The southern enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1854-1870, September 10, 1857, Image 4
A "John Donkey "
Why*fcr half past ten on Sunday 5
morning liko beef to a starving dog?
Because it is meat in time (mcetin'
time.)
Why do ladies at tho opera outrage
modesty ?
Because they go there bare necked.
* Why is a borse of g<x>d bottom like
honesty I
Because it is the best in the loiuj
run.
Why is a farmer sometimes a worker
of miracles ?
Because he turns bis horse to grass. |
Wbv is a burning house not on the
ground ?
Because it is on fire.
Why is a shad like a mackerel?
Because it ha9 a tail.
Why is a duel the most speedy of
all combats ?
Becanso it only requires two seconds
for its performance.
When is an orator most likely to get
stuck ?
As he comes to the point.
Wlw is a skillful physician like a
good divine ?
Because ho givis us good (lootrin.
Why is a distant friend sending for
money like a hypochondriac?
Because he is unable to com-fort
(comfort) himself.
Why is a fruit tree like a pair of bellows
?
Because it is useless if it will not
blow.
Why is the tail of dirt cart like a
liberal man?
Because it comes down with the
dust.
Why was Shacpere's Falstaff the
proper person to saw a leg oil"?
Because he was a great Sir John
(surgeon.)
The Dutchman and Dandy.
An old plain-looking and plain-spok
cu Dutch tanner, from tlie vicinity ol
the Ilelderburg, in pursuit of a dinner
the other day, dropped in at a restaurant.
Taking a seat alongside of a
dandylissiino sort of a fellew?all perfume,
moustaches and shirt collar?
our honest Mynheer ordered up his
dinner.
" What will it he, sir?" asked white
apron.
"Yon got corned beef, hey?" says
Dutchy.
" Yes."
"You got sourkronf, too, hey."
" Oh, yes."
" Veil, gif me some both."
Off started white apron on a keen
jump, and presently returned with
the desired fodder. The sourkrout was
smoking hot, and sent forth its peculiar
flavor, evidently satisfactory to
Mynheer's nasal organ, and vice versa
to that of our dandy friend, who, after
the dish had been deposited on tlie table,
and Mynheer was about com menc-1
ing an attack upon it, exclaimed :
" I?a?say, my friend, a?are 3-011 :
going to eat that stuff ?" \
Mynheer turned slowly around, and ,
looking at his interrogator with astonishment
sa3's he,
" Lat it I vy, ot course l eats it I"
"Well," said the dandy, "I?a?
would as lief devour a plate of guano!"
" Ah, veil," replied Mynheer, pitchin*;
in the sourkrout with an evident ,
relish, " dat depends altogether on
how von vas prought up."
Dandy looked kinder caved in, and;
wo left with the opinion that 1 Hitchv
was one ahead.
A Practical ?1okb.? In a neighboring
county one of the political parties <
had for one twenty years, been in the
habit of holding their nominating conventions
at the house of Mr. Cr. lie
happened on a recent occasion, for the
first time, to be in when they had finished
their business, and heard a little
delegate from R. move that this convention
do now adjourn sine die.
"Sine dicp' said Air. G.,toa person
standing near, " where's that ?"
"Why, that's way in the northern
part of the country," said the neigh-1
Dor.
"Hold on, if you please, Mr. Cheerman,"
with great emphasis and earn j
earstness, " hold on, sir. I'd like to be j
beard on that question. I have kept
a public house now for more'n twenty |
T % 1 . *
years, l m a poor man. i vc aiwavsi
belonged to the party, and never split j
my ticket in in}' lite. This is the most j
central location in the country, and it's,
where we've allet's met. I've never'
had nor asked an office, and have]
worked night and day 4*.?r the party J
and now I think, sir, it is contemptible
to go to adjourning this convention
way vj> to Sinn l)ieP
[Georgia Herald.
A duelist, who fancied himself in- 1
suited by one who had won the nlTections
ot his lady love, left the room 11
with the ominous words, u you will!
hear from ino, sir!" "Well, as doP'i'
replied the other, "glad ou't; write {
once in a while; we shall be glad to!<
hear how you are getting along." | '
Do that which is right and speak!
the truth. J,
m
^ l-.. "in
Thk latest edl of the day origiiUtcd 1
in the fertile brain of a Baltimore
olothes dealer. He placed in the>pock- et
of a ready made coat an old port*- t
monie, a.id quietly awaits the advent
of a litting customer. Presently enters
an individual desiring to be summer-coated.
