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HUMORIST'S OLIO. How Hoosier Whipped the Tiger. ! Some years ago, I was in a gambling J house in Cincinnati, a silent looker on at a game of faro. In those days such operations were carried on rather openly, and almost under the eye6 of the authorities, with unbarred doors, so ' that any one could walk in, either in ' the capacity of a better, or a mere spec- ' tator. In the latter capacity I found ' myself, near midnight, when the door 1 of the den opened. Just as the game 1 began to Hag, and not a sound was 1 heard but the click of the checks, and! the rattle of some dishes a darkey was placing on a table, in walked a tall, 1 raw-boned, counts-looking chap, in a grey satinet coat and a coon-skin cap. lie walked right up to the only vacant place at the table, and, drawing Irom a side pocket an enormous calf skin 1 wallet, which looked as if it might contain at least a thousand, in fives and tens, addressed the dealer : 44 Lo?'k here, Mister, I'm going to fight this Tiger up to the nines 1 Lin derstand me, I alters fight to the death: that in, until I break yon or you break 1 me 1M . ' [Wo must here inform the reader unlearned in the mysteries of gambling, , that playing at faro is technically termed by the sporting fraternity, "buck- , ing a* the 'liger."] " Very good," said the dealer, " yon J are one of the kind we like to deal for." And his eyes fairly danced at the cer- ( tainty of depleting the plethoric looking pocket book. "But, understand me," continued the rough customer, " there is one . tiling you must first agree to ; and that l is, if you break me, you must give me money enough to carry me home." ( " I'll do it," said the " leg." { " Yes ! yes! yes !" responded the en- } tire party. Ilerc the darkey announced , supper, and the keeper of " the Tiger " , announced a recess for half an hour. ( The crowd went into the good things prepared, and Itough was not a whit j behind the rest, lie dived into the i venison, the oyster pie, and the "chick- K cn-fixcns," until he could eat no more with any degree of safety to himself? not forgetting to wash down the whole | with liberal potations of brandy. Refreshment over, labor bade fair to commence in right down earnest.? The dealer took off his coat, rolled up j his sleeves, and seated himself. Rough , squared himself at thc-table, and again drew the ponderous wallet. All eyes ( were now turned upon him : for spectators. natrons of f.bo oatnlilialimont , J ? I and even bankers themselves looked | for a tall game. Rough drew troni one of the pockets of the capacious wallet a greasy and rather suspicious looking fivo dollar bill, and called for the worth of it in chips. After scrutinizing it a moment, the dealer tossed it into his drawer, and passctl over a stack of ten , chips to Rough. lie next gave the L cards sundry scientific " fiirts," placed them in the box, and announced " All', Ready !" Rough placed his ten chips j on the ace, and the deal went on.? Some oight or ten cards were drawn out, when an ace came to view on the top of the box, and the dealer immedi- . ately put ten more chips on top of j Rough's pile. Rough let the twenty chips lay upon the ace, and it was not ( long before another one made its ap- j pear an ce, but this time it fell by the ( side of the box, and the dealer " raked j dowu " the entire pile, lie then wait- j ed a few moments in expectation that t tl v.