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YOLUitE VI. ; GREENVILLE. SOUTH CAROLINA. THURSDAY MORN INI!, DECEMBER 8. 1859. . NUMBER 81^^
Tifi SOUTHERN ENTERPRISE I Th# first ajArtning Indication 1*?* KU"I f"?" ho w*pn,i * ? ?*?-?
Xa Uml jBirtrr *J?or?4ejr Mdmlai, ^
3PBICE & fil'JUNKIN.
PROPRIETORS. - s >
Win. P. Prion C. M. MoJunkin.
$1 a Year, in advance; $1.50, if delayed
$rinM ^artrij.
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, Prom the American Star, (Mexico.)
I My Mountain Home.*
jwrn. jud^.b uooir.
Ob t gWb'ttio back my mountain home,
Vher* the wind* aro fresh and fro<J,
And thoeo with whom t ??od to roam,
h Wlion heart* boat merrily. ,.
Ob! gi?n m? book thoee hap^r bourn, . * '*+.
tu2* J ha to whllod away,
When freo -**om ow*'' controlling powers.
And sorrow* blighting .way.
Oh! gtre me back few'
.-And beanty'a magic apel\>
* 'And bring again, wtaate'er tho Coal,
ina ?uui?o I i?.?? ? ,
Oh t give me back the early dream,
Of better days to come, \
And thirst for glory ne'er again,
tShiUl tempt mj feet to roam. h -~g?
*>h! giro me back the cherished hope,
That I vh lorcd by one,
- - "Whose glance*, Wro ton* tone bright star,
< Upon tny pathway shone.
And when these Joys again are mine,
And war's wild -antes are o'er,
111 cease far Artec maids to pine,
And seek my native shore.
" The Vsgie ^Circle's " ufc&ie 000.0,
Clings round my memory yet,
And ever will, tjll the last star
In hope's bright heaven eUall set.
Sty mountain home! my mountain home!
My thought* are still with thee,
Thongh scorched within the torrid sone,
Or rocked upon the
r^>u.? uil " *?.i wi a 1 u? I
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leo, May 18,184ft. > ... ,.
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Sin 3lmtisiiig ?>tonj.
From * I'uddleford end its People."
Squire Longbow in Mourning.
JThe following te a ebapter from a late humorous
publication, issued from the press of Dkkby
<& Jackson, New York. It was presented to us
by Mr. J. PaTtBBioK, Bookseller, Charleston.-?
The book is full of the rarest humor. Send for
, a copy aC-** Puddlcford and Its People."-?Kd. E*vaaf-Rmi^
"
Squire Longbow sincerely mourned the loss of
Ida wife-?internally and externally. Externally,
he wasuweof the strongest mourners f ever saw.
lie wore a weed, floating from his hat* nearly a
foot long. H was the longest weed that had ever
been mounted at PuddWford; but our readers
must not forget who Squire Longbow was?a
magistrate, and leading man in community.?
And while the reader is about it, he may alto
recollect that the Squire Is not the only man,
east or West, who has ventured upon a little ostentation
over the grave of the departed?nor
Woman either.
Who was to bo the next Mr*. Longbow 1 That
vM the question. The public, Indeed, asked it
long before the Squire. Who was to have the
honor of nresidlnt* (. the finnlr-'i S UTl.-t
woman wan to b? placed at the head of society,
in Fuddlaford t The 8tripsee and Beagles, Aunt
Bsnora, Aunt Graves, and sister Abigail, and
scores of others, all hegan to speculate upon this
important subject, Even Turtle nod Betes indulged
in a few general remarks.
Aunt Sonora gave it m her mind, that " the
Squire ought to be pretty skeery how he mar
ried any body, kose if ha got one of them flip'
per-tnr gibbe.t aort o' wimrnin, she'd tnrn the
whola house reside out, and he'd be one of the
most miserableat of all men,* She said " If ho
k?ow'd what was good for himself, he'd jest
ksep clear of all the young gals that ware fussing
and figeting round him, and go right in for
soma old atand-by of a woman, that knowV) how
to take the brunt of things?but, lorn ft-me," continued
Ann! Sonora, " there's no doing nothing
with these old widowers?they're all like my
IT nolo Jo, who married in a hurry, and repented
arterwards?and the poor dear okl soul aru't had
* minute's peace since."
