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It id a Fact.?That the Democrat* in the
free Stated hare elected none but Abolition
and Freesoilers to the Congress of the United
States. <
It is a fact?That the Administration
paper* at the cx>uth are una'ura io ufliignsto
a representative elected to the Congress or
8eagto of the democrats, ubo is not an
AhoKionistor Freesoiler.
It is a Fact?That every represent*tine
from the free States, in the Congress or
Sonate of the United States, that the Democrats
have elected or assisted to elect since
the passage of the Nebraska bill, is in favor
of the repeal or modification of the fugitive
slave law.
J it* a Pact?mat judge Lionng wae
not removed?that he now holds his office
?that Henry Wilson, an Abolitionist, et id
omnc gtnus, have seceded from the National
Council and are not now affiliated with the
National men of the Qrder, who have adopts*
National Platform embracing all the
tSouth ever asked for on the slavery questions
It is a Fact?The Durkee, elected to the
United States Senate by the Legislature of
"Wltccnsin, is an ultra Abolition anti Nebraska
Domocrat, and that the Legislature
which elected him passed resolutions do
denouncing the Know Nothings.
It isa Fact?That Maine and Michigan
are Democratic States, and that a majority
of their last Legislature were anti-Administration
and anti-Nebraska Democrats.
It is a Fact?That the Democratic Convention
held in Ohio denounced slavery,
-and paved a resolution asserting it to be the
duty of Democrats to use all constitutional
vneans to eradicate slavery wherevcj it exHat?.
It isa Fact?That the notorious Fred
Douglass'is a Democrat, and has repeatedly
addressed Democratic meetings at the North
and Northwest.
It isa Fact?That the arch Abolition ag
itator, Charles Summer, isa Democrat ; that
Martin Van Buren, John Van Buren, David
Wilmot, Preston King, Dix, Durkee, Trumbull,
B. F. Butler, Ilallctt, Wentwortb, BryJMit
of the Post, Fowler, Postmaster at New
Tfork, Redfield, Cochrane, Wade nud others,
aire Democrats and Abolitionists or Freesoilers
of the deepest dye.?N. O. Bee.
To the above, we would add?
It it a Fact?That the Democratic is tho
party wielding the patronage of tho present
Administration.
It it a Fact?That his patronage has
(been used to control State politics.
It is a Fact?-That the present Administration
has steadily removed from office
those who would not aid in this interference
with the politics of tho States.
It it a Fact?That in appointments to
office, the Administration has exerted its
anfluonee against Southern Institutions. See
*he appointment of ReederGovernor of Kan?as;
tho appointment of Dawson, as his suc-cessor,
who had first avowed his regret for liis
vote favorirj Southern interest,-on tho Nebraska
bill; and now Dawson declining the
appointment, it is said, Shannon of Ohio, has
accepted it?Natchez Courier.
The Irish Soldiers in the American Army.
The Editor of the North Carolina Stir is
responsible for the following description of
an Aineiiean and Foreign soldiery on the
same battle field?Buena Vista. The Sur
does not state its authority, but we presume
the extracts are taken from a new work just
{published by an American officer:?
" An American Soldier.?Most providentially
at that moment Taylor arrived with
Davis' (Hon. Jefferson Davis) Mississippi
iriflemen and May's dragoons. The former
ibarely stopped an instant (pr the men to fill
their canteens, then hastened to tho field,
ftoiling with rage, Davis called on the Indiana
volunteers to form, behind that wall,'
pointing to his men, and udvance against'
their enemy. Their Colonel, Bowles, the
teara streaming dowu his face, finding all his
appeals fruitless, soizod a musket, and joined
the Mis>issippians us a private. Time could
not be lo*-t; Atnpudia was close upon them ;
Davis formed and advanced with steady
tread against a body more than fivo times
his strength. A rain of ball poured upon
the Mississippians, but no man pulled trigger
till sure of his mark. Then those deadly
rifles, blazed, and stunned the Mexican advance.
A ravine separated them; Davis
gave the word, and with a cheer, down they
rushed and up the other sfde; then forming
hastily, with one-awful volley they shattered
the Mexican, bead, and drove theiu back to
<x>ver.w
A Battalion or Irish Deserters Captured.?"Notwithstanding
the parley, one
Mexican battery continued its fire upon our
troops. This was the 18 anil 14-pounder
battery of the battallion of San l'atricio,
composed of Irishmen, deserters from our
ranks, and commanded by an Irishman
named liiley."
