HUMORIST'S QUO.
Accommodating.?We called in
some time ago to see a very loquacious
kinswoman. It was about noon?or,
as Qubbins would have it, 44 feeding
time"?and the old lady was very
busy getting dinner and?talking.?
Among other good things "coining
on," we noticed a large pot full of apple
dumpliDgs, boiling away as if they
were well aware that they wcro a favorite
dish of ours. Sitting hard by
licking hi?chop8, and looking wistfully
at the " dodgers " as they revolved from
bottom to top, sat a venerable hound.
Now, it is known perhaps to everybody
but Zoologists, that this 6pecies of dog
vniiy and have been known, to boil
their ears off in gitting at a dumpling
or jowl, and this one was no exception,
for watching a favorable opportunity,
he " went under," nabbed a
dumpling, and?went out, like a 6hot.
The 44 old 'oman" saw him as he was
matting tue lanaing, ana seizing tne
pot, and the remainder of the fruit,
she soused it on bint, with the exclamation,
M Tain't good without sauce, yo everlasting
rawh ended dnmpliu' steelin'
cus lard eating buzzard !"
We didn't laugh?couldn't, but we
did I0060 our anticipated luxury, and
poor Blizer lost his hide, while the old
lady lost her cap, u specks" and temper.
Caterwaulinu.?Hear the Wilmington
Journal how it pitches into
Tom and Tabby :
The devils that of old entered into
the swine are ngw in full possession of
the infernal cats?torn cats, female cats
?all manner of cats?keep up such
concerts, and such trampooeings as to
render night horrible, and 6leep impossible.
It the good devils would
run the whole posse from our hill, down
into the sea, or even into the Capo
Fear River, wo would think better of
said devils ever afterwards. We go
for an anti-cat law. We go for strych
JI1I1V/J nrIW1 DiiWiUiUf duiiJ*
bing, throwing brickbats, hot water,
spirits turpentine, broken bottles, or
any other glass or crockery ware at
them. Sho-o-o, cat
There is a story of a young wag
who was once invited to dine with an
old gentleman ot rather 6udden temper.
The dining-room was on the second
iioor, and tne principal dish was a line
roast ham. When the old gentleman
undertook to carve it, he found the
knife rather dull, and in a sudden pas
sion flung it down stairs after the servant,
who had just brought it. Whereupon
the young gentleman seized the
ham, and with admirable dexterity,
hurled it after tho knife. "What on
earth do you mean?" exclaimed the
old gentleman, as soon as he could
speak. " I beg your pardon," was the
cool reply, "I thought you were going
to dine down stairs."
Weak Spots.?It is'said of Achilles,
one of Ilomcr's heroes, that his mother
dipped him in tho river Styx, which
made him invulnerable, except in the
heel, by which she held him. This one
vulnerable point proved his ruin ; for
Paris 6lew him with an arrow, that
pierced his heel. Thus it is with men.
They may be invincible on almost every
point; hut there is a weak place in j
every man's character. Each one has |
his easily beseting sin. *
Qiis-rii.? WliirJi is tho vulnerable I
point in a little boj', who goes into a
grog-shop, his heel or liis mouth ?
Precocious.?(Little bis.) " Oh
Bobby, I'm agoin' to have a hooped
dress, an oyster shell bonnet, a pair of
car drops and a baby !"
(Little bud.) "The thunder you is!
Well, I'm goin' to have a pair of tight
pants, a shanghi coat, a shaved head,
a crooked cane, and a pistil!"
[Here the scions of future greatness
were interrupted by a sound resembling
the cry of a whip poorwill?Chipthrash,
chip-thrash. There, how do
you like a striped coat.J
A very modest young lady in Tlichmond,
got exceedingly offended becaus
a clerk in a dry goods store offered
to show her some undrcsned linens
' Where a woman," says Mrs. Part*
ington, 44 has once married with aeon-"
gealing and warm heart, and one that
beats responsible to h r own, she will
never want to enter the maritime state
again."
44 Wki.t.,young man,3*onr business?"
"Why, I hcer'd as how you teach
navigation, so I tbo't I'd come in and
larn it this afternoon, 'cause I'm goin'
to sea in the mornin'; dady's capting,
and I'm mate.
