TB^^^BT r {.' ijjfl
J'?0^
about^to relate will se|m Hke fiction ;
and above it for^nearly a imjo there
tlouse was the terror of tLe young, for
it was wh iaoered about among tbem
that it \tras daunted. In it dwelt Hans
" : rfch g9od uatured Dutchman.
irW| kept soma kind qf store or.rtopptnMpTace,
where the few straggling
wayfarers who had occasion to visit
ytlio oitv, to.dispose of their vegetables,]
lor make purcl vases?-for there were,
*even jtheu, some cultivated spots between
that point and what was called!
the French lanyards?(situated near]
Forty -second street.)
Before the door of that old Rod
House stood a wooden trough ; here
str aggjers would stop to let their
lliorses drink ; here, too, at all times of
the day, might Hans be ocen sitting on
a bench within the (Kirch, smoking his
p. 1 Ipipe, looking happy, and, I dare uay,
*' . , | feeling so. lie had lost his frav, but
Providence, as if to console him for a
eoriow he perhaps did not feel, had
loll him a daughter, his Peisy ! BotIjsy
was the idol of bis heart. She was
a good Matured healthy looking girl,
about four feet iu, heigh % and nearly
flfl oa e 11/? w?'na Ia'mm T
?*v yt v/nv* WO Uiiv Ttiw JUWRIII^ Rfc
Hans you might suppose hi? had 110
aim?lifo beyond watching tho wreaths
of smoke as thoy ascended from his
iy pipeffllJnt he had an aim. That aim
was to see his Petsy comfortably settled
in life. Hans had long fixed his eye
, noon a young countryman of his own.
who lived near Spuyten Duyvel Creek
?Slton by name?and M* Hans had
fixed upon for the husband of his Petsey.
Shon, however, though he came
regularly onoe a week to give his horse
a urink at the old trough and take a
mug of cider with llans, made littlo
progress in the way of courtship. Tim,
though it was not exactly agreeable to
Hans, he could not well sec how to
remedy. Crown desperate by the delay,
he was determined to make one
grand effort. Accordingly, on a memorable
Friday (that being ijCans1 lucky J
day) he filled his pipe and sat down in
the porch, to wait the arrival of Slum.
There was nothing perceptible in
the appearance of the man to indicate
I that a matter of great moment was on
hand, nothing could be observed save
perhaps that the curling smoke was a
little more dense, as ho puffed it vigorously
from his mouth. At length the
expected Shon came in sight, and Betsey
was ordered to bring out a dish o!
her best doughnuts, and a mug of
sparkling cider. " I think," soliloquised
Hans, " I shall know what ish
what, before I see the bottom of that
mug of cider." Shon then drove up
as usual, unhitched the bridle of his
horse in the same old way, gave and 1
jreceived the same old greeting, and '
filially took the same old seat. First 1
disappeared the oakes and cider. At 1
length after a long pulf, Hans said, 1
41 Te cakes po goot, Shon."
4i Ya," Shon replied.
44 Petsey makes them," rejoined 1
Hans. '
44 Ya," again replied Shon.
14 Shon," said Ilans, now losing some 1
of his Dutch apathy, 14 mine Petsey is 1
one nice girl." *
-.44 Ya," again said Shon.
44 Now, I tells you what Shon. the
man what gets mine Petsey, will get 1
something; he will get one cow, one 1
feather bed, one good frau, and when 1
I dies everything I has?yon knows
mino Petsey. To he sure she is not so
tall?but then sho is the wider out I
likes you, Shon ; will you have the cow,
the leather bed, and mine Petsey for
yonr frau ?"
>i Yu. vaf roariAHrli./l SI i/%ti n*? I
, J"' V?U"| DM UC
seized the mug and offered it to Hans.
The bargaiu was closed, and I do
not believe Shon has ever had cause
to regrcefc his bargain. The property
rrf TTnns heeame' valuable. Shon
got not only a good fran, a cow and
leather bpd, but on tho death of Hans,
tvhlch happened some fifteen years
after, sufficient to buy an estate near
Touters, where he now lives with his
good frou, who is the shortest and
vtidftt woman in the place. Shon
takes particular prido in five or six 1
little white-headed children, the joint
f property of fctsy and himself, lucre
Shon dwells, under tho shadow of his
own vine, where he still offers a inng ,
I of cider and a pipe to hi* friends.
/. [jYeio York I'icayutit.
