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i VOLUMB-JV;- GREENVILLE. SOUTH CAROLINA. THURSDAY MORNING. MAY 6. 1808." " ! NUMBER??
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IS MBLISHED WEEKLY BY . 1
W. P. PRICE &l\M.M'JUNKIN,
Prop rJle lorn.
wjlulia:vE p. price,
KDITQH.
"One Dollar a Year, In Advance,
$1.50, IF DELAYED.
AOBWT8.
1'tcrKB Stradlky, Eeq., Flat Rock, N. C.
A. M. Pkwcn, Fairview P, O., Greenville Diet
Willi ax O 'Iailky, Pleasant Grove, Greenville.
" Jit. R. Q An-ders .y, Rnoree, Spartanburg.
G. Wv Kino. Traveling Agent.
sdftttll ^nctrq.
3 .lining Upon the Sand,
IlV K LIS A COOK.
,c 'tis m.-iI to wed,
r:?l has dune
_ e\v. ant) ruses Diew,
iij; lir 'lielit the sun.
i/i ./ >
> i ure, vuung hiiiI fair,
. i.Jei'g" Willi Iriilli ;
i i*? f ?"ii love will wear
lv. tfri j i o> otxoutli.
.1 Kent l for heart,
, 'filial foi hand,
ft m<i.'?i plated ilie uunwise" part,
A holr |M>ii I lie -aiid."
j*- ?. -u ?o sHve, 'lis well to have
b fiiu .Mi store ? (' gold.
\u i i i .l <n null of .dinting muff,
i "i ciiam v is cold.
J it jil.ice no, all your hopes and trust
In w iiMl the deep mine brings;
\\ e cannot live oil vellow dust
L iimixed with purer things.
And lie who piles up wealth alone,
Will often have to stand
Beside hi? coffer ehest and own
'l is ** huilt upon the sand."
'Tie good to speak in kindly guise,
And sooth whate'er we can ;
For speech should bind the human miud,
And love link man to inuo.
But stay not hi llio gentle words.
Let the deed* will) language dwell;
The one who pities starving birds,
Should scatter crumbs as well.
The mercy that is warm and true,
Mu*t lend a helping hand,
For tlio>e who talk, yet fail to do,
But ** build ujK>n the sand."
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Jiiiscrllntironfl Htnbing.
?' " Let Us Talk of Graveyards."
Ant "one who has visited Oreonwoorl
Cemetery, on Long Bland, or Laurel LI ill,
neat 1'itiladelphia, must have been deeply
iiupre-Ht-d wnii the serenity and loveliness of
the scene. Two more beautiful places eye
uever saw. bo calm ami peaceful is everything
aiound. tliat the thought, no doubt,
has occurred to thousands, that when the
final summons comes to take their places
' in the silent halls of death," that it were
joy in such a place to die. Everything that
art cau do to embellish uature has been
done. Dixon 11. Lewis, once a Senator in
Congresa, (from Alabama,) upon visiting
Greenwood, wa? so much captivated by the
exquisite loveliness of the plane, that lie said
ne hoped when his time came to die, it
might lie in New Yoik, so he could be buried
hi Gr-'-nwood. And singular enough,
hi* Ju -po't.K- iodised, and he now sleeps the
mi-.-, . . known. uw waking, uiuid the flow
e< tU 'h mecnwarils alul the Menu
nvt i iiin? i?fieiiil cemetery.
.. ? it-ding these repositories
-> .il't >viinv?*iiig whet kind
/ ..if iiotti 'ii?ke that place lovely.
-|. u. Ntifl lost ones, and
. ! n l.i um. ?twl tieii where those re*
liiii n> Oxford. Death,
.Drnfh. Ited-mc* more terii*
4i iti To eve what other
'n<x . in til Ufuni, have done,
K^imenJi. It is. in
. . r'r'i} liilti. Ail is weeds end
" 014 . ol t|< .??l in??u ?? regular ren<./.