|/v>ta vi?V t UUUIV I j again, but that individual continued resting his chin on the palm of his . hand, and gazing abstractedly on the t ace. " Well," said the " leg," " aint you going to bet a.iy more?" "Nary red ? I'm broke?flat!" said liough. c The "leg1' laid bade in his chair, and in a tone of the most profound as-} tonishment said, " The deuce you are ? i And I pledged myself to giveyou mojiey enough to carry you home, in ciise you got broke!" I " You did that same, old boss!" I 44 Where do you live?" i 44 At Brownsville, up the river." ! " What will it cost to take you there if" J " At the present stage of water I think I can get up for about fourteen ( dollars." Such a shout jvs went up at this juncture \ra* never before heard within the 1 walls of a Faro-room!?while with i great good humor the 44 leg " counted j out the four cen dollars. 44 My friend," said lie to Hough, 44 it is not every day one meet s a patron'8 like you. Go and help yourself to an-J other drink of brandy and water, and a cigar. Whenever yon coine to town again, give us a call. Call often?you will find the latch-string out. I wish you a safe journey. Give my respects ai to your wite and children. J?ye, bye!" 1 tough didn't shrink otic iota from bisrailer}', but took the proffered drink tj and cigar. 441 say," said be, as he held the door ajar, 441 wish you better luck with the next green-looking ens- ?1 toiner that comes along; but before yon oi make such a bargain with him, jest as- tl ccrtniu where he live*, nud the size of\ /its pile /"?and so Baying, he disappeared amid the guffaws of the crowd, in which the dealer himself heartily joined. Doesticki gets Married. "We've taken a partner for life, and L've got a wife. In my room a pair of Drown gaiters occupy the corner where >ur boot-jack used to bang, and we flatter ourselves that I've made a good bargain in the exchange. I now take i renewed interest in the piece of beef, and we bully our butcher with the air of a respectable married man. We buy my potatoes now myself, and wo are not to be bamboozled out of my Bpare change by anybody. But I am not a " malefactor," and I did not go on a "train." We have finished all my " trains," and I henceforth claim for ouiself the name of a correct and sober individual. Beer we will not take into mv mouth, and onr lips shall be sealed when the festive " cocktail " would tempt me to indulge, nor shall the social " cobbler," or the genial " julip," or the seductive "smash " induce me to fracturo our resolution. Ourself is the best judge of the proprieties of my domestic life. Triangle, avaunt! Jones, get thee behind me! Marcweiglit, arint thee! Tying, my jolly joker, not even with thee will I take our accustomed "nip." "II. W. B.," we esteem thee as my ff ionil ami nni* lnnnen K..* *> ivuvt HUM VUI JVWOV/ Wlltl 1UUIUI ^ Ulll thou and I, Ilenry. have taken our last ''swig'' from your little private wicker bottle. Deimouico's shall know us 110 more, and at Matara's shall I never again comfort ouiself with my middy iherrv which did not 60 much refresh ns. t)epart from us, Arnold ! tempt ne not. Wo are now a Benedict, and I am letermined to become respectable, steady, and serious. I have invented an anti bachelor's multiplication table, which we have learned by heart, and which I commend to the careful consideration of our readers? Twice two " smashes " buys a box of lair pins. Twice three " cobblers " buys a pair )f earings, (cheap.) Twice four " lagers " buys a pair of gloves, (female.) Twice fivo Ujulips" buys a breastpin, (female.) Twice six " punches " buys a linen collar, (female.) Twice seven " ulos" buys a pair of shoes, (female.) Twice eight " toddies " buys a calico dress, (with cloth enough for a basque and pantalettes.) Twice nine 4t bitters" buys a summer bonnet, (and leaves a trifle towards the veil and trimmiings.) Twice ten " sangarees " buys a pair of stays, (machine stitched, with patent eyelets and embroidered down the neck.) Twice eleven " slings " buys a collar and undersleeves, (and leaves a balance towards the fringe.) Twice twelve "brandy straights" ire good for hooped skirt, (light house size,) two pairs of long stockings, and i silk parasol. And so on through, Gliding up with ? Twelve