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[From Graham's Magazine.]
SQUIRE LONGBOW'S
SECOND MARRIAGE.
44 Squire Longl?ow sincerely mourned the
loss of his wife?internally and externally.
Externally, he was one of the strongest
mourners I ever saw. He wore a weed,
floating from his hat, nearly a foot long. It
was the longest weed that had ever been
mounted ui l'uddleford ; but our readers
must not forget who Squire Longbow was?
a magistrate, and leudmg man in community.
And while the aeader is about^-k, he
may also recollect tWat^the Squire ja not the
only man, east or west, who haayentuied
upon a little ostentation over the /ftrave of
the departed?inifcswoman neither/
Who was to be the uext Mrs. Dao^tsnw ?
That was the question. The public, indeed,
nylfiiil it lf?n<f li/ifcri* tha Wnnieo W/U -%
.. . ? ~ V..?
to have the honor of presiding at 7be .
Squire's table) What woman was to heplaced
at the head of society, in Puddicford ?
The Swipeses and Beagles, Aunt Sunora,
Aunt Graves, and Sister Abigail, and scores
of others, all began to specttlalo upon this
important subject. Even Turtle and Bates
indulged in a few generul remarks.
Aunt Sonora gave it as her mind, " the
Squire ought to bo pretty skeery how he
married jwiybody, kase if he got one of them
flipper tergibbet sort o' wimmen, she'd turn
the whole house enaide out, Rnd he'd be one
of the most miserablest of all men." She
said " if he know'd what was good for himself,
he'd jest keep clear of all the young
gals that were fussing and tigoling round
him, aud go right in for some old stand-by
of a woman, that know'd how to take the
brunt of things?but, lors-a-mc," continued
Aunt Sonora. " th OTa'a nr* Hrtln.* nAtliin? I
-? ? --- ? -?.... s
with these oh! widowers?they're nil like
my Uncle Jo, who married in a hurry, and
repented arterwards?and the poor denr old
soul nrii't had a minute's peace since."
4 ..The Swipeses and Iieagles, who, it will be
recollected, belonged to a clique that had in
tilnes past, warred against Longbow <k Co.,
tho't it would be shameful for the Squire
to marry at all?it would be uu insult agin
the memory of poor old Mrs. Longbow, who
was dead and gone." (Some people, you
know, reader, abuse llio living, but defend
the dead.) M And if the Squire should mar*
Z, they should think for their part, that
e'd rise up oat of her grave, and haunt
hiua! She could never sleep easy, if she
kaow'd that the Squire had got some othor
woman, who was eating her presarves, and
wearing out her clothes, and lording it over
the house like all possess'd."
Other opinions were expressed by other
persons?in fact, the Souire's widowhood
was the great concern of l'uddleford. " lie
was so well on to do," as Aunt Sonora used
to call it, that he was considered a great
V catch."
After a few weeks of sorrow, the Squire
At ii? sat - ...
nimseir really oegan to entertain notions ot
matrimony. It is true, lie lml parsed the
age of sixty, nod it required a great effort to
get up a sufficient amount of romance to
carry out saoh an enterprise, symptoms began,
however, to wax strong. The first
alarming indication was hie attendance at
church. The Squire had always been a
kind of a heathen, in this respect, and had
for many years aet a poor example; but
people, who want to uiarry, will go to
church. <Wh?ther this is done to get up a
reputation, or simply to take a survey of the
unappropriated female slock yet remaining
on hand, I cannot say,
The Squire waa " fixed up " amazingly,
the first time I saw him at cburoh. His
hair bad been cut, And thoroughly greased.
His shirt-collar covered his ears; And his
boots shone like a mirror. Aunt Sonora
said ha looked " ony most as good as new."
Aunt Graven waa in the choir that day, and
she song as she never sang before. She
bltyked all the heavy strains of tnusio?
strains that lifted her on her toes?directly
into Squire Longbow's face. Whether
Aunt Graves had any design in this, is more
than I can say; but I noticed some twinges
about the Squire's lips, and a sleepy wink of
the eye, that looked a little like magnetism.