The Swipsea and Beagles^ who, it will be re
eollastad, belonged to a clique fiat had, In Mines
past, warred ngainat Longbow A Co., " tbot it
won id bo shameful for the Bauire to marrr at all
?it would be-an insult agin the memory of poor
old Mrs. Longbow, who was dead and gone.'
(ttoHM people, yon know, reader, Sbnse the liriog,
lifll defend the deed.) " And If (h? Sqniro
should marry, (kef should think, for their part,
that the'J riae up out of for grqve, and haunt
hlml 8b o could never alcep e*#y. If eb? knowM
that the Squire had got ftmno at her wowmn, who
was eating her preserves, and wearing out her
I clothes, and lording it orer the hoaee lHto all
I tMsaece'd.'*
Other opinion* arore cxprmed l>y other p?r-|
one?1(1 feet, the Bquire'a widowhood, was tht
* great concern of Pi^ddUfovd. " He wfta eo well
on to do," m Ajyeftxjnom seed to call It) that be
?ra* considered, a great "t?tah." ^
' After a few wecke of eorrow, the Squire himaalt'
really began to entertain notions of matrl
irony. It la true bo bed pa**ed tb? age of alxtr,
and it required a effort to get up a <u ' ,
oienfamoaot o/,r?*mono? to ewrry. owt ?ueh an
attUryrlao, ftympto:n? began, liowercr, to wax
a*.
attendance at church. The Squire had always
bean a kind of heathen, in this rotpcct, and bad
foe many years set a poor exath^a 1 l>nt people,
who want to marry, will go to clittreh; Whether
thia Is dona to get up a reputation, or simply
to take a survey of the unappropriated female
stock yet remaining on hand, I cannot say.
The Squire %qs "fixed up" amusingly, the
first timelsaw bim at church. Ilia hair had
been cut, and thoroughly greased- lib shirtcollar
covered his.oars; and his boots shone like
a mirror. Aunt Sonor* said h? looked " enyraost
as good aa new." Aunt Graves was In the
choir that day, and she sung as alio never sang
' before. She blnwed alt the heavy strains of music?strains
that lifted Iter on her toee?directly
into Squire Longbow's fnoe. Whctlwr Aunt
Graves had any design in. this, ia more than. I
can say; but I noticed some twinges about the
Squire's lips, and a sleepy wink of the eye, that
looked a little like magnetism. It was ridiculmia
Un ?l,rf. "" -1'' ? (l 1 k
... w.v. ui?i? wiuiiiu uc Biorin d
by nm. io.
But the Bquire exhibited other symptoms of
matrimony. He grew more pompous in hip do- 1
ciatona, disposed of cases more summarily, and
quoted law-latin more frequently. It wju about
this tin re that nc umkcu snout mo "mix Torn- '
ica" instead of the "vox PopiiH? He used to
"squash" proceedings before the case, was half '
presented, and, in the language of Turtle, " l?e 1
around At a great rate." Turtle said, " the '
old flcj 'dre Was getting to be nn old fool, and he
m-as goin'have him married, or dismissed from
office?there no liviny with him,"
Tliere were A great many anxious mothers ]
alxxit Puddleford w.'io were desirous of forming ]
an alliance with the Z<ongbow family. Even 1
Mrs. Swipe*, as much ns ?.? openly opposed the
Squlft'l marriage in general, eeerotly hoped a ^
spark might be struck up between him and fcrr
daughter, Mary Jane Arabella Swip*"<? I *nd Mr*. J
Swipse was in the habit qf sending her t.'.aughter ^
over to tlie Squire's house, to inquire of ln.n "to
know if she couldn't do sometliin' for him in i?''
inelancholy condition and sister Abigail went
down several iimu to ** jj.it thiugo w lights," '
and wns as kind and obliging, and attentive to 8
all the Bqnire'a wants, as ever Mrs. Longl>ow was 1
in her palmiest days. On these occasions, 8ister C
.1 ?i-? i .. ? . - 1
D... ?kv. iu ri'iiiiixi (lie pqmre ot
" hie great bereavement, and what an angel of a
wife he had lost; and that thing* didn't look n? *
tbey need to do, when *bc wti aronnd, and *he "
didn't wonder he took on ao, when the poor *
thing died."