times twelve baskets of champagne pays house rent for a year, and leaves a margin. It's astonishing how much I've learned of the mysteries of feminine apparel n ten days. X know that the dear neaturea trim their bonnets with bundation muslin ; that it takes three jreadths and a half to make a dress, md the lower edge of their white skirts s always hem-stitched with lacc-work. Good-bye, Bachelordom. We area narried individual, though still as cv>r, with a considerable reservation, Yours, Doesticks, P. B. A Pertinent Question.?The streets >f Memphis, Tennessee, it would appear from the abuse lavished upon hem by the city papers, arc in a very amcntable condition. The Bulletin mblishcs the following, which is t 1 1 11 * " " vouuueu ior. - j\. lew days ago, as a ady was coming down Madison strcei o the depot, she overheard a darkey alking kindly to his mules?'"Getup, let, get np, child?me and you will ;et to Heaven yet, for hauling cotton l.er de.se streets!" The lady came i oine, and told her little boy what the t arkcy was saying to his mules. The i ttlc hoy listened, and after think- I )g a while, he said : 44 Ma, if the 1 ray man goes to Heaven, where will ie Mayor and Aldermen go, for hav- ' ig such dreadful streets." j J A Colloquy.?4* JIow do you do Mr. | raith ?" 11 44 Do what ?" j | 44 How do you find yourself?" 441 never lose myself." 44 How do you feel?" 44 Pretty smooth, I guess?feel of me nd see." 44 Good morning, Mr. Smith." 44 It's rather a had one, wet and nas-! f" A dhunken Dutchman by the name , f Cain, staggering through the streets ! ie day, was asked if he was the man i lat slew his brother ? 44 No," said he, I was the oue that got slewed." < Almost a Know Nothing.?A man, near Crockett, Texas, was recently diggng a well, when it caved in upon h'ra. After he was extractod from it his first exclamation was?"I came nigh being a Know Nothing theb 1" 44 How so?" asked his rescuer. w Why, the papers say they go into a hole and pull it in alter them," was the reply. A littlk urchin, on being arraigned for playing marbles on Sunday, was asked: 44 Do you know where those little boys go who are wicked enough to play marbles on Sunday ?" replied, "Yes, some on 'era goes to the common, and some on 'em goes down by the side of tho river yonder." Old Mrs. Pilkins was reading the forpicn hv a inrnari'ivu! ' Pnthm is declining," exclaimed the old lady ; "Well, I thought as much, the last thread I U6ed was remarkably feeble." A Jkrseyman gives the following advice to gardeners : " To cure hens from scratching up your garden beds, cut their dainty 6cratchers off, just below their heads." The Detroit Tribute says a loving couple were married at Albian a few days since and having no money they paid him with two bushels of black walnuts! TnE STRONGEST KIND OF A HINT.? A young lady asking a gentleman to pee if one of her rings will go'on his little finger. RATES OF ADVERTISING OF TUB GREENVILLEPRESS. TIIE undersigned proprietors of Tiie Southern Enterprise and The Patriot and Mountaineer, respectfully state that they have Adopted the following standard RATES OF ADVERTISING, which will in every instanec he adhered to: FEB SQUARE OF 13 LINES, OR LESS, 1 insr'n, $ 75 18 insr'ns, $5.00 35 insr'ns, $7.05 2 insr'ns, 1.25 19 insr'ns, 6.20 30 insr'ns. 8.10 3 insr'ns, 1.50 20 insr'ns, 5.4i? 37 insr'us, 8.25 4 insr'ns, 1.75 21 insr'ns, 6.00 38 insr'ns, 8.40 6 insr'ns, 2.00 22 insr'ns, 6.80 39 insr'ns, 8.65 6 insr'ns, 2.25 28 insr'ns, G.00 40 insr'ns, 8.70 7 inor'ns, 2.60 24 insr'ns, 0.20 11 insr'ns, 8 85 8 insr'ns, 2.76 25 insr'ns, 0.40 42 insr'ns, 9.00 0 insr'ns, 3.00 20 insr'ns, 6.00 13 insr'us, 9.10 iu insr'ns, S.2? 