After essaying several ^
coats, the dealer says: I
u Hero is a coat mndc for a gentle ?
man ; he wore it cue day and sent it
back ; it was too small for him ; try it 1
on. Ah 1 it fits first-rate, like as if it (
was made for you. It is well made;
buttons sowed "on strong ; with strong
pocicets." h
Tlie customer puts his haml into tho i
lpockets to try them, when his fingers
come in contact with the pocket book.
His imagination is kindled with th?
idea of appropriating the supposed
j treasure.
" How much did you say that coat
: was," he eagerly asks ?
The dealer names a good round
sum.
w It suits me. I'll take it," is the
qtfck reply.
The money is paid, and the selfduped
customer walks off hurriedly
with his supposed prize?not stopping
to hear the suppressed chuckle of tho
dealer as ho looks utter him out of the
corner of his eye.
" Paddy," said a joker, "why don't
you get your ears cropped ? they are
too long for a man."
"And yours," replied Pat, "ought
to ho lengthened?they are too short
for an ass!"
Wit is a bubble, cast up from the j
weak rece-scss of the mind.
"Samijo, war you get dat watch you 1
wear to ineetin' last Sunday ?"
"How do you know I had a watch ?" i
" Case I seed thechainout in front." <
"Go way ! Suppose you sec a halter
round my neck, you tink dar's
horse inside of me?" j t
"I say, Jimmy, did von ever see
oiivu cv ouuiiuvi (?3 nnr> v
" Faith ami I have." ! i
"When?" i'
" Last winter, by jabers."
Pete was satisfied.
J. I. IIOVKY. W. II. IIOVKY I f
W. H. HOVEY & CO., j'
rnopitiKTOita ok
THE LADIES' STORE,|
DKAI.rilS IX
FANCY & STAPLE DRY GOODS, I'
SMZ'Sl &2V3?? 3, il
BONNETS, HI BOONS, ?
Housokooping Goods,
il SALT MAM IftDOTSTS!
AND i?i
INDIA RUBBEIl GOODS, J'
?* E? EB:Ai VIELE, 9. . i C
??? j it
R.?Onlcrs Accompanied l>v llio en.?li fori 1
Medical, Law or Lilwary Hooks Al usual liis-lrn- , i'
iiontA ami Suinliies prouiplly' tilled in New
fork, ami (Iwlivurcil nt our coui.-tor on shortest ;
lotico. I .
Jaii 23 37 ly
READ! READ!! l!EAD!!!j
IT WILL TAKK YOU Ill'T A FEW MINUTES,
and may save you i i
I "
M ftfiTV -V r a -OC r\T*> errpnnnTMo .
v/x wx tunirtu . J 0
Carter's Spanish Mixture! i
THE GREAT PURIFIER OF THE BLOOD! o
rhe Best Alterative Ever Yet Discovered ! '
Physiciunx prescribe it, ami every one that ' j
use* it is a walking advertisement. No
Medicine ever yet offered to the Ante- j
riean puhlie ho* pained such popularity
in *o short n time a*
BARTER'S SPANISH MIXTURE! j*
It mitt ('are any case of Scrofula.
It will Cure any case of Rheumatism. ' ^
It will Cure any case of Syphilis.
It will Cure any case of Salt Rheum. j
It will Cure any case of Neuralgia.
It will Cure any case of Fever ami Ague, | '
Or nnv Disease* nrisiug from nn impure state of j |
t lie Blond.
SC ROFU LOUS READER! /
I' enreil tlic neice of the Hon. John Minor j
Rotts, a member of Congress from Virginia, of !
Scrofula, after the skill of the host Physicians, j
l>ofh of New York and Philadelphia, had heeu J
tried in vain ; and it will cure yen, reader, if
you are so affected. j
RHEUMATIC READER!
It. cured I>. Burritt, Esq., of Cincinnati, of!
Rheuniatisin of 4 year* standinc, after nil oilier F"
reniodii'9 bad fni 1 ?* !. We have hundreds of such ! *
corti Heat.es. Cull 011 the Agent and get n Hook j
nn<l Circular, and rend for yourself the many rc- 1
nmrknlilu and astonishing euros it lias made. I
SYPHILITIC HEADER!