But, reader, Ike Turtle had ordered thing* '
otherwise. He w?a determined to strike tip a
match between the Squire and Annt Grave* 80
Ike made a special visit to Aunt Graves' one
evening, for the purpose of " surveying and
sounding along the coast, to see how the waters ,
laid, and how the old soul would take It," to uee
his language,
I have already given an outline of Aunt '
Gravca; but I will now say farther, tba* she
never bad an offer of matrimony in her whole
life. Sho was what is termed a " touehy " old
maid. Sho professed to hate men, and<^ffeeled
great distress of mind when thrown Into their
society. Annt Graves was just ironing down
the seams of a coat that she had finished, when
Ike called. ?
Ike opened the conversation l?y reminding
Aunt Graves that " she was livin' along kinder
lonely like."
"Lonely 'nngli, I a pose* she replied, snappishly.
" Don't you newer bare the blues, nnd got sorter
obstrcp'roust''
Annt Graves " didn't know as she did.*
" Why, in the name of old Babylon, dontyoO
marry 7*
"Marry I nt& marry?marry a man?a great,
awful man I" and the Iron flew through the
eeama like lightning.
I " Yea," eontinnod Ike, ? marry?marry a man=?
| why, Woman, yon are getting as old and ns yellow
as autumn leaves. What have you been livln*
for ??you've broken all the laws of Scripter Into
picees?and keep en breakin' on 'cm?adding
ain unto sin, and transgression onto transgression,
and the thing's got ter be stopped. Now,
Aunt Graves, what do you think*?there's Squire
Longbow, as desolate aa Sodom, and he's got ter
have a woman, or the old tnan'H run as crazy as
a loon a-thinkiu' 'bout his household affairs | and
yon know how to eook, nnd to wash, nnd to
Iron, to make pickles and soap ; and then, you're
a proper ago?what say ?"
Aunt Groves ran to the fire, plunged her
goose into the ashes, and gave the eoals a smart
stir. She then dropped down in her large rocking'
chair, leaned her check upon her eibow, fixed
hor eyes u|k>q the Iloor, and came near going oft*
into hysterica.
Ike dashed a little water into Aant Grave*'
face, and alio revived. After having gained
strength, aha replied in anbetaacc to Iko's query
in a very languishing, die-away gir: "She
couldn't any?she didn't know?if it wna a duty
?if ehe could really believe it woe a duty?if she
was celled on to fill poor old dead-and-gone Mrs.
Ix>ngl)ow'e. place?folks were horn inter the
world to do good, and ehe had so far boen one of
the moat unprofitablert of servants; hut she
coald never marry on her own aeconnt? "
" In other words," exclaimed Ike, cutting hor
short, " you'll go it." ^ ... *
Aunt Graves agreed to " reflect on't"
*A a % -A 4L:_ a..?a? at il-?
it, was iiuw IUII^ nuiT una consuii^iuon mm
Mr*.i &wif*e brgan to " smsll a rat," ?* alts aai J.
Mia cor itnaiKbd Mary Jan* Arabella " never
to darken the doors at that old hog, Long*
bow, agin; and m for that fomals critter,
G rarer, tkt'd got a husband living down at ths
JSaot'ard, and they'd all gat into prison for life
the first thing they lcnow'd."
Sister Abigail declared, "?Wd hays Annt
'Grsvea turned out of ehnreh, if she married a
A '
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tlllf WOW n great
deal for 8i?ter Abigail to say, for the lind been
the bosom friend of Aunt Graven " people out
of the church and people in the church, shouldn't
or^er jino themselves together?-it was agin'
ktaripter, and would get every thing Inter a twiet."
Hut Ike Turtle had decreed that the marriage
should go on. Me eves went so far ae to Indite
the first letter of the Squire'a to Aunt Graves.?
This Jotter, which Ike exhihted to his friends, as
one of his hest literary specimen^ was indeed a
curiosity. I preanme there is nothing else like
it on the faco of the globe. It opened by informing
Aunt Graves that since the "Iom of his woman,
he had felt very gricvous'like, and couldnt
fix b?? mind onto any thing?that- the wnrl?l
didn't seem at all r.a it used to do?that he and
his woman had liv'd in peace for thirty years,
and t.hc marriage state was nat'ral to him'?tlmt
he had always Hk'd Aunt Graves since the very
first time he see'd hef, and so did his woman
too and many more declarations of similar import,
and it waa signed " 5. Longbow, Justice of
the Peace*" and sea/erf too, like his legal process,
that lu% dignity might command, even if his perron
did not wiu, the affections of the elderly
damsel.
