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".E^CTWX WCTMrf LttOft WowiL ' ? In a little precious stone, what sp$endhr meets ^ In a littlelump of sugar, how much of sweet- ' i?m lie*. * So io a little woman love grow* and multi- { pUo. { Yon reoollect the proverb say*?44 A word 1 onto the vie. A'pepper corn Hi very email, hut nmom ev- 11 ?r? dinner, * M<w* than all otber condiment*, although ' 'tis sprinkled thinner, f Just so a little woman is, if love will let yon c win her, 1 There's not a joy in all the world yon will not find within her. ' i And a* within the little rose you find the ] sweetest dyes, j' And in a little grain of gold much price and , ] value lies, ' I As from a little balsam much odor doth ari?e,' | SftU . Kill-. .... .1 r Y>? I ww im ?i .4- viv nviwnu) iuwcs a inwc vi a ?r- i ad he : ( The skylark and the nightingale, though | small and light of ?ing, , Yet warMe sweeter in the grove than all the birds that sing; Aud so a little woman, though a very liltlo j thing. Is sweeter far than sugar, and flowers that ( bloom in spiing. I a?ww 1 HUMORIST'S OLIO. A Good Burlesque. The Montgomery Mail publishes the following as the substance of a conversation that actually took place in Mobile a few days ago, between two wellknown " old socks." The numo of the parties, for reasons which we deem it unnecessary to state, are omitted, and others, for convenience sake, Rnbstitn ted. It is not the first time that one drunkurd Attempted tocouiiRel another : [Scene.?Royal street, near the Market. Time?about 9 o" clock, a. m. Tom.?(With one hand resting on Bill's shoulder, his hat caved in, and the index finger elevated about on n line with bis head.)?"Bill, vou most ?hie?quit drinking?knock off?hie ?entirely?quit making a?hie?vagabond of yourself?and?hie?sign the temperance pledge. (Rulcascs his hold on Bill's Rhoulder.) Now, jist look a-here?hie?that money what you spends for?hie?bread, will buy vou two?hie?loavesof whisker. No! 'The money?l?ic?what, you spends for ' one loaf of?hie?whiskey, will bnv J you?hie?two drinks of?hie?bread. t ifo! that's not it, neither. (Stops to | think, und places his right index fin- < ger on the palm of his left hand.) Let | me see?hie?. The money?hie?hie ?the money what?hie?you spends \ ?hie?for one drink of whiskey will? t hie?buy 3-011?hie?twoloavesof?hie ?bread for your wife and children? ' hie?that's it." (flis head tails and he 8 staggers against Bill, who, having as much as he can do to hold hitnself up, staggers against the brick wall.) Bill.?*' Now, Uncle Tom?hie? 1 you knows I never?hie?drinks much ?hie?liquor, no time; so what's the " use?hie?of 1113' signing?hie?the f temperance?hie?pledget?hie. For men as can't?hie?dritiK a tod?hie? rt occasionally, without gittin' drunk? , hie?them temperance societies is?hie * ?mi-mi-mighty good things. But? n iiiv iui ?iiu nuu mmi, v> uat nv* 01 mv ?does git?hie?DRUN K?hie?whwhat's tbo use ?" c In attempting to stand up and relieve j the wall of their united weights, and ^ look dignified, Bill44 fell " and carried * Tom with him to the sidewalk, where <] we left them trying to help each other , up. o They had uot, at last accounts," signed," but Bill was, on the day following one of the first to answer to the charge I of 44 drunk in the street," before the g Mayor. h 44 Did 3*ou mean to settle this bill at I all, sir, when you made it?" said a 1 creditor, in a passionate manner. 44 Humph ! keen cool, my good " friend," said the debtor, puffing a cigar | with admirable sang froid. 44 You | want a settlement?" 4* To be sure I do, sir." ? 