TI10 celoliratcd Dr. liutcher writes us Mint lie I ^
liad two of tlie most severe and long standing j .
cases of Syphilis that. would yield to none of the '
usual remedies, luit lie cured one ease with six,
and the other with nine bottles of CARTER'S
aCASlSii AUXTLRK W? iiave known it
used in over a Tiiors.sxn casks, and have yet to
hear of a failure in any ease.
YE SHARING THOUSANDS READ!
Aoue ani> Fjcvkr.?Ro not. take Quinine, Mercury,
or any such noxious Rrngs, but try at once
his great Alterative and Purifier of the Hlood ;
Carter'* Spaninh Mixture will cure any and every
asc of Agile and Fever. We have never yet j ^
tiioivn it to fail.
And for all Diseases arising from an impure 1
it.fito of the Hlood, no medicine has everyet been I
'mind to have so good an cifoct* If you nre sick, (
try it. at once; do not delay; time is preaions, j
?nd health the greatest. of all blessings, without |
which nil else is valueless.
DR. Will 9. BEERS <Ss CO.,
RRoriuierons, Hithmond, Va. \
And for sale by R KRUTCH, Druggist, Aff. nt,| A
Jr-Mi'/ille f\ II., M, C. S 1 y Mny 2v i-1
lolmbold's Genuine Preparation V.
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED CtfMPOONb FLUID
EXTRACT BUCHU,
W Dtvaee* of the Bladder, Kidney, GraveKDrop
?y, H'eakne**, Obetrnction, Secret JH*ea?*,
Female Complaint*, and all JJiecatc* of
the Sexual Organ*,
trifling from Excesses and Imprudences in life,
ind removing nil Improper Discharges from the
Jlnddcr, Kidneys, or Sexual Orgaua, whether
ixistiug in
SHAILIS ?ia ri'saaAikis*
''roni whatever cause they may have originated, 1
AND NO MATTE a OF HOW LONO STAN PINO '
living Health and Vigor to the Frame, and Bloom
to the Pallid Cheek.
Joy to the Afflicted!! c
It cures Nervous and Debilitated 8utferers. and
removes all the Symptoms, among which will
be found
Indisposition to Exertion,
Loss of Power, \
Loss of Memory, Difficulty of
Hrcatliing, General Weakness,
Ilorror of Disease, Weak Nerves,
Trembling. Dreadful Ilorror of Denfh.
Night Sweat#, Cokl Feet, Wakefulness. I)im- c
ness of Vision, Languor, Universal Lassitude of
the Muscular System, Often Enormous Appetite.
with DysncpticSymptoms, Hot Ilnnds,
Flushing ol the Body, Dryness of the
Skin, Pallid Countenance, and
Eruptions on the Face, I'nia
in the Back, Heaviness
of the Eyelids, Fre?
qucntly Black Spots Flying before the Eyes, n
with Temporary Suffusion and Loss of
Sight, Want of Attention,
Great Mobility. Restlessness,
wltfi Horror
of Society. tj
Nothing is more desirable to such patients than
solitude, and nothing they more dread for fear
of themselves ; no repose of manner, no earnestness,
no speculation, but a hurried Transition n
from one question to another.
Those symptoms if allowed to go on?which
this medicine iovnrinhly removes?soon follows
Lom of Poicrr, Futility owl Epileptic Fit3?in one
of which the patient may expire. Who can say Jj
that these excesses are not frequently followed
by those direful diseases?INSANITY AND
CONSUMPTION I The records of Intone Asy
hunt, and the melancholy deaths of Consumption,
hear ample witness to the truth of these assertions.
In Lunatic Asylums the most melancholy
xhibition appears. The countenance is uctunfv
sodden and quite destitute?neither Mirth or s.
irief ever visits it. Should a sound of the voice
>ccur, it is rarely articulate. J
" With woful mensures wan despnir
Low sullen sounds his grief beguiled."
Debility is most terrible! and has brought
housands upon thousands to untimely graves,
bus blasting the ambition of many noble youths.
It can lie cured by the use of this
INFALLIBLE REMEDY.
