The southern enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1854-1870, January 07, 1858, Image 4
Equivocal Compliment.
The Troy Bulletin' reproduces the
following from an old numlmr of the
Cha^ln'bere Hrlbnhe:
u Old Hodgee ww a member of the
House of Representative of Georgia,
from Bryan county, in the year 18-i?.
He was a clever liberal minded "old
cock, but aomewhat impulsive and
very much addidted to profane language.
Duripg Ae session, a preacher
of the Universalist denomination
came along and tried to get a pulpit to
preach in, bat was refused by all the
orthodox churches. Ilodgcs said he
went in for the fair thing, and intro.1
AAil n l/VIt _ tr?l? I /tit ?tnaan<^
VtllWUU (I 1 COUI llbiuu >VlltV*l prtOOCVI
giving the preacher the use of the Hall
of the Llnuse, on ? particular eveupig.
The appointed tipie came, and the man
that advocated the idea that the Kingdom
ot Fleaven was like a sweepstake
race 4 free for all weighte and ages,', delivered
a very g^nid nisffourse, sustaining
the positions of his denomination.
Wnen he had concluded, he remarked
that the evening was not more than
halt spent, and that he was perfectly
willing that, any oho present disagree-*
ing with his views, snOnld answer his
arguments ; any gent Ionian might do
so without reply.; There was a pause
?no one wished to speak?and the
thing was getting rather awkward,
when the member from Bryan rose,
and addressing the preacher, said,
4 Sir, I presume no one hero wishes to
reply. You have acquitted yourself
damned handsomely, and I move that
this meeting adjourn.* The meeting
did adjourn, amid roars at the expense
of Ilodges, who was unconscious of
having made any peculiar remark."
As a pendant to the foregoing, our
narrator says, ho once told the anecdote
to the Rev. Dr. ? , (orthodox.)
of Franklin College, who remarked
th.1t Ilodges1 speech, he presumed,
was a 4i very good doxology to the ser
inon they had heard 1" But he was
not charitable.
P/ok rp r>k Stohk."?A" friendly
correspondent writing from Washington,
Pa., says:
"lake most other small towns, we
have here a 4 colored church,* where
man)' amusing things arc said, exhilerating
to tlic spirits of the few who occasionally
visit our 'Ilavti' meeting
houses. ' llayti * is the name given
to that part of our town where " pussons
of color' reside. One winter eve-1
ning when the colored preacher was in !
the midst of his season, making a most
violent if not a most eloquent appeal'
to his hearers, one of the legs of the !
stove fell out, and as a natural consequence,
the red hot stove tipped over
at an a' gle. alarmingly suggestive of
tire. The audience, pf course, commenced
crowding out of the door like
a fockof black sheep. But the preacher
was equal to the occasion. Addressing
one of his prouiinont members,
ho cried out:
4 Pick up do stobe, bi nder Bolah I?
pick up de stobe ! De Lor' won't let it
burn you ! Only hab faith !'
Poor brother Boler had, unfortunately,
too much faith, and immediately.
seized ir, an glowing as it was ; i>nr. 110 1
sooner had his fingers come in contact !
with the fervent iron, than he dropped ,
it again, and dancing around on one ;
foot, blowing his skinless fingers, lie;
exclaimed with all the energy that lie |
could throw into liis voice:
'Deduce he won't I' De duce he !
won't!"
A Sell. .
The Fall River Monitor tella the fob
lowing good story : 44 A countryman
(farmer) went into a store in Boston
the other day, a.id^told the keeper a1
neighbor of his had entrusted him with |
some money to expend to the best ad-'
vantage, and lie meant to do it where
lie would bo beat treated. lie had
been used very well in Boston l,y the
trailers, and he would not part wi^
tho neigbBor^ money until he found a
man who wiaUd treat. him about right.
With some suavity, the trader 6ays, 'I
think I can treat you to your liking, j
how do you want to be treated^'?
4 Well,' says tho farmer, with a leer in
his eye, 4 In the first pla?e, I want a
glass of toddy,' which was forthcoming.
