~~~ [From tkM? Spirit of the A#?.}
Delivered before the Bifalutinian Society
on the 35 th ofSluvernJber.
, DkLICTABLR AND ICPBknMMWiATE
Hkabsbs?" Lend mo your ears," for
the short space of no time st all most
hardly, and I'll expatiate, substantiate,
equivocate, prevaricate and expluvicate
my idee right down on your caputs
as M thick as brickbats on a raeetiif
house," in proee and rymcs about matters,
iniug? and curious time*: I appear
before you the very quintessence
of good humor and hapniness. I'm as
mikl as a domesticated giraffe, and
" harmless as n thunder-storm before
bray deak." Idi the individual thai
snperobstrncted the extremity of the
Nortn Pole with my old hat* to pre
A, ; i_ i* i
vein uie wiiiub irom escaping ana congealing
your liberality. My great,
great Grandmother says that Tin degenerated
from old Vulcan, who con
fabricates tire and lovoander way down
in tho lowest pits of ?? Mount Vesuvions,
and blows it out to warm the
folks of Constantinople, the capital ol
the Lilliputians. I've got my brought
en up in various places, but tho most
painful place I ever was brought up to
was the whippin' post. I aint got over
it yet. My edification and larnin, like
myself, has been most wohilly neglected?therefore
1 didn't rise before this
conflugious conflagration, to exploficuato
in the hyporastical language of a
Milton,or in thesouLshivoring, gizzardtickling
strains of a Washington, but
in the melliflous excoriations of Demosthenes
when exploding simultaneously
on the William Mot Proviso
Bill.
I'de like very much to address you
extemporaneously, but as I'm just geN
ting about Irom a hard shake of the
delirium tremendously. I'll spoke rather
outrageously. Lxcnse this little
piwMiinlnpnrv t JmQunnlAirv oAnnot*nl?/?
V.>V~?<IVV?< J |y... KOVVIV'CIJ WllbVIIIIU^
myself, and 1*11 proceed to cues and
discuss my subject somewhat pliilosofically.
categorically, gramattically, poetically,
logically, inetaphvsicaiiy, nypotbetically,
hyperbollically, hyperti!ftbustically,
and to the best of my hypcrabilitv.
What I'm agoing to speak
about I'll allude to 'fore I get through.
01 that my pen were dipped in the
dyes of the rainbow?plucked from the
wings of somo turkuv buzzard soaring
alott in some atmospherical atmosphere,
that I might explanify all snperflisti
cuities, from Mathematics and Ueometricks
up to these big polly ticks ; then
down to the reason why a tad pole's
tail drops off when he turns to a hoppin'
minimal vulgarly called a b?cattle
frog.
O, how my cogebontive cogebontation
is cogebontified when I think of
Old Buck's big kingdom. This is a
monstrous country, sartin ; and wc can
lick the man that says it ain't?kase
nobody's g-.vine to say so. Haven't we
the lar-gest mountains, the tallest rivers,
the fattest horses and the fastest women
of any people- this side of sundown ??
Wc are the very bifuslicated old Ilarry
to light, too. Wc wliiin>od?>ld Encr
land and Great Britain too, time of the
Revolutionary war ;?then the skinflint
Mexicans insulted Uncle Sam's
digniflcation?he became binetoneflcd
?sent Old Rough and Ready on n
telegraphical telegraph 'lectritied with
lectritying lectricity?lie swam the Rio
Grandaddy and marched around the
syllabubs of Buenner Vistcr and lio
over on the Mexicans 'like a thousand
of bricks. What you reckon he done
when lie got.tliar ( Why lie jist simply,
accidentally somehow or other on
fmrpose whacked off Sainty Anny's
eg, " and as he plucked the cursed
steel away " San Jehoakim! how the
Mexicans did run?and if General
Scott hadn't been eating his soup
wouldn' have left a piece of 'em big as
the white a nigger's eye. If Old Nebicanezzer
and Bigbelzebub was dead,
wo could whip all creation afore break
fast and the rest of mankind reinedintely
afterwards. If that ain't so, yon
can take my moustache for a chintz
pasture.
