bi3\tMLMm OiJoi.
f #*1' H 1 f *H>"*' Pi' '
A Southern Bailor Trent* in Senate.
members of the Senate of tbat State
manage to get their brandy, but, in this
instance, " M&asa Hooper's brandy
turns out sour
4t I imrtt tell yon a good joke which
occurred in, the Senate on Saturday.
Several of the members of that body
are In the habit of wetting their whistles
in ses9ioh. There being no supply
of the ardent kept on the hill, they
wore obliged to send for It to the valley
below. On this occasion, the inimitable
Jonco Hooper, (Simon Suggs,)
editor of the Mail, was reporting proceedings.
Knowing that he was 4 up
to snnn,' nn old political war horse ar
rosted his attention with a wink, and
then signified the desire of his colleagues
that he (Hooper) would send for
a bottle of brandy. Jonco readily
complied, and despatched his servant,
who was waiting for copy, ou the important
errand.
" Instead of going to the dcng store
as directed, blackey went to the printing
office, and said to the foreman?
' Massu Ilooper done tell me to fetch
him a l>ottle of brandy dat he got in
the office.' The foreman went to
the editorial sanction, where he found
a bottle rolled up in paper, which he
supposed to be the one indicated. This
he sent by the darkey, who laithfullv
delivered it to Mr. Hooper. It was
cireulated among the Senators. E.ich
one, after taking a swig, made a horrible
grimmacc, which iuded into a mischievous
smirk as he handed it to
another. In this way the bottle passed
silently around till it came back to
Jonce, who took one mouthful, and
then spirted it forth, exclaiming?
'What the devil's this? 'Yes, what
the devil is it ?' queried the victimized
Senators, * that's what wo should like
to know.'
"Suddenly the remembrance of a
bottle of fever and ague medicine, prepared
for a negro servant. Hushed upon
the mind of Jouce, and lie gave
vent to a regular haw, haw. He sur
veyed the bottle with a sort ot comical,
quizzical look. It was the identical
one, and off he went again with an explosive
laugh. The joke was imparted
to the Senators, and they laughed too.
The members of the Room heard of it,
and they roared. The news spread,
and before the expiration of twentvfour
hours the wholo town laughed.*
A Darkey on 8nlcide.
41 So you had a bad susancidc at your
house iass nite, Sam." said a colored
getnmau on tnoetir.g Lis colored crony,
a waiter at a hotel.
M Oh, yes, Lemuel, dat we had?it
almoss scart me into takin' a drink.?
He wus jis from California, wid beeps
of nooepapers. lie cum ol>crde Jerecipelus
by de Niggerauge route, and
put up at our house pre Dions to his fribal.
I tort de man was out ob his bed,
kase he gab me a sliillin* as soon us
ho laid eyes on me?from dat minit I
stuck by him fur fear sum interested
piuwon might get a hold ob him. Do
next morniu' as do chambermaid wus
agwine up stairs wid a skuttle ob colo
for her brcakfuss, she smelt lodlum
pasein' de man's do'; soon as she smelt
dat she smelt a rat. She necked to dc
man's do* but no answer. Den 6hc
broke de do' doun, and dar laid de man
wid he hoots on, and in he trot wus a
stickm' in a bottle ob lodlum. She
hollered, and we all kotched bold oh ,
de bottle to pull It out, but it wasn't
no use. We had to send for the sturgeon.
De sturgeou cum, and made a
decision here in de nock, nie de borax,
which reached as fur as de enuilbrmn
reached into dc snrafogns, ana putting
a cortveil in de decision, gub it a poke
wid a disnatcblus, when out flew de
bottle, ana all was safe."
M What wan safe, Sam, de man?"
"No, de bottle?de man wus ded
aiore de sturgeon cum ; but be had to
do sumfln to earn a feeler."
" Wus dere anything found in do
pockets, Sain ?"
u How yoo suppose I know? Do
vou tink I'd put my hand to feel ?? '
What you mean to insinewate?"
" Oh I uiiffln?only I neber seed yon '
hab Rich croOd close on afore. dAta all w
Quaint Simii.k?An Eastern orator
speaking of the education of young( ,
miste* at boarding schools, says: I
M Resides this, there is the piuno,
-where the fingers are compelled totrav- '
el more in one day than the feet do in j
one term ; and the mind must he kept
on a stretch over spidor tracked music
till the reason reels and the brain {
swims, and the notes on the page before (
her carry no more idea to the mind ,
than so many tadpoles trying to cliinb
over a five barred rail fence."