44 Well, my dear sir, I assure you I ii meant to settle, and when I meant to t settle that was clear a settle meant! i Ha, ha, ha ! G?xh1 morning, my friend ; I will see you in the fall.'' u I 8at, Saml>o, docs yon know what 11 make* .1e corn grow so fast when you put <le munuro on it V* w No, I don't know, 'cept it make t de ground stronger for decern." " No, I just tell yon ; when do corn n # begins to smell de manure, it don't like de 't'mnory, so it hurries out of de M ground, and gets up as higli as possible, so it can't breathe bad air." a "Look here, ma,"said a young lady n just commencing to take lessons in l) painting, " see my painting ; can yon J1 tell mc what it is t" Ma, after looking at it some time, answered : " Well, it is either n cow n. or a rose-bud?I'm sure I can't tell 1 which." * I It is singular that when bills are dne, their acceptors are generally in inf. , n ?r 1 real tire comfort*. Welt, he and his wife, t Iw?y -i, John ???, mad Qooige ??, < nd their wives, all board at (be sauie l>on*e. i I day or two ago, while they were at (a- ' 4e, luxuriating on detached porttaaa of a 1 oiled turkey, which bad been Muffed with j ysters, the conversation turned on Christian 1 >a?e*, when Mrs. Unity contended tba' she I *?uld name more distinguished men who ' lad borne the name of Henry, than any ? ;entleman could of hit own name; and con sluded by offering a gold pencil as a wager, igxinst a suitable equivalent, should she win. The trial commenced. Mrs. Harry t tarted off with Elarry of the West," adding a dozen others George now gathered upon George Washington, the four Georges of Englaud, ; Lord George of France, dec. * Now, Mr. John , what have you !o say r said the charmino Mrs. Ilarrr. w Oh ! I cur give you m hundred?the ] wo Adam*?Lord John Russell?John Tyer?John, John, bring rae tome water, 1 John." ! " Stop, stop, you can't win. Mr Josenb , now your turn tomes," continued tne juicy little gamester. | Now, if ever a bashful man lived, it is my < friend Joe. lie dared not look up. He < umI been racking hit brain for an antwer, | jut to no purpose, and in despair, he made i >no grand effjrt, and, raising hit head, re- , jlied : | " My dear madam. I have lost. I cannot | now think of any very distinguished man j ?ho ever bore the name of Joseph, except j Lite gentleman we read about in the 8acred t Script urea?he who was such a favorite of Mrs. Potiphar, but I will not offer him, for t in ink he Iffat the fool I ever did i k?rr o/." , " Here's the pencil," said Mrs. Harry, toss , ng it over to hint; at she and the other la- , lies scud out of the door. j Doctor, lis has Doke It.?A physician ells the following story?not without some t regret on his part for the advice given : < "A hard-working woman had a drunken i liushand, who, when partly sober, would get ? i.? 1.1 ?1 ?i - - .<i*i uiura mm ?-imu?Tur io aesiroy iiim*elt >v taking latKlaniun. Twice did the wife iscertain that he had swallowed thedestruc- ; ire drug, and twice did the doctor restore j im. Upon the second restoration, the doc er add i eased liiro : 4 You good for nothing r coundrel, yon don't want to kill yourself. *ou merely want to annoy your wife and c ne. If you want to kill yourself, why don't ^ fou cut your throat, and put an end to the ^ natter ?' Well, away went the doctor, and j bought no more of his patient until, some t wo weeks after, lie was awakened from a tound nap by the tinkling of his night bell, lie put hia head out of the window and injuired 'What's the matterV 4 Doctor, he ias done it,* was the reply. 4 Done what !' | John ha* taken your advice.' 