Aunt Ur?TM surrendered?and all this witliin I
two month* after tho death of Mrs. Lonebow.?^ |
rho Sqnire ca?t off his Weeds, and made violent
preparations for matrimony ; and on a certain
pight?I shall nover forget it?the affair came
iff. Thero
was a great gathering at the Squire's?i
a sort of general invitation had been extended
ar and near?the Swip?e and Beagles, Aunt. Bono-a,
and all. Great preparations had been made
in tho way of eatables. Tho Squire was rigged
n a now snlt of " homemade," (made by Mrs.
Longbow, loo, in her life-time,) a white vest,and
jc woreA cotton bandana neck-handkercliief, with
icavy bows, that buried bis ehin, and a pair of
pumpssnd clouded bluestockings. Aunt Graves'
Irees cannot be described. She was a mass of
luttering ribbons, and she looked as though she
kvould take wings and fly away.
Bigelow Van Slyck and Ike Turtle eonducted
Jte marriage ceremony?tho one took the ecoleiasti.'"b
the other tiiccivii management. "When
ho cou|?J? were ready, Turtle sat down in front
>f thenv wii'" the statutes under his arm, with
iigclow at his r.^d't hand.
Turtle examined 'be statutes, amid profound
"lleiice for some time, turning down one leaf hero
ind another thero, until he found himself tlior>Ughly
prepared for the solei.on occasion. Finah
y. he arose, and with a gravity that no man ever
>ut on before or since, exclaimed :
" Miss Graves, hold op yer right hand and
wear."
Alias Graven said " alio was a member of the
jhnroh, and dar'aent awear."
Ike raid it was "legal swearing lie wantcd(
cording to the staters?not the wicked sort?ho
vented Iter to awear that she was over fourteen
fears of age?hadn't got no husband living, no
where?warn't goin' to practice no fraud nor
nolhin' on Squire longbow?and that she'd jest
as good a right to get married bow as she ever
bad."
Miss ft raves looked Wank.
Squire Longbow said ' he'd run the risk of
the fourteen years of ago and the fraud, and
finally he would of the whole on't. The staters
was well enough, hut it warn't to be presumed
that a justice of the piece noii/d run agin 'em.?
Borne folks didn't know 'em?he did."
Ike said * there was something another in the
stntcrt about wimin's doing things ' without anv
four or compulsion of any body,' and he guessed
he'il take Miss Graves into another room, and examine
her separately and apart from her intended
huslwnd." This was a joke of Turtle'*
The Squire said " that meant married wimin
?arter the ceremony was over, that ere would
be very legal and proper."
Mrs. Swipee said J? for her part she thought the
oath or-ter bo pnt?it would bo nn awful thing
to see a poor cretnr forced into marriage."
Sister Abigail thought so, too.
Aunt Sonora hoped there wouldn't be nolhin*
did wrong, so people could take the law on 'em.
Turtle sold " that they needn't any on 'era fret
their gisrards?he was responsible for the la' of
the case."
Bigelow then rose, nnd told the parties to }inc
hands, and while they were jined, he wanted the
whole company to sing a psalm.
The psnlin was snng.
Bigelow then commenced Ihe Wedding process.
" Squire Longl?ow," exclaimed Bigelow?" this
la your second wife, and some folks say the third,
and I hope you fed the awful position in which
you find yourself."
The Squire said " he felt easy nnd resigned?
he'd gone inter it from respect to hi* woman who
was now no more."
' Ypn do promise to take this ere woman, to
cut her, and drink her, nnd keep her in things
to wear, so long as you nnd she lives."
"I do that very thing," responded tlia.Sqqire.
"And yon, on your part," continued Bigelow,
turning to Aunt Craves, " promise to behave
yourself and obey the fclqnlre in nil things."
Aunt Craves said " she would, Providence per
milling." ^"3
Thia roorriage ceremony, I believe, is nenrly
word for word, _;
"Then," said Turtle, "wheel yourifclf into
line, and let's have a dance," and drawjog out
his fiddle, the wholo crowd, in five minutes, were
tearing down at a most furious rate; and when 1
departed, at about midnight, the storm was raging
still higher) the whisky and hot water eir
enisled freely, Turtle looked quite abstracted
about his eyes, and his -footsteps wefe growing
more and moro uncertain, HulMphanl's face shone
lUte a dmmmond light, the voices of the females,
a little stimulated, were as noisy and confused'as
those of Habel, and ysu* humid* servant?why,
he walked home as straight as a gun?of course
ho did?and was ablo to distinguish a hay-stack
from a meeting Uou 'c, any wbarc along the road0
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JHisrtHntirntw T\ rnbiug.