A tonnfi man. who was desirous of
marrying a daughter of a well known
Boston merchant, after many attempts
to broach the subject to tho old gentleman,
in a very stuttering manner
said: " Mr. O. , are you willing
to le-le let mo have your daughter
Jane?" "Of course I am," gruffly
and quickly replied the old man ;
41 and 1 wish you could get some other
likely fellow to marry the rest of
hem."
?
At a country house, where Sheridan 9
won on a visit, an old maid desired to
bo bis companion in a walk. He excused
himself at first on the ground of
the badness of the weather. Sho soon
afterwards detected him in an attempt
to escupe without her. " Well," he
said, " it is cleared up enough for one,
but not enough for two."
Warburton, in his account of his
voyage up the Nile, gives an amusing
instance of the singular opinion of
sailors. Ho says: "On arriving at
Dencli we gave the crew a feast, consisting
of old ram, preferred by them
to young mutton, because it stood more
chewiug."
Two friends met after a long absence
?one had waxed fat, the other lean.
" Why," said the first, "you look as if
you had not had a dinner since I saw
you last." "And you," replied the
other, " look as if you had been to
dinner ever since."
An Irish drummer, who now and
then indulged in a noggin of right good
poteen, was accosted by the reviewing
general : u Pat, what makes your
nose so red ?" " Please, your honor,"
said Pat, " I always blush when I
speaks to an officer."
JDk. Johnson remarked that a habit
of looking on the best side of every
event is better than a thousand pounds
a year. When Fenelon's library was
on fire?u God be praised," lie exclaimed,
" that it is not the dwelling of some
poor man."
" Why, Charley," said a Yankeo to
a negro preacher, " you can't even tell
who made the monkey." " Oh, yes 1
can, massa 1" " Well, who made the
monkey?" "Why, niassa, the same
one made the monkey that made you /"
Young wife?" Oh, Pin so glad you
like birds; what kind do you most
admire?" Young Husband.?"Well,
I think a good turkey, with plenty ol I
dressing, is about as nice as any."
N EW i
SPRING GOODS, i
GRADY & GOODLETT, i
One Door South of the Old Court House
GREENVILLE, S. C.
\ FT Kit returning our grateful thanks to our
friends and customers, for their past very
liberal patronage lo our business, we desire to
cull their attention, as well as that of the public -*
generally, to our very large utid finely assorted
stock of
Spring and Summer Goods,
which we are now receiving, and which has
been purchased hy one of the firm with eare, j
and on very advantageous terms as to prices,
nnd which we arc determined on selling as low
as they enn he bought, at retail, anywhere.
Our stock, in the way of 1)KY GOODS, emhraces
almost every article called for. either hy
Ladies or Gentlemen, in Fancy or .Staple Dry
Goods.
jsonneis, .tuDoons, * dowers, iiuches, l'al- M
mas, Shawls, Mantle3, &c. ^
Itool<i and Sliocx, Trunk*, dec. ? 11
A very extensive and fashionable Assortment.
MATS AND CAPS. ]
The latest styles, for Men and Hoys, in great
variety.
Ready-Made Clothing.
A very heavy and varied assortment, for Men (
and Boys.
Perfumeries. Fancy Articles, Jewelry, Plated ?
Ware, Mirrors, Hardware and Cutlery,
Guns, Carpenter's Tools, Rlacksmillis'
Tools,
Crockery and C* In** ware,
DRUGS, MEDICINES DYE-STUFFS,
Books and Stationery, v
SADDLERY, CASTINGS AND IRON.
G 52 O i: ISIES.
A very heavy stock of
I?io and Java COFFEES
l.rown ami Crushed SUGARS
'l eas. Molasses, Spices, Cigars, Powder, Shot,
Lend nod Indigo.
SACK AND TABLE SAI.T.
Vinegars, Burning Fluid, Cotton Yarn.
Nails, Glass, ?t-e., Ac.
FRESH GARDEN SEEDS.
GRADY dt GOODLETT. r
April 0 4 8 tf ?