If you are suffering with any of the above dis
ressing ailments, the FLUID EXl'liA C'l' III'
IIIC will cure you. Try it, mi l be convinced
if its crticaey. i
Harare of (Jwtek Nostrums awl (Juuck Doctors, .
vim falsely boast of abilities and references. Ci- 11
ir.ens know and avoid Ihein and save l.ongSuf- p
eriug. Money and Exposure, by sending or nailing li
or a bottle of Ibis Popular and ~*pecific Rcmeily. P
It allays all pain and i nil am mat ion, is perfect I v
ib-arnnt in its taste and odor, but immediate in
ts action. n
Holmbold's Extract Buchu
Is prepared diiectly according to the Rules of
PIIARMAfiV AMI1 rar.MtTCTBV
villi I In* greatest accuracy and fhemionl know- i
edge ami o.*ire* devoted in its combination. See 1
Vn feasor Dkwkk's Valuable Works on the I'rne!< ?
of Physic, ami most of tile late Standard
Vorks of Me-lieiuc.
a> ^
One hundred dollars <vill he paid to any Pliyieian
who can prove that the Medicine ever inired
a Patient; and the testimony of thousands
an he produced to provethat it doeagroat good.
,'asea of from one week to thirteen years'stand- /
ig have hoeu effected. The mass of YOl.UN- \
'AUY TKS I IMUNY in possession of the 1'ro- ' (]
rii tor. vouching its virtues and curative povv- w
rs, is immense, embracing names well known to '
SCIENCE AN"1> FAME.
00,000 Uoll'cs Hnvti I'.eon Soltl. j
nd not a single instance of a failure has heen !
uported.
Personally appeared before me, tin Alderman i
f the city of I'hilndelphia. 11. T. 11KL.MM >1.1)1
lienii.it, who, heing duly sworn, does say, tlia _
is preparation contains no Narcotic, Mor ury I
r injurious 1 >reg, hut are purely Vegetable. |
11. T. 11 I'll.M lit >1.1), Sole Maimfacti :rer.
Sworn and subscribed before inc this g:td day
I" November. IS.VI. .
\YM. J'. IIIBBAliD. Alderman. v
'/ire s l j)tr Hut lie, or Sis for ?o, Deliver- \
ed to in/// . It/(front. in
eeonipanied by reliable ami responsible Certi f<>
eates from Professors of Medical College#, Clervuien
and others. Prepared and sold by lc
II. T. IIELMHOLD.
J'raotica! and Analytical Cfmnitt, I "
io. 52 Soi-Tii Tbntu St., iiklow Chi stnut, j
AtSSKMIll.Y liClLI?IN(>8. 1'lllLA. ^
t*r to ho lutd of l?rs. J. II. I?e.\n, Mims it j
M 15. Kaiu.k and Kmii. K hitch, iJruggists, I
Iroeuville, S. mill <?f nil Uruggista and l)enl- a
rs throughout (lie United States, Cnnadas and
ritUh Provinces.
of Counterfeits. M
Lsk for HELM BOLD'S?Take no Other. ?
CVll US G V .1H A A* TEED.
July 2 9 lv el
w. ii.iiovev oo., :
PROPRIETORS OF \l
The Ladies' Store,
VltK NOW. nnd will be constantly receiving! I.
Fresh Importations, purchased by one of
lie partners, who lias some twenty five years'I
xpe.riencc iu buying and selling Go.ids. They j I
Mitild invite special attention to their large j
took of ]2
Vliito and Embroidered Goods, Iiicli Silk
Tissues, Dclieges, Challys, Crape I)o
1 'alis, llereye*. Muslins. IJriHiant*. r
Silks, A1 paeons, Bombazines,
Canton Crape, Cinghnnis,
French, English ami y
American Fruit#, . n
&c? .fee,
ALSO, JUST IN, |
A .NICK LOT OK
iew Bonnet*, Ribbon*. Ruches, Wreath*,'
Flowers. Blond*, Valencia, Thread and
Brns?e|s Edging*, White nn<l Black , ^
Crape Collar* and Sleeves,
Embroidered, Linen and
Muslin Collnrs, Long
Lawns, Plain and y
Einb'd L. C. Handkerchiefs, -?i
nd many oilier NICK AND FANCY GOODS ei
II of which it will he tlu'lr endeavor to sell as C
i.-np as po'dl.Ie, 4'3-tf Mh 2fi II
IN CHABLE
(Late of the Firm of j
SUCCESSOR TO KE1
943 King; Street, Op]
[NVOTES ATTENTION to hi* ENTIRELY NEW
L OERiTAX AND AMERICAN GOODS, of
SURIMIESr
In choicest Plaid, Stripes and Chencs, of light
xpressly for city retail trade.