It was ridiculous, too, that such an old castle
should be stormed bv music.
But the Squire exhibited other symptoms
of matrimony, lie grew more pompous in
his decisions, disposed of cases more summarily,
and quoted law-latin more frequently.
It was about this time that he talked about
the 44 nux vomica " instead of41 vox Populi."
lie used to 41 squash " proceedings before
the case was half presented ; and, in the
language of Turtle, 44 he tore around at a
T ..? . ?J.I n--?
.,v?? * ?ii.o omu Hie oia rvquire
was gelling to be an old fool, and lie was
goin1 to liavo him married, or dismissed from
ofliee?thero wnrn't no livin with him."
There were a great many anxious mothers
about Tuddleford, who were very desirous of
forming an nllianco with the Longbow family.
Even Mrs. Swipes, as much as she
openly opposed the Squire's marriage in
general, secretly hoped a spark might be
struck up between him and hor daughter,
Mary Jane Arabella Swipes; and Mrs.
Swipes was in tho habit of sending her
daughter over to tho Squire's house, to inquire
of him " to know if she couldn't do
smnthiu' for him in his melancholy condition,"
and Sister Abigail went several times
to " put things to lights," and was as kind
and obliging, and attentive to nil the Squire's
wants, as ever Mrs. Longbow was in her
palmiest days. On these occasions. Sister
Abigail used frequently to remind the Squire
of " his great bereavement, and what an angel
of a wife he had lost; and things didn't
look as they used to do, when she was
around, and she didn't wonder lie took on
so, when the poor thing died."
Hut, reader, Ike Turtle had ordered things
otherwise. Jle was determined to strike
up a match between the Squire and Aunt
Graves. So Ike made a special visit to
Aui l Graves one evening, for the purpose of
"surveying and sounding along the coast, to
see how the waters laid, and how the old
soul would take it," to use his language.
I have already given an outline of Aunt
k... i ...:u - f- ?
-.."w , win * win iivw ?.iy inruier, iiial she,
never had an ofler of matrimony in her
whole life.- Sh<i' was what ij torniod a
" touchy " old maid. She professed to' hate
men, and alfectcd great distress of mind
when thrown into their society. Aunt
Graves was just ironing down the seams of
a coat that she had finished, when Ike called.
Ike opened the conversation by remind*
ing Aunt Graves that "she was livin' along
kiuder lonely like."
" Lonely 'nough, 1 s'poseshe replied,
snappishly.
" Don't you never have the blues, and get
sorter obstrep'rous ("
Aunt Graves " didn't know as she did."
' Why, in the name of old Babylon, don't
you marry I" '
"Marry! Me marry?marry, a man?a
great, awful man !'' and the trou llew
through the seams like lightning. ?
" Yes," continued Ike, " marry?marry a
man?why, woman, you are getting as old
and yellow as autumn leaves. What have
you been livin for ??you've broken all the
laws of Scripter inter pieces?and keep on
breakin'on'em?adding sin unto sin, and
transgrcssiou unto transgression, and the
thinggoi-ter t-e slopped. .Now, Aunt
Graves, what do you think?there's Squire
Longbow, as desolate as Sodom, and he's
got-ter have a woman, or the old man'll run
us crazy us n loon u-lhinkin' 'bout his household
affairs; and you know how to cook,
and to wash, and to iron, to make pickles
and soap ; and then, you're a proper age?
what say ?w
Aunt Graves ran to the fire, plunged her
goose into the ashes, and gave the coals a
smart stir. She then dropped down iu her
large locking chair, leaned her cheek upon
her elbow, fixed ber eyes upon the floor, and
came near going off into hysterics.
Ike dashed a little water into Aunt
Graves' face, and she revived. After having
gained strength, she replied in substance to
Ike's query in a very languishing, die away
air: 44 She couldn't say?she didn't know?
if it was a duty?-if she could ready believe
it was a duty?if sho was called on to fill
poor old dead-andgone Mrs. Longbow's
place?folks were born iuter the world to do
good, and she had so far been one of the
snoit unprofi(ab!e#t of servants; hut che
would never marry on her own account?"
