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<5. Mw J. O.JB?ltoy. i C, Al, JicJill jjkltt, Auliitaat. T?RM?>: " AT>^5tw1?SiKkTa " . ?^\JlnBert*i poc Um> kurtoonth to tfee t^onty-?l*STJ 5 for tho twntjr-wveetfc to th? t*trly-*foth, W for the aBjaaaBsfe till el-do red oub ^ i 1 - . . " L . ? ,J ! .( tV" \ . $t\rrfeb ffatrtj, Ohl B? not th?. Firtt ~ <>li I benhttbe first te <15wnv? r A blot on the feme of-o Mend, J A flaw in Uieiuith of ? lover, Wlioeo heart, may prove true in the end t We none of ua know one mother, And oft into frror We full; "Tlien let Oetpeoh-wellor dnf bvniber, Or speak not about hhn a* ell . AemUeor*#igK Bmy eV?Tfef? v tfuaplcion moot fate* nnd^tmdne: ^ And thus our belief niny be ebeken ' - ? ' In heart* that ate "hifueCtatad true. * How often the light avnilcqT gladness 1 It worn by the friends we went ' To ecver a eoul full ofaedneaa, - s Q Too protfd ko acknowledge defeat. How often the sigh of d? jeetion >>' le heaved fr.oni the hypocriteV breast; To parody fruth and auction, To luH a suspicion to rest. How often the friends we hold deaifest,-Their ndblejt emotions eoneenl;4 And bosoma the pufeet, eiucerept, ... Have aeorcte they cannot reveal. .*-ve Leave bare mipd? t*? herlxir aoapioion, Aod small ony a to trace .our defects ? Let ours be a nobler ambition', J,, k< " i *> Z . \ j^or urn mo nana UietJWsprcts. .. .. ^ WtnoM of ? know o?>? smother, ^ J: r I AikI vft ?htx? ?rror ; TWi let us spesk -Well of our brother, Or speak not about biro at aU. ', '^j|^ I .-' ? - From the Aurora Standard. THE PRINTE~R'S SECRET. . " You can take this cako," said the foreman ;1 1,4 here ik a stick-*~here is I aoine copy, atid if you would like a quiet and steady partner, you will find this gentleman ?ull enough in all eon*. I science." v 3)mu u partner ny merely looked ?p and faintly stnilod in acknow ledgirta^ I of the foreman'? compliment, and kept oo with his worn V while (he foreman turned away to'attend, to something else. , We worked on steadily until dinner, as we were in a hprry to get the paper I Jkv up, without* esckancinsr a wortr^nr . W-WW . look. In tb? a^craoo^W ' . mora iettore to <ludt t|>? jto^ognomj. of wy neighbor.^. Re' w?* % youDgf ?*? man of>bo?t three or fporaikl twenty, SL W);li bandtome >at?re. aodia taller intellectual caat of. raontcnaoce. Ui> faee was quite pale; and ?he raven darkness of his haiiy eyebrows And eyes, made me'immediately coo* io the fiontlWoa, ** MMkLMt pky'ttuiioiny, tlml lie Was a liard-siubooks, or other aoj?re*s V- enjoyment, * he rpent all bis wnkihff hours at the >< -*'?? -r As day after day pawed Jgr,T became . $**y j[w^ru fc y Ik- * c * ~Wt xr > the other cases, ye were silent as the Cve. ^wnsnot long iu discovering t there was. tome mystery connected with him, and tba hi* intense application to labor ^*s.noi prompted merely < by a dexire to make money ; for if there ? b anything, ili pliretiology, judging i from the (ormatla* of bis head, he waa i the very one whom I would have se I looted from a score n spendthrift. Oo- I casionally hi* cheeks would flush, his . jryes light up, and d bappr smile over- < spread his countenance ; then the smile < would,go away, lib eyes would All with i tears, whil? an expression of sadness? I almost ddeprftr?would seat itself upon bis conntenanco. Tjiave^een tempted 1 a thousand times to ask him the cause I of this, hut aa he appeared so cold and . ' isolated, I refrained from doing so, as it' t is not .pleasant.proffering sympathy un- , < asked.,, v I " Well, bow do? yon like your neigh ' bor f" risked arte of the journeymen of 1 me as we were descending the stairs I one evening. < j . / I " I catt hardly.make him out," said I; * " he appears to be a strnmre sort of he- ^ ing. You* are better acquainted with c him than I ; liow da you .like liim 1" ? iny part. 1 hate him, and what J h> more, lie bit* riot a friend in llie wbol&ftffice. 