BOIUD BL
Great attention lias been paid to obtain tbe bes
inierienn market.
FLOUMCEI
In Silk, Bares?", Grenadine, Tissues, Organdies i
onstuntly receiving.
FRENCH AND E
The Stock of these Goods will invite a clusc att
3VEOXm.3NTI3>3-<
Bombazines, Alpacas, Challys, Crane Marat, Cli
nl Crapes, English Paramattas, Black Organdies,
tourning Robes, Mourning Mantillas, Mantles, B1
nd Mareelhuc of very choicest makes, alwaj-s 01
Best makes of Sheeting, Shirting and Pillow-C
rcssiug. Striped Shirting Linens, Liuon Osnabu
S PR ING CA SSI ME
A large and varied Stock of Goods in this Depn
nd Summer wear, such as Tweeds, Light Cossimer
PAR A. SOUS k Nl E
Tn lllack and Colored, Lined and Unlincd,
est Scotch. Gingham and Silk Umbrellas.
PLANTATH
Planters and their friends will always find with
nd all Goods will be sold at the lowest market p
The Subscriber is now able to give bis personal
urpnssod advantages in obtaining all the NE\
PRICES, together with his buyer constantly wnt
loods at less than the market value, be feels prei
lied. ZW The Une Price System riyid/y adhered
2 43 King Street, Opposi
May 1st. 18.-,7. *
\YM. II. ALLEN,
SIT HO 1 :o X DEXTIST,
jaiw'jgL 1IAS returned from Philndclpliiii,
prepared, in every way, to
'^-JTTTf perforin all operations in Ins profusion
in the most, skilh.l and approved manner,
laving procured every improvement of the day,
crsons can safely rely on bin ing avcry operaun
performed in the same manner as done in
hiladelphia or New York.
Ether and Chloroform given when desired.
Persons desiring attention must make nppointlents
previously.
Iff Rooms in McBcc's Building.
March 10 45 tf
AGENCY FOR
ilFE AND FIDE INSURANCE!
TME AQHEVaLLE
MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
Insures Houses, Stores and other Prop, rtjr
AO A INST KIRK:
And the Lives of White Persons and Slaves,
between the age* of 10 and 00 years,
)N such terms as to render it a most safe and '
desirable investment. Full details, with
io Constitution and By-Laws of the Company,
ill be furnished on application to any of the Offers
of the Com pan v.
JOSEPH R. OSBORNK, Pr<-*t.
\VM. W. M.'l)()Wi:i,L Vice-Pre*.
J.vs. B. Rankin, Secretary dc Treasurer.
JOHN W. GRADY, Agent,
Jan 8 8.5-1 y GREENVILLE, S. C.
BO () K ST O R E,
MAIN STREET, NEXT TO M. BEE'S IIALL, !
.i~ WlIF.REeonstniitly may he found j
; rt large and well selected Stock i
MISCELLANEOUS. SCHOOL and CLASSICL
BOOKS, Writing Paper, Blank Books, Mem- ,
nndnnis, Ac.; Writing Desks and Cases, Port
>lios, Gold and Steel Pens, Pencils, Ink, Sealing I
'ax, Wafers, Slates, Copy Books, Inkstands, Ku- '
rs, Ac., Ac. J. C. P. JETER,
Jan 15 Sfi-ly Sign of the Big Book.
e k k li re 11'S
D 11 f? OTHDC A Kin A DflTLirO A fl\/ ouon
iiuu diuuc niMu nru i ncunni orSwl",j
UNDER MoBEBTS IIALL,
?3^3a^s^raa?5?i3, s.
i\7 HKKE will he constantly kept on hniid tlie
H fullest, stock of
dregs, medicines, ciioiicalr.patf.nt
ledioine*, Surgical Instrument*, Paints, Dyeaiffa,
Varnishes, Putty, Tobneco, Scgars, Spirit
us. Oil*, Candle*, Soaps, Spices, brushes. Toilet
rticlus, Co mho, Perfumery ; and all other arti
les generally kept hv Druggists.
11}- Fresh and pure Drugs are warranted and
>ld at low prices.
