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Thing* That Here* Die.
The pure, the bright, the beautiful,
That stirred oar hearts lp youlb, ^
The impulse otes wordless prayer,
The dream of lore and truth.
The lopginge after some thing lost, . j
The spirit's yearning cry ;
The striving after hitter hopes?
These things can never die.
The timid hand stretched forth to aid
A brother In his need ;
That kiodly word In griefs dark hour*
That proves the friend indeed ;
The plea of mercy softly breathed
When jtiatice threatens nigh;
The sorrow of a contrite heart?
These things shall never die.
Thevnemory of a clasping hand,
*' tte pressure of a kiss,
And all the trifloa, sweet and frail.
That make up love's first bliss,
If with a firm, unchanging faith,
And holy trust and high,
Those hands havA clasp'd, those lips have
wist,
These things shall never die,
The ernel and the bitter word
That wounded as It. fell.
The ehilling want of .sympathy,
Ws feel but never tell.
The hard repulse that chills the heart,
Whose hopes ware bounding high,
In an unfading record kept,
These tbiDga shall never di*.
'? ' ' ?n * *
Let nothing pass, for every hand
Most find some work to do
Lose not a chance to weaken love,
Be firm and just and true.
So ahall a light that cannot fade
Beam on thee from on high,
And angela' voices say to thee,
Theaa things shall never die.
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XU.JS i JkllU HAbUU
Some two or three mile*from the little
town of Aylesbury, England, there
once lived three cousins of the family
named of Barret. They were all married,
and settled on farms within a mile
of each other, and each of. them bad
children grown up and around them.?They
were not rich, hut in comfortable
circumstances, and each had expectations.
An eccentric uncle had gone
Out to India when quite a young man,
and rumor told them that be had become
very wealthy, and would probably
die a bachelor. ' Who, then, but themselves,
would be heirs to his properly 1
?they being at the time his nearest
kin. " ' *' *
One day these three families were
thrown into great commotion by each
of them receiving a letter, which contained,
besides date and signature, only
these words: ' * *'
"lam rlol?. Fool a hare o?ll mo a nabob.?
I wouldn't giva such a title to a oat. Nr
- . matter?1 shan't live always?and when I
die my property must go to somebody. I air
coming to England to-fiud an heir. I shall
come and s?e you, and hope yon. will -p)eas<
me. I hppe yon are not troubled with beg
gars. I do not like to sec them about."
One dark, rainy night, about three
, weeks after the reception cf these letten
by the cousins, the family of Moses Bar
ret was thrown into a great state of ex
citemenl, by the appearance at the dooi
of two men in livery, who announced
? it " * .1 r a f
luemseives as in? avauni cowner#-o
hit excellency, Joshua Barret, of India
who would claim their hospitality foi
the night. 8aying which, the meesen
gars put spurs to their horses and dash
ed away, without giving (he astonishes
listeners time to ask even a single ques
tioo.
now, Moses Barret was a bunks, hi
% wife shrewd, and bis three chiidret
chips of the two blocks, but all under
took to change their natures for tb<
tithe?or ratber, to be ready to cbang<
them on the appearance of the rich up
cle?for what was the use of actinj
with the eurtain down I
** Vow, Moee, you stingy old brute,1
aid bis wife, ' if toq know on wbicl
aide your breed's buttered, it's to b
boned vou'll have sotne chickens killec
for his excellencyY'aupphr, which wa
UOVf*n you did for Chriatmaa ; 1 an<
some of that wine fetched op that y on' v
bad in the cellar ai nee the year one
and fire made in .the beat roomJ tba
hasn't been there this (en year*; and al
our nice cbothea put on, that ain'
Much, for you'tb n<ver Alio* tu not bin]
decent." V',-" " ' -7" . \ /
" Aftd it i# to be hoped, old womkn,'
retorted the angry husband," that yoO'l
aoAen down that acreecbiaf voice c
your*,'and twiat your wrinkles ioh
smile*?and thritit Vie something 1'*
natter seen done aincc the first week o
. 0"rmarriage.'' .