You may ask why we are such tarnation
tVdlm-a tjt fi<rlil T nuau-ni. ! >
?- "ft"" ' ' I H'*.
language of Kyron :
" Bck:we wc stick to each other through thick
* and thin.
Like a lean tick to a nigger'* shin."
We have had some circninfcrostical
times, aartain. You all do recogunciate
tl'9 hypoorastical time when the
wheelbarrow of this inagneticaf Republican
got scared at " Uncle Tom's Cal>in
"?run off?broke the axle tree
against secession, and somethin' were
gwvnc to bust, if Daniel Webster
hadn't grubbed tho wheel, and cried
ont in conflugiastic tones of thunder,
Wo! you tar mil long eared critter you,
Wo! Onions now, and forever, one and
insufferable. Wasn't he a liypcrdondronical
fellow.
Some folks say the Britishers can
whip us on the waters. If I was a
President, I'll toll you what I would
do?I'de stop up the Muddiasyppy
River, and cut a cnnal right hoinoloj.ua
through the Atlantic sen, and
rain it all into daddy's mill dani, and
I'll pond if we wouldn't hnvo Vrn then
aiaJF ...
"SSKfSSSKESSSS
on?law M?.y I WouWo't we ootoK ,
lota of fisb 9 Than where the ocean \
nee to waa^plant ? JrJah tatert
and ptmkins. That^ what I call u Internal
Imprudence." I don't believe
In these Internal Imprudences, and particularly
these Eternal ones, aich as
sons of temptation. They takes away
a man's abilities?they say we should
not drinkJpood liquor?-its our worst
enemy. Thunder ahd coticobe! Why
we is commanded to love our enemies,
and I go hr &r jost ponring It down.
There's another tribe of imprudence I
don't like, and that are these Infernal
ones?sich as steam gines run by railroad
gines?I rid on one once, and the
way it did blow 1 I felt as my curioe[
ity would excite my auimositv?it got
to tnrnin and turned.so fast till it came
! to a tnrn in the road it almost made
4 1 I _
nre p?? go inrougn a vigorous pro'
cess of tiphcavel. But in spite of all
> these injuries our country is just succeeding.
Soon our American Eagle
" that has so often " glanced in the ris
I ing and setting sun " will unfold his
pluniigorous pinions and evolvorate
! through the trackless regions of cthorialized
spacitude, and insert its extri'
eating bill into the extremity of the
; North Pole, and spread his epidemic
' wings over all this sublunary terrence,
like an antiquated specimen ot female
1 shanghighcty docs her infantile poultry.
The next upon the programme is
" mattero-mouev. Everylx>dy is trying
' to get married that can, and them that
' can't is trying too. My catalogue says
' that Mr. Adam was the first man that
was put in the garden ot Edom. Ada.u
thought there was something lacking?
he }>erambulatcd its umbrageous walks
" from early moon till dewy eve."
" He shed whole pints of bitter tears
And wiped 'em on his sleeve."
Miss Eve stepped in one evening, i
and then Adam was in Paradise.?
Adam asked her would she have him, i
and she didn't say like the women do i
no.w-a-days?"go ask pa;"?but she
said, yes sir'ce ! Then Adam led her to ]
the conjugal altar of hyineniality and i
there they became otic and the same I
animal, except Eve, like most of women
got a little longer tongue than
Adam, and as they very uphoniouslv
express it " woman's privilege," and if
you don't believe they take a " privl- ,
lege" with it?just make one mad if
.. .. .1 .1 I Ml
you uare, ana sncii use you up ft nitie
of the quickest; but fur all that women
is one of the greatest things that ever
wore sh slippers. O! woman!
woman !! woman f!! how I do love
you. O!?I?pslmw 1 I can't ex prossify
myself?1 love you better than a
dog does his dinner. Why my great
Grandmother was a woman. And the
gals too are galvanizing all the boys?
is such things to be improfastinatcd ?