M IL II0VEU17 i
PROPRIETORS OF
m i -y i ^ -
me JL.aaies' Store, ;
Vltr. NOW. nml will l>c constantly receiving c
Fresh Importations, purchased l>y or.e of "
I lie partners, who has some twenty five years'
experience in buying unci selling Go?ds. They
would invite special attention to their large
Stock of
White and Embroidered floods, Rich Silk
Tissues, DeBeges, Challys. ('rape De ,
Paris, Bereges, Muslins, Brilliant*, n
Silks, Alpaeeas, Bombazines, i
Csinton Crape, Ginghams,
French, English and
Anietican Prints,
tfce., <fec,
ALSO, JUST N, ;
A NICE LOT OF \
New Bonnet?, Ribbons, Ruches, Wreaths, <
Flowers, Blonds, Valencia, Thread and 1
Brussels Edgings, White and Black
Crape Collars and Sleeves,
Embroidered, Linen and
Muslin Collars, Long ?
^ Lawns, Plain and i
Emb'd L. C. Ilandkerchiefs,
And many other NICE AND FANCY GOODS.
All of which it will be thair endeavor to eel! as
cheap as possihlo, 46-tf 11 h 26 (
:*H wt r.
Plows, Stoves, !
ja WE ksep constant- "NPv ^
ly on hand a large as- "'"1
sort-ment of One and ^jjl^asaa
Hf^JaTwo-llorse Turning, Subsoil and Hillside
which we challenge the world to equal in good
work, ease of draft and durability.
We have also a large and beautiful assortment
of Cooking, Parlor, Dining Room, Bed Room
and Church
STOVES,
to which wo particularly call the attention of
those who wish to purchase.
Also on hand, Wash and Stock BOILERS,
Corn Shcllers, Straw Cutters, Ac. Copper, Sheet <
Iron or Zinc Work done to order. Cistern or
Well Pumps furnished and put up.
Wo also are making and receiving from New
York, a superior assortment of
Tin and Japanese Ware,
among which the Ladies may find a great variety
of Cake Cutters and Bake Puns.
FOOT and BATIllNO TUBS, or nny other Article
in our line, made to order, and Painted in
the best manner. We nre also prepared to do
Roofing mid Guttering
in the latest and best mnnner on short notice.
Country Merchants invited to examine our
stock of
TTJElBr -mWJLnXils
NVe say it is superior, and we do not wish to
have our word taken for it. Come and sec. i
Cash paid for Old Conner. Bees Wax nn?l Old
Pewter.
1ST Knp" taken in exchange for Tin W??.
SHERMAN BROTHERS.
Ml) 12 44 if ?
C H A RLE SHI C KEY,
(Successor to Emanuel Currant,)
MANUFACTURER OF
LOOKING GLASS, PORTRAIT
And Picture Frames, i
AND DEALER IN
LOOKING GLASS PLATES,
nna ch'srs, wixdo\v conxices,
ROOM MOULDINGS, &C. n
154 KINO STREET, ,
CHARLESTON, S. C. 1
tw Old Frames Re-gilt cquul to new.
April 30 61 ly 11
>. \tj wvvhT
Third Door above the Mansion IIousc,
VA/" OUT..D respectfully enll tlie attention of
t t his friends, ami the pulilie generally, to
liis recent enlarged Stock of liltUGS, MKDIL/INKS,
&c. Physicians, Merchants, Farmers
Heads of Families, and all persons in want of
Articles in his line, will do well to cnll and cxunino
his assortment. Articles for family use, '
spices. Flavoring Extracts, etc., constantly on f(
land. Also Pure Medical Wines and Urat.dy. j
A|>iiI 2 47 tf j,
r. j. iiovby. w. ii. novitY : i
W. H. 1I0VEY & CO.,"
PROPRIETORS OF "
THE LADIES' STORE, DEALERS
IN
PAWPV A 5TAPTT TUJtr rmrvnc 'I
b v ^ w JLi.U A/1V1 KJKJKJUO, 1
a&aas ?ssas,
HON X T S, RI IUIONS,
Honsokoooin^ Goods, &
miwi mibi uixQ'mns
AND
INDIA RUBBER GOODS,
GllERilVILLE, 8. C. (
N. Tl.?Order* accompanied by tlie rnih for ^
ledienl, Law or Library Hook*, Musical Initru- ^
icnts and Sundiie*, promptly filled in New
fork, and delivered at our counter on shortest
lOtice.
