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him to bavo" the **word ae the
word Oil fefc !i|W?e
aiid tho'^ldon corn lroni
in t!io clear inn<*of the heafod'anvil.
Chisel tire Woifcf in tlid wood ^Tigruvc
^^udeeUM to ho a Plivsiyou
will learn the socrets oVtlii* hearthl':
aide. And you will sometimes stand
I jjB.yecn Deaths the Fhtient and the
Crave! In tin; name oftho humanity
y-u deal with, we urge you to be honest.
Doyen crave the lawyer'* license.
His brief and life irreen satcliel L. "An
honest lawyer isYho noblest work of'
;-W?tho Jodiciary. Yes, a lawyer may
? bo therefore, with a gesture
Does' youiPoambition run out after
the w^mless laurels of rhci noisy politician
? BehotrYest if yon can and may
tho Lord be merciful unto yon 1
Would you be a Printer or Editor ?
Be honest, ami may ymir labors here
.Swarded. '
In conclusion, young man d you intend
being a lifjnor-sellcr, and deal out
poison to your fellow men ; and beggar
children, and break the hearts of widows,
wives and mothers, we will only
Bay that it is to be expected that his
Santanie Majesty will deal honmthj
with you, and show you he has a perfect.
understanding ??f your case and its
merits.-- Ay>>.
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feNfe Anecdotes of Lord North. 3k J
' l^us lumu)red inlnfster, was always
read\ with a j.?k< and always
nrnwceiaeU on.- J ?vvull..?4h it ?.
r Hf Ins expoivso^Ppiio. night hc^rose to
IC%^V wj.vnv ['I I. VtVUWl
in tlie iioiibo. Qpe ipemW tor exaip
pie, *uid he, called me that tiling ealled
a minister I" Now to ho sure
(patting his potrdy aides) J um a thing:
when therefore, the gentleman culled
me u thing he said what wm true, and
3 could not beaiYgry 1?r!th HftH. Kht
when he added," that thing called ft
- ^Sunikor, lie called me the thing which
of* all others ho hhnvotf nwst tm5u*s to
Ixjrii Korlh said to Ills support!era,
Now will give na a history of
all the naval battles; from that of Svdarojftto
that of last year. 3 shall take a
nap; wake im* when he gets nenr our
own timb. After an hour's infliction'
tho friend urged Lord North. My
lord; my lord, wake up?he has get to
thft battler OfVanTromn."!. M(')h r&rtr
gftid the $k't*py minister, youVe waited
ah"n-f.t-<f yews f jo soon. Om lii-i
Jaxt night in offtee his antagonist, liad
collected twr ;t grand battle: Lord
North roMo iu 1m place, foul declared
c^the
f ;T ' ,r% , Wf .
V ^ *; '' %H
?v jfK. ;^ .-. tuTftar <k\ ^ i * i ?<*
Ml* f>IC. *S?rr
tj Bade. -Von cunget to go to stay
K ' TV^? WK? ?~,H m^J
?, . ' "J v W) C J UU
- house in? I3rr
Back ?Bccauso it is raining.
Mceic.
lYa\\-?Why dun't don't you cove
1 it yvhen it niii t ruining ?
r Back.?Because it dvii't leak a dan
' drop then.
MV8K-. V'
Trav .?Where does thla right hahc
I >;frk. -r?v been livia' here fifteen
vedrs and it has'nf'gone 'any when
i?et.
MISIC.
ijffiTrav.?Can I cross this pOnd dowji
ho c 1
Back.?% gticss so, all the ducks and
gecso go on it
I - Mvsfc.
Trav.?rllavc you anv spirits about
frou? jrififoir -{
I Back/?D? you think my house is
hainted, you fooii there's none nearer
Trav.?How long do you say you
liave been liven' out hero?
1^1 BackS-l >o yon sec them 'ere hills
I'over yonder. X'V^TS 'y,Ji
Trav.?Yes.
Back.?Well they were here when I
?i-; iflrSJC-. .^t&'S
" JTr.iv.?L say, stranger, wouldn't you
tiko to know the balance of that<tune?
Back.?Yos, I would like to learn it.
Truv.?Let me etav all niglit and I'll
4>)ay it for-vou.-: " hV':A%*|
Back.? Cret down yon fool and coma
out of the rain, and yoti may stay a
whole vroeki Jt r*.
MiKjsic. yft]
Trav.?I wish you'd have mv horse
put ifp andfed higlti
{ lkick.-rBoy, tuko this mail's horse
and put him "in the stable?put a bundle
of fodder up on the loft so high he
can't reach it. ' *,-> > .A i
Misir.
| Trav. -Stranger have von anything
good gb eat, about Uero.:.
j: Buck.-?Ycs, 1 guess so?Old Lady,
look ?p hereon the top of the cupboard
: iu that. okjtohirt and get down that
f f-thfo niii't good; I don't know
IS
arsio \.sn sen-KB-^Mrsio.