We would recommend tliectoadies to tell
the War Department that an Irishman
was aa bravo a man and as good a friend to
A?*eriea as a Mississippian.
Mr. Berto* concludes one of the Chap'ters
of the forthcoming second volume of his
Thirty Years view, with the following paragraph
in regard to the sectional discontent
with the Union.
"Separation is one remedy for these evils'
(of which both sections complain,] but the I
, parent of far greater than just discontent or
restless ambition would Ay from. To the
8"Uth the Union is a political blessing : to
the North it is both a political and pecuniary
blessing; to both it shotokl be a social
blessing. Both sections should cherish it,
and lite North most. The story of the boy
that killed the goose that laid golden eggs
every day that be might get all the* eggs at
once was a fable; hot the Northern man
who could promote separations any course
t4 wrong to the South would courert that
A" 0. * '* i;. ;? "' ; ? V *>-. '
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(able into Liatory?W? ow? hiatocy?end
oommit a folly, in a more profit and low
point of view, of which there u no preoedent
except ii fsble"
SOUTHERN ENTERPRISE.
?lajasajj^wHiCii^ae s. o.
Friday Morning, Sept. 21,1865.
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can have his com tnu neat ion published by
giving us his name. It ia a rule, which we
seldom violate, that of publishing anonymous
articles. Those wishing to soe themselves iu
print, should remember this.
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been followed. We may occasionally grat
ify you in regard to the publication of such
articles as well "telf on the peculiar people
and institutions you have to contend with in
the "green mountains" of Vermont.
PATROL ORDINANCE.
Especial attention is directed to this Ordinance
to be found in our advertising columns
of this rooming.
SHERIFF OF SPARTANBURG.
Tne election, held in Spartanburg on
Monday last for the election of Sheriff, resulted
in the electiou of Alexander Wisoo,
Esq.
Tur rr\/CD no i/innitm
inc. rcvcn nx vrnuimn.
It will bo a source of considerable gladness
lo our readers to learn that the A'ellow
Fever, which has been raging with great
violence in Norfolk and Portsmouth, is beginning
to abate. These citiea still claim tbo
sympathizing aid of all the friends of humanity.
and those who have exerted themselves
thus far in behalf of the sufferers
should not now discontinue their labors of
alleviation. Many children have been left
Institute, and much suffering still exii-t*.?
The account we give to-day of the arrival of
the orphans in Richmond must 6trikc the
heart of all.
THE NATIONAL CONATION.
The "American Organ," at Washington, j
is out with a strong article in favor of postponing
the time for holding the K. N. National
Nominating Convention, from February
22d to the 12th of May next. The reasons
given are, that the Convention may not
fall upon the inidst of an exciting discussion
in Congress, and destroy all chunce of harmony,
and that inorw time and deliberation
may be had to bring forward the right man
for a candidate. The Organ says of the
"coming man?
"lie must command the popular confidence
by his integrity, ability, experience
and conservatism. He must be a friend of
the Union but he must hold the balance of
the Union with so just a hand as that the
most jealous eye that watches cannot detect
it tremble from its true equipose with the
least dqst of venality or injustice. The" American
candidate must be in everyj respect, an
American, beyond reproach and incapable of
fear. But, above all, we shall insist he prea
em. h uiunti cuarncier hi wined the tootli of
slander may gnaw, with no more chance of
injury tlinn a mouse nibbling at a millstone."
Commodore Wilkes has come w ilk a new
explanation of the phenomena of winds, as
follows: TbaMhe atmosphere, when of equal
temperature and dryness, will remain at rest.
That if the atmosphere is disturbed by any
change of temperature, the denser and colder
portion seeks the warmer, from every direction,
to restore thee qnilibrinm. The heated
air, unless confined and forced, never tends
towards a denser, and cooler area, but, when
free, it always rises or falls to the area, where
its gravity and temperature will restore the
equilibrum. That current of air may pass
in opposite directions without mixing, providing
they lie according to their specific gravities,
but they can never pass through or
across each other withont commingling. Also,
that currents of air are influenced and disturbed
by electricity.
