The southern enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1854-1870, April 25, 1867, Image 1
letter from
HH^SHHH^^X)|t? political situ
^^ Bl^^raNnoVlo ujf, from the
^^HHHHHPiWioh lOnroil in many
^ N|HRS3FlKttfyaf articles, that we are
H^btf^'P'w^^ Got. Perry, and will
Mp^PSlHnbD' to make aome comments
HhSudob the nreaent communication :
F" Tbfc fruited States shall guarantee
to averj State io this Union a republi
can form of govern men t."?Section 4,
Article IV, Uonitiluiion of the United
States of America.
Under, this authority, the Congress
of the United States, after excluding
frotn their seats the Senators and Representatives
Of ten Southern States,
has established in all of the excluded
States a military government, absolute
and unlimited in Its powers! It is well
known that these States have exhausted
their power and resources in a gallant
and heroic struggle for independence
and self government. They now have
no alternative but unqualified submission
to the military despotism thrown
over them. It is to be hoped, and it is
generally believed, that the military
commanders in the Southern Slates,
will exercise their despotic powers wisely
and humanely. It is the adminis*
tration of a government, and not the
form of a government, which makes it
odious and oppressive. \ despotism,
wisely, justly and virtuously administered,
is the most perfect government
that can be established. It is the government
of .God, established by llim
fg the government-of tbe universe.
Five or six months ago, South Carolina,
with all the other Southern States,
rejected, with scorn and indignation,
the constitutional amendment, which
proposed to exclude froui office their
leading men, and reduce their representation
in CongroM, unless they permitted
universal negro suffrage. Now,
it is proposed by the military hill not
only to exclude this class of persons
from office, but to disfranchise them
and exclude them from voting in all
elections, and at the same lime to enfranchise
their former slaves and give
universal suffrage to the negro. Strange
to say, that there are many persons in
the Southern States whose high sense
cf honor would not let them adopt the
constitutional amendment, who are now
urging the people to voluntarily swallow
the military hill, regardless of honor,
principle or consistency. I am hap
py to know that they are secessionists,
and never were Union men.
The inquiry is, which, then, shall we
do t Whilst I have been writing, the
telegraph brings the glorious news that
Mississippi and Georgia have appealed
to ibe judiciary for tbe protection of
tbeir constitutional rights as sovereign
Slates of the American Union. Would
to God thai South Carolina stood by
the side of Mississippi and Georgia, in
this their last noble effort to maintain
tbeir dignity and honor as States, and
tbe just rights and liberties of their citizens.
If this last grand, expiring effoit
in favor of freedom should fail,
then . the South will have to quietly
meet the tyrranny of Congress ; but,
in meeting, she need not embrace tbe
hideous thing. When the military, or.
tier is issued for a registration of voters,
let every man, not disfranchised, go fors
tvard and register his name. When
the election ie ordered for a convention,
it will be the duly of every voter to cast
his vote for the wisest, best, and most
trustworthy men, who are eligible to
seats in that convention. This much be
is forced to do for relf-protection, and
to keep tbe State Government from falling
into the bands of unworthy and
base men. He need go no further.?
bet him then endorse on bis ticket,
" No Convention." If he is a patriot
and an honorable man, be cannot de?
ipa (Ka an/va aktwk V* a mtltlaaw kill
uiiw ?uv vu?u^v ttuivu ?uo uiimnijr mn
contemplates, and be eboold not vote
a lie !
With the canning which always
characterizes the tyrant, Congress has
enacted that the people themselves shall
endorse thecal! of a convention, m order
to give legal validity to iu acts.-?
Without this endorsement, the whole
proceeding miaht be regarded as forced
on the States by the military government,
and, therefore, null and void.?
Hence, the trick of making the people
endorse the call of a convention. It h
to be hoped that they will not be caught
by this cunning device, and that they
may be able to influence their freed men
to act with them. But should a majority
of the votes be for a convention, then'
it is to assemble, and not otherwise.