Jan 22 37 lv
READ! READ!! READ!!! ..
IT WILL TAKft YOU BUT A FEW MINUTES,
AND MAY SAVE YOU -i
MANY YEARS OF SUFFERING ! J
Carter's Spanish Mixture!
THE GREAT PURIFIER OF THE BLOOD!
[he Best Alterative Ever Yet Discovered! ^
Physician* prescribe it, and every one. that
use* it is a walking advertisement. jVo A
Medicine ever yet offered to the A me- o
rican public has gained such f>o- fi
pulority in to short a time as V
BARTER'S SPANISH MIXTURE! 1(
It will Cure any case of Scrofula.
? "
It will Cure any case of Rheumatism.
It will Cure any case of Syphilis. 0
It will Cure any case of Salt Rheum.
It will Cure any case of JVcuralyia.
It will Cure any case of Fever and Ague, ~\
)r nnv Diseases arising from an impure state of
SCROFULOUS READER! J
It cured the neice of the Hon. John Minor (I
totts, a member of Congress from Virginia, of A
lerofula, after the skill of the best Physicians, c
>oth of New York and Philadelphia, had been
ried in vain ; and it will cure you, reader, if si
oil arc so affected.
RHEUMATIC READER! ck
It cured D. Burritf, Esq . of Cincinnati, of p
Ihcnmutism of -I years standing, nfter nil other emedies
had failed. We have hundreds of such ^
erl itiente*. Call on the Agent and get a Book
md Circular, and rend for yourself the many re- '
narknble and astonishing cures it has made.
SYPHILITIC READER! 1
The celebrated Dr. Butcher writes us that he ,
ind two of the most severe and long standing ^
ases of Syphilis that. would yield to none of the
isiinl remedies, but he cured one ease with si*,
ind the other with nine bottles of CARTER'S
iP A SI till MIXTURE. We have known it k.
ised in over a Thousand casks, and have yet to
icnr of a failure in any case.
YE SHAKING THOUSANDS HEAD ! {
Aour. and Fkvks.?Do not take Quinine, Mer- >nry,
or any such noxious Drugs, but try at once
his great Alterative and Purifier of the Blood ;
Varlrr's Spanish Afirturr, will cure any and every
ase of Ague and Fever. We have never yet
mown it to fail.
And for all Diseases arising from an impure
itnte of the Blood, no medicine has ever yet been J
onnd to have so good an effect. If you are sick, I
ry it at once; do not delay; time is precious,
ind health the greatest of all blessings, without 0
vhich all else is valueless. '
DR. WM. S. BEERS CO.,
Pr.oPKiRTOR*, Richmond, Va. e
And for sale by F* KRUTCH, Druggist, Agent^ f
)r?snvilla C. 11., 8. (X l-lj May St I
SPRING D
IN CHARI
{Late of the Firm t
SUCCESSOR TO KI
943 King Street, O
INVITES ATTENTION to his ENTIRELY N]
GERMAN AND AMERICAN GOODS,
StJMMIE
In choicest Plaid, Stripes and Chencs, of lig
jxpressly for oitjr retail trade.
BOILBD B;
Great attention has been pnid to obtain the
American market.
FLOUNCI
In Silk, Barege, Grenadine, Tissues, Orgnndi
constantly receiving.
FRENCH AND
Tlio Stock of these Goods will invite n clv/se
IWCOTJI=LlNri3>
Bombazines, Alpacas, Challys, Crape Marat,
eal Crapes, English Paramattas, Black Organd
Mourning Robes, Mourning Mantillas, Mantles,
and Marcelliue of very choicest makes, nlway
. urnm
Best makes of Sheeting, Shirting and Pillov
iressing. Striped Shirting Linens, Linen Ostu
SPRING CASS/21
A large and varied Stock of Goods in this D<
?nd Summer wear, such as Tweeds, Light Cassin
PARASOLS AN
In Blnck and Colored, Lined and Unlint
jest Scotch. Gingham and Silk Umbrellas.
PLANTAT]
Planters and their friends will always find w
,nd all Goods will be sold at the lowest marke
The Subscriber is now able to give his nersoi
urpassed advantages in obtaining all the j\
aRlCES, together with his buyer constantly \
nods at less than the market value, he feels p
died. C2T" The One Price System riyidly ruUwi
243 King Street, Opp
May 1st, 18o7.