Great activity was displayed by al
the parlies concerned in getting read
to give the Hcb unde tirrijMlt reeeptjoi
possible, and' all rejoiced, as mncb *
such a hopefbLfamily could rejoice, tha
(hey would be the flmt to receive a vial
from him?hoping, of course, tbpi the,
* * 1
|t -...1 :A.t
might thus forestall the other relations h
in hit good graces. It would have been y
In'tile nibi'st of theiburried propn n
rations, there appeared at the door an li
old, feeble looking, white-haired man, r<
thinly clad4 and with hie soaking gar- it
menu clinging to hi* shriveled form.
M Will- you be kind eoobghV good, si
folks," he said, M to give me something it
to eat and a place to sleep to-night 1" fi
" We've got nothing to sn?*re I and if S
we had, we don't harbo beggars 1" re- fc
plied the roaster of the house, in a coarse,
brutal tone.' " v ' ' e
M But I'm old, and feeble, and bun- I
gry, and wet, and tired," said the e
aged applicant, in a pleading tone, n
" and if you drive roe away, I may
perish." \ . ~y. . ' ^ . . . I
" wen, mais just wnat you ought to c
have done long ago," put in the cross d
dame. " When people get too lazy to a
work for an honest living, and start out i
hegging. it's my opinion they're bettor f
dead nor alive. Besides, we expect com i
pan.y soon?a rick gentleman from In- s
dia?and haio'l got uo room for the tl
likes of you.* " .'** ' ~ y
r." Well, then," returned" the old man.
with a orrowfnl look. " eince you e
can't keep me over night, please give t
me something-to eat, and I'll go fur... a
ther." .'/ "! _ s
The dame caught up a piece of
brown bread, with an angry look, and t
was about to band it to the mendi- f
cant, more for the purpose, as it seemed,
of getting rid of him than fiom c
apy feeling of compassion?bnt her 1
miserly husband interposed and said,
'sharply: _ I
,4.1 told you we hado't nothing' for |
you, and so travel on I" n t
44 I'll set the dog on yon if you don't, t
you old beggar l" cried a lad of ten.? 1
44 My rich uncle's coming here to-night. ?
and'be cant bear beggars ; so you had t
better bo off while .your bones are t
whole !'* t
" May heaven l>e more .merciful than "
you," sighed the old man, ap ho. turned <
and disappeared in the darkness. ]
Some half an hour later he knocked
at the doo> of Stephen Barre:, another (
of the nephews, and asked for food and <
lodging..; ]
* It isn't convenient for ur to keep ]
you to night," said the master of the
1 house, in a mild, dignified tone. 44 Be- j
' sides, we don't like to encourage beg- ,
gars. If you are poor, and not able to ,
work, ihe parish where you belong is
' bound to support jrou. No one need j
starve in this country, which the Lord,
probed be His name, has so bountifully
blessed. I trust I - am not wanting ,
1 in chairity?as a humble follower of the
1 Lord Jesus Christ, I hope I-Am not? ;
but what with taxes for the support of
the Government and the poor, donations
to benevolent societies and heath'
en inisssions, it is as much as I can do
| to livo, and give my family a respecta,
ble mainlananco. Now.niy fnend, if
I you are poor,. and not able to work,
? (though I don't see why you may not
' work as well as travel,) you had het
ter throw yourself on the parish where
s you belong."
1 " But I am tired, wet, and hungry,"
* said the eld man,"and all the parishes
in the world can't do mo any good tor
night."
' M, But you should have thought of
that before you left home," now chimed
' in the good housewife, with a sanctified
r air. " It is sinful to tempt ProvidenCo,
as it is called ; and whoever sins must
J" expect punishment. I never go awsy
wilhourproviding for the journey, and,
of course, I don't expect anyboJy to feed
and shelter me for nothing. It is
* a sin, too, to be idle when one is able
to worn, and 11 is against my principle,
as a true Christian, to encourage any
8 ooe in sinning." * / . ?