4 Now I will have & nice cigr.;-,' says
the countryman. It was promptly
handed him, !e surely lighted, and tlien
throwing himself hack, with his feet as 1
highnsliis head, he commenced pulaway,
like a Dutchman. *NoW|
what do you want to purchase V says
the store keeper. ' My neighbor hand ed
yp? two cent*, when I left home, to
buy him a ping of tobacco; have you
got the article ?' " The store keeper
sloped instanfer, and the next thing"
that we hear of hiin was, that hjs sides
were shaking and his faco on fire with
laughter, as he was relating the adl to
his friends down town.
Ma. John Smith, of London, has dis*
continued eating crabs, as he had eaten
them so long that every thing lie undertook
went backwards.
Why do men chew tobacco? Why,
to get the strength out.
nisi i ti i ntf mm
&& *fcM&' V? -: W-P*? :? <*%$*' W
L gg
A Tkkmbwjoot Fast Bobsk.'?Many
years ago * solitary horseman might
bavo boen seen swiftly riding towards
Toledo, Ohio. The eun had just set in
the western horizon:' Twas the dose,
in short/of an election day, and that
solitary horseman was courier from aa
important township in Lucas county!
The returns from every township in
the county, but the one we speak o?
had been heard from at Toledo, ana
the vote of this very* township was
needed to tell how the county had gone.
At length the solitary horseman arrived
iu Toledo, aud reined his "foaming
steed up before the Indiana House.
A big crowd?Democrats and Whigs
?ruslied for the news.
"Better time," .said the solitary
horseman, looking at his watch, " was
never made by live hossl Fifteen
miles in thirty-two minutes!! What
d'yq think of that, gontlemen ?" asked
the horseman.
" Cuss the hosa," yelled the excited
crowd," hyw has ?? township gone?"
" Geu'lmen," replied the solitary
hoi-Hem an, " I dis remember. It went
either Whig or Democrat, but I've
oeen so taken with the speed of tbis
'ere boss that I forgit which ; but, gen'lmen,"
roared the excited horseman,
rising in his saddle and frantically
waving his whip in the air, "you may
just rest satisfied o.i one point: All
can't beat this hosa 1"
"That Last Remark."?A Texas
correspondent of the Montgomery Mail,
tells the following :
Not far below this place, on one of
the banks'of the beautiful Colorado, a
party ot Paddies were ditching. There
chanced along a lot of teamsters, and
one, proverbial for his wit and blackguardism,
thought he'cWiavc a bit of
fun by bandying words, with tho ditchers.
Soon, to his mortification, they
had worked ki.ii up to boiling heat,
and, to use his own language, he commenced
spiling for a fight. After he
had ranted around oonsidemhlo nro!
pretty well exhausted lus spite, the old
4i bo99 " who had said nothing during
the sharp shooting of words, stepped
up, and patting him on the shoulder*
said j " You musn't mind these boys,
MY FItIKKI),TIIKY'ar ALWAYS making FUN
of some fool oh other."
The writer does'not tell us whether
or not this cooled the man's heated an- j
ger.
At a literary dinner in London,
whtere Thackeray and Angus It. Reach 1
were vis a vis at table, Mr. Thackeray,
who had never before met the gen
t.femnn, addressed him as Mr/Reach,
pronouncing the name as its orthography
would naturally indicate.
" Re-ack,sir?Ite-ack, if you please,"
said Mr. Iteacii, who is ptinctillunis in
having his name pronounced in two
syllables, as if spftlled Ite-ack.
Thackeray of course apoligiscd, and
corrected his pronunciation ; but in the !
course of the dessert, ho took occasion
to hand a plate of fine peaches across
th? table, saying, in a tone which only,
he possesses:
u Mr. Re ack, will you take a peack
?"
An old farmer, who was in the night- j
ly habit of counting his live stock, to
see if any had gone astray, said to his
son one evening previous to retiring :
" John, have von counted the lino*9"
7 J ? ?o~
u 1 cs.
"And the Turkey 8 ?"
" Yen."
And the cows ?"
" Yc8."
" And the sheep ?"
