The southern enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1854-1870, November 16, 1855, Image 2

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: -Mf Wm? '*' " . . : ^.. - - y, mn. "!,. j 1 .u1 ..j~i~a~jlj-l. ftlistrilunrotu Ultnbhtg. Tho Last of the Randolphs. p>v. a xsphcw or joiin bandolph. A Southern Correspondent of tho Home "Journal sends it the following interesting ketch: "Baring the V?nsm?r of 1854 I had some business transactions which called me to th< county of Charlotte, in lower Virginia. A mild and lovely Sabbath morning found me anted in one of the comfortably cushioned pews of the village church at the Court House As it wanted a few minutes to tne hourofser vice my eyes wandered over the largo am respectable looking audience assembled, am1 wan finally nttracted by a very eccentric in dividual who was just entering?a rathor aged man, tall, of dark complexion long white hair waving plentifully over his shoulders, and an equally venerable beard flowing on his breast. His step was active and Eaceful, his form erect and manly. But ii peculiar actions wem-hf striking contrast to his dignified appearance. At first I thought huu only eccentric, but a few moments of farther observation proved to mo that ha whs insane. Immediately on enterring tho pew he knglttowairds the wall, crossed himself and, apparently, repeated a prayer. He ihen sat down, drew out a white cambric, doiicatcly perfumed, wiped his brow, removed bis gloves, stroked bis bair and beard, took up his Bible; kissed it and road, examined his cane, used ti is handkerchief agahi all the time keeping himself in constant motion. I say all the time but, occasionally, we was passive for a few minutes?his attention apparently, aroused by soino truths from the 1 A A 1 A! TV matter how liowU the ragmg, unloosed fiends of air and water?the darkness will become light, the winds will be hushed calm, men will look up and bless their Maker?and after all cometh the sunshine?ihejGod given, heavea Ue?sed, life-giving sunshine. That the above is true of the elements of the material universe,no one will hurdly dis pute. That the same may he said of the little life horizon of man's heaven will bo almost aa readily admitted. We care not bow rough and untowards a face the world may exjrose to her most unworthy and unlucky inhabitant?we care not how bleak blow the winds of chill adversity 1 --we care not how grudgingly tho rich ho- J stow upon their dependents the little which is necessary to keep body and sotil together j1 ??uo care not how hard the task master, i Mini how poor the pay? how tried the soul I < ?how weak the faith?how troubled 1 the spirit?how feeble the purse if life?be 1 left?(and even after the dark shadow of the ! valley of death has been passed, is there trot Aope'in an Eternity beyond tho grave ?)? we care not how sore the trial*?how bitter tbe persecutions endured?there in a God in ; Heaven, and after all these cfoases cometh i the sunshine. I Thank God for the sunshine ! ilow beautiful, how heavenly its mission, both the ma- \ terial and immaterial; the one to give life, j < health ami vigor to all earthy thing*?to paint 11 the lily?to ripen the fruit?to vivify and ?illuminate the vast and otherwise chaotic c face of nature; and the oilier to lighten the I heart*? purify the feelings?and revive the i drooping spirit*, of the otherwise dark and I deluded inhabitants of the earth. t 8011 of sorrow and weeping?mm; when j the damp is on your heart, and the clottJs j sweep over your head, do-pair not?-God \ senderh afterwards the suiishiue. \ lJaughter of want and wretchedness? I wMwn; when the world frowns upon'"you, i and the worldings shun theo, and pass on the t other side?w|??*i your soul is heavy with t .accumulated grief, and your eyes overfull i minister?uut muse uioca were rare. 111s countenance assumed all kinds of expressions. Contempt, alarm, pleasure, earnestness, sorrow and anger, flittered across it in rapid succession. It reminded mo more of what children call making faces, than anything else. "After the services were over I ascertained that this gentleman was no other than the nephew of John Randolph, of Roanoke. lie calls himself Sir John St. (Jeorgo Randolph, and is sole heir to his celebrated uncle. Randolph, himself, remarked with bitterness during bis iast days that their blood flowed in the veins of but one single scion, and be.was deaf, dumb, and insane. So much for human great new*. The subject of this sketch ?although'physically and now mentally defective?had a miud cultivated in the highest degree. In his youth he was sent to .Paris, were