8 M Then, I suppose, I'm to understand
that you refuse me both food and lodgi
ing," said the old man.
? " Ar to food," said the pions dame,
glancing at her hut-bTind, " if you ar6
1 very huftgrv, 1 suppose we can do some
8 tiding fbr you in that way ; but lodging
ie oht of the rjuestjon?for two mount
J ed couriers have been here to say that
a very rich tfncle of ours from India
0 will be here soon ; and lie wroto some
time ego, thai he didn't- liko to have
J beggars about where he was, and we
' wouldn't like to do anvtbintf 'to offend
1 him. Tfti*,. we hmrdly expect be will
% come to-ttight *r but, then, ho might, you
? know, end we wouldn't Kite to run any
* w
I . ? Welf,.then,* said the old man, whh
0 * will t*fc* the foodf if yba
e please, end gp dn, if I' peti*b"
f " i'ut your trust in -the. ford, my
friend, put yon* trust in ihe Lord J" said
II Stephen Bar/ef, splemuly.-'
f * Yes/'yboerj hie wife, "'puf four
n trust in the fowl/!---that "Is <b|)*t >eifo
when in tfonhle.* Ssrah J*no. ?o down
A -in the eelfar ami bring np a conpie-of
it tbose^cold potalpes for this ohf nran-^
jr ibjy.erd'tety flood jatinf wfceodnoiej
' N % "
y^^11? J! *". ?
GREENVILLE, SOUTH \
m - T
ungry?I like them myself. Yes, pat
our trust in the Lord 1 and don't leave
ome again without means. By the
y, .while I think of it," added the good
omnn, laying down a cap-frill, on
bich' ahA hp<l been busily at work
liile talking, and looking up
ilh a bright twinkle of her eyes, M I
o'believe thai you can get a good
ifrill's Inrlorintf at. TInrrv TiarrettV wlin
o a ~p j -? ~
vm only a half a mile from hero, on the
mad eoutb?,sa,iIe's a great hand for tak)g
in gangers."
She looked'at her husband, and both
miled knowingly, for both were ihitikig
that in case the rich uncle should
na the beggar there, :t might increase
tepher. Barret's chances of being the
irtunate heir.
Sarah Jane now returned and hand
d the old man two little cold potatoes,
Ie took them, turned them blowly over,
xamined them on all sides, and murmured
i
" They have eyes?but can they see ?
think not?for if they could they'd
ilush red, instead of keeping such a
laik color." Then glancing slowly
round the neat, tidy. cheerful room, tnk
ng in three prime girls and their pious
arents, he quickly tossed the potatoes
n the lap of the astonished mistress,
aying, as he did so, " I beg your pars
Ion. madam,but I did not intend to rob
ou."
"Ob. you sinful, wicked old creature!"
xclaimed the good dame, in a holy
korror, as the disgusted old tnan turned
md went out and shut the door w)th a
lam.
- In less than half an hbur the unforunate
wayfarer was trying his chances
it the house of Henry Batret.
" Gome in," said a strong, hearty,
dieerful voice, in answer to his timid
cnook.
He entered a large, plainly furnished
ipaitment, and beheld a group of six
>ersons?father, mother, two sor.8 and
wo daughters?seated around a pleasmt
fire, wittr a bright light on the ta>le
near them, and all looking contented
?nd happy. On seeing his visitor was
?n old man and a stranger, the master
the house arose and invited him to
.vallc forward and tako a sent, and all
ho bthtrs dicw bwck feftpccifullv, l*?
enlarge the circle and give him ihe best
:>lace at the (ire.,
" T have called," said the old man,
itooping and removing liin hat from his
white head; " la ask if you would be
kind enough to give rao some food and
lodging for llie night ?"