Old Cognac.
Everybody has heard of tbo Innocent gentleman
*ji(f assured hi* guests that tlio brandy
on his sideboard was bought from old Mr. Cognnc
in person. Let the |cst pass. The man who
imagines, nowadays, that ho is drinking old
Cognao nt the bor of any American hotel, falls
into M complete nn absurdity. The quantity of
brandy made in the district of which the little
town of Cognac, in the department of tlio Chnronte,
is the commercial oentro and entrepot,
may in good years amount to some 20,000 buttsThe
annual product during tho sorer, bad grope 1
year/" preceding 1858, probably did not reach
i 5,000 butts. The production of grape brandy
was oqunljy or still more reduced during those
seven years all over France. But there lias been
no day in all that time when we could not buy
measureless quantities of Cognac brandy in 1'nrie
as in New York?and, what is curious, it was
all "old Cognac." Young Cognac does not appear
in commerce or nt the bar. Now, in a scries
of good years, four-fifths of tho so-called Cognac
never saw the vineyards of the Clinrentc. During
these late bnd yenrs nine-tenths of it ncvor
nw vinnVAPil af oil If ?a nnf rKoitllod rvpfino 1 flton
but distilled beet juice; be very thankful even if
it bo pure boot juice. In 1853-54 more than one
half of the nnmerotts beet sugar manufactori. s in
Franco were, if my memory does not grossly mislead
me, changed, by a slight alteration of their
machinery and its application, into beet brandy
distilleries, tf tlierij my fast young friend, you
will make a fool of yourself, do it patriotically at
least, with honest American whlsky? (if even
that can be had,) ond not with a triply falsified
French brandy. If, on tho contrary,{you are a
temperance man, encourage American viticulture.
Where light wine is cheap and plenty, drunkards
arc scarce. The bar-rooms of tho "magnificent"
St. Guzzle at New York, or of the St.
llibble at New Orleans, (qneer establishments for
saintly patronage,) turn out more drunkards in a
year, than all the 6,000 wine shops of Paris.
(Cor. of th? Southern Kicld and FcmiJei
Another Bell.
Tlio strokes are the measured beating of tho
march of ?
mini jn lJir out over
the unknown waste beyond us, even while the
glowing lips of the living are clinging convulsively
to the yet warm ones of the ?len<l.
The hour is now dark for them, and the swollen
hearts are aching with sorrow. One of the
household band has fallen away before his autumn,
and tlu!re i? a gnp in the closely knit circle
by the hearth. The passionless lip, check
and brow, bear away to the grave the impress of
a thousand frenzied kisses.
The mother, sister, or wife, do not know all.?
Thank God that they do not! The fiery imprint
of the fangs of the demon of the cup, has been
hidden from their eyes, and they dream not that
his manhood was slurred by the leprosy of a
common curse, and his body swollen with the
poison which lurked in every vein.
The bell will tell on for the early slain. To
the world they will go down like men. But
in the slaughter-houses where they were lured,
the red-beaded Cains will know who slew them.
There is a sad chapter veiled from the world's
eye. And when the marble which affection
rears over (he sleepers shall read of n noble life,
the demon of rum shall slime noiseless through
the rank grass of tho grave, and look in mockory
upon the lie.
To Hie, is a common loh But there is something
peculiarly sad in looking over tho waste of
human life, from tho drinking habits of our people.
Entf*nehed in our midst; licensed by our
government; and working out wholesale desolation
and murder " by authority,'" the slaughterhouses
spread their toils by every path we trend.
There are pit fulls in every path, and there is
not one among us so richly endowed by God, or
so deeply loved on earth, as to turn for one moment,
the stony hearts which fatten upon ruin.
The bell will continue to toll for tbe dead, and
| liuman victims to bo wrenched from home and
friends, and flung out upon the smoking alter of
tho Christian Moloch.? Hlitroitrin Chief.
SqnvKfcixo m* IIaxu.?It is hut lately that we
nnderstood the strange constructions that, are
sometimes put upon a squeeze* of the hand.?