27 ir.rr'r.s, 0.75 44 insr'ns. 9 20 11 insr'ns, 3.50|28 insr'ns, 0.9O 45 insr'ns, 9.30 | 12 nisi* no, 8.7ft 29 insr'ns, 7.06 46 insr'tia, 9.4t> 13 insr'ns, 4.00 30 insr'ns, 7.20 47 insr'ns, 9.50 14 insr'ns, 4.20 31 insr'ns, 7.85 48 imr'ni, 9.CO 16 insr'ns, 4.40 32 insr'us, 7.60 49 insr'ns, 9.70 16 insr'ns, 4.60 33 insr'ns, 7.65 60 insr'ns, 9.80 17 insr'ns, 4.80 34 insr'ns, 7.80 51 insr'ns, 9.90 62 insertions, *10. Obituary Notices over 12 lines in length, and Tributes of Respect, will be charge.! fo: at advertising rates. Advertisements not limited will be inserted till ordered out, and charged for every insertion. Advertising bills amounting to twentyfive dollars for the year, will be allowed a discount of five per cent; those amounting to fifty dollars, teu per cent; seventy-five dollars, fifteen per cent; one hundred dollars, and over, twenty per cent. JOB WORK payable on delivery. PRICE A McJUN KIN, For The Southern Enterpriae. O. E. F.LFORD, For The Patriot and Mountaineer. January 12lh, 1858. T. W. DAVIS, Watchmaker & Jeweler, ^ TAKFS the liberty to announce t<> the citizens of Greenville, and (r?' jfflilir surrounding country, that he prepared to do all manner of work in his line of business, such as Watch, Clock and Jewelry Repairing, all of which shall be done in the neatest manner. Watch Wheels, Pivots, Pinions, Jewels, Screws, Hands, Glasses, all done at the shortest notice, nnd in a workmanlike manner. Please give him a trial, and you will he pleased. lie also makes JEWELRY to order, such as Gold Guard, Fob Sc. Vest Chain*, All kinds of GOLD BUTTONS, such as Bosom. Sleeve and Collar Buttons. All kinds of Hair Work Trimmed in the neatest stylo. Ilia work cannot be surpassed in this part of the country. His shop may be found at the Goodlctt House, in the room formerly occupied by Messrs. Bailey it Owen. Greenville, July 80, 1857. 12 tf tfDEH IK ft A ITS, CABINET JUAKEK, GREENVILLE, S. C. Nearly oj>fto*ite the Post Office, Avenue Street, ; mmnue^ respectfully ?- . SJjSSSEjjtlio citizens of Greenville and the adjoining Districts, that he has returned t from the State Fair at Columbia, (where he < received the first premium for hi* edogantly ' finished Bureau, which was admired by eve ' ry one.) and is now prepared to execute . \LL ORDERS IN HIS LINE. He has, t dso, on hand A LARGE STOCK OK < l**UlitNlTURE, ?hich will ho 3old ut price j* o suit the times. lie returns his thanks for past favors, and , te hopes, by giving constant attention to lis business, to receive a liberal share of the ' jublic patronage. Nov. 10--28 ly. ' CHARLES HICKEY, ! (Suecrator to A'nuinuei Currant,) l mani:kactukku ok t LOOKING GLA88, PORTRAIT ; And Picture Frames. > AND DKALKR IN I -OOKINGQLASS PLATES, ' BRACK ETH. WW DO W CORNICES, LiOOM MOULDINGS, &C. \ X54 kino btrkjct, OIIARLE8TOJJ, S. C. XW Old Frames lte gilt equal to new. S/?\ April 30 61 ly AT THE GREENVILLE COACH FACTORY, Mailt Street. Ifext the Bridge, THE Largest and Best Stock of CARRIAGE GOODS AND MATERIAL ever offered for sale in the State, selected carefully and especially for Carriage Manufacturers. A large stock and best variety of Axles for Buggies, Carriages and Wagons; common and best tempered Steel Springs; Black and Colored Enamel and Patent Dash Leather; Black and Colored Enamel Cloths, Drills and Ducks; Oil and Brussels Carpet; Buckrams and Russia Sheetings; Lute, Manilla and Chenille Mats; Brass and Silver Point and Sand Bands ; Brass, Silver, Bone and Japan Nails; Silk and Worsted broad and narrow Laces; Silk, Worsted and Cotton Fringes; Bent Hickory Shaftsj Buggy seat Sticks; and a complete assortment of Mallablo Castings. Carriage Makers arc particularly requested to call and examine our stock. For sale cheap by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY k CO. HUBS AND SPOKES. WE arc now prepared to supply Manufacturers with the best Morticed Hubs and Turned Spokes, of our own manufacture, and w&rranteu. For sale by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY k CO. CLOTHS AND