"1 ' ***< Aa"-* 1
? A n story is told of a Michigan
jHrrnpr wno recently went down into <
Tiittrana to'hny'a^U-uvoof lioftee. Ilo i
WfW-Jcoucer ?Uwoni|littM bjGM to j
U, Aiul he foiled to meet ft biwfne* I
eiic^gcmoy^ On l>u>?ij< nither ro i
I
' agygi^^
^J
" Hallo P \vns the answer. j||
I " Got any Atchafalaya money ?"
jS'lcnty
" Well, pay it ortt, the bank's busted,
or ? gvvine to."
u Ay, ay," said Capt. Shallcrosa.?
rt Cferk have you got much of that
luionevP. v.
^ About ft thousand dollars, I reckon
sir,'V said tho clerk of the Pevtona.
" Well, stop at the first wood boat."
And tiie Peytona puffed on nnttl a
wood boat was seen moored to the shore,
with piles of cord wood around, and a
small ma.i, with his trowsers rolled up,
and his hands in his pockets, shivering
on the bank beside his l>oat, in the
chill December weather. " Wood
boat, nlioy 1" sang ont Capt. Shall.
Small man in the distance, "Hallo!"
" Want to sell tliftt wood ?"
Small man in the distance, " Yas."5-!
" Take Atchafalaya money ?"
Small man in the distance, "Ya9."
" lhtund to, pilot," said Capt. Shall.
The boat bonna down stream always
have to come around, with tho bows
pointed up stream, to resist the current
of the Mississippi; sometimes they encounter
a big eady, and hftve to tnko
ft sweep of 6oine" miles before they
reach tho landing place. So it was in
| this instance. " So you'll tako Atchai
falayu money for wood, will you ?" said
| the captain, as the boat approached the
shore.
" Yes," said the small man.
" How will you take it?" said Capt.
Shall, (meaning at what rate.)
"Take it even," said small man.
" What do you mean by even ?"
" Cord for cord, captain."
n l? A t ? il
- miner rouna again, pilot," said
Oapt. Shall, " and wood up at the next
wharf boat; I reckon this follow has
been potted by somebody on Atchafalaya.?Exchange.
Yankee Notions.?A Hoosier correspondent
of the "Western (Ind.) Herald
tells, in the following, a good one,
how a t toddler was taken in by the
Spencervillians, of Spencerville, that
State:
"Notions drove into town and commenced,
trade, when a [meridian stopped
up and selected goods to the amount
of one dollar, and carried them into
his store, and returned with a coon
skin, and says: 4 Sir, here is your pay
fur the goods.' 4 But, bold on,' says
Notions, 41 don't take coon skins for
my goods.' 4 Can't help it now ' says
the merchant, 4 the trade is made, and
a coon skin is a dollar here?legal tender.'
4 Well,' says Notions, 4 if them
are your laws here, I guess I can stand
it,' and at once concocts a plan to got
his coon skin into something available.
Clotting the coon skin into as small a
compass ns possible, he makes for a
saloon and there concludes to s|>end a
quarter. Holding one hand tinder his
coat, with the other he beckons up
throe or four suckers, and after drinking
all ronnd throws down the coon
skin and demands seventy-five cents in
change. 4 Yes,'says Boniface, 4 that is
a good dollar,1 and handed him out
three mu.skrat skins, and nays : 4Here,
sir, is ydurchange.' Notions took his
change and etarted."
Taie Buffalo Republic is guilty of
the following. It says the letter, evidently
intended for the 44 Retired Physician,"
was found in their box. The
owner can have it by proving property
and payiftSfcharges:
Ivoneyfrocx, Orgus 28, 1857.
Doctor ii. .Iambs : Iseo by yure advertisement
in the nusopa]>erB that
your sands nv life have necrly run owt.
1 had no idee sand wus so skecrce in
ynrc naiburhud. wo have got a big
iland hero about tu mile long where
eny kwantity nv sand ken be Dug up
& cwsed very extensive fur biluing
purposes. Kt yu ar most owt i wnde
like iu gil n brvw to M*ii> ju ?riui
more veri cbeepe?the sand is not so
Fine n.-abeo as eutrj yuve cecn. But
rvf ...? I-.- I? AI *
n j ii w 11 uiu en me wiBepHjierB iY git
the edurtnrs to say it was glide it wade
ilt? First rate. How mutch wude yti
yews in a yero & how much wude yn
L'ivc a Hogs hed Inr it and pay the
Prate? youres respectfully, *,
11. B.Mnmflj
P. h. Whi dont yu savo the SnuflB
won it runs owt it yews itftgftrtefJB
Ef yu wiul micfes sum m ullages with
the sand it woodcut linn owt so fust.