A you no lady, at adair in Loniavillo, ,
Ky., a short time since, pinned to the
btaom of her dress one of the placards
which exhibitors have fastened to their
wares, wlien they want you to keep
hands ofr. She wore a low necked
? r?, 11
W qobt.?SomAliine ago, on the
Sabbath day* we wQ&d our way to
one of oar churches. and instead of a
sermon beard an address bpon Bcmie
missionary or other beuevolentsubject.
After the address was concluded two
brethren were sent l jund with the basket
tor contributions. Parson L
who was one of the basket bearers taking
the side upon which we sat. Immediately
in our front and npon the
next seat negligently reclined our
friend Bill H- a gentleman of infinite
hnmor and full of dry jokes.?
?-arson xj extondea tue basket, j
and BUI slowly shook his head.
* Come, William, givo us sorae-i
thing," said thp Parson. j
"Can't do it," replied Bill.
"Why not I Is not the cause a good
one 1"
" Yes; but I am not able to give anything."
^ Poh! Poh! I know better, you
must give a better reason than that."
" Well, 1 owe too much money?I
mnst be just betore I am generous, you
know."
"But, William, you owe God a larger
debt than you owe any one else."
" That's true, parson, but then he
aint pushing me like the balance of my
creditors."
The parson's face got into rather a
curious condition and he passed on.
[ Wire Grose Reporter.
Grrrroo the Lawyers' all on hw
StOrc.?Oliver II. Smith gives this incident
in the hietpry of Indiana. At
the Busti Circuit Court my friend
Judge Perrv bargained for a pony for
$25, to be delivered the next any, on a
credit ot six months. The man came
with the pony, but required security
of the judge for $25. The judge drew
the noto at tlio top of a sheet of foolsl/tflii
onrl aiMnAd ** T -1~~ ? -J - ^?? ?
v..jf, nuu oi^iivu It'. I eiKIICU j tl HU1CK
Raridan signed it and handed it on,
and on it went from lawyer to lawyer
around the bar, till some twenty of us
had signed it. I then handed it up to
the Court,and the three judges put their
names to it. Judge Perry presented it to
theman he had bought the pony of, but
he promptly reftised it. 44 Don't you
thinli I am a fool to let you get the
Court and all the lawyers on your side?
1 see you intend to cheat me out of my
pony. Up he pimped, mounted the
pony and started for home in full gab
lop.
(< Pkay, madam, what do you charge
for recovering an umbrella ?" said
Michael O'Flaherty, from Tipperary,
the other day, walking into an umbrella
shop. 44 Let me see it," was the reply.
44 Ah, faith ! and that's just what
I want to do, for I've lost one, and I
6ee you otier to re-cover them at a very
small charge, so I was just Thinking 1
would get you to recover mine."
An OllMOINrt jltwv. Tlio tfnew la
told that a jury at Taunton, Mass., recently,
being unable to agree in a certain
case where a man was accused of
stealing two dollars and fifty cents
worth of nails, reported that they were
willing to pay tor the nails and let the
prisoner go.
A Quaker baviug sold a fine looking,
.but blind horse, asked the purchaser
:
u Well, my friend, dost thou 6eo any
fault in him?"
44 No," wua the answer.
4* Neither will lie ever see any in
thee," said old Broadbrim.
"Younq America" and the Oration.?A
precious sprig of Young America
who heard Mr. Everett's Oration
on Tuesday evening, hearing his father
and mother sav that it was 44 an intellectual
repast,r' replied it was 44 the
finest he ever ett"
[Charleeton Courier.
44 Have you dined ?" said a lounger
to his friend. 441 have, upon my honor/'
replied he. 44 Then," rejoined the
first, 44 if vou have dined upon your
honor, I fear you have made but a
scanty meal."
441 meant to have told you of that
hole," said an Irishman to his friend
..Iw. .?.IK: -:*I. 1-:? ? -
nnu new niHAIII^ Willi IIIIll III IIIH gllTden,
und stumbled into a pit full of
water. 44 No matter," said Pat, "I
have found it."
An exchange paper tells of a person
who prefaced his sermon:44 My friends,
let us say a lew words before we bogin."
This is about equal to tho chap
v\ ho took a short nap befuro far went
to sleep.
441 hay, mister," said one Yankee to
another, 44 how came yonr eyes so
crooked ?" 44 My eyes ? Why by setting
between two girl*, and trying to
make love to both at the same time."
A fa v on it k mode of introduction in
Brazil is said to be: uThit is my friend;
if he steals anything from you, I am
responsible for'it."