'flint fellow has been here " for three months, and he linn hard I) v spoken to anyone. A man who makes t< and i ^hilla as he does, nnd hoards I op his'money like a miser, I have very n Httle friendship for. We wouldn't any o of us eare so much if ho would be a ? little sociable and spend a dollar,' or tl even a dime, occasionally ; but no?ev o ery fi*e cent piece Ire gets he hangs on t' to as i( ho tvns afmiu the eagle "on it ? would spread his wings and fly away e with i(vdoing hitlS out of a five cent w piece. But ho can't stay here long, tl WwdhRvo insulted him a dozen times; b and he hi* less sftink than I think he tl has if hs^don't ^Ssent it some day! ? Well gel hi'i) ii4? ? quarrel then, and tl havediiin dirchaiged." ti H But," raid t, do yon "know any- m thing about his history f lie may have h some all-alworbing end to accompli!*!), )' which i* the cause of bis untiling assid- ai uity. You Should have ?> littlo charily c< for 'tire fellow, a%?> taking Crockett's h motto, 44 be sine you're right before you o gd ahead/' n 44 No, wS know nothing of him ; and si if circumstances are as you suppose, it ?' will l>c his bwn fttuft, if they aie dis- tl covered too late, for we have tried often l? enough to scrape (in acquaintance with " him. You had better not lake up on y his side if you do not with to incur the I displeasure of the w hole office. Good " night.** V* w I had some charity for tho fellow, q and was Vmolved to see him righted should ho gel into difficulty, I soon saw that he was very nnnonular. and that I, I felt rather disposed 10 make " allowance* for biro, was considered his " friend. Many were the joke* cracked K at out sxmnm ; whenever the 41 Quaker u corner" (as the place occupied by us a had been dubbed) woe mentioned, a universal tiller ran .round the office. 7 These htlle things irritated roe some, S hut as I was not ihe principal object at >* whom these arrows were aimed, I re- P eoTvcd to forbear, and let him be the first to speak. Y ' I say, fellow," said a rowdy looking customer who went by the name of R Nr,< 44 do Quakers' ever have camp- j M ?eetin?r * Ye^,** answered another, f they have 'j ckrtijV-rheoting over, there in; Quaker l> corner every n.ght. . That feRow camps * oat upon the floonfcvery nap ho takes." 0 " WeE," said another, 44 Iv'e heard of boiling At the market house and sleep- f1 ing on the orfdge, but I tierer saw an 11 4Utut ration of it Irefpre*,' ' H u Wpndor if thef wouldnT Hike in * boat dor* f asked the first speaker; "I'll C ^Jgt^ don't want the rules and j t rwguiruion* H 1^0' |JOUft? pinl^d i jf , -tber'do 1'JV board out lbs bill.* ' . ^ jjl ' I gUa?4 at my naigbl?or lo see how ho bore litis ridicule. Hi* face wrs * I fkmhed and his lips firmly eompressed, * m If to choke doWtbe rising indigna- 1' (ion. But he ??dd not a word; T tan-' | qjed, however^ that he picked up 4*0 . Trie fester than usunl. "I Things could not go on In this way ^ much longer, for *s godlike a quality [ m forbearance i?, It- cannot hold cut J I sgainrt ewytking. 1 eew that a stprin 1 Wis gathering; and preparing to satiny " ifprt es*n>?n ?be? it borM, forth. " It Whs"Saturday-afternoon ; the hands were Winged rowuL the ** stone," with " their bills Jh theWMipda, trailing to be v ^ i. b, a [JLTw&t wTJU'ViSEj; ; t As tfsual, r Qimker "was the * ubser t< ^vad of all observer^" andtfcly Whispers, n wfaiok ware answered by a thter or a it nudge Of the elbow, paused round the tl gawp. .At Utefol^Wat J%?d M Quaker " h the ufnount duo htm, he gave him a t new quarter dullot to make out the ii * *****u ^6*r'1 - ., - ^ ?P Mini with a stunning blow brought-. u Zek* M to the floor. Theft jerkieg iff 1 bis coat, and placing himself in a fight' tag altitude, he turned to the astonished group with " ootue on, aow. you cowardly ruffians. If you cannot. let me alone peaceably, I will make you do it by force. I have borne your insults long enough, and if von have any more ;o offer, cotue on witp Ihe.u !