44 In other words," exclaimed Ike, cutting
her short. 44 von'll tro it."
Aunt Graves agrcod to " reflect on't."
It was not long after this consultation thnt
Mrs. Swipes began to 44 smell a rat," as she
said. She commanded Mary Jane Arabella
" never to darken tho doors of that old hog,
Longbow, agin ; and as for that female critter,
Graves, she'd got a husband living down
at the Kast'ard, and they'd all get into prison
for life, the first thing they know'd."
Bister Abigail declared " she'd have Aunt
Graves turned out of church, if 9he married
a man who wariv't a member." This was a
great deal for Sister Abigail to say, for she
had been the bosom friend of Aunt Graves ;
" people out of the church and people In the
church, shouldn't ortcr jine themselves to
gethor-?it was agin Scriptcr, and would get
every tiling inter a twist." I;
But Iko Turtle bad decreed that the marriage
should go on. Lie even went so far ii
as to indite the first letter of the Squire's to ii
Aunt Graves. This letter, which Iko exhib- u
ited to his friends, as one of his best literary r
specimens, was indeed a curiosity. I pre- ti
suiue there is nothing else like it on the face t
of the globe. It opened by informing Aunt 1
Graves that since the " loss of his woman, e
ho had felt very grcvious-like, and couldn't ?
fix his mind onto anything?that the world 1
didn't seem at all as it used to do?that he r
and his woman had liv'd in peace for thirty c
years, and the marriago state was nat'ral to s
him?that he had always lik'd Aunt Graves a
since the very first time he see'd her,and so t
did his woman, tooand many more de- 1
durations of similar import, and it was sign- <
eu " J. Liongoow, justice of tlio i'euce," and
sealed, too, like his legal processes, that his
dignity might command, even if his persoti did
not win the affections of this elderly
damsel.
Aunt Graves surrendered?and all this 5
within two months after the death of Mrs. i
Longbow. The Squire cast off his weeds, t
and made violent preparations for matiimo- <
ny ; and on a certain night?I shall never <
forget it?the atlair came off. 1
There was a great gathering at the I
Squire's?a sort of general invitation had <
been extended far and near?the Swipes and '
Beagles, Aunt Sonora, and all. Great prep- 1
aration had been made in the way of eata- i
hies. The Squire was rigged in a new suit '
of " home made" (made by Mrs. Longbow,
too, in her life time,)?a white vest, and he 1
woro a cotton bandana neck handkerchief,
with heavy bows, that buried his chin, and
a pair of pumps and clouded-blue stockings.
Aunt Graves' dress cannot bo described.
She was a mass of fluttering ribbons, and '
she looked as though she would take wings i
and fly away. ?
Bigelorv Van Slvck ami Ike Turtle con- ]
ducted the marriage ceremony?the one r
took the ecclesiastical, the other the civil
management. When the couple were ready,
Turtle sat down in front of them with the
statutes under Iris arm, with Bigelow at his
right band.
' Turtle examined the statutes amid profound
silence for some time, turning down '
one leaf here and another there, until li?l.
found himself thoroughly prepared for the
solemn occasion. Finally, he arose, and 1
with a gravity that ho man ever put on before
or since, exclaimed?
" Miss Graves, hold up your right hand
and swear."
Miss Graves said " she was a member of
the church, and dar'sent swear."
Ike said it was " legal swearing he want- ?
cd, 'cording to the staterts?not the wicked r
sort?he wanted her to swear that she was
over fourteen years of age?hadn't got no ,
husband living, nowhere?warn't goin' to ,
practice no fraud nor riothiVon Squire
Longbow?and that bhoM jest as good a ,
right to get married now as she cvdr had." (
Miss Graves looked blank.
_ Squire Longbow said " he'd run tho risk
of tho fourteen years of ago and tho fraud, ,
and finally he woujd of tho wholo on't. The
staterts was well enough, but it warn't to he ]
presumed that a justice of the jteace would '
run agin 'em. Some folks didn't know 'eui ]
?he did."