Compound medicines are prepared in the most
Archil wav. Receipts and prescriptions of any
ind put-to win. accuracy, neatness and diaateh.
85-10m Jan 8
/. 8. LAWTON, ) ( C. M. DUEAKER,
Formerly of v -J of
awtonvillc, S. C. ) ( Charleston, S. C.
LAWTON &, CO.,
Factor*, l'oruiirdiiiK an?i Com*
mission .tic re. limit*,
So. 30 East Iidi/ and Eoi/ce iC Cos Wharf.\
Wil t, SKI,L
lOTTON. RIGE. FLOU11, W HEAT, CO UN,
NAVAL STORES, <fcc.
11}" Having an experience of twenty-five
para in business, wo gunranteo satisfaction to
II who patronize us
JOHN KRAUSE,
FURNITURB
AND CABINET MAKER.
j,.. y WOULD respectfully inform
^j,'.'j '^iim '' : ' Greeoviile ml vi
UB' inily tlint lie has on hand u lot
r FURXITUUK, which he will dispose of upon
tnsonable terms. 1I? has Chairs, Tables, 8ofn.i.
/sshstands, Ac. Fine and I'lain Furniture
mde to ordci*. His #h?|> may be found on Avlue
Street, between BeatUc's Store and the
onfeotionory, and nearly opposite, the Court
uos<? Green vilb , S. t\, Ang. 11-1I-ly
Urottninp <k Ltman.) ,
'CHUM & TAYLOR,
positc Hascll Street,
nnd CHOICE STOCK of FRENCH, ENGLISH, .
the NEWEST8PICINO STYLES. 1
I SIZ^BLS,
0
toxture and beautiful finish, carefully selected ,
j
ICR 8ILR8.
t Goods in Black Silks (Vat arc brought into the' ^
J icotsus,
and Jaconets, in large variety, very choice and
NGLISH PRINTS.
cntion, hcing very full and nt very low prices. r
oice Black Bareges and Poplins, Poplinetta, DuPrench
and English Crapes in various widths, '
nek Fnmise and Canton Cloths, Mouslin DeLaine
1 hand. ]
ase LINENS, of various widths and free from (
rgs, Dowlas, Diapers, Toweling, Huckaback, etc. t
RES, DRILLS, <kC. !
rtment, suitable for Gentlemen and Boys' Spring t
es, Drap D'Ete, Fanner's Satin, Grey Flannels, etc. ,
)j UMB R. E l L A S,
in all the new designs, constantly received; J
)N GOODS.
mc n full department suitable to their wanst,
rices for Cash or City Acceptances,
attention to all Country Orders, and having unWEST
GOODS at the I.O WEST POSSIBLE
idling the New York Auctions for all desirable
>nred to say that all orders will be satisfactorily
to, ami all G<x*lx Warranted.
A. F. BROWNING,
it? llasell Street, Sios of tiik "Tukk."
52 tt
NEW MILLINERY
AND 1
Dross-Making Establishment.
MRS. WAITS AND MISS i
W^tiORDOX would respectfully call the
attention of tlic Ladies of Greenville and vi- >
cinity to the fact that they will open, on Sat- '
nrday, the 4th inst., one of the fiuestnnd largest
stocks of French and American MILLINLltY
ever brought to this Town, which, for richness .
and elegance, cannot he surpassed, embracing
nil the latest and most approved styles.
Being confident that none can go away dissatisfied,
they earnestly solicit an early cull and in- '
sped ion of the same. Our terms are low.
Ladies' Old Hats cleaned and made equal to '
new. Misses' Gipsies cleaned and made over in '
the most approved and latest Gipsy style.
LEGHORN IIA'I'S in largo ouantities. t
Country Milliners supplied on reasonable terms.
<
P-if House on Avenue Street opposite the Post 4
Otfico. 47? tf Anril '1 '
GREENFIELD'S 1
FAMILY GROCERY STORE.;
UNDER M'BEE'S HALl--BURSEY'S OLD STAND. !
JUST RKCEIVED, at the above Store, a Gen- |
ernl Assortment of ,
FAMILY GROCERIES, !
selected by the proprietor, consisting of choice I
articles of SUGARS, Coffee. Mola?sos, Rice, Rice
Flour, Fish, etc., etc. To all of which he invites <
the attention of housekeepere and others. 1
April 23 50 tf ?