To ascertain whether a woman is
passionate or not, take a muddy dog
iuto the parlor.
BATES OF ADTEBTISIBO
GR^KVILSE PftESg.
thr and?nlgn?d proprietor* of The Soutbbsm
fiitjpitje mid Tap Peru err ?nd JIodntainkkb,
respectfully eUte that they have adopted the
following standard rates of advkrti8in 0,
which will in every instance be adhered M: *
FB8 square OF 13 lines, OX less,
1 inar'n, $ 76 18 insr'ne, |6.00 88 1^1^8,17.96
2 insr'ns, 1.28 19 iner'ns, 5.20 86 insrW 8.10
8 insr'ne, l.ftO >20 iner'ns, 8140 87 insr'ns, 8.28
4 insr'ns, 1.76 21 iner'ns, 6.60 88 insr'ns^ 8.40
6 insr'ns, 2.00 22 insr'ns, 8.80 89 insr'ns, 8.66
8 insr'ns, 2.25 *23 insr'ns, 6.00 40 insr'ns, 8.70
7 insr'ns, 2.6m *24 insr'ns, 6.20 41 inarms, 8 88
8 insr'ns, 2.76 26 insr'ns, 6.40 42 insr'ns, 9.00
9 insr'ns, 3.00 26 insr'ns, 6.60 48 insr'ns, 9.10
.10 insr'ns, 8.25 27 insr'ns, 6.76 44 insr'ns, 920
Li insr'ns, 3.60 25 i..sr'ru, ?.20 15 injrV, 9.30
12 insr'ns, 8.76 29 insr'bs, 7.05 46 insr'ns, 9.40
13 insr'ns^ 4.00 30 insr'ns, 2.20 47 insr'ne, 9.60
14 insr'ns, 4.20 91 insr'ns, 7.85 48 insr'ns, 9.60
16 insr'ns, 4.40 32 insr'ns, 7.60 49 in*r'n% 9.70
16 Insr'ns, 4.60 88 iosr'n*, 7.66 50 insr'ns, 9.80
17 insr'ua 4.80 84 insr'ns. 7.80 61 insr'ns, 9.90
62 in^rtions, $10.
Obituary Notioes over 12 line# in length, and
Tributes of Respect, will be charged foi at advertising
rate*.
Advertisements not limited will be inserted
till ordered out, and charged for every insertion.
|.? Advertising bills amounting to twentyfive
dollars for the year, will be allowed a discount
of five per cent; those amounting to fifty
' dollars, ten per cent; seventy-five dollars, fifteen
per cent; ono hundred dollars, and ovor, twenty
per cent. ,
JOB WORK payable on delivery.
PKICB A MoJUNKIN",
For'The Southern Enterprite.
O. R ELFORD,
t For The Patriot and Mountaineer.
January 12th, 1268.
- 4^
^ *<p8URGE0N
DENTIST,
GREENVILLE, 8. O.
Office North- Wett comer Main and Aeenne Street*,
mMga HAS just returned from Philadelphi
a, and will be p.eased to attend
T IT to any who are iu want of his services.
immmMt novx
Inserted froin one to fnll Upper and Lower
Setts, in the most approved and durable manner.
Exposed Nerves destroyed and treated, free
of pain. Jan 7 85-tf
llotifte and Lot tor ale.
Gfa the Subscriberoffers for
Willi sola on the moat rea?ort?b!e terras.
Ins HOUSE AND LOT, in the villafre of
Greenville. The location is. in all r?so?i.
?, ... ?.^Yyvt4,1
a most d?*irahle one, immediately on the
Pendleton road, and near the depot. The
Lot contains over an acre of land, and U
well improved. The lluildings are all new.
The Dwelling has seven comfortable rooms
There is a good Kitchen and Negro House,
and all necessary outbuildings. Also, a fine
well of water. Household and Kitchen
Furniture sold with the premises if desirable.
Apply to Col. E. I'. Jones.
Dec 31-34-tf R. W. GODDARD.
CHEAP CASH STOBE.
r|^llE subscriber* propose to sell Hoods in fuX
ture Tor CASH, and at such reduced
prices as wf hope will guarantee * continuance
of our former patrons.
Country produce taken in exchange for Goods
at cash pkicka, and in discount for debts now due.
We sincerely desire those indebted to us, to call
and settle by cash or note.
REA, HAYNE A co.
January 7tli 1858, 35 tf
For Kale or Rent,
the house and lot
RwSnjsAa opposite the forks of Anderson
BjffiWjjjjBrHiid Pendleton roads. The
House contains six upright rooms. On the
Lot are all necessary outbuildings.