,..r .t|i4 Img*. It i* a shame
| ,, n m|ni|| ??irt lioerts and out
? . Ti ? tkud sleep liters, and
. .ti i .w >h< i?|i| protect their, reeling
fj.-.t;,. vo g-Mild iff* i;m h*e>k "o (?villi ho
I * I men) anthiiia in Europe,
,M,'i >' Ktl.h sliii ;pi..n* cm>? the aur*
? ? tin* g'MW-s f f i|o?e lh?7 love.
|i.t? g.ii *f<-novod with eglantine ai.d
IY*W* ami cteij i|)ehifpt(?Uoii of re-pect is
gj\i|l.
Aim.' wlrifct ? are writing of these sol
eiun thing-, i< | n* *?V a word as !u the propiieiy
mid n*-<e?siiy of stones or niouuon
nis. Ho* many persons are there, etren
the oisiii gm bed gram, whose graves are em
known, because tUoee whom they trusted in
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when alive proved recreant when they wen
dead t We honestly think that every fatty
ily, with mean* tufficien^ should make, ii
their duty (as it really it) to place over al
their departed kin, suitAbfe stones to marl
the places where they repose. It shottfd not
only be a duty but a pleasure. A plair
marble Slab, with a simple inscription, ii
surely as small a tribute in memory of Ihost
who have died, as a true and noble heart
could givo.-^-Zmure /Tours.
A Yankee.
Hie Boston Olive Branch, having called
the editor of the Now York Atlas a Yan
kee, the Atlas man gets off the following:
" But we own up to the Yankee, and fee
no little prjde in it; but we don't bail from
Berkshire, exactly. We havo dropper"
pumpkin seeds and have eaten hasty pud
uing una miiK in IJiew Hampshire, and hav<
Slowed, mowed, and logged in tbe Slate o
laino. We have fisbed for minnows witi
a pin-book, ahd carried our bread and but
ter to school; and we have seen long-driving
on tbe Kennebec river; we have coaxed t
club footed girl to slide down hill, made slip
pery by the fall of pine leaves, on her feet
for the fun of seeing her catch her toes, anc
roll over and over ; and wo bave'gone intt
theswampx with two yoke <>f oxen and a bob
sled, when life snow wax five feet deep, an<i
felled tree*, and Mwiched ' log* alt ua\, anc
went home at night full to 4 bean porridgt
hot ;4 we have been to a few prayer meet
itigx, that's a fact and we've beer, to 4 bust
ings,' too, nnd 4 apple-bees,' and raisings
and 4 militia mun'ers.'
44 We have helpeJ make cider, and after
wards set 4 a-slraddle' of a barrel, am:
sucked it with a straw. We have sat uj
all uight in a saw mill, and have sat up al
night with a 4 gal.' We have a high opin
ion of johnny-cake and 4 sxsvinger,' and w<
have frequently had a finger in the making
of the latter; we have eaten our shaie o
codtislVand potalos, with pork scraps* anc
we guess we have licked a proper propor
tion of 'lasses candy, and also boys; w<
have pulled fi&x for nine pence a day, be
cause we bad a sick headache and could too
go to school, and have bad teeth pulled will
a piece of strong thread ; we have travelec
over the fields in spring with a maul, knock
ing about tbe wbat-you-call 'ems, and hav<
popped corn in the ashes ; we have turnec
the grindstone all day to sharpen a new axe
swapped jack-knives, broken steers am
colls, set traps for skunks and ^voodchucks
tapped our own shoes, 4 licked the school
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uiitsier, rouueu lue mine pans ot cream am
laid it to the cat, pitched into the apple
'sass,' booked loaf sugar, and numberlea
other things ' too numerous to mention,' bul
for particulars of which see small bills."
Education of Labor.
Some parents are strict to require dailj
physical exercise of their children before ant
after school, in the way of labor. To thii
course some are prompted by necessity, ant
others by principle, l'heir children are re
quired to perform a given amount of work
This is, in particular, true of farmers and o
oiti?r* in rural districts. And if the labot
be appropriate in kind and amount, the val
ue of this practice cannot be estimated.?