Mr. Chan, IngeraoM, of l'hilide'phia, one
of tho killed by the. rait road accident at
Burlington, would, it ia stated inherited a
fortune of #600,000 had he tired until be arrived
at the age of 21 years, which would
have been the last of the present month* A
clause in the wilt provided that in the a^ent
of his disease beforo arriving at that age,
the fortune would fall to another brand) of
the family. It is said that an effort wilt be
made to recover this amount from the rail
road company. George W. Ridgeway, of
the firm of lUdgewey a tfiehf, one of the
killed, had his fife insured for ten thousand
dollar*.
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Columbia, S. C., Sept. 19th, 1865. C
W..P. FSh*. Bfwea o? tbs . *
Drar Sir:?We bare frequently met *
with men who would willingly condemn the
principles of Roman Cathejtt?m M iacom~ *
patiblo with Republicanism?who would ,
denounce that Church for uuitirar thinors <]
i ^ 'fMR
spiritual with things temporal and for hold- '
| iug the Pope's authority high orer that of |
legally-chosen rulers. But these men have, v
in many instances, protested against opposi- (
tion to the Roman Catholics on otftrground
?that the sect was too feeble in numbers, x
and too weak in influence, to work detiimont I
to the Republic. j
We regret that such a belief has prevail- i
ed in many parts of the country and among 1
individuals otherwise well informed in poli- c
tical and religious matters. Ignorance of j
an enemy's position and power has over #
thrown many a gallant opponent, who if j
contending on an equality, would have prov t
en victorious. Let uot the enemies of Re- c
publicaniem and of Protestantism triumph
by means of our ignorance of, and inalten- r
tion to, their strength and manner of warfare
! t
Firtt. In regard to the strength and in- '
fluonco of Roman Catholics in the United ,
States. ~ ,
The Roman Catholic Magazine officially a
declared in 1854, that the number of mem- c
hers of that church in the Union amounted
to One Million. If this statement bo true, c
as it probably is, one person out of every ?
22 in the Uuion is a Roman Catholic. Think c
of that! Anti-Americans one million is I
among us, subject to a foreign power, and 1
ruled by a eorrupt Pope, whose last words to
his chief "American" Bishop were, "You l
must crush Republicanism in America." As- 1
suininc one out of ci-prv fivn to vnlom I
wo have 200,000 Catholic votes in the Un- '
ion. Weil might the Patriot and Chieftain
LaFayette bnvo uttered thoso prophetic v
words, "If over the liberties of America be t
destroyed, it will be through Catholic influ- 1
ence." The number of Catholic votes is iu- *
creasing every year. Each ship that ar- j,
rives in New York Harbor, brings accessions c
to their number, and soon they will number c
300,000 strong. " "
From the United States Census of 1850,
we glean the following items which have an j
important bearing on this subject, and moreover
can be depended upon for accuracy.
In the thirteen Southern States, the num- ?j
ber of Roman Catholic thnrches was 275, '
not including school rooms used as Chapels. ,l
The value of these was over three millions of
dollars, ($3,434 737.) They afforded ac- r
commiodation for 81,000 persons. Those t
items alone will show the strength of the *
sect at the South?where their numbers are j
comparatively feeble, contrasted with those g
at the North. We regret that the census t
does not give us more fuller information in t
regard to their Church membership. Owing c
to their strength and influence at the North, '
they are able to control in a great degree n
the popular election, and in the State of 1
New York, they dared to endeavor to pre- !
vent the introduction of the Bible into the 11
Common Schools but a few years ago.? ?
The same game was tried more recently in j
New Orleans, but thanks to the Protestants of
thnt city, was soon arrested.
BAYARD. *
Ridiculous. c
Nkw York, September 13.?The Liberty j
party, so called, of this State, have nomina- 1
ted Fred. Douglas for Secretary of State, T
and ?fairies Parham, another sable son of c
Africa, for Attorney General. c
Washington Items.
Wabmingtoy, September 13.?General ?