4 What ad- ^ ice?' 4 Why, you told him to cut hi* hroat. and he ha* done it, and he is uncom- j noti dead thi* time.'" Imngine the doc I oiV feeling*. lie has since ceased giving j' uch cutting advit-e. I'noptivlactic.?The State* give* a no- * ice of evening entertainments in Washing- a on and advise* the following: C 'IM 2 - I - - . . - i utrrv is, nowever, Hunger oi Inking cold ? >fter noctural promenades, unless those who t ;o abroad indulge in the following after par- t y prescript ion : uefore going out, procure the ingredients nd a spirit lamp, a ten kettle, or some other ontrivnnce for imparting caloiic to that fluid j o excellent for purposes of ablution and of avigation. Then, on your return, Take, Sach *.? Knob : iv. Alcoh : lliber :?gill ij. Aq. ferr.J?quart j. 1 5t*r till well diluted, drink suddenly, go to ed directly, and dream gloriously. Now, leal Dow might not endorse this, but it is J , medical prescription, and can be safely inlulged in, even by the Republican Congress- ! iien from " Down East," elected on tempernee principles. " Ninktef.n* Months without Foon? )kath.? Mrs Hayes, of the town of Day. j htratoga county, whose case was detailed : ome time since, and who had lived nineeen months without food or drink, has ex- 1 tired. She remained insensible for fifteen ' nnutlis of the period, and up to a few days 1 >f Iter death, when she seemed to revive, ind spoke occasionally. After her death ler body was opened, and a snake five feet * ?ng and half an inch thick was taken froin ' ler stomach. It was a live when removed, I mi men noon Hiter. A lie case is a very re Malleable one, and it is to t>e regretted that I was not subjected to scientific examinaion, but the location was unfavorable to a hat. Fkknck Fun.? The nurse of Madame ' tenneville was ill. " You must see the loctor," said her mist res*. "Oli, madam! the doctors of Paris are ( o dearP* j "Never mind 1 You mu*t see one. Go , i> mine, I insist." " Does inadame subscribe to her doctor, s we do in the country ?" g " Sulwcrihe t How is that, do you sub- i cril?e to a doctor !" "Oh! yes, madanie. We pay twleve francs yeit%r> The head of llie family pays for all isMiousehold, and, at my laat master's, early every laxly was sick. I, myself, had ' is happiness to have the typhus fever, all u >r nothing." 0 A pook Spaniard bad his head cut off for inking a present of a pair of stockings to 0 lie Queen of Spain. " Put liiro to death," u rie I the Royal lady, " how dare he presume *1 ? conclude that queens have legs V A covriv, said an Irishman, is the house | n man lives in w hen-die is dead. ,a ' * _JL_ t . . &**-m very tMmtN|aHi er of one of the - solid rasa of Boat on ."be tk balls few evenings since, *u ss I dance, to stiiei solicitation she returnee mi affirmative answer, in I subsequent con rersaiion, the aforesaid combination inmjiret ber fslhur's business. u He is a wood-saw (Far," she replied. The fellow sloped, feeling that he had let himself >wn a loot or twi by the association. 11 lady's (atber was i wealthy dealer in mahogany, which ooca don ally bad to be sawed t>y himself, or nn der his own supervision. Not a Bad Hit.?The following is reint ed of the Rev. Mr. Field, n Vermonter : 44 The reverend gentleman went at a tim< to deposit bis rota ; (be officer wbo receivec it being a friend end parishioner, hot of op posite politics, remarked : "'1 am sorry, Mr. Field, to see you here. M ' Why r asked Mr. Field. u * Because,' Mid the officer, 4 Christ am liis kingdom are net of this world.' "4 Has no one a right to rote,' said Mr Field, 4 unless be belongs to the kingdom o Satan I'" A. >1 * ' Tiik Ukioiit or Iko uatitvdr.?Wlier Duclienois, the celebrated French actress lied, a person met an old man wbo waa oik )( her most intimate friends, lie was con 'used, awe-stricken. Erery one waa trying o console him, bat in vain. 44 Her lorn," l?