DAMASKS. A LARGE lot of Blue, Drab and Green Cloths; German, Fancy, Cotton and AllWool Damasks. For sale by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY k CO. CARRIAGE MAKERS' AND CAR. RENTERS' TOOLS. A LARGE stock and variety of ?he best Tools made, and a few setts fancy Rosowood and Boxwood Planes. For enle by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY k CO. IRON! IRON!! IRON!!! NOW on hand, the largest stock of Iron ever offered in this market: Spartanburg Iron and Costings; King's Mountain Iron; English Tim. fti-nla. . Q?.. tf wu.ivu EM vo , jvuuuu , kn^unrv j Iiurst* Shoe; llalf Round*; Half Oval#; Band Iron and IIoop Iron; Spring Steel; Steel Tire, Sweede# and Hammered, for wagons, tires and plantation work. On hand, olienp for cash, 6,000 lhs. Rusted Plow Moulds, best North Carolina Iron. For sale by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY & CO. STEEL! STEEL!! STEEL!!! 'VTAYLOB^ SAUXDEKSOX <V JESSUP*S best il Cast-Steel?square, octagon, round and flat ?for fine edge tools, axles and drills. German and Tttisfcr Steel, for plantation work. For sale by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY ai CO. 3,000 L B S. GRIND S TO EE. ASSORTED sizes, suitable for Farmers and Mechanics. For sale cheap by GOWER. COX, MARKLEY & CO. OX 1IAND fcA AAA LBS. best Black Florida Moss and Curled Huir, picked, in bags. For sale by GOWER, COX. MARKLEY tfc CO. SAND PAPER AND GLUE. 1~ ARGE assortment of tho Diamond FliutSaiul M..J Pnper, best article made, for sale by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY CO. PAINTS. OILS, WINDOW GLASS AND PUTTY. OlflliiL i large assortment Paints, Oils, Ac. Pure, Extra and No. 1 White Leads; Raw and oi.ed Lindseed Oila ; Winter, tjperm. Solar, Lamp, Xoat# Foot, Olive and Tanners' Oil#; Coacn Body and Copal Varnish ; Japan, Aspalfilm nntl Tjtftthop Vamlol? . ?- ? >.|>iiiu i ur|it;iii ino : Greens; Yellows; Blues; Lakes; l'inks; Dropblack; Lampblack; Red ; Spanish Brown ; Umber; Suawa ; French Ochre, <fcc. American and French Window Glass, Putty and Whitening. For sale by GOWER, COX, MARIvLEY it CO. HE A VY (0 SHELF IIA11D WARE. A LARGE and well selected stock For sale cheap by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY & CO. SCRE WS/ SORE WS ! / /'| \ A GROSS of the Improved Gimblet Point U V 'U Screws. For sale by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY k CO. SA WSI SAWS ! ! nOF. <t Ca's Celebrated Cast Steel Mill Saws; Rowland's Mill, Cross Cut and Tennon Saws; Hand, Panncl and Ripping Saws; Brass and Blue Back Saws; a complete assortment of Webb Saws, with and without frames. Forsnlo by GOWER, COX, MARKLEY k CO. Jan 7 3 tf IIOWA K *> A fcfli O "c I A T HON, PHILADELPHIA. A Benevolent Institution, established by tpeciid endowment for the relief of the tick and distressed, afflicted with Virident and Epidemic diseases. rI n) all persons afflicted with Sexual Diseases, A such as Spermatorrhea, Seminal Weakness, Impotence, Gonorrhoea, Gleet, Syphilis, tlio Vice ?f Onanism, or Self Abuse, Ac., ic. The HOWAlll) ASSOCIATION, in view of .llO awflll ilnal Hinli/vn et I...?? * " ui luuiuii hip, canscu ny Sexual Diseases, and (ho deceptions practised up>n the untortunate victims of such diseases by Quacks, liave directed their Consulting Surgeon, is a charitable act worthy of their name to give ikoicsl advice or.vtis, to all pers ins thus afHict?d, who apply by letter, with a description of heir condition, (age occupation, habits of life, be.,) and in cases of extreme poverty and suf ering, to furninh medicine* free of chary*. It is leedlesa to add toat liie Associaiiou command* he highest Medical skill of the age, and will furti?h the most approved modern treatment. The Directors, on a review of the past, feel a* Hired that their labors in this sphere of beoevo ent effdrt, have been of