WM. II. A LLEN7~
SURGEON DENTIST,
?i?. HAS returned from Philndel
phia, prepared, in every way, t
perform all operations in his pre
ssion in the most skilful and approved mnnnci
laving procured every improvement of thedaj
ersons can safely rely on having avery opera
ion performed in the same manner as done i
'liiladclphia or New York.
Ether and Chloroform eiven when desired.
Persons desiring attention must make appoint
lents previously.
ty'ltoums in McBee's Building.
Mnrcli 19 45 if
AGENCY FOR
AFE and fire insurance
MUTUAL INSURANCE C0MPAN1
Insures Houses, Stores and other Prop.rtjr
AGAINST FIRE:
And the Lives of White Persons and Slaves,
between the ages of 10 and 00 gears,
)N such terms as to render it a most ?afe nm
desirable investment. Full details, will
te Constitution and IW-Laws of the Compart*
ill he furnished on npplieation to nny of the Ol
cers of the Company.
JOSEIM1 It. OSBOllNF, Preil.
WM. W. McDOWELI* Vice-1're*.
Jas. B. Rankin, Secretary J; Treasurer.
JOHN W. GRADY, Agent,
Jnn 8 35-1 y GREENVILLE, S. C.
I'HS aP.ZSlTVILLIS '
B () O K S T O R E
MAIN STREET, NEXT TO MoBECS 1IALIS
WIIEREeonslnntly may he faun
*.?a largo and well selected Stoc
MISCELLANEOUS, SCHOOL and CLASSIC
,L BOOKS, Writing Paper, Blank Books, Mem
randunis, <fce.; Writing Desks and Oases, Port
tlios, Oold and Steel Pens, Pencils, Ink, Sealin
Tax, Wafers, Slates, Copy Looks, Inkstands, Ei
:rs,Ao.,Ac. J. C. P. JBTfflt.
Jan 15 3ti-ly Si^n of the Big Hook.
e.kTujtch's
rug store and apothecary shcp
UNDER MoBEETS HALL.
s. s,,
IIKRIC will l>e constantly kept on hand tli
T T purcet stock of
PRIHJS, MEDICINES.CHEMTCAUS.PATF.N'
ledicines, Surgical Instrument*, Paints, Dyi
tuffs, Varnishes, I'utty, Tohaeco, Segars, Spir
Ins, Oils, Candles, Soaps, Spices, Brushes, Toil*
irticles, .Conihs, Perfumery; and all other art
les generally kept hy Druggists.
iFresh and pure Drugs are warranted an
aid at low price*.
Compound medicines are prepared in the moi
areful war. Receipts and prescriptions of an
ind put-cr? witt. accurncy, neatness and dii
ntch. 35-10m Jnn 8
V. S. LAWTON, 1 f C. M. BREAK El
Formerly of > -J of
awtonville, 8. C. ) ( Cliarleston, S. C
LAWTON & CO.,
factors, PorwtirtliiiR and Coinmiaaloii
itlcrcliniila,
Vo. 30 JSatl Bay and Boyce <& Go's Whar^
03is, o.0
WILL IILL
'ATTAvr prnp i?f AITD Hfixn AT ^ADV
(V 1 X V/il > I J ly.'W , V^yWIVL1
NAVAL STOKES, <fcc.
XW Having nil experience of twenty-fiv
enra in business, we guarantee satisfaction t
il who pittro||j? no.
JOHN KRAUSE,
FURNITURE
AND CABINET MAKER,
m u ?WOULD respectfully infori
Bllio citizens of Greenville rnd
Nfcj* " '^^Bcinit.y thethc has on hand a Jc
f FUBNITUHE, which he will dispose of upo
eesonahlc terms. He hu Chairs, Tables, Sofm
V ash-stands, Ac. Fine and I'lain Furnitur
nade to order. His shop may be found on Ay
nue Street, between Benttii's Store and tk
Confectionery, and nearly opposite the Com
loose Greenville, fl. C\, Aug. li-14-ly
RY GOODS,.
J3ST0N, S. C.
l&WkVMu
tf Drowning Jc Leman.)