" Y e?,"
"Well, John, now go and wake upj
the old hen and count her, and then |
we'll go to bed." * j
A Costi/v Candlestick.?Onr friend
R , a son of the Emerald Isle, had
occasion to viciit the South some time
since. Wheh he returned,.he remarked
to ROine friend that the Southern
people were very extravagant. Upon
being asked why so, he said that where
lie staid they had a cartdlestich worth
eleven hundred dollars.
" Why, how in the world could it
have cost-that much?" gasped Dan's
friend.
" Oeh, ho jahers! it was nothing
mor'n a big nigger frlldw holding a j
torch in his hand for us to oat by I"
A newspaper article recently informed
the public that the hands at
Mr. Jones* machine-shop bad struck.
Mr. Jor.cs cAtne out the next day denying
it, as they had not struck a stroke
for a week.
The editor of tbe Nashua Telegraph
has a ITawkesprinting-press, and works
on it himself, and he says the fly wheel
casts, by gas light, a revolvingelmdow;
which is palj/ab/y wearing out the
Jh>or !
The lollowing is on a tombstone in
Ireland:
" Here lie* tbe body Of J<fl?n Mound,
Lost at sea and never found."
If a ri'lkr hearken to lies, all his1
servants arc wicked.
i ^
onhnud'a largo
Two-florae Turning, 0uW>il tlillgidc
which Vovhallengo the world to eqtal !a good
work, ease of draft and durability. .
W? have also a large and boant ifnl assortment
of Cookiftg," Farlor, Dining Room, Bed Room
and Chotchy. .j. ||
STOVES,
to which we particularly call the attention ol
those who wish to purchase.
Also on hand, Wash and Slock "BOILERS,
Corn Shelters, Straw Gutters, Ac. Copper, Sheet
Iron or Zinc Work done to order. Citfcrrn or
Woll Pumps furnished anil put up.
Wo also ars making and receiving from New
York, a suporior assortment of
Tin and Japanese Ware,
among which the Ladies may find a great variety
of Cake Cotters and Bake Pans.
FOOT and BATUI NO TUBS, or any other Article
in our line, made to order, and Painted in
the best manner. We are also prepared to do
Roofing and Guttering
in the latest and best manner on short notiee
Country Merchants invited to examine our
stock of
miv -mwimlmaK:*
We say it is superior, and we do not wish to
havo our word taken for it. Come nnd see.
Cash paid for Old Copper, Bees W ax and Old
Pewter.
Rags taken in exchange for Tin Ware.
SHERMAN BROTHERS.
Mh 12 44 tf
WATCHES,
cwvm AM) jiiWBjfcanr.
E. I. PINSON
(AGENT,)
BEGS leavo to announce to the citirens of
Greenville, and surrounding country, that
he has opened a Stock of the above-named Articles
on Avenue street, in the Building formerly
known as * Avenue Street onfectionery," which
he will sell LOW for CASH.
IIE WILL ALSO
tj j n:. TT?
ivvptiu nuu en up
WATCnE9, CLOCKS AND JEWELRY,
Iu the best of style.
Thankful to liis former patrons and friends,
for their liberality and patronage, he respectfully
solicits a continuance of the same.
* vsr Give him a call, and ho will endeavor to
please. < 87-tf Jan 22
"agency for
LIFE JiNd FIRE INSURANCE!
YHE.MWEVD1ILK'
MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
Insures Houses, Stores and otheT Property
AGAINST FIRE:
And the Lives of White Persone and Staves,
between the ayes of 10 and (10 years,
OX such terms as to render it a most safe and
desirable Investment. Full details, with
the Constitution and By-Laws of the Company,
will be furnished on application to any of tho Offtuers
of tho Company.
JOSEl'll 11. OSBORNE, Pr<*t.
\VM. W. MCDOWELL, McePre*.
J as. B. Raxkin, Secretary it Treasurer.
JOHN W. GRADY, Agent,
Inn 8 2.7-1 r GREEN Vfl.LF, S. C.
VyM. II. ALLEN,
SURGEON DENTIST, .
rHAS returned from l'hiladol/phia,
prepared, in every way, to
"" nsff.ms all i.. Kla ? I
fission in the moat ekillnl and approved manner.