Applo Vinegar. \
VFINE article to ho had at the Family Grocery
Store of A. GREENFIELD. <
WATCHES
uwum abb mmrnr.
E. I. PINSOV
(AGENT,)
nEGS leave to announce to the citizens of
Greenville, and surrounding country, that
he has opened n Stock of the above-named Articles
on Avenue street, in the Ihiilding formerly '
known as " Avenue Street Confectionery," which
he will sell LOW for CASH. i
1
I IK WILL ALSO
_ .
liepair and Fit Up 1
WATCIIES, CLOCKS AND JEWELRY, \
In the best of style.
Thankful to his former patrons and friends, ,
for their liberality and patronage, he respectfully
solicits n continuance of the same.
vr (five iiim a call, and lie will endeavor to
please. 87-tf Jan 22 '
W. P. PRICE,
NOTARY PtJBLIC,
ANO CLERK OF TOWN COUNCIL,
OFFICE IN THE OLD COURT HOUSE, .
(BiafflSMS \V7M LILTS* t%, Q0a
Will promptly attend to the collection of Notes J
and Accounts, settling Claims, Ac.
Q. S. BOWER,
Itlniiiitnolnvoo *?-?- s\ ??
? * A/niicr in
? FURNITURE of every description, '
"IZgW ClIAIRS of every style. *
FISK'S CELEBRATED METALIC BURIAL CASES. [
Opposite (he Con (jaree House, 1
Doc. 11. COLUMBIA, 8. c. ij 1
F. BURTY,
Doaler in Boots, Shoes, Leather, <
OPPOSITE J. C. P. JETER'S BOOKSTORE.
GltEKNVJLLE, 8. C*, ?&
I? Prepnroil to furnish custom - i
\ ert with the above article*, CHEAP
FOR CASH
tinvinK competent workmen engaged. no esn
nature hi*pntron* thai ell work wwTbo Nkatvt I
Done M4 WARRANTED.
Feb# 8? t'
m
KB?
ETITIIO bao had 10 yeara experienoo M a Bankt
T er and Publisher, ana Author of
I Strict of J^cturet at the Broadway Tabernacle , .
when, for 10 aueceaaivo nights, over EW
600,000 People _^jr
! reeled hint with round* of ai* *8h, .while Br, J
xhibited the manner in whh Counterfoit*^^..,
xeeute their Fraud* and the te. roat and
st Means of Detecting them I '>
Vhe Bank Note Engraven all tay he it the
greatest Judge of Paper Money living.
GREATEST DISCOVERY OF TIIE PRESENT
CENTURY FOR
IETECTINQ COUNTERFEIT BANK NOTES ,J
Describing Kverjr Genuine Bill In K*irte*?* JK
and Exhibiting at a Glance, erery
Counterfeit in Circulation! t JgS35
trrnnged to admirably, tlmt REFERENCE
Easy and DETECTION Instantaneous.
tWKo Ixdex to examine 1 No pages to hnt^Hmgj
it? I But so simplified and arranged, that th^Hga|
>lorch aut, Banker and Busincaa Man can tee afBRBg
it a glance ! --z '
ENGLISH FRENCH ANT) GERMAN. ~
i mis caca may rcaa me name id iiiiowb Naliva
Tongne.
Host Ferfeot Bank Vote List Published.
AI so, a List of j/t
ALL THE PRIVAIE BANKERS IN AMERICA!
A complete Summary of the Finance of Eu
ope and America will be published in eneh edi- ^1
.ion, together with all the Important News of
die Day. Also, a SERIES OF TALES, from an
>ld Manuscript found in the East. It furnishes
h- most Complete History of Oriental Life, describing
the most perplexing positions in which
.he ladies and gentlemen of that country havo
>een so often found. Tliese Stories will continue
:hroughout the whole year, and will prove th?
nost entertaining ever offered to the public.
Furnished Weekly, to subscribers only, at
M a year. All lcttors must lie addressed to
john s. dye, Broker,
Publisher and Proprietor,
70 Wall Street, New York.
April 23 60 ly
? STOKES,
13 O O K-B I N D E R,
AND
Illniik-Rook fflantifhclurtr.
(In rear of Carolina Times Office.)
s?