" Of course we will, my friend, nnd
glad of the chancy to help a- fellow in
need 1" ?nid Ilenry Barret, in a frank,
cordial tone. " Sit down and make
yourself at home ! Here, give me your
itat ! Come, girls, hurry up something
warm for the old gentleman, who is
wet, tired and chilled through.*"** 1
can readily see. You ought not to
have been out so late in this storm,
father 1"
" No, I know," returned the old gentleman,
holding his trembling hands to
the tiro," but the persons 1 applied to
wouldn't take me in."
- J' What ! refuse lodging to an old mar
like you on such a night, In this j?hMarian
community !" exclaimed the indig
nant host. " Who were the inhospitable
wretches f"
The man described the house an<j
people where he had called.
M I eee," said lire host, with grinr
smile, M I understand I The first famih
kicked you out ?"
'* Almost.'.' * >
" Tho second familv prayed yoi
out! "
- 41 Almost," again smiled the stranger
4' Well, they are both relations o
mine, but I am a*hamed to own tliem.'
44 They sniil, by way of e*cu?e," pur
sued the old man,44 that they were ex'
peo'.ing a rich uncle, from India, whc
wouldn't like to see a beggar about."
44 Aye, my friend, and we are expect'
ing the "same rich uncle, too?nn eccen
trie old bachelor, who says he wants t<
mako one of ua heir to his vast poses
sibns. .'Two gaily mounted messenger
arrived this evening to say he would hi
here to.bight, or to-morrow, prbbablj
the latter. But whenever he doea come
he will tlnd us as we are; and if b<
don't like our looks, or the company
we keep, be OAn take himself off again.1
"Nnjyniy friend," said tho agei
stranger, rising fn some trepidation, "d<
not for the world, let my nresanoe ieop
ardize your -interest*-with your rid
kinsman I I will mefely pet something
to eat, and travel on till 1 Bud apothe
lodging."
" No, you won't," said IJarrv TWret
bluntly," " You won't leav#. this Ilous
to-night, for all the uncles lljat all tK.
Indies can (urn out. Sit down again
sir.eit down and make yofiraelf at home
I knriw the duty of a man who has fait I
in God. and J!m going to do it. Wlia
Is money ttf me t 1^ etkn't >>at it, no
drink If.' nlVr wear it! nor carry it int<
the other Vorld^and -Km sure it w'ouldn'
bring me any happiness tha^, I don'
no^r enjoy, apd I know it etrtildn't eve
conj|?eu-ato urn for one ntM?n act. No
osh'jin IWrlt setlfe ki?*Wton?y A* hi
chooses?III arrange my Conscience l(
roitwytetf!" ' " ''
' * ,
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, 1867.
be able to trace, three or fuur years after,
the efcact spot where it was marked."
He quoted the old couplet which contained
much truth :
" The uso of limo without manur?,
Will always tnako tho fartnor poor."
He stated (what has been discovered
in this country) that there may be a
complete absence of lime in soils rest
?
D'PXJLA.rt
CAROLINA. FEBRUARY 21
" God bless yoa !" murmured tLe old
man, in a trembSng voice ; and bowing
his bead upon bis hands, be wept in
silence. - I "
He remained at that hospitable house
during the nfeht, and was entertained
like an honored gnest. The next day
being fair, h? took.bis leave. As he
was about t# depart, Harry Barret put
a crown into his hand, saying :
" Take t,my friend, and not a word 1
I don't krow.who you are, and I've not
felt it my duty to inquire ; but this I
know?fropi your appearance, manners,
and language?that you are not a com
mon beggar, and that you have seen
belter days, which I sincerely hope you
may ?o again. It's as much as my
circursstancos will justify, and it may,
peihaps, serve to keep you from starving
some night or sleeping by the wayside."
" God will repay you I" said the old
man, solemnly ; and he walked slowly
away, wiping the tears from his eyes.
" He has already 1" nmsed Henry
Barret, placing his hand upon his heart.
" I litve it here?principal and interest."
Bong, and in vain, did the selfish
families of Moses and Stephen Barret
look for the appearance of their rich
uncle from India in a carriage and four,
ajul great was their disappointment and
vexation tberoat. Then camo the intelligence
tliai lie was sick in Lordon.