3TCHUM & TAYLOR,
pposilc Ilnacll Street,
E W nnd CIIOICK STOCK of FRENCH, ENGLISH, .
, of the NEWEST STRING STYLliS.
BL SILKLS,
ht texture and beautiful finish, carefully Selected i
LACK ?EK?.
best Goods in Black Silks tkat arc brought into the |
2D ROBES,
ics and Jaconets, iu large variety, very choice and
ENGLISH PRINTS.
attention, being very full nnd at very low prices. ]
*TC3r GOODS.
Choice Blnck Bareges and Poplins, Poplinetts, Du- .
lies. French nnd English Cranes in various widths,
Black Fainise and Cautou Cloths, Mousliu DcLaine ,
s on hand. <
r-Cnse LINENS, of various widths nnd free from '
iburgs, Dowlas, Diapers, Toweling, Huckaback, etc. 1
ERES, DRILLS, <&C. !
spartmcnt, suitable for Gentlemen and Boys' Spring t
teres, Drnp D'Eto, Farmer's Satin, Grey Flannels, etc. '
i? UMBRELLAS, ;
;d, in nil the new designs, constantly received; ,
[ON GOODS.
ith me a full department suitable to their wanst,
t prices for Cnsh or City Acceptances,
mil attention to all Country Orders, and having tinE
WEST GOODS nt the LO WEST POSSIBLE '
vntuhing the New York Auctions for all desirable
repared to sny that nil orders will l?e satisfactorily
red to, atul all Gcxnl* Warranted.
A. F. llICOWXIftG, ]
osito 1 Inset I Street, Sign ok the "Thee."
62 tt
NEW MIELINERY t
AND
Dross-Making Establishment.
[; m<S. WAITS AND MISS 1
?OUI)( )X WOlllil PA9t\nn?fiillt? ??ll
attention of the ].n<lii'S of (iiccnville anil vi i
cinitv to the fact that thev will open, on Saturday,
the 4th iast., one of ike linestand lnrgo-t
, stocks of French nnd American MILLINERY
ever bought to thie Town, which, for richness
nnd elegance, cannot he surpassed, embracing
l all the latest nnd most approved styles.
Being confident that none can go away disnat- r
isfied, they earnestly solicit an early call nnd inspection
of the same. Our terms are low. " j
Indies'Old lints cleaned nnd made equal to
new. Misses' Gipsies cleaned and made over in
the mint approved and latest. Gipsy style. t
, LEGHORN 1IATS in large quantities. i;
Country Milliners supplied on reasonable
terms. *
f jit" House on Avenue Street opposite the Post f
|f Office. 47-tf April 2 ,
GREENFIELDS <
, FAMILY GROCERY STORE.;
' UNDER M'BEE'S HALL--BURSEY'S OLD STAND. \
r- r
JUST RECEIVED, at the above Store, a Gen- 1
cral Assortment of r
FAMILY GROCERIES, !
selected by the proprietor, consisting of choice '
articles of SUGARS, Coffee. Mola-scs, Rice, Rice
? Flour, Fish, etc., etc. To all of which he invites *
the attention of housekeepers und others. ^
Apiil 23 50 tf 4
Applo Vinegar. [
d 4 FINE article to be had at the Family Grok
x V eery Store of A. GREENFIELD. J
WATCHES.
[ UhQUKS JgBlHLT.
E. I. IT\SO"\
(AGENT,)
T^>EOS leave to announce to the citir.cn* of
.lJ Greenville, and ant-rounding country, that
, he has opened a tStnck of tho above-named Ar- .
I tides c.n Avenue street, in the lluilding formerly
known as " Avenue Street Confectionery," which
he will sell LOW for CASH.
>e ' i
IIK WILL ALSO ,
1 Repair and Fit Up 1
[t WATCHES, CLOCKS AND JEWELRY, |
,t In the best of style,
i- Thankful to his former patrons and friends, '
for their liberality and patronage, he respect- t
d fullv solicits n continuance of the same. ,
wr Give iiini a call, and he will endeavor to ,
jt please. 87-tf Jan 22
w. pT price, j
r NOTARY PURLIC, ,
AND CLERK OF TOWN COUNCIL, i
3 OFFICE IN THE OLD COURT HOUSE, '
?laiaanar \5/a riUHBt a, o. ;
Will proinptty attend to the coBeotfon of Notes j
and Accounts, settling Claims, Ac.
fy d. S- ROW TP
? - ? - ? ? * * -' ?