BLANK BOOKS ruled to any pattern a ' i.sa
nufnetured of the best materials and in
the most durable manner.
PERIODICALS, MUSI" BOORS, AT., bmnd
every variety of style, at short notice
XW Country orders promptly attended to ..>
Doe 4 30 1 v
HOWARD ASSOCIATION
PHIL A DELPHI A.
Important Announcfaiii'iiL
TO all persons affiicted with Sexual Ilistases.
such asSperinntorrlinoa, Seminal Weakness,
Impotence, Gonorrhoea, Gleet Syphilis, the Vice
>f Onanism, or Self Abuse, Ac., in
The HOWARD ASSOCIATION in view of
he awful destruction of human lite, caused by
loxiial Diseases, and the deceptions practised up
>n the unfortunate victims of such diseases b\
Juaoks, have directed their Consulting Surgeon,
is a charitable act worthy of their name to giv.
.isiucai. advice on.vris, to all pcrs ins thus nil! el.
>d, who apply by letter, with a description
their condition, (age occupation, habits ot ' tfcc.,)
and in cases of extreme poverty and > .
Turing, to furnith ineilicine* free of charge.
Tlie Howard Associatijii is a benevolent '
'titution, estab)islied by special endowment, b
the relief of the siok And distressed, nffi:ci.
with " Virulent and Epidemic Diseases." It lui*>
sow a surplus of means, which the Direct?o
liuvc voted to expend in advertising the ?i>
notice. It is needless to add that the As*<h;<>
tion commands the highest Medical skill ot th
ige, and will furnish the most approved niodm-n
treatment,
Just Published, by the Association, a Hep .:
>u Spermatorrhea, or Seminal Weakness, t: >
lice of Onanism, Masturbation of Self Abuse, ui
>ther Diseases of the Sexual Organs, bv the C? .
HiIt.iiKf SiirffOGKi wKiflK will !??. 1... - '
B ? . ..... ..v ?? mini, ill\
scaled envelope), Free of Charge, on the receipt
if TWO STAMPS for posture.
Address, I)R. GEO. CALHOUN, Consulting
Surgeon, Howard Association, No. 2 South
SI NTH Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
By order of the Directo:-#.
EZRA P. HART WELL, President.
Oro. Faircuild, Secretary.
Feb fi 89 tf
OTIS' IMPROVED
PATENT
Lightning Conductors.
TI1E subscriber has purchased the Right of
putting up the above description of Light
ling Rods in Greenville Pistrict, and is prepared
to execute orders for the same to any extent and
with promptness and despatch. These Rods are
conducted upon Scientific principles, and afford
the only method yet discovered of absolute pro
tection against lightning. Any one-acquainted
with the laws of eleotricity, will be immediately
convinced of their utility, upon examining them.
Their value has been tested by experieucc and
(cicpcu, and ha# been vouched by hundr-d. ?>l
sertifieates from n'l parts of the Union. From v
imongst these the following only are suhinitU-d.
"1 have carefully examined Otis' insulated
Lightning Conductor, and have it attached t<> the
building iu which 1 reside. It is hotter conitructed,
and more securely insulated, than any
form of Lightning Rods I have seen. It is nest
ind cheap, and it properly attached to the Imtld
ng, cannot failVj afford security sgai at the
oaa of life and property by electricity 1 there.
rore recommend it as worthv of tK?
/ * '" vvBUiirwt
>f the community, R. F. R.mmhv.
Prof, of dioroietry, Ac., in 8. C. Colhve."
Mr. P. O. Wcstficld has recently subpttmi rrn
louse wilh Otie' improved C'oikUkuo
Uamined them witli grout care, ami uin .Mmi I
:ed that they are the best Lightning Rods . r
:onstrncted. The methods of attraction A?d in
tulation are now, and seem to Ma to he . colder.
! can confidently recommend them toai) ( pi *
visiting to secure their booses against UgUUWK(J.
J. Ei4
Any further information may be obtained, en
ipidieation to D. (*. W t.s'l FIT1 0,
May 8-52-tf. Oreenvi.'l. . ft .< . -I
PIANO TUNING. ?
mm THE subscriber Would ?>f
fer his services to the citizens
nw JxrS^M ?f 0r??nT?N? ?"'? ??*? sur
atisfactioo, of no charge will he made.
* M. MURPllhT.
Jnne 9. "*4 tf