For terms, Ac., apply to
U. LEE TURU8TON.
Dec 24 33 tf
d.U. Jr". ?J -LU'J.' FiFt.,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
AND
SOLICITOR IN EQUITY,
WILL PRACTICE
IN THE COURTS UF THE WESTERN CIRCUIT.
Office in the Qreenville Bookstore,
GREENVILLE, S. C.
June 4 4 ly
G. 8. BOWER,
MANUFACTURER ON AMD DEALER IN
EU&HITURE rm CHAIRS
or or
Every description, 11*m* Every style,
AND
FISK'S CELEBRATED METALIC BURIAL CASES,
Opposite the Congaree House,
Feb 4 COLUMBIA, 8. C. 30-ly
RE EI) & "(10()DLETT,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
AND
SOLICITORS IN EQUITY,
Greenville, d. O. - > *
If OFFICE next door lo F. P. BtAWitAGn. ffl
J. P. RKKD.1 fe. D. OOODLtTT.
June 4 "" 4 it |
II. JIJLllj?8!WIITIIf
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
GREENVILLE, & C.
June 18 6 .if
ORE ft PRICE,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
GREENVIUE, 8. C.
JAMBS 1* OR*. WW T PBIOB 1
April 28 50
El ford & Donaldson,
aausaasnymuba, s. ?.
c. J. tlFOW' T. Q. BONAIMON
Xttue GRJEENVUXE
CQAOH FACTORY,
^TSHFJr' !^^hi Vic1.
Hall Street, IVext the Bridge,
T^HK Largest ud B??t Stock of CARRIAGE
X GOODS AND MATERIAL ever offered for
sale io ike State, selected Carefully Bad especialIj
for Carriage Manufacturers.
A Urge stock sad beet variety of Axles for
Buggies, Carriages sn?l Wsgqos; common ami
best tempered Steel Springs; Black end Colored
Enamel son ratent. Da** Lcuti.^:; It'.ecJfc and
Colored Enamel Clotks, Drills sad Dueks; Oil
sad Brussels Carpet; Buckrsms sad Huttis
Sheetings; fitt. Manilla and Chenille Mats;
Braes sn<l Silver Point sod Sand Bands j Brass.
Bilrer, Bone and Japan Nails; Silk and Worsted
broad and narro* lace*; Silk, Worsted and Cotton
Fringes; Boht Hickory Shafts; Buggy sent
Sticks; and a complete assortment of Mailable
Carriage Makers are particularly requested to
call and examine our stock. For sale cheap by
GOWER, COX, MARKLEY A CO.
HUBS AND SPOKES.
WE are now prepared to supply Manufacturers
with the heat Morticed Huba and
Turned Sriokee, of our own msnufaotore, and
warranted. For sale by
GOWER, COX. MARKLEY A OO.
CL O THS 'AND DAM A SKS.
A LARGE lot of Blue, Drab and Greer
Cloths; German, Fancy, Cotton and All
Wool Pumaska. For sale by
GOWER, COX, MARKLEY A CO.
CARRIAGE MAKERS' AND CAR
RENTER3' TOOLS.
A LARGE stock and variety of the bcstTooli
made, and a few setts fancy Rosewood
and Boxwood Planes. For sale by
GOWER, COX, MARKLEY A CO.
IRON! IRON.'! IRON! ! !
NOW on hand, the largest stock of Iron evei
offend in this market: Spnrtaiburg Iron
and Castings; King's Mountain Iron; English
Refined Tires; Ovals; Hound; Square; Horse
Shoe; Half Round*; ltalf Ovals; Baud Iron and
Iloon Iron; Soring Steel; Steel Tire, Sweedei
and Hammered, for wagons, tires and plantation
work.
On hand, clreap for cash, 5,000 lbs. Rusted
Plow Moulds, best North Carolina Iron. For
sale by
GOWER, COX. MARKLEY A CO.
STEEL! STEEL!! STEEL!!!
XT*TI/inu anivnrnaAV m. .
i-mf ? * a?vri?>.<, ft O IW'L ['?>
JA Caai-Htael?square, octagon, round and flat
?for fine edge tools, axles and drills. German and
Blister Steel, for plantation work. For sale by
GOWER, OOX. MARKLEY A CO.
3,000 LBS. GRINDSTONE.
ASSORTKD sues, suitable for Farmers and
Mechanics 'For sale cheap by
GOWEK, COX. MAUKLEY A CO.