Every child should bo carefully practiced it
some needful industrial employment. N<
other education is more important. Worl
is the great law to which God and Naturi
bind ua. Aa a preventer of evil, And a pro
ducer of good, there ia nathing in all tb<
world like industry ; like hard work. Oui
children better lie reared in ignorance o
books, than in ignorance of all kinds of pro
ductive industry. This truth applies to th?
children of the woalthy, as well as to al
others; for all men and women, not invalids
who do not by their own efforts earn theii
own living, are worth less than they coat
Some ono has said that " an idle man*i
brain is the devil's workshop.** If this ides
be coriect. he has little reason to he proud
of his quarters; and perhapa justice woulc
require that some allowance on this accoun1
be tnade, in passing judgment on the qual
ity of the work he turns out.
But seriously, do not the highest and
dearest interests of society demand that ir
the school, aa well as in the family, the idei
should ho made prominent, that labor ii
til ike needful and honorable for all!?
WhHt greater calamity could befall ih<
world tiian (o have a youth educated to lool
upon work, daily work, hard work, as untie
coming ladies and gentlemen ! The ancien
custom that every boy should " learn <
trade," and qualify himself to gain by man
ual labor an honest and honor ib|e liveli
hood, it might be well to reestablish.?
Ohio a late School Commiaioncr'* Report
Whp.iv a house is infested by rata wbfd
refuse to nibbld at toastud cheese and the usu
al baits, a few drop* of the highly aceulet
oUof rhodium, poured on the bottom of i
cage trap, will almost Invariably attract I
full of the Miplachiovous rodents" befon
morning. We have known this to be trie*
with extraordinary aucoeae. Where a tra]
baited with all manner of ediblea baa fail*
to attract a tingle rat, tha oil of rbodion
caused it to U completely orowded nigh
after night, nnilt the house was cleared o
the woieon eteitem.?Ex.
?'1 f os i?)<1 10 ill "HMtfjfw vlwl (!l w??i
s [Frofti th? American Meawnger.} , \
Thj Prisoner end bis Mother
1 A few year* since. in the state prison at
' A , when, the inmates were gathered for
[ Sabbath morning service in the chapel, a
k clergyman, who srae providentially in the
1 city, occupied ihft chaplain's plaoe. In his
* appeal to their beafU, bo mentioned the
* case of a wayward boy whose pious mother i
k was in heaven, and who after the successive
steps of early depravity, was arrested by the <
Spirit of God, recalling the hallowed counsels
and tha prayers of the departed saint.?
I He became a Christian, and entered the
- gospel ministry. The preacher added,
" And I am that wicked son, saved by a
I mother's tears." 1
k The religions exercises closed, and the
I convicts went to their cells. In the after
no^n the. chaplain walked, as was his cus>
torn, the corridors, and looking through
f the grated door of a young man's cell, saw
i him prostrate on the stone floor, sobbing
* as if his. heart were brokon. Several miu\
utes passed before the prisoner looked up
\ and discovered the chaplain. When he was
- Kinaiy asked what was tbo matter, ho re
, plied, M Oh, it was that story the minister
I told us about his mother; I had jiftt
> such a mother, and it brought her memory
back." Then falling down upon his face
I again, with convulsive grief he said, " It has
I almost killed me ; I had just such a mother
3 Tliere within the cold walls of a prison,
unaffected by sermons and prayers, the out
cast became a weeping child before the pro
' sence of a pious mother?coining with her
familiar, tearful face, and voice or holy love,
to his dismal abode. Such is a devout, conL
sielent mother's reward?a reward which,
> while it is an index of her rmponsibilty, re
I veals the bitterness of self-reproach and anguish
of the sinner, lost after a perverted
a blessing, the most precious of earthly origin
I ever bestowed upou man. P. C. II.'
I Eat Plenty of Fat Meat.?In a late
' number of the Scalpel, in an article on
3 " Dint," Dr. Dixon, in assuming the nosiiion
that 44 the use of oil would docrease'lho vic1
tims of consumption nine tenths, and that
1 is the whole secret of the use of cod liver
' oil," quotes the following summnry ohserva'
lions on this subjeot, made by Dr. Hooker :
3 44 1. Of all the persons between the agea
* of fifteen and twenty-two years, more thau
? one filth eat no fat meat.
4 M2. Of persons at the age of forty five,
> all, eicepting less than one in fifty, habit'
ually use fat meat.
4 41 3. Of persons who, between the ages of
* fifteen and twenty-two, avoid fat meat; a
1 few acquire an appetite for it, and live to a
1 good old age, while the greater portion die
with phthisic before thirty-five.