Ike said " there was something another in '
tho statret about wimin's doing things,
' without any fear or compulsion of anybody,'
and he guessed he'd take Miss Graves
into another room, and examine her separately
and apart from her intended husI
1 >? ll'L!- - !-l * - ?
lkiiiu, mis was .1 jOKe oi l urue s.
The Squire said " that meant married
wiinin?arter the ceremony wtfa over, that
ere would be very legal and proper."
Mia. Swipes said, " for her part, she j
thought the oatli or-ter be put?it would be
an awful thing to see a poor cretur forced j
into marriage."
Sister Abigail thought so too. (
Aunt Sonora hoped there wouldn't be
uothin' did wrong, " so the people could
take the law on 'em." .
Turtle said " that they needn't ^nv on (
'era fret their gizzards?he was responsible \ (
for the la' of the case."
Bigelow then rose, and told the parties to
jme hands, and while they were jined, he {
wanted the whole company to sing a psalm. t
The psalm was sung.
Bigelow then commenced tho wedding ^
process. H Rq*.)?rc Longbow." exclaimed :
Bigolow?44 this is votjr second wife ancl f
some folks say the third, and I hope yon ?
fool f ItA atvfnl rvAoiflnM ?i? ?. ^1* ?-* 41 1
vv> ?IIU nnfMf |?voiuu^ III HMIbll J'WU I1IIU j
yourself." I
The Squire said " he fc!t easy and resign- j
ed?he'd goue inter it from rasped to his ,
woman who whs now no more." t
44 You do promise to talfe this 'ero woman, |
to eat her, and drink her, and keep her in M
things to wear, so long as you and she f
lives P j
44 I do that very thing," responded the c
Bqniro. |
44 And you, on your part," continued Bige- ?
low, turning to Aunt Graves, 44 promise to n
behave yourself and obey the Squire in all
thiug*1"
Aunt Graves said 44 she would, Providence
permitting." 1
This marriage ceremony, I believe, is nearjr
word for word.
" Then," said Turtle, " wheel yourselves
oto line, and lets have a dance," and draw- '
ng out his fiddle, the whole crowd, in five
muutes, were tearing down at a most fuions
rate; and when I departed, at about <
nidnight, the storm was raging still higher, !
he whiskey and hot water circulated fieely, !
,'urllo looked quite abstractious about his i
yos, and his footsteps were growing more I
ind more uncertain, Bulliphant's face shone I
ike a drummond-light, the voices of the fo
nales, a little sliinulatod, were as noisy and
oofused as those of Isabel, ami your humble
ervant?why, he walked lionro as straight
is a gun?of course ho did?and was able
o distinguish a hay-stack from a meetingicme,
anywhere along the road.
lelrrtfii ^orfnj.
Anne Hathaway.
The following lines, attributed to Win.
shakspeare, says the Charleston Mercury,
ive have never met with anywhere except in
lie volume bifore us, the " History and l'oitry
of Finger Kings," bv Charles Edwards,
)f Now York. Speaking of a ring which
ivas found a few years ago, which had beonged
to Shakspeare, and had the true lov;r's
knot upon it, the author says; "there
s reason to supposo that the ring was the
gift of Anne Hathaway, she " who had as
much virtue as could dio." And we must
bo allowed to indulge in the idea, that it
was pressing Shakepeare's linger, when
those lines were inscribed :
ro THE IDOL OF MINE EVES AND THE DELIGHT
OK MINE HEART, ANNE HATHAWAY.
Would ye be taught, ye feathered throng,
Willi love's sweet notes to grace your song,
lo pierce the heart with thrilling lay,
Listen to mine Anno Hathaway !
She Hath a way to sing so clear,
Phoebus might wond'ring stop to hear;
ro melt the sad, make blithe the gay,
And nature charm, Anne Ilalli a way;
She Hath a way,
Anno Hathaway,
l'o breathe delight Anne Ilath a way.