* This challenge was sufficient.1 Coats :amp off and tueevee were rolled up in . \ minute. J saw my friend would be I IDt to ret tfiA wnnl nf ?J ' O - - ?- ? ??v ??IIV? dicing bitn into a cornet1, I exclaimed : ' Genllemep^ one word if you please I ft would be cowardly Tor you all to alack this man ; I Win not ssfo it done. \ lid if you will attempt it 1 have someking here (tapping my breast sign id rantly) that will stop It. He is hot to dartte ; be has Qiily resented an insult, vliicli any of you would have done. Tou have all insulted him because he ihs conducted . himself strangely \ let titn explain his conauot, and perhaps ve can make up our quarrel, lie owes oh an explanation?if not to you, he ertainly does to me. And, now, sir," aid I, turning to him, " 1 demand it of ou as a right." ' lie hesitated a moment. M Come, rty friend," said I, " let us have it, whatever it ?<s and at once put an end o this quarrel." ' " Well, gentlemen," lis said, u I am ot disposed to lay my private affairs pen to ^>ubtie gate, but I suppose 'i mat do it for onov. You must know, lien, that from my earnings I must not nly support myself, but my mother, ' wo sisters and three small brothers, cho reside in a distant Slate. 1 could arn enough at home to support them fell, but my reason for coming here is ! tin : (fho of tny sisters, who u now a ' eautiful girl of sixteen, and the pet of (ie family, has been blind from birth. ' Ve had no hope of her ever acquiring 1 te faculty of sight, and were content 1 > abide by what we thought a d is pen itiun of Providence, but recently I ave seen a case similar to hers?a oung man?wa* restored to sight by ' n eminent physician of Paris. 1 have 1 jrresponded with that physician, and e has high hopes that in my sister's ise Ire can eftect a cure. This, gentle 1 ?en, is what I have been laboring for 1 nee I have been here?to raise funds iffit-ient to InltA l>?r In I l"? iHt bister as I do my own life ; I have 1 ibured day and night?Lave deprived iyself of many comforts and borne ! our tatils and jeera for her sake, but can l>ear it no longer. If you are ten, you will desist; if you do not, I arn you to beware of the conse ' uences r* - Zeke" bad risen to bis feet and ' eard nil my friend had said. As be 1 stened to the u Quaker," I could see the 1 loisture coining to his eyes ; and when ' e had finished lie. stepped forth, and rapping u Quaker's " hand, while the 1 jars trickled down his face, he said, in 1 voice quivering with emotion? ' My noble fellow, we have wronged ou deeply, and I for one aak your foriveness. Had you but told us wbal our object was; we would not have laced a single obstacle in your way." "I forgive you freely, sir-?I forgive ou nil," said the " Quaker." * And bow much have you to raise yet, sked, u before you will have tbe re 1 uisite sum ?" * "About one hundred and-fifty dol irs. If I have my health, and con inuo to make good bills, f khall be Mtly (o start for Europe in about two math*" T.jCVT ...-i * You won't have to wait thai tang," dd u Zuke," laying the money ho held i hi* bnud upon the stone, M if my reeV* wages, every cent of which you're welcome to, will help you along any. lorae, boys." he added, " how many of ou will follow soil I" </?r " Well, there's said Jim, Jaytg an X upon the pile, " and mine," end mine, " and mine," said a dozen oices, as each hand dejxjsited an equal i mount, until they had made quite a ile of bank bills. u There, at ranger, take that, and may lod prosper you," said * Zeko," tendertg him the money. ^ V No, gen!|?nien,w answered *h? ? Quaker," " 1 tliauk you for your librality, but T cannot take your mo?t?y. am-no beggar; all I n>-k is; that i tay be allowed to do my work without elhg' disturbed." " But you must take it," urged Zeko,ngrowing warm ; " we owe it to uu, mhi juu aoau Mice u. we ve Ope you a great wrong?we've abutted ou?and we have no olhor way of (taking amend*. Beside*. if yoti don't 1 ike it, it will be apont before Monday lorning, and I know that for any part I will be tnuih plewanter to commence tie week with the conacioUMieta of having appropriated my aoney in a 1 4e Way than with tho foggy head.arhte limb*, and empty j*>clreta, yrkiofi" l??w follow a * free and ?wy " ' > j d fctlll the atranger beeitpted. , , ! 