4* 4. Of persons dying with phthisic, between
the ages of twelve and fbrtv-five, ninef
tenths, at least, have never used fftt meat.
1 44 Most individuals who avoid fat meat,
i also use little butter or oily gravies, though
1 many compensate for this want, in part at
* least, by a free use of those articles, and al.
so milk, eggs and various saccharine subf
stsnces. But they constitute an imperfect
r substitute for fat meat, without whiMi ???.
- er or later, the body i? almost sure to show
the effects of deficient clarofi cation."
A philosopher once asked a little girl if
ahe had a soul. She looked up into hie
face with an air of astonished and offended'
dignity, and replied
" To be sure I have."
" What makes you think you have f"
"Because I have," she promptly replied.
" But how do you know you have a soul ?"
"Because I do know," she answered
I again.
, It was a child's reason ; but the pbiloeor
pher could hardly have given a better.
" Well, then," said ta, after a moment's
? consideration, " if you know you have a
t soul, can you tell me what vour soul is f"
I " Why," said she, M I am six years old,
1 and don't you suppose I know what my
t soul is 1"
" Perhaps you do. If you will tell me, I
shall find out wbethor you do or not."
| " Then you think I don't "know," she re
. nltiist " kit# T <1a ti'. ?
| I'l ivu f VWV M. UW. lb O MI IlllURt
i " Your think I" laid the philosopher, lisi
tonished in his turn ; " who told you so ?"
"Nobody. I should be ashamed if I did
? not know without being told."
i The philosopher had puzzled his brain a
. great deal ab?>ut the soul, but he eould not
t hiivu given a better definition of it in so few
t words.
Spkakino for Christ.?Reader, have
you never yet spoken one word for Christ !
Have you never invited one sinner to the
8tviourf Then I (bar that though you may
at last reach the New Jerusalem, you'll tread
1 those gulden pavements wearing a star lea*
: crown. A ingle sentence may save a soul
' from perdition.
is i us> ?
t A Dobo m Fee no a.?Recent advioee
6 from Europe inform us that a duel took place,
1 at Paris, between Col. W. R. Calhoun, Seep
retary of the American Legation, and a Mr.
i Brecvorf, of New York. Shota were ezi
changed, when, according to the aooounta
t before os, the seconds interfered, inasmuch
if as there wee informality in the arrange
menu,
> S .rWtidL'Mli oi i/ .1 ivvM V.
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HoRf*K Tamino.?'The Scientific Ameii
can,, in tbo course of some remarks upon
Ibe wonderful exploits of Rarey in subduing
vicious horses, gives the following directions
for accomplishing the same object:
" Procure some finely grated horse castor,
and oils of cumin and rhodium, and keep
the three separate in air-tight vessel* Rub
a little of oil of cumin upon your hand, and
approach (he horse on the windward aide,
so that he can smell the odor of the cumin.
The horse Will then suffer you to approach
him without any trouble. Immediately rub
your hand gently on the horse's nose, getting
a little of the oil on it, and you can lead
him anywhere. Give him a little of the
castor on any substance for which he has
a taste, and in the most suitable manner
manage to get eight drops of the oil of rbo
dium upon his tongue, and he will at once
become obedient to the most exacting commands
with which horses are capable ol
complying. I3e kind and gentle to him,
and your supremacy will be established, to
matter what may have been his previously
wild and vicious character. We understand
that Mr. Rarey has been challenged by D.
Sullivan, also a horse t?m?r Xrvror^onn
. , VR..u??vu V"
the celebrated "Sullivan, the Whisperer,")
to a trial of his powers in Cork, Ireland.
Brown-low on Dancing.?In the editorial
correspondence of the Knoxville Whig.