< ixclaimed,44 does noireffect me so much at ;ier horrible ingratitude. Would you be ieve it t she died without leaving me any hing in her will?I, who have dined wit) \er, at her own house, three times a week fox \hirty years? Good Tastk in Dress.?A young lady n one of the leading circles at Washington was complimented by a gentleman on th? liruplivity and good taste of her dress, al in evening party. She replied : 44 I'm gla?l >ou like my dress; it cost just eleven do! ... i t i i * - " nnu * iiinuo every men o[ it niysen.' When our young Indies pride themselves ipon the home manufacture and jjtoapnfss >t" their nttire, instead of the expensiveneai ind foreign importation, we shall have few ir " broken " fathers and husbands. 44 Wiiat does Satan pay von for swear ng f" said a gentleman to ono whom lis teard using profane I ingunge. 44 lie don't pay me anything/* was th< eply. 44 Well, von work cheap; to lay a?ide the haracter of a gentleman, to inflict so much ?nin on your fiiends and civil people, and o ri?k losing your own soul, (gradually risug in emphasis.) and all for nothing ! You teriaiuly work cheap?very cheap, indeed." 44 Wf.i.l, Jilils, what am de news di? nornin f" 44 I hub misforlnn. Pom pay, to lose my iouso l?v fire, last night, but L save all my iirniter, 'cept der planner." How wux dat, Julius!" 44 Why, you see, the machine couldn't >luy on de pianner." An Irishman, who had boon reduced o a mere shadow by severe illness, wan taked by his physician what he thotiglif >f a futliro Rtnto ? 44 Ali! dnerlmr" vo8 the answer, "it makes no differnee; vex ain't left enough of me for lie devil to naturalize, no how." A new Iiika.?An Editor out West ;i\ es notice to his delinquent subscrivers, that lie is aliout to make a tour >f collection among tliem, and with hose who do not" down with the dust.' ie intends to stop long enough to "board t out." Cool.?A person threw the head of i jooee on the Mage of Itelleville tliealre.? Jotro, advancing to (lis front, saiJ : "Gen letnen, if any one among you has lost liii lead, do not be uneasy, for I will restore il it the conclusion of the performance." Smith met Jones in the street yesterday h?id Jones, " Where can I get a sulphur intli ?" "I think you had better go t< i?II," was the emphatic reply. We dc lot know whether Jones took Smith's ad rice, but ?# are certain that be couldn't gr o a better place for n sulphur hath. - t? " Call tliat a kind man t" said an actor peaking of an acquaintance?" a man she s away from bis family, and never send* hem a farthing? Call that kindness?" u Unremitting kindness," chuckled a wr.g Pout* to tub Last.?On hi* dent It bed, i distinguished humorist requested that nc no might be invited to his funeral. * lieaiuse," sighed the dying wag, 44 it is a civih ty I ran never repay.** ... ?<?> I sat, Jim, what mechanical work lid yon do first t asked one darkey of mother. Why, out teeth, ?b course, eplicd tho other, instantly. "Do try to talk a little oommo.i ense," said a lady to her visitor.? 1 Oh f but wouldn t that be taking ati infair advantage of yon !" Thkrk is a family In Ohio, so lazy hat it takes two of them to sneeze? >?e to throw the head back, and the -thor to make the noise. " Samho, why are tonr legs like an >rgan-grinder F' " Dnnno; gub it ip." " 'Case dey exhibit a monkey Ixmt the streets. 44 My dear," said a di&tingui*had gsotlc an lo hit wife, 141 hear much abont ibs ge of Pcrikles. TYhat are periklc* 1** v ->V 0 rcapeetfolly ?Uto that they hare adopts tho I following standard RATES OF APVEKItMHQ, wbfoh will In every inatanoe b? adhered to: r m IOOAKI OP 11 UM OtUMi > I iner'n, $ H|lliHrWM.O?|l?iM^|I.W % 2 iner'n* 1.20 19 ioar'ns,. lk?0 99 iaar'na. 8.fu S inar'na. 1.80 10 inar'ns. 0.40 31 Iaar'na, 8.90 4 inar'ns, 1.10 91 iaar'na, 0.90 89 Hht'm, 0.40 5 inar'na, 1.00 22 iner'n* 0.80 89 inar'ne, 9.00 0 inar'ne, 9.10 88 iner'na, 8 00 40 Iner'n*, 8.10 ! 