1 * Take it?-take it for your lister's J eke," neid two or three voice*. "** *(* it. gwitlcitieii," ..id tUi Quaker,'' M?i you eay. 4 for my *i* ar'a aake, and j hope to he able aomi av to return H, principal and intere*t," w-fw wk #i w?r v?* , ,T ? , *<' I' I **' - completely restoreJ to sight, aud thai llisjr ware en their way home, f? ? ' - * 1 have heard -from him several.time* since. His ?* lines have been drawn in pleasant places," and he b now a iudi } cial functionary in a neighboring. mate ?Kentucky. ?Mtaiwws?a??? Jfiiarrllnnnraa Hrobing. . i Practical Inking by Telegraph. \ Some ten veara or more ago there j waa, upon the New York and Washing- | ton Telegraph I?ine, at the PHfTadetphta , station, nit curator named -Thaywr, w ho, | besides being an adept at the business, j wava gentleman of culture nnd wit, ?n3 eXCftpmnflrlf fnn<t * & v *vi>v> v| n ?*V7 mmier HI j whose expense. At the New York ter minus of the tine there was, upon tlie 1 contrary, a steady, matter of fact oift of j a man,'who was nonppreciator of hikes, , and never practiced ihetn. The Presi- j dent ef t#ie line was Hon. B. B. French, t for mnky years Clerk of the House of j Representatives at Washington, a wit, ( poeUrtJ'Jfsmorist. Of cuuise lie ap- f pr^ctnfe'd hnfhur wherever he catue-| ( across it. j Thayer took it into his head one day to | send a dispatch to some fictitious name j in New York* for the purpose of enjoy- | ing a laugh at the expense of the ope- | rotor at New York. Accordingly he , composed and forwarded the following: ( * PiiibADKLPUiA, April 1, 1840. To Mr. Jones, New York : r Send uio ten dollars al ouce, 60 that I ( can get my clothes. . (Signed,) JULIA. j 13 words, collect 34 cents." % ? t The operator at New York, not suspeeling any jok6, asked the Pbiladlphia t operator for the address. ? The Philadelphia operator replied f, that " the young lady did not leave f, nny," and asked him to look in the di- 0 rectory for it. H The New York operator replied that ^ lie (* had already done so, but as there t| were over fifty Joneses ir. the directory, Lie was at a loss to know which one to tl lend it to." s j "If that is the case," says Thayer, t, " you had better send a copy to each of ^ thein, and charge thirty four oents ,i Apiece." w The-New York operator did so, and tj [ will give the result of the arrange- Rl inent In the words of the President, Mr. ft French, from whom, a few days after ^ this afTafr, Mr. Thayer received the fol- 0 lowing letter: G, * nf/w Yohk, April 6, 1840. ^ Mr. Thay*r.?Sir: A few days jt dnce you sent a dispatch purporting to p be from one Julia, addressed to Mr. (f Jones, New York. The New York op- C) eiator informed yon that he desired an jj Address, as there were upwards of fifty ft Johesses in the directory, and was at a K Inu In wl:.l. - -? ? ... B.ivn nuicu one oi mem h wa* w designed for. You replied, that in that tj fM?, he hinst send a copy to every one ~ i?f them, and charge npon each ; and ? the operator at New Yoik, in the innoeence of )na heart, did so. Some twen- f, ty of the Jonesses paid for their di?- H; patches, bat there was one sent to the a residence of an elderly merchant by that name, who, being away fiotn home when it arrived, H was opened by his wife, and waa the occasion of a very tin- V1 pleasant domestic scene. M. Jones has been to see me in relation to the matte ?