Parson Brownlow gives a graphic descrip
tion of the brillinul " fotival and ball,*
which came off at Memphis, on the lltli ol
March, to celebrate the op -ning of tht
" Gavoeo House." Among other things, the
Parson thus discourses of the walti and
polka.;
" I am no advocate of dancing, and ncvei
tried the exercise' in my life, but I could no)
resist the temptation ty look on at this scene
for largely upwards of an hour. My * vulgar
curiosity ' was satisfied, however, in see
ing fifty fellows, with long beards, goatees
and huge whiskers, playing the waltz 01
polka, with as many charming ladies. ' II*
quadrilles?she polkas'?was the cxclama
lion ! One feature of the waltz got roe.-*-i
It was to see a young fellow, dressed and
perfumed within nu inch of his life, squttz
ing a lady tight around the waist with ont
arm, and with the other, as they mingled
with and cross each other in pairs in tht
dance, gently lifting her dress, and she oc
casionally raising it higher, all, however, tc
keep it off the fioor, and the lady leaning
qp to him like a sick kitten to a hot brick
In these squeezing quadrilles, I noticed lh<
hoops were rather in the way."
Mr. 8?ikflint'# Goodness.?When Mr
Skinflint of UeRiivillo, died, there was quiu
a sensation in town about it. The bell was
tolled, and the only flag in town?thai
which belonged to the tavern?was hung
union down for twenty four hours. Hit
praise was in every one's mouth, though
why they praised him none could say, ex
cept that he was worth plenty of money.?
This was before Mrs. Partington moved froir
lJeanville. " We have lost a great man
ma'aip," said the miuister, calling upon her
"so portly, so public-spirited, so?so?rich.'
" Ah, yes," responded' the estimable dame
with a tear of regret in her eye, " his good
ness was past finding out?it was," said she
rawing her hand, as if beckoning down ?
largo word, by which to expiess hcrseli
loudly ; " it was infiniteaiiqal, and his right
hand never knew what his left band did, noi
anybody else, for that matter, lie was such
an excellent man." The minister coughed
at the infinitesimal goodness, but he saw
now kindly it was intended and said noth
ing.?Boston Gazette.
Who tub "Southbrn Matron1' la.?
"(Belle BriUain," in a letter to Ibe New Or
leans Picayune, dated at Richmond, refers
to Miss Cunningham, " the Southern Ma
tron," and the lady who conceived the ides
of purchasing Mount Vernon. "She ie,r
remarks this correspondent. " a native it I
Charleston, and an.invalid from infancy.?
Never having been married, the title ol
* Matron ' is, of course, a misnomer ; unless
by figure of speech, we may call her the
' Virgin Mother ' of the great cause to which
she is dedicating her foeblo, yet most effec
tive existence. * * *. I found Mist
Cunningham confined to her bed ; and mar
veled to see such strength coming out ol
weakness. It is the power of thought, 01
will, or rather of love, that creates and con
trols the world, 'there, pale and physically
feeble, this chief *po>ile of Mount Vernoaisra
has a patriotic fire in her eve thai nevi
er fails to kindle a most contagious entliuai
Mm."
An Ecstatic Rkportbr.?Kpeaker On
lias excluded Edward flat te, the correspond
ent of the New York Courier and Knoulrer
from the Reporter's Gallery, at Washington
llarle clapped his hands so furiously, ovei
the Kaosas vote, on the fir-t instant, thai
nothing could stop him. Eten when aenl
fur, ho refused en explanation.
'* <i^'i
Tuc Emperor Oonstantine said to a mar
who was heaping up riches here : " A man
all you can * spend your life in pnr<tJh o
riches ; yet," skid he, pointing to his body
a little spot of earth tin sbe is all you cat
poseoM."
m ??-?
JoDOK (TNtALL.-^W# find 111? followlngj
, deserved tribute in the Yorkrille Enquirer,
in reporting the doing* at Chaster Court:
*The labors of fcho Aveek were discharged
with the rapidity and eminent ability which
are oharacteristic of Judge O'Neall. Our ,
readers will be rejoiced to learn that our ven
erabhe and veteran Chief Justice, has in n ;
great measure, recovered his wanted health
and strength, and they will join us in the
hope, which yet promise tnuch, that his
' very valuable and always useful life may be
t spnred long in the land. Surely a purer,
better man has never lived amongst us; a
life has not yet been marked out for us more
replete with the evidence of a genuine boi
nevolence, more zealously devoted to the
highest aims for the public good ; worthier
of a people's noblest reward. We delight
i to contemplate the example, and we are delighted
to know that all classes of our people |
toiuo it n? mj purestgoia, ana reverenccr most |
highly the character to which such like exi
atopies belong.