7 iner'na, 2.5C'44 iner'n* 8.10 41 inar'a* 9 00 9 insr'n* 8.1ft 10 insr'n* 6.40 41 iaer'na, 9.00 insr'n* 3.00 19 insrfe* 9.90 48 intr'iu, 9.10 10 inar'n* 010 21 I Dart** 0.10 44 inar'n* 9 90 B 11 inar'n* 3.00 98 insr'n* 4.90 40 inar'n* 9.80 | 19 insr'n* 8.10 29 insr'n*. 1.00 40 insr'n* 9.40 . 13 inar'n* 4.00 30 Insr'n* 1.10 41 Inar'n* 9.00 14 inar'n* 4.20 31 inar'n* 1.90 48 iosr'n* 9.80 15 inw'n* 4.40 82 insr'n* 1.00 49 insr'n* 9.10 10 insr'n* 4.00 81 insr'n* 1.90 00 inar'n* 9.?0 11 insr'u* 4.80 84 inar'na, 1.80 01 insr'n* 9.00 | 02 insertion* $10. Obituary Notices over 11 lines 1b length, and . Tributes el Respect, will be charged fo: at adf vertidng ratea. Ad vortiacrocnta not limited will be inserted till ordered oat, ?*nd charged for every insertion , tWT Advertising bills amounting to twenty-* Ave dollars for the year, will be allowed a die- I . count of five per cent; those amounting to fifty L dollar*, ten per cent; seventy-five dollars, fifteen r per cent; one hundred dollars, and over, twenty j per oent 52f-JOB WORK payable on delivery. PRICE A MoJUNKlN, For Tkr Southern Enterprise. \ O. E. ELFORO, For The Patriot and Mountaineer. January 12th, 1808. !. " , T>1~ OA jl auwb, otuves, I . WEuk!^p con't"nt"^ 1 Wv ly on band a targe *?- NJHH 1 H^H|aort-ment of One and ' M|l53|Two-H?!?o Tnratng,Subaoil and ilitlaide i which we challenge the world to equal in good ( work, ea?e of draft and dnrahility. Wo have alto a large nnd beautiful aaaorlment of Cooking, fnrlor, iNding Room, Bed Koom and Church STOVE8, U> which we particularly call the attention ol . 11 tote who with to purchase. Alto on hand, Waeb and 8toek BOILERS, Corn Shdlem, Straw Gutter*, Ac. Copper, Shoot 1 Iron or Zinc Work done to order. Cistern or Well I'umpt fumithed ar.d put up. i We alto are making and receiving from New 1 York, n sii|>erior asaortment of Tin and Japanese Ware, among which the Ladies may fiud a great vat-ioi ty of Cake Cutter* nnd Bake Pniut. , FOOT and BATHING TUBS, or any other Ar tide in our line, made to order, and Painted in the beet manner. Wo are alto prepared to do < Roofing nud Cluttering in tlie latctt aod beet manner on abort notice Country Merchauta invited to examine our . stock of We any it it superior, and we do not with to have our word taken for it. Come and tee. Cash paid for Old Copper, Ileet W ux and Old j Pewter. f.W Ragt taken in exchange for Tin Ware. I SHERMAN BROTHERS. Mli 12 44 If T. W. DAVIS* Watchmaker & Jeweler, rs TAKBS the liberty to announce gr to the eitlsen* of Greenville.. and , lfc~' ^Hthe surrounding country, that he nMntnul In .to all ????? *' work iu lii? line of Ijuainess, ?nch m Watch, Clock tad Jewelry Repairing, 1 II of which aim!) be done in the r.Mtnt manntr. I Watch Wheel*, l*ivot*, l'inion*, Jewel*, Screw a, i | llaiulis Glaaae*, *11 done at the shortoet notice, end in a workmanlike manner, l'loaeegive him 1 a trial, and jou will he pleased. He nl*o makes JEWKLRY to order, aueh as Gold Guard, Fob It Teat Cbalas, , i All kind* of GOLD BUTTONS, such as Koaom. . Sleeve and CoUacJluttons. All kinds of Hair Work Trimmed in the neatest style Ilis work cannot l>? surpassed* in this part of 1 tlio country. J t His shop inny be found at the Gnodlett House, in the room formerly occupied by Messrs. Bailey A Owen. ' Greenville, July *0. 