When it amenable#, the honor and deatiny
of tha State will be in its keeping.
i
But if the people ehonW vote M no
convention,** what then T The honor [i
And dignity of the Slates will, at least, ,.i
not be thereby sacrificed by their cSii <
"*** ,.
MBEWBitoiln as we are, UP- I
IPBBBKBwBHwL till lb are is a reac- !
HMwPSrlb'. It has already oom
KHHrConnectieut, and will; sooner
ftuKpr, sweep over tbe whole North Hfarn
end Middle States Then we
Hell be restored to oer rights in the
Union, with, honor unsullied end the
right of suffrage unchanged. Let us
await this Democratic triumph, be it a
hundred years, rather than seek new
Ixl DJ 1 X* 1 *?
associations who oar dimk Republican
tyrants and oppressors, and be guilty of
the baaenos* of abandoning our friends
at the North, who have nobly defended
onr cause, for two years past, and sacrificed
themselves in the struggle for
Southern rights and constitutional freedom.
If we are unwilling to bear the ills
to whioh we are subjected, for the
maintaioenoe of honor and principle,
then we deserve our destiny. It is
said that, if we do not accept the degrading
terms now offered, worse will
be imposed I Have we any assurance
that worse may not be imposed, if we
do accept f Like the woman who consented
to her own dishonor (o save the
life of her husband, and was then made
to witness his execution ! There is no
faith in tyrants. Threats of confiscation
are futile. Almost every one has
been pardoned, by taking the amnesty
oath, or by special application. The
Southern people may be robbed and
murdered, but their properly cannot be
confiscated.
In order to debauch prominent
Southern men, offers have been made
in Congress to remove theif disabilities,
and, it would seem, not without success
! Threats to the many, and bribes
to &faw, is the policy adopted for radicalizing
the Soul hern States. Wit1, uni
vprnal naorm anffirana ?t?/l ,1aKannli./l nnl
BT" ?<?vvn?viiv? |""
j iticianS, we may bid farewell to all hope
! of republican institutions. Virtue and
intelligence alone can sustain a republic.
When the .negro has acquired intellir
gence to understand his political rights,
and properly to make him f?el an interest
in lite proper exercise of them, lie
should be allowed to voto. This principle
has been adopted in most of the
Northern States, and is w ise and just.
But it is wicked to put ballots into the
hands of those who will he the passive
tools of their emvloyers, or the mischicv
ous agents of Black Republican etuis**
ries. ?
Nothing oan be more unjust and ini !
quitous than the discriminating disH an
chisemenl of the military hill A
Union man, whose life has been -pent
in liying to maintain the integrity of
the Union, but who was a member of
the Legislature or a judge ten or twen
tv v^ats ago, and who, after his State
seceded, f**d? or clothed a son in the
Confederate army, is disfranchised !?
But the man whose v hole life mav
have been spent in treasonable efforts
to destroy the Union and involve the
country in a bloody civil war, who was
a leading member of the secession Con
renlion, and afterward* a distinguished
General in the Confederate army, hurling
his command against the United
Sta'es forces in a bundled bloody
fields of battle, is not disfranchised, utw
less be bad previously taken an oath to
' support (ho Constitution of- (be United i
States I There are rnanv instances of
this character which might be mentioned,
showing the injustice and folly of
this disfranchisement. It is believed
that neither Generals Beauregard; Hill, 1
Mngruder, nor General Lee himself, the <
illustrious commander-in-chief of the
Confederate forces, is disfranchised.? 1
But the humble Union magistrate, who
relieved the distresses of a son or friend
in the Confederate army, is dLfianchis
ed!
