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Pmc* Stbadley, Esq., Flat Rock, N. O.
A. IL Pkobx, Fair view T. O., Greenville Pi?t
William C. Bailey, Pleasant Grovo, Greenville
Cam. R. Q. Ahpkm )*, Cedar Falls. Greenville
ifltctrit |%rtnj.
She Jobed iflii).
Sim loved biiu ; but she knew it not?
Her heart bad only room for pride?
All otber feelings were forgot,
:4When she bocamo another's bride, t
As from a dream she tlion awoke,
; To resdixo her lonely ainto,
And own it Vas the vow she broke,
Thai made her drenr and dcsolHte.
She loved liiin ; but the slanderer came.
With words of bate tliat all believed ;
A stain thus rested on his unme,
Uut he was wrong'd and tdjc deceived.
Ah rash tbe act tbal gave her band,
That drove bar lover from her side,
nrL. i.f - i l i? - - 1
?* nu uieu iiiui iu a ijisimiii ihiiu,
Where, battling for a name, he died.
8he loved him, and his memory now
W?? treasured as a thing apart,
The shades of thought wore on her brow,
i The need* of death were in her heart,
For ell the world, that thing foiiorti,
1 would not, could not be and live;
Tbmt casket, with its jewel gone?
A bride, who has no hemt to give.
v^fiUsctlianrotts Henhiim.
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tipi|? E^cf,
/ ' Recently wc published, says the 1'liiladel
phia Ledger, a paragraph frotu an Afuhatm
paper, atuting that u slave of Mr. Johu II
liottdley had three children at a birth, t\v<
of whom were black and one white. Tin
fact coming to tho knowledge of our .scion
tiflc towuaiuan, Peter A. Browne, Esq., win
haa been making many interesting research
m and investigations iuto the different chnr
acterislics of hair and wool, induced him t<
add ret w the owner of tliaahtverwiili\m tin
fbtaJuing a specimen'of the piUfM coior
nMhenfcads'of the-'children. Mr. II.
lely complied w Kb hie wish, and sen
specimens of tlie father's and mother,
of the two black children, and also ]
specimen of that of Uio white child. Tin
result of Mr. Browne** investigHtiou esta^
li&hed the curious feci that the white oliilt
is a black Albinos, its Itilti Ixiimr iu?t n>
much us wool?tbo characteristic of the ne
gro?an that of the two black cjuhirfn, \vh<
*re wire negroes, from a pore negro htilic
and toother.
We have here ike solution*>(, a pheno
menon which lias soux-iiine* confounded tlx
ph|ti^?y?n<f wmot he, ho/ bton dispose
to exmam by ftiept&unfption of infereon'r*
with both white and black, on the part o
the mother. In some instances, the pre
Aroption mnv be correct, but the praclicn
utility of h|rv Browne's investigation* U
that doubt in such carc* infty Uf settled lc
tftrminately by nn examination of the? pile
Woo) and hair are certain distinct charm
t^sdLgs. ,-.f differ?"- artftcio* of the huntn1
race, and interchange l>otween such specie
^enera'treiy is as permanently and distinct
>y marked in the pile as any oilier cbarac
ter'wtus feature to the ensuring of breed*.
TLU fact i? important, not only in doler
mining physiological questions wjiicU frc
ise. hg^ly,^ Uu i
faiWitt&tyrbduAl a growth of wool with a
flKfcb certainty of ita quality ft? any othc
crop which he cultivate*. The tntelligen
labor* of eoience in ^Ae investigat ion c
pbyatSal law* aWraya result in hem fit t
mankind. and those who devote their tim
and talents to *uch discoveries am the re*
pliUantliropiata of the race. Ignorane
aotneiiine* rate on a laugh at ihe expense c
the natural nhilefOldier, bwnh<e of lite *eent
ing in*?guificnnee of tlie objecta which cn
hfo attention; but r, erv hut dfceove?
M
f Z% f ' e
\m ^
cd h? rciehee'i* An "ndditlon to the sum o!
real knowledge available to man. and pro
motive bften of (Tin veiy highest interests 01
S fhe lrnnmn race.