18i7. It _ it CHARLES HICKSY, , (Siicemsor to Emanuel Currant,) , MANUFACTURER OF LOOKING GLASS, PORTRAIT And Picture Frames, AND DEALER IN . LOOKING GLA88 PLATE8, BRACK NTH, WINDOW CORNICKH, , I IIOOM MOULDINGS, AC. I 154 KINO STREET, CHARLESTON, S. C. | tr Old Frames Re gilt equal to new. Jg% April 80 51 ly_ W. a LAWTON, ) ( C. M. BREAKER, * Formerly of V < of I^wtonville, SC. ) ( Charleston, 3. C. LAWTON A CO., Far torn, Farwnrdlag tad Cam* Iwftap Merelmats, . y~o. 86 Kaat Bay and Boyee <& Co"a Wharf, ?3xj^aa?ac?r?a3, s. <3., COTTON, IUCFaVl6uSwIIBAT,CORN, i , NAVAL 8TORK8, Ac. %W Having an oxperienoo of twenty-6v? J ear* in burin***, wo guarantee satisfaction to all who patronise tu. ~ F^Tburty, ' Dealer in Boots, Mums, Leather, i tttltWMte fe?e 1 OffOttTI J. C. f. JE TEN'S I00K8T0RE. OKRBNVILLR, 8. i W, W FVoparod to ftwnWh ettatoc \ or* with tn? above article*, CI1E A I' 1P~*4^for cash. Having oompatoot workmen engaged, ho can mmrc hi* natron* that all work will U Nkatly Drmaand WARRANTED. FohS St If ( 70S WOFUA , NEATLY DSNtAf THIS OFFICE. P A Lt AW J lit Q OF THIS SEAS OF BALES OP PLANTATION BLANKETS All Wool Plaint " eohyto'i Gtv>|iii xz'\ Pls'rr* i " low-price Georgia Ktnty* and Plaint " Red, Blue and Grtjr Flaanclt wmte * win rianticis . ,> v " 8-4* 8 4, 1-4 li-4 Brown Sheeting* " 8ehy1e*s Stripe Georgia Osastarg*' " h, ,-.vr Cotton Oensborge " hrtrjr 4-4 Drown Shirtings " Sen Island Brown Shirtings , , " heavy 8-4 Brown Shining*, at tj| cte. " heavy Brown Cotti.n Drilling " Boperflne Brown Cotton Drilling BICH FALL AND W SUI'StK 4-4 FRENCH AND ENGLfoH CHINTZ '* 4-4 Cnshiuere Pattern Cbintx " 4 4 Seotch and Kn^'lUh 0Ingham* Choice Printed and Plain Challvs Choice Stripe and Plaid Poplins for Fall Wear Super Printed French Delaine and Cashmere* Choice Printed French DeLaios for Children Plain French DeLaine and Cashmeres, sll shades Oct. 29-24-tf READ! READ!! READTH IT WILL TASK YOU BUT A TRW MINl'TRS, AND MAT 8AVK TOU MANY YEARS OT UWmXMQ t Carter's Spanish Mixture! THE GREAT PURIFIER OF THE IIUOOI The Best Alterative Brer Tet Discovered! Phyeiciant JSWW#? it, and every one tint MM it it a toothing mlvertieement. No Medicine ewer yet offered to the American politic kne gained each popolarity in so thorto time oe CARTER'S SPANISH MIXTURE! It will Cure any ease of Scrofula. It will Curt any case of Rheumatism. It will Curt any case of Syphilis. It will Cure any case of Salt Rheum. It will Cure any case of Neuralgia. It wilt Cure any case of Fewer and Ague, Or any Diseases arising from an inspsre state ol the Blood. SCROFULOUS READER! I*, cured the neiee of the lien. John Minor BotU, it member of Congress from Virginia. of Scrofula, after tbr skill of the hrtt rkjriciani, liotli of New York and Philadelphia, had been tried in rain ; and it will cure yeu, reader, il you are ao affected. rheumatic reader! It cured D. Burrill, Esq., of Cincinnati. ol Rheumatism of 4 year* standing, after all other remedies had failed. We hare hundred* of such certificates. Call on the Agent and get a Hook and Circular, and read for yourself the many remarkable and astonishing cures It has made. sTPniLrnc reader! The celebrated Dr. Butcher writes us that he had two of the most severe and loug standing cases of Syphilis that would yield to none of the usual remedies, but h* cured- one esse witli six, nnd the other with nine bottle* of CARTEK& SPANISH MIXTURE. We hare known il used in over a Thotsakd casks, and have yet to hear of a failure in any case. YE SUAKING THOUSANDS HEAD! Aonn Ann Prrsa.?Do not take Quinine, Mercury, or any sneh noxious Drug*, hut try at once this great. Alterative and Purifier of the Blood ; Carter'* Spanitk Mitture will cure any nnd every ease of Ague nnd Fever. We have never yet known it to fail. And for all Diseases arising from nn impure ?tnte of tli? Blood, no luedieine ha* ever yet (>?en round to have no good an effect. If you are sick, try it at oaoe; do not delay; time It preeious, and health the greatest of all blessings, witbonl which all