There is not the remotest hope or
probability of the Southern States be
tng restored to the Uuion till after the
next Presidential election. Why, then,
shall we voluntarily degrade.ourselves,
and give up our dearest political rights
for a delusion! If dishonor must
come, do not embrace it. If we are to
wear manacles, let them pe put on by
our tyrant^ not by ourselves. If a man
threatena to kick you, self resptot
would forbid your exposing your per
too to ntm and asking him to kickyou
at one* and be dona with it ?
We have lived already two years un- '
der military role, in great poverty and
distress, and bave been cheered all the 1
time by the consciousness that we are
not a degraded, though a conquered <
people. We can continue to live in j
the same way two yoars longer, or, If '
need be, ten years, and feel a pride <
in knowing^ that we have maintained <
oar honor, and made every effort possible
to preserve our freedom and oon* '
stitutional rights. A man who fsels '
that ha has dishonored himself, is <
lost; and so it is with a people. <
Let us lire, quietly and peaceably, '
attending diligently to our various <
vocations la life?obeying patiently ?
the powers that be ; but never think 1
of voluntarily voting away onr rights <
se a State or our honor and freedom as
men. Let ns tenet in n returning <
sense of justioe on the part of our <
oppressors, which sooner or later must <
come. Have patience, forbearanoe ?
GREENVILLE, SOUTH
rod long offering. Tho Son thorn
3utw fought four long bloody ton
br who! they beliwed to bo o Mcred
ngoi proclaimed by all the American
people In their Declaration of Independence.
Can they not now afford
to live four years longer out of that
Union, rather than sacrifice their hot)
or, their rights, as States, and the
great republican principles of freedom !
B, F. PERRY.
Fr?^ the Columbia Pa^lx.
Governor Perry's Letter.
The communication that we published
in yesterday's issue will attract attention,
from the high position which
the writer has occupied, for many j errs,
in the public affairs of the State, and
on accunt of his political antecedents?
being always an earnest, consistent
Union man, and opposing nullification
and secession. There is np public man
in our Slate who has a clearer record
for political consistency and devotion to
the Union. This reeord doubtless induced
the President to appoint hira
Provisional Governor, io direct and com
trot the measures then deemed necessary
to restore the State to the Union.?
The President failed in his policy ; and
the last constitutional amendment whs
submitted to the States fur ratification
and rejected by the Soathorn Slates.?
To this course, Governor Perry advi-ed
through the columns ol this journal
Hnd be now proffers counsel to the peo
nla a a I rs I lit i * aali/?n *?)<%> ?
I'.v ?UVM nvuwu UIIUUI UIC III 1111H
ry reconstruction law.
We regret exceedingly that, at llii:
juncture of our political affair^ Gov
Perry considered it bis duty to lav be
fore the people any arguments calcuht
ted to produce the impression on thei
minds thai thoy ought not to organizi
their Slate Government in confirm,:!;
with the provisions of the tnilioov hill
The constitutional amend iit**in. it i
Jtrue, was opposed hy nine leu h* of ih
people, anrl rrjec'ed with "scorn and in
dignation " hy Southern Legi*Utu'C
Hut did that rejection, with remark thl
unanimity, throughout the Sou<lion
States, bring to them anv easier terms
" Strange to say," the (iovernor write*
"that there are many persons who*,
high sense of honor would not let then
adopt the consiituional amendmont. hit
are now urging the people '.o voluntari
I* swallow the military bill, regatdies
of honor, principle and coiMsteucy."
We do not see anything " strange 1
nor anything at variance with con,is
teney, thai those who counseled r?j->c
.tton of what was con*ideted a hai>l
amendment of the Constrution, shotih
now ad vino the people l?> obey a law
passed under all the foi ins at least o
the Constitution. The foiiuer we hat
the po wcr to reject ; the latter demand
obedience, and obeying it involves neith
er " honor, principle nor con*i?teiicy.'
This is no argument at all. an i we sin
cerely regret that the hackneyed phra<e
of "swallowing" anything degiadin;
should be used in discussing a gravi
question, that invoWes not only the po
iitical intej-esls of the S:ate anil people
but tbeir progress in material prosperity.