Next camo the news that ho was dead
and had loft a will ! What an intense
desire to know the contentsof that will!
What a wild, furious excitement when
its contents became known !
' To Moses Barret he devised one
pound to buy a cofiin for the dog that
his precious son had threatened to set
on a beggar.
To Stephen Bnrrctvhe had bequeath
ed one pound thro# pence?the pound
to bo devoted to paiisli poor?the three
pence to boy cola potatoes for beggars,
with the hope that ho and his pious
family would put their trust iu the
Lord.
To Iler.ry Barret, and his heira for*
ever, lie had willed all the remainder
of. his vast wealth, sorao half a million
pounda sterling, with a hope that he
and tliev would sometimes recall with
pleasure the visit of the old while haired
man they had puce so kindly enter;
tained.
i , The old beggar of lb at dark, rainy
night, was no other than Joshua Barrel
-himself!
The Use of Lime and Marl.
Tho English agriculturists have used
lima extensively for a long time, and
ha\e acquired a great deal of experience
relative to its application. At a lecture
gi"e? a while ago by Prof. Nesbit, b<*
' fore the London Farmers' Club, h<
etnted a number of ascertained facts
1 which, brletly related, may be interest
inct la eitfOi cS r?nr rnadpra nc d^cirA in.
formation on this subject. In speaking
of liming Hnd marling, he said it mad*
little differente, generally, whether cal
cerous matter was applied in the forrr
of chalk, disintegrated by frost, marl
quicklime, or disintegrated limestones,
Limestone is burnel, and thus reduced
to very fine powder, it very soon returns
to carbonate, precisely the sam<
state as before burning, except that it.mechanical
condition is entirely changer
to fine powder, l'his he regards as tin
chief object of burning. For lime act:
beneficially for many years in a soil lon j
after all traces of its caustic nature bav<
disappeared. Some limestones contaii
a considerable quantity of potash am
sulphate of lime, which sometimes ad<
much to their value. Here analysis be
comer of great use. As to the ration
ale of its action, he regards it as op
eraling in several ways. First, in dis
solving the alkalies for the use of grow
ing plants, a result which has beci
found by trying the experiment dutinj
a pariod of six months, in the laboratc
ry. Secondly, in effecting a slow dc
composition cf organic matter in soil
for the sarpe use, which is striking!
shown by the fsct that new land or new
ly broken fields are altogether the mot
benefitted by its action. 'Die same op
eration takes plate upon manures in th
r soil, j ne ammoMii w men nas Deen at
eorbed, is fed lo plants through the ae
siitanoo of lime. Hence, on hard croj
3 ped land, which has been nearly ex
s bauated of organic constituents, lime i
1 of little use. ' It has Mso been Btate
( that its application npon undraine
r land is of no ralue whatever. On th
other hand,'if soils aro deficient in lim<
I,, $von a manuring of guano will be c
e little comparative use. " If you go t
0 such * pi?ce as Exmoor," eays Professo
V Nesbit, " where the land has not-bee*
! turned up within the memory of mar
> and where the soil contains only euougl
t ' lime for a chemist to swear by, you wi]
r find the use of any other manure of n
) ' avail without i\. I have myself observer)
t I in certain parts of that moor, whi'r
f'| lime had been pftt, turnips were spies
r did," but the ?npt?n\ yon passed the lin
1 up io which lime had been applied, th
i orop entirely failed. If you were t
> take a handful <Sf slacked lime and in
tftribo your name oft the soil, you vouh
""ft uru iinicowuc, tmu iiittiiuuun cnses
where the limestone has been within six
I inches or a foot of the surface, and not
the thousandth per cent, of lime on the
soil itself, and add# that in some of the
South-eastern countries of England they
are actually liming the Chalk Downs to
great advantage.
Theories of Advertising.