> and threatens to sue the company for damages, taking the thing very much T to heart. V ? Now, ibis is all very funny, and a good jokev and I have laughed at it as " heartily aa any tody; but you had bet- ^ ter not try it again, or any of the rest ? of the operators upon tbo lino, if you . value y'?ur ait uatious." <, III it lory of E{ectric Telegraph. c ??t a AsingnlarAmerican- d ism has recently come to light in relation o to our sokHer* dying without a groan fi in Iwntle^ *It is said that they never iJ shriek aloud when wounded. This is o like tli# Indiana, and unlike our English p brethren across the Atlantic. The story tl and supposed reason* are told thus : d At a meeting of the New York iiis- e torical Society, Dr. Bacon elated as a singular fact woilhv of aitenlian' lh?t American* never groan when.. wounded h in battle. hJ*jurUeu4ral Gaines told ? him tbi?, and raid that ho had heard w from General Stark, and oilier General* n of the Jtevpluikw.. They ajways.fcnew i when there were scream* end groan* af 3 ler a volley, that the British had the a worst of ha - lie. desired to hate this t put ie print; he thought the same power ' a of enduring pain without any external: * manifestation, whieG existed in the abo rigtnes, had descended to thrirsuceeaeor* ? in the country. It seemed to he the g result of climate. It existed in ell Amor, a leans, even if iftey were Irishmen, and a mtgraieu 10 iui? country when tbcy j Wj?r? bni (wo fodr^oM.' ^ t # ?f j : 'WM m?k?? yfctt carry your.he?<1 down to, Potapey t W!?y ?Wt you walk wilh your (jtfd erect, like me!" i > Mmm, you 4ber b?# trw? a field of -.w wheat wW he ?\'e% IW ? 5 W* i M . * * * 1 I Faith in God.?Have faith in God. Faith will be stagger*! even by loose stones in the way, if we look man ward 5 if ire look Godward, faith taMl not be staggered tVen by inaccessible mountain* stretching across ami obstructing apparently onr onward progress. 14 Go forward," is the voice from heaven ; and faith obeying,-finds the mountains bei fore it flat as plains. 44 God with us*? ' the watchword of otir warfare, the se| cret of our strength, the security of our I triumph. 44 If thou cana't beliefe. all ' things are possible to htm that believ eth." How strong faith is when we are -just fresh from tbe fountain of redeem ing love 1 A good conscience, and then >.~t- Intemperance TJnm&sonic. k There Are none of owr Masonic readers, who are other than mere Masons in nnine, who will not agree with ti*. that Masonry teaches its votaries to be temperate, prudent,, discreet, end indostri our. Iptetnpcrance?and l?v that we mean excess in the use of Anything, and not a moderate enjoyment of that which wodld even intoxicate?is a great enemy to our teachings, and by its influence is ever bnffling the best efforts of Masonry to moralize mat),..'The-true lover of the society should, therefore, buckle on the whole armor of the draft, sud be ever in 'he field, ready and wil ling to defend his brethren fioin the effects of its power. Temperance?or a proper restraint upon all our passions? * t|)e first Masonic cardinal virtue, and f we do not live strictly in accoidance villi its teachings and tenets, we are ilnsons only in name, and it has been well said, '* There is nothing in a name." [ftlflre is nothing in Masonry, wo are hen false in our profession, and, thereore, labor for naught. Intemperance nnkes widows and oiphans, who Are, to t great extent,dependent upon the v ision) and benevolence of the Masonic nstitution for assistance and relief.? Intemperance is the great progenitor of dleness, vice, and crime of every kind. Masonry wars against vice in all its orins, and inculcates virtue and moraliy in every lecture and lesson. We herefore hold, that Masonic duty com>els us to govern ourselves so, that we nay lessen the demands upon us for lid ; ami thus, while we decrease the niseiy and want of our fellow creatures, ncrease our own happiness. The in etnperate and immoral man, we have ;enerallv found' to be an idler', and if eformation is not produced, the day rill come when be, and peihaps his imify, will l?e compelled to relv upon tends, or some institution, for aid ; and ur Order has this day but too many ho are drawing heavily upon it, in inseqnenco of not being able to restrain leir passion. Therefore, while we are inuring to relieve the wants of the dis eased, we should, at the same time, iacounleanco and drive from our insti ilion those evil influences which are ucli a drain upon our treasury. Let ie profane world onc6 learn that we ar against vic? And immorality at all mes, and many who are now seeking dtniseion among us will cease their of >rts or itform; and if the latter, will enetit themselves and honor us. One r r..