The people of South Caroliua uav<
come face to face with the reality ?.|
their present situation, and we do rtol
believe that, if even their great politica
leaders of the past were to. talk ahoui
honor and dignity, and principle antl
all that sort of thing, they would follow
their counsels. The first movement is,
bo get restored to the Union the next
to recuperate and develop their resources.
We have not the hope that any advantage
will result to the Southern
States from the injunction against the
law now pending before the Supreme
Court, which Governor Perry evidently
entertains. The Chief Justice has already
decided that the President can
not bqttnade a party to these bills ol
complaint, and that he is bound to execute
a law of Congress without let 01
hindrance from the Judicial Department
of the Government; and although it
may be the last noble effort of Southern
Slates to maintain their dignity and
honor as States, and the just rights and
liberties of tbeir oitizens, yet Governor
Ferry bu bad too much experience in
the field* of politic*, and too wall ao>
quainted with tba tactic* and policy of
tba majority in Co napes*, to bopa that
tba decision of tha Court, if favorable,
would work any amelioration in tha
dfstreaaad oondition of tha Southern
people. Such a decision would only
inflame their passions, and rekindle sao
tlonal strife?that great ban* of tha
sottntry'a advancement and prosperity.
Tha advia* wbieh the distinguished
writer of the eoinmuncatiou referred to
?to endorse, * No Convention " on tba
tickets as they are deposited?with nil.
iue deference, we say, is a grave error,
ind fruitful of miaehief if acted upon by
he people. We had fondly hoped to
tee?and we believe it i* the determine
ion an of overwhelming majority of the
fitisen* of the State, that is shall be so
?the people of South Caroline carry
>ut, in good faith, aa a measure of rejonstructlon,
the provisions of the law
>f Congress. They ere weary of poMtital
excitement, and while greet princi
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CAROLINA. APRIL 25. 186
plea iwrtr change, the mere political
dignit^'ftnd honor of their 8tale hare
loet their magic effect open a people
who have suffered?are still suffering?
from poverty and sectional legislation.
We are surprised to hear Governor
Perry ask, M Hare we any assurance
that worse terms may not be Imposed
if we accepi I" We think we hare, fn
the declarations of their leaders and in
the express assertions of their newspaKra,
that these measures are a finality.
it still, again, the Governor falls into
the errot we hare already noticed,
when he speaks of " acceptance." One
thing is certain, that if we do not?not
accepi?faithfully carry out the programme
presented in the law, worse
terras will aituredly be imposed, and
the Stale either territorialized or parcelled
out to her neighbors?her lands
confiscated, her whole people disfranchised?leaving
to lliero only the ref*
ugo of expatriation.
We affirtn that this would, inevita(
bly be the result, if the people of South
Carolina should exhibit any contumacy
| about a cheerful compliance with the
law or Uongress ; and we further affirm,
that (he people of South Carolina are
uot prepared to be drawn again into
I the maelstrom of national politics.?
( They have certain duties to perform ?
certain forward movements to take, and
' we believe they will be performed and
taken without any reference.to the
Democratic or any other party at the
' North. The idea of re action there, or
of culertaining hope from any party
there, is obsolete. We have trifled
too long with our best interests, in
1 leaning upon such a broken reed ; and
* j if every Northern State would go as
I Connecticut, while we might feel that
i there was redaction,yet we would earnr
j estly trust tbat, tinder no circumstances,
e I would onr people bo seduced into the
1 belief that parly poliics can ever hen.
efit tliein in any point of view.
* From our en lie-t acquaintance with
y ! South Carolina po'itics, we were always
; taught to regtrd Gov. Perry as the
' | champion of the Union, in the midst
15 | of a wicked ami perverse generation;
' and, therefore, it is no more singular,
* I to day, to see secessionists anxious for
* the restotalion of the Union, than to
. see Gov. l'erry giving the aid of his
' t counsel against such a course. It is
1 j the (tr-i deviation from a rigid adhe*?