II. 13. B.
I " - '
Thk Soi.k BuKvn'oit.1?In a strolling
joinpuny they found it impossible to
nugteryimre than ouo soldier for I'i/r
^^ ^ ''''' '
It/ kij&i - ''Iv'ijnK s.
l-v, '
i^^ng lodJ'V endniance ^iiie to 41ie
main question which had brought her
thither: " Ivve been asked a good many
tithes Whether yon are not engaged to
Dr. C. .Now, if folks inquiro again
whether von are or not, what shall I
tell 'em T think?" " Tell them," answered
the young lady, fixing her
calm blue eves iri ttnbl'nBhing steadiness;
npou the inquisitive features ot
her interrogator, tell them that you
think VOI1 don't know, and vrvi arn
sure it is none of your business."
A Long Swjmbkr.?Lord North
, was accustomed to sleep during the
Parliamentary harangues of his adjversarics,
leaving Sir Grey Cooper to
note down anything remarkable. During
a debate on ship building, some
tediOus speaker entered on a historical
detail, in which, commencing with
Noah's ark, ho traced tho progress of
the art regularly downwards. When
he came to bulla the Spanish Armada,
Sir Grey inadvertently awoke the slumber
premier, who inquired at what era
the honorable gentleman had arrived.
Boing answered, M we are now in the
reign of Queen Elizabeth," " Dear Sir
Grey," said he, " why did yon not let
me sleep a century or two more!"
A coal dealer and an insurance officer
were conversing, when tho latter
suggestod cigars, and jocularly offered
to pay it the coal dealer, Mr. P., would
get them. 44 Agreed," was the word,
and Mr. P., received ten cents, went
off und bought a couple of cigars. Mr.
F., the insurance man, sat still in his
chair, received his cigar, and after
puffing and squeezing and punching,
remarked that. Mr. P., had better luck
with the .cigar he was puffing freely
away upon, than had fallen to his own
lot. 441 shouldn't Wonder," replied P.,
" lor 1 gnve eight cent* for mine, and
only two for yours."
Mk. Ciioatk was arguing a case bofore
a full bench of the Supreme Court
of Massachusetts, when lie, wishing to
j compliment Judge Shaw, exclaimed :
44 Wlien 1 look upon the venerable
Chief Justice, I am like the Jlindoo
before his Idol?I know that ho is ugly,
but I feel that he is very great.
44 Bon, who was the first mat* ?" asked
one juveuile of another the other
day.
44 Why Adam, to bo sure," was the
answer.
44 Well, who was the first woman
then ?"
44 Why, Adam's mother fo course."
A fkixow who married a termagant
who drove him to desperation and finally
to death just before dying requested
a friend to have the following
brief yet pungent inscription upon his
tomb: 44 Slain by.a jaw-bone."
A sunscuiuKU writes to the editor of
a western paper?" l ami t want your
little paper any longer." To which
the editor replies, " I wouldn't make It
any longer if 3*ou did."
41 You'vk misrepresented me," said
a member oi Parliament to a reporter.
44 You misrepresented your constituents
still more, was tho repl}\
An Irishman caught a hornet in his
hand, but dropped it and exclaimed,
44 Be jabers, what kind of teeth do your
birds have in Aineriky ?"
CHABLES HICKEYT
(Successor to Emanuel Currant,)
MANrFACTtltKtt OF
LOOKING GLASS, PORTRAIT
And Picture Frames,
AND DKALKB IN
LOOKING GLASS PLATE8,
BRACK Km WINDOW CORNICES,
ROOM MOULDINGS, &C.
J 164 KINO 8TKEET,
CIIAPvLESTON, 8. C.
HP" Old Frames He-gilt equal to new.
Apni so ssg&gjr r
GREENFIELD'S
n 111111/ rtnnrnnn cimnnn
1'MIILI URUIFjIU 51 VMS.
UNDER M'DEE'S HALL--8URSEY'8 OLD 3TAN0,
f AT RECEIVED, Ht the above Store, ? General
Assort niviit of
AMiLY GROCERIES,
tod by the proprietor, coneUtiiur of clmioe
les of HIJOARM, Coffee. Mo1n-i.ee, Rice, Rice
Flour, Kteh, etc., To Ail of which lie invite*
the AttonttofltttffMouftokeoper# ?n?l other*.