When envy's breath and rancorous tooth
Bo soil and bite fair worth and truth,
And merit to distress betray,
l'o soothe the heart Anne uath a way,
she hatii a wav to chase despair,
l'o heal all grief, to cure all care,
Turn foulest night to fairest day ;
1'hou know'st, fond heart, Anne hath a wav;
She hath a wav,
Anne Hathaway,
To make grief bliss Anne hatii a way.
Talk not of gems, the orient list,
The diamond, topaz, amethyst,
The emerald mild, the ruby gay ;
Talk of gem, Anne hath a way 1
sbejiath a way, with her bright eyo,
Their varum* lustre to defy.
The jewel she, and tho foil they,
So sweet to look Anne hatii a way ;
She hatii a wav,
Anne Hathaway,
To shame bright gems Anne hath a way.
But were it to my fancy given
To rate her charms, I'd called them Heaven:
Kor though a mortal made of clay,
Angels must love Anne Hathaway.
iho hatii a way so to control,
To rupture the imprisoned soul,
And sweetest Ileaven on earth display,
That to he Heaven Anne uath a way,
She hath a wav,
Anne Hathaway,
lo he lluaven's self Anne hatii a way.
An Unfowtunatk Habit.?Some persous
ire in the habit of dwelling upon and gieaty
magnifying every little injury they receive
it the hands of others. They thus render
hemsclves very disagreeable to those in
Aboso ears they are continually pouring
heir complaints ; and at the same time
reatly injure themselves in the estimation
jf such, whilst they are contributing very
tiuch to their own personal misery. How
nuch better would it In*, were such person*
o bury their little troubles, or at least to
ceop them entirely out of sight! It is to be
>resumed that thoy do not sufliciently reflect
ipon the true naturo of their conduct, else
hey would bo more careful to avoid it than
.hey are. Jamieson forcibly exposes (be
*rent folly of such conduct by the following
(lustration: " A man strikes mo with a
iword, and inflicts a wound. Suppose, instead
of binding up the wound, I am showntr
it to cvorvbodv- and after if. Im? hi?o?.
up I ain taking off the bandage coninually
anc) examining thy depth of the
vouijd, nnd make it fester till my limb be
comes greatly inflamed, and my general
icaith Is materially affected ; is there a peron
in the world who would not call me a
bol ? Now, such a fool is he, who by dweling
upon little injuries, or insults, or provocations,
causes them tj agitate and inflame
lis mind. How much better wero it to put
i bandage over the wound, and nevor look
it it again."
| German Reformed Mearenger.
OleBu'd is fiddling with g-.eat success at
Newark, N. J.
31lifirfUnnrnit0 lUuiling.
rhe Detective Police Surpassed by a c*
Young Lady. ?
A few weeks since, some unknown persons u
antered a fashionable boarding house near ai
Summer-street, kept by Mrs. M., and passed bi
from one boarder's room to another, making w
assessments of such articles as they liked ai
best, and after making a liberal collection, 1c
left the place unseen and unharmed. Among ni
the boarders whose goods and chattels were s|
thus unceremoniously taken away, was Mrs. n
11., a fair daughter of the sunny South, who a
happened to be spending the winter in the ti
City of Notions, llcr loss consisted of a w
beautiful velvet hat. a
As soon as the theft was discovered, the b
police were consulted, and everything done
to remove the mystery, hut all to no pur- si
pose. n
Hut as murder will enmn out sr? will !?? . I
ceny, sometimes, and this was not long to r
remain a secret. 1
As Mrs. II. was walking Washington t
street one of the pleasantest days last week, fi
imagine her surprise in passing a large and n
masculine looking woman, dressed in the t
height of fashion, with hoops and crinoline, t
and having upon her head the identical vel- ii
vet hat which she had lost. What was to n
be done.? What could be done? Every o
step was taking the bor.net from its owner, i:
who was alone and a stranger in the city. I
It did not take her long to decide. f
She started ip the snnjc direction, and 1
soon was along side the velvet hat. c
' Where do you reside, madam ?" i
" In Court," was the reply. 1
" A rtA vnn froinrr home ?" c
"J ? O O V
" I am."