I sion to Union principles thai we re
^ it ember in his political career ; and al
() | though he, with others, may be tempo
rarity di*fs aneliised, yet we think that
' l calm t . flcM'vn ayd dispassionate judgment,
an characteristic of Gov. Perry,
* will V el i in! lire liiin to nn.nniii ola ?.nl.
^ our prominent citizen* in securing, in
the moil, and indeed the only, practical
mode, out restoration a* a people to
' j the political :igh's and to our repre?ens
! tation in C-ongres* as a Slate of the
' Union. Let all our people, whether
! Union or t-eceioion in their former pro'
' clitiiie*, unite and work heartily in this
I great woik, and the end will be attain'
j ed. Uuiou and harmony should now
15 be our watchword*.
' A R ibdi:r Outwittkd.? A short
time since, an I<i?liman left Coppempj!
j oiis, California, for Sail Andrea*, with
| I his carpet-sack on his back, and, when
I about five miles 011 bis way. was met by
( a ' road agent," (ihe name given in Cal
I ifornia to highway robbers.) who demanded
his money. Pat. immediately
dropped his pack on the ground and sat
' down on ii, and thus addressed tho
' man :
" Holy Virgin, yez must be thick
along this road. I've only come five
miles this iporiving, and this is the fourth
time I've been stopped and asked for
1 money.*'
' * la that so?'' asked the highwayman.
' liy mo sowl it's the gospel llirulh,"
replied Pal.
^ " Well, then, you had better proceed
' on your way. It wouldn't Dav to t?o
through vou."
Phi. shouldered his carpet bag. and
ibey were about to separate, when ha
1 turned round and said :
" Have ye iver such a thing about ye
as a match, to light me pipe wid f"
He was supplied with one, and the
two separated. The Irishman bad five
, hundred dollars in gold in his bundle,
and by this piece of shrewduess saved
his money.
Aw Of'cm Rk>r.?Deacon A ,
while passing through bis lot the other
day, stooped down to tie his shoe. A pet
ram which the boys had trained, among
other things waa taught to regard his posture
aa.e*lreroeiyoffensive, lie instantly
C' ohed into ths old gentleman's undeded
rear, and laid him full length in
a mud hole. Picking himself up, the
descon disoovered the cause of bis overthrow,
standing in all the calmness and
dignity of a conscious victor, His rage
was boundless, and be saluted biin with
the energetic language:
- You d d old rascal P
At that moment he caught a glimpse
of the beoign face of toe miuister,
peeping through the feoee, and he in*
stantly added :
M If I may be allowed the expression."
ETVESNTS
17.
Important to tho Citizen* of This
State Who Hare Lost Their Legs
Boring the Becent War.
For the purpose of carrying into ef.
feet the provision* of an Aet entitled
u Ao Aet to provide Artificial Legs for
all citizens of the State who *have lost
their legs during the recent war," approved
December 20th, 1866,1 caused
a notice to be published to all Manu- <
facturer* of Artificial Limbs, to exhibit
their specimens in the city of Columbia
on the fourth Honday in March, and
Appointed i Hoard of Surgeons, com*
posed of Doctor* A. N. Talley, Robert
VV. Gibbes end B. W. Taylor, to ex>
m!ne the various specimens submitted.
They unanimously recommended the
" Army and Nary Leg," of Dr. Bly,
and hie u Anatomical Leg," as combining
more advantage* than any others
exhibited ; and I, therefore, concluded
a contract with Dr. Bly, to furnish the
citizens of this State with the u Army
and Navy Leg," at the price of $74.65
each, which amount is to be paid by
the Stale.
The cost of Dr. Bly's anatomical ball
and soccet jointed leg precluded .me
from contracting for it, because the sum
appropriated by the Legislature was insufficient
to have furnished that leg to
each citizen ; nevertheless, each persou
who chooses to do so, may, by paying
Dr. Bly from his own means, the additional
sum of $75.35, secure this more
perfect limb, tlie cost of which is $150.