OX HAND
O UBS. best Black Florida Moss and
'Uy Curled ilair, picked, In bags.
For safe by
GOWER, COX, MARKLEY A CO.
SAND PAPER AND GLUE.
LARGF.assortment of the Diamond FlintSand
Paper, best article uptdw, for sale by
GO W Eli, OOX. MARK LEY $ CO.
PAINTS. OILS, WIXDOW GLASS
AND PUTTY.
ONtiii. v large assortment Paints, Oils, Ac.
t'-re, Kstra and No. I White Lends; Raw
and oi-cd Lindseed Oils; Winter, Hporm. Solar,
Lamp, Seats Foot, OHve and Tanners' Oils:
Coach Body and Copal Vurnish ; Japan, Aspalturn
and Leather Varnish ; Spirits Turpentine :
Greens; Yellows; Blues; Lakes- Pinks; Dropblack
; Lampblack ; Red ; Spanish Brown; Umber;
Soawa ; Freneli Ochre, Ao. American and
French Window Glass, Putty and Whitening.
For sale by
GOWER. COX, MARKLEY A CO.
HE A VY tt SHELF HARD WARE.
ALAROR and well selected atoelc For sale
cheap hy ,
GOWEll, 00X, MARKLEY A CO.
SCREWS! SCREWS!!
f* A A GROSS of tho Improved Gimblet Point
OvU Screws For sale l>v
GOWER, COX. MAllKLEY A CO.
SA tVS.' SAWS / /
HOE <t Co.'s Celebrated Cast Steel Mill Saws;
Rowland's Mill, Croes Cut and Tcnnon
Saws; Hand, Pannel and Ripping Saws; Brass
and Blue Back Saws; a complete assortment of
Webb Saws, with and without frames. For sale by
(iOWER, COX, MA KKLEY A CO.
Jan 1 '3 tf
T." ' W." DAVisi
Watchmaker & Jeweler,
TAKES the liberty to announce
/?~y^nCr to the citizens of Oreenwillo, and
(r jjwlthe stirronnding country, that he
* riHE*ir prep ared to do all manner of
work in his Use of baei??M, sueb as
Watch, Clock and Jewelry Repairing,
all of which shall be done in the r.eateat manner.
wntch Wheel*, I'ivoU, Pinion#, Jewel#, Hera wa,
IUuda, Glaaae*, *11. ?iooe at the *hurie*t notioe,
ami in a workmanlike manner. 1'lea** give him
a trial, and you will he pleated.
Ue alao make* JEWKLltV to order, such m
Cold tiimril, Fob dc Tost Ghnliu,
All kind* of flOLD BlTTTOSH, ?uch a* noeom.
Sleeve and Collar Button*. All kind* of Ii?ir
Work Trimmed in the nefttcat alylo
Uta Work cannot l>* aarpaaoed in thi? part of
the country.
I lia thop may be found at the Goodlett floute,
in the room formerly occupied by Meaara, Bailey
A Owen.
Greenville, July HO, 186T. TJ tf
Saddle aad flame**
MANUFACTORY,
r|"M1K Hulwcribcr would reapeatfully inform th*
J. public generally that be continue* the
above Buaine**, '2r> itooa aaov* tiir Grikkvillk
IIotkl, and la prepared to furniab onatomera
with any /}iseri|>tion qf IIome-Manufactqired
BAJlDLkSi Carriage, Baggy and Wagon f|arnaaa
made to order, ajad in th* beat atyl*. Bridlee.
Whip*, da, on liand and for aale CHEAP.
tis* Saddle# and ilarneae repaired at abort
notice. A. Id. G1LKEATH.
Feb 4 89 tf
JOBWOHK.
NEATLY DONE AT THIS OFFICE.
m
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READ! READ!! READ!!!f
I It WILL TAKE TOP BUT A ttW MINUTES,
AND It AT SAVE TOW
ltAirr tsajle or sorrssorcH
Carter's Snanish Mixture!
THE 6REAT ftlUFISR OF THE BLOOD I
The Best AltsratiTslTex Yet Bitoorered! ;
Physician* prescribe it, and every one that
(MM it it a Hulking advertisement. No
k; Medicine e*rr yet offered to the Atne.
. rican public kattained such
pula rity in eoebort a time at'
CARTER^ SPANISH MIXTTTKEt
It will, Cur* arty tat* qf Scrofula.
It will Cure any cat* of Rheumatism.
It will Cure any case of Syphilis.
It will Cure any case of Salt Rheum.