Washington's Onlt Mistake. ? The
Paris correspondent of the New York Times
r relates the following t
I The late Washington ball at the Araer
icati legation in this city was the subject of
a bon mot, which was dropped by the
French Minister of War, which ought to
have publicity. Marshal Vaillant rcniop*
, strated with Mr. Mason previous to the ball
on the inappropriateness of giving a fete
f during Lent, and asked if it were not a mis
, take. 4 If it is a mistake,' replied Mr. Ma
. son, it was Washington who made it, for
| that is his birthday, and the ball is in honor
of the event.' 4 Oh. that's ill' replied the
> Marshal ; 4 then it's the only mistake he ev
or made in his life.' The Mandial was one
of the first guests at the ball, a concession
, he made to the name of Washington, for
he is a strict observer of the requirements of
, Lent" > >v " ^ ^
A Woman with Wrongs.?If there can
s be a greater bore in life than a man with a
grievance, it is a woman with wrongs. Ii
J' ih not selfishness that makes society hard
hearted to both classes. It is the instinct of
common sense which dictates that, when
: people cannot right themselves, nor yet set
in motion the machinery which might help
them, it is more dignified and becoming of
rational beings to keep silence, and not let
} their life dissolve into a spoonful of warm
; water. Complaints, well or iLi founded,
" soon exhaust 44 the milder grief of pity."?
5 In fact, there is no virtue that so soon evaporates
as sympathy. People grow tired of
being sorry for what they cannot help, and,
' becoming ancrrv at a Grievance that will n?i
5 be driven away, they soothe their own feel1
ings by declaring that it is the " people's
1 own fault." Life is a battle; and those
> who canuot fight for themselves meet with
| no quarter.
Tiik Leviathan.?Some idea of tho immense
magnitude of this monster steamer
1 may be formtd from the fact that the mere
; cost of completing her for sea, putting on
} board stores, Ac., ar.d fitting her for,the trip i
she is expected to make to Portland, Maine.
' the coming summer, #ill amount to the
enormous amount of #600,t)00. No less
1 than ten anchors are required to hold her at
' her present moorings, each with lengths
of cable from 40 to 160 fathoms. All
u her masts are to be stayed by iron rope,
standing rigging of the moit massive kind,
! the shrouds and stays of */hich are so secured
at their ends through iron rings as to en
able a single skilful man to oast loose all
the fastenings of each mast in fivo minutes,
in the event of disaster, though until the
rings are opened, the sides might yield from
_L!_ l * ? * - ? * ?' * * "
iue suip ueiore me snroudt would yield.
\ Making the acquaintance of pictures, says
t a correspondent of the Providence Journal,
i is like making tbe acquaintance of men.?
p Some show us all their attractions at tho
outset, and some only after many an inter
p view. Tbe former are often, perhaps gene
i rally, the more popular. Few persona give
, themselves the trouble or have the talent to
! learn the real merits of the latter. But
what a treasure It is to possess a picture or
, a friend, whose presence is a fountain of joy
thai is forever new I Like the ocean, the
p greatest pictures and the greatest men have
. charms which eveiy man feela,'but which not
, | even the most susceptible and cotnp>ehen>
, I sive minds can fully appreciate.
Grape Culture in the Soutu and
West.?Prof. G. C. 8 wallow, Staie Geologist
of Missouri, in a recent letter to the Patent
Office, suggests the idea that the extensive
areas in Kentucky and Tennessee, known as
the 44 barrens,* may be rendered valuable for
, vineyards. Should this prove true, the
. numerod. caves oontaioed in the limestone
r would become very valuable as places of
I storage for wine, lie says that there seems
1 to be no doubt that it can be demonstrated
(o the satisfaction of ail Intelligent wine d-essera
that there are at least 20,000,000 acres |
i of iaod in Missouri, Kentucky aod Tennessee
? on whiah tbe vine will succeed aa walk as in
f France or Germany.
\ Happiness is promised not to tbe learned
but to the good.