His offico will be located in Charleston,
and but one tiip is necessary to be
mnde there /or tiro purpose of having
the limb properly adjusted to the stump.
Before its delivery, each leg will be in.
spected by a competent person.
To procure a leg, be following rules
have been adopted :
1. No person, other than a citizen of!
i this State, i< entitled, under the Act of
the Legislature, to receive an artificial
leg2.
The person applying, must appear
, . before the l.'le; k of the Court for the
, . Oi*l rinf in ut) ?*%K ho 1 ?r ~
( *<u?uu no icniuco, ?IIU PHllSiy I
that officer that he is a citizen, that he
lost his leg during the recent war, and
is embraced within the provi-ions of
the Act of the Assembly aforesaid. The
Clerk will thereupon give such person
an original and duplicate certificate,
under the seal of the Court, certifying
that the party is entitled to receive a
leg.
3. The Clerks of the Courts have
had forwarded to thein blank forms for
measuring the slump. - Each citizen
will procure two of these on obtaining
his certificates. After carefully making
the measurements, as directed in the
form, he will enclose the original certificate
and measurement to I)r. Douglass
lily, Charleston, S. C
The duplicate certificate he will re
tain in his possession, until he receives
notice-that his personal presence is re
quirod. at Dr. lily's office, foT the pur
pose of adjusting the leg to ih6 stump.
Upon exhibiting this certificate to the
conduotors of the several railroads of
the State, they will doubtless give him
free transportation, going and returning,
one time, the Legislature having in the
Act requested the Railroad Companies
to furnish transportation free of cost,
and each conductor will make such endorsement
upon the certificate as will
prevent it from being fraudulently used
again by the same or any other person.
Dr. 13ly will notily persons at what
time it will be necessary for them to attend
at his office in Charleston for the
purpose of fitting the leg to the stump.
As two hundred nnd fifty or more
Artificial limbs are to be supplied, considerable
time will necessarily be con?
sumed in their manufacture, and you
are requested to practice patience in
what may seem to you an unreasonable
delay in procuring your limb.
Dr. 13ly advises, that unless some
pressing emergency exists, the new leg
should not be fitted to the stump during
the warm season, and that the patient
himself will be most likely to obtain.
a. satisfactory result by awaiting
the return of cool weather.
The Clerks of the Court will be entitled
to charge their fees for their offi
cial certificate, but it- is presumed that
they will, under the circumstances,
cheerfully render the service gratuitously.
' JAMES L. ORR,
Governor of South Carolina.
Rkturn Dat.? Last Saturday was
Return Day for this l>istrict. From an
examination or (be Ulerk s book*, it
seems that something over a thousand
cases hare been returned, including acceptances
and confessions. Man/ of
the cases are small 'processes, suits
brought bjr administrators and ex9cu*
tors, and suits brought for litigation- by
consent on old notes for negroes. The
return though large, is not so great as i
anticipated by many, and is not the
largest return erer made in the District
; there baring been a larger, we i
leam, at a former term of the Court. 1
These cases, it is presumed, will not i
show any exceedingly large amount of
indebtedness by the time of judgment
and rerdict, as a heary pairing down
and sealing process must undoubtedly
take place Defore that time.
Laurentville Herald. <
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From the O?wogo N. 7., PftluSlK^HH^BflH^S
Horrible Solution of a M ?^plHBHB|
Child Satan b j 8nakee^|H|HHfflffl
In the early part of (be month dPB*2r*$P^;
Auguet laat a girl named Glisa Drnm-^^I^BJfl|
mond^bou^^^year^o^Mra "? 1
Greats live near the town-of West
on roe in this ooonty, left her home
one morning for the purpose of picking
berries, and never returned. The most
diligent search was made for her by the
parents and neighbors, bat no traces
could be found. She bad not been
drowned, for nil places where there was
water were carefully examiued, even to
well# and cisterns in the neighborhood.