The" woman who i* ilie mother of tliow
children ha* given Willi to fourteen children
Ave of which are white?nil we rupposc AtLino*?and
nina b ark. She hail twin*
once, both of whom were black. The woman
and her husband arc both of the Mine
j color, which is quite dark. Thev are l?oth
Cure Afticans. Some of the c!iildrcn are
lacker than tlieir parents, hut-the white
j. ones are as perfectly white a* any of the
Caucadnn race. The phenomenon of an Albinos,
we believe, ia referred to by physiolo.
gists to a deceased condition of the individual.
by wbich tlic }>erson is deprived of the
coloring matter of the skin and hair.
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Glen.S. E. Cqlrcjj.
Tub recent State Temperance Convention,
i through a committee of which Dr. E. E.
Presaly was chairman, sent a pressing invi
tntion to Gen. Carev to come and spend the
ensuing winter in tfii* State. The following
I Jctter was reevjved iu FC?v :
College IIill, Aug. 27.
Gentlemen The wishes of the late State
Temper a nee Convention of South Carolina
conrevM to mn In vnnr t.. .
J ... ... ^ .?nri U1
the 11th instant, nave been considered.?
The repented acts of kindlier* mid generosity
of the people of Sewth Carolina towards
me me grateful to my feelings beyond the
power of Jnngungo to express. To have the
coiifldciico and respect of the great and good
of your noble State would flatter the proudest
ambition, and to gintify their wishes
would justify any sacrifice.
Ah 1 r.m at prescut situated I car.not give
any nssUPMtco that 1 will be able to visit
South Carolina again this year. '1 here is
,110 field in which I would labor with gieator
pleasure, and none promises so large n suits
to the good cause. Every interest of the
people of that State especially requires a
prohibory law, and your courts ure so constituted
that tiie Judges ore not required tc
become reckless partisan demagogues in order
to secure a re-election.
A prohibitory law so constructed as to so
euic the rights of all would be a fixed fact
iu South Carolina if .nice enacted. In jus
tico to the great body of the citizens ofyoui
Stale I must say that nowhere in this it-public
have my sentiments and arguments met
with more respectful attention. When. I went
t there but little had been said on the peculiar
topics discussed and erroneous and taU?
notions were entertained in reference to th?
real nature and objects of the laws desired,
A calm, honest, dispassionate, gentlemanly
. and intelligent presentation of its inciits is
all that is necessary to give it favor in the
hearts of your people. The tffeels of the
irstllc upon your slave population arcaoriis'
| tiuctly marked and aggravated that masters
1 j will see at once that any other law, except
nit; viit3 uit'pvtvu, itiiiiiui gnu uicin |>ruwO
' tion. Motives of self interest, as well as ol
! patriotism, can be addressed to South Caro
' linians.
] To aid in Iiftstcningjhe "good time coining"
in the l'aliiietlo State would be glory
enough for me, if l>v possibility, 1 could
> make arrangements to'entcr the canvass. ]
p couhl urn. if I wouhl, di-guUe the fact that
I love the people of South Carolina. Then
' gchertkity, frankness, hospitality, were ttn
1 bounded, ami oven those to whom my opin*
ions were not acceptable, treated me with
1 uniform courtesy and respect.
. I ninko these retnatk* for lite purpose o!
i giving you some Id*1* of how trying it is tc
# my own feelings to deny your request. Tht
appeals from England to visit them are very
^ strong and uigent, hut I have been compelr
led to.say no to my friends there. More
than a year ago J gave a conditional promise
to u>y friends in Georgia to canvass ?
portion of that State the coming winter am]
j they may claim uty services if 1 go any
l> where. I am still undecided as to my
I course in the future. I (hank God that
thcro is no place in wy heart for any ot
I tho.-.4? bitter, unpatriotic, unchristian sectionL
al feelings, which arc so rife in those dsys
sml, can, therefore, go anywhere where Got!
may open the way for my accomplishing
good.
, | W lilt rntttiu-iU of respect, <kc.,
^ l mil yutiro, fc. * C/nti. > .
IIknry Si'mm kb, )
Iter. \Ym. Martin, r Committee.
Iter. E. E. I'mkbslv, D, D. )
Simpmchy.?A neighbor ofours not long
t sinco introduced io bis aon, abo'it si* yean
? of Age, a little brother, who bad ^ut nrrivec
in this world, which iilf agree in abusing
/ bui noue like U> pHitWitb it, even in ex
j, change fur n better. The boy looked at l?i?
r infntit broiber in some littlo jpcrplexity, an<^
t then raising bis eyes to his lather, inquired
,f "where did you get it ?n Bought hira my
o son,'* exclaimed the father,-with a latidabh
? gravity. Again the boy looked nt the baby
j and after a abort time sagaciously naked
P "Why didn't you pick out a white onef?th
4 or t" ?^iibany Kniek.