under the protection of a celebrated abbe, he received a thorough education. Having the capacity to receive and the wealth to command, no pains were spared in the improvement of his intellectual faculties. Hut it was labor lost; for on returning to his home in Virginia ha met with and loved a young lady, whom he addressed but was refused on account of his physical defects. On becoming aware of the truth he was plunged in the most profound grief, from which lie was at last aroused, but? insane. "lie has considerable wealth, which is managed by his friends ; and being harmless he comes and goes as ho pleases, and is gratified in all his whims. Wrecked as his mind is, he still commands respect; and his peculiar manners do not attract the attention of his acquaintances, or excite merriment as one would suppose. R. After the Storm Cometh the Sunshine. It has been said that 'every cloud has a silvery lining,' and the person who penned 1 this truthful and poetical sentence might al- ' so have added, with equal claim to truth, i that after the storm cometh sunshine. No matter how hard the tempest may rage?no matter how dense the clouds that overshadow the heavens of God's beautiful heritage, the earth?no matter how tierce the wind that drift the storm, and lash the billows of the ocean, and commit havoc-and destruction among the abodes of men?no with t?uv, despair then not--?tliers is a "good Samaritan"??after the storm coraeth the suushine.?Chicago Budget. Fiffkting Dog Kxtraordin&ry. Wonderful I will he the ejaculation of some people, whilst others pernapn will invoke toe name of Walker, oorea3tn${ a very extraordinary story of a lighting dog related ror auout a year past tlio Milwaukee and Mississippi Railroad Company have experienced a great annnoyanco to their trains by the obstructions that have been placed upon the track of the road in the vicinity of Fulton ana Stoughton, and the traveling public may have feit thoir lives jeopardized by the same diabolical acta. Hut this far the only result of their obstructions has been the damage of trains, thanks to the watchful care of conductors. Since last May the company have had a secret police upon the line of the road?one working as a farmer, and the other as a carpenter?in the neighborhood of the depredations. About four weeks ago all was arranged for a descent upon the perpetrators, ns designated. Thocompanv knew vcrv well the guilty parties, but the difficulty was to prove their guilt beyond question. Last Tuesday night it was ascertained that lliey had arranged to give the train another "hist," as they term it, two of the gang being about to leave that part of the country. Uudcr-Sheriff Heck went out, and the watch was set along the lino under his direction. Just before the night train from this city to Madison was to pass there, a man was discovered in attempting to tear up the rati I. but who had broken his hook in thoattcnips Officer Heck was not far off, and the irons were put on the villian at once. In another section some men were caught rolling a felled tree upon the track, about fifteen inches through at the butt end. They had left the limbs some length, so that they wou'd act as braces against the ties, and placed the large end toward the advancing train of cars. They wore loft to complete thoir work, and a watch set to warn the engineer of the train, and then a descent made upon them. They were ironed at once, and put into the very train they had attempted to destroy, and taken to Madison and put in jail. During lite night two others were taken in the vicinity of Stoughton and sent to Mndi-on on a hand car. Six in all have beon taken and locked up, and four of them, we believe, were cauglit in the vcrv act. We understood th^t the leader of this gang is a man by the name of McXeil, and two of the others are named Delaney. This enmity to lllM ruilri.fil] AAinnontt niione a?i? j.f ?..n.. Realty or disagreement in regard to the pay for cows which tlio trains of tho company 1 liavo killed^?Milwaukee American, Nov. 1. 