" Go on and don't let me hinder you." a
And onward they walked, now to the e
right and now to the left. At length they a
entered a dark alley, and after passing seve- g
ral dismal abodes, they halted at a door. c
Do you live here !" 1
" 1 do?on the second floor." &
' Go up, then, for I havo business with &
you." They entered. j
After going up two flights of stairs, they I
reached a room in which they found live v
women. They entered the room, and here p
our heroine made her business known, r
Posting herself by the door with a calm, but 1
defiant look, she demanded of the woman r
to know where she obtained the velvet hat, t
and also the shawl and the basque upon her f
person. f
" 1 bought them," was the reply. i
" No, you did not, they were stolen ; and ?
now take them off immediately." 1
Had a bombshell exploded in the room, t
the confusiou could not have been greater, Put,
great as it was, it did not intimidate ?
the owner of the velvet hat in tl:o least do- 1
gree. It only changed the happy and fas- f
cinating look of a Cromwell. v
"Now bo quiet and own up, and bring r
forward the stolen goods, for it will be bet >
ter for you. And now seeing that I have 1
found the goods, and the thief, no doubt, 1 1
am going for an officer. See that none of i
you leave the room or disturb any article
while I am gone."
While descending the stairs, our heroine'
e-spied a doctor on his way to visit the sick, .
and asked his as istance.
" I have," said she " found some stolen s
property, and have it secure in this house ; .
will you call an officer to assist mo in re- .
moving it."
The doctor readily asseutod, and while he v
sought for policemen, she still guarded her a
trust. At length the doctor, with four pol- s
icctnen, arrived, when our heroine transferred 11
the custody of botli persons and property to '
the officers of the law. The remainder of 1
the stolen property was soon found, and the ,
lady relieved of her borrowed plumage, was ,
provided with rooms at the Cambridge
street Jail, where she still remains, waiting
tho sentence of the law.
We say success to our fair visitor from r
tho South, and may the courage which she C
displayed be imitated by our polico general- *
Iv.?Boston Journal. J
Tint (Iovek.sohsiiip of Kansas.?The s
lion. Robert J. Walker has accepted this 1
position. Of the fact we have no longer a s
doubt. The enemies of the Administration ^
at the North had hoped that Kansas would c
bo a thorn in President Buchanan's sido.
Their anticipations have so boon been dissipated
by Mr. W.'b patriotic course in under- '
taking this arduous and responsible position 1
lie lias thus relieved the Democratic masses c
of the country, by this noblo tfnd unselfish v
act, of a weight of anxiety easier imagined '
than described, aud will be duly remember- F
ed for so doing. a
We huve also every reason to believe that }'
tbe post of Territorial Secretary of State has '
been tendered to Hon. F. P- Stanton, of Ten- "
nessee.?Evening Star.
SiiAKsrKAitE makes one of his characters s
say?
" How sweet the moonshine sleeps upon this I
bank?" i
Hut in this ? red-dog " and 44 wild cat "
era the reading about banks and moonshine
should be modernized thus : |
"Llpw sweet these banks do sleep upon thi* '
moonshine." ' <
'{From (lie Homo Journal ]
Marriage.
Nature never (.lid betray the soul that lov:1
her, ami nature tells men and women tp
tarry. Just as the young man is entering
pon life?just as he cotnes to independence
ad man's estate?just as the ciisis of his
eing is to be solved, and it is to be seen
hether he decides with the good, the groai
ltd the true, or whothcr ho will sink and bo
st forever?niatriuoonv gives him ballast
nd a rifzhl impulse. Wnr ? ;?!. n?i?. 1
w % umuivnilU
je takes a sure revenge. Tell a young man
ot to have an attachment that is \irtuous,
nd he will have one that is vicious. Virjous
love, the honest love of a man for the
roinnn he is about to inarry, givts hiin an
nchor for his heart; something pure and
eaittiful for which to labor and live.