great benefit to the af lieted, especially to the young, ami they have esolved to devote themselves, with renewed :eal, to this very important hut much despised iause. Just Published, by the Association, a Report in flpennatorrh'PB, or Seminal Weakness, the rice of Onanism, Masturbation or Self-Abuse, and ither Disease# of the Seiual Organs, by the Con ultjng Surgeon, which will be sent by mail, (in i sealed letter envelopo), Free of Charge, or the eeeipt of TWO STAMPS for postage. By order of the Directors. Address, for Report or Treatment, DR. QEO. t CAT.HOIIM, Consulting Surgeon, Howard lusociatiou. No. 2 South NINTH Street, Philaklphia, Pa. EZRA D. HEARTWEI,h, President Geo. F.waeiiitr>, Secretary. ?eb ^ 3 j ly V* 1. IV?. 943 Kt WOULD NOW INVITE ATTENTIi ASSORTED STO FALL A IV O Dlf ? OF THIS SEASONS BALES OF PLANTATION BLANKETS i All Wool Plains " Schyle's Georgia Kerseys ana Plains " low-prtee Georgia Kerseys and Plains " Red, Blue and Grey Flannels " White Twill Flannels " 6-4, 8-4, 10 4 11-4 Brown^Sheelings " Schyle s Stripe Georgia Usnauurgs " heavy Cotton Osnaburgs u heavy 4-4 Brown Shirtings " Sea Island Brqwn Shirtings heavy 8-4 Brown Skirting*, nt 6^?ts. " heavy Brown pottun Drilling " Suj>erfine Brown Cotton Drilling RICH FALL AND WI SUPER 4-4 FRENCH AND ENGLISH CHINTZ " 4-4 Cashmere Pattern Bkintaj " 4 4 Scotch and English Ginghams Choice Printed and Plain Challys Choice Stripe and Plaid Poplins for Fall "VN ear Super Printed French Delains and Cashmeres Choice Printed French DpLaina for Children Plain French DeLnins and Cashmeres, all shades Oct 29-24-tf READ! READ!!, READ!!! IT WILL TAKE YOU HUT A FEW MINUTE8, AND MAY SAVE TOU MANY YEARS OF BUFFERING ! Carter's Spanish Mixture! THE GREAT PURIFIER OF THE BLOOD! The Beat Alterative Ever TetDiscovered! Physicians prescribe it, and entry one that uses it it a walking advertisement. No Medicine ever yet offered to the American public has gained eucb popularity in to short a time at CARTER'S SPANISH MIXTURE! It will Cure any case of Scrofula. It will Cure any case of Rheumatism. It will Cure any case of Syphilis. It will Cure any case of Salt Rheum. It will Cure any case of Neuralgia. It will Cure any cuss of Fever and Ague, Or anv Diseases arising from nn impure state ol the Blood. SCROFULOUS READER! It cured the neice of the Hon. John Minor liotU, a member of Congress from Virginia, of /Scrofula, after the skill of the best Physicians. both of Now York and Philadelphia, had been tried in vain ; and it will cure yen, reader, if you are so affected. RHEUMATIC READER i It cured D. Bnrritt, E?q., of Cincinnati, of Rheumatism of 4 yenrs standing, nftcr all other remedies had failed. We have hundreds of srteh certificates. Call on the Agent and get a Rook and Circular, and read for yourself the many remarkable and astonishing cures it has made. SYPHILITIC READER! The celebrated l)r. Butcher writes us that lnliad two of the most severo and long standing cases of Syphilis that would yield to no of the usual remedies, but he cured one case i li -ox, and the other with nine bottles of CA.U'Th'J^S S I1 AXIS If MIXTURE. We have known if used in over a Tiiocsasp cares, and have yet t<> hear of a failure in any case. YE SHAKING THOUSANDS RRA1> ! Aouk amp Fkvkr.?Do not take Quinine, Merenry, or any such noxious Drugs, but try at once this great Alterative and Purifier of the Blood ; Carter t Sjtanieh Mixture will cure any and every case of Ague and Fever. We have never yet known it to fail. And for all Diseases arising from an impure state of the Blood, no medicine has ever yet been found to have so good an effect. Tf you "are sick, try it at once; do not delay ; time is precious, and health the greatest of all blessings, without which all else is valueless. DB. YVM. S. BEERS A CO., PnoPKiKTORs, Richmond, Va. And for sale by K