My dear friend, were you ever in love?
Jerusalem! but yon were in a predicarism.
i fell in love once. I felt as
if I was at the end of a rope kicking
the air, with cat in my hat and a
peek ot yaller jackets under my wuisteoat
1" Double disMlled cssenco of
sour cronght 1 but the gal was magnetizing?she
was mild as a domesticated
hyeuer?she walked like an unchanted
goal in?the amaranthine splendors of
her radiant physiognomy impeted lactiferous
cogitations and artrious soiiei ,
tudity to tugitate like apple dumplins
1: at a log rolfm?picked punkins ! how
sue eoiiiu sing?ner voice was sweeter
than the " music of the spheres," or
i the mewing of forty torn cuts all in full
fur for a row. ?>an Jeli>akim ! how she
could play the fiddle?her music was
sweet enough to make l'eggy Ninny
break her fiddle and Apollo to hide
behind the moon?Oh 1 it was the juI
lep of n?y dreams and the noodle soup
1 of my making?that gal! that gal!!
those gal!!!?if I had as many lives as
Plutaich, Fde spend 'em all for her?
yes, I'de commit susancidcs.
The next thing is?something elso.
: Fashions, did you say! It ainberlates
from the highest ranks of men to the
blackest nigger with his ^sundv-go toineetin
shirt on. Why, just look at
the young men now adays, they dress
tine enough to magnetize a mice, and
they'll go into "five cornered phits or
hexagonal hysterics" if they ain't
dressed as fine as a red fiddle with a
blue riblxui in it. 'J hey used to have
these amphibious, sndiferous, great big,
four horse standing collars, high as the
hind end of a Virginia tobacco wagon,
but now the) hav? on institution called
! 15iron#, wide enough to reach from
Phil's kitchen to Hannah's cot*onpatch.
Cigtr* they'll smoke and glasses dash,
Empty poekcts and got no cashFine
kids that save their hands from dirt,
And stately Minis stabled 011 their shirts
With their light legged pants and their
shanghai coals.
And hair on their faces like a parcel of
goals.
But the women?they "disengage
the dilapidaded linen from the in fan- (
tile tree," they're gettin bigger and ,
bigger with this monstrous running institution
called?hoop*. 1
u Hoops when their sturdy cla?p? confine, 1
In brown old ca-ks, the richest wines, <
Are objects of admiration :
But boom as a part of a woman's baggage, I
Are like the whoops of a painted -avago, '
A vile abomination." |
orbicular about their pedal cfctromt- 1
tfoa! * "Why if a fellow wants to walk
with 'em, or court 'em, he ain't got a
half a hack, .
" For instead of timidly drawing near
And pouring into tbe thriUing ear
The flood of kit soul's devotion.
He must stand and bellow in Ibnnder tones, j
Across a half acre of skirts and bones
As if bailing a ship on tbe ocean.
And if by chance tbe maid of bis choice, <
Should faintly bear ber lover's voice
And stoile Iter condescension,
Why he captures a mass of hoops auu '
rings
Skeleton s bones and other tilings
4 Too tedious to mention.'" <
Well, women and cats aro qnarc
-j i_ - ? ?
(juBuriipvus, uihc is ii cms is quadrupeds:
and if they ain't, women is, i
which is catamount to the same thing. 1
I'm opposed to fashions, and especially ,
these darned socks, "but them, that
want's darnin, is the darndest things I
that ever was left undarned," if they
ain't I'll bo bamboozlified all over.? ,
We oughu't to be spending our money 1
for such things, our life is short and
we ought to be savin' of it. As " Scicero
the orotor " who flourished in the (
time of Catelicotlie Conspigirator, very
sententiously observes?
u Cekstoa qui J, horrific acaroum.
Terrors convulsit instnnter tnreum."
And what docsShakspearesay about '
the same thing? " We all soring up
liko asparrow grasses, hop aoout like ,
hop|>er grasses, and lie down and die 1
like jonny horses."