Scott's back pay as Lieut. General has been a
disallowed by the War Department |,
Stribling G. Cato, of Ala., has been ap- _
pointed Associate Justice of Kansas vies Elmore
removed. j,
Thk remains of Hon. D. H. Lewis, well *
known former United States Senator, were buried
in a cemetrv at New York en/1 *?
there i* not even a stone to mark his grave, h
the citizens of Alabama are about to take r
measures to erect a monument to his memo- t
ry. t
Yrllow fovcr seems to be spreading in s
the interior of Louisana, At Baton Rouge, *
it is said to be on the increase, and in conse- e
qucnce of its prevalence at Clinton, the town
is nearly deserted. J
?? ? ?? 1
Fourtkbk years ago, a gentleman now ?
residing in Pittsburg, stamped his name up- ?
on a pioce of silver coin commonly known as t
a "levy." The other day he received it by t
letter from his brother in Iowa, who had re- c
ceived it there. The history of that shilling^'?
would be curious. Who can imagine its va- I
rious ail ventures.
Aw exchange says that if yon will sprin- [
kle a little brown sugar on live coals or a hot *
iron in your room, the smoke of it win banish
the moaquitoea for the night The essence
of pennyroyal sprinkled on the pillow .
of the bed will have the same effeot. Try it <
A map in Watkins, Schuyler county, be- "
ing pursued by a mad dog saved himself by
taking refuge in a puddle of water in the I
oad. i
u$t' iffijihi m ' n -i; Tiriirf
Axmfr.lt <he Orphans.
Ykstrroay ^ninwdhnre caft^ up in the
yurtis Peek twbnty-eigRTchildren in e1 go
fthe Roy. Thot?>Tliirae. They we: ail
rotn Portsmouth." They wore of all ages
rotn 16 months-to 16 years. The number ]
ru smaller than was anticipated. They
vero diminished from several causes?some <
vere claimed by their relatives, others were ,
letained by the desire of friends or relatives :
?ho ekptei&l to be obl? to take charge of
hom,<fec., but the chief reason was that the nu
liorities of Portsmouth thought it best to di'ide
the number, sending a part at a time.?
)thcrs will be seot hereafter.
Upon the arriypL of the children, they
vere taken in charge by the committee, and
vere immediately conveyed to the College.
r?ro omnibuses, furnished by Mr. Bollard
ind another by the proprietors of the Amercan,
all free of charge, togethe^pvitli several
lacks, were oroployed in the transportatian
if the children, their nurses and the coinmitee.
During the day a party of ladies had
>een engaged in making things ready for
hem, some of whom remained, and were
iresent to receive them. The little crea
urea were pui 10 ooa promptly, ami we
loubtnot rested well after their day's jourley.
They were accompanied by tfiree Sis-'
ere of Charity, who showed the most tender
egard for them.
The reception of these little children, and
he scene of their arrival at the College, was
>no of the most touching and interesting we
lavo ever beheld. Two of them are unknown,
most of them had rotnarkablv bright
md intelligent faces?some were delicate?
ill weie objects of the deepest interest to evry
one who saw .them.
More than 600 dresses wore prepared for
hem by the Indies. They will be made very
omfortable, as much so as tlicy could bo
iny where. Dr. Archer, the assiduous Chairnan
of the Committee of Arrangements, was
>rosent, as were Drs. Hawkins and Chrisian,
to look after their health and condiion.
About the Norfolk orphans nothing has
>een communicated to our committee. They
lave again procured the consent of Mr.
fume to make application for tbem. It
ms been stated that Norfolk will not part ,
rilli theiU.
If that is so, the question in settled ; but
re trust if there is any design of sending ,
hern away, that as Richmond was the first .
o apply, and can accommodate thcra as
uol I if tinf luif for than nni* i.tkop t\l >iaa tliotf
?VII^ WW I'VVICI , IIJOII J I'ltli/C, IIIU> <
rill bo sent here. We would think it a. re- j
roach, that these orphans, who, by the do- (
case of their parents, bccorao tho children
?f the State, should be sent out of tho Slate :
or support and protection.
[.Richmond Despatch.
)amphool intiated into the Know Nothing*.
