S:
T#a mmr
" 'buncombe steeet.
f |"Ml K jutb?orit>?>r lakw litis eocivtion to I
1 form tliu public, ant th? ladle* in pi
tjcu'.ar, that he hat received his
An<! would auk nA Anamination tber?<ff. I
?l?<lr eon.iL?U, in purl, of
A Hue Atot-k ?>f Dry FVeneh a
Ameii?*a Flint*, 14'ivln.a ami I*aLahi
GMfifprrt'. Linra*. MartrlHr*, Sl.Iitii
B<?nt* And Sho**, in irr<
abniilane*, Tinnk*. Wim' Ami finmW ll|
I.*<ij?*' <ilr>t?-e und Hosier?, Ribbons, Nc
Tie*, P*ia?o!s, l'yi? Ci>IUn>, Fine lot
Hardware And Cutlery, B"<'ktl*. Crock*
?n<l UUfsware, Ruga**, Coffees, Tans, Kli
in kiln and barrel*, Rice, Drlsd Pigs, Cf
of*^ An. .. ,
/frmfmht-r my fflantl?nFiril rf<x<r ai<
Cmui/U'i Itlackmilh if hup) /Ivmximbe #tr*rl,
T. W. DAVIS.
April IV 44 - J tf
DUUHAM
8MOKINQ TOBACCO
TT AVISO rseel*sd the ngnrcv of I
t I. jjgtHi/e jnstly welsbrated Brand
^OfoHVO. w* will n>ak* it In youf int
ant to I Ity frotp n?. For sal* ?.y wln.lAn
IMVfT> A?iTR ADI.KY
r-.
* . *
1- jTob H T ? .
FOR / >
WEED S SEWING HACHiflS
" . ' ' f- ~v .-*v
^BMr "TftT
%|
'put best and moat simple Machine.bowf
'. JL! in use, end is unexcelled by mr ever
p presented tu the .public, having ell the
\ latest Improveinsdts; usee (he straight Nee
B die, makes Hit Tight Lock Htitoh, Which is
e the only r.-liahte one, au-t shows the same
on both sides, it ie simple,, eesily worked
And kept in order j it .will. SjUeh, Hera,
^ F?-H. Bit d. Cord, Braid,'Ruffle, Tuck, Qpllt,
lUra-Siitch, (lather nnd Sew, as the Mine.
c tijno, performing a greater variety of Wbrk
n than any other Machine, on the tightest to
. the heavieet. fabric*. ' . - n
It received a medal at tho rooenl Pari# Kspositiou.
\j.
" " We warrant thorn to glvo satisfaction; if
not, roturn them.
Ploiwe mH and xatnino tbem. * i|
We also kccr? constantly, on Rand, a etydfrtor
assortment or Gentlemen's vtrnKiMifwu
' WOODS And ntl.MMrNOSI. from the ebwrp*
rut to the t? si qunliiUiet-and lew for eaeb.-?
i- Wo will cur and 4I4KIO id the belt ??d
latest improved stylos, all Oarincnts for Qentlvmen
and (Tents* Wear, LHdiel' Cloaks and
ff S?ok?y <tc. AH Work warranted* ,* *.
PICK?jK -A POORE.
(Jret-nrillo, U. C. dan. li, ????.
J Jo.. U -*4 >?? . ' .*> it .
, T. W. DAVIS,
WATCHMAKER,
\ 9
' * _ WOULD Respectfully Inform
the peoplo of Greenville t
(M 3$y?n<l 'lie surrounding country,
? lie line
ho ^vowai:
ie From lii? OLD STAND in the .Good
lett House, to ? mora ( ONVEMKNT
ne, three d < ?** North of the Man.
(1 liim ItousA, next door to Pickle 4 I'oor, on
n Main Wrrrt Wli*r? he is prepared td do
nil work in hie line of business, at short no*
*" lice, in ? workmnu like' mauner, and on
reasonable terms. ' .
IR Aug JO IS tf
f ImiBLif waiiK.!
mARnLE WOKK ! !
'J as&svsaw
/Sffii
a '
t r?"MIE .nl.?erib-r has on iftnd, and will
I continue to receive, a pood uismrimtiit
,r of TOMIJ STONES, of nil rizn* and qua)i?
n ilea. Those lit need of nhy thing in that
line, will do well to cnl! nt the Poet Office
before purchnaiug nlaewjpere.
>U ?T Cyiwtry produce token. In exchange
? for work * J.U1E4 SJ. ALI.KST.
(lr- ouville 0. If., Nov ft, 18<>W 24-tf .
W. H CA&IMJ3R, - .
[\ PRACTICAL GUNSMITH
? ' AND MACHINIST. - *
la I?' RhIpoI Lock*,
\.J ICerna-na Oil Lampa, Sewiiuf Ma- '* .
111 olilntit anil l*nrn?"la, UKI'AlItKO with
promptness. (Jb ttifo* rewonabU. %
?i |?rc'<>tintry l'rolcee taken in exehang# "
* for Work.
*' 8i?nd? AtVfealfield'a old Shop.
Jan 22 N> * '33 tf
10 W. fc. KASI.Kr. a. 0. WML#.
* . EASLEY & WELLS, ^
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law
* AND IN EQUITY,
OHBtWvibLB, 8, 0., *
1 imu i h.b in im> vunni or *ue nikw ani
^ 1 of tha United Stnte?, nnd giro oepeclal
ig attention to enwa in Bankruptcy.
Juno 13 .3 tf
io LAW flAHD.
_ OOODLKTT A 'THOMAS,
Attorneys at Law. ' *
> . - X ' *"? >'?? T
80HCIT0RB IN BQUITT,
XTAVft this day formed a .Copartner"
II ship \n t)ie praefsc* of LAW and
EQlf ITT on t)?a WVutnrn Circuit.
' Ottioe in tb? old Coart llouto Building,
a. ?. on -uiarr, ?. . .. w a. u tuoiim. "
v lto* uo M ~ tl
i?. law N^cs-^Change of Offloo.
W V. TOW^JES kaa ramoVed bi. Law
\X? Ofii'-o t? the building north-anal oor-.
it n?r of tjlM P?b|lo ttapinra, in park"occupied by
Julia* C. Finith, Auctioneer, and the KnterprUe
Printing Office, uj? ileti*.
H? J?n8 , 38- ~ I*.
~ wa. p. price, ~ ~
ATTOllNEY AT LAW,
. DAHLONEQA, flA, ;
' .' \ITILL practice in tha Co untie* -of Lump.
. -Vf kin. Bawton, Uilmcr, Fannin, Uniun*
? Town*. White and Hall. ' ,
J7 Jan 10 - 33 . tl
IUTR8VILLE
MAIifHSftillS WHY.
HAVlKd h??n appointed Agents for
I hi* Company, V* are prepared to
?all SIIUiTlXOa A?VL> YARN at Faolory
*"* prices.
V>;ivl4 Jk Klr nltey,
0;<K?r? and CVmmlarinn Merchants,
^ Oreenvljla, 8. O.
he N?v 8 *4 It ,
o, ? .
;;; jo*> Work >*
*r RONF. tHrti Jtaainaaa and disptWh at
L U TllIdUMt'E.
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