In conclusion?I suppose you are all ,
waiting with great expectation for the termination
ot my historical narrntiou,
for sitting in ono situation without
changing your station, you must be
tired as the nation. Wo arc now about
to make a scatteration nil over this 1
wide ci-eation, some will sink to a high ]
station, others riso to a degradation,
now if von want anv mnro iitinnu at")
? _ ---.J 1
rations, just walk around and we'll 1
liave some nico coalitions and tall flirtations,
for as my friend Horace joyous- ,
Iv remarks,
** Nunc c.hI liilxMiilum, nunc j??de llbero t
1'uUunda plaul-u*. " *
w ... ^
" Tom, why is this copper like a I
Btrong Smell of onions?"
" In faith, Dick, I can't say."
" Why is it like up hill ?"
" Up hill ? why, really now, I don't
think I know." i
" Well, why is it like a bundle
you've just received f'
" Bundle!?just rcceivod !?I can't
sec Dick, \vhv it is." .
" D'ye give it up?"
"Yes." ?
" Yes, you say ; well, why is it like
'yes?'"
" Oh dear! I can't tell, Dick ;?why
is it T*
" Because, yon numscul), it's a cent !*'
?(a scent?ascent?as sent?assent.)
KATES or ADVERTISING
or TIIK
GREENVILLE PRESS.
TIIK undersigned proprietor* of Tur. Southern
entk*r*ikk nnd True Patriot a*i> Mountain kf.r.
rrrprrlfully elntc that tliey have n>l?pteii Ike
following atnndnrd K ATKS OF ADVERTISING,
wliirh will in every inatnnoe lie adhered to:
rca square or 12 lines, or less,
1 inar'n, $ 75 18 inar'n*, f.YOO S3 inar'n*, $7.93
2 inar'na, 1.25 ID inar'na, 5.20 HA inar'na. 8.10 (
3 inar'n*, 1.50 20 in*r'nn, 6.40 37 inar'n*, 8.25 (
4 iusr'na, 1.76 21 inar'n*, 6.AO 38 inar'n*, 8.40
5 inar'n*, 2-00 22 inar'na, 6.80 3D inar'n*, 8.56
6 inar'n*, 2.25 23 iusr'na, fi.OO 44) inar'n*, 8.70 '
7 inar'n*, 2.50 24 inar'na, 6.20 41 inar'na, 8 85
8 inar'na, 2.76 25 inar'n*, 6.40 42 inar'na, 9.00 I
9 inar'n*, 3.00 26 inar'n*, 6.60 4H inar'na, 9.10
10 inar'na, 3.2? 27 inar'n*, 6.76 44 inar'na, 9 20
11 inar'n*, 3.50 28 inar'n*, 6.90 45 inar'n*, 9.SO <
12 inar'na, 3.76 29 inar'na, 7.06 46 inar'na, 9.40
13 inar'na, 4.00 30 inar'na, 7.20 47 inar'na, 9.50 i
14 inar'na, 4.20 31 inar'na, 7.35 48 inar'na, 9.60 <
15 inar'na, 4.40 32 inar'na, 7.60 49 inar'na, 0.70
16 inar'na, 4.60 33 inar'na, 7.65 60 inar'na, 9.80 '
17 inar'na, 4.80 34 inar'na, 7.80 61 inar'na, 9.90
62 inaertiona, 810.
Obituary Xotieea over 12 linea in length, and
Tribute* of Iteapect, will be charged for at advert
iaing rate*.
Advertisement* not limited will l?e Inaerted
till ordered out, and charged for every inaertion.
|y Advertising bill# amounting to twentyfive
dollar# for the year, will be allowed a diecount
of five per cent; those amounting to fifty
dollars, ten per cent; aeventy-fivedollars, fifteen
per cent; one hundred dollars, and over, twenty
per cent,
Jgf* JOB WORK payable on delivery.
PRICE <fr MoJUNKI.V,
For Thr- Southern Kntrrpriw.
O. EL F.LFORP,
For Tht Patriot and Mountaineer.
January 12th, 1868.