Having proeared every improvement of the day,
persona can anftly relv on having every opogntion
performed in*the same manner as done in
Philadelphia or New York.
Kther and Chloroform given when desired.
Parsons desiring attention must make appointments
previously.
tw Rooms in McBee's Building. * ?- I
March lit 4 45 tf
CHARLES HICKEY,
(Succtstior to Emanuel Currant,)
MANUFACTURER OF
LOOKING GLASS, PORTRAIT
And Picture Frames,
AND DEADER IN
LOOKING GLASS PLATES,
BRACKETS, WINDOW CORNICES,
ROOM MOULDINGS, & .
154 KINO STREET,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
rif Old Fruinen He-gilt equal to new. i
April 30 M 1 y
GREENFIELDS
FAMILY GROCERY STORE.
UNDER M'BEE'S HALL-BURSEY'S OLD STAND.
JUST RECEIVED, at the above Store, a General
Assortment of
FAMILY GROCERIES,
elected by tl/fc proprietor, ennmating of choice
aatiolaa <?f QlTTl A D J fl-lf- - W_l
ui oiMiniv7, wn?i\ tQuin?9P*, nice, nice
Flour, Fish. etc., etc. To nil of whieh he invitee
the attention of housekeeper* and other*.
April 28 50 tf
\T. 9. LA "'TON. ) ' O " RRKAKFP.
Formerly of I ^ of
Lawtonvilie, 8. C. J ( Charleston, S. C.
LAWTON & CO.j
factor*, Forwarding and Com*
uitmloit fflercknnu,
No. 38 Ea*t Bay and Boyct <k CWt Wharf \
a. ?.,
WILL NKI.I,
COTTON, RICE, FLO! IR, W FIE AT, CORN,
NAVAL STORES, *o.
ptT Having an experience of twenty-five
year* in business, we guarantee satisfaction to
ail who patronize us. j
fTburty, f
Dealer In Boots, Shoes, Loathe
7l
OPPOSITE ), C, P, JETER'S BQOKSTORf
cftEKNVILLK, S. C., j*
S^fs. IS Prepared ?o furnish, avaf
slaving competent workmen engaged, C.
assure his patron* that all work will to 7J1* e*n
|>oNr and WARRANTED. jNasvLr
1 Fobo S9 \ k?
* , tf
i^iii <r* - 1 g
v>
" "White Twill Flannels
" 5-4, 8-4, 10-4 11-4 Brown Sheeting*
" ftehylo's Stripe Georgia Osnalmrgs
" heavy Cotton Osnftbur^*
" heavy 4-4 Brown Shirtings
" Sea Island Brown Shirtings
" heavy 8-4 Brown Shirtings, at 6J ota
" heavy Brown votton Drilling 'r.A !
" Superfine Brown Cotton Drilling
RICH FALL AND WI
SUPER 4-4 FRENCH AND ENGLISH CIIINTZ
' 4-4 Cashmere Pattern ChinU
" 4 4 Scotch and English Ginghams
Choice Printed 4nd Plain Chollys
Choice Stripe and Plaid Ponlins for Fs'l Wear
Super Printed French Delams and Cashmeres
Clioico Printed French DeLains for Children
Plain French DeLaiu* and Cashmeres, all shades
Oct 29-24-tf , j
READ! READ!! READ!!!
IT WILL TAKK YOU HUT A FEW MINUTES, j
AND MAY SAVE YOU
MAMY YEARS OF SUFFURIIfO !
Carter's Spanish Mixture!
THE GREAT PURIFIER 9F THE BLOOD!
The Best Alterative Ever Yet Discovered!
Phytician* prescribe it, and every one that
Meet it it a walking advcrtitcmenL No
Medicine ever yet offered to the American
public hat gained n<chpopularity
in to t/tort a time as .',-XV
CARTER'S SPANISH MIXTURE!
It mil Cure any ease of Scrofula.
It will Cure any case of Rhettma
It mil Cure any case of Syphilis.
It will Cure any case of Salt Rheum.
It will Cure any case of Neuralgia.