Tt will Cur* any case of Neuralgia.
It will Cure any case of Fever and Ague,
Or Any Diseases arising from an impure state o(
the Blood.
SCROFULOUS READER!
It cured the neice of the Hon. John Minor
Botts, a member of Congress from Virginia, of
1 Sorofula, after tho skill of the best Physicians,
both of New York and Philadelphia, had been
tried in rain ; and it will cure you, reader, if
you are so affected.
RHEUMATIC READER!
It cured D. Burritt, Esq., of rinoinnati, of
Rhcnmntlsm of 4 years standing, after nil other
I remedies had failed. We have hundred# of such
I certificate*. Call on the Agent and get a Book
and Circular, and read for yourself the many remarkable
and astonishing cure* it .has made.
SYPniLITIO READER!
i The celebrated Dr. Butcher writes us that he
. had two of the aioat severe and long standing
caaes of Syphilis that would yield to none of the
usual remedies, but he cured one caso with six,
and the other with nine bottles of CARTERS
sr A ELSII MIXTURE. We have known it
used ift over a Tii<SuSai)d casks, and have yet to
hear of a failure in any ease. 1 '
| YE SHAKING THOUSANDS READ 1
Aura and Fxvr.e.? Do not take Quinine, Mercury,
or any such noxious Drum, but try at once
this great Alterative and Purifier of the Blood ;
Carter'* Spanish Mixture will cure any and every
case of Ague and Fever. We hate never yet
known it to fail.
And for all Diseases arising from an impure
, state of the Blood, no medieine has ever vet l>een
j found to have so-good an eifect. If you are sick,
, try it at once; do not delay: time is preeious.
: and health the greatest of all blessings, without
which all else is valueless.
DR. WM.8. BEERS A CO.,
PnoptiiKTORS, Richmond, Va.
And for snlr by K KIMJTCll, Druggist, Agent,
Qr**nvill? C H.. 8. C. 8-ly May 28
HOWARD AMOCIATIOd,
PHILADELPHIA.
A Benevolent Institution, established by special endourtnent
for the relief of the sick and distressed,
afflicted teith Virulent and Epidemic diseases.
rf^O all persons alHicted with Sexual Diseases,
L such as Spermatorrhoea, Seminal Weakness,
IinpcUnice, (Joiiorrha-o, Gleet Syphilis, the Vice
of Onanism, or Self Abuse. Ac., Ac.
The I/O WARD ASSOCIA TION, in view of
the awful deal ruction of human lile. oah*.->1
Sexual Disease*. and the deceptions practised upon
the unfortunate victims of such disease* by
Quacks, have directed their Consulting Surgeon,
as a charitable act worthy of their name to give
medical advice OHATis, to ail ners ins tlius attheted,
who apply by letter, with n description of
their condition, (age occupation, habit* of life,
and iu cases of extreme poverty and snf
fcrinff, to furnixh tneclicinexfree of charge. It is
nsedh-ss to add that the Association commands .
tile highest Medical skill of the age, and will furnish
the most approved modern treatment.
The Directors, on n review of the pasts feel a* j
sured that their laltors in this sphere of bripvo
lent effort, have been of great, ben fit to the afflicted,
especially to the young, and they have
resolved to devote themselves, with renewed
teal, to this very important but much despised
cause.
Just Published, by the Association, a Report
on Spermatorrhea, or Seminal Weakness, the
vice of Onanism, Masturbation or Self-Abuse, and
other Diseases of the Sexual Organ*, by the Con
suiting Surgeon, which will he sent by mail, (in
a sealed letter envelope), Free of Charje, on the
receipt of TWO STAMPS for postage.
By order of the Directors.
Address, for Report or Treatment, Dlt GEO.
R. CAL1IOUX, Consulting Surgeon, Howard
Association, No. Si South hi NTH Street, Philadelphia,
Pa.
EZRA D. IIEARTWELL, President.
Geo. Faiucuild, Secretary.
Feb 4 ?U ly
J0IHW lKttATJS,
A raawisvrm ? ?
VAUlilEil ITLlHb'lCf
GREENVILLE, S. C.
Nearly opposite the Post Office, Avenue Street,
UERPECTFU LLY informs
S^9S?Q|tii? citizens of Greenville hiu)
the adjoining Districts, thnt ho has returned
froin the StHle Fair at Columbia, (where he
receive*! the first premium for his elegantly
finished Bnrcati, which was admired by eve
ry one.) and is now prepared to execute
ALL ORDERS IN HIS LINE, lie has.
also, on hand A LARGE STOCK OF
FURNITURE, which will be sold at prices
to suit tho tiutea.