I- Burr to rise'?People who tena bulls dur
iug the continuance of "Hy time."
r (Driginnl Comnutnirntan:
r ; ?*
ror tub jcktbrhu8e. f
MI liad a droam: it was not all a irtim,"
' For my young life's blood was rolling its
jojous course through my veins, while 1 was
bounding like a roe o'er hill and dale, chaa>
ing that wild phantom Pleasure, whose
i r.nniQ lives only in song. With high
bounding pride, I made, as / thought, gi,
gantie strides across life's flowery plain, but,
alas, it was a dream. Somnambulism was
> a doctrine to ine strange and mysterious.-*1
My angel had not as yet, led me through
its sih nt clouded halls, yet Iliad a dream
thut was not all & dream. Though a fond
mother had' not left Iter silent homo of
denth, yet there seemed to l>c a gentle
guide to accompany mc as I passed through
life. Her uamo was Ilope, with her liily
hand she unfolded the doors of some gorgeous
palaces, where the rich and gay were
elm ing upon the "fantastic toe" ihe brilliant
hours of noonday life. All was still as I
heard an angel wing the air; as my ears
caught the gentle tones that died away, too
sad for mortal ears ever to hear again. The
stern decree is obeyed, and the loud peals
of laughter and extatie joy are turned to
mourning, and those rich melodies which
told of lover's woes and joys, were turned
to wniling and lamentations, for she has fallen
! oh, that bright eyed girl I so fondly '
loved. I saw her in the dance, more I eau,
liful than the gay butterfly circling in the
inorning sun, and pausing now and then to
1 sip the nectar of the god's (i? m earth's
sweetest flowers. Deep in her rib-lit tomb
iny Mary softly lies.
l There iu that narrow liome my youthful
joy diet. "I had a dream, but 'twas not all
1 a dream," for that g?*y ciree faded like a
summer's flower, and those gay halls, resounding
with n stranger's tread, ne'er re
, sounds again, fo' t ern Hea'ily approaches;
. he whose inusic has been the clash of re
sounding arms stands before roe, with hi*
mantle dipped in blood, and iu his cold,
1 pale, bony hand, he holds a t-ceptre, by
' which he rules the world. lie speaks, and
> the strong man turns pale, and lays himself
i down to die; he utters his voice, and the
faithful totub unveils kef bosom to receive
in her icy embrace, the vast throng from
, banquet balls to sacred courts. "The groan, J
. the pall, the knell, the tier," acknowledge
his empire. Hut I hud another dream,
1 which was not all a dreain. I left my
childidi sports, for iny faiiy guide told me,
f speaking sadly too, there was one devoted
spot 1 yet must see. "Hut stop," raid she,
"in those sacred pages." (pointing to the
Bible,) "thou hast rend the doom of Sodom,
and the fate of Gomorrah ; thou hast teen
I in thy fancy the curling naine turning ila deb*
f tractive way, and thou hast hoard the last
; note of woe dio away amid the deepening
' rour of a ilaming city ; thou, too, hnot read
of our Snvior weeping team of sorrow over
Jerusalem; hut I've a spot to shew tlice;
C no burning Sodom, no mangled Jerusalem
? ?Iter name is Mammon. She is set upon
' a hill, but exalted to heaven ; a munnniering
streamlet rolls at her feet, to hear her
[ chad away ;her sens and daughters at twi
light hour stray in pensive silence beside Iter
i murtnering nil. On one of her lofty hills,
I her Prophet-school doth proudly stand, and
like the glittering gems of light that mark
t the tending sky, her sons and daughters
f new besin forth,- with light for every eye.
Some for Paul, some for A polios, and some
? for Cephas, but none for Christ. 1 looked
' and 1 beheld not only what she mentioned.
' but four solemn temples, where they say her
sons and daughters are together called by
their cLl'.nsng txlk ; their r*3teh<yi. rumbling
wheels, proclaim the same. I looked ; oh,
that scene! enough to mxke a devil quail.
Close by these solemn halls old Bacchus
, rears three stately domes, and the chiming
\ of his bells, betrays the unsuspecting youth.