It will Cure any case of Fever and Ague,
Or ony Diseases arising from an impure state of
the Blood.
SCROFULOUS READER! *
It cured the neice of the Hon. John Minor
liott*, a member of Congress from Virginia, of
Scrofula, after the skill of the host Physicians,
both of Xcw York and Philadelphia, had be?m
tried in vain; and it will cure vcu, render, if
von arc so affected.
RI1EUMATIC READER!
It cure?J D. Burritt, Esq.. of Cincinnati, of
Rheumatism of 4 years standing, nfter nil other
remedies had failed. We have hundreds of such
certificates. Call on the Agcut and get a Book
and Circular, and rend for yourself the many romarkuble
and astouishing euros it has made.
SYPHILITIC READER!
The celebrated I)r. Butcher writes it* that ho
had two of the most severe and long standing
cases of Syphilis that would yield to none of the
usual remedies, but he cured one case with six,
and the other with nine bottles of CARTERS
SPANISH MIXTURE. We hnvc known it
used in over a TumtsAXu cases, and have yet to
hear of a failure in any case.
YE SHAKING THOUSANDS 11EAI) 1
Aoi:k axi> peven.?Do not take Quinine, Mercury^ir
any snali noxious ltrngs, but try at once
this great Alterative and Ihiriiier of the Blood ;
Carter's Spanith Mirturv will outre any and every
ease of Ague ami Fever. We have never yet
known it to fail.
And for all Diseases arising from an impure
state of the Blood, no medicine has ever yet Leuu
found to have so good an effect. If you are sick,
try it at once; do not delay; time Is 'precious,
and health the greatest of all blessings, without
which all elso is valueless.
DR. WM.S. BEERS CO.,
PnoPKiicTOUB, Richmond, Pir?.
And for sale by E KRUTCH, Druggist, Agent,
wr-cnvme t. ti., a. U. 8-ly May 28
1. J. HOVKT. W. 11. noVKT
W. H. HOVEY & CO.,
PROPRIETORS OF
THE LA-DIES' STORE,
DEALERS IN
FANCY & STAPLE DRY GOODS,
BONNETS, RIBBONS,
Housekeeping Goods,
Mill SHAM CLOOTIE
AND
INDIA RUBBER GOODS,
OREENYVLIE, 8. C.
N. B.?Order? accompanied br the caali for
Medical, Law or Library Book A Musical Inotruinenta
and Bnndiioa, promptly Ailed in New
,York, and delivered at our counter on ahorteat
notice.
Jan 22 87 ly
|)Av?s.
Watchmaker & Jeweler,
JPSfcv O TAKHSUlA liberty to announce!
//>/'?k? Hie eitiaon* of Omefttllle. and'
isnnsine^p^^ to do " n.'^nor of
AUof+ij^ - *nd J?wel?7 Uepalrlng,
or,, i, jnch nit a 11 be done in the r.eateet in Miner.
l|Md4*wh**l% Tirol*, Pinion*, Jewel*, (Screw*,
j*? Glaaec*, nil 'lone At the *horteat notice,
Jid in n workmanlike manner. Plenee give hint
/7 trial, and yon will hq pleaaed.
Ha alao make* JEwELRY to order, eneh m
ttold G?ard, r?i? A Veil ChMina,
All kind* of GOLD BUTTQJfS, anch a* Bo*om.
Sleeve and Collar Button*. All klnda of Hair
Work Trimmed in the lneateet atyle.
Hi* work oannot be anrpflaeed in thia part of
the country.
Hi* ahop may be found at the Goodlett Hotiae,
the room formerly occupied by Me ten Bailey
A Owe11. ifiT* w?
Green*life, July SO, 18.-57. 18 If
iroB work.
neatly oone at this office.
Ca+v* of-Blue, Grey ami Steeb^lixed .^AtlNETS
" low-price Satinets "" w'- "; ' '
" low- prioe JContucky Jeans
" cheap Long Cloths
" Servants' heavy Bleached Shirtings
" Corubric Long Clothe
M Superflne,7-9 Blenched Shirtings '
" 8-4,10-4,114 and 12 4 Bl'ch'd Sheetings
English Prints, nt 6J eta.