Ho returns his thanks for past favors, and
he hopes, by giving constant attention to
his business, to receive a liberal share of the
public patronage. Nov. 10-28 ly.
J. ft RANDOLPH,
Thankful for fast payors, beos
to' say, that alt kinds of HAlK WORK
of ?very variety of style of braiding, will be Ornamented
or Mounted with Oold, in the neatest
man tier, and retorned to those at u distance per (
muil or otherwise, as directed. (Hair enn he sent i
i-*' - 51 * " ? T? ? - 1
...... ... ....Mi-/ au?
laces, lbaoelsU, Side, V?t anJ Guard Chains,
Crosses, Finder Hinga, Kar Kings, ?ko., of various
pattern*, put up neatly, e?d wjy article admit- 1
ting the name of tha owner uijgraved thereon,
hall, for the engraving, be free gf extra ohftrge.
lie also n)ahe? and repuirtt all kinds of Jewelrv; 1
mounts with gold or silver the Heads of Walking
sues ; match** tyectaole Glasses; and, lastly
EnyraMt on all manner of Plate.
Ope* 00 yard* Jia*t qf old Court Hon**, and 9
feu pace* from the Enttrpriae Ofiea
Ureeuville, 8. C., June 25, '67. 1-lf * I
W. P. PBICE, " i
NOTARY PUBLIC, |
ANO CLERK OF TOWN COUNCIL, J
! OFFICE nr THE OLD COURT HOUSE,
(t>LaiRiadX tniifc&afc a. <
I Will promptly attend to the collection of Notes
and Account's, settling Claims jc.
I
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EfelmbolA'P Genuine Preparation
HUHir rip.
For JHeeaete of ike Bladder, Kidney*, Gravel, prop J
ay, Weakntu, Obstruction, Secret Pi trout,
Female omploiuU, and all Dieeatet of\'
the Sttual Organa,
drifting from ExoeeeO# and Imprudeneles la Ufa, 1
ind, removing all Improper Discharge* from th* 1
Bladder, KidneYS, Or Sexual Organs, whether'*
!
" <?a spssaa&r&iak
From whatever cause the* may have originated,
AMP NO MATTER-OT HOW LOWO STANDING
Gioing Health and Vigor to the FYaine, and Bloom '
to the Pallid Cheek.
Joy to the Afflicted!! ,
It eures Nervous and Debilitated buffs re rs. and '
removes all the Symptoms, among which will1
be found .. I
Indisposition to Exertion,
Loss of Power, g
Loss of Memory, Ditticulty of
Breathing, General Weakness,
Horror of Disease, Weak Nerves,
Trembling, Dreadful Horror of Death,
Night Sweuts, Cold Feet, Wakefulness, Dimness
of Vision, Languor, Universal Lassitude of
the Muscular System, Often Enormous Appetite,
with Dyspeptic Symptoms, Hot llnnds,.
Flushing 01 tne Body, Dryness of the
Rkin, Pallid Countenance, and
Eruptions on the Face, Painin
the Back, Heaviness
of the Eyelids, Frequently
Black Spots "Flying before Oie Ejto'r
with Temporary Suffusion and Loss of
Sight, Bant of Attention,
Great Mobility. Restlessness.
witfi Horror
of Society.
Nothing "?? ? desirable to sUtll j.atienU than
solitude, aiul notui."? mors oread for fear
of thcmsolvcs ; no repose of manner, no earnest
ness, no speculation, hut a hurried Transition
from one questiou to another.
These symptoms if allowed to go on?which
this medicine invariably removes?soon followsl.o*i
of Cover, Fatuity and Epileptic Fit*?in oneof
wbich the patient may expire. Who can say
that these excesses are not frequently followed
by those direful diseases?INSANrl'Y AND
CONSUMPTION t The records of Jntane A*y-~ |
lorn*, and the melancholy deaths of ConsumpEoo^
bear ample witness to tne truth of thess assertions.
In Lunatic Asylumsthe most mehuieholT
exhibition appears. The countenance is actually
sodden nna quite destitute?neither Mirth orGriof
ever visits it tShouhl a sound of the voicw
occur, it is rarelv articulate.
? tirui.
ww %?. nWIUI uivmuiwitfi despair
Low sullen sound* hie grief beguiled."
Debility is most terrible t nu-1 ha* brought
thousands upon tluMMnde to untimely grave*,,
time blasting the ambition of many noble youth#..