I*.*-! want t?Vhyv down. -fSfbr; \
k.?Well kick that dog up ofl
ear s.Hhb Idon't reekop yotnl get
m? i?f f
^ . ?. vuiu J1XVO IU llCill Mil'
I balanoifof that tune,
pi i>Jii;k.T-?eQ-uiy.st as live as not, it'tj
1 tolerablo.good lor these ports.
? pboi X>$o Bt* MUWC.
L : Twv.?Will, stranger how yea like
j it ?
t Hack.-?Give us your paw. Oklwo[
matt get up out o'that bod and lot this
stranger have it.%. Any man that ken
| make that music can sleep in the host
' bwkin irs v house, and have dean sheets
in w bargain.' Hby, go artd empty a
lykfcM of com in tlrt^man'i horse
trongh, nnd sttm the door with a stack
' of fodder. Now stranger good ni^bt.
' lXmrt forget, thai tunc before morning.
"
l^iuth^ M A" L T.
iflff fcmWifltrnti?il n wliiU ha ??>
Vs ; \ ,. . **dmBu&fE
world to ',
,| lV, looko\it Torment. So nittdi J
4 1r on annoyance of modesr
ty, the trouble of civility, tho ipoil^of
brewer's agent, the ale-wife's companion,
tlie constable's trouble; his wife's
J woe, his children's sorrow, his jnckhV"
bor's scoff, his ownfthnme, the picture
I of a beast, and a, monster of a inAra; I
V . "gay, well and do well, end both
with a letter; . Suv well is good, but do
j well is better."
I Tiikkk is said to be a woman in PittsHi'
burg, wlio takes in cliildrcn to wash.
I! She gives them a good scrubbing witMa
I soap gnd sand, and then sets them in I
the sun to dry. She washes at four
I shillings per dozen. Pittsburg is such
I a smoky town, tbat Uic child reft have
I to be washed all over every dnv.
?
I To ?Soi<tv:n tiikSkin ani> iMrnovkum
Comh.kxio.v?Mix in a cup of milk a
I little flower of sulphcr ; let it stand
Hi for an hour or two; then, without disturbing
thtfkulp'.mr, fub the mttk mto
I the skin. Jt will keep it soft and clear. |
should l~- nsad liefore wmhiiur
Some oho tolls i\ good story of a br<$od
backed Kentuckiftu wUq went dowir to i
NewprWns for the first time. Wilis- 1
key, braudy,.and plain drinks, htfkn&w,
but as to compounded ntUl flavored liBquors
lie was a know-nothing. Reposing
on the scats of the court of the St. i
Charles, ho observed ft seoro of lash- i
ionables drinking mint jttlipsr.'<pu^),l>}V
said ho, "bring mo a glass of ihatbev* >j
ernge.' jtf When he had < unsumed the j
cpoling draught, }\o called tiro boy.?
j"ftnV,-Wlmfc WW -my -tnst* l-f-ttwM-k i'?
I "Why} j-ott ordered a julep.' "'Hint's
right, don't forgot it,?keep bringing
'cirt'
?o? *
|i Mortality Among Bachelors.
The ftrlon condition of bachelors
has always beeu a favorite theme for
ladies, oaitora and otiier wits to expatiate
upon. The nntidy rQom, tlic but
ronleas shirts, the stockings, fill,I of
holes, and the thousand other inconveniences
of the unmarried shite are fa- j
miljar, in this way, to the most obtuse
ofus all. ^....W
The }>oor bachelors have, a hard
P time, of it- They have been ridiculed i
by the sex, a*ul eomotimos taxed by j
legislators, and now atatieians deal
J then* -'tho unklndestv cut of all," by il
L proving that they die earlier than mar-j1
; t ied men. The celebrated Dr. Caspar,1
I of Berlin, estimate* the mortality (
i among bachelors, between the rtges of
i thirty tfe fortydiVc, Kt twenty seven per
I cent; while $10 mortality among married
men, between the same ages, is I
only eighteen per coat. As life advoiu; |
cos the difference becomes even more J
striking. Where forty o?m. bachelors
attain tlie age of forty, there arc seventy-eight
married men, a difference of
nearly ten to one in favor of the latter.
At the age of sixty there are forty-eight
married men; to twenty two lmehelors ; 1
at seventy, eleven hadMm to twenty
[seven married men, and ut eighty, ^
nine married men to three bachelors.
No bachelor, it is said ever lived to be u
hundred. ^
J Obtttino '?m Mix TO.?-Wc once heard an j
old fellow, futnous ait over the countrv for In- 1
f tough yi?m?, tbe following, i ?? i1
?-!. ..1 !. - f. - *. v.f tk.-_ fw':i fesn ? *tl? ! I
I 1 "/ 3ir' ^
I '* , s
' ^ " rV ' ' V
* wu^NI|H?@. A (0S3h?KH .;^,V
KxteluivAJ?w?lry !Cat4Mi?hijie^7
^!?ind:?oU'*on rvwn*b)? Topith. ,*
-j* A fa" -^iiL-La?