" 'the theories of advertisers upon all
these conditions, particularly the last,
are wonderfully various ; those who disbelieved
in advertising at all, being now
too Tew for mention. One man believes
in advertising in publications where all
his competitors advertise \ another,
where he will be alone ; one thinks ad*
vertising needless, when business is
brisk, and useless when It is dull, while
another thinks the reverse. One believes
in the eitv. another in the town '
one bases bis hopes on mere length, and
another tnkes half a page to print a few
sentences, while another puts his. announcement
upside down.' Some advertise
mo?lor?t?ly nru1 steadily, and
some make showy displays occasionally.
Large cities are full of devices outside
of newspapers. Boys distribute handbills
at the ferries, and on the streets ;
a painted bed with nettings looped up
greets the eyes of those who cross Fulton
ferry in mosquito time. Men niprch
solemnly about, dressed in fiiJine mysterious
garments that proclaims the
merits of India rubber goods and weather-strips,
or covered with buttons from
crown to sole, or bearing sign boards of
chiropodists; a nuisance in the shape
' of an advertising van haunts Broadway,
and tho curb stones, the fences, and the
very pavements everywhere are aflame.
" It may be called accidental, but the
.fact is that nearly nil of the large fortunes
made in trade during the last
thirty years, both in this country- and
1 in England, have boer. made in con
1 nection with persistent and studied advertising.
I>is. Jayne, Biandeth, and
* Ay re, Davis's Pain Killer, Russia Salve,
Bonner's Ledger, Plantation Bitters,
' Ilostetter's Bitters, Spalding Prepared
t Glue, Ilolloway's Pills, Eastman's Business
College, and Barnum's Museum,
are good examples. The amount of
money sometimes paid for advertising
I is almost incredible ; some firms having
I expended fifty thousand dollars in a sin
5 gle week, And even tens of thousands
j upon a single advertisement. Besides
burdening tho fences, several parties
, have their own poets and advertisement
writers,at liberal salaries. Messrs.Pba
1 Ion Son are reported to have such a
iimu, iu wuuiu tuuy piw iiirets iiiuuniihi
, dollars a year, and whose duty was, for
\ a time, compiised in devising a new
_ conundrum every day which should set
! forth anew tlio night blooming cereus.
'The secret of judicious newspaper ad
vertising may be briefly stated. It consists
j not in long standing advertisements
which are inevitably placed in obscure
, corners, but in short, fresh paragraphs,
4 renewed frequently, and possessing the
j interes of reading matter. These are
9 read for their own sake, and make new
, customers, as well as guide old one..."
I Tiik CuELrna.? How Mrs. Victoria
i Guelph (as her Britannic Majesty used
1 to be very irreverently styled in tbt
i columns of the United Irishman) eamt
i- by her sur name, may not be known tc
- all our readers. From an old History
! of Germany, loaned us by a friend, w?
extinct the following legend in regard
to the origin of this dynastic title :
n The family of the Gnelphs can b<
jr traced so far back as tbo reign of Charle
? magne. About the year 800, there wa<
! a Count Allotf, in Suabia, whose do
Is scendants, according to an old legend
y obtained the name of Guelph in the f >1
r- lowing manner: Isenbrand, his son ant
it successor, saw once an old woman wh(
i- had three children at a birth, and, think
e ing this unnatural, he called her ai
> ad u! tress. The old woman, in anger a
! this insud, prayed Heaven that Irinen>
traut, wife of the Coiujt. might, have a;
many children at a birth as there ar<
w months in the .year. Iler prayer wai
d answered, and Irmentraut was deliver(I
ed of twelve boys; but, fearing the severe
itv of her husband's character, she corn
j, mantled hor servant to drown eleven o
if then). Whilst the latter was proceeding
to obey Iter mistress* orders, tb<
r Count mot her and asked her what wa*
n in the basket aire was carrying. Th<
i, girl, frightened, answored that thoy
I) were guelphs (poppies.) Hut the Count
II not bt ing satisfied with the reply, toot
o rff the cloth from the basket, and judg
I, ing that the children were his own, frorr
e their liveliness and strength, ho pres^rv
ed their lives, educated thcip secretly
e and when they were gtbwp tip tool
e tbem all again to their mother. On*
o of the twelve, (Juefph the First, was lb*
successor of leenhraod.