I The mechanic leaves his tools and shop, the
> clerk his counter, the former his fields, the
student his books, and all with a wild fiendI
isli shout proclaim, proclaim old Bncehus
t king. 1 awoke exclaiming "Verily, vsrily,
f shining Sodom, thou art exalted to heaven,
5 but shali indeed be thrust down to hell.?
' "I had a dicam, it was not ulljl dream."
[ acio.
The mind has more in it than most peo>
- pie think, if you would furnish the apartments.
"
J)i3cobc J-ics of Ifye * epc pi
C e rUnt).
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Some of die mni.| wonderful results of human
intellect has been witnessed in the last
fifty year* ft is remarkable Iiow the niind
of the world has tun into scientific invest!
Ration, end what achievement* it Una effect*
ed in that short period. Fulton launched
the first steamboat in 1807, now there are
.1,000 steamboats traversing the waters of
America only. In 1825 tho first railroad
was pat in o|*ratioa in Massachusetts. In
11800 there was not a siugle railroad in the
world. In the United States alor.e there
arc now 18;797 milea of rnilroad, costing
285,000,000 to build, nnd about 22,000
utiles of railroad in Europe. The electric
telegraph had its beginning iu 1845. The j
electric magnet was discovered iu 1812, and !
eleolrolvpihg is a still later invention.?
Ifoe's printing press, capable of printing
20,000 copies rii hour, is a very recent di
eoeery. tias light was unknown in 1800; I
now every city and town of any pretence is
lighted with eras, and we have ihe nnnrninw. I
mcnt of ft still greater discovery, by which
light, heat, motive power, may all be produced
from water, with scarcely any co>t.?
rbiguerre communicated to the world hi*
beautiful invention in 1839. (inn cotton
and chloroform are discoveries but a few
years old. Astronomy has added a num-i
bor of new planets to the solar system.? 1
What'will the next century accomplish ??!
We may look tor still greater discoveries ;
tor the intellect of inc.:: awake, exploring
every mine of knowledge and searching for
Useful info: mat ion in every department of
art and industry.
Mki.axchoi.y Waknino 10 Sni fk 1>ipi
t'KKB.? Although thtt-hahil of snuff dipping
lias been proven by medical inea to be inju
rious, and in many eases fatal to the human
i system, yet the practice seems to be followed
bv females with an avidity which would
i signify that the habit is gtaeiful, healthful
and deliffhtful. What an infatuation 1 To
look at the pale and swntthv faces in our
community, with lips lidaubcd with the
jKsrnicious compound, one might exclaim, in
astonishment, "why wiil ye die J" Well do
we remember how rosy the cheek.*, how
bright and spuikling the eyes, and how gay
was the step of an esteemed female of our
acquaintance, who, but half a year ago,
seemed the person i Heat ion of health and
beauty, but who now lies beneath thy cold
earth, solely from the use of smith While
her soul glowed with animation, and her
heart beat high with hopes for the future,
j never did she dream that her ow n hands
i were doing for her tlio work of dciuh-?that
i by a simple practice she w as stopping up
! the avenues of life, l>y clogging her lungs
with smith The uufortunate voting lady
j referred tp was know n and beloved throughlout
this community, and we mention the
facts hoping that others niav take warnim*.
[Danvi U r Rept>hi!can.
?q(j ffonSr IjT ii) i 3 Ui-s;
j 1. Pay him, because it is tlic ordination
of (iixl, "i hat those who minister
at the altar should live of tire altar."
When God sent von your pastor, lie
laid you under obligation to support
him. The Ilead of the Church is too
just to call a man from secular labors
for his service, without giving a precept
for h:s sustenance.
2. Pay your minister because yon
owe him and the precept is, "owe no
man" Having had the time and service
of your minister, you can no more deprive
him of his wages, without siu,
than you could "the reaper of your
1 ticlds." The money you subscribed is
not a charity, but a aebt.
3. Pay your minister, that lie may
i be worth ]>nyit?g; How can he give
i instruction, if poverty drive Win out of
; his study to dabble in worldly business.
| How can he buy books and periodicals
j without means f How can lie think
and reason closely, if you allow his
ipind to bo tortured with fears of debts
and insolvency, and keep him l imning
from neighbor to neighbor borrowing
money ? How -cr.n bo go before the
Church as a pioneer in godliness, if
you compel him to be continually struggling
with pecuniary embarrassment ?