CABINET MAHEK, 1
GREENVILLE, S. C.
Fear Iy oppotit* the Port (tffire, Arenas Street,
RESPECTFULLY inform#
^JS&SQgthe citizens of Greenville nnd
the adjoining Districts, that he has returned
from the State Fair at Columbia, (where he :
received the first premium for his elegantly
finished Bureau, which wm admired bv eve
ry one,) and in now prepared to execute
ALL ORDERS IN IIIS LINE. lie baa.
also, on hand A LABGE 8TOCK OF
FURNITURE, which will be sold at price# '
to auit the time*.
lie return* hie thank* for pa?t favora, and
lie hope*, by giving constant attention to '
tin business, to reoe.vea liberal share of the
>ul4ic patronage. Not. 10 ly. f
sctekmwa^rtment of'i
freaoh, XogUtfe Mtd fci?rlw Jewelry,
* >t0
CHARLE8 8MITH, |
WATCHMAKER 4 JEWELER,
U?*7 ^; T-U. ^ T I ' 1
QKKKNVILLX} 8. C.,
Umin Street, nearly Oppotile He Maneion Uoaee,
Respectfully inform* ?h? inhabitant* of
Greenville and vicinity, that he hae jn*t
received and added to hi* already extensive
itock, a large assortment of the aoove named
Article*, eoneisting of
Flu? Sell* e( Frcneh CaMeat,
rell for their nunerinritv ; al*o a choice
rariety, beautifully ornamented with
and Bracelet* to match, (t>elng the latest^ashlon,)
all mounted in heavy gold. Also new pattern* of
Fancy Brooches for Ambrotypee.
A quantity of fashionable Bracelets; heavy solid
Gold Kings, Mosaic Ear-Hi rig", Lockets, btudds,
etc., etc., besides an innumerable assortment of
the roost beautiful Jewelry ever before offered in
Greenville.
llis Stock also comprises a splendid variety of
heavy
Fine English Plnfed Ware,
amongst which mny be found Knives, Forks,
Spoons. Cups, etc., etc., of new ?nrfa/, plated not
npoo German Silver, but upon the genuine
AL.BATA.
Ft is used in the highest circles, and is much preferred
for its great durability.
Also, new fashioned SPECS, with handles and
aithout temples. Very useful and convenient.
The establishment also contains WATCHES
of the best make, viz: Chronometers, Duplex,
English and. French I-evers, Cylinders and Plain,
all in heavy Gold or Silver Cases.
Having made arrangements in New York with
Wholesale Houses im|>orting direct from Fi?ca
and England, I am enabled to s*U all my Artilies
at prices lower than they can be bought in
Charleston.
All Artieles sold in the eatahlisment warranted
as represented. 24-3tu Oct 22
Plows, Stoves,
?r?. WE keep constantH^k
ly on hand a large as- H
BT' i'bT of One anil idoi... ?
TJH5lTw?-Horae Turning, HnbsoiI ami iiillnide
which wo challenge tlio world to cqunl in good
work, ease of draft nnd durability.
We have alto a largo nnd beautiful assortment
>f Cooking, Parlor, l>iuing Kuum, lJ?d Jtoom
in J Church
STOVES,
a which we particularly call the attention ol
hoae who wish to purchase.
Also on hand, Wash and Stock BOILERS,
>>m Shcllera, Straw Cutters, Ac. Copper, Sheet
ron or Zinc Work done to order. Cistern or
IVell Pumps furnished and put up.
We also are making nnd reoeiving from New
Vork, a superior assortment of
Tin and Japanese Ware,
imong which the Ladie? nmy And a great variety
of Cake Cutter* nnd Bake Pan*.
FOOT ami BATHING TUBS, or any other Arliele
in our line, tna<lo to order, and Painted in
I ho best manner. We are also prepared to do
Koofiiig nud tintlerliig
in the latest nnd best manner on short notice
Country Merchant* invited to examine our
itock of
We say it is superior, and we do not wish to
have our word taken for it. Comt and see.