Wa^hee, 18 On mi Cum* from $36,00 f-? $ 1cfi&Oa,
SUVor do. froth #]0 to *U'i,00. Also, Gold and
Silver Lo?<ton Ma-b Kail lio<?l 'J\mr K<*p*r)LA\u\
a second hsud Watch??, c-!S?r^??Ly*k
nrq genuine Tomas Lion-.*. .V vi-rv extensive
(M ehoice assortment of GOLD KINGS {tod*#
dice BltOOCJlKS, plain and s? t with 1 Hiuuoudii,
KuLi.?, Pcmls, Thrrproise, Onrnoto, -CtusUirft,
Oornl, Ojvtl, Ontneo, Lava and Mntnie, mSfc
Also, a splendid selection *of fine Gold Barrings,
plain an<l with aeta. K\tren>cly fashionable and
Lm v Foh, Vest. Cetelalno nod Guard Chain".
A large nnd fnijaii'Ol wKfti'jn nf Gold Seals nii<4
Iting?. Mine of which contain Lnakots, V?Hn*i|
grettes, Peheil? mid Toothpicks, do. iter, Gold
KoUHu^?if?? nmi CMuevc Btuionb of u siij'nii/fJ
<lj>nlity. (Jold I?oekctx tind Mndellions of all:
*)7.c<? <\h<l iU?prosirtitntioiii?. Variety of 05 old
Cut! Piii*. lh-Hcclctn, l.ryiioi' Nook Chains, illid n
lorga naaortmi'nfc of (uioy -$o?oni StmU Kid
Breastpins for Gentlemen, A?Ju Maionio, Odd-Follov&
niid Temperance Pi>aJbf>38fcyBB|jM
Gold Pens.
GOIj) won Silver ElrtotiMoO Owes, some of tUeml
Mammoth ?ixe. Alao a fide tvlcelies of J
Hair Work, i
Consisting of llrooehcn, BmriSuts, herring*, j
ll'harnn, Ffv?i }>ro*a,.a Heart* Crosses nod Xeck 1
i liaia-, fiiii>li"'1 with tnr.ti fnl fine Gold Mounting. ]
A number of Fine Silver Cuj *, Chr.eto and j
plain, together with n ({rent variety of heavily
tinted l.itgiish WTnrK ?"? jryftj
Pott Mo mid Single Barrelled Guns, Rifles and
Pistols, nod Revolvers of tin" roost Celol rated
makes.
A few more of extra fine Double Bltuled French
ihuuu** left, and a few Boxes of the well know it
\l iiiic lbi/.or Strop Ptiete.
In ehtrrt liis Jewelry Store iff-replete in i|8
variety of handsome 'find nttrnetiv < FANCY j
r;<M)l?S genorally, liiasmueli h? to entirely pre- i
ilOdetho. inout'uni of a vast d?ui that is Beautiful,
L'sofnl timi Ornftiueutal. if
mh *$' 4ft ' ;'jg tf
sscsa J?-~r"
The Tfiiipci'ance standard.
rTS& UX]>EUSU:XK.r>uo.iW rixijKcffiilly nn
J. nounoo to t bo friends of Tun poronoe neutrally
Mint, thoy intend to commence the juiMifentian 1 I
of a TVmj^rmiee I'nucr; .nJwMit tlio loth of .June
next, provided ? eugteiMrii n umber of riuhscfi hers
tnn be olituiiic.i to warrant the undertaking. : I
It will l?e printed niton substantial paper of
in|>0fiiJ sin*, nftd will contain 24 columns of
matter. It will t>o denominated the "South Ont?
nlinn Tompornn.e Standard," ami will be pubii.-hod
cvefy two vv celts nt.the prico of One l>ol
Inr per annum. As !?oo? tut fifteen hundred aule
wrihera arc obtained, we will publish it j|C0hiy
nt the ennicntrfee.
Oor sole oWoet i- t?>advocate the enuraofT. mnerancc;
and particularly the JeegislatlvolVohihltiou
of tlio TrntHe iii liitoxicftthig 1 Milks;
in-1 to prendre the mosses of tlyt pnPJM? of our
Male, for the enactment of em it a Lois', b\ con*
i-imlug them of its expediency and neeetuoty.
Wuwill endeavor.t? mnko'lt ? welcome **i?i- 1
w in every fiMwilv. Xothingi.wiH to admitted
into it# ?t huii?R of ii worthier ami immoral tcnbtney.
'
A Strict neutrality will he inntrtgihird oil nil
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than ?>n year, mi'! In v? ry coqe the outer tuiwt
to accompanied by yto numcv.
Wo hop* all person* feeling nt. ii.t..re.*f in the
siieocM of thiswilFcxcti tliemsol res In I
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must ho i?ort pi id, and add n> ?*od to the 'youth 1
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t>mbrno? nil the nevv* of the great ?Voaia of "the
**V\ thastate
ifi'l of Con^re-# ; iinpi^ntii piiblio <Wnmenti?f
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