It can be cured by the use of this
INFALLIBLE REMEDY.
If you are suffering with any ?f the above dia
trussing ailments, the FT.DID EXTRACTBU'
CHE will cure you. Try it, and bo convinced
of its efficacy.
lltwarr of Quad- Xostrum* and Quark Doctor?,
who falsely boast, of abilities and references. Ci:-.
ti/ens know and avoid them and save l.ongSuf-.
feeing, Money and Exposure, by sending or calling
for n bottle of this Popular and Specific Remedy.
It allays nil pain ami inflammation, is perfectlypleasant
iu its taste and odor, but immediate iu,
lis action.
Holmbold's Extraot Buchu
I* prepared diieotly according to the Utiles of'
PHARMACY AND CHBM1S1RY,
with the greatest accuracy and Chemical know-,
ledge and care devoted in its combination. See,
Professor )>rwrkV Valuable Works on the l'ractier
of l'hvsic. ami most of the lnt? Standard)
Works of Me-li'iio'.
. iw m jjf:
One hundred dollars ,\i!l be paid to any Physician
who can prove thai the Medicine ever injured
a 1'ntieut; and the testimony of thomand*
can he produced to prove that it does great good.
Case# of from one week to thirteen years'standing
ha-'e heeti affected. The tnass of VOLl-NTaHY
TESTIMONY in possession of the Proprietor.
vouching its virtue* and curative pow
ars, is immense, eruhracing name* well known to
SCIENCE AND FAME.
100,000 Uolllcs Have Been Hold,
And not a single instance of a failure has been
reported.
Personally appeared before me, an Alderman
of the city of 1'liiludelphiu, 11. T. llKLMBt>Ll>,
Chemist, who, being duly sworn, does ear, that
this preparation contains no Narcotic, Mercury
or injurious Itrog, hut are purely Vegetable.
II. T. HKLMUOI.D, Solo Manufacturer.
Sworn nnd subscribed before ine this 23<1 day
of November, 1854.
VVM. P. limBARD, Alderman.
Pi ice $1 per Bottle, or Six for t5, Delivered
to any Address.
Accompanied by reliable and responsible CcrtJ
ticates from Professors of Medical Colleges, Cler
gymon and others. Prepared and sold by
II. T. 11 ELM HOLD.
Praoticcd and Analytical Chemist,
No. 52 South Trnth St., bklow Ohbstnut,
Assitsini.t HriLmxoB. Phila.
To he had of Dra. <1. if. Pkak, Mims k
Lonu and M If. Eam.k, Druggists, Ureei.villr,
S. C., and of nil Druggists and Dealers throughout
the United States, Canada* and British Pro*
v incus.
Be warn ot Counterfoil*.
Ask for HELMBOLD'S?Taka no Other.
CUBES GUARANTEED.
J?Iy 2 9 lj
wdyj?ilinp:e mis~
And Phwiiix Bitters,
rlMlK i?est FnmAy Medicine now before the
JLt, public, for the euro of Scrofula, Ulcers^
Scurvy, or Kruption* of the Skin, Fever and
Ay tie, J)y?ftepsia, l>rt>jtey, and in fact meet all
diseases soon yield to their curative properties.
It has been comrmted that, during
i , e " ?
twenty five years, upwards of four millions of
persons hwve l>een benefitted by the use of these
medicines ; a feet which speaks volumes in favor
of their curative' properties?a single trial
will pi see them beyond the resell of oompetitiun
in tho estimate of every patient. By their
use the blood is reotored to a healthy *<ate, and
freed from all impurities. The system is not reducer!
during thoir operation, but invigorated,
snd they require no restraint from business or
pleasure.
J he am idea hare, in il*e?e mnl ?? <'?, a '
that ieiu do for them all that medicine can poeei'Ay
cjfccL
Prepared by W. It. Moffat M. D., Proprietor, r
New York. And for aaJe by W. II. IIOVJBY,,
[jreenrille, 9. C.
Sep 17 10 tt
Hair Dredging and ShaYing. J,,
I HI KRI DO K continues the Tonsorial bus1J
iuess at his Old Stand in Seattle's Brick
building, where he is readv during the dav snd
FveniRg to shave the beard and cut hair, end,
ihampoo the head. He respectfully asks a continuation
of patronage. Oct 1-41-Y
SCflWBT tfTHSOSTON, I* JL i
? 0FFFJ18 HIS PROFESSIONAL 9ERVT- 1
PKh fo this community. His Office, for tha
zA present, is in the Old Court House Bi tiding,
J?n 14 t 86 (f