1 Goino to Law.?Upwards of eighty years ago there was in the town of llatherleight, in the county of Devon, an inn known by the name of the Client's Arms. There was a swinging si^n-hoard, on one side of which Vim n nuiu stripped of his coat and waistcoat, exclaiming, "I've been to law aod ' inve won;" and on the other side of this ign-bonrd was painted a man stark naked. Tying out, "Oh ! what shall I do? I have wen to law and have lost!" The origin vas this: Two men had a dispute about a ittle spot of land, respecting, which tbey oilU1 not agree. Recourse was had to legal , Koceedings, which ended in the verdict of a wry. Tho man against whom the verdict 1 whs given could not pay the costs, and the 1 ivinnor had to pav alt his own. In fact, the i oser was stripped of all his property,; the deter was obliged to sell his little estate, hen took an inn, and set np the above men- ] ionod sign as a warning to others. Some | if the descendants arc now living. i lkk^.uL< J: : by the Gazelle of Trieste. At the battle of the Tchernaya, according to that journal, as . I noted by the Po*i\ "While the striiggle was at its hottest, a large dog belonging to Colonel Mettinann. )ftlie 73d Regiment of the Line, broke hi* chain, and rushed into the midst of the combatants. Having savod the lives of a ser geant and a soluior, and made three Rusians prisoners"? This two fold feat wo presume the sagaci i ouh animal accomplished by the single act of seizing the three Russians, who were going to shoot the two Englishmen. He probably managed the mattor by grasping them all three between his fore-paws ; which he must have been a largo dog to do; but it would have required a still larger dog to hold three men at once in his mouth. Without, however, stopping to explain this little difficulty, the Trieste paper proceeds?"he received a j severo bullet wound in the leg, notwithstanding which he coutinued in the fieid, and grappliug with an officer among the enemy,j brought him to the ground, and secured his capture." This clever dog not only brought his prisoner to tho ground, but when ho had got him there, secured him?by what means our Trieste contemporary omits also to state ; no doubt by tying his hands and legs together with his own sash. It is astonishing what dogs can lie trained to do. The reader will bo gratified bv the information that? "After tho "battle the log of tho animal was carefully dressed by an army surgeon, and it is said that ho will receive a modal, in token of the fidelity and prowess which he displayed." r'rl\Ora X?? V11 r*Al v*A A akviv h iii nv/u uv; ?* (tilling PVIIIU |?i;uuiI3 who will bo of opinion that a bone, perhaps, would have been n more suitable reward for this valiant dog than a medal. But ho could not have wanted bones. He had doubtless killed a great many Russians in the eourse of the day, and eaten all he had killed, and a very proper meal for such a consumer are the brutes who bayonet our wounded, and iiro upon our ambulances removing their own. The breed of this remarkable animal is not mentioned, Displaying so much bull dog courngo and enormous strength, ho rony rcnsonablybe prom mod to have been a bulldog of gigantic size ; a dull-dog much exceeding tnc magnitude of an ordinary bull. Punch. Great Haul of Desperadoes. ?* *- ? m*mrn+m~m~mmmimmmmmmm*mmmm SOUTHERN ENTERPRISE. ?---" "" IMiiiimi I ? ?. I II '>Hn 'Ifci'iilmi ?.! (?!BLsaiKswin^aip d?g. ... I Friday Morning, Nov? 16,185ft. AO EXT*. E. W. CARRj N. W. cor. of Walnut and Third-at, Philadelphia, U our authorized Agent. W. W. WALKER, Columbia, & G. A. M. PEDEN, Fairriew P. O., Groenville DUt WM. c. BAILEY, Pleasant Grove, Greenville. CAPT. R. Q. ANDERSON, Cedar FalU, GreeavdW, tt3T Our sincere thanks are tendorod to lion. Jambs L. Oku, ibr an elegant bound copy of tho "Exploration for a Rail-Road Route from the Mississippi River to the Pacific.^ CHARLESTON ELECTION. ! William Porciikk Milks, the Stales' j Rights candidate has been elected Mayor! over F. D. Riciiard80n, the American can- j didato by about 420 votes. THE SOUTHERN CULTIVATOR. This most excellent Agricultural Journal is found regularly upon our table. It deservedly merits the high approbation and patronage which it has received. THE FARMER'"ANDIPLANTER. Or course this old and valuable home periodical continues to arrive. With Maj. Seaborn at its helm it could not bo Qther wise. It is to be hoped that the Stato Agricultural Society will institute measures for its better support. OUR HENDERSON COTEMPORARIES. We regret to see the deceptions which havo recently been practiced upon these journals by some very ill-disposed person of our placo. Several advertisements have appeared in their columns pertaining to new firms and business houses in Greenville, which in reality never existed. The Herald and Baptist enjoy a circulation in our LHstrict among a very large and respectable class of its citizens, and the injury may result more to the innocent publishers than to those upon whom it is intended to reflect. Wo make this notico for the benefit of onr friends, that in future they mny guard against similar impositions. THE WEATHER AND CROPS. Rain has fuller. tin considerable abundance during the past