Manufacturer and Dealer in
r i '7 FURNITURE of every description,
SSBBBO CHAIRS of every style.
* FISK'S CELEBRATED METALIC BURIAL CASES, I
Opjtouilr the Congarce House, 1
Doe. 11. COLUMBIA, S. C ly
F. BURTY,
Doalor in Boots, Shoes, Leather, ,
V OPPOSITE J. C. P. JETER'S BOOKSTORE.
,'i GREENVILLE, 8. C.,
n IS Prepared to furnish custom- i
*. crs with tne above articles, CHEAP
e CASH.
' Having competent workmen engaged, he can
a assure his patrons that all work will be Ni atlt s
1 Dove and WARRANTED.
Feb M tf
. . _
????a???WBg
OUB DOLLAK A YEARIIRCULATIOM,
OVER 100,000 C0PIE8 WEEKLY.
25 WITNESSES;
OR,
iriHiis v?mir& oomnnnniE.
John s. ?t|e is 1be Sulbolr.
WHO ha* had 10 year* experience as a Banker
and Publisher, ana Author of
4 Series of Lectures at the Broadway Tabernacle
when, for 10 sacoeeslre nights, oyer ,
AST" 600,000 People JSf
Greeted him with rounds of applause, while he
inhibited the manner in which Counterfeiter*
ixecute their Frauds, and the Surest and Short- ist
Menus of Detecting iliein I \ |
The Bank Note Engravers all say he is the
greatest Judge of Paper Money living.
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? . ? . .... -w<<i kin li i unnn nuim
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and Exhibiting at a Glance, every
Counterfeit in Circulation 11
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at a (fiance J
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Thus each may read the name in his own Native
Tongue.
Bffost Perfect Bank Note List Published.
Also, a List of
ALL THE PRIVATE BANKERS IN AMERICA!
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the Day. Also, a SERIES OF TALE\ from an
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the most perplexing positions in which
he ladies nnd gentlemen of that conntry have
icon so often found. These Stories will continue
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HOWARD ASSOCIATION
VIUI.A DELPHI A.
Important Announcement.
I^O nil persons afflicted with Sexunl Diseases,
such ns Spermatorrhoea, Scmiunl Weakness,
mpotcnee, Gonorrhoea, Gleet. iSy pliilit*, the Vice
if Onanism, or Self Abuse, Ac., ?Ve.
The HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in view of
lie nwful destruction of humnn lilc, omitted by
icxunl Disease*. nnd the deception* practised up.
in the unfortunate victims of such diseases by
Quacks, linvc directed their Consulting; Surgeon,
is n charitable act worthy of their nunie to give
leuirxl aovice oratis, to nil pcrs ?ns thus nftTict d,
who apply by letter, witli n description of
heir condition, (nge oceii|>ntion, habits of life,
fce.,) nnd in cases of extreme poverty and aufcring,
to furnith medicine* free of charge.
The Howard Association is n benevolent Intitution,
established by special endowment, for
iio relief of the sick and distressed, afflicted
with "Virulent nnd Epidemic Diseases." It hna
;ow n surplus of means, which the Director*
lave voted to expend in advertising the above
loticc. It is needless to add that the Aseociaion
commnnds the highest Medical skill of the
ige, nnd will furnish the most approved modern
reatmenh
Just Published l?y tl.e Association, a Report
>u Spermatorrhoea, or Seminnl Weakness, the
rice of Onnnis.n, Masturbation of Self-Abuse, nnd
ither Diseases of the Sexunl Organs, by the Conlultiug
Burgeon, which will be sent by nisi), (in
i sealed envelope), Free of Charge, on the receipt
if TWO STAMPS for postage.
Address, 1)11. GEO. CALHOUN, Consulting
surgeon, Howard Association, No. 2 South
SINT11 Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Dy order of the Directors.
EZRA D. 11 ART WELL, President
(i ko. I' airciiu.u, Secretary.
Fel? 5 89 tf
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