With some it is entirely equivalent to a declaration
of love; that is very surprising, indeed.
I Wo must take hold of a lady's hand like hot poi
tatocs; afraid of giving a squeeze lest we burn
| her fingers. Vcfy fine, truly f Kow, it was our
ancient custom to s^neem ererV han<l lhat we
got In our olaws, especially a fnir one. It is n<>
wonder that We have never been sued for a
iireacb of promise. We would riot give a rusty
nail for one of yonr cold, formal shakes of tlic
hand. Every person who intrudes one or two
fingers for your touch (as if ho wero nfraid of
catching a distemper) should go to school to a while
a jolly old farmer, lie shakes with a vengeance ;
and shakes yonr body, too, unless yon should
happen to be as thick as himself. Well, there is
nothing like It | it shows a good heart, at any
rate, nud we would wither a man would ernsli
i iuv wry uonee 01 our nngora, Ami ehnkA o:ir
1 shoulder out of joint, thnn thnt ho should poke
otit a paw, as if ho wore ahoufto com? in contact
with a bear or a hyena. TU? ladies mny rest a<surcd
of thin, that a men who will not sqtie^e
their hand when be geteJiold of it, does not deserve
to have a hand in hie possession; ?n<l t lint
he hae a hvart 743 titaee smeller tliau a grain of
m ester <1 seed.
i > tise i" ? 1
A mono the Advertisement* in a late London
paper, we read that " two sinter* want washing."
Iv you have good teeth, don't forget to Inngh
' now and
-^5 r- ~ ~
Manner of Milking.
The manner of milking has a more powerful
and lasting influence on the product tvencss of
the cow than .moat farmers arc nwnie of. That
a alow and cureless milker soon dries up the heat
cows, every practical farmer and dairyman knows.
The fir?t requisite of a good milker is, of course,
the utter cleanliness. Without this, the milk is
unendurable. Tho udder should, theft-fore, he
carefully cleaned before tho milking commences.
The milker may begin gradually and gently, but
>ho?ld steadily increase the rapidity of the operation
till the udder is emptied, using a pnil sufficiently
lnr<js to hold nil, without the necessity
of changing. Cows nfo all very sensitive, and
the pail cannot, ho changed, nor can the milker
Stop or riso during the process of irtilkins, with'
out lending the cow more or less to withhold her
milk. The utmost care should he taken to strip
the Inst drop, nnd do it rapidly, and not in a slow
necliircnt mnnner wlit?t? i? < >
on the yield of llie cow. If any milk is left, it :e
| re-absorbed into the system, or else becomes
enked, nnd diminishes the tendency to secrete ft
full quantity nfterwnrda. If gentle nnd mild
treatment is observed nnd persevered in, the of?
crntion of milking appears to be one of pleasure
to the auitnal, as it undoubtedly is ; but if nn op *"'??
is rmrstied?if. ftt evcrv restless
movement, enttsed, pcrbnps, by pressing a sore
teat, the animal is harshly spoken to, she will be
ljkely to learn to kick as a habit, and it will be
difiGonlt to overcome it afterwards. To induce
quiet and readiness to give down the milk freely,
it is better that the cow should be fed at milking
time with cut food or roots placed within her
easy reach. The same person should milk the
same cow regularly and not change from one to
another, unless there are special reasons for it.
[,V?i York Observer.
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Otin ilox'fc?.-?-At the Georgia State Iuiir, held
at Atlanta during the month of October, the Rev.
C. W. Howard delivered an extemporaneous nndress,
from the report of which wo make the following
extract. It was expected that the Hon.
Edward Everett would accept the invitation of
the Society to nddrces them, hut circumstances
prevented his being there, nnd Mr. Howard was
prevailed upon to occupy the place, which he
did in nn eloquent and able manner i
Lot ue then, the speaker said, make our home,
steads beautiful. Let us furnish them wifti Imnl.
nnd store the mind with that knowledge Which
is a novor failing source of pleasure. Li t our
daughters bo taught music, that at early dawn
nnd dewy eve, the melody of the woodland
1 songsters may he responded to by the sweeter
warblers around the hearthstone?or when, at
noon tide, wc would tnjoy seclusion from the
mid-day heat, our repose may be sweetened byits
soothing strains. Let us plant shade trees that,
in old age we may sit beneath then* and rest.?