" good Fur.Cniioo, at ct*.
" Bupor English Dress Prints
" cheap Ginghmns si
" Blenched Twill Jennn
" lo#-pHce Mudin IVlnigs
NTBR DEESS^0OQMudk
Plain Union DeBoge, at 12$ eti/
Plain All Wool DuBiigc, all shades
Rich Side Stripe Printed French Cashmeres
Inhalation in Consumption,
11K ORCHITIS, LABYlVtilTIfl,
/1nd <iiher litsenses of the Chest and Throat,
y the Inhalation of
Meifiwteiltfdporx- and Powders, by Abjm
sorption and Constitutional Treatment,
as pivctiecd at the Stayvesant Mbdical
.Institute, New Vork City, N.
T11E unprecedented success which Kd* attended.
thin method of treating diseases
of .theJ^jaiffs and Throat, has induced the
,i< id degartfrom their usual course,
and' avaflTneft&eivos of the odlumns of the
Press to make tyfKnown iO such as may.be
laboring under, or predisposed to, such iitfec^ions.
The dawn of n brighter day has at
length iflrrtvcid for the Consumptive?the
doofifflE of thdirtdurabilitv of Consumption
has now pjvuied.'awa\\' Wdhave indubitable
proofs in our possession. thal^Consump- t
tion, in all its( stages, can be cured : in the
first, by tubercular absorption; in the second,
by the transformation of luberctile Siito
chalky and calcareous concretions /' in the
third, by cicatrices or sears. Those wedded
to the opinion of the past may'assert that it
is even now incurable. Such are behind the
age. To all this great troth mO*t be apparent,
viz : that medicines inhaled directly
into the lungs, whether in the form of Vapor
or Powder, must be more effectual than that
taken into the stomach. In short, tho only
ark of refuge for tho Consumptive is in Inhalation.
and such additional means, of
which the judicious Physician will avail
himself.
Such of the Profession that have ndopted
Inhalation, have (bund it sopth'ng and cjfi?\
cacious in the highest degree; arresting the
progress of the disease, and working wonders
in many desper&tC cascf ; in verity, a tViuinph
of our Art over tho foil deitroyor of
our species. \ ^
Note.?Physicians wishing trt make themselves
acquainted with this practice, are informed
that our timo being valuable, we can
only reply, as to ingredients used, to such
letters that contain a fee.
The fee, in nil cases of Cbhautflplion, will
bo $10, on receipt of which the necessary
medicines and iofttrument wilTbe forwarded.
Applicants will pleas* slate age, sex, occupation,
married cr single, how long affected, if
any hereditary disease exists in the family,
and symptom* generally. Let the name,
town nnu ouue ue plainly written?postage
for return Answers must be enclosed. Letters,
if Registered by the Post Msster, are
at our ii.<k. Address #
WALLACE MERTOUN, M. D., ? 8.
M. Institute, N. Y. City#
July 16 10 Cm
HOWARD ASSOCIATION
PHILADELPHIA.
Important Announcement.
r IX) all persons afflicted with Sexual Diseases,
X such as Spermatorrhoea, Seminal Weakness,
Impotence, Gonorrhoea, Gleet, Syphilis, the Vice
of Onanism, or Self Abuse, Ac., Ac.
The HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in view of
the awful destruction of human lite, caused by
Sexual Diseases, and tho deceptions practised upon
the unfortunate victims of such diseases by
Quacks, have directed their Consulting Surgeon,
as a charitable act worthy of their game to give
MicnioAL advjob onATie, to all pers in* thus afflicted,
who apply by letter, with a description of
their condition, (age occupation, habits of life,
Ac.,) and in cotes of extreme poverty and snf
feriug, to fur*i*h vwdicinttfn* of charge.
The Howard Association is a benevolent Institution,
established by special endowment, for
the relief of the sick and distressed, afflicted
with " Virulent and Epidemic Diseases." It has
now a surplus of means, which the "Directors
have voted to expend in*adverti*ing the above
notice. It is needless to add that the Associa
tirfn commands tlie highest Medical skill of the
age, and will furnish tho most approved modern
treatment, i?|?