Ap-.il '2,1 50 if
Din BootP Shwi T^etho
lE^
BALES OF PLANTATION BLANKETS C
" All Wool Piain#
" Sehyle'# Georgia Kerwya anu Plains
? low-price Georgia Kersey# and Plain#
?' Kod, Blue ounGrey Flannel#
White Twill Flannel#
.? *.i a i i^ iij n.n?i< akx.iti...
" f 4 ~W ?!"* *' V ?? ??
" Schyle*s Stripe Georgia Osnoburgs
" heavy Cotton Osunburgs
u heavy 4-4 Brown Shirtings
" Sea Island Brown Shillings
" heavy 8-4 Brown Shirtings, at 6?cts.
" heavy Brown Orttton Drilling
" Superfine Brown Cotton Drilling
RICH FAIL AND WD
SUPER 4-4 FUENCII AND ENGLISH CHINTZ
" 4-4 Cashmere Pattern Chintz
" 4 4 Scotch and English Ginghams
Choice Printed and Plain Chnllys
Choico Stripe and Plaid Poplins for Fall Wear
Super Printed French Deisms and Cashmeres
Choice Printed French DeLains for Children
Plain French DeLains and Cashmeres, all shades
Oct 20-24-tf
Flows, Stoves, 1
WE keep constant ?sK
ly on hand a largo n?- 1 'J
Sij*?Asort-inent of One and ohHmHcotm** (
?Ttl5l'Pwo-lIorse Turning, Subsoil and Hillside
which we challenge the world to equal in good '
work, ease of draft and durability.
We have also a largo nnd beautiful assortment
of Cooking, Parlor, Dining Boom, Bed ltoom
and Charcli
STOVES,
to which we particularly call the attention ol (
those ivho wish to purchase.
Also on hand, Wash nnd Stock BOILERS,
Corn Shollers, Straw Cutters, Ac. Copper, Sheet
Iron or Zine Work done to order. Cistern or
Well Pump^furnishcd and put up.
We also uro making and receiving from NewYork,
a superior assortment of
m;_ a v itr
uu aim uaptumsu ware, (
among which the I?adios iimv find a great varic- |
ty of Cnko Cutters and Bake Pans.
FOOT and BATHING TUBS, or any other Ar
tide in our line, inado to order, nnd Fainted in
tho best manner. We are ai?o prepared to do ]
Roofing and GutU'rltil
in the latest and best manner on short notice (
Country Merchant* invited to examine onr
stock of ^
rJTMIir WAl?.K3a
We say it is superior, nnd we do not wish to
hnve our word taken for it Come and see. r
Cash paid for Old Copper, Bcbs Wax and Old
Pewter.
4 39" Bags taken in exchange for Tin Wars.
SHERMAN BROTHERS, n
Mil 12 44 tf
J. t. UOVKT. W. II. IIOVKY
W. H. HOVEY & C0., ?
PKOPKIKTOIM OF ?
THE LADIES' STORE, f
DKALKRS IN
FANCY & STAPLE DRY GOODS,
js&3m a&sse c
BONNETS, RIBBONS, l(
Housekeeping: Goods. e
izjay' aaiM wkmwMS"
AND '
INDIA RUBBER GOODS, {
QRE?!fVILLK, S. C. a
______ v
N. B.?Orders accompanied by the oosh for
Medical, Law or Library Books, Musical Instruments
and Sundiics, promptly filled in New
York, and delivered at our oounter on shortest C
notice.
Jan '22 87 _ ly j
T. W. DAVBS,
Watchmaker & Jeweler, r
p. TAKFS the liberty to announce
ICJ 10 t,'MJ ?' Groenville, and (
jbgjtho snrrounding country, that he o
' iipnti'1 prepared to do nil manner of
work in his line of business, such as U
Watch, Clock and Jewelry Repairing, 3
all of which shall be dono in the r.entost manner. ?
Watch Wheels, Pivots, Pinions, Jewels, Screws, ^
Hands, Glasses, all done .at the shortest notice, "
and in a workmnnliko manner. Please give him M
a trial, and you will l>e pleased. e.
He also makes J1SWKLBY to order, sueh as l'
Oold Guard, Fab 4 Vest Clmlnn,
All kinds of GOLl> BUTTONS, such as Bosom.
Sleeve and Collar Buttons. All kinds of Hair rl
Work Trimmed in the ?t?l?
- - - ? ? -V ,v* !
His work cannot bo surpassed in this part of ?
tho country. &
His shop may bo found at tlia Goodlett House, )t
in the room formerly occupied by Messrs. Bailey n
A Owen ?;
Greenville, July 3 , !867. ' . I* tf a.