Let the matron and the maiden plnnt and nourish
beautiful flowers, sweet scented shrubs, and tender
creeping vines. Plant also the charming
evergreen, and by such means as these cause our
homesteads to be an object of love from which j
we would desire never to part on earth. And ]
let old age plant with trembling bands, trees to
boar fruit in the future* Fruit trees arc the moid
graceful legacy old age can bequeath to posterity.
When these things at'e done, when the old
man and the gladsome youth, the graceful mnt
ron and the rosy nnd blooming maiden, shall
unite to make this home-beauty an object, nnd
it shall becomo general, then wc may expect our
population to becomo permanent?contented to
live, raise and educate their families, die nnd be
buried nenr the old nnd cherished homestead.?
Then, in reference to our homesteads, we rnL'ht I
appropriate the heaven-inspired sentiment, " En
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irmi 1111 nuii ? itnvc mec, or 10 rt'utrn irom Jollowing
after theer fur whither thou goc?t I will
go; and where thou lodgest 1 win lodge: thy
people shall be tny people, nnd thy God my God ;
where thou dieet I will die. And there will 1 be
buried: Tlio Lord do srt to me, and more ?lsot
if aught but death part thee and me."
Conff-sstovh of Infiuki.itv.?" I seem,'1 says
Tlume, " affrighted And confounded with the solitnde
in which I am placed by my philosophy.?
When I look abroad, on every side I see dispute,
contradiction nnd distraction. When I turn my
eye inward, 1 find nothing hut donht nnd ignorance.
"Where nm If or what, ami? To what
condition shall I return f I am confounded with
questions; f hegin to fnney myself in a moat deplorable
condition, environed with davltnej***,
every side."
Voltaire snys1. " Tiie world abounds
lor*, and a bo with victims. In man
wretchedness than in nil other niiimiil'
getheri" llow did he judge of ill lly lu^WPF
heart, llo adds: " Man loves life, yet he knows
lie must die ; spends his existence in diffusing the
miseries ho lins suffered? outting the thronts of
his fellow creatures for pay-^chen ting and being
cheated. The bulk of mankind are nothing more
I ?han a arowd of wlS'telmi- snnsllv Ariminnl
equally unfortunate. 1 wish I ha<l never been
horn."
Ilonr v.hut Pt. Pan' anys, 4 T hare fomrht a
good fight, I have finished my course, I have
kept, the faith, Henceforth there 1* laid up for
me a crown of rtghteotumcK*, which th?
the righteous Judge, will give me at thnt" deVi"
f Lutheran Obterrrf.
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Aft proof of the fnet tlmt g'rk" nre useful
articles, ond that, the world could not very well
get ftlong without them, ft Igt? writer states it n*
a fact, thai if all the girls were driven out of the
world, in one generation, the hoys would nil go
out fttler thciu.
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r- rr.uftOKft in n crowd, myft Prentice, -houhl Keep
tin* if elbow# ?ui of ?neh other's stomnehs, yet ?
man's stomach {softener injured by the crooking
f his own elbow than by those of his no i^liborst
m\
My l*atiiic?.-*ln a storm nt Ma, when the dan?
gor pressed, unit the Jeep seemed ready to d?voef
the Toyagcra, one man stood composed and
enrefnl nniiJet the agitated throng. They asked
him eagerly why he feftred not?was he an experienced
seaman, and did he too teftfloa to *?
peet flint the ship would ride tho tempest
through? No; ho was not an expert sailor, hut
! lie was ? trustful Christian, .lie *?? not sure
tlint the ship would swim, but he knew that ita
sinking could do no harm to liiro. Hi* answer
whs, "Though 1 sink to-ilay, 1 shall only drop
gently Into the hollo*- of my Father's hand, for
ho holds nil these waters there!" The story of
that disciple's fuit.li triumphing in a stormy aca
presents n pleasant pfeture of those who read it
on the solid land"; but if they in safety are strnu
.v in!? lauii, tlioy will nut iu troublepartake
of his consnlation, The idea is beautiful; but a
human soul, in its extremity, cannot play with a
beautiful ideaj If the heart docs not feci llie
truth firm to ban upon, the eye will not long
lie satisfied with its symmetry to look nt St ran*
gers may speak of Providence j but only the
children love it. If they would tell the truth,
those who nre alienated from God in their hearts
do not like to he so completely in His power. It
is when I am satisfied with 1H? mercy that I rejoice
to lie In his hand.? A mot.