Jlllt Plllili.h nil ttr 41 a ...
- -J*..>e\Mociaiion, a lie port,
on rtporrnntorrliotA, orX-.nioal Weakness the
vice of Onon?>m^^f,,fofgelf-Abnae, and
liimi AlWfiMPyoftlie Sexual Organs, by the Con
suiting Surgeon, which wilt f>4 aent by mail, (in
a sealed envelope). Free of Charge, on the receipt
of TWO STAMPS lor pottage. ?
Addreaa, DR. O^p, CALHQDX. Cbnaultfng
Surgeon. Howard Tv*?ooiation, No. 2 South
NINTH Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
By ordar of the Directors. .K,'
E7.KA I>. BARTWELL, fcreaidant
Oao. pjtiacn<L?, Secretary.
Fab t *9 tf
BGO KSTOitE,
MAIN STRKKf. NKXTTO MoBKR-R S^U*7
0<6T9tm WHKRRaonsUnUy Way be to??d
?i 'I fly' ?n<* wel1 aoliotftF Stock
u??jg of
MISCELLANEOUS, SCHOOL and CLASSIC-'
AL BOOK* Jfritlhg Fftpar.^liinlfDook*; Melnoraadumft,**;
Writing Desks and OWat Pert
i folios, Gold and steel lpen*PhnoBh, Ink. baling
I War, Wafer*, Slataa, Copy Books. Inkatanda, Rnlera,
Ac., Ao. J. (f. P. JOTER,
1 Jan 15 8f,-ty Sign of the Big Book.1*
I . ' TIM iiMiii^^i fl
It cures Nervous and Debilitated Buffered. and
removes all tho Symptoms, among whieb will
$?F
u Breathing, General -"WeaknosMC;
M&
mgnt.ciuoiu reei, waiceiuinews wmnew
of Viaioh, Languor, Universal Latitude of
the Muscular System, Often Enormous Appeti^witW)yspepbo
Symptoms, Ilot Hands,
Flushing ofthe Body, Dryness of the
Skin, P*lH<k.Countcnnnee, and
j, Eruptions coi'the Face, Pain
!. > '.A. in the Back, Heaviness ???* $ A
of the Eyelid*, Frequently
Bleok.Spote Flying before the Eyes,
with Temporary Suffusion and Loje of
Itti hMisM AUrr>
Nothing Is more desirable trtWWi patient* than
sdjitude, and nothing they mora dread for'fear'
of themselves; 110 repose of manner, no earnest
ness, no speeulation, but a hurried Transition
from one question to another. ,v: ^ JJLkl
Theao symptoms if allowed to go on?which
this medicine invariably recVotoi?soon
/?** of Paver, Patntty and Epileptic Fit*?in one
of which the patient may expire. Who cauaay
that theSo etfedises are not frequently followed
by those direful diseases?IESAKfTY AED
iVMPllONr The records of In/Ufa* Asylum*,
and the melancholy deaths of Consumption,
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TiLLnuatic Asylums the most melancholy
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so.hlen ami quite destitute Mirth or
Orief ever visits it. Shoulira sound ofthe voice
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It allnya nil pain ami inflammation, is perfectly
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Helmbold's Extract Bucka
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PHARMACY AND OKBM1S1 RY.
with the greatest accuracy and Chemical knowledge
nod care devoted in its combination. See
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BT =M- ?? O.JE1
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AM) FAME.
100,000* Bottles Have B??H Sold,
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Pcraoaally nppoared before me, an Alderman
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Chemist, who, being duly sworn, does say, that
this preparation contains no Narcotic, Mercury
or iniurions Drmr Kilt are nnr*l? __
*11 T. HEL^iBOLD, &>?e &a'nXcturer.
Sworn and subscribed before me tbie 23d day
of November, 1864.
WM. P. HIBBARD, Alderman. I
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ty To he bad of Dra. j. ii. Dean, Mimr k
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July 2 o Ijr
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| diseases soon yield to their ouratire properties.
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