week, and our streams, which had almost ceased to flow, are now affording sufficient water for the accommodation of our grnin mills and other mechani cal operations. At the present writing (Thursday) the sun is shining almost us pleasantly as if it were ft summer^dny,? Those of our farmers who have gatnered in their corn have now an excellent opportunity for sowing their wheat, tho ground beiog in fine arablo condition. The present crops have fully satisfied the expectations of our farmer*, and should they bo unable to extricate themselves from debt, it will not be owing to the failure of their labor, but abuse of the inunificenee of a bountiful Providence.? Corn is selling in our place from 45 to 50 cents per bushel, aud wheat is realizing $1.25 a $1.35 as rapidly as it can he brought to market. THE STATE ELECTIONS. Thk returns come in slowly, but from present indications the American party have succeeded in must of the late electioos. Maryland has gloriously achieved herself. So far as heard from, the Americans have elected all their candidates to Congress, and have a liand-some majority in the Legislature. It is a lesson that Virginia should profit by in the coming Presidential election. New York lias elected the entire American State Ticket. The result in that State has given a doath blow to tho administration party, as well as to the Soward Black Republicans, and an impetus to the American cause, which mvst carry with is. the best chances forjBUcceas hereafter, to the overthrow of the ten thousand destructive isms which have crept upon the political board in tlint State. From Mississippi we have only the returns from the Fourth District, which elects William A.Lakc, American, to Congress. The Louisiana returns are still in doubt The chances are in favor of tlio Americans, although Tusodorb G. Hunt has been beat en in the second District by Mi lea Taylor. FUN AND ' MUSIC. ; Our town is full of it. We have the l4$weeney Minutrcls,'* llie "Virginia llartnoriiana/1 and any number of strolling organ grindors. Music can now be bad "for a song" tnd tunea a "penny a piece." Oen. Alvovta la not going bade to Vfealco, il is said, bat will take up his qnar- . ?r?, for the winter, at Aikou, in this 8uo$ Carolinian. * ' v.- i Section for colonel. The following is the kmU of Ihe election held on Friday lart for CoboJfof the Third Regiment, 8. C. M.: ? BOXES. j? ?... ? ???J/I?I %J mm will raise neither a Union nor a Disunion banner, but abide the course of erents, and hold itself ever ready to take deliberate and efficient means to preserve the rights of the South and the State. A party that will have nothing to do with National Conventions or caucus?es, but hold plain constitu- > tional publication doctrines to be their gnide in federal polities A party that is determined to have Naturalization reformed, and suffrage purified. A party to kill off Abolitionism in our oountry. Thr folio.wing waif afloat on the sea of reading, we clip from an exchange. We do not know its paternity, but it contains some wholesome truths, beautifully set forth : Man seldom thinks of death until the shadow falls across his own path, hiding forever from their eyes the traces of the lov od ones whose living smiles was the sunlight ' of their existence. Death is the great antagonist of life, and the cold thought of the tombs is the skeleton of all feasts. We do not want to go through the valley, although its passage leads to paradise: and with Charles Lamb, we do not want to lie down in the muddy grave, oven with Kings and Princes fc.. 1. 1 /.II t>._. .L H . ? ivb v/ui udu iciiuwn* jjm\? loo flftl oi n euufo h inexoral?lo. There is no appeal or relief from the great law which dooms us to dust We flourish and fade as the leaves of the forest, and the flower that blooms and withers in a day, has not a frailer holds on life than the mightiest mon?r?;h that ?re? shock the earth with his footsteps. Generations of men appear and vanish as the grass and the count less multitudes that throng the world to-day, will to-morrow disappear at the foot prints on Uie shore. In the beautiful drama Ion, the instinct of immortality so eloquently utterod by the death devoted Greek, finds a deep response ' in every soul. When about to yield his ' young existence as a sacrifice to fate, his beT i r?i .1- - i ? uivu v/inmniiuiu jujks ii mey snail not meet again, to which he replies: "I liave asked that dreadful question of the hills that look etornal; of the flowing streams that flow forever, of tl>e stars among < whose fields of azure my raised spirit hath < walked to glory. All weie dumb. But i while I gaze upon thy living faoe, I feel < there's something in the lore that mantles i through its beauty that cannot wholly per- t ish. We shall meet again, Clamant6e! 4 A dangerous counterfeit $50 note on j the Augusta branch of the Bank of the < State of Georgia, is in circulation in I this $tate, , ~ i * & wt. + mi .: i ? - ^ 1 ' 1 ' 1 ? GrwnvilU Court House, . . . . 