KUUTCH, Druggist, Agent, Greenville C H., 8. C. 8-ly May 28 IBOTlfiMMS m 18 3P1IILILS And PlKBiiti Bittern. , rIMIE best Family Medicine now before the -L public, for the cure of Scrofula, Ulcer*, Scurvy, or Eruption* of the Skin, Fever and Aijhc, Dyepepeia, l)rop*y, and in fact meet all diseases soon yield to their curative properties. It i)AS been computed that, during the last twenty five years, upwards of four millions of persona havo been benefitted by the use of these medicines ; a fact whicli speaks volume* in favor of their curative properties?a single trial will place them beyond the reach of competition the estimate of every patient By their use th.i Uood U restored to a healthy Mate, and freed from nil impurities The system is uot reduced during their operation, out invigorated, and they reqniro no restraint from butineoJ or pleasure. * # The afflicted have, in thete medciine*. a remedy that trill do for them all that medicine can pouihly effect. Frepared by W. B. MofTat. M. D., Proprietor, New York. And for sale by W. II. HOVEY, Greenville, S. C. Sep 17 19 tf I II U lYTUHDll w? ill llillllil/Ll II) j'lMIANKFUL FOR PAST FAVORS, BEOS > I to my, that all kinds of HAIR WORK of every variety of atvle of braiding, will be Ornamented or Mounted with Gold, in the neatest , manner, and returned to those at a distance per maii or otherwise, on directed. (Hair can be ocr.t hiin in letter j?er mail.) Bow Breast Pins, Neck- , laces. Bracelets, hide. Vest and Guard Chains, Cross**, Finger Rings, Ear Kings, Ac., of various patterns, put up neatly, and any article admiti ting the name of the owner engraved thereon, ; shall, for the engraving, be free of extra charge. lie also makes and repairs all kinds of Jewelry; J i mounts willi gold or silver the liced* of Walking anes ; mutches hpeetaole Glasses; and, last- ' ly hntjruuet on all manner of flat*. Offirr fl<) yordt k'a*t yf oW Court Jfoute, and a fern purrs ffrtm the Knlrrpriee Office. 1 Greenville, 8. C., June 2ft, '67. 7-tf W. P. PRICE, ~~ I NOTARY PUBLIC, ' ANO CLERK OF TOWN COUNCIL, 1 OFFICE IN THE OLE COUET HOUSE, ya tii-tsin, o- (a. Will promptly attend to the collection of Notes , and Accounts, settling Claims Ac. I'1 1.1 U'II I'M I ! r f Street, v k TON, S. O, 9iV rt) ^r/5 LARGE AND FULLY CK *F FRESH i WIN TER @osi, ? IMPORTATION. Cases of Blue, Grey and Steel-Mixed SATINETS" low-price Satinets " low-price Kentucky Jeans " cheap Long Cloths " Servants' heavy Bleached Shirtings " Cambric Long "Cloths " Superfine 7-8 Blenched Shirtings ' 8-4,1(M, J1 4 and 12 4 Bl'ch'd Sheeting, " English Prints, at 8$ eta. " good Fur Calico, at 6} eta. " Super English Dress Prists 11 cheap Ginghams " Bleached Twill Jeans " low-price Muslin Detains NTBR DRESS GOODS. Plain Union DoBage, at 12+ eta. Plain All "Wool DeBnge, all shadea Rich Side Stripe Printed French Caalimerea Rich Cashmere Riding and Walking Robes Rich Chally Walking Robes Misses Chally Byndere Robes Cashtncr<s DeLain, and Chally Byadere Fatternn A. F. BROW^mfi. Helmbold'e Genuine Preparation or HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU, For Diseases of the Bladder, Kidneys, Gravel, Drop sy, Weakness, Obstruction, Secret Diseases, Female omplahtts, and all Diseases of the Sexual Organs, Arising from Excesses and Imprudencies in life, and removing all Improper Discharges from the Bladder, Kidneys, or Sexual Organs, whether existing in 1KL&&IS ?13, ITISUfcLSUM, From whatever cause they may have originated, AND NO MATTER OF HOW LONO STANDING Giving Health and Floor (o the Frame, and Bloom to the Pallid Cheek. Joy to the Afflicted?! It cures Nervous and Debilitated Sufferers, and removes all the Symptoms, among which will be found Indisposition to Exertion, Loss of Power, Loss of Memory, Difficulty of Breathing, General Weakness, Horror of Disease, Weak Nerves, Trembling, Dreadful