Started at 12 o'clock at night, went
lown town, then up town; mot watchman,
Damphool nnd lie turned round three times,
hen stood on one leg; Damphool then said
'lloruni Scorum," watchman said, "Ilighcatilrmn,
go ahead Damphool said watchnan
was "one of 'em." Went thro' seven
>nck streets, then along cross street, to near
vhere wo started ; dived down cellar steps
loor; Damphool wboo-whoed three times,
mocked door nine times; somebody inside
quailed like a torn cat twice, knocked door
bree times, door opened: dark as Egypt;
ied handkerchief over my eyes; another
loor opened, rattling of chains and strong
niell of Sulpher; thought iny timo had
orao and tried to prav, but couldn't think of
mything but "now I lay mo down to sleep."
rhey led me in, threw me down on all fours,
it me nine cracks with a paddle on an tinncntionable
place, stuck two pins in the
nine, blated liko a hilly goat, then a gene-,
al caterwauling by the whole campany.?
taised roe up and took off the handkerchief
?then told me I was "put through"
I'm Almost Home.
The traveller, weary worn, covered with
lust and suffering from many privations, sees
n the distance of the curling smoke nscendng
from his old homestead, and choked
vith feeling almost too big for utterance,
xclaims while tears of joy roil down his
heek?" Vm almost home P?
The playful child, having wandered from
ts fond parents tieinbles for fear of aptroaching
danger as darkness gathers
iround its footsteps ; yet as soon as it sees
oine well known object, shakes its curling
ocks and clasps its glad hands exclaiming:
?Tm almost home}
The mariner, after a long and toilsome
rturney, discries in the far distance the outine
coaat of Mb native land and sings aloud
rith joy, while his heart is full to breaking
?/'?? almost home /
The Christian, after having fought many
lard battles, endured many trials,* resisted
nsny tempatioos, suffered from many afflicion?(
and grieved "over many shortcomings
eel* gradually approaching the band of disa.10,
and being admonished thereby of hi*
pondy dissolution, lifts his glad eye* heavenrard,
while hi* heart melts with him, as he
xelaima in triumph?Pra almost home 1
Christain professor, thou too art almost
tome ! Art thou wearing this world as a
oose garment, so that it may be thrown off
it a moment's notice! Are thy affections
md desires fixed on things above? And art
boa daily becoming more weaned from
hings of time and sense ? or like thousands
>n every side, art thou living thy rest here,
ind living as though this wero thy home ??
ie more on thy guard in future?have thy
amp trimmed and burning, for at midnight
he cry may sound in thine ear?'Behold,
he bridegroom, cometb, go ye out to met
lim.?Lutheran Obttrver.
California is getting to be as ci?iiized and
*christianized as the older States of the
Jnion. There are forty-eight Protestant
Dburebee in the State, and Lynch Law is
impost going entirely out of fashion.
Tine Indianapofr' tells of ?
>ean raised in that eHfc. jAree f*tt long / It
auet bea human bcirf.?Ltftyetk Joxrnal.
Jflisrriltuttoua Iftrafefoj; J
Mnry ~ i " ? ' idff^ j
Good Humoi. "^p^S2
Krkp io good humor. It it not great en*'*
lainnities that embitter existence, it ifi the'
n vexations, the small jealousies, Uie. lit^appointments,
the "minor miseries"
that make the heaVt heavy and tho temper
sour. Dou't let them. Anger is a pure
waste of vitality. It helps nobody, and hid dera
everybody. It i* always foolish and
always disgraceful, except in aoroe rare cases
whon it is kindled by seeing wrong done
to another; and even that "noble rago" seldom
- meuds the matter. Keep in good humor.
No man does his best except when he is
cheerful. A light heart makes nimble hands
and keeps the mind free and alert. No misfortune
is so great as one that sours the temper.
Till cheerfulness is lost, nothing is lost.
Keep in good humor.
The corpnny of a good humored man is
a perpetual fenbt. He is welcome everywhere.
Eyes glisten at his approach, aud
difficulties vanish in his cheering' presence.?
Franklin's indomitable good humor did as
much 5or his country in the old Congress as
Adam's fire or Jefferson's wjsdoin. lie
clothed wisdom with smites and softened contentious
miud into acquiescence. . Keep in a
guuu imuiui. ?
. A good conscience, a sound stomach and
a clean skin are the elements of good humor.
Gitthem, keep them, and keep in good huiuor.
Victoria at Paris.
Vic and Albert have been over to take tea
with Louis Nnpofeon and Eugenie. 'Hie
papers teem with interesting accounts. The
Queens had on their best bibs and tuckers ;
and Louis and Albert perspired in regimentals.