-vi ?...i - . .uiKinuiQumi uuucs is io warn ur brethren of " approaching dangor," nd wo would here cay, \liat unless >oked to in time, there is danger aproaching ur and the institution we be >ng to. The doors of our Lodges are [instantly on the swing; knock after nock is heard, and inen of ail classes re seeking admittance. Our Order is lore prosperous now than-it has been 'ithio the memory of man ; but tlmt is le very reason we should the better uard dur doors, for evil and wrong are ?er readv, by pleasing and winning, 'rough false, insinuations, to lure us rom tlie path which Masonry alone hould lead to?Hie path of rectitude nd virtue.?Brooklyn Standard. UkIVBRSAL TWNF.VOLItNCR OF WoEit.?The (celebrated traveler Ledyard aid the following handsome tribute to iie female sex : "I Lava.observed," he says, " that romen in all conntrius are civil, oblig-. ig, tender and humano; I never ad leased myself to them in the language f detency and friendship, without reviving a decent and friendly answer. Yitb man it has often Wen otherwise. n U'Slllldltlif* Ai'r.r tl'A 1......... ..1?2? r .. ...ji uivi tuo uniirn niltlllS Ol ihonpitable Denmark ; through honest weden, and frozen Lapland ; rude and burlirli Finland ; unprincipled Russia ; nd ilio widespread regions of the wanerltig Tartar; if hungry, dry, cold, wet, r sick, the women hnvo ever been riendly, and uniformity so, and add to Iris virtue, (so worthy the appellation f benevolence.) these notions have been erfonned in so free and kind a manner, hat if I was dry I drank the sweetest raught 4 and if hungry, ate the coarsst morsel with a double relish." A fahmku called nt the house of a swyer to consult him professionally, la t' squeor at home I" he inquired "df ho lawyer's wife, lie was answered legality. After a moment's hesitaion, a thought relieved him. " Mebbe ourseif can gi* nth information as well * I* tllllDAr t" Tli? Ltn.lt.. 1? - 1 ? - -t~- * mm mini iiiujr proimseu 0 do ho if ahe found it in her power, ltd the other proceeded a? follow#: Suppoee \? wur *n wild while tiionr, ind 1 #..ould boriow ye io gang to mill ri'n gri?t on y.er back, And we tilionld no fordor nor 8(*ir Hill, when ell t on00 y? abouid bock up and rear up, nd kneel dpwn backward*, and break t?Ur d?d old neck?who'd pay for yet T, darn me if I $oul<r.n Thedady uuiingly toU bini, a# abe cloned the loor, that aa be biineelf hail tattled the aae, her advice would be auporfluoua. A LADY, paying a vi#K to her (laughcr, who waa* young \tfdoW, a*ked her rhy ahe wore lite widow*# g?rb #0 long. 1 Dear mamma, d?m't you aoe,'* replied he daoghter, * it ?arre ind the expeoa*.. if adveuWng for h husband, aa every ?.?. ?J3s .. .? I . 'y*1 1. _ ** ' " a * 1 ^ 4 faith will do >41 tilings, for il is in its* very nature such as to let God woik all ; we tuay say that it is most active when it is moat passive, and that it wearies least when it does not work. [Horriton. llksrect to Fkmai.es.?While it should be the boast of every man that he never put modesty to the blush, nor encouraged immodesty to remove her mask, no sensible person will ever give countenance to woman's prudery so common now a da\ s. Our modern yo?:::g ladies, who will not blush to be found reading the flash literature that swarm fiom a venal press, turn up their I nasal organs with unutterable disdain il a gentleman presumes to address them wiiu less inmiliaiiiy limn is accoided to n queen, nix) go into hopeless hysleiia at the hare mention of a kiss! We would not have a