J [Charleston. Courier.
NO. 30.
, I?. ?*rd 1
A Horrible Tale>
A newspaper, published at Colim*.
Mexico, tella the following frightful
story, and calls upon the pnblic to pan*
ish the criminals t
When General Pueblita entered the
town of Afo, in September last, be et*
acted a forced loan rrom the people, and
a portion of it fell^ upon the curate of
the palace. The curato acted as though,
he would pay, but be did not make nU
appearance at the point designated for
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iucui, mm uviivim JLuuuniu oruereci
him to be arretted. A part; of men
went to his dwelling, and knocked at
the door; there was no answer, and
they broke in. They found no one in
the house, and were about to leave it,
when they heard a frightful voice, pros
ceeding from the ground, saying, M I'm
hungry."
The officer in command webtbaqkto
Gen. Puebiita, and told him about the
voice. The General appointed a
commission to examine the house. Thia
commission went to the curate's dwell*
ing, and, after a careful examination,
they found a movable stone in the floor,
and under this was a stairway leading
down to a vault, which was entirely
dark, and had no connection with the
air, save by the staircase and a small
hole that served as a ventilator. In this
vault, they discovered a few articles of
furniture and a woman who had been
shut up there for eighteen years. She
was taken to General l'ucblita's quarters.
When brought into the light, whero
she saw a number of persons, she faint-*
ed. After she returned to her tenses, a
thousand questions were asked her, to
which she replied that she had been
buried in that vault for eighteen years,
without going out for a moment', that
she had been married, and had children
by her husband, but she knew nothing
of their" fate; that while imprisoned in
the vault sl)6 had had children by tbo
curate, but she knew nothing of what .
had become of these children ; and after
that much, becatno obstinate and siknt.
While this was passing, a sergeant of
the Puebiita Brigade, then present, discovered
that this woman was his moth*
er, and she recognised him as her son,
and embraced him. The son then ran
for the father, who camo and recognized
Lis wife. The husband, fifteen
years ago, was imprisoned three years,
under charge of murdering his wife,
this woman.
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Poetry and prose pieces respectively
serlicited. , . *
The highest market price paid for
awful raleroad smashes, and elopements
with another man's wife.
No swearing allowed in our paper.
Isaac.?Yure article on "frogs" it
received.
It made mo lnff like lightning.
Yuro idee that " frogs might be increased
l>y propegalion," is bully.
Yure idee that frogs wae diskivered
, hy Christipher Columbus, in the year
I 1492, had slipped mi memory.
; You also say " that frogs grow more
i hobtailed as they grow older. This is
> toocus-tnl good to be entirely lost.
> Noah.?rWe very humbly decline
t your essA on tho Hood.
' Yure remarks might possibly lead
, one more man to think a* you do, and
i we don't want our collums held responsible
fur increasing the number of
* phools. .
The world has already got mora
phools than thar is any need of.
J Thare aint no doubt in my mind but
^ that the flood was a perfect success, and
I have thought that another just such
an one would pay well now in some
soktions of ibo country.
; ; ' JOSH BILLINGS.
j .r.t
) Strip Bcildino.?It i9 asserted that
? at the present time there is not a single
new merchant ship or steamer building
. at any of tho numerous shipyards of
New -York, Brooklyn or Jersey City,
f and but few in all the yards of the coun?
try ; and further, that there is no pross
peel of any bfcinj? built until the present
-condition of affairs is altered, Thon*
sands of workmen connected with shipbuilding
are now out of employment,
and aro likely to be for the present.?
a.. : .Li lul
k WIU3 InlloV lur IIIIB l? IU? IHgU
i at? of taxation upon materials used in
> ship building- But that can hardly be
? the cause altogether, as the business is
, quite as dull in England as in thiscoun*
; trv, and in one ship-building district in
a London fifteen thousand mechanics have
a been out of woik for months, and the
" families of many of them arc now pant
pare.