norror of Death, Ntirllt Stt'pfti PaIiI FaoF - ;0... ?i> m>siuiun?, mmnew of Vision, Languor, Universal lassitude of the Muscular System, Often Enormous Appetite. with Dyspeptic Symptoms, Hot Hauda, Flushing of tho Body, Dryness of the Skin, Pallid Countenance, and Eruptions on the Face, Pais in the Back, Heaviness of the liyeiids, Frequently Black Spots Flying before the Eyes, with Tftnporatr Suffusion and Loss of Sight, Meruit of Attention, Great Mobility, Restlessness, with Horror of Society. Nothiug is more desirable to such patients than solitude, and nothing they more dread for fear of themselves ; no repose of manner, no earnest ness, no speculation, bat a hurried Transition from one question to another. These symptoms if allowed to go on?which this medicine invariably removes?soon follows JjOtn of Potrer, F<Uuit?/ and Kpilepiir Fit ?in one of which the patient may expiry. W'Lo ran say that Ilie60 excesses are not frequently followed by those direful diseases?TNBAN/tY AN J) CONSUMPTIONt Tho records of Intane A*y turn*, and the melancholy deaths of Conmmptioti, heal- ample witness to the truth of these assertions. In Lunatic Asylumsthe most melancholy exhibition appears, fho countenance ia actually sodden niuf quite destitute?neither Mirth or Grief ever visits it Should a sound of the voice occur, it is rarely articulate. " With woful measures wan despair Low sullen sounds his grief beguiled." Debility is most terrible! and has brought thousands upon thousands to untimely graves, thus blasting the ambition of many noble youths. Jt can be cured by the use of this INFALLIBLE REMEDY. If you are suffering with any of the above dls tressing ailments, the FLUID EXTRACTSU CHU will cure you. Try it, and be convinced of its efficacy. Hnearr of Qnark Noetrum* and Quack Doctor?, who falsely boast of abilities and references. Citizens know and avoid them, and save Long Suffering, Money and Kxposnre, by sending or calling for a bottle of this Popular and Specific Remedy. It allays nil pain ana inflammation, is perfectly plearant in its taste and odor, but immediate in its action. Helmbold's Extract Buchu Ts prepared d'uectly according to the Rules of ra&HMACT AMD OMSMTDTMY, with the greatest accuracy and Chemical knowledge and care devoted in its combination. See Professor Dkwkb's Valuable Works on the l*rsctice of Physic, and most of the late Standard Works of Medicine. One hunJ^S" dollars will be pafi\d any Miysician w?? c*n Prove th*1 the Medicine ever injured a Patient th? Alimony of thousanda can be prod need to prove tnav it P1,6** 8??^Cases of from one week to thirteen years' stand' ing have been effected. The mass of VOLUNTARY TKSTIMONY in possesaion of tha Proprietor, vouching its virtues and oarative powers, ia immense, embrsoing names well known to SCIENCE AND FAME. 100,000 Bodies Have Been Raid, And not a single instance of a failure hat been reported. ' I rorsonaiiy appeared before me, an Alderman of the city of Philadelphia, H. T. II ELM BOLD, Chemist, who, being dnly aworn, doea say, thai thia preparation eontaina no Nareotie, Mercury or injurious I)n>g, but are purely Vegetable. H. T. HELM BOLD, Bole Manufacturer. oworu nu subscribed btfors rw tLii 22d i&jat November, 1854. WM. P. 111BBARD, Alderman. Price $1 per Bottfe, or Si* for $0, Deliver-, ed to any Addreet. Accompanied by reliable aud responsible Certi% Scatee from Professors of Medioal Colleges, Clar-. rymen md others. Prepared and sold by H. T. HELMBOLD, Practical and Analytical Chtmtt, So. 02 South Tenth St., bklow Chk*tkut^ Asbcmbly Buildings, Phila. BT To be had of Dra. J. H. Dban, Km A [/ON.i and M. B Eabi.k, Druggists, Greenville,. 9. 0.. and of all Druggists and DaalelW thieegh>tit the United StaUa, Canada* and British Pro* Beware o? Ca?sf?rfelU. Ask for HXLMBOUVS-Ttkd no Other CURBS OU ARAN TEED. July 2 If