4. Pay yoHr minister so that he can
?. i t . mi l i .
pay ins aeDis. inc worm ex pccis ministers
to pay tlieir debts punctually.
Not to do this is to bring reproach npon
religion. Can the ministers be
punctual, if bis }>cople withhold the
means? The shoemaker, tailor, merchant
&c.f want their money, uml will
you compel your minister to defraud
them ? ' -?
5. Fay your minister, if jou would
keep hiinr or ever get another as good.
It is a bad thing for a Church to get
tlio name of''starving their ministers."
Wo knpw some churches who do.this !
Tlie euro? of God seem* to bo ujw*n
tit em worse en<l worse. They will soon
become Hike the mountains ofGibcon,
without dew or raiu !"'
0. Pay your minister, bemuse you
promised to pay him. Kot to do this
Is to forfeit vonr word. It is h debt of
honor ns Well as of law. Your pastor
lias trusted to your word, thrown himself
and his family into your keeping.
Will you prove unworthy of his confidence
?
7. Pay your minister, bemuse you
are able to pay him. How entail is the
pittance which falls to your share!
With a little extra labor or nmisual
economy, how easily could you pay
your pastor promptly 1 Will yon think
of these things ?
Eolrhiolion of Scto.
The air contains at all times more or
less moisture, though in a state to rarified
as to be imperceptible. To prove
this it is only necessary in a summers
day to fill a glass with cold water,
I H'lian rl ? ,* nI 1..? r? ??? ~ ? -
I m uvii) mij ?o i4?v; nitty bwiii,
' its moisture will be condensed, and
l made visible, iL the form of small pelJ
lucid drops upon the outside of the
I glass below that of the surrounding atmosphere.
On this principle distilln|
tion is conducted ; and in the same
manner dew is formed. No sooner
1 does the enn sink toward the horizon
, than the blades of grass which clothe i
; the earth's surface give out the heat
they have been receiving during the
; day, and consequently they become so
much colder than the atmosphere that
they condense in the form ot dew part
of the ratified moisture immediately
surrounding them. Dew, being thus
formed, is, ot course, more abundant
before and after rains, when tho atmosphere
is nioislest. Calm clear
nights are essential also fin* the copious
deposition of dew ; fur then the glassy
blades emit their beat freely, ami it is
dispersed through the atmosphere
: without any equivalent return. On
i the contrary, however, if the night be
: cloudy, then heat frdui the atmosphere,
: in suiue degree, to keep its teinpcra[
ture on a level with that of the glassy
| blades, and thus so nearly equalise the
two that but little dew is deposited,
i It, in addition to clouds, a high wind is
I blowing, no dew will lie formed; for
then the temperature of the grass is
prevented from sinking by tho agitation
of the air continually bringing a
warmer current to succeed the colder
current bv which it is surrounded or
it may be that the night winds, being
J generally cool, so rapidly reduce the
j air's temperature as to bring it below
I that of the grass.
i As substances differ in their power
I of l??sing their heat, so do they differ
! in their attraction tor dew. On gras'j,
, swan's down, find other filamentous
j substances, which readily part with
; their heat, dew copiously condenses.
Toe mechanical condition of objects
| likewise affects the formation of dew,
( as shavings attract it more than wood.
Dow is more plentifully deposited on
! meadow grounds than on ploughed
1 lands; and cultivated soils arc rcfresh!
ed with abundance of dew, while bar;
ren rock and sandy deserts not needt
ing, do not receive the genial moisture.
; Indeed, everv ]?lant possesses, accord.
ing to its kind, tho power of condensing
as mncli dew as is necessary for its
peculiar and individual exigencies.
Arthur's J Tome Gazette.
if o to I o 5 e Useful.
By yov,r example.?"Without exhibiting
this in the tirst instance, all your
other exertions will be utterly useless.
Your own example sets a seal to your
sincerity, and gives weight to every
counsol yon may offer. Yon then be
come a living epistle, that may become
known and read ot all men : and who
does not know that men aro more deeply
impressed by living epistles inscribed
l?y tlio spirit of God, than by the
epistles written only bv pen and ink '{
*y. Conversation.?Pew men were
more blessed in the conversation of
souls than the celebrated Harlan Page.