Cash paid (or Old Copper, Bees Wax and 01*1
Pewter.
?r Rags taken In exchange for Tin Ware.
SHERMAN BROTHERS.
Mil 12 44 tf
T. W. DAVIS,
Watchmaker & Jeweler,
TAKES the liberty to announce
IP I IB ,,,c citizens ul oreenvtlle, nntl
it nrrot,n,''n8 country, that lie
prepared to do nil manner of
work In lii* line of business, such a*
Watch, Clo?k and Jewelry Repairing,
all of whicli shall be done in the r.entest manner.
Wntch Wheels, Pivots, Pinions, Jewel*, Screws,
Hand*, Glasses, nil done at the shortcut notice,
and in a workmanlike manner. Please givk him
a trial, mid you will be pleased.
lie also makes JKWfcXUY to order, such as
Gold Guard, Fob ft Vest Chains,
All kinds of flOt.D ItlJTTOXS, sneli as Itosom.
Sleeve and Collar Ituttoi.s. All kinds of iiair
Work Trimmed in tlie neatest style.
His work cannot be surpassed in this part of
the country. ?
His shop may be fonnd at the fJoodlett House,
in the room formerly occupied by Messrs. llailey
t Owen.
Greenville, July SO. 1857. 13 tf
"CHARLES"HTCKEYT
(Succttutor to Emanuel Currant,)
M A NITFACTUKEK OK
LOOKING GLASS, PORTRAIT
And Picture PrumiMi
AMD DEALER IN
LOOKING GLASS PLATES,
BRACKETS, WINDO W CORNICES,
ROOM MOULDINGS, <fcC.
15-4 KINO 8TKHJCT,
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
wr Old Ki uiim-k lie gilt equal to hew. M3
April HO ftl Ijr
reeltt goodlett,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
AND
SOLICITORS IN EQUITY,
wrcenvikic, s. .
OFFICE next door to F. F. ILtmr.ACo MA
J. P. REKO.] [s. D. OOODLKTT.
June 4 4 tf
T~ ORE ft' PR ICE,
attorneys at iaw,
GREENVILLE, S. C.
TAJCM L. OWL WW r. MlOB
April 23 * .40
H.JLLilI8SMITII,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
cnmsnti.E, s. a
June 10 0 tf
"job worjbsT
NEATLY DONE AT THIS OFFICE.
? llfci
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iff ?
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" Red. Bine and Grey Flannel*
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M 5-4. 8*4, 10 4 11-4 Brown Sheeting*
" Sehvle'* Stripe Georgia Osnaburg*
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e MANY TEARS OF 8TJFFEW0 !
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m so short a time at
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DR. WM.8. BEERS & CO.,
PnoPRiicToiiH, Richmond, Va.
And for sale by K K HUTCH, Druggist, Agent,
Or?enville C. U., K CL ??1 jr May 28
oyi&f ikulils
And Phoenix Bitters*
r|MIE liest Family Medieine now before the
JL. public, for the cure of Scrofula, Ulcers.
Scurry, or Eruption* of the Skin, fever and
Ague, Dytpeptia, Drojutu, and in fact meat all
diaiMrt noon yield to ineir curative propertied.
It haa been computed that, during the last
twenty five year*, upwards of four millions of
persons have been benefitted by the use of these
medieines ; a fact which speaks volumes in favor
of their curative properties?a single trial
will place them beyond the reach of competition
in the estimate of every patient. By their
use the Wood it rettored to a healthy *tate, and
freed from all impwritic*. The system is not reduced
during their operation, but invigorated,
and they require no restraint from business or
pleasure.
The afflicted hare, in the** medciinc*, a remedy
that tet/T do for them all that medicine can ixtuiWy
effect
Prepared by W. B. Moffat. M. T)., Proprietor,
New York. And for sale by W. H. llOVKY,
Oreonville, 8. C.