141 14 Reed's, 89 19 Jones' 02 62 Robertson's, . , . . 3? 43 Boiling's, 40 23 McCullough's, 00 10 Fnirviow, 38 01 McDaniel's, 49 7l , Brockman's,........... 70 71 666 370 370 Majority for McOuUouglt. . 196 From the Charleston Evening News. The Late Election. To prevent discouragement among our friends abroad, we hare a word to sad in relation to the late election here, in order to present a few facts. In the municipal elections of this city only such resident citizens who have paid a poll tax, and resident certificates of the fact, can vote. In this instance the registered number of these was over 2,400. Tho American party went into the canvass with every reasonable assurance and right to count upon 1,800 of that number. Tho registered strength of the Order itself (although hundreds had neglected to qualify as electors,) and the well ascertained support of outside friends to the party or tho nominee for Mayor, justified the calculation. The whole vote polled in the election was about 2,100, of which some wero spurious?being duplicates taken out under pretence of loss, and usod by persons not entitled- to the certificates. ' | Thus 300 votes did not ballot at all. Tho outside friends of Mr. Richardson, it is well known, cave him a crood vote ; vet bis total vote fell short about 600. Now. two "facts bavo been pretty well ascertained, that many of the Order ontitled to vote did not do so, and that some actually voted on the other side. This was clearly defect, springing out of selfish considerations. It is also very well known, that monied influoncc was freely excrtod, besides promises of favor of all kinds. It cannot be presumed that the defection altuded to bad any aftlnitv to tbe foreign vote.* We venture to make one assertion, that llio American sentiment is still alive in this city, and that it is to day the predominant feeling with a large majority of its citizens. Now wo admit that there is a strong prejudice prevailing against secret political associations, oath-l>ouiul political obligations, and the intermixture of religion with politics; and in which we have shared. So far as these constitute Know-Nothingism, the verdict is against it, and to that extent and purport it may be deemed defeated in onr city. The organization to sustain these points will no doubt disband itself. From its ashes a new party will arise?a genuine, public, undismayed American party. A party disconnected in origin and association from all Actions. A party devoted to State Rights and undying opposition to alienage, as its two Cardinal iu?nfitnont? A il..t From AppltetonV ?Qrtuun?nts of Memffej. * "Sister, there is a strange man by the well" cried Bttie Lotntta. c MI see, it ift only s soldier,n added the * aunt. \ Sister Marie siorhfld. Frencoi* w?* a soldier," the reflected, iiut this a grief of three year's standing, and though she sighed, she found it possible to give her mind an abrupt twiri to some other object. H Thsre he sat by t&e well, n traeel-worn 9 and siin-brvvned soldiec. ' A patient gentle- * man; he seem:*!, too, as one that had borne j and sufTered too many great hardships and ! griefs to be lightly moved by trifles. Courage and fortitude render some men defiant ! and unbelieving?they had influenced this ' man Into kindness and silence. Possibly the fatigues of the day's journey had wearied him into apathy, for ho gazed ! on the parent* and children earnestly, yet said nothing. 1 "A warm evening friend," quoth the old ? man. Marie said nothing, but gave him a 1 pitcher filled with fresh water. He drank 1 eagerly, and returning it with thanks, gazed . again into her fa<^T with a steadfast and somewhat sad air. "You are married ?" he enquired, yet in a tone which gave no offence. MNo," said Marie. "So pretty a girl never wants lovers," romarkod the soldier to the parents. This was a compliment, but it was conveyed with such a tone of son bre wisdom, that the old poo Ele nodded as if the cure himself had upoen it. "I do not know whether I have a lover i n the world," repliod Marie. And she replied in a grave tone. For a jesting conversation, on such a subject, and with a stranger, this was a strange manner for carrying it on. "Perhaps, then, yon would bo glad to hear of Pierre Basil," said