elae ia valueless. DR. WM. 8. BKEIIS A CO., P/tOPftirroRH, Richmond, Fin. And for sale by K KRUTCH, Druggiat, Agent, Br-nvllle C II.. St C S-1.tr May t? And Phoenix Bitters. r|^HK beat Family Medicine now before thL public, for the cure of Scrofala, Ulcer*. Scurvy, or Anption* of the Skin, Ant and Ayno, Dyopepoia, Dropsy, ond in fact moat all iiaeasec aoon yield to their enrntive propertiaa. It haa bean computed that, during the laet twenty five yearn, upwarda of four million* of persona have been benefitted by the uae of theae medieinea ; a fact whieh apeak* volume* in favor of their curative propertiaa a aingla trial will place them beyond the reaeh of competition m the estimate of every patient. By their dm the blood is restored to a healthy stmts, and frotd from mil imposritioo. The eyateen is not reduced during their operation, but invigorated, and they require no restraint from busiucaa or pleasure. The afflicted hare, in throe }nedciinro, m romodu that will do for thorn all that medicine con poooiWy effort. Prepared by W. B. Moffat M. D? Proprietor, New York. And ft.* ?I- l? w n m .wl-v ??j ?. M. UVT&I, Greenville, 8. C. 8ep 17 19 tf ft rrimpb, Thankful for past favors, bkop to MJ, tut ell kiode of HAIR WORK of every variety of style of braiding, will be Or namenUd or NoodM with Oold, in the neatesl msasef. and to tbofa *t e >l!*ten~n ht: mail or otherwise, u directed. (Hair nan be senl him la letter per mail.) Bow Breast Km, Neeklaeee, Bracelets, Side, Veet and Guard Chaise, Croeeea, Finger Ring*, Ear Hinge, Ae.. of rariooi pattern*, pat ap neatly, and aay artwle admitting the name of the owner engraved thereon, hall, for the engraving; be free of extra charge. He alee mall ee and repair* all kind* of Jewelry ; mount* with gold or aifver the Heads of Wauling Canea ; matches Speetaele Glasses ; and, lastly Knyraot* on all manner of Plait. Opot 60 yard* Hart of old Oaori Houtt, mod a fine pacta from tMt JCnlerpritt Opm. Greenville, 8. C, June 2d, '57. 7-tf W, r. PEICE, NOTARY PUBLIC,' ANO CLEM Of TOWN COUNCIL, RWIOX XV THE OLD COURT HOUSE <aiaaasrra%iu*, a* <9. IT ill promptty attend to the oolleiNia of Kotei asid Aeeenets, eettHng Claim#, Be. 9 WINTER if ? @ ? 2? s? *5 IMPORTATION. Cm of Bin*, Groj ,nd SIMl-Wnf 3ATINET3 " livw-price Setinete " , low price Kentucky Jeena cheep I/ong Clothe " ScrrenU' hwr Bleecbed Sbirtinge " Cemhrie LongCloth* * SnpeHlne 7-8 Bleached Shining* ^ " 8-4,1-4,11 -4 end 14 4 Bl'ob'4 Sheeting* super HDgiMft Drw m?? - eke a|? OtMhama r? " Welched Twill Ira* " low-price Mns'.in Delaine (TBS DRESS GOODS. ; Plain Union DoBage, !* <*tdPlnin All Wool Daiiag* all shades Rich Sid# Strip# PrlsUd Krenoh Castanets* Hich Cdhmtrt Riding nnd Walking Kobe* Rich Challv Wnlking Rohes Minn Chilly Byudere Robe* Cashmere, DeLnin, nnd Chilly Byadere Patterns . * R BMWW1??I.> Helmbold i Genuine Preparation "s i A S lot I "i J HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND TIUID EXTRACT IUCHU, ftr Difnft <f th* Btmddnr, Kidney*, Grove/, Drop ?y, tlftiinnM, MdmrfeMi Arnt Diseases, Fetnol Coin plaint*, and mil Disease# of . the Semnl Organs, Arising from Exonki and ImpriltndM la Iff#, nnd removing nil Improper Discharge# from tk? Blndder, Kidneys, or Ssxusl Org*us, ?b?tbir existing in (Dia EPJKfeL5\J^?, From whatever ennse they may hdvc originnleel, AWD WO MATTSK OP HOW X.OWO STAWDXWQ Giving HenJth and Vigor to tke Frtone, ami Bloom to th* Pallid t'hrvk. / Joy to INc Ifflictfdlf It cures Nervous nnd Debilitated Sufferers, nnd removes nil the Symptoms, among which will be found Indisposition to Exertion, Lose of Pe*rt, Loos of Memort, MSwiltr of [ Breathing, Oeneral HVsknso^ Horror of Disease, llvik Ncrvce. < Trembling, Dreadful Horror of