Sep 17 10 it
f J. 1 RANDOLPH,
THAKKPUL FOR PAST FAVORS, BEOS
to say, that all kinds of HAIR WORK
of every variety of atvle of braiding, will b? Ornamented
or Mounted with Gold, ht the neatest
manner, and returned to those at a distance per!
msij o; otherwise,mi directed. (I'air car. be sen*
him in letter per mail.) How Breast Pins, Necklaces,
Bracelets, Side, Vest and Guard Chains,
Creases, Finger Rings, Ear Rings, As., of various
patterns, pot up neatly, and any article admitting
the name of the owner engraved thereon,
ehal), for the engraving, be free of extra charge.
He alsomnkseand repairs all kinds of Jewelry;
mounts with gold or silver the Hands of Walking
Canes; matches Speetaeie Glassee ; and, laatly
Ktujraett on all manner of Plate.
Ogiea 60 yard* Root of old Court Honae, and a
fern paeei from the Enterprise Ofire.
Orewiviile, 8. O., Juno 26, '67. 7-tf
W. P. PRICE,
NOTARY PUBLIC,
AND CLERK OF TOWN COUNCIL,
OXFICX It THX OLD COtfX* HOUSE,
?miMswtfit'Ufc;*, 0. 09.
Win promptly attend to Ui? eoltofitnn of Notes
and Accounts, settling Claim*, dr.
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S IMPO/lTATfOJf, it - r
Cases of RWe, Ony and Steel Ml*ed BATISTEIS
" low-price Satinets
" low prlee Kentucky Jeans
" cheap Long Clotha
' Serrnnts' heary Bleached Shirting*
& " > Oambrie Long Cloths
" Superfine 7*8 Blenched ahiriinn ST
" 8-4, 10-4, 11 -4 and 18 4 Bl'ch'd Sheetings
" English Prints, nt 8j els.
M gnoil Fjr Calico, si 8j ew.
aa b J'.L t\ l>J..a.
oiipcr r.ngiiMi i'rr? i nuw
cheap Gingham*
" Bleached Twill Jean*
" Jow-pnt* MuaSin Delaina r
JJTER DRESS GOODS.
Plain Union DeBage, at li| et*.
Plain All Wool DeBage, All *h?dea
Rich Side Stripe Printed French Caahncrea
Rich Cnahmere Riding and Walking Robe*
Rich Chally Walking Robca
MUact Chally By ad ere Robca
Cashmere, DeLain, and Chally By ad ere Pattern*.
A. F. BROWXINO.
- - - * - ' r - 1 Helmbold's
Genuine Preparation
or
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND FLUID
EXTRACT SUCNU,
For Di*r?*r* <?f the JfLuMer, Kidneya, Gravel, Drop
ay, UVoCne**, Ohatrnetion, Sarrrt IMaenae*,
Female Complaint*, ami all Dieeaae* of
the Srmal Organ*,
Arising from Excesses nnd Imprudeneiea in life,
and removing all Improper Discharge* from the
Bladder. Kidney*, or Sexual Organs, whether
existing in
I?3 4UTiSS CDIA tfJKKLSUJaa, :,
From whatever cniue they may have originated,
AND NO MATTER OT HOW LONG STANDING
Giving Health and l'irfor to the Frame, ami Bloom
to the Pallul Cheek.
Joy to the Afflicted ?!
It enrea Nervous and Debilitated Sufferer*, and
removes nil the Symptom*, among which will
bo found
Indisposition to Exertion,
Loss of Power,
Loss of Memorv, Diffieultr of
Brcnthing, General lfeaUnevs,
Horror of Disease, Henk Nerve*.
Trembling, Dreadful Horror of Denth,
Night Sweat*, Cold F*ct, Ifakeftalnes*, Dimnee*
of Vision, Languor, Universal Lassitude of
the Muscular System, Often Enormous Appetite.
with Dyspeptic Symptom#, Hot Hands,
Flushing of the Body, Dryness of th?
Skin, Pallid Conntoniince. and
Erupt Ion* on the Face, Pain
in the Back, Heavinesa
of the Eyelids, Frequently
ftlnek Spot* Flvlng before Hie Free,
with Temporary Suffusion and Loss of "
Sight, , II ant of Attention,
Great Mobility. Restlessness,
with llor.
ror of Soeiet r.