Turn w tjiVr.-?If we die to-day, the stttt wtlt
shine as. brightly and the birds sing as sweetly
to-moirow, Business will not be suspended a
moment, and the great mass -will not bestow
a thought upon our memories. Is he deod ? will
be the solemn inquiry of a few as tliey pass to
their work. But not one will mlas tis except our
immediate connections, and in a short time they
will forget us, as merrily as when we sat beside
them. Thus shall we nil, now active in life, pass
away. Our children crowd close behind us, and
they wilt soon be gone. In a few years not a
living being enn eny, "I remember him 1" Wo
lived in another age, and did business with those
who slumber in the tomb. Thus is life. How
rapidly it peases 1
A toYE-sicx swain, in order more fully to nacef*
b.';r. the sv.ir.d of h!s " lady liro," closed a Isttor
with the following verse !
" K yon were n dog and I was a hog
A roolin' away in the yard,
If the old man should say, ' Drive that hog Away,'
Would you worry or bite very hard 1
An exchange says a sentiment so sublime de?
serves an nnewcr, and ventures to suppose (til
lady's reply:
" When 1 am a dog and you arc a hog,
A wandering front the sty,
I'd not breathe a bark, but merely remark
Go it porkte I root bog or die 1"
" Dons Ilobson keep lent!" "Certainly; what*
ever is lent to him, he is sure to keep."
| " Cavitai. punishment," as the boy aatd, wheit
I the schoolmistress seated him with the girls.
Why is an old maid like a dried orange t Be"
| cause neither of them is worth a good squeecc.
Tiikr.r. is a man down east so tall that he has
to use a ten-foot pole to pick hiR teeth with.
My son, what would you do if your dear father
was suddenly taken away from you Y Swear
and chaw tobneker.
Ax Irish gentleman playing cards, having on
inspection found the pot deficient, exclaimed,
" here's a shilling short, who put it in Y"
" Ttirr tell me wine gives strength," said For,
one day, " and yet I, who have jnst drank three
bottles, cannot keep myself on ray legs !"
Ax Irishman, In writing a biography, informs
his readers tlw?f his hero was very young at the
| time of tiis birth.
"Mr.. Smith, shall T help Jrott toth> gutter V*
"Thank yon. maun, I hrlnng tf. the Tempqranoo
Society, and never take anything strong."
Tiikuh nre truths which some men despise because
I hey have not examined them, and 'which
they will not examine, because they de?pise them.
A physician is the nnfovtnnnte individual who
| i? expected every day to perform ft miracle,
j namely, to reeoiieilo health with intemperance.
If you nmke love to n widow who baa a
I (laughter twenty yearn younger tlmn herself, hogin
by declaring that you thought they were ain?
tcrs.
A nov Was asked one dny what made him no
dirty, and hit reply was, " I nrn made, so they
tell nie, of the dual of the ground, and I reckon
I jfeV just workin' out."
IH* Cmua here, my doitry 1 want to aak you all
|ftotit. your nister. Now, tell me truly, baa nhe
(pit, n benu t" * No, it'a tlie jnnnders ; the doctor
snya so."
Ktnnnw;, during courtship, U nllowable, W
not? Young hearts hnve young *yn?p>" !
and young sympathies nre the parent* f k:n '
J and tender rentiniante.
A man was offered a gists of soda w ater, the
other dny, hut he rejeeted it with indignation.
" I?o you think I am a salamander," said he, " td
dtink water boiling hotY"
Fifty guiy^once nte everything a certain matt
I hnd in his hJmso. The next guest he turned out
hy simply pointing to his date bo*. What was
the date? Mnreh 4th?'Mi (Mareh forthI?fifty
lit*!)
Sr.\ftr. moments nre the gold dnat of time. Of
nil the portion* of our life, spare momenta hra
the most fruitful in good or evil. They rtrO the
gaps through which* temptations find the easiest
access to the soul.
Xkvkr bo rude, or sny to nmnni "There's Ihe
I' door." Address him more politely, thus; " Klc
VRte your golotha to the the suinmit of Jour p?'
I ricrnninm, and allow me to present to your detw?
: oiteU'uiioii thnt scientific piece of m < r
I ? bicli constitutes the egr^^c ' in
fmeut."
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