woman overlook the slightest improper familiarity, but (here is a certain dignity with which to show that the offence has been noticed, more potent than a million perl reprovaU, and in all cases the intent of the oiTeudiug paily should be first considered. A Quick litre n r.?A late well known member of the Scottish bar. when a youth, was somewhat of a dandy, and soiueuliHt short and sharp in his temper. He was going to pay a visit in the country, and was making a great fuss about the preparing and putting up of his habiliments, llis old aunt was much annoyed at all this bustle, and stopped hi|n by the somewhat contemptuous question, 44 Wham's this your guan, Hobby, that ye mak sic a grand ware about your claee!" The young man lost his temper, and pettishly replied, 44 l'in going to the devil." 4* Deed, then," was the quiet respoi.se, 44 ye need na he sae nice ; he'll just tak ye ns ye are." _ . To feel terribly beaten is a good sign ; the more resources a man is conscious of, the deeper he will feel his defeat. But to feel unusually elevated at a vietoiy, indicates that our strength did not warraut it; that we had gone beyond our resources. The bov who" went ; ii .i % ? cruwmg an me ciay through'the streets on hming killed a squirrel with a stone, showed plain enough that it was not a general average of his throwing, and that he was not in the habit of doing so well; while the riflemen picks the hawk from the distant tree without remark or comment, aud feels vexed if he miss. How to no fr.?One of the writer's school mates was always behind with his lesson*; upon one occntibn his teacher, in an academy in which he had managed to obtain an entrance, was endeavoring to explain a question in arithmetic to liitn. lie was asked : ' Suppose you had onohnndied dollms, and were to give away eighty dollars? how would you ascertain how much you had remaining!" His reply set teacher and scholars in a roar; for, with his own peculiar drawling tone, he exclaimed,44 Why, I'd count it." In Biiltany the peasent girls appear 011 fete in red under pe^c-oats with white or yellow borders around them ; the number of those denotes the portion the father is willing to give his daughter, each white baud, representing silver, betokens a'hutidied Francs of rent ; and the yellow means gold, and stands for a thousand francs per year. Thus, any Toiling farmer who sees n face that pleases him, has only to glnnee at the trimming of her peiiicont to learn in an instant what amount of fent accompanies it. Gradual repentance is like a man who wants to be taken out of a burning buildiitg, but who says to -thoae about liiin, " Now, don't tako me oot too suddenly ; take me down first t<o a room where it is not so hot aa it is h$re| and then to another room, where there is still less heat, and so take mo out gradually." 'Why, the man would be a cinder before you could get him out. A man who wants to reform should reform perpendicularly. T "M. ** Your Honor," said a lawyer to the judge, nfl *ho knows me, knows that 1 am incapable of lending myself to a mean cause." 44 That's so," said his. ppponent; " the learned gentleman never lendi himself to a mean c iuho ; lie always gets cash down.' The lose of good* and money is oftentimes no lorn; if yon had not lo.U them, y0U' Corkscrews have sunk more peop!u i than cork jacket* will over keep up. A maw should manifest and commn1 uicate his joy, but as much aeposaiolo conceal ana smother bis grief." ' v'* f' Wisdom often comes to us too Into in life lAbaof much service tout.? I There's no use of mustacd after rue. t. * Aw old bachelor is ft traveler iipou life's railroad, who lift* entirely failed to make tl^e proper conheotionfc. A jMtRTi v face and handsome dressing often txnke a great bilie ; but the enraged \ull sometimes makes a gluii bellcr. * ~r Wifk (complainingly )?M I liiveti'l m?trn a ?KI-A ..4' *K- J M v. .... A llll'U U| lilt) IHJll. j"jn Husband (triumphantly)?44 That's all the law allows you !' Be calin and quiet in your life.? You are not necessarily serviceable to others when you are troublesome to yourself. *. , - , llovr is it that the trees enu pnt on n new dress without opening their <run/o .' Because they can leave out their. Stun iner clothing. >? 