Yet ho was not a minister, but u man
in the common ranks oi life. 2?ow, by
what instrumentality did ho accomplish
so much good f It was simply
by conversing earnestly with all whom
ho met on the concerns of the soul. Go,
in a spirit, and do like wise, and you
shall bo uliko useful.
By Correspondence.?There aro few
men who do not wiitetosome friends?
but how many are there who write
11 J J 1 11 .. .. I!*
wit hoi.t au v) iglif or serious aim 1 Tbey
never write about the news of ealvation.
If yon wish to be useful, make ft a rule
never to let even the smallest Bote
pass from your bands without Ctmtaiff*
ing something savoring of the truth,
and leading to Christ. h
Jiy Contribution.?It has been well
remarked ".Numerous channels are tiow
opened uj> in the providence o( God,
through width we crtft carry our Christian
influence. not onlv over our own
land but the most distant and degraded
spot on earth. Or>r charities can tako
wing and liglit upon everyplace where
we think thev are niofit' needed.'* In
such channels let your money freely
flow, for in no way can you be more
eminently useful, il with your money
you givo the jwayers of faith.
JJy Distribution of Tracts.?It is
impossible to tell the amount of good
which has been done in this way. The
instrumentality may be humble but not
less to be valued ; for sinners innnmerable
have thereby been led to the saving
knowledge of Jesns. Some of the
most eminent pastors of the chnrch
have l?een converted by tracts. Give
them in faith and many are the sheep
and lambs who you may be made instrumental
in leading to the fold.
Jbe iTiOOcr) t| i H q e $.
<;Therc"s something good in every
heart. Yes, no mutter how vicious or
criminal the life?how depraved or base
the actions?how foul the stream of
impurity tha- flows from the lips?
there is yet a secret spring in every
breast, tluit like the rock in the wilderj
ncss, needs but to be touched by the
[ prophet's wand?Love?to gusli forth
; in streams of living purity. Though
i coarse and mean the dress of the outer
' mau, there is lino gold beneath, that
benevolence and kindness may bring
to light. God has placed a star within
every breast; clouds and mist may envelope,
it, and shroud it now in gloom;
but it is still there, bright as ever,
j and may yet be brought to view
j to shed a halo of beauty around.
! Let it bo by thy work, OChristian and
philanthropist, to delovopc the hidden
; virtues of the uonraved beintr. and with
words of gentleness and lovo bring the
erring spirit home to trutli.
?? ? ;
Tin: force of beaut}* is universal and
the homage as general, but it is not always
that one hears in the streets as
pretty a compliment as we did the other
day. Walking along one of the
1 streets up town, an ordinary-looking
l man arrested the progess of a very
j beautiful young matron, with an infant
! in her arms, by the exclamation :
"A word with you, uiadam, if you
please V'
"What do you wish sir ?"
"Nothing, madam, only to see if the'
1 bal>c is as beautiful as the juotlitV^
We thought for a moment that she
was a little vexed but her countenance
softened rnickly, and, smiling,she kiss;
ed die infant nestling in her arms, and
' passed on.?JYcw York
"What do you think of the defendant,
Mr. Thompson ? Do you consider
him a good musician
"On that point I wish to speak witlf
great care. 1 don't wish to insinuate
i that Mr. Van Slop i* not a good musician.
Not at all All I wish to say i?
I this : The day after he commenced
' on the clarionet a saw filer who lived
next door, left home, and has never
since been hoard of.''
I "That will do. Mr. Thomnson. flail
the next witness,"
SrXGUI.AKITV AX A DV AXTAOK.-~-A
woman of < xcoireftt er.se, tfhd somewhat
of a satiric turn of mind, was asked
by her friends if she really intended
to marry iliv , adding that.'Mr.
, was a good kind of a man, but ao
verv singular. "Well," replied the
lady, "so much the bettor ; if iio ? very
much unlike other men, he is more
l,kely to make a good huabamb"
A gentleman, whiskered up to the
very eves, was passing along tlie street
the other day, when a sailor, ol>serving
hint, cried out to a brother tar, "Jack,
here's a fellow looks like a rat peeping
out of a bunch of oakum."
A youngster being chased by a wilt!
cow, ran into a thicket, nnd not returning
home tiil late, was naked by h a
mother where he had boon ? "A cow;
hiding, mar' was the precocious rep v
i of the little fellow,
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