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* A Human Wad.?The "India Rubber
Man," at the New Yo.k Museum, answers
to bis name. lie does biimelf up into a
bail, eighteen inobes square, and. makes himself
comfortable in a box of that, size; he
turns bis feet behind him and walks forward
with his heels in front; he carries a hump
on his shouldors, which, by a sudden movement
of body, be thrusts forward upon his
chest, showing its entire disappearance from
behind. By another movement, he throws
it to its more coh?pni?nt ? ? L!
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back. On teeing bis noting, one would feel
but little additional surprise to tee him take
bis bead off and put it back again.
How to Improve Soooy PoTAToe.-*-At
tbis *e?son of the vear, potato# are eery ha*
ble to be moist and soggy after boiling, and *
many a good dinner will be spoiled on account
of the bad potatos. A simple remedy
for this is the following : After the potatos
are sufficiently boiled, and the skins
taken off, place tbem in a dry cloth, and express
the moisture by a alight wringing;
they will then appear mealy, and taste as
well as the best Hibernians.
[Scientific American.
Description ov a Good Wife.?"She
hadn't no tar for music, Sam, but she bad
a capital eye for dirt, and, for poor folks,
that's much better. No one never seen as
much dirt in my house a# a fly couldn't
brush off with bis wings. Boston gals may
boast of their spinnets, and theirgytars, and
their eyetalian airs, and their ears for music,
but give me the gal, I say, that A as an eye
for dirt, for she's the gal for mv money "
[Nam Slick.
Death Caused dt Jessamine Flowers.
j A child of Mr. Jerod, four years of ago, living
on the Western Branch, in Norfolk county,
was poisoned some days since by sucking
the flower of the yellow jessamine. The little
one died in an hour Hfter it complained
of being sick. The parents would not have
known the cause of the sudden death of their
child but for a playmate, who said it bad
been sucking the flower, which is a deadly
poison.
The Tiiino Confessed.?Senator Wade,
of Ohio, has let the secret out He admits
very frankly that he voted for the Crittenden
suDsuiuie, Decause it presented the moet practicable
plan for the expulsion of slavery from
Kansas. Did the six Southern Senators support
it for the anme reason I
It is just as we said. The dominant party
are resolved that no more slave Statas shall
be admitted into the Union. Is the South
submissive??Richmond South.
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How KLOQUtfW is the old, homely word,
Fall! The flowers fall in tho garden, the
fruits fall in the orchards, the nuts fall in the
woods, the stars fall from the sky, the rain
falls from the clouds, the mercury falls in
the tubes, the leaves fall everywhere, and
j man fn'la into eternity I
Dr. J WNB, of Philadelphia, has just procuied
a steam Are engine for his private use.
; 1 he Ledger says many other gentlemen will
do the same, if the City Council will give
them permission to connect with the street
main. These machines are now all the rage
in Philadelphia.
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A Charge to Keep."?Mr. Thompson
of Washington County, Ohio, has a little
daughter who, at the age of four years,
weighed one hundred and fifty pounda.?
Sha is now four vears and fiv? mr.mk?
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and weighs, as her parents supposes, one
hundred and seventy pound* !
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1'koplr of genius?they usually suffer
more keenly than others?should never re*
gret their heavenly gifts. Should the butt
terfly wi?h to lose his shining wings and be*
eoine a poor grub to escape the rushing
storms of lbe atmosphere t
A man w ith a large family was complain*
ing of the difficulty of supporting all of
them. "But," said a friend, "you have
sons big enough to earn something for you
now." "The difficult? is, they are too big .
to work/* was the answer.
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Vkky Sensible.?It was well remarked
by an intelligent old farmer: " I would rather
be taxetl for the education of the boy
than the fgnorance of the man?for the one
or the other I am compelled to do."
It in always dangerous to take counsel of
expediency. It involves, always, a fearful
peril, when the hard devotion to duty is for- ,
gotten in the pursuit of a tenyporary trt
uinpb. " '
Providbhc*/?** I could writedown twenty
cases," says a pious man, 44 when I wished
Ood had done otherwise than he did;
i but which I now see, bad I had my own
will, would have led to extensfve mirehief."
What folly it is to fret about mlsfortunea
which couldn't possibly be fbrefceen or prevented.
yet how frequent is this the case 1?
It is like blaming heaven for pot giving to
man an ouiniscieut eye.
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