11b who acquires riches without !a ! l?or, generally lavishes thera without care. Frugality is a9 closely connecu- i with industry as idleness is with vice. r . 1 , Correct yourself by times. 'Yon , will seldom or never keep frotn fatling , if you can not recover yourself when i you first begin to totter. The easiest way for a woman lot obtain the loving gratitude of man, in hi. reflecting jears, is to lefuso bis band, if offered in marriage. . I)b Qoincky tells an anccdoto of a man who, on being threatened bv a . assault l?y a dozen and a half of tailors, cried out, " Come on, both of you !" Adscrd.?An English juBtico has laid it down as a principle of law, that a physician is not eutilled to payment if the patient dies under bis treutmci.'. "Do you .believe that Mr?. Smith paints 1" "They say she does, but V can hardly credit it." Well, ehe h. ? certainly a great do?.l of color for oi. > ' of lier sire." Papa, 1 know wliat makes some folk* call pistols horse pistols. u Why, mv son i" " Because they kick so."? " Mary, put that boy to bed, ha is bo sharp bo will cut somebody." Tiir most successful people are tbofa who have but one object and pursue it with persistence. "The great art." says Goethe, "is to judiciously^ limit and i-olate one's 6elf." 41 Where's your master, Pompey said an angry creditor, the other day, a2 .1? i i* ja ^ 0 ii> iiib uihck Her cam 01 an lntempera u debtor. "Up stein, par.,1 44 Ovttii.;r drunk, I suppose!" "No, ear, Jie be getting sober." , . A bek TREK WRS found lftst WOf-lx eiglit miles frotu Henderson, Tcxns, conlaing 12 feet of sealed honeycomb, weigliing (after all the adjacent families had eaten thereof to their satisfaction) two hundred and sixty-6even pounds. Kansas must have been the State i:> which the boy resided who wrote horim to his father, in Pennsylvania, as fi I lows: "Had,dad, move right out here, quick, for mighty mean uicu get elected- to office in litis State." An editor of a religions paper; noth e the increase of ministers in Philadt phia, wrote, '* The towers are now su| plied with watchmen when a compositor had put it in print it reaf, to the astonishment of the writer,44 The. towns are now supplied with.Dutchmen.".. v)? t* ' Wiiev Algernon Sydney was tol l that lie might Have liin life by telling t falsehood?by denying his haudwiiiin ' ? he said, When God h.?? brought lie* into n dilemma in which. I juust as>e.i a lie Or I ?o my life, II o fives me o clem- indication of duty, which ii to p..,fcr death to a fdsehood.'*' t ' > ~ tJ.JJJ aw ' r Doctor Bfiikbnd and Sieher recorn v mend the medicinal use of angar as < i great value in diarrhoea?-one in a child aged three years, and another hi n child aged fouryoara?in which half an onn< e of powdered white sugar given every hour, soon gave a favorable turn t<? symptoms of extreme gravity, which h?d long resisted all tho ordinary mean* of cure. *. W n*N the wind movea at the rate of pne mile an hour, iui* hardly peruvp.ihie; at two miles an hour, it fans us a* the crontle eonlm. and *t ?i* ii In mm, . A picaean^wind. From teivp> tw< n it becomes high, and at ihjfcty to til * character i?e Mlorina from lig)at* to haul ; at eighty- miles an iiour-.it yecome* .1 hurricane, and at one hundred miles .. , tornado. ?. ^ Peack>?Peace is bHter than joy.? Joy is an uneasy guest, and alwavs pw ' the tip toe to depart. Ittireemid wen ( ua out, and yet keeps , na efjer fenjii..; that the next moment it will be done.? Peace is not ao?it c#mes nmre qttietl*., 1 it stay* roolre oontentedly, and ii mv. exhaust* jjtjr strength, nor gives ns <>im i aoxfoiis forecaaiing 'thonght. The * ' (ore, let us pr?y for peace. * * * L ^sTTT " ' 4,1 '? * 1