Louis had the impudence to kiss Vic
on both cheeks; but, Albert should have
been the gainer by this transaction, by reciprocating
with Eugenie, who is unquestionably
the better looking. The people, good,
easy souls, 'shouted, "God save the Queen,"
and "viv PEmporeur," until they were
hoarse, and then went to their hovels
and crusts, while the big folks, glittering with
brilliants retired within the palace.
How times change I 'Hits Louis who
smacks Victoria llegina so lustily, a few
short years ago, was one of her town guard,
you may say, as much below her notice as
any other insignificant poor creature. He
is the same man then ~s now, with this
qualification, that he has managed to gain
power and place since, and of course he is
now "a marvellous proper man." A great
world this!?Wil. Herald.
Tub pROoniss or Life.?Men rejoice
when the sun is risen ; they rejoice also
when it goes down, while they are uncon.
# 4i.. .1 r it _ 11 it
ftcioas 01 uie uecay 01 wieir own lives. Men
rejoice on seeing tlio face of a new season, as
at the arrival of one greatly desired. Nev
orthelcss, the revolution of season* is the decay
of human life. Fragmeuts of driftwood
meeting in the wide ocean continue together
a little space ; thus parents, wives, children,
lelatives, friends, and riches remain
with us for a short time, then separate?and
the separation is inevitable. No mortal can
escape the common lot; he who mourns
for his doparted relatives has no powor to
cause them to return. One standing on'the
road would readily say to a number of persons
passing by, t will follow you. W hy,
then, should a person grieve, when journeying
the same road which has been assuredly
trodden by all his forefathers t Life resembles
a cataract rushing down with irresistible
impetuosity. Knowing that the end
of life is death, every light minded ronn
ought to pursue that whjch is connected
with happiness and ultimateblis3.?Dublin
University Magazine.
A Husband.?"My friend," says the
Family Herald, "You will never realize
your beau-ideal of a husband in this world.
It must be a poor imagination that does not
far transcend the real. Fancy is always
in advance; reality jogs on behind. But even
a pbrfect man, such as you describe, bim.
would be a bit of a nuisance; so noble and
so exalted, and so intelligent and pure, we
less favored men might complain that nature
has been too bountiful to this fellow and
treated us rather shabbily; we might even
eonspiro against him and do for him ; so
perhaps it is quite as well to take a real
man, after all?a man like the rest of us,
without any superhuman or inhuman pretensions?a
mixture of strencrth and weak
ness, good and evil?one of Eve1* own eons
?the best sort of husband, after all. Marry
the ideal husband in the ideal world,
and the real husband in the real world.'1
Ku.lino a Hear.? In Jones county,
North Carolina, a few days ago. a* a colored
man, one of the slaves of Mr. Foy, was
chipping turpintine "boxes'1 in the woods,
he heard a loud squealing at a short distanoe
from the spot lie hurried to the place
whence tl<6 sound proceeded and discovered
a hog In the clutches of a bear. Bruin did
not seent intimidated at the man's approach,
and growled fier&ly as be advanced. The
only weapon in the possession of the negro
was a small round shave, bnt after a moments
deliberation he determined to make
the attack, and walking quickly up to the
ferocious animal dealt hint a blow upon the
head which stunned him so effectually that
there was little further trouble in despatching
him.
BftOWNSON ON TTIR PRKSBYTKBI AN8.*?
Dr. Brownson, in his review for 1846,
says Presbyterians "are not Ohr^ans,1
Presbyterians are completely otwbf the
pole of Christendom. They havetinchristanized
i hemsel ves by asserting the
invalidity of Catholic baptism,11 Ac.,
Ac. trust oar friends of the Pros*
bytqrian faith will be able to survive
thlfii'rrible excommunication.