~ ^j^xCHES 11
c^exs &m MW&my. J
E. i. PI\soi\ ?!
(AGENT,)
TJEGS leave to announce to tho citizens of o\
.!> Greenville, audsurrounding country, that
ho has opeaed a Stock of tho Above-nfttued Ar- S
tfeles on Avenue street, In the Building formerly N
known as" AvenuoStreet ohfeotionery," which
ha wHl aall tOW for CASH.
Repair and Sit Up P
WATCHES. CLOCKS AND JEWELRY, r
Tn the best of stylo. *'
Thankful to bis former patrons nnd friends,
for their liberality and patronnge, ho respect' r
hilly Soli,-its a eoittinuancc of the same..
Give bin) a eall, snd ho will endeavor to
! !,-uh.-. ^ ^ 37-if ^ ^
' . - ' ' ' -?:?iLmLii
I
KV TO HIS LARGE AND FULLY
IK OF FRESH *WsF"-' 1
^INTKK J*
r IMPORTATION. \
!nees of Bine, Orey nml Stcel-Mlxed SATIXETS1
" lovr-priue SutlneU
" luw iaioe Kentucky Joan*
?? V i n "*! j-, 1 jw
" Servants' heavy Bleached Sbirtinge r?
" Cambric Long Cloths lb
" Superfine 18Bleached Shirtings
" 8-4.1 -4, 11 4 and IS 4 Bt'oVd 8h eeting.* I
" EnglUh Prints, at 5$ cts. ";i 2
" good Fur Calico, at ftj eta.
M super English Dross Prints
" cheap GingliRms
" Bleached Twill Jeans
" low-price Muslin Delaine n
STTBR DRESS GOODS.
Main Union DeUagc, a? 12$ cts.
Main AH Wool DeUnge, nil shades
Uch Side Stripe Printed French Cashmeres
Uoh Cashmere Hiding nnd Walking llobcs
tich Chally Walking Hobes
dieses Chnlly Bynderc ltdbee ij
Jaslunere, DoI?uin, and Chally Byndore Patterns.
A. F. BROWNINGREADITEAD!!
READ!!! J
IT WILL TAKK YOU BUT A VKW MINUTES, ?
AND MAY SAVE YOU "
MANY YEARS Or SUFFERING !
Darter's Spanish Mixture! <
THE GREAT PURIFIER OF THE BLOOD! ^
The Best Iterative Ever Yet Discovered I t
Phytician? pretcribe if, mid every On* that ''
use* it it a teaikiny advert itement. No
Medicine ever yet offered to the -dine- '
rican public hat pained euch jiopulurity
in to thort a time at 1
DARTER'S SPANISH* MIXTURE! 1
Jt will Cure any catc of Scrofula.
JX will Cure any case of Rheumatism.
It will Cure any cage of Syphilid.
It will Cure any case of Salt Rheum.
It tcill Cure any cate of Neuralgia.
It will Cure any cage of Fererarul Ague, j
!)r an^r Diseases arising from an impure state of
SCROFULOUS READER I ,
I*. cured tbn neice of the Hon. John Minor <
iotts. it member of ('ongn-ee from Virginia, of ?
tcrofuln, nfl.'r the skill of the best Physicians,
>oth of New York and Philadelphia, had been
ried in vain ; nnd it will euro yen, render, if
rou aro so affected. f
RHEUMATIC READER! i
It enrad P. Burritf, Esq., of Cincinnati, of r,
Hienmntistn of 4 yenrs standing, after all other |i
ctnedies lint) failed. We hove hundreds of such
ertificntcs. Call on 'lie Agent nnd get a Book
nd Circular, and rend far yourself ibe many renarknble
nnd nstonishing crtres it has made.
SYPHILITIC READER! I
The celebrated Dr. Butcher writes us that he I
nd two of the most severe and long standing t
nses of Synhili* that, would yield to none of .'he V
sunl remedies, but ho cured one ease with sis, |
nd the other with nine bottles of CARTERS
SPANISH MIXTURE. We liavo known It
sed in over a Tuoisanii cask*, and liuve yet to ?'
car of a failure in any ease. j?