And tbo woman, what a purple light it
hed* upon her path ; it makes life for her
0 day dream, no idle hour, no painted
luidow, no passing show ; but something
?al, earnest, worthy of her heart, and head,
lut most of us are cowards, aud dare not
hink so ; we lack grnce; we are of little
aitb ; our inward eye is dim and dark. Tho
aodern young lady must marry in style ;
lie modern young gentleman marries a forune.
But in the meanwhile, tho girl grows
nto an old maid, and the youth becomes a
nan about toyn, n man whom it is danger*
us to ask into your house for his business
1 intrigue. The world might have had a
tappy couple ; instead, it gets a woman fretul,
ueivous, fanciful, a plague to all around
icr. lie becomes a skeptic in nil virtue ; a
jorruptor of tho youth of both sexos; a oui-se
11 whatever domestic ciicle he penetrates.
Cven worse may result. She may be deeived
and may die of a broken heart.
He may rush from one folly to another ;
ssociate only with the vicious and deprnvd;
bring disgrace and sorrow on himself
aid all around him, and sink into an early
rrave. Our great cities show what becomes
if men and women that do not marry.?
tVorldly fathers and mothers advise their
ons not to inarry until they can afford to
upport a wife, and the boys wickedly ex>end
double the amount in low company,
lenoe it is, all wise men (like Franklin) ndocatc
early marriages; and that all our
;ieat men, with rare exceptions, have inaried
young. Wordsworth had only ono
mndred pounds a year when he first marled.
Lord Kldon was so poor that ho had
o go to Clare market, London, to buy sprats
or supper. Coleridge and Sou they we can't
iud bad any incumeat all at the time of their
narriage. W'e question whether Luther at
my time hud more than fifty pounds a year.
tVo blast humanity in its very dawn. Faliera,
you say you teach your sons prudence
?you do no such a thing; your world-wise
ind clever son is already ruined for life,
fou will find him at the faro-table, and at
ree-love circles. Your wretched wordlv
risdoni taught liiin to avoid the snare of
narrying young, and soon if he is not involved
in embarrassments which will last
lim a lifetime?he is a blaze fellow?heartess,
false, without a single generous sentiment
or manly aim; he has
"Xo God, no heaven, in the wide world"'
- - * Woman.?In
the first place woman has a
>etter name than a man?and words arc
ignifieant. Man was call?d Adam, which
neans earth ; hut woman Eve, which means
ife. Man was made like the brutes in open
and outside gates of the Paradise, and made
trholly of clay ; hut the woman was made
fterwards in Paradise itself. She was tho
olo paradisaical creation. She was not
nade of clay, but from an influx of opIokGoI
natter ; since there went into her composiion
nothing terrestrial, except only one of
Vdam'a ribs, and that was not gross clay,
>ut clay that had been already purified and
cindled with the breath of life.
" It is because she is made of purer mater
that a woman, from w hatever height she
nay look down, never turns giddy, and her
ryes never have mist before them liko the
(yesof men. Moreover, if a woman and man
umblo together iino water, far away from
ill external belp, the woman Hoots upon the
urface, but the man soon sinks to the boU
om. Is there not also the l>ivine light
liining through the body of the woman
>y which she is made often to seem a mingle
of beauty V
Tub Tlkkkv.?This fowl is a nntivo of
'eru. It received its name from the followng
incident. King James 1 chartered a
onipnny of merchants, with exclusive priilege
to trade with Turkey. Afterward,
lowever, they diverted a portion of their p4 ital
to the Pacific coast of South America,
nd established trailing posts in Peru. Hero
hey found tho turkey a native, and thev
nported it to Europe, where it receiiel its
ante from the "Turkey Trailing Company/'
"Nobody ever lost anything by love,"
aid a Rage looking person.
41 That's not true," said a young lady, who
tea rd ilio reipurki " fur I onco lost three
lights' sleep."
Thr young ?nan who lost his heart under
peculiar circumstances, lias found it again,
hough horribly mangled. The ciieuinstan:ca
usci) it roughly.