After weeks of fruitless search and ln?
quiry the afflicted parents gave up their
obild for lost. It was reported that a
band of vagrants had been seen near
the locality about the time of the diss
appearance, and the opinion prevailed
that the child had been atolen and cars
ried away by the gypsies.
The event, whioh created a profound
sensation at tbe time, had almost passed
from the minds of all save the stricken
parents, when it was painfully recalled
by a recent occurrence. On Tuesday
last five or six lads went ont hunting in
the vicinity, and during the day came
upon a spot where a large number of
black snakes were discovered and kill*
ed. Tbe appearance of the reptiles in
such large numbers and at this season
of the year, was considered remarkable,
and it was suggested by one of the parly
that a breeding den must be some*
where near. A search was immediate^
ly commenced which resulted in a manner
far different from their expectations.
In the side of the hill near ihe edge
i of a swamp was found a sort of opening,
which, in tbe summer, was concealed
by tall grass and bushes. In the
opening was tound a human skeleton
from which every particle of flesh had
been taken. The bonea were as white
as ivory and all perfect. Near by was
a tin pail in a rusted condition and a
tin cup. The boys were terribly frightened
and gave the alarm. The remains
were taken from the mouth of the den,
and an examination ahowed that the
place had been, and probably now was
a breeding place for black ?nakes. The
boldest hesitated to enter. The entrance,
which was large enough for the admission
of a mau's body, grew smaller and
tended downward. Lighted balls of
hay soaked in kerosene were Hir.twn
into the cavity, and in less than 15
minutes eighty-two snakes, ranging in
length from 1^ to 4 feet were killed.
The pail and cup were recogtiiz?j< I by
Mr. and Mrs. Orummoud as those taken
by their child when she went away
for the last time The physicians jnos
nounced the remains those of a fern de
child, and there can be no doubt hut
that the poor girl, while picking berries
in the vicinity of the spot, became tirad,
seated herself in the shade of the opening
to this horrid den, and wa- attacks
ed by the reptiles in numbers and killed.
The discovery haa shocked the
whole community, and almost prostra*
ted the stricken parents, whose hearts
are made to bleed anew at the thought
of the horrible fate which deprived
them of their child.
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Fools.?The King of Persia once
ordered his Vizier to make out a list of
all the fools in his do.miniops. Ha did
so, and put his Majesty's name at the
head of them. The King asked him
why, to which he immediately answer*
ed :
" Because you entrusted a lac of rupees
to men you don't know, to buy
horses for you a thousand miles off, and
who'll never come back."
" Ay, but suppose they come back."
"Then I shall erase your name and
insert theirs.
In a bar-room in Denver the following
" rules n are conspicuously posted :
" No one is Allowed to remain in the
hall or passageway longer than five
minutes without taking a drink, or in
the sitting-room ten minutes without
doing likewise.
" Any one refusing to drink whea
asked will be ignominiously kicked out.
*" No gentlemen are expected to eat
the lemon-peel in their cocktails, and
those who do so will not be supplied
with any more, and will not be consid*
ered gentlemen in future.
The Secretary of War baa submittal
to the President the oorreapondenco between
Grant and Sheridan regarding
removal*.
A special dispatch to the Baltimore
Sun says Gen. Griffin recommends the
removal of Gov. Throckmorton, of Texas;
Sheridan agree* with him, and suggests
the removal of the Governor of
Louisiana. Grant, in reply, doubt* the
General* power to remove Governors,
and ' 'nks removal* mast be made bv
Congress, or after trial under the 6tfi
section.
Dbath o? a Colored C?l*britv.?Romeo
Price, the well known colored
waiter at Barnum's City Ilotel, died
at his residence, in that city, on Tuesday,
in the eightieth year of his age.