Death, Night Sweats, Cold Feet, Wakefulness, IHm' ness of Vision, Languor, Universal Imssitudv of the Mttseular System, Often Enormous Appetite, with Dysj>epde Symptoms, Hot. It a mis, Flushing of tba lioily, Dryness of the Skin, Pallid Countenance, nnd Eruptions on the Face, Pain in the Back, Heaviness of the Eyelids, Fref quentlr Black Spots Firing before Use Fyee, with Temporary Snfhsius and Loss of " ! Sight, H ant of Attention, Great klobilitr. Rm(. lwnrw, villi lloc* ror of Society. Nothing is more desirabl? to such patients than solitude, and nothing they more dread for frsr of themselves ; no repose of manner. no ?ran* neat, no speculation, hot a hurried Transition from one question to another. There symptoms if allowed to go on?which ; this medicine invariably remrtvea?toon follow# Lot of Potter, Fatuity and Fpilrptie Film?iwwh* \ of which the patient inn v expire. ho ma My that these excesses are not frequently followed hy those direful diseaseo?INSANfTY AS J* CONSUMPTION! The records of /nam* A*y lam*, and the melancholy deaths of Conemaftion, . bear ample witneaa to the truth of theae aeeer. lions. In Lunatic Asylurasthe most melancholy exhibition apiieare. The oouiiteonrtce is aetual; ly sodden and quite destitute?neither Mirth or Grief erer visits it Should a sound of the voiee ocenr, it is rarely nrtieulate. " With woful measures wan despair I<ow sullen eounda his grier beguiled." I>ebility ie most terrible t and has brought ' thousands upon thousands to untimely graves, thus blasting the ambition of many nob|e youths. It can be enrc?l by the n*e of this INFALLIBLE REMEDY. . If you are suffering with any of tha aboredfs tressing ailments, the FLUID EXTRACTBU CHU will cure you. Try it, and be convinced of its efficacy. Beware of Quack JVarfwrni and Quack Doctor*. who falsely boast of abilities and references. CI' tixens know and avoid them, and save Long Buffering, Money and Exposure, by sending or calling for a l>ottlc of this Popular and ^mecijte Remedy. It allays all pain ana indammatum, is perfectly pleasant in its taste and odor, but immediate ia its action. Helmbold's Extract Buchu Is prepared dli eetly according to tha Rules af PH&RMAOY ADD oaiMtsi mr Iwith the mitMl MWMey and Chemical knowledge and cure devoted in it* combination. ' 8h froftnor lhwu'i Valuable W*rli on the huetie* of Phytic, and moot of the late Standard Work* of faedieiM. I One huntfred doltara *ill be uuTto aay Phy? eioian who can prove that the Medicine ever ini jured a Patient; and the testimony of tbouaanda can be prodaeed to prove I hat it doM great food. Caeae of from one week to thirteen years' Mending have been effected. The meae of VOLUNTARY TESTIMONY in poaeecaioa of the Proprietor. vouching it* virtue* and aarative paw era. ia immeaae. embracing aamea well known to SCIENCE AND FAME. 100,C<?0 Baitlea Hnre Bm Ml, And not a tingle inatanee of a failure Itaa bean reported. . Pereonnlly appeared before me, an AldenoMt I of the oity of Philadelphia, H- T. UELXfiOLD. ('hernial, who, being duly aworn, doe* any, that tbia preparation contain* no Narootie, Mercery or intnrloua ltrvg, but are purely Vegetable. * n. I. aMiMOtlJUO, wvlb Sworn and auboeribed before ma this ltd day of 5 or em her. 1854. Wli. l\ H1BBARD, Aldcntonn. flux 91 per Bottle, or Sim for If, Mmt -i - >- ., Jti lit ti h y Ad J root, Aooompantod by rotUblo aod r?jxm?ble CertifiMlw from ProbiMN of Mixiteoi CoUofOC, Omtgyroon *md othor*. Pwftwd aaf (old by H. T. II ELM BOLD. I PrmaHemt nn4 Anotfiiemt Chemist, So. 99 South Tenth St., mkur+ Owmmfcr, I Amkublt Builoshos. Puua. tW To be hod of Tk*.J. lt> p*A* M??* a C, *n<1 .rf'oll Dro^UUthZo*? on? the United Stete<CW?J? ?al BfHiab ProCUMS OOAHANTKJSD. July 2 9 }y