YE SHAKING THOUSANDS HEAD ! I
AflllK Avn Ekvco ?.Dft nnl CiiUUa II" ? II
urv, or any such noxious Drugs, but try at once 1
bis great Alterative and Purifier of tlio Tllood ; |>
,'arte/e ftpanieh Mixture will euro nay and every ?
ase of Ague and Fever. Wo hove never yet
mown it to fail. I
And for nil Diseases arising from an impure }
tnte of tbo lllood, no modioine has over yot been '
jund to have so good an effect. If you nr? sick, r
ry it at onco; do not delay ; time is precious,
nd health the greatest of all blessings, without "
vhich all else is valueless. .
DR. WM. S. BEERS ?fe CO., o
PnoPRiRTOH8, Richmond, Ya.
And for sale by R KllUTGH, Druggist, Agent,
?r-snvillo C. 11., S. C. S-ly May S8 o
SOWAED ASSOCIATION k
| PHILADELPHIA.
Important Announcement. j|
rail |?er*ons afflicted with Sexual Diseases, '
sneh as Spermatorrhea, Seminal Weakness, ^
innotenoe, Gonorrhoea, Gleet, Syphilis, the Vice
f Onanism, or Self Abuse, Ac., Ac.
lite f/O WARD ASSOCIATION in view of J
he awful destruction of human life, caused by
exual Diseases, and the deceptions practised upn
the unfortunate victims of such diseases hy
(nock*, have directed their Consulting Surgeon, L
s a charitable act worthy of their name to give S
cdkul advick oratis, to ail pers >ns thus afflict- ?
d, who nnply by letter, with a description of *
tieir condition, (age occupation, linl.it* of life,
CIS \ All/1 m aaaos awt-A... ? 3 *
.,v ... VI OAtlClim |M?YtTVJ flllU BUI J
ring, to furnish medicines free charge.
The Howard AmocUU-mi i? a benevolent InLitution,
established by speci.il endowment, for
t?e relief of the aiek And distressed, Afflicted
-it Ik " Virulent And Epidemic Diseases." It bAA
ow a eurplui of metai, whiah the Directors
Ave voted to expend in Advertising the Above J
otioe. It is needluAe to Add thAt the Assoeia r
*liehi?he!>l !fed?*et sVSli of the
ge. And will furnish the most Approved modern ^
reattnenb ^ ?
Just Published, by t).o Association, a lleport ,'j
n Spermatorrhea, or Seminal Weakoosn, the
iee of Onanism, MaatnrbAtion of Self- Abuse, and t,
ther Disenses of the Sexual Organs, by the (Am ,v
tiling Surgeon, which will he sent by moil, Jin
sealed envelope), Free of Chargo, on the receipt v,
fTW'O STAMPS for postage. ...
Address, DIt OKO. CALHOUN, Consulting t|
nrgeon, Howard Association, No. 2 South
INTH Street, Philadelphia, Pa- y,
By order of tho Director*, j.
Z?.l\A D. HAttTWELL, President. n,
Owv. FstecuiLb, Secretary. ?]
Feb 9 *i J* if V
>. S. LAWToX, i ( C-.WRKAKKR, fj
Formerly of C \ jHF of N
swtoitvilju, S. C. J ( CmBfestoDjtf^J. G. ^
LAWTON & CO StL a
nt'lor*, Forwarding nnd^Mh*
iniw?Ion Mcrchnnts^
To. 30 J>Jas( Hat/ami Doycr it^s Wharf,
B -
teixabold's Genuine Preparation
id removing till Improper Discharges from tlio
*U,l"sSlSwM3 (DI& BP3BjSZL&&ISv
rom whatever cause they may have Originated,
LVD NO WLATTS8 or BOW lOHO STANDING
'wing Health and Viqor to the fYame, anJSmeom
to the Pallid Cheek.
Joy to the Afflicted!!
: cures Nervous and Debilitated Sufferers, end
;niove* all the Symptoms, among whlcli,will
e found ft.fy"
Indisposition to Ex- I
ertion, Loot of Power, '<v9k
Loss of Memory, Difficulty or I
Breathing, General Weakness,
Ilorror of Disease, Weak Nerves,
Trembling, Dreadful Horror of Deatb,
Night Sweats, Cold Fact, Wakefulness, JDimese
of Vision, Languor, Universal Lassitude of I
the Muscular System, Often Enormous Appetite,
with Dyspeptic Symptoms, Hot Hands,
Flushing of tho Body, Dryness of tho
Skin. Pallid Countenance, and
Eruptions on tbs Face, Pain -I
hi the Back, Heaviness ' .
of tho Eyelids, Freuently
Black Spots Flving before the Eyes,
with Temporary Suffusion and Loss of
KV Bight, Want of Attention,
Great Mobility, Restlessness,
witu Horror
of Society,
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