Nothing is more desirrdde to *mh patients than
solitude, and nothing they more dread fof lear
of themselves ; no repose of manner, n?? fitrnot
n<-*s, no sprenhilion, but n hnrriel Transition
from one qnration to on other.
These iv.mptoim if *llowcd to go on?whf< h
this mnliein* invariably removes?toon follows
Ann #/ Potrrr, Fatuity ami Kpilaptir Fit*?in one
of wlueh the patient may expire. Who ean say
that these exeesaes are not frequently followed
by tlvoee direful diseases?1X8ANrTY AND
CONS UMPTlONr The record* of In*an* A*y
Itm*, and the melaucholy deaths of Consumption,
bear ample witness to the truth of these assertion*.
In Lunatic Asylum*the must melancholy
exhibition appears. The countenance is actually
sodden and quit# destitute?neither Mirth or
Grief ever eisits it. Should a saund of the voice
occur, it is rarely articulate.
" With woful measures wan de?pnir
Low sullen sound* hi* grief beguiled."
Debility is most terrible F ami has brought
thousand* upon thousands to untimely graves,
lhn? lilmtinn lh* amkltinn ?f *, ?? ?dL
It cau be cured by tbe iih of this
INFALLIBLE REMEDY.
If jou are suffering with Any of the above dja
treating ailments, the FLUID EXTRACTBU
CHU will cure j on. Try it, and be eonviactd
of ite efficacy.
Dneari of Quack AWrwiis and Quark Doctor*,
who falsely boast of nliilitiea and references. Citizens
know and avoid them, and save Long Buffering,
Money and Exposure, by sending or ehlllag
for alioUlt of this Popnlar and Specif* Remedy.
It allays all pain ana inflammation, is perfectly
plea rant in it* taste and odor, bat immodiat* in
its action.
Helmbold's Extract Buohu
Is prepared diieetly according to tha Rules of
PHARMACY AMD CHEMISTRY, *
with the greatest accuracy and Chemical knowledge
ana care devoted in its comblnathm. gee
Professor Dswaa's Valuable Work* on the Practice
of rhysic, and most of the late Standard
Works of Medicine.
BfA O OnJEJ
One hnndred dollars will be paid to any Physician
who ean prove that the Medicine over injured
a Patieat; and tbo testimony of thousands
can be produced to prove that it does grsakghsd.
ases of from one week to thirteen years' steading
have been effcetcd. Hie mass ?4 VOLUNTARY
TESTIMONY in possession of the Proprietor,
vouching its virtues and curative poorera,
is immense, embracing aeroeawell knows to
SCIENCE AND FAME.
100,000 Bottles Have ftee*
And not a single instanea of a failure has been
reported.
Personally Appeared before me, an Alderman
of the city of Philadelphia, H. T. HEUIROLD,
Chemist, who, being duly sworn, doee oar, that
this preparation contain* no Narcotic, Mercury
or injiiriona Drug, but are purely Vegetable.
H. T. HEI.MHOLD, 8oie Manufacturer.
S vTC-rr ?s? rehaeribed hr'ore "M this Wd daw
of November, 1854. .. iJri
WM. r. H IBB A UP, Aldarttan.
Ptiet $1 per Bottle, or 9im for It, Delivered
to any Addrttt.
Accompanied by reliable and responsible Certificate*
from Professors of Medioal Oollego% Clergymen
and others. Prepared and toMny
H. T. IlELMttOLD,
Practical and Analytical Chemiat,
No. 52 South Tcnth St., bklow Chbbtxbt,
Amkmbly Buildinoo, PHIW.
tW To be had of Dra. J. H. to***, Mma A
Loan and M. 14 Kabl?, Propriata, Greenville,
8. C., and of all Dnmgiata andDealere throughout
the United fttatesy Caaadaa nad British Province*,
Beware of C*?Btcrf?lt>.
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