CKron. <&Sati*neJ
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favorite dwarf, a nlan about 40 yeail
old, and 3 feet high,, a few yeartftgo
toot ? notion to marry, and applied to
the Sultan for a wife. The Sum^M^r^r,.
him permission to go into hiB hSRirh, .
and take tlie one whom he could kiss.-i*
The dwarf like all other men, was aui- *
bitions to have a long wife. "Whilo the
Sultan1# five hundred women, who
kucw the terms ^cording to which the
dwarf was permitted to choose, were &
laughing at the jnauikin, he Wont up
to one of the tallest and handsomest of
them, and struck her a sudden blow
on the stomach. She collapsed with
the pain, and before she could recover,
he caught her by the nock arid.gave
lior the qreaded kiss The sultan kept
liia word, and the tall beauty is now
the mother of the dwarfs chddrcn.
We had the sad narativefrom oue who
knew the family well, both in the bright
day of their prosperity and happiqess,
and in the gloomy night of their miaory
and wretchedness.
Many a tale equally melancholy
wiui me ?wv?, ungin, oe ujiu or our
people in our city, who have for years
been spending the means thoy Jiave
earned by the sweat of their brows', and
defrauding their families by the purchase
of lottery tickets in the vain hope
of some day ch-awing a prize of which
their^is less probability than that they
will TO struck by lightning. Take our
advice?we give it gratis?and dont
purchase lottery tickets.?Ifeto Orleans
Daily Delta
Additioxal OuKiosrrrcs at Rakstitm's
?Nails from the claws of a hammer.
The needle that darned Adam's
stockings.
A receipt in full from the dews of
evo.
A. leg of a toad-stool.
Pig from the pen that was mightier
than the sword
Map of the state of matrimony.
Knots from the board of foreign missions.
jgL
Eve's botmio breast knots.
Rafters that were supported byy|8fr
beams of the moon.
A bird's-eye view from the top of .
the morning.
Moke Proscription*.?The Roman Cntholie
Administration n nt work, |*\werit>inc
Americnna and apjwinting foreigner* to- or
fice. The last case reported, is die removal
of S. 15. Chnmnion. tulitur of thr* Rlnnmi-ilU
| N. Y. Mirror, from tlvo Po?i Office nl
Blooinville, Delaware county, N. Y., and the
appointment of VV. Hull, a Roman Catholic
in his place. The motto of the SofMiettW ,
at Washington, is : "Foreigners first?Amorcans
not at all P
A Generous Firm.?It is stated,
says the Boston Post, that a dry goods
firm in tbat city divided five thousand
dollars among the clerks in August,
being the amount oi profits accruing
to that month over aud altove the per
centage which the firm has fixed ns a
limit of what they wish to inako 1
A poor man once came to a miser
and said, "I have a favor to ask." "So
have I," said the miser; "grant mine
first." "Agreed." "My request is,"
said the miser, " tbat yon ask me for
nothing."
Adversity exasperates fools, dejecta
cowards, draws out the faculties of the
wise and ingenious, puts the modest to
the necessity of trying their skill, awes
the opulent, and makes the idle industrious.
Much may be said in favor of
adversity; but the worst of it is, it has
no friends.
It has been ascertained, says acolemporary,
that people who pay the printer
yearly, are seldom struck by liglitning.
If this be a bonafide fact, we nave in
our mind's eye a few who ought to procure.
lightning rods instanter.
Some of the papers in Missouri says they
will raise more corn this yeaf&an for any $
fire years before. Much of the wheat land
her e averages 40 bushels to an acre.
* Diogenes in acquainted with a printer
who is so enthusiastic, that he never
sits down to dinner without insisting
on seeing a proof of the pudding.
Fik8t old woman?M What does the
minister say to our new bnrying
fround ? Second old woman?"lie
on't like it at all, he says he never will
be bnried there, as long as he lives.** *
First old woman?"Well, if the I/ird
T ?r:n ?
KJO UI^J JL IT 114*
/ Bowelli, the Italian engineer, baa entirely
succeeded with his "locomotive telegraphr*L
Thus, a train may not only announeette oom- .
Ing or its position along the whole line, bat
messages may be sent by the passengers *
themselves.
The idle aro sorely put to it for
means to kill Time, while Time very
quietly proceeds to kill them.
"I'll take yotjr part," as the do? said to the
cat when he robbed bar of her dinner.
"Yellow Fever.?In New Orleans
last week the deaths niooonted todOO,
including 294 from this fatal fever J
An NarrPaMiDEjoT.?TJie Clarksville*
Chronicle Mis ran up the name of Millard & k
Fillmore as s candidate far the rrfskknri^n