the soldier. "lie is dead," answered Marie, her eyes filling with tears. "Why do you talk so I" Here the old gentleman, who posted behind Marie, had been intently scrutinising the stranger, winked to himself with on eye of satisfied sagacity, nodded, smiled downwards with the right corner of his mouth, and laid hi* hand on the old lady's shoulder. That touch said distinctly : "Ilush, keep still.! Here's something coming off." "Not yet," replied the soldior to Marie? meaning tlmt 1'iorre Basil was still alive.? "Not yet." And looking intently in her brown eyes, he added : "Don't you know me, Marie f" There was no fainting or oxtrnvagaiit joy manifested. Both had seen and suffered too much for that. But Mario claspod her arms around her old lover's neck, and kissed him, and as her tears ran down his cheek, she whisperod : "Pierre, lf^vc always been, and always k. a 1.2? ? ' n Hi 1*3 UllltU. The Latest Lady's Invention. The "patent petticoat liftei" ? the great centre of attraction at tho exhibition in the Crystal Palace in New York, and is thus | described : There are four small pulleys at- , taehed to the waist under tbo dress, ovor which are rove small cords, one end of which ' is attached with pins, severally to the front, rear and sides of the skirt, at about the ( height of the knee. The other ends tor- 1 minate in loopa, which are led into the ( pockets on either side. If a lady wishes to < go up stairs, she pulls loop No. 1 in the right pocket, and instantly the dVess rises in front, so that the ascent is made with per- t feet grace. No. 2 in the left hand pocket elevates the rear in the same manner, nnd ' all nulled nt once lifts all the skirts knee high I All these pulleys, loops, rove cords, <kc., show that woman i? determined to \ hrAVA llmf if ? ?1 * r.v.v ...... .1 sue as IIIU Hl'HXW* TeSMI, ' she will bave the stoutest rigging. But 1 what is the use of this "lifter?" Upon " the basis of the uncontradicted philoeo- 1 pineal adage that fingers were made before ' forks," we should prefer the hand to raiso a 1 lady's dress, when it is necessary to achieve * such n gcttin' up stairs." 1 Freak of a Lunatic. , We mentioned, a short time since, that [ Dr. Headen, of Floyd county, had been sent < to the Lunatic Asylum, Staunton. \ The Salem Remitter states that when Dr. < Stribling was called to attend the trial of | Graham, at Wytheville, he left with Dr. ileaden instructions relative to the position that he wished him to give to some of the inmates of the Asylum ; this, he expected, 1 would give both employment and satisfac- 8 tion to the Dr. in his absence. But, in this 1 Dr.Stribling was mistaken; for, vory short- c ly after his arrival at Wythe Court House, 1 Dr. Headen also appeared, and, going to the Register, entered "1. Headen, of the Wes- ( tern Lunatic Asylum." When nsked why ' he had come, he stated that he had come to 1 watch over Dr. Stribling?the Dr. hnd told \ a lie on l?im by saving he was insane, and ' bo did not know by* il>ai he might eo.i-?? thero and swear to one that micrht An<l?n<y?r I the lifo of the prisoner. We learn that the ?>r. * deported himself very well while there?was t frequently in the Court House, and seemed t to take considerable interest in listening to t the testimony, When Dr. Stribling got c ready to leave, he had to procure' the arrest jf Dr<Hcadcn, before he would go with him. Georgia Legislature. j Millkdobyiltx, Ga.f Nov. 7. c The Legislature of tliis State mot on Mon- 8 lay, and organized by the election of Dem>crntic officers. The Governor's message was lent in on Tuesday. It is very voluminous, 0 ind is chiefly devoted to State matters. IJe 0 -ecoipmends the Legislature to provide for be calling of a State Convention in case rj 3origreas refuses the admission of Kansas i nto the Union on account of being a slave- . lolding State, in which case he advises a , tisruption of the Union, but ho hopes that he mitriotiaro of the North will avoid such t I calamity. . J * - - e i 9 $ 9 -j' ? * k - ... It is a trite sayiug that tie pCUilftli an redeem tie ttitesl slilfcct from?ft?U. teas. A str^ef^innttmtion of uim aSSnH* ninod in the fulKnvingobservation by H&ury ' Vard Beochor on the dry sml hackneyed ubiect of interest. How vividly he paint* he'miseries of debt I what biting iie words?what pith and pregnancy in the enleocoe ] Ifa *eys: "No blister draw* harper than interest does. Of all industries lone is computable to that of interest. It vorks day and night,f?dr weather and foul. t ha* no sound in its foot steps, but travel* list. It gnaws at a man's substance with vith invisible teeth. It binds itidustepr< ' la film, as'a fly is bound upon a spider's Web. Debt rolls a man over and over, binding him land and letting liihi hang irjWti tile fatal nesh until the long-legged interest devours iiin. There is no crop that can afford to lay interest money on a farm. There la bat >ne thing raised on a farm like it, and that s the Canada thistle, which swarms now plants every time you break its roots, Whose ilossoms are very prolific, and every flower 'ather of a million seeds. Every leaf is an iwl, every branch a apcafi and -every single ilnnt is hko n platoon of bayonets, aud a Hold nil of theut is like an armed ho-t. The ' whole plant is a torment and a vegetable nine; And yet a farmer had better mako lis bed of Canada thistles than attempt to ie at case upon interest. _ As Attractive Lady.?The Sprrngfickl [Mo,) Journal relates the following nngu* !ar occuwoncc : "Yesterday afternoon, while a hnly of thai :ity was engaged at her household duties, a i war in of bees entered the room, settling np>n her head, neck and arms. As may be ?uj)|>ost'u, u?e laay was sadly frightened nod illicitly brushing thern away, she nought refuge in nn adjoining apartment. The winlow inadvcrtenly left op?n, the beos immcliatcly entered, and again took possession if the lady, wlio finding thoy did not harm her, and u|u*bl? to remedy the evil, quietly went about her work, experiencing but littlo inconvenience. The bees continued to borer around tho lady until near sundown, when they departed a* suddenly as tliev inino, having paid -no attention to several children who were in tho house the whole lime." Strong Words?lia.vrK Words, and. Tut'ic Words.?The Itev. William Winans, if Mississippi, closes a caustic reply to tlie jreat Know Notliing slayer, Judge Longitreet, with tho following: "Every Southern roan who advocates a., continuance of tho uuLurAlizulion of foreigners appears to mo as with a drawn dagger, pressing the point, with more and still more Venzy, upon tho vjjry vitula of his own interest and safety. Every now voter, so made, nay be regarded as another nail in the cofinofall that is valuable in tlie iwnliar l-o >f n Southerner." A F40T for tub Soutu.?John Van Boon made a speech tlio other tiny at Sow York, in which he made, among ortijrs, tho following declarations: "Everybody knows that the labor of foriignors competes with that of the slaves, and lrives thcin out * It is true, too, that foreigners prefer the free States, and build them ip, to tho prejudico of the slave holding itntes." That this true, common sense, the observation of all, the practice of foreigners, and he declarations of their organs establish be,-olkI all doubt. Dr. Johnston and Goldsmith dining one lay at their usual place of resort, the "Boltn-Tun," Fleet street; the dinner consisted of unall legs of lamb dono npon the gridiron ; ?"Goldio," said the doctor, who took a navicular delight in teasing tho poet?"Gofdie, low many of these lamb-legs would it take jo reach to the moon ?" "Ono if it was long . jnough," replied Goldsmith. The doctor iskcd no more silly questions that day. Nature ! my mother nature I as the inant in the harsh slavery of schools pines br home, I yearn within the dark walls Of :itica, and amid the hum of unfamiliar men, br thy sweet embrace, and tby bosom wbere>n to lay my head, and weep wild tears at ny will. Never Despair.?Seven years ago My- ; on II. Clark kept a one-horse hardware tore. ' In 1849 Myron H. Clark was n de?.t. .1 MX t- " " " " >ui; unarm. ill lOOU AiyrQD U. U?rk HW ?no of the marshals for taking the censtts qf i one-horse vilingo, in 1866 Myron X. JI ark is now Oovernor of New .York. Thw?k , >f Myron H. Clerk, and never say die. The nan who will ho President in 1870 is now, >robablv peddling Indie rubber ret trap*. \gain, we repeat never despair.?A/6cmy Tribune. Mad Stowr.?There we* advertised to lie old in Halifax countr, Virginia, on yeeterlay, a mad stone tafongiitg to the estate of ho late Satnuel Pointer, which is said to be i certain cure for bites of mad dogs, snakes >r spiders. "Nimrod, can you tell me who waa ike Irst man"Yea, sir; Ins name was Adam ?Adam?somebody. Ilia father wasn't ao>ody, nnd he never hnd a mother? on ao? ountof the scarcity of women, I 'spose aiuf v liinplaster bauk smaf>king.w Tiioa. Fkawois Mbaoiikr, Esq., th* xile<l Irish patriot, and now a member f the Now York bar, is about to lead. j the hymeuial alter Miss Aeabxlla ownsknd, of the Fifth AveAoe, New fork. Miss A. is said to be a yemng idy of extraordinary pixconal attraciona, and estimated to